#mf are you serious!!?
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#tim drake#red robin#robin#dcu#dc comics#timsteph#timber#timcassie#curse you dc for making two regular fixtures in Tim’s life be named cassie and cassandra both shortened to cass#do any of the rest of these mf have tags#prolly not#this is so much responsibility#redlynx#timdar#timtam#HOW IN THE FUCK IS THAT NOT ALREADY A SHIP TAG#NOT ONLY WERE THEY IN A SITUATIONSHIP FOR MOOOOOST OF RED ROBIN#LOOK AT IT#TIMTAM!!#SO GOOD!!!#anyways every time another hot person kisses tim drake and he’s like ‘wtf’ and then ‘hmmmm this is not a good idea prolly’ take a shot#like dick grayson is Known for being flirty or whatever (a perception discussed in Detail elsewhere) but tim is (still) SEVENTEEN#and has been in SEVERAL serious relationships and also a few situationships and also had several ill-advised kisses#anyway the reason that timkon (and to a lesser extent jaytim) will always be my faves#is cuz tim can be All Of Himself#and he couldn’t be in p much any of his earlier relationships really#also kon (and Jason when he is Less Murdery) are caretakers and tim Needs That Shit#and he also needs someone to pour all of his Immense Loving Heart into loving and kon and Jason both Need That#they can be So Normal about each other#anyways ty for coming to my tim drake romance ted talk
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The Heart Killers Trailer | Kantbison + Boyfriend Behaviour
#the heart killers#the heart killers the series#THK#kantbison#firstkhao#first kanaphan#khaotung thanawat#lovey dovey#god that backhug looks SO GOOD#first + serious big spoon energy#the extra bulk makes bison look so twee and cuddly#clingy MFs#seriously bison? you tryna prove who can suck harder??#FK just highkey upping their insane chemistry each and every time#only first can pull off flirting with granny specs on
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The JL keeps trying to stop Captain Marvel from talking to the media (and it’s not working)
The jl held a meeting about marvel’s conduct with cops bc he got a little too excited and suplexed a cop completely fucking forgetting he’s a 7ft buff ass man (the video goes viral for months) and the press is having a fucking field day with this bc ‘Captain Marvel Hates The Government!’ ‘Justice League Member, Captain Marvel, Shows His True Colors…?’ ‘Fawcett Superhero Attacks Civilian!’ ‘Captain Marvel Sends Police Officer to ICU!’ ‘Philadelphia Hero Puts Public Servant In Coma’ and shit like that is on the front page of every newspaper, magazine, and tabloid for the next eight months at least
so they’re like ‘hey you gotta say something! The people think you hate the us government esp the police!’ and he’s just sitting there confused before he says very slowly and clearly ‘But I do…I fucking despise them’
Barry and Hal are fucking losing it bc this is the guy that says ‘darn!’ in the heat of battle and has said on multiple occasions ‘Well, that’s not very nice, now is it?’ to opponents that destroy worlds for fun
like this guy still tries very hard not to make faces at the broccoli on his plate in front of the jl (and fails)
this guy hears a yj member or even the very adult titans cussing and going on the longest rant bc ‘I’ve not heard such foul language in all my years-!’ and what’s this ‘‘I’m an adult’ nonsense?? I’m older than Ravens grandfather 🤨 When you get to be my age-’
they’re all so pissed when they hear him cussing like a sailor playing video games on cyborgs phone the next day and he’s playing fucking temple run at that
#dc comics#justice league#ACAB!Billy Batson#dc captain marvel#Billy batson#billy batson says acab#Batman#dc cyborg#Victor stone#green lantern#Barry Allen#Hal Jordan#Whenever Billy gets the chance to cuss out cops he takes it like he’s cussing in ways that don’t even make sense in multiple languages#Like he doesn’t even care or notice that cap isn’t supposed to swear and it’s HIS rule#it doesn’t matter which speedster fucked up the timeline bc billy goes straight for Barry zero hesitation#‘I’d expect this from a cop’ ‘I was literally fucking dead are you serious??’#hal holding a newspaper: cap what did he even do#Billy trying to look like he didn’t fling a cop at several other cops earlier today: who’s to say ☺️#Barry: hey I’m not included in your cop thing right?? …cap?? Buddy??#Billy: 🙂 acab means you and that dumbass mf chase too#Hal remembering Greta ranting about a children’s cartoon at 3am: 🤨 bro the dog???#just imagine how much worse it gets if they figure out he’s in middle school#hal recalling everytime he’s invited cap to take shots and race around the watchtower: you’re fucking twelve?!#billy (who recently turned eleven) holding out Barry’s badge: no but he is#or even worse Billy showing up to his intervention props 😭 like he shows up with a miss piggy mask ‘I mean I can be’
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the way atla fans and especially the males in this fandom talk and joke about katara will never not piss me tf off. katara really seems to be the only character that has been mischaracterized to such an extreme while at the same also having her character reduced to absolutely nothing but being a whiny angry little teenage girl.
like the amount of times i've seen memes where aang toph and sokka are portrayed as being cool and chill and having fun and then katara is for some reason always crying and getting angry at someone and nagging at her friends about dumb stuff. and everytime i see those memes that are supposed to be funny i'm like "??...did we even watch the same show?...." cuz WHAT. literally who is that supposed to be? katara??? be fr
like we all obviously know why they do that to her (it starts with an m- and ends with -isogyny) and this has been discussed a hundred times by people who can put it a lot better into words than i could but i do find it funny that it's always only her being portrayed as the annoying little killjoy that can never let the gaang have any fun (even the show implied that at some point and even made her feel insecure abt it bc she wasn't okay with them cheating people out of money) while sokka is literally the one who's like "no we don't have time for that fun little side trip" "no we can't go there we have to stay on schedule" "we can't relax we're already running behind schedule" yadda yadda for like..the whole series and yet i don't think i've EVER seen him be portrayed as anything but the fun chill guy. like those ppl would neevverrr talk abt him the same way they do with katara and it's so annoying.
#ranting cuz i just saw a meme like that and the males where all laughing in the comments abt her#like i need those mfs to keep her name out of their mouths#if youre a male then dont talk about katara unless youre praising her i'm so serious#i wish katara was real so that she could mop the floor with yall 💔💔💔#katara i'm sorry these losers cant handle such great and strong feminine characters like you sweetie it's not ur fault i promise#i really love sokka but if anything HE was the “killjoy” out of the group especially in season 1 and not katara#and i dont even mean it in a bad way#katara defense squad#katara deserved better#katara
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I wanna see gerry with the full on poofy goth hair, let him be happy, let him tease the eye out of his hair , FULL ON BATS NEST AND PERHAPS ONE OF THOSE POINTY FRINGES. Also someone needs to make the distortion a new wave design.
Thank me for finding photos on Pinterest and disgrace me for forgetting the users but
LIKE THESE TWO PHOTOS BUT GERRY AND MICHEAL
also I live for distortions in striped suit propaganda.
#tma podcast#tma#the magnus archives#gerry keay#micheal distortion#i’m being serious#let me see the goth mess that is gerry#defo slept on bats nest maybe he’ll wash it and brush it out every few days or weeks#let me see those distortions in striped suits. BOTH OF EM. I AM UNDOUBTEDLY QUEER FOR THEM.#give them makeup to. make em fabulous in a Itll kill you kinda way#and gerry. very smudged makeup on that man. he has had that shit on for DAYS#mf running from the horrors and lost his clown white and black lippy#someone send him help
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people who date taylor swift or others like her at this stage are so brave it's not even about the songs it's just the ticking clock before you get Commercialized that would make me run for the hills
#not saying these are poor little men who must be defended from evil witch songstress mind you.#idc if she threw those mfs into an active volcano literally or metaphorically#it's just the tmz-fication of music and art that irks me so much#like she's not being inspired by her personal life to write music be so serious that's not what she does#she very consciously and masterfully picks references she knows her fans will pick up on and connect the dots on#but she's not selling music (not only at least). she's selling gossip#i'll admit there's at least more artistry involved in that than in a paparazzi walk but in principle they're the same#she's not the only one who does it btw.
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hey all! i wrote a comedy/drama character study fic about kaku & lucci, exploring their relationship and everything they're feeling post water 7/enies lobby. i’d really love if you gave it a read! thanks so much!
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#hi i arrive to you after not posting for like a month to jumpscare you with a monstrosity about these two mfs. Whatup guys did ya mis me#SERIOUSLY THOUGH this fic was such a fucking blast to write. god i'm obsessed with these two. the chokehold they have on me#is worse than their war crimes#i've been told lucci is weirdly charming in this. he's so serious it loops back around to being silly#i'd really love if you read it! i know they're a rarepair but god they mean so much to me#chapter 1111 CHANGED me#rob fucking lucci having feelings & caring about someone clocked me so hard i had to write this#dw though if you havent read 1111 tho!!! this takes place during the timeskip so nothing past marineford in here#kaku my precious giraffe i love you and your old man accent#kaku#rob lucci#cp9#one piece#one piece fanfiction#what is their ship name. uhh#kakucci#???#anyway#ltrri
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Let me make something abundantly clear to you fucking smooth brain motherfuckers since apparently me saying it nicely isn’t getting through your thick fucking skulls. If you are a zionist or reblogging anything like this get the fuck off my blog.
I do not want you here.
Don’t come in here and try to fucking argue about both sides when my friends have had entire branches of their families wiped out by Israel. Do not fucking let yourself think for a second that I have respect for any of you cunts that think that just because jewish people survived a literal genocide it somehow prevents them from carrying out one in the modern day. Especially after everything we’ve seen coming out of Gaza.
Go fuck yourself.
As always: Free Palestine. From the river to the sea.
#.discourse#if you’re a zionist get the fuck off my nlog and i’m being so fucking serious#you bitches are way too fucking comfortable hiding behind ‘antisemitism’ whenever anyone criticizes zionism#newsflash bozo: no single religion has any reason to create an ethnostate#shut the fuck up#you mfs got me mad as fuck get the fuck off my blog
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Shirou : just heard the expression "living rent-free in my head" for the first time...
Shirou : ... you mean i could have Atsuya pay me shit this whole time ???!!!!
#Inazuma Eleven#fubuki shirou#incorect quote#No yk what the quote is accurate because i said so#As one icon said once#“Don't get angry get paid”#Making your alters pay rent when you are a system might be the new revolutionary therapy#No need to merge when keeping those mfs in your head can be lucrative 🤑#(I am not serious i am joking)#money money money#The host = 🤮#The landlord = 🤑😏
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Please Hasbro let the Shattered Glass version of Hardtop be named Softbottom. Please please please please!!!!! PLEASE, HASBRO I'M BEGGING YOU!!!!
#yes I'm a very mature individual#tf earthspark#come on guys this would be funny#maccadams#like- sir you named someone Hard-fucking-Top#we're not serious to begin with#transformers#shitposting#transformers earthspark#steel rambles#seriously I still can't wrap my head around tf name#fkn Hardtop I'm telling ya#mf destroyed bumblebee's voice box#then this is retconned and is now Megatron who did it#he had it rough in the comics#then he also loses his arm in tfe#PrayForHardtop#maccadam#shitpost#AH I FORGOT HE'S SWINDLE'S BROTHER
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seeing a Lot of people on here complaining about content that’s being written or lack thereof and Not a lot of y’all opening a mf journal or a google doc and getting to work yourselves
#wE waNt TenSiOn and PiNIng#baby might i suggest writing 10k words of build up yourself?#no? 😕#you don’t like that idea? 😕#i thought so#get in the mf booth if it’s the serious
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how i looked at the new guy at my job last month while he kept asking for my opinion on what fragrance he should buy from a kiosk 50 ft away instead of helping me with sales and the only other person there was busy performing an eye exam so i couldn't leave to go on break and i had to do everything myself
#it was so annoying cuz he was gone for 45 mins and claimed to only be gone for 5#MF I WATCHED YOU STOP LYING#i wanted to go on my break before our assistant manager started the eye exam#but i couldn't leave if no one else was handling customers#and eye exams usually take an hour#so not only did i have to wait for the new guy to get back but i also had to wait for the eye exam to finish#which took nearly an hour and a half#keep in mind the new guy left without telling anyone so i had to text our manager who wasn't there what had happened#and the new guy was like why don't you care abt fragrances i need your opinion pls be serious#YOU BE SERIOUS IM HUNGRY AND EXHAUSTED AND I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING AROUND HERE#MEANWHILE YOURE HERE GETTING PAID $2/HR MORE THAN ME FOR DOING FUCKING NOTHING ALL DAY#he did quit a short while ago tho#vent post#btr#big time rush#kendall knight#kendall schmidt#kendall makes the pain go away
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headcanon that werewolf jack can’t shut his fucking mouth
#im jokingly serious cause istg everytime i see the werewolf in the og comics his mouth is open#like are your teeth that mf big i know you waking up with dry mouth pookie#werewolf by night#jack russell#marvel#marvel comics#wwbn#wbn#comic book
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sometimes I'm having fun scrolling through for you page and then I see "Armand is Alice theory"
it's literally confirmed oh my fucking gods aaaaaaaaaaa
gods of media comprehension please bless those people
#it annoys me so much and its not even thats serious#armand saying she wanted to say yes but couldnt trust you#mf hes talking about himself#gods above and below#its august please get it already#iwtv rant#iwtv#armand#devil's minion#alice iwtv
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You're telling me that after Head no one thought "damn I need these mfs in my horror movie"
#i think the only roles they were offered after the monkees were comedies.#can you imagine if they were actually casted in serious roles?????#anyways if there are any monkees horror fics let me know so i can read it#i need to see these mfs traumatized
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How do you have kids and don’t make them do chores. I’ll never get it, man. They grow up to be one of those ppl who’s never washed a single dish before and are usually dirty and of privilege mind. Parents essentially sending their usually annoying kids out into the world to be an even further nuisance just because they don’t know how to do simple, everyday chores when they are fully capable of doing so and are able bodied.
#my younger bro is like this unfortunately the most he does is empty the trash and that’s it bro#he’s lazy and unfortunately he sues his autism to get away with Everything im so serious#it doesn’t help that mom used to baby him now he just doesn’t do anything but eat sleep and shit#we’re not privileged idk where he even got this mentality from outside of mom babying him man#rambling#but#outside of the brother ppl who live like this really are the most ugly ppl on earth to me#not pulling your own weight and helping when you can when you are physically able to and have the time#especially as an adult#you got other mfs cleaning up after you and you’re grown…… that’s….#you should be embarrassed sorry#not even talking about ppl who hire maids that’s a whole other thing but just in gen man#you are taught how to clean from a young age#you only become#a burden when you go around other ppl making messes and looking stupid when told to clean up after yourself#you’re like ‘huh? someone else was gonna do it I guess haha-‘ like noooo you did that#no one around you is your maid bro stop playing with ppl#even having a dishwasher is not even an excuse tbh like especially when washing dishes by hand is sm more effective and faster
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