#mf are you serious!!?
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its-your-mind · 17 days ago
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bird-inacage · 12 days ago
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The Heart Killers Trailer | Kantbison + Boyfriend Behaviour
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hijinxinprogress · 6 months ago
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The JL keeps trying to stop Captain Marvel from talking to the media (and it’s not working)
The jl held a meeting about marvel’s conduct with cops bc he got a little too excited and suplexed a cop completely fucking forgetting he’s a 7ft buff ass man (the video goes viral for months) and the press is having a fucking field day with this bc ‘Captain Marvel Hates The Government!’ ‘Justice League Member, Captain Marvel, Shows His True Colors…?’ ‘Fawcett Superhero Attacks Civilian!’ ‘Captain Marvel Sends Police Officer to ICU!’ ‘Philadelphia Hero Puts Public Servant In Coma’ and shit like that is on the front page of every newspaper, magazine, and tabloid for the next eight months at least
so they’re like ‘hey you gotta say something! The people think you hate the us government esp the police!’ and he’s just sitting there confused before he says very slowly and clearly ‘But I do…I fucking despise them’
Barry and Hal are fucking losing it bc this is the guy that says ‘darn!’ in the heat of battle and has said on multiple occasions ‘Well, that’s not very nice, now is it?’ to opponents that destroy worlds for fun
like this guy still tries very hard not to make faces at the broccoli on his plate in front of the jl (and fails)
this guy hears a yj member or even the very adult titans cussing and going on the longest rant bc ‘I’ve not heard such foul language in all my years-!’ and what’s this ‘‘I’m an adult’ nonsense?? I’m older than Ravens grandfather 🤨 When you get to be my age-’
they’re all so pissed when they hear him cussing like a sailor playing video games on cyborgs phone the next day and he’s playing fucking temple run at that
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zukosbangtan · 1 month ago
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the way atla fans and especially the males in this fandom talk and joke about katara will never not piss me tf off. katara really seems to be the only character that has been mischaracterized to such an extreme while at the same also having her character reduced to absolutely nothing but being a whiny angry little teenage girl.
like the amount of times i've seen memes where aang toph and sokka are portrayed as being cool and chill and having fun and then katara is for some reason always crying and getting angry at someone and nagging at her friends about dumb stuff. and everytime i see those memes that are supposed to be funny i'm like "??...did we even watch the same show?...." cuz WHAT. literally who is that supposed to be? katara??? be fr
like we all obviously know why they do that to her (it starts with an m- and ends with -isogyny) and this has been discussed a hundred times by people who can put it a lot better into words than i could but i do find it funny that it's always only her being portrayed as the annoying little killjoy that can never let the gaang have any fun (even the show implied that at some point and even made her feel insecure abt it bc she wasn't okay with them cheating people out of money) while sokka is literally the one who's like "no we don't have time for that fun little side trip" "no we can't go there we have to stay on schedule" "we can't relax we're already running behind schedule" yadda yadda for like..the whole series and yet i don't think i've EVER seen him be portrayed as anything but the fun chill guy. like those ppl would neevverrr talk abt him the same way they do with katara and it's so annoying.
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to-indeed-be-a-god-rahhh · 4 days ago
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I wanna see gerry with the full on poofy goth hair, let him be happy, let him tease the eye out of his hair , FULL ON BATS NEST AND PERHAPS ONE OF THOSE POINTY FRINGES. Also someone needs to make the distortion a new wave design.
Thank me for finding photos on Pinterest and disgrace me for forgetting the users but
LIKE THESE TWO PHOTOS BUT GERRY AND MICHEAL
also I live for distortions in striped suit propaganda.
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segretecose · 9 months ago
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people who date taylor swift or others like her at this stage are so brave it's not even about the songs it's just the ticking clock before you get Commercialized that would make me run for the hills
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missingn000 · 21 days ago
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hey all! i wrote a comedy/drama character study fic about kaku & lucci, exploring their relationship and everything they're feeling post water 7/enies lobby. i’d really love if you gave it a read! thanks so much!
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happy reading!
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mikichko · 4 months ago
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Let me make something abundantly clear to you fucking smooth brain motherfuckers since apparently me saying it nicely isn’t getting through your thick fucking skulls. If you are a zionist or reblogging anything like this get the fuck off my blog.
I do not want you here.
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Don’t come in here and try to fucking argue about both sides when my friends have had entire branches of their families wiped out by Israel. Do not fucking let yourself think for a second that I have respect for any of you cunts that think that just because jewish people survived a literal genocide it somehow prevents them from carrying out one in the modern day. Especially after everything we’ve seen coming out of Gaza.
Go fuck yourself.
As always: Free Palestine. From the river to the sea.
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garbage--account · 7 months ago
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Shirou : just heard the expression "living rent-free in my head" for the first time...
Shirou : ... you mean i could have Atsuya pay me shit this whole time ???!!!!
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steelthroat · 1 year ago
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Please Hasbro let the Shattered Glass version of Hardtop be named Softbottom. Please please please please!!!!! PLEASE, HASBRO I'M BEGGING YOU!!!!
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eideticmemory · 3 months ago
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seeing a Lot of people on here complaining about content that’s being written or lack thereof and Not a lot of y’all opening a mf journal or a google doc and getting to work yourselves
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inkameswetrust · 1 month ago
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how i looked at the new guy at my job last month while he kept asking for my opinion on what fragrance he should buy from a kiosk 50 ft away instead of helping me with sales and the only other person there was busy performing an eye exam so i couldn't leave to go on break and i had to do everything myself
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anotherbummer · 2 months ago
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headcanon that werewolf jack can’t shut his fucking mouth
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gravestoneghost · 3 months ago
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sometimes I'm having fun scrolling through for you page and then I see "Armand is Alice theory"
it's literally confirmed oh my fucking gods aaaaaaaaaaa
gods of media comprehension please bless those people
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infinitenesmithclub · 5 months ago
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You're telling me that after Head no one thought "damn I need these mfs in my horror movie"
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tariah23 · 3 months ago
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How do you have kids and don’t make them do chores. I’ll never get it, man. They grow up to be one of those ppl who’s never washed a single dish before and are usually dirty and of privilege mind. Parents essentially sending their usually annoying kids out into the world to be an even further nuisance just because they don’t know how to do simple, everyday chores when they are fully capable of doing so and are able bodied.
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