#mew and the hot dogs

[mewkwota]

Hey not to be a prickle or anything, but if I get asks requesting to draw something when I clearly have "I do NOT do requests" right above where the Ask Button is, I may start taking that personally.

[mew-aka-mimichan]

Your art is really nice!

Sankyuu (thank you)

Yesh i verey good artits i agreee

Meow meow meow 🍀🎀

[transmasculine]

alt:

canon/implied sapphic characters!

erika, fantasia, haru, issa, mell, mad mew mew, noelle holiday, susie, tiffany

[yhesssir]

Yandere Diluc X Fem Reader In Captivity

Tags: Noncon/heavy dubcon, yandere,overstimulation,fingering,PinV sex,creampie,pearl necklace

DISCLAIMER: IF YOU READ THE TAGS AND STILL CHOOSE TO READ KNOWING YOU WILL BE TRIGGERED BY THIS FIC, I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE. IF YOU ARE AGAINST NONCON FICS THEN BLOCK ME. READ AT YOUR OWN RESPONSIBILITY. IT IS NOT MY JOB TO PARENT YOUR MEDIA CONSUMPTION

Diluc, who has you wear exclusively skimpy lingerie around Dawn Winery. This serves two purposes. One: for his eyes. Two: To make sure that you’re always too exposed to be able to bear the weather or the gazes of others to possibly escape.

Diluc, who seemingly allows you to sleep in a separate bed but not too rarely, you wake up cocooned in his arms, your head against his chest, his body radiating warmth. His iron grip on you is immovable. He won’t let go of you no matter how much you try to wriggle your way out.

Diluc, who attempts to traditionally court you. With fragrant flowers gifted to you weekly and sweet bits of chocolate fed to you by yours truly, it’s almost like a false sense of normalcy and romance is created in your relationship. You occasionally wake up to a love letter written by him, next to your bed. It usually details his feelings, his hopes for you and might have a small piece of jewelry come with it

Diluc, who attempts to initiate physical affection with you, trying to kiss you gently. When you say no and push him away, he’ll just try again another day. It goes on day after day, with you refusing his attempts to kiss you

He cups your face and slowly leans in near you, only for you to push him away, but this time he doesn’t budge. He wraps his arm around your waist, trapping you in his embrace. You try to wriggle and push him off you but he’s too strong and heavy for you to do anything against him. Diluc’s had enough of your rejection. Your eyes widen in fear and panic as his lips roughly press against yours. He holds you firmly as he deepens the kiss, his tongue plunging into your mouth. It’s big and wet and gross to you. Diluc presses your head and pushes you closer to him. Your tongues and spit are forced to mingle with each other, your saliva mixing into a sloppy mess. He eventually breaks away to take a breath. His eyes staring through you.

After that day, you don’t try to reject him anymore.

Diluc doesn’t take long to try and initiate sex after that. You oblige, even if you really don’t want to. He’ll get what he wants no matter what. If there is no way then he will find or make a way.

His large and bulky body is towering above you, his breath hot against your neck. He roughly sucks at the soft tender flesh, leaving reddish purple marks behind. He nips at the skin on your collarbone and bites occasionally . It’s like a dog in heat has pounced on you. He tears off the thin lingerie from your body and latches onto your nipple. You stifle a moan as he suckles on your nipple and plays with your other using his hand. Unwanted pleasure is forced upon you as electric sparks course through your nerves. He kneads at the soft mound and leaves a hickey in the middle of your chest. You lie beneath him like a ragdoll as you feel your body betray you, your cunt growing wetter and wetter.

He has a hand on your hip as he spreads your folds, revealing the glistening heat in between your legs. You bite down on your tongue in an attempt to silence yourself from moaning out loud when he presses his thumb against your clit, teasing it and playing with your nerves. He swipes his fingertip against your slit, sending chills down your spine, before roughly inserting it into your spongy hole. He thrusts his finger in you as you bite your lip, nearly bleeding, to hold back your mews of pleasure. He inserts another one of his long and thick fingers before curling them in a particularly sensitive spot of yours. You grit your teeth at the forceful pleasure. He thrusts his digits into your wet and spongy cunt, again and again until there are beads of sweat coming down your neck and your lips are too painful to keep biting down on. You’ve arrived at the very edge. With one final curl and with a light pinch of your clit, you’re forced to endure your first orgasm with him. You let out your first moan with him, no different than a signal of surrender.

Diluc lets his cock spring free from his pants. He’s fully erect and so painfully hard. He’s big and thick. His pubic hair is thick and dark red with small curls and a curved vein. Droplets of precum dribble down from the tip.

“It’s not going to fit!” You think to yourself as your eyes widen

He pumps his own cock up and down for a few moments before plunging into you. There isn’t any time for you to adjust to his size and you feel as if you’re going to be split in half. The stretch is excruciating and you feel like you may just tear.

Diluc lets out a breathy moan upon sinking into you. He cups your cheek and wipes away your tears with his thumb. “It’ll feel good soon,” he mumbles out before thrusting into you. It hurts as he mercilessly hammers against you. The sensation is overwhelming, a gross mix of pleasure and pain. He grunts, his breath hot against your skin. You let go and start crying out in both pleasure and pain.

He puts your legs around his neck, allowing for a higher angle and deeper penetration. You cry, tears of pain and overstimulation flood your face. Your moans are uncontrollable and you can’t help but buck your hips upwards as he rams into you. He’s going too deep into your sorry little pussy, it’s overstimulating. The pain, the pleasure, all too much for your stupid little mind to comprehend. You feel a tight knot in your abdomen and you unwillingly orgasm. Diluc orgasms too, white sticky seed being spurted out directly into your fucked hole.

But he’s not done yet. Your eyes widen as he starts to fuck his semen back into your womb. You’re already sensitive and overstimulated from the previous round. How could you survive another? He doesn’t seem to care. His thrusts are sloppier than the previous round. All sense of self control has already been thrown out the window. You’re nothing more than a ragdoll beneath him, moaning and sobbing as you get your guts rearranged. Your already over sensitive pussy is just sucking him back in every time. Your mind is clouded by pleasure and the pain between your legs as your captor brutally fucks you. You’re nothing more than a sex doll at this point. You feel another orgasm incoming and you finish. He finishes again, this time he pulls out and cums all over your tits. You’re too cock drunk to do anything

Just as you think he’s finished, you feel something prod against your hole. “One last time…” he mumbles out.

You already know, it isn’t going to the the last time and you’re in for a long night

[ectologia]

Please forgive me if this breaks your rules at all, but Shigaraki mommy kink? Like Shigaraki whimpering and moaning while he pins you down and fucks into reader and apologizes while calling them mommy <3

MOMMY FETISH WITH SHIGARAKI

TOMURA SHIGARAKI + FEMALE READER

WARNING: DUBCON/NONCON THEMES, FORCED BREEDING, MOMMY FETISH, CREAM-PIE, PROFANITY

He grunts in time with his grinding, huffing and puffing and mewing at the sensation of your cervix sucking on the fat, ridged knot of his tip. “Oh — It’s so good, mommy’s pussy feels so good!”

“No Tomura!” You scold him for his asperity, ironically — just how a mother would.

He pants and laps at the air like a dog, ivory teeth gnashing against his own tongue as he hums, encouraging the third down-pour of an explosive orgasm.

Blood-reds flicker below pale lids until the tendons hidden beneath tug the crimson hues backwards into their sockets, rifts of white overcoming scarlet.

“You’re so hot, mommy’s cunt is so fuckin’ hot and tight — I’m gonna cum inside!”

“Tomura, no! Off!”

“Wanna’ make mommy all fat and pregnant with my spunk!”

“No!” You jab an elbow into his slender ribs.

He’s much stronger than he appears, especially once he gathers the scrunched ball of your bound wrists in his palm, tugging your arms into the air to keep them neatly tucked away while he pounds. Rutting his wild, wiry pubic hair into the perky nub of your hooded clit, rattling your bones in the process.

“I’m sorry mommy, I’m sorry mommy, I’m sorry!”

The wet spew of apologies from his torrid lips do little in the way of distracting you from the hot flood of semen being poured into your womb, continuous humps and thumps dragging the thick spill out from his puckered slit only to slosh back into the tunnel of your tiny, gooey hole.

He squeals like a pig, shivering against your swollen cunny while his big, pudgy balls empty inside your twat, pumping you full of that disgusting slime oozing from his own breeding-hole.

Once his cock softens and subsides it’s abrupt squirting, he flops, hunching over the chub of your tits to dap a kiss above your dewy forehead.

“Hah.. Love you mom.”

[grandlinedreams]

You! 🫵 You have an excellent way of weaving words, it leaves my heart in a kerfuffle! (no better way to describe it otherwise xD)

If your inbox isn’t already exploding, would you be up for a little fluff scenario with good ol‘ Law?

Trope: „Can we keep him? Pleeease?“ - Reader found a snow leopard baby . . 🥹 (If you know you know)

I let you channel your inner Law, I‘m curious how you‘d set the scene :3

Hope it ain’t too dull of a trope - thank you ~!

OUGH I'M HONORED 🥺 he really does just bounce around in my head like a lil dvd screensaver but also PLEASE that little baby 🥺🥺🥺

[Heads up!: fluff, Law is a sucker for puppy dog eyes we all know, Bepo is an accomplice]

It's cold.

Dangerously so, the wind making it difficult to keep on your course ㅡ how you're supposed to see anything in the vast tundra of blinding white is beyond you, but you press on.

You have to.

You tug at the fur-lined rim of your parka hood, trying to tug it over the rapidly numbed quality of your lips and nose. You'll be fine, you know that ㅡ the others can't be far from here.

Longing for the warmth of indoors and needing to tell Law what you'd seen in your scout ahead (a whole lot of nothing, unfortunately), you hurry your pace, only to halt at a faint, muffled cry.

Was someone else out here? You still, eyes narrowing as you strain to hear above the whistle of wind.

It takes a minute to hear it again ㅡ raspy and high, like the cry of a child. Your heart sinks as you turn to search for the source. You know Law will scold you if he finds out, much less if it's a trap of some sort ㅡ but the likelyhood of an enemy is low, and you can't just leave a child out here to freeze.

It takes several minutes of searching and stopping to pinpoint the cry before you find the source, and you stare with wide eyes.

No way...

ㅡ

"Cocoa, Captain?"

Law looks over as Bepo places the mug of steaming hot chocolate down beside him, watching tiny marshmallows bob in it before his attention shifts back to the door of the little cabin they've commandeered as a base of sorts.

"[Name] should've been back by now." You'd gone out to scout ahead, take not of any potential enemy activity ㅡ but you've been gone for a while now. And though Law is concerned, he masks it with the rise of irritation.

As if summoned, there's the darkening of the window set into the front door and he tenses for a second before you step in, quick to shut the door behind you.

"[Name]!"

"Hey guys," you greet. "Sorry I'm late, I got a little sidetracked."

Your cheeks are flush with the contrast of cold to warm, as is the tip of your nose ㅡ but from what Law can see, you're unharmed. Good.

"Anything to report?" He asks and you glance over.

"Huh? No, no signs of enemy activity." There's something you aren't telling him, that much he can tell.

"Are you bleeding?" It's Shachi's question that snaps Law's attention back to your coat, spotting the smear of red that he'd missed on his first once-over.

"Oh," you say as Law stands, intending to assess whatever damage has been done, demand to know what actually happened ㅡ only to halt as you reach for the zipper of your parka. "No, it's this little guy's."

You tug the zipper down, and a rounded, fluffy head wiggles free. Wide, wet looking blue eyes blink at them before a mouth opens to reveal tiny, razor sharp teeth as the creature offers a raspy sounding mew.

"Is...that a snow leopard?"

Several eyes snap to Law for a moment, the familiar speckle of his cap ㅡ and then back to the cub you have cradled in your coat.

"He's been injured," you say as you shuck your coat entirely in favor of cradling the cub to you. It's far bigger than a kitten, but broad paws still curl against you. "I couldn't just leave him out there..."

"[Name]." Law's eyes narrow. "A word, please." He turns to retreat down the hall to one of the other rooms, listening to your footsteps in tow. He waits until you've shut the door behind you before he turns to you. "Explain."

"I scouted as far ahead as I could given the current environment and found nothing out of the ordinary. If there's really something going on here, it's higher up the mountain." Your tone is calm and cool, professional ㅡ and he sighs.

"I meant the cub, [name]."

Your expression crumples as you look down at the leopard cub, and Law notices the ragged cut in its side, fur wet with blood. "I couldn't just leave him out there, Law. He'd die."

"He's a wild animal, [Name]. It's the way nature works." He knows he sounds unnecessarily cruel ㅡ and there's the squeeze of his heart when you frown and cradle the cub tighter to you.

"That doesn't mean I have to let it happen." Your fingers curl into soft fur, stroking gently. "I know he's a wild animal, but I want to help. Can't we keep him? Just until he gets better?"

You look up at him, and Law tenses. There's a shine to your eyes ㅡ he's never seen you cry, and you're about to over a damn cat? No, he knows this tactic. He knows exactly what you're doing.

Damn Bepo for teaching you his weakness to puppy eyes.

His teeth grit, muscle in his brow twitching as you continue to stare, silently pleading. All you're missing is the jut of your lower lip, and he jerks his head, scowling.

"Fine. But he's your responsibility. Now stop looking at me like that, damn it!"

You smile, pleased as you adjust your hold on the leopard cub and step towards him, leaning to brush your lips against his cheek in a soft kiss. "You're cute when you're grumpy, Law."

And then you're gone, hurrying off to gather what you need to treat the cub and leaving Law to process the warmth of your lips on his cheek. "What a pain," he grumbles, but there's a faint upward quirk to his lips.

[16-puppies]

🍀 Quick Intro Post ! hi therianblr :-)

Hi, I’m Mew / Marimo!

Blue arctic fox and scenthound dog therian

You can find my main @/mew-less , where I post art !! If you think I’m cool and wanna see me draw give it a follow :-)

I’m not really sure what else to add for basic info, but if you want to see my plans for this blog keep reading under the cut! 🐠

My plans for this blog:

Mainly here to just throw my thoughts about therianthropy into the void and hope it catches onto something. Hoping to turn my ideas into videos someday, not as a “therian educator” but just as a regular joe who wants to start discussions about things and hopefully, in turn, unite the community a bit more. (To put it simply, I’m tired of this whole “therians from xyz platform are bad!!!” thing. Like… every corner of this community has its issues including here! and i’ve seen far worse than just misinformed kids running the show! 🤐)

Also planning on talking about identifying ethical vs unethical taxidermy tails because most of the information this community has is flat out wrong. I see a lot of people trying to educate others about the topic in good faith, but most of their info is still wrong. It’s worse than the misinfo about therianthropy imo. Ethical sourcing is a complex issue and I’m not seeing it being treated with the time and care it deserves in this community. Obviously, when dealing with ethics I’ll be presenting my own biases as well, but I pride myself in being fairly educated on the topic and honest about where my biases are as someone who’s blue arctic fox kintype is more commonly farmed than many other fox morphs.

Extra info:

I block extremely heavily and 99.99% of the time I never unblock. This is my blog and I really do not care to share my space with bad faith people who I know I will disagree with on a fundamental level! I will state that I support physical therians and transspecies since that seems to be a hot topic right now. As for my other opinions on therianthropy and this community, you’ll just have to watch in horror as I spew nonsense and try to make out what I really believe /j

That’s all!! See you around 🫡

[voidandabyssal]

Hi, it's me again! Could I please request the UT and US Bros with a neko s/o that can also shift into a cat? And does like, cat things such as wanting pets, getting in their lap, and mewing like a cat. Bonus points if they also have an adorable kitten sneeze lol

Let’s dive right in!

Sans:

Loves the kitty form

Nothing like you, your partner, and the nice hot sun to soak in

Honestly papyrus will probably always find you two napping together

He also loves petting you

Sans loves soft things, like your fur or your fluffy little kitty ears!!

He almost has to hold back on begging you to cuddle him in your cat form

Papyrus:

Bro probably thinks it’s a totally normal human thing to do

“Hm, yes, my human S/O has cat ears and the ability to turn into an animal. Yes that totally seems like a normal human thing to do”

Jokes aside, he loves giving you pets

He didn’t think he would. He’s never really pet anything before (except for the occasional royal guard dog) but he does

You might actually convince him to take a nap if you settle in his lap, purring

MIGHT is the key word though,

He’s still an energetic man!

Blue (US sans):

When you first meet Blue is definitely curious about you

He’s never seen a human with cat ears before! He actually runs up to you and starts asking questions

That’s your little meet cute

Anyways, he loves your fur,

He especially loves brushing it

He finds it so relaxing to comb through your cat fur, keeping it nice and shiny and free from dirt.

He loves your purring as well

Nothing better than after a long day of work getting to lay your head on your partners chest and listen to them purr😩

Stretch (US papyrus):

He notes your odd appearance but doesn’t care enough to ask

He figures he can just find out from the internet anyhow

He secretly bought a red laser pen and when he’s bored he shines it near you

Stretch can’t help but cackle as you tackle Blue trying to get that damn red dot

He’s like sans, in where they both love to snuggle you

Stretch will just pick you up, yes even in your human form, and drag you to wherever he wants to cuddle. Usually the bed or couch

Stretch is also just a little curious on how cat like you are in your animal form

Do you like cat food? Will you knock over a glass of water? Will catnip get you high (it definitely does)

He goes a little mad scientist trying to get these answers

[lookslikethatsallthetimewehave]

Previous Medallion Owners

Early Poptropica Island: The chief of Early Poptropica

Possible reason: Political

Shark Tooth Island: Professor Hammerhead

Possible reason: Science

Time Tangled Island: Your future self

Possible reason: Adventuring

24 Carrot Island: Mayor McTeague

Possible reason: Political

Super Power Island: Chief of Police/Ned Noodlehead

Possible reason: Public service

Spy Island: Top Secret Secretary

Possible reason: Agent work

Nabooti Island: Nabooti African Museum Curator

Possible reason: Public service

Big Nate Island: Mrs. Godfrey

Possible reason: Public service

Astro-Knights Island: King Richard

Possible reason: um... royalty

Counterfeit Island: The Curator

Possible reason: Public service

Reality TV Island: The helicopter pilot

Possible reason: Game show award

Mythology Island: Athena

Possible reason: Offering

Skullduggery Island: Governor Roland

Possible reason: Political

Steamworks Island: Mayor Crumb

Possible reason: Political

Great Pumpkin Island: Lucy van Pelt

Possible reason: Good student

Cryptids Island: Harold Mews

Possible reason: Public service

Wild West Island: Marshal Flint Taylor

Possible reason: Public service

Wimpy Wonderland Island: Greg Heffley

???

Red Dragon Island: Jack and Annie

Possible reason: Adventuring

Shrink Ray Island: C.J.

Possible reason: Good student/science

Mystery Train Island: Grover Cleveland

Possible reason: Political

Game Show Island: Dr. Harold Langley

Possible reason: Science

Ghost Story Island: Magistrate Henry Flatbottom

Possible reason: Political

S.O.S. Island: Captain Boomer

Possible reason: Public service

Vampire's Curse Island: Count Bram

Possible reason: Science

Twisted Thicket Island: Elf Queen

Possible reason: Peace offering

Poptropolis Games Island 2013: MC

Possible reason: Contest winner award

Wimpy Boardwalk: Greg Heffley

Possible reason: ???

Lunar Colony Island: Director McNabb

Possible reason: Public service/science

Super Villain Island: Security Guards

Possible reason: Public service

Charlie And The Chocolate Factory Island: Mr. Willy Wonka

Possible reason: Business

Zomberry Island: Samuel Brains

Possible reason: Business

Night Watch Island: Slugger's Storekeeper

Possible reason: Sports

Back Lot Island: Sofia May

Possible reason: Business/Hollywood related award

Virus Hunter Island: Dr. Lange

Possible reason: Science

Mocktropica Island: A woman working at Poptropica headquarters

Possible reason: She's written to give it to you

Monster Carnival Island: Edgar

Possible reason: ???

Survival Island: Max McGullicutty (supposedly)

Possible reason: Piloting

Mission Atlantis Island: Cam Jameson

Possible reason: Science

PoptropiCon Island: Tessa Turncoat

Possible reason: ComicCon related... award

Arabian Nights Island: Sultan

Possible reason: Trading

Galactic Hot Dogs Island: Cosmoe

Possible reason: Adventuring

Mystery of the Map Island: Mya

Possible reason: ???

Hub Island/Tutorial Island: The pilot

Possible reason: Piloting

Timmy Failure Island: Timmy Failure

Possible reason: Detective work

Escape from Pelican Rock Island: Marshal Tex Brannigan

Possible reason: Public service

Monkey Wrench Island: Race Officiate

Possible reason: Racing award

Reality TV: Wild Safari Island: Jim Probably

Possible reason: Game show award

Fairy Tale Island: Amelia

Possible reason: Adventuring

Goofball Island: Mayor Naise

Possible reason: Political

Jade Scarab Island: Claria

Possible reason: Public service

These are the only characters where I wonder how they got their medallions:

I guess Greg Heffley could've gotten his medals from winning a video game competition. That's the only thing he's good at.

Edgar... has zero talent. Except for eating. Maybe he won a pie eating competition or something.

Mya is not a native to Poptropica. Where did she get it?

[absolutebl]

This Week In BL - These Are the Days of Our BLs

Aug 2023 Wk 2

Being a highly subjective assessment of one tiny corner of the interwebs. Organized by which ones (in each category) I’m enjoying most.

Ongoing Series - Thai

Laws of Attraction (Sat iQIYI) 5 of 8 - They cute making heart eyes at each other, but could we get back to punching & slutty silk shirts? OMG the poor rich kid & the bodyguard who wants to hug him SO BAD are KILLING me. I did giggle & yell “punchy punchies” during the fight scene before the fire. But Charn is a diamond-encrusted evil-gorgeous gremlin beastie, isn’t he? 

Only Friends (Sat YT) ep 1 of 10 - NO SINGING, but also.. wristbands! Sand is great = smart, snappy & over this shit. (Tired Gay 2.0) Neo & Mark are a revelation, where’d that chemistry come from? Force playing a douchenozzle is damn delight. Plus a counter lift in the first ep? Boys, you’re spoiling me. Mew is the least interesting, but Book is still adorable. Ray is the least likable character, but since it’s Khao, he’s the most likable screen presence. In fact, I’m enjoying all the messy messy gays & I know all their types IRL. I wish we had some femme & swish rep tho. Is this Thailand’s Queer as Folk? Seems like. Is it good? Not sure. But it is FUN as hell. Still, I gotta say it… they all dance like straight boys. 

Hidden Agenda that isn’t hidden (Sun GMMTV YouTube) ep 5 of 10 - Zo just wants to turtle & avoid but Joke is not gonna allow that. GMMTV keeps having sub issues (usually fixed within a few days). 

Low Frequency (Sat iQIYI) ep 6 of 8 - I do like the psychic gay detective trope. It makes this show more interesting and enjoyable. But they solved the mystery awful fast. I guess different drama spins the final 2 eps? 

Be My Favorite (Fri YouTube) ep 12fin - It was fine. I was fine with it. A kind of Vice Versa situation. The usual with Jittirain, as it turns out, is pretty simple: one of her main characters is going to be a manipulative liar or extremely unlikeable or both. It got an 8/10 from me, but probably should get a 7/10 just because I’m so exhausted by this. But I have to be fair and judge each BL on its own & not in light of repeat author mistakes. Not much of a trash watch here. Final full review here. 

Dinosaur Love (Sun iQIYI) ep 7 of 10 eps - Boyfriend trip together. Terrible overalls. What the fuck? No. Meanwhile, perfect choice for college star. (Could Ton please lead out a new BL? I know I’m 0 for 2 with him but I’m willing to try again if he is.) I actually enjoyed this installment for a change. Perhaps “enjoy” is too strong a word. Not much happened, dog days of BL, perhaps that’s a good thing with Dino? 

Be Mine Super Star (Mon Viki) ep 6 of 12 - Mostly I was excited to watch this week because of Ben but there wasn’t much of him. Sadness. OK, I know it has STIFF competition but does this show have the worst music in BL, or is it just me? I still like Big Daddy & Hot Doc as characters but I am despairing over their arc (would we call it an arc?). All in all this week... Whatever.

Wedding Plan (Weds YT & iQIYI) ep 4 of 7 - I am officially being driven to drink. Trash watch is happening!

Ongoing Series - Not Thai

Jun & Jun (Korea Thurs Viki) 4 of 8 - This show makes me laugh so much. It is so damn cute. And there’s so much language play going on. THEN . . . JUST ADD SIMON. I love a good Simon. Who doesn’t love a good Simon? I know SO MANY Simons. Now 3 boys are circling the ingénue (who I suspect is less innocent than he appears). So much delightful competition, postering & flirting. “My Jun,” is he, Simon? You are a precious angular stalk man, aren’t you? Pacing is great with this show. Every week I can’t wait for the next installment, that’s a hallmark of the best KBLs. If the language stuff confused you as much as it did me here is an EXCELLENT post on the subject that will help. 

Stay By My Side (Taiwan Fri Gaga) 7 of 10 eps - Sweetest seme. He’s hurt & mad at his boy but still can’t help taking care of him. I do like the courting with snacks & sweet little notes. (It’d work on me.) YAY!  Reunion kisses & nuzzles!!! Snuggling!!!! Gah! Taiwan, I love you. These 2 aren’t your best kissers but their cuddling is off the charts. I guess we are just gonna be plotless messy gay bfs for the final 3 eps? That’s cool with me. 

Sing My Crush (Korea Weds iQIYI) 3-4 of 8 eps - it’s adorable, they’re adorable, I’m enjoying it a whole lot. It’s like a very soft, low-stakes Addicted. 

Love Class Season 2 (Korea Fri Viki) 10 eps - I liked Love Class 1 (more than most on Tumblr) & I normally don’t want 2nd seasons. But this has an entirely new cast (in the “Replay” model). I’m fine with a 2nd season that has little or nothing to do with the first. J-min is an interesting choice of idols but he’s doing an unexpectedly good job. (He is a truly great rapper, by the way.) Trigger warnings out the gate... also this is complicated. Ready? We got 3 queer besties: artist gay Hyun (J-min), shy cafe gay Minwoo (in love with), sunshine gym bunny bi slut Maru (represent, my brother). Then we got Mr Put-upon-TA (+ boy who saw him nekid). And the twist = all black otaku Kim An (used to tutor artist gay in high school = exes ghosting DRAMA). This last reads as a hyung romance. Which you know I love. But it also feels v dark. All of which is to say, I am intrigued but a little nervous over the tone. 

My Personal Weatherman AKA Taikan Yoho (Japan Sat Gaga) ep 1 of 8 - Classic JBL is back! This one is My Beautiful Man + Tokyo in April/Oh My Assistant. It’s odd and warped af but I like it. Very much has a the feel of old live action yaoi + VERY D/s. BRING IT JAPAN.

Minato's Laundromat Season 2 AKA Minato Shouji Coin Laundry Season 2 (Japan Thu Gaga) 6 of 12 eps - Shin is my sweet bean sprout and Minato should just boink him. Why all this waffling? I love the doctor. But mostly I’m as frustrated with this show as Shin must be in general. Minato 2- the season of blue balls.

Stay Still (Hong Kong Tues YouTube) 2 of 5 eps - I re-watched the first 2 eps & now find it a bit more comprehensible (yes 2: there is an ep 0). I don’t think we can expect this to end happy for either couple. It’s kinda sticky & grungy (in a way I’ve come to expect from the Philippines, although this is not as cluttered visually nor as brightly colored as the Pinoy stuff). I do kind of like that lived-in feeling, it reminds me of Taiwanese shorts. There is something very honestly queer about the primary leads (tattoo & babyface) in particular the way they dance queer? around each other: verbally, emotionally & physically - laying down breadcrumbs of gay for the other to follow. The secondary couple (reunion, cheating) is very sad. Although I do love a counter lift make-out sesh. (Occasionally Cantonese sounds like Vietnamese to me. Apparently I am not alone in this.)

Gossip - AKA P’ABL is Disappointed

I was gonna put a statement here but I just did it separately, earlier this week, since my ask box was overflowing regarding actor gossip and other stuff. 

Meanwhile, Stay With Me ended exactly as expected. Can’t say I didn’t warn ya. You watched this anyway? You got what was coming to you. I am entirely unsympathetic. 

 Next Week Looks Like This:

Look at that PACKED week. NIIICEEEE. 

Starting:

8/18 Dangerous Romance (Thai Fri GMMTC YT) 12 eps - Perth returns to lead out a BL, odds on that ever happening were slim. (Let alone Chimon.) Still here we are. Interesting times. Chimon plays a poor studious kid who hates the school bully but is forced to become his private tutor. Lurv results. 

8/19 Love in Translation (Thai Sat One31) 10 eps - Two strangers start working in a cafe together. Looks very pulp. No idea on international distribution. 

8/19 I Feel You Linger in the Air (Thai Sat Gaga) 12 eps - The time travel historical romance many of us have been waiting for. Adaption of y-novel by Violet Rain. Heartbroken architect is transported to the 1930s. From the producers of Lovely Writer.

8/20 My Universe series (Thai Sun iQIYI) 24 eps - This is sampler pack BL, 12 pairs, each pair gets 2 eps, not sure on the order they’ll drop. Known couples include EarthBank from Destiny Seeker and KaownahTurbo from Love Stage!!!, fresh faces otherwise. Jane to direct.

Still Coming in August 2023

8/22 Kisseki: Dear to Me formerly known as Miracle (Taiwan Tues ????) 13 eps - From screenwriter Lin Pei Yu (We Best Love, H3: Trapped) features a student doctor forced to take care of a gangster. I love the premise and like the writer, Viki or Gaga will get this one.  

8/23 Why R U? (Korean remake iQIYI) is supposed to be out this month, filming started in sept 22. I find everything about this hilarious. I mean if Korea remakes it, we lose all the sexy and then... would we have a story at all? No we would not. Not even for six short eps. It’d be like one of those mesh shopping bags.

8/24 Man Suang (Thailand movie, domestic cinema release) - historical drama about Thai burlesque with KP’s MileApo. 

2023 forthcoming BL master post (see comments, some are inaccurate, NOT KEPT UPDATED)

THIS WEEK’S BEST MOMENTS

Talking grandkids. Made me snicker. (Low Frequency.)

The waist grab that launched a thousand gifs (Laws of Attraction). Okay it was last week but I gotta chronicle it here in the weeklies. For science. 

Sing My Crush. They are so damn cute. 

Thank you for the counter action GMMTV, please Sirs, may I have another?

Captain snark in the house. Of course they handed the best and most complex pairing to these two. Well done GMMTV. (Only Friends) 

I really did not expect J-Min to be this good. (Love Class 2) 

(Last week) 

[thatrandomuser01]

My take on Underswap and Deltaswap

Frisk <-> Chara

Flowey <-> Tem Shop Temmie

Toriel <-> Asgore

Ruins Dummy <-> Mad Dummy/ Mad Mew Mew

Froggit <-> Final Froggit

Whimsun <-> Whimsalot

Moldsmal <-> Moldessa

Napstablook <-> Mettaton

Vegetoid <-> Parsnik

Migosp <-> Migospel

Loox <-> Astigmatism

Spiders <-> Temmies

Sans <-> Papyrus

Snowy/ Snowdrake <-> Chilldrake

Ice Cap/ Ice Cube <-> Gyftrot

Doggo <-> Dogamy

Snowdin Forest Faun <-> Rabbit Kid

Snowman <-> Newspaper Editor 2

Lesser Dog <-> Dogaressa

Jerry <-> Terry

Nice Cream Guy/ Blue Ears <-> Burgerpants/ Pizzapants

Greater Dog <-> Muttler/ Endogeny

Toby The Annoying Dog <-> Glyde

Snowdin Shopkeeper QC <-> Gerson

Snowdin Inn Keeper <-> Rabbit Lady

Snowdin Inn Keeper's Child <-> Cinnamon

Gift Bear <-> Politics Bear

Monster Kid <-> Goner Kid

Grillby <-> Muffet

Big Mouth <-> Nurse Red Big Mouth

Drunk Bun <-> Elder Puzzler

Ugly Fish <-> Echo Flower Explainer

Red Bird <-> Business Dude 2

Punk Hamster <-> Clam Guy

Scarf Mouse <-> Loren

Red Demon <-> Library Lizard

Slime Family <-> Snails

Library Loox <-> Flower Shop Loox

Ice Wolf <-> Newspaper Editor 1/ Scarf Lady

Undyne <-> Alphys

Aaron <-> Moldbygg

Woshua <-> Vulkin

Snail Guy <-> Briefcase Dude

Shyren <-> Shyra/ Lemon Bread

Ferry <-> Fox Head

Onionsan <-> Small Bird

Bob <-> Heats Flamesmen

Ragel <-> Shambling Mass

Clam Girl <-> Goner Clam

River Person <-> W.D. Gaster

Tsunderplane <-> Knight Knight

Pyrope <-> Madjick

Business Dude 1 <-> Sad Dad Dragon

Fuku Fire <-> Diamond Boy 1

Skateboard Girl <-> Diamond Boy 2

Hot Dog Harpy <-> MTT Resort Diamond Receptionist

Hot Dog Vulkin <-> Deltarune Froggit

Scared Donut Guy <-> Gaster Follower 2

Dress Lion/ Waitress Lion <-> Business Manticore

Gaster Follower 1 <-> Ficus Licker

Gaster Folower 3 <-> Striped Library Bird

Royal Guard 1 <-> Bratty

Royal Guard 2 <-> Catty

MTT Resort Hand Receptionist <-> Town Hall Hand Receptionist

MTT Resort Janitor <-> MTT Resort Fish Receptionist

Snowy's Father <-> Snowy's Mother Crystal

Charles <-> Catty and Catti's Mother

Oni <-> Catty and Catti's Farher 

Memory Head <-> Reaper Bird

Everyman <-> Watching Man

Kris <-> Dess Holiday

Berdly <-> School Tem

Catti <-> Jockington

Susie <-> Noelle

Ralsei <-> Lancer

Ralsei Dummy <-> Pippins

Ruddin <-> Ruddin Ranger

Hathy <-> Head Hathy

Top Chef <-> Malius

C.Round <-> The Original Starwalker

Jigsawry <-> Rabbick

Ponman <-> Bloxer

Royal Coat Rack <-> Blue Blocks

Little Ball <-> Worm

Clover <-> King

Seam <-> Jevil

Mr. Elegance <-> Mr. Society

Pair Of Eyes <-> Circus Wagon

Former Kings <-> Circus Animals

Rouxls Kaard <-> Jigsaw Bob & Tutorial Masters

Rudolph Holiday <-> Father Alvin

Mrs. Holiday <-> Ms. Boom

The Warrior <-> Purple Guy

Milk Looker <-> Rainy

Plugboys <-> Poppups

Queen <-> Tasque Manager

Werewires <-> Werewerewires

Tasques <-> Maus

Virovirokuns <-> Ambyu Lances

Fommt <-> Mousemilliam

Sweet <-> Nubert

Capn <-> Hacker

K_K <-> Trashy 

Icon Man <-> Yes Man 1

Icon Man's Friend <-> Yes Man 2

Addisons <-> Swatchlings

Spamton <-> Swatch

Wig Robot <-> Dress Mannequin

❤️Locations❤️

Ruins <-> New Home

Snowdin <-> CORE

Waterfall <-> Hotland 

❤️Soul Order❤️

Patience <-> Bravery

Integrity <-> Perseverance

Kindness <-> Justice 

**Asriel doesn't swap roles with anyone in my AU

**Will be updated if another Deltarune chapter releases

[mewkwota]

I don't really like how physically tired I have been recently.

It's very likely burnout, but I don't think it's some regular artblock. It's pretty much a product of my work-- my actual work. I'll wake up in a lot of pain from the previous night and still have to gun through it all, and even the single day in-between (if any) I have off I have to use to recuperate. If I try to force myself to draw, it no longer works as a destressor for me because I become so dizzy looking at my paper.

Not to mention how much my family notices it's been effecting me.

All of that makes me feel so distraught. I feel like I am living to work, rather than working to live.

This is also a main part of why I cannot do things like "missions" or requests. I am a grown adult with a demanding full-time job that forces me to travel a long distance to work without a lot of say in it. It puts a lot of strain on me in so many aspects that I can't simply "forget about it" as it will come back to me the very next day.

I am not asking for people to feel bad for me, I'm doing this to get these thoughts out and maybe explain why I cannot do something for you. I don't mean to be selfish, I've just given enough elsewhere.

This is something I know a lot of people are also dealing with now. I hope you're all able to find a way to recover too.

tldr; Sorry I'm tired, my work-life balance (or lack thereof) may be the death of me.

[jazzy-art-time]

So how does being pokemon factor then?

Well! To be completely honest with you, it does not.

Yeah JarbleAU is a AU of all my main askblog characters throughout the years, which are pokemon but in all honesty it barely connects to pokemon at all

I use Pokemon more as a blank canvas as a species. Because I like how pokemon look! "That's weird Jazzy" yeah it is I don't care. I like the way a arcanine looks and if I draw one and label it as a "dog" it would just get compared to a arcanine ANYWAYS so why bother at that point? IM not bothered to say "this is a leafeon" and if it bothers someone else then well that just.. merely is not my issue. It's why I don't tag JarbleAU stuff as normal pokemon! At most I tag it as "anthro pokemon" because it still fits into that category technically. but as for how it fits into the AU itself? Not much really!! I may add some like. "quirks" in different ways. For example: Eden, Alaxia and Wem are mew. In Jarble, they cannot levitate. They cant read your mind etc etc. They aren't even considered godly or mythical beings. HOWEVER. Someone like them are more likely to "read someone better". They can look at you and pretty easily tell what kind of person you are based on little interaction. Etc etc. But also that depends on the person. Someone like Wem would be extremely good at figuring someone out quickly, while someone like Alaxia would struggle to. Or someone who is a grass type might be more inclined to be more connected to nature or something etc etc Or Jody in Jarble is a Arcanine. She can't shoot fire but when she uses her weapons they tend to overheat and burn, have fire effects etc etc. As well as she just "runs hot" and tends to overheat herself a fair amount during summer. She's oddly warm during winter etc etc. Its not a EXACT science really and some rules are twisted and bended around to fit my story needs. But like nobody is casually going to use watergun here lmao Overall its more or less irrelevant to the storyline and I just treat them as magical furries! I COULD make them a more original species but to be fair? 90% of them barely look like pokemon anyways so I am not sweating over it. As well as certain pokemon merely do not exist within JarbleAU. I don't allow them to exist as NPCs or what have you and they are only strictly regulated to certain things. I can elaborate more on anything in specific if needed, but mostly the fact that they are "pokemon" is just more or less a afterthought lmao

[sphylor]

its storming so the ghouls all decide to drink hot cocoa and make a cuddle pile >:)

(i swear i haven't forgotten about these prompts) anyway 964 words of Sunny, kitty Dew and puppy Mountain under the cut because Brainrot (i have not proofread it so if you see any mistakes shhhhhh no you dont.)

"Aww hey, puppy. Watcha doin' under here?" Sunshine cooed softly. She had been walking past and heard a high pitched whine come from under the kitchen table. She crouched down to peer under there and found Mountain curled up under a blanket, shaking and making hurt little sounds. He poked his head out from underneath and looked up at her with sad eyes that made her heart crack in two. “Is it the storm outside?” she asked and he nodded, his bottom lip trembling slightly as tears threatened to spill down his cheeks. 

The Abbey had woken up to dark grey skies, clouds hanging like bruises in the air, threatening to flood the earth below. And that they did. At around midday, the first rumble of thunder could be heard overhead, and from there the heavens opened. It was so dark and there was so much rain that the lake wasn’t even visible when looking out the windows. Rain had pouted when he was told he wasn’t allowed to go outside in it, but as lightning flashed across the sky he no longer looked eager to go out there. It was approaching evening now and the storm still raged on. Now that Sunny thought about it she hadn’t seen Mountain since that first crack of thunder. But he wasn’t the only one who had been missing all day…

A faint little meow came from under the blanket and after some rustling Dew also popped his head out. He held little mousey in his mouth and when he meowed again it came out muffled. “I didn’t know you were here too, kitty.” Sunny reached out her hands and gently stroked through the two ghoul’s hair, scratching the spots she knew they both liked. They both stopped trembling as much and started to relax. Their eyes were still wide with fear, though, and Sunshine knew it would take some time to calm them down from this. “The storm’s pretty loud, huh? You both came here to try and hide?” More nodding and a little mew from Dew answered her questions. “You’re both completely safe. The storm is out there. Nothin’ can getcha in he-” she was cut off by another loud peal of thunder and Mountain and Dew both retreated back under the blanket with a yelp and a hiss respectively. 

Sunshine tried to coax them back out but they wouldn’t budge. She sat back and thought for a moment on what would be the best thing to do. She couldn’t just leave them there, shaking and scared, but she couldn’t say she wasn’t feeling a bit out of her depth here. She wasn’t either of their primary caregivers for when they regressed and wasn’t entirely sure how to calm them down. “I’m gonna go get Rain and Aeth for you guys, okay? Just stay here.” As she went to stand, though, Mountain’s arm reached out from under the blanket and grabbed her leg. He stuck his head out again slowly and shook it. “You want me to stay?” she asked and Mountain’s ears perked forward from where they had been pinned back against his head. Sunshine smiled, “Of course I can stay.” 

She scooted closer so that all three of them were now under the table and Mountain put his head in her lap, looking up at her with his puppy dog eyes. Sunny got the message and began scratching behind his ear, causing his tail to start wagging underneath the blanket. Dew also emerged from hiding and cuddled into her side, resting his head on her shoulder and starting to quietly purr. She spoke softly to the two of them, keeping their minds distracted from the storm so that they wouldn’t notice each roll of thunder or flash of lightning. And they stayed this way until the other ghouls entered the kitchen. 

As soon as Mountain picked up on Aether’s scent he bounded out from under the table and wrapped him up in a big hug, giving his face a big lick, a dopey grin on his face. “Woah, someone’s a happy puppy! Has Sunny been looking after you?” Aether chuckled and Mountain let out a little “aroo”. 

Rain crouched down under the table and as soon Dew saw him he went over and headbutted his shoulder in greeting. The water ghoul sat next to Sunshine and let Dew crawl into his lap and start rubbing his cheek against the fabric of Rain’s shirt, meowing “Mousey” through a mouthful of his favourite toy. “Yes, I’m here now, Dewy. I’ve got you.” Rain whispered into his hair as he pressed kisses to his forehead. He then turned to Sunshine and kissed her on the cheek. “Thanks for watching him, sunshower.” 

After that Aether cooked dinner (a nice warm stew for a stormy day) and by the time it was finished Dew and Mountain had both relaxed enough to come out of their respective regressions. The storm outside was long forgotten as they ate their stew and talked and laughed around the dinner table. And when they had all finished they traipsed back into the living room and pulled the throwovers and blankets from the sofas, along with the pillows and cushions, and got cosy on the floor whilst Cirrus brought through steaming mugs of hot chocolate for them all. 

Sunshine was the thirst to yawn and was soon followed by everyone else as they put their empty mugs to one side and flopped down to sleep. Dew and Mountain both moved over to her and led down on either side of her, Mountain resting his head on top of Sunny’s while Dew tucked his own under her chin. 

“Thank you.” They both whispered as the now gentle sound of rainfall outside lulled them into sleep.

[troutfur]

If we’re going with indulgences today and Ravenpaw content.

Prompt: FireRaven + “Sorry I got blood on your nose” “You just took on four cats by yourself and that’s what you’re concerned about?” “Well, I can’t compare to legendary adder killer”

JASPER I'M SO SORRY I TOOK FOREVER ON THIS!

I've owed you this for 2 months and a half, but I just haven't been able to get my groove back writing-wise in so long. Hopefully the calm-wrimo ficlets can help combat that.

(If anyone wants to get a ficlet ~500 words I'm aiming to do one daily for all of November. Please do check my guidelines here but other than that submit as many as you'd like. I still got plenty of spots open.)

Let me offer thee:

It was over as fast as it’d begun. The sudden silence as the raiding party retreated left only a faint lingering ring in Ravenpaw’s ears. Gradually, as the adrenaline coursing through his veins diluted into his bloodstream, it dissipated, letting the sensations of the forest come back to him. The booming beats of his heart were first. Then came his labored breaths. Every spiked hair along his back began to fall into position and his raised hackles began to feel uncomfortable to maintain.

“Sorry I got blood on your nose,” came Firepaw’s mew, from his side.

Ravenpaw startled, only now noticing the red stream that was running down the side of his muzzle. “You just took on four cats by yourself and that’s what you’re concerned about?” he asked. It came a little forceful out his muzzle, but he’d be lying if he said he didn’t feel a warm glow rising at his friend’s concern. A feeling that mixed with a certain amount of bafflement.

“Oh that?” Firepaw mewed. “Well, I can’t compare to a legendary adder killer.”

Ravenpaw gave a little gulp at that and tried to act nonchalant by licking off the bloodstain. “...I, well, I suppose...” He spluttered a few more meaningless sounds as he thought of what to say in response. It’d been no big deal, really, just a dumb risk that’d paid off. But for Firepaw to compliment someone so foolish, so reckless, so utterly--

“Here,” Firepaw said with a helpful lick that snapped Ravenpaw back from the realm of his thoughts to the forest. Coming closer, Firepaw fixed his paws around Ravenpaw’s neck and continued washing Ravenpaw’s face.

A purr rumbled in the jett-black apprentice’s throat as he relaxed. Let others around them buzz with worry, taking headcounts of the cats currently present and making plans already for their rebuilt defenses. After the single-minded rush of battle Ravenpaw only wanted to bask in this much more pleasant sensation that enveloped him.

Firepaw gave a chirping mew as he noticed. “There we go!” Firepaw said. “Much more like the Ravenpaw I like.”

A hot sensation spread all across Ravenpaw’s cheeks which he channeled as he began clumsily licking back at Firepaw’s own face.

“Hey! Hey!” Firepaw protested, raising his paws in mock defense as he gave out a giggle. “Ugh, you’re like a dog!”

At that Ravenpaw took offense and gave his friend a light shove backwards. “Hey! Some respect you show the ‘legendary adder killer’!”

The two of them devolved into a playfight right then and there. As they tossed and turned in the dirt the last of the tension of the battle melted straight away. Their swipes turned lazier and their dodges clumsier the more they kept at it until they both collapsed onto their backs giggling messes.

They remained there without much of a concern in them until Tigerclaw’s growl snapped them back into reality. Snapping back into his feet in an instant, Ravenpaw hung his head in shame but before he had any time to lecture his apprentice a booming voice rippled across camp.

“Let all cats old enough to catch their own prey gather beneath the highrock for a Clan meeting!” Bluestar called.

Suddenly at attention the whole Clan gathered and Ravenpaw looked on to his denmate who bounded off with great enthusiasm to be given his next task with which to serve ThunderClan.

[alfiebungo]

Every gooner in Ohio liked rizzmas a lot…

But the freak, who lived just north of ohio did NOT!

The freak hated rizzmas! The whole rizzmas season!

Now, please don’t ask why, no one quite knows the reason.

It could be that, his face was quite uncanny

It could be, perhaps, among us killed his granny.

But I think that the most likely reason of all,

May have been that his GYATT was two sizes too small.

Whatever the reason, His Gyatt, or that Tune.

He stood there on Rizzmas Eve, hating the Goons,

Staring down from his Pizza Tower, peering out of his gate,

At the Fanum-Taxed windows below in their state.

"Tomorrow is Rizzmas! It's practically here!"

Then he growled, with his Freak-lips angrily cussin’,

"I MUST find some way to stop Rizzmas from Bussin!"

For Tomorrow, he knew, all the Gooner girls and boys,

Would wake bright and early. They'd rush for their pronouns, what a sick joke!

And then! Oh, the Woke! Oh, the Woke! Woke! Woke! Woke!

That's one thing he hated! The WOKE!

WOKE! WOKE! WOKE!

Then all the Gooners, the young and the old, would stand flat on thier feet.

And they'd Xeet! And they'd Xeet! And they'd XEET!

XEET! XEET! XEET!

They would Xeet about ishowspeed, Kai Cenat, and Mr. Beast.

Who was a person the Freak couldn't stand in the least!

And THEN They'd do something he liked least of all!

Every Gooner in Ohio, the tall and the small,

Would stand close together, and come to a close.

They'd stand hand-in-hand. And the Gooners would eat ass and suck toes!

And they'd edge! and they'd edge!

And they edge!

EDGE! EDGE! EDGE!

And the more the Freak thought of this whole edging display.

The more the Freak thought, "I must end this whole day!"

"Why, for 97 years I've put up with it now!"

"I MUST stop this Rizzmas from bussin! But HOW?

Then he got an idea! A sigma idea!

THE FREAK GOT A WONDERFUL, SIGMA IDEA!

"I know just what to do!" The Freak laughed in his throat.

And he made a quick Rizzler hat and a coat.

And he rizzed, and he tweaked, "What a great Freaky trick!"

"With this coat and this hat, I’ll eat ass and suck dick!"

"All I need is a Pomni..." The Freak looked around.

But, since Pomnis are scarce, there was none to be found.

Did that stop the old Freak? No! The Freak simply said,

"If I can't find a Pomni, I'll cook one instead"

So he called his dog, Bluey. Then he took some red thread,

And he tied a big jester hat on the top of her head.

Then he loaded some upvotes and rexeets and stuck it with gluey,

On an old-fashioned Cybertruck and he hitched up old Bluey.

Then the Freak said, "Bazinga!" And the truck started down,

Toward the homes where the Gooners lay asnooze in their town.

All their windows were Canny. Based snow filled the air.

All the Gooners were watching Dream speedruns without care.

When he came to the first little clubhouse on the square.

"This is stop number one," the old Freaky Bruh mewed,

And he climbed to the roof, in a quite kino mood.

Then he rizzed down the chimney, and it started to creak.

But, if Rizzler could do it, then so could the Freak.

He got stuck only once, he felt like his rent was due.

Then he stuck his head out of the fireplace flue.

Where the little Gooner’s dingalings, all hung in a row.

"These dingalings," he grinned, "are the first things to go!"

Then he snatched all their memes, with a smile most uncanny,

Around the whole room, every nook, every cranny!

Jumbo Josh! And Dirk Dinkum! Bendy! Ai Art!

Hello Neighbor! Wega! Huggy Wuggy! And even Bowser Fart.

And he stuffed them in bags. Then the Freak, very nimbly,

Stuffed all the bags, one by one, up the chimney!

Then he slunk to the Xitter. He took the Goons' Xeets!

He took the hot takes! He took the clubhouse that happened to be Pete’s!

He cleaned out that Xitter in a large puff of smoke.

Why, that Freak even took their last can of old-fashioned coke!

Then he stuffed all the Reddit Gold up the chimney with glee.

"And NOW!" grinned the Freak, "I will stuff up the Skibidi!"

And the Freak grabbed the Toilet, and pushed until then,

He heard a small sound like the no of an old talking Ben.

He turned around fast, and he saw a small Goon!

Little Cindy-Loon Goon, who was roughly as Woke as a Stonetoss cartoon.

The Freak had been caught by this gooner snowflake,

Who'd got out of bed for a cold Grimace shake.

She stared at the Grinch and said, "Mr. Rizzler, why,”

"Why are you taking our Skibidi? WHY?"

But, you know, that old Freak was so based and so slick,

He thought up a cap, and he thought it up quick!

"Why, my retro little tot," the fake Rizzler lied

"The Skibidi in this toilet has a small Pibby Glitch inside"

"So I'm taking it home to my Digital Circus asap."

"I'll fix it up there. Then I'll bring it back, no-cap."

And his lie fooled the gooner. Then he tweaked on her head,

And he got her some lean and he sent her to bed

And when CindyLoon Goon went to bed with her cup,

He went to the chimney and stuffed the toilet up!

Then the last thing he took was the ketchup for their fries!

Then he went up the chimney, himself, and cut ties.

On their walls he left nothing but some old xitter bot replies.

And the one speck of Rizz that he left in the clubhouse,

Was a Pingas that was too small for even Mortimer Mouse.

Then he did the same thing to other Gooner’s houses

Leaving Pingas much too small For the other Gooner’s mouses!

It was quarter past dawn... All the Goons, still a-bed,

All the Goons, still asnooze When he packed up his Truck,

Packed it up with their Chungus! The Banban! The Max Design Pro!

The Imposter! the Pomni! And the Gadagdegdagdago!

Sixty-nine thousand feet up! Up the side of Mt. Pumpit

He rode with his load to the tip-top to dump it!

"Boo hoo to the Goons!" he was Freakishly cussin’.

"They're finding out now that no Rizzmas is bussin!"

"They're just waking up! I know just what they'll do!"

"Their mouths will hang open like an unattached lid,

Then the Gooners in Ohio will all shout “This is Mid”!

"That's a noise," grinned the Freak, "That I simply MUST hear!"

So he paused. And the Freak put his hand to his ear.

And he did hear a sound rising over the peak.

It started in low. Then it started to tweak.

But the sound wasn't mid! Why, this sound sounded sussy!

It couldn't be so! But it WAS sussy! AMONGUSSY!

He stared down at Ohio! The Freak bulged his eyes!

Then he shook! What he saw was a shocking suprised!

Every Gooner in Ohio, the tall and the small,

Was Edging! Without any memes at all!

He HADN'T stopped Rizzmas from Bussin! IT BUSSED!

Somehow or other, it Bussed just becuss!

And the Freak, with his Freak-toes ice-cold in the snow,

Stood rizzaling and rizzaling: "How could it be so?"

"It came without Banban! It came with no stare"

"It came without Baldi, Pibby, or Freddy Fazbear!"

And he puzzled FOUR HOURS, till his Freaky gyatt was sore.

Then the Freak thought of something he hadn't before!

"Maybe Rizzmas," he thought, "doesn't give people Ligma."

"Maybe Rizzmas...perhaps… is a little bit Sigma!"

And what happened then? Well...in Ohio they say,

That the Freak's small Gyatt grew 420 sizes that day!

And the minute his Gyatt didn't feel quite so tight,

He rizzed with his load through the canny morning light,

And he tweaked back the toys! And the Gooners shouted Hoorey!

And he, HE HIMSELF! The Freak served his coke the old-fashioned way

claws at muy skun QUIEF GTHUS