#metchup

[lyricsmonsterdraws]

Kustard doodles 🥰🥰🥰

♥️I love these gay skeletons♥️

Fell Sans belongs to Fella/Vic

Classic Sans/OG Sans belongs to Toby Fox

[joebarbaro]

dishonored BEANS !!!!

[trashmouth-richie]

Metchup🍅🍳

this is one i can’t get behind 💀

[aeronautblue]

wtf dutch people sell ketchunnaise in the store? and they call it metchup??

[nogarlicnoonions]

When it’s loaded with bacon, #cheese, #metchup and #lettuce. #giantsized #burger (at Is-Suq Tal-Belt Valletta Food Market) https://www.instagram.com/p/BvrahteBV-f/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1mmjdm1x8428v

[nationallawreview]

You Want Some “Metchup” with That?

You Want Some “Metchup” with That?

The US Court of Appeals for the Fifth Circuit found no infringement by a large, well-known company that used the registered mark of an individual whose own use was local and generated only a few sales and minimal profits. The Court vacated and remanded the case to determine whether plaintiff had abandoned the mark. Dennis Perry v. H.J. Heinz Co. Brands, L.L.C., Case No. 20-30418 (5th Cir. Apr.…

[torishasupremacy]

things ive done as ace attorney characters

phoenix wright: made a super elaborate birthday present for a childhood friend I hadn't spoken to in many years because I was overcome with yearning

maya fey: every time I eat a burger I eat it at a lightning speed and then mix mustard in my ketchup and dip my fries in it and all my friends call it metchup and they hate me for it

miles edgeworth: not being upset by things that should by all means upset me by saying I use logic and reasoning to decide my emotions when in reality im just repressing everything

mia fey: somehow convinced a horde of middle schoolers that I was a successful and balanced person despite the fact that my life is a mess. also, just having to be the responsible eldest child in general

simon blackquill: told my friend I might wear a trench coat to his poetry reading, and when he laughed at me and said not to I showed up in a giant black trench coat and black boots and intimidated the shit out of him

kay faraday: stole candy from the scariest teacher in middle school and when she caught on, I blamed it on some high schoolers and got away with it

diego armando: drank an absolutely MASSIVE smoothie because I was committed to finishing that bitch and ended up sick for the rest of the day

lotta hart: acted as my friend’s photographer at her birthday party because it was a pool party and I couldn’t swim bc of my period but I was too embarrassed to mention it

dick gumshoe: make terrible microwave mac and cheese using noodles you are most definitely not supposed to put in the microwave

larry butz: when a girl I liked said she’d always wanted to punch someone in the face, I immediately volunteered and then my other friend called me a bottom

apollo justice: spoke so loudly during my performance in a play a random old lady came up to me and thanked me for speaking loud enough for her to hear everything I said

kristoph gavin: I told my little brother that a clump of coffee grounds was a brownie and he bit into it. this is more going off of the fact that my brother is VERY similar to klavier, and I tell him this on a weekly basis

maggey byrde: has tripped and fallen onto the ground in front of my entire school multiple times

trucy wright: got a concussion and still went to school the next day because I had play rehearsal and im nothing if not a dedicated performer

thats all I got for now.

[bitchmilsky]

metchup and kustard

[lordcustythependletwat]

uhhhhh. those weird lookin guys from dish onor??? ketchup and metchup poodleton or somethin' like that for the ask game

JDKDKDKA,, I already did Custis, so I'll do Morgan :D

[peggle2]

waiter: ketchup or mustard

me, a free-thinking galactic brain centrist: metchup....but I just think we should all get along

[lyricsmonsterdraws]

Damn be Lily lookin' like a snaccc

(Kustard Shipchild by Avan_playz on YT)

[piazmiaz]

Piaz in ✌️ this is Makaroni ( macaroni/pasta Persian style) 😋🤤🤤🤤 with crispy potato tadig 🤩🤩🤩🤩. Sorry my Italian friends but we took your amazing food and Persianized it 😋😆. Guys this is all childhood, such a rich dish full of beef, tomatoes paste , lots of Piaz ( onions) mushroom.....🤦🏻‍♂️🤤 🧐So you want to know how we persianize this dish ? We basically cook and make it similar to Persian rice, boil and then cook and wait for crispiness heaven to form .. Nooshe jaaan, hope you like it . With Metchup or without ? Piaz out ✌️ (at Vancouver, British Columbia) https://www.instagram.com/p/CDDX5iDgGzX/?igshid=or1ygfhxsotr

[kitkhat]

Mmm I love me some hot dogs with some kustard and metchup

[racingtoaredlight]

Opening Bell: April 13th, 2021

United States Secretary of the Interior Deb Haaland is forming a new unit to investigate the epidemic of missing and murdered Native Americans. 

The Boeing 737 MAX seems like a huge piece of shit. 

The 5th Circuit U.S. Court of Appeals has ruled that a man who invented “Metchup” cannot sue Kraft Heinz Co. over their “Mayochup” product.

A Minnesota man was angry that he couldn’t get the toppings on the side of his Domino’s pizza, so the hucked slices at employees of the pizza shop and brandished a gun at them. 

Nobody’s showing up to White Lives Matter rallies. 

After losing her hearing and being given up on by her farming owner, a sheepdog named Peggy learned how to work again using a form of sign language. 

Finally, this take from Bill Simmons on Jim Nantz’s call of Hideki Matsuyama’s Masters win is the dumbest and most deranged thing I’ve ever heard of him saying. I seriously had to double check to make sure it was real. Simmons’ suggestion as to what Nantz SHOULD have said is so tortured and lame, and he’s so proud of it that it has honestly broken my brain and I can’t stop thinking about it all, and now I want you to read it so that you can join me in oblivion.