#metalocaypse

[citrus-soju]

Baby Murderface was literally the cutest little motherfucker. I don’t even like babies and I would have spoiled the fuck out of him, just for that giggle and that blep

[polyklok]

It’s just a neat trait of his

[kittyklok]

What was it like for you when you first arrived in the U.S.?

IT…WASN’T VERY GOODS!!!! IF AMS BEING HONEST!!!!

THERE WAS COOLS STUFFS WE DIDN’T HAS IN NORWAY…BUT IT WASN’T FUNS SLEEPINGS OUTSIDE ALL THE TIMES— AND BEING ALONE AMNST FUNS!!!!!

FOOD WAS HARD TO GETS TOO. PEOPLE WAS..AND AMS MORE IMPOLITES HERE!!!!! BUT…THINGS WAS BETTERS WHEN I GOTS INTO DETHKLOK!!!! IT WASN’T MUCH…BUT I HAD FAMILY AGAINS!!!! ♡⸜(˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶)⸝♡

[twigg96]

I hope you don’t mind me making a short ficlet about your furry little dudes but 👀 I gotta their too cute.

When Charles and Abigail moved into the neighborhood they had noticed lots of little paw prints decorating the dust on the hood of their car during sunny days, making little wet patterns on the covered concrete porch, and dancing through the snow as the seasons changed. They tried their best to feed the kitties outside. And when they were lucky enough they even got glimpses of them. Abigail was especially worried for a little tiger-stripped munchkin with a bobbed tail. She would pace by the sliding door watching as the other cats teased and picked on him taking full advantage of his size over him. “Charlie…” she hummed, hugging him from behind as he worked. “I’ve been thinking… maybe Ottertooth out there was an indoor kitty so it might just be the best thing if we brought him inside?” She asked with the confidence of certainty how ever her voice betrayed her at the last moment giving way to her hopefulness. Charles paused in his work, simply laying his pen down carefully before taking her arms from around his shoulders long enough to spin his office chair around and pull her close once more this time allowing her to sit in his lap. “Darling,” he whispered kissing her forehead, “did you honestly name it… Ottertooth?” He asked chuckling and squeezing her tight despite the eye-roll and whines of his wife. “Yes! He has a little snaggle tooth so his tongue sticks out sometimes and he really likes water. So Ottertooth!” Abigail explained herself smiling as Charles couldn’t help but laugh.

“Ok… how about the others? Did you name them too?” Abigail nodded at her husband’s question proudly. Pointing out the window in their shared office she picked out each Kitty confidently. “The big black and grey kitty with long fur. That’s Brutal Claw. He is kinda like their protector. He doesn’t do a lot of bullying to anyone, he just watches over all the other cats from the tree in the backyard. One time though our neighbor's Borzoi, Mags had gotten loose from his fence and gotten into the yard. Brutal Claw came out of nowhere to protect the other cats and chased him the whole way home. He does however favor Ottertooth… because he keeps the others from bullying him too much. He is also the loudest out of all the cats. His meow is so loud it always gets my attention, but he's so sweet. He comes out almost every time I'm out and I give him scritches.” Charles nodded twirling a piece of his wife’s long hair. He had a feeling he knew where all this was going. But he let Abigail finish before giving any thought.

“Then there’s the chunky Main Coon that only comes around once every so often at night so he's still quite the mystery for me too. I named him Murder Pelt. The few times I managed to see him, his fur was a little matted and he really needs some loving babe but he always brings me little dead mice and birds as presents when I give him kitty food. He’s a secret softy. I really hope I get to pet him one day.” Abigail snuggled up to Charles, lighting up as a brilliant gold cat hopped onto the windowsill as if reading her mind.

“Oh! That’s Elffrost!” She exclaimed giggling watching the heated glare she got from the spindly cat. "Now Elffrost is very full of himself. He knows he's a very beautiful boy who takes great care of his coat. However, he's a picky bitch who only likes certain food and treats. He's pissed at me because I'm late to give him his salmon treats." As if hearing her through the glass, Elffrost meowed indignantly turning his tail up at Abigail before stepping off the ledge of the windowsill with grace. "Now I think maybe Elffrost may be albino because his eyes are just so blue but I don't know but I do know if it's ok with you we need to get him fixed because I've seen at least three momma cats prowling around with kittens that look just like him so we don't need any more of that." Abigail sighed frowning.

"Then there's Pickles a scrawny little ginger short hair tabby. He is so sweet. He has these little... leg warmers on his front feet that are black and it's the only part of him that's not ginger. It's so cute. Every time I go out he shows up and rubs against my legs and purrs so loudly. He is a little wary of new things, however. When we had those movers here to help us with the new fridge, he was the one under the deck in front hissing and yowling at them. He's feisty but he's more bark than bite." Abigail sighed sitting up straighter in her husband's lap. "What do you think?" She asked hesitantly, gauging his reaction carefully.

Charles was cautious to mind his facial expressions as he thought, a skill he acquired after many years of being a lawyer. "Well..." He started slowly, taking hold of his wife's waist so that she would not fall backward off of the seat. "We've already been paying for food and treats for all five of the boys. Litter boxes and cat toys won't be too much of an expenditure. A couple of cat trees to accommodate them might be more but I think we can swing it as well as the price of cat litter... Now I think with vet bills... we should tackle it in chunks. Take them all at once to be seen by the vet, get shots, get flea treatments, and dewormed. Then we can schedule their neutering based on the prices the vets give us. We'll have to be diligent to clean the house every day with five cats-" Abigail cut Charles off jolting to meet his gaze. "Wait! Charlie! You really want to bring them all in?" She squeaked unable to stop the smile that crept across her lips. Charles stayed quiet for a moment studying Abigail for a moment. "Did you not want to, my love?" He asked disappointedly. "I was just thinking... it would not only be safer for the five of them, but they seem to have a little pack dynamic and if you remove their littlest they may panic and it could disrupt the whole pack. So I figured... if they let you move them in here, why not move them all in?" Abigail stared blankly at Charles before hugging him tightly. "I love you so much." She whispered, kissing him sweetly. "Mmm. I love you too." Charles whispered holding Abigail tightly. Looking out the window at the playful cats he smiled knowing that his life would forever be changed forever but he was more than ready to take on the challenges. As a potted plant smashed to the concrete outside and he watched five ornery cats skitter across the yard he sighed, well maybe...

dethklan cats. yes i made murderface but it didnt turn out good in my opinion pls... but his cat name is murderpelt.

[whats-9plus10]

Metalocaypse is 18 years old today let's send them to war

[kitty4president]

just got samples in for these 3d dethphone charms & they came out fantastic!!! the layering on the spikes is perf 😭��

a reminder you can preorder these (& my other stuff lol) until aug 5th at my store!

[dicksoutformtl]

Nathan is proud of you!

You've made it to another dayI 🥰

Anyways this is done on my tablet, So it will look weird l apologize for that. I hope this can brighten your day-evening a bit, Love you❤❤

[akilahia]

also I’m 99% sure that you are the artist that I am thinking of, mostly because I literally can’t think of any other artists who made Code Monkeys nsfw art. I hope that this is that artist (or else I just made a fool of myself) because I just really want to thank you because your art got me into so many shows that I love now, especially Metalocaypse.

i need you to know that you posted that code monkeys nsfw fic at the exact time that i was drawing code monkeys nsfw art of the same concept on twitter and i need to know if we were creating these two things independently of each other. bc if so. that is crazy. also that means both of our brains are so big

OOPS IDK HOW I MISSED THIS HOPEFULLY THIS ASK IS NOT SUPER OLD BUT UHH IF THIS IS THE ARTIST THAT I THINK IT IS(WHICH IF IT IS HOLY SHIT I LOVE YOUR ART SO MUCH) then yes the fanfic was 100% inspired by that one Larrity and Dave post with the boobs. Like that was life changing, literally changed everything.

I will say that I was in the process of writing something about Larrity and Dave before I saw that art, but I really couldn’t figure out what I wanted to write exactly. So it wasn’t until I saw that piece of art that I was inspired to make the fanfic about that. So I’d say partially independent? The Clare and Mary one (which I initially wrote to be nsfw before cutting like most of it) was definitely independent, but Dave and Larrity was dependent.!!

[trin0dinz]

A chillin Charles request for @senatorkyloren 

[nowlemmehearyourguns]

I will only entertain the idea of switching Willy and CFO 

Don’t @ me. lmao

[orcnumber1]

This is about the fiftieth (at least) Tiktok I've seen with a blond guy shredding. Skwisgaar's lil seeds are growing up...🥹

[polyklok]

What makes them soft 🥰 VS What gets them hard 😈 (Dethklok x Reader)

I thought of that title and it was too good to give up

Fluffy moments vs Turn-Ons headcanons for the Dethklok boys (if that wasn’t obvious enough) TW: Although not explicitly smut, this is definitely a bit spicy and has hints of kinks. Please, Minors DNI.

Nathan explosion

What makes him soft

Being a busy guy, Nathan values a lot of comfortable silence and mutual space. When you two are just sitting together, doing completely different things, not talking, yet enjoying each other’s company nonetheless. Most of the time, he’ll be writing song lyrics, storyboarding a music video, or planning out a concert. His mind is occupied, but he’ll occasionally take the time to look over to you and appreciate just how soothing your presence is.

This guy will go weak in the knees for random little pecks. On his cheeks, nose, shoulders, hands, he’ll go absolutely crazy when you give him just small, passing kisses. He might even stop what both of you are doing just to get more. Don’t get me wrong, he loves a good make out session, but quick and fleeting kisses are definitely up there on the list.

When really focused, Nathan has the tendency to overwork himself, getting completely enamored in his goals and not focusing on much else. Similarly, being an unofficial “Band Dad”, he might be very busy trying to keep his chaotic band mates in check and on schedule. So having a darling S/O who reminds him to take breaks and take care of himself is so precious. Just little, “It’s been a while, let’s have a snack.” or “We should be heading to bed now.” Are just lovely little reminders on just how much you care for him and it seriously makes his heart ache with warmth.

What gets him hard

Nathan is…stubborn and tends to be hardheaded. He’s pretty good at keeping himself in check, but sometimes that ignorance will still slip out. But, HOO, when he has an S/O that’ll snap back. Goddamn! Get a bit angry, boss him around a little. Nothing mean, just put him in his place. He’ll certainly return the favor to you later.

While I still stand by the fact that he loves some quick affection, he still greatly appreciates lingering touches as well. Specifically, massages. He’s a big guy, a big guy who is constantly hunching down and head banging. Rub up his neck and shoulders, please! He might literally beg you, if he must. He considers a massage to be some great foreplay, aftercare, or just whenever. He just really loves it.

Whispering. I don’t know how to explain this one, I just feel like he’s the kind of fella to just go wild over some whispering in his ear. Doesn’t even have to be flirty or sexual; get real close and whisper to him your grocery list, he’ll probably be bricked up over it.

Pickles The Drummer

What makes him soft

You know how Pickles had a completely supportive home life and a loving family? No? Not at all? Huh. That’s probably why he gets seriously emotional whenever you give him praise. Any kind at all, just a simple “Good job” might make his eyes start to water. Tries really hard to hide it too, cause if you'll notice, you might start to worry about him WHICH WILL MAKE HIM CRY EVEN MORE-

Scratching this isn’t kinky I swear- You know that feeling when someone gently drags their fingernails across your skin? Just barely enough to leave red streaks and cause goosebumps, but not nearly enough for any actual pain? Maybe I’m projecting but something tells me he’s just melt into that sensation. Bonus points if you play connect-the-dots with his freckles or something.

Pickles will regularly drink and drug himself up to oblivion, which makes absolutely brutal hangovers a very common occurrence. But he’s used to dealing with it on his own. Until you decided that wouldn’t do and started taking care of him during these tough moments. Even when he’s painfully groaning into you thighs, he really does love the fact that you’re just willing to be here with him, dealing with his pathetic habits and worse symptoms.

What gets him hard

Nothing gets him in the mood quite like seeing you dance. Seeing you bounce and sway to some music definitely puts his head deep into the gutter, especially if the song is filthy. Even better, one of Dethklok's songs. He’ll be staring at your legs, hips, and chest with a smirk for hours and he’ll definitely ask you to recreate some of those moves for him later, privately.

I think he has a thing for oversized clothes. Most of the women he surrounds himself with wear tight, revealing clothing and while that's all done and good, he really enjoys something that's loose and too big on you. Doesn't matter how big you are; buy a shirt a couple sizes up and it'll probably end up on his floor in a matter of hours. Also I think he wants to be the boyfriend to give you his clothing that's too big for you, but he's so tiny himself, it probably won't work :/

Okay, sure, it's nice to have a partner that's a little bashful or even teasing when it comes to sexytimes, someone who likes making a show out of it. But, he loves having a partner that's very casual about their sexuality. This was totally inspired by that great Momento Mori fanfic btw. When you skip to the chase of getting undressed or talk about kinks openly like it was in the morning news or simply ask for sex from him, no hesitation, he'll be so much more enthusiastic about it.

Skwisgaar Skwigelf

What makes him soft

Skwisgaar is famous, or infamous, for being a Sex God. He has slept with more people in a week than most will in their entire lives; he's probably the biggest whore in history. It's what's expected of him. If you are in a monogamous relationship with him, he's already out of his element and feeling vulnerable. This wasn't supposed to happen to him. But then you start giving him affection. Hugs and cuddles, kisses on his cheek, and little pets that don't lead to sex just make his heart flutter in a way he didn't know was possible. He's had countless women touching every part of his body, but when you do it out of sentiment and tenderness rather than because you're horny...oh gosh, he becomes addicted to that feeling.

He'd be the type of guy to pine after good ol' fashion shyness. Seeing you blush, stutter, and look away at some simple flirting quips makes him melt. He loves getting his ego stroked so he often fosters your nervousness just to make himself feel like a big man. He especially likes it if you start to use him as a crutch for your shyness, like hiding your face in his chest or something.

While he tends to come off as smug, cold and dismissive, he is really such a crybaby and has a healthy dose of anxiety as well. While it will take a while a long while for him to open up and expose his emotional side, he really values someone who can comfort him in his tough moments. He’s gonna be bratty about it the first few times, but it means so much just to have someone there and caring for him.

What gets him hard

Oh boy, double whammy! The shyness not only hits his heart, but that feeling moves down south as well. Not necessarily acting timid in the bedroom, although he does like that, but watching the shyness melt away as you really get into it. Especially if you’re a bit controlling of him. Seeing your reserved attitude give away to dominance just fucking gets to him.

This one’s weird ngl So we all know how particular Skwisgaar is. He’s a bit of a diva. I’d think he’d like to pick your clothing. Nothing super invasive, but he likes to choose what outfit you wear before the two of you go out to do something nice. He gets so much pride that from knowing you’re wearing what he picked from you and he cannot wait to tear it off. Bonus points if you get compliments on it; he’s not gonna brag in front of people, but he’s gonna tease you for it later.

If you couldn’t tell, I imagine him to be semi-possessive. So he would just love to mark you up with hickies and bruises and scratches. He’ll have the cockiest smirk on his face as others stare at the marks covering your neck or thighs. He’ll show off his own marks that you left as well, wearing low-cut shirts after a particularly rough night.

Toki Wartooth

What makes him soft

Ahh, this boy is such a sweetheart! A lot of things you do will turn him into putty. But especially if you play into any traditional lifestyle. Toki bought a ring a month into your relationship, so saying your interested in marriage will make him so happy, he might propose right there! You want kids? So does he! How soon? As traumatizing at it was, he was raised with extremely conventional values, so seeing you cook or clean or act domestic even a little bit will push all the right buttons in his brain.

Toki never uses your name. It’s a given. Pretty much the moment you met, he’s called you by all the cheesiest pet names he can think of, even before you were dating. Some are cute; Sweetie, Darling, Prince/Princess, Kitty. But, just as much as those, he uses all the tacky ones that make everyone cringe as well; Honeybun, Num-Nums, Snookums, Baby Cakes. It gets worse. It doesn’t matter if you hate it, he thinks it’s cute!

Despite him usually waking up the earliest out of the band members, and having a cherry demeanor overall, Toki is not a morning person. He will be so pissed if he is waken up before he wants to, alarm clocks are not allowed in his room. He has very vivid and happy dreams and hates to be torn away from them. But he loves waking up with you, every single morning. Even if you snore or drool or kick in your sleep, he will be so happy to see you as you both wake up. Your tired face and messy hair and mumbling “good morning” just feels so right, really gets him in the feels.

What gets him hard

(This one is specifically for female readers) Remember when I said he definitely wants children? I wasn’t kidding. Man wants to start trying for a baby today. He hates condoms and will try to convince you to get off birth control. Almost every time you mess around, he’s gonna bring up how pretty you’ll be with his kids growing in you. Always wants to finish inside. The breeding kink is strong here.

Ok, so yes, Toki generally likes his S/O to be as sweet and loving as he is. But you know what else he is? Fucking scary. If you have some occasions where you get really pissed off, telling off some asshole or even beating them up, Toki wants you right then and there. He loves seeing the seething anger on your face not directed at him and definitely gets turned on if a little blood gets on you. Brutal.

Nudes are great, right? He definitely likes getting some dirty pictures from you now and then, especially if he’s away on tour and can’t get the real thing. But even more so than that, he loves getting teasing photos from you. Especially if you act dumb. Send him a necklace photo that just so happens to show off your cleavage or collarbone; show him something your holding with your soft thighs in the background; send him a selfie from bed where you ��accidentally’ leave some sex toys in frame. Oh my god, he’ll go so crazy for it and pays you back double when he finally sees you again.

William Murderface

What makes him soft

It’s so easy to make his heart melt, it’s almost sad. He definitely puts up a tough exterior, but once you’re through, he’s pretty much at his knees for anything you do. But high up on his list (he would be the type to make a list) is receiving compliments from you. He already idolizes you and is weirdly grateful that you show him as much affection as you do, so even tiny compliments are gonna have him twisted around your finger, as if he wasn’t already before. He’ll kill someone for you if you just call him prettyboy beforehand, I swear to god.

The quickest way to a man’s heart is his stomach. This is true for almost anyone, but especially Murderface. He’ll gobble up anything you cook for him so quickly, doesn’t matter what. He’s bashful about it, but eventually, he’ll show his passion for cooking for you and teaching you some recipes definitely makes for some sweet bonding time. His favorite date is cooking something together and then eat it while watching an awful movie.

As you’ve probably guessed by now; Murderface is, what some might call, a total simp for you and is completely tender for anything you do. So, if you happen to flip the script, and start building him up as something desirable and pine after him hard, ohhhh man. This extends from the compliments but- Flirt! Get handsy in public! Show him off! He is literally one of the world’s most popular cultural figure and yet his self confidence is dirt. Be grateful for your famous, angsty, bulldog-faces boyfriend and his stomach will explode in butterflies!

What gets him hard

He seems like the kind of guy to seriously get off on eye contact not me tho. Make eyes at him from across a room and don’t look away. The longer you stare just at him, the more he’ll blush and squirm. Once you do finally get some private time, he insists on maintaining eye contact with you as long as you both can manage. It’s somehow feels both romantic and fucking dirty with him.

William is pretty much addicted to your scent. If you have a signature perfume or lotion, he wants to drown in the stuff. He loves to bury his face in any article of clothing you manage to leave behind in his room. While in his afterglow, he likes to creep up behind you and smell your hair and sweat. Even body odor, he likes it if it’s yours. Yeah, he’s a weirdo, but you already snatched him up. Please let him borrow a few sprays of your perfume to wear for the day.

Seeing you handle weaponry…my god. This poor boy. Could be knives, guns, anything in between. Just you holding it is enough to make his knees wobbly and his vision blurry. If you know how to use it? Good lord, he wants to be at the end of that weapon no matter the consequences. He’d be completely okay dying that way. Seriously though, this man has a thing for weaponry and danger. He puts on the attitude of a violent, hateful man but underneath that is a softie. But under want that softie is man who CRAVES VIOLENCE-

I got more and more sleep deprived as I wrote this man

Will I ever be able to write something comprehensible and exceptional?…probably not.

[bravest-hobbit]

Can I just say that I love how creative and talented everyone is in this fandom! From the ideas to the writing to the sketches to the art everything is amazing and you guys should be very proud because wowee! 🎉

[thethcministry]

[dawn-ofthe-faggot]

theres a metalocaypse epsiode were they collectively get anorexia!!

[itsthesinbin]

thinkin abt the metalocaypse boys getting a singer s/o but they do a COMPLETELY tonal shift in terms of genre like.... pop or funky music.

they want to be supportive but good god they think their music taste is terrible just bc theyre all such intense metalheads

except pickles since like.... he was in a different type of band before dethklok