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â CUDDLES ⸝ ONE PUNCH MAN
â SYNOPSISď¸ How they cuddle you :)
â PAIRINGď¸ Garou x reader, Metal Bat x reader
â GENREď¸ Fluff, headcanons
â WARNINGSď¸ NONE!
â AUTHORS NOTEď¸ Reposting old work :)
REBLOGS AND FEEDBACK APPRECIATED
â GAROU â
ThisâŚtsundere of a man. He is the most difficult person to cuddle, EVER.Â
Garou likes to act as if he is doing YOU a favor by holding you, when in reality, he is hiding the fact that he also craves some sort of physical contact⌠nonviolent⌠physical contact.
He is your personal heater, his body is so damn warm and so comfortable, it's addicting to say the least.
The best place to rest your head is on those tig ol' biddies of his, it's nice to listen to his heartbeat, sometimes it's beating a bit faster than usual because you're around.
Garou will act all annoyed and mutter out loads of curses, but eventually he will decide to swallow his pride and wrap his arms around you, well the⌠welcome to heaven.Â
His embrace is so gentle, yet so protective, he will sometimes let his fingers run through your hair to let you fall asleep.Â
Maybe⌠just maybe you will see the slightest smile on his face, as he enjoys the proximity between the two of you, just don't say anything about it.
10000000000000/10 because I'm biased towards Garou.
â METAL BAT â
He's a teddy bear!! He absolutely loves to cuddle you. His embrace is always so nice and warm⌠and soft!
He loves to play with your hair, and he loves it if you nuzzle your face into his chest.
Another thing he loves is when you're the little spoon, his little spoon, he holds you so gently, like he is touching a porcelain doll.Â
He loves to have his cat join in with the cuddles.
Badd loves to whisper sweet nothings into your ear as he gently plays with your hair, it's his way of showing you how much he loves you.
Expect lots of forehead kisses, and he definitely covers you with a blanket, he likes to take care of you.
10/10. HE IS A TEDDY BEAR!
TAGS: @tokyometronetwork @garous-nipple @frimpfuck
#nora's writing#one punch man#opm#one punch man x reader#opm x reader#one punch man fluff#opm fluff#one punch man headcanons#opm headcanons#garou#garou x reader#garou fluff#garou headcanons#metal bat#metal bat x reader#metal bat fluff#metal bat headcanons#tokyometronetwork
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helllooo, can you write boyfriends headcanons with other men like flashy flash and amai mask please? ~
IM FINALLY BACK WITH MORE HEADCANONS! writing for these was so hard- it was my first time doing amai mask too- I hope they turned out well đŠ
Please keep the requests incoming Iâll try to work through them! Iâm sorry for taking so long and Thank you so much for the patience.
Boyfriend Headcanons on OPM men Pt. 2
Fem!reader
Included: Flashy flash, Amai mask, Saitama, Zombie man
Flashy Flash
Having him as a boyfriend sure isnât for the weak
Heâs definetly the leader of the sassy man apocalypse
He takes his night routine SERIOUSLY like you will have a 20 step hair routine and a spa session
He gives great hair care tips though
Lets you braid his hair when youâre bored or does your hair when youâre tired
Gossiping with him is super fun
When heâs annoyed or jealous he scoffs a lot
Tiny bit reluctant over physical affection but his hugs and kisses feel so gentle, you could melt into them.
He goes all out when youâre on your period, like he knows exactly what you need and what to do.
Gifts you hairclips on random occasions !
Doesnât like you touching his katana cuz heâs worried youâll hurt yourself.
You get the best dates with him because he knows the best spots, prefers staying at home with you though in case one of his opps are after him.
He does bicker with you from time to time because he knows you too well and canât be bothered to deal with your overdramatic ass
"Yeah fine we get it youâre just angry because youâre craving some desserts. Stop whining and lets go get it.â
Amai Mask
Might seem like a narcissistic and selfish bastard at first but he really just has issues
As a boyfriend he might not be able to spend much time with you since he is a hero AND a celebrity with a filled schedule
Makes sure to spoil you rotten tho
You get expensive gifts from him on a weekly basis and he takes you out to the best restaurants
He has to be very discreet with your relationship since it could cause him a bad reputation and backlash from the media
Whenever heâs overwhelmed or had a bad day he seeks comfort in your embraces
Feels like youâre the only one who understands him
Genuinely opens up to you and shows you his vulnerable side from time to time
He gets VERY jealous like he better not catch you admiring some other hero
At first heâd laugh it off not wanting to believe such a thing but slowly the jealousy would start creeping up
âYouâre mine understood?â
Is just scared of u leaving him
He calls to tell you thereâs a new magazine out that features him and wants you to buy it.
Thinks youâre his biggest supporter and likes to brag about you.
Saitama
Dates consist of gaming or getting deals at different supermarkets
I can totally imagine that heâs willing to try some new things at the convenience store with you and do taste tests.
Never rates the food a 10/10 cuz he thinks Genos could do it better.
YES sometimes Genos DOES make dinner dates for you two, he goes all out making a 5 star dinner for his sensei and his girlfriend.
Saitama secretly loves it when you come and sit on his lap as he watches tv.
He may not look like it but he really notices the small details, like heâll ask if you put on different perfume or shampoo. Does it so sleek too.
Heâd lean in to your neck and WHISPER INTO YOUR EAR
"Hm..you smell so good, got a new perfume?â
This guy just knows how to get you flustered
Is very nonchalant about most things, doesnât really get jealous. (Unless youâre being overly nice to someone that has like really good hair)
âYo genos. How much do you think a hair transplant costs?â
âWhy are you asking sensei?â
âNo reason really..â as he GLARES at the guy youâre talking to.
Doesnât call you often, more like he randomly texts you what heâs doing and if your schedule matches his you both hangout.
Wants to climb up the ranks in order to impress you and loves to tell you about his day when he gets home.
Gets the most expressive around you.
He kicks out Genos when you two need your private time.
Gives the best piggy back rides.
Zombieman
Hands down the best boyfriend out there
Heâs so chill about everything
Likes to take you everywhere with him, especially on shooting ranges, coffee shops or jazz bars
Respects your boundaries a lot, if you donât like the smoke from his cigarettes heâll try not to smoke around you, if youâre a smoker yourself he always looks forward to smoke some with you.
You both have a very casual relationship, thereâs no awkwardness at all nor the cheesiness and pampering
That also includes physical affection. Cuddling on the couch or holding hands seems natural to you.
As nihilistic as he is, he canât hide whenever heâs jealous.
âWas it fun chatting to that human?â Heâd ask whilst pressing down the last remaining of his cigarette onto the whiskey glass. He wasnât upset, more like curious of what you saw in another man.
Only calls you in the evenings after he walks you home. Likes to hear your voice before he goes to sleep.
He loves to get you roses
Asks childish emperor for advice on what to get you. Doesnât even realise himself that he slips in your name in every conversation.
Is the kind of boyfriend that is happy enough to just watch you from afar.
Never ever gets aggressive with you. In fact youâve never seen him angry.
Likes to polish his guns while you sit on his lap.
#one punch man#headcanons#opm#saitama x reader#saitama opm#saitama one punch man#genos x reader#zombieman opm#zombieman#zombiemanxreader#flashy flash x reader#flashy flash#amai mask#one punch man x reader#genos one punch man#sweet mask#x reader#garou#garou opm#garou x reader#metal bat x y/n#metal bat x reader#genos#speed o sound sonic x reader#speed o sound sonic
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Sonic Disability Headcanons
Thisâll be kinda long cuz I want to cover as many characters as possible and I want to include both mental and physical disorders. Spoilers but I made everyone neurodivergent.
Sonic â adhd, Tourettes; chondromalacia patella, chronic migraines (post Frontiers), narcolepsy type 2
Tails â autism, anxiety, cptsd, ocd, morsicatio buccarum (cheek biting); chronic migraines, arthritis (mostly in wrists)
Knuckles â autism, adhd; cfs/me (when away from Master Emerald)
Amy Rose â adhd, bpd; near-sightedness
Shadow â autism, ptsd, cptsd, bpd; unspecified chronic pain (caused by chaos energy, mostly affects knees), cfs/me, chronic migraines, insomnia
Rouge â autism; fibromyalgia, pcos, ibs
Omega â autism
Silver â autism, adhd, anxiety, schizophrenia, chronic motor tic disorder; asthma, pots, eds, fibromyalgia, insomnia
Blaze â autism, ocd, depression, trichotillomania (hair pulling); endometriosis, ibs, lactose intolerance
Cream â autism, anxiety, ptsd; celiac disease, epilepsy
Espio â autism, ocd, ptsd, dpdr; chronic migraines
Vector â autism, adhd; ankylosing spondylitis
Charmy Bee â adhd, dyslexia, dyspraxia, Tourettes; hard of hearing, asthma
Metal Sonic â autism, npd
Sticks â autism, adhd, schizophrenia; eds
Whisper â autism, dyspraxia, depression, ptsd, cptsd; cfs/me, fnd
Tangle â adhd, dyslexia, ptsd; eds, arthritis
Surge â autism, adhd, cptsd, npd, aspd, dpdr; type 1 diabetes (hypoglycaemia), fibromyalgia
Kit â autism, anxiety, depression, dpd, Tourettes, stuttering/stammering; chronic migraines, pots, eds
(I may tweak this as I change my mind or adopt other peopleâs headcanons, but I wanted to have all my thoughts in one place.)
#sonic the hedgehog#tails the fox#miles tails prower#knuckles the echidna#amy rose#shadow the hedgehog#rouge the bat#e-123 omega#silver the hedgehog#blaze the cat#cream the rabbit#espio the chameleon#vector the crocodile#charmy bee#metal sonic#sticks the badger#whisper the wolf#tangle the lemur#surge the tenrec#kitsunami the fennec#kit the fennec#team dark#team chaotix#sonic#sth#sonic headcanons#sth headcanons#sonic disability headcanons#sonic disability stuff#nagichi headcanons
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Hey there!đ
Welcome to my masterlist! Here you can see some of my works. For now, I write only for One-Punch Man (text messages and headcanons).
Characters I write for:
Saitama Genos Speed-o'-Sound Sonic Garou Metal Bat Amai Mask Flashy Flash Zombieman King
Please remember that the order of my posts isn't chronological.
It means that the scenarios below I publish based on my preference. In addition, it's not a final list, so new scenarios will appear.
Have any requests? Please be welcome to write me! If I accept your suggestion, I will add it to the scenarios list and publish it as an answer to your message (when it'll be done of course). Requested publications are my top priority!đ But please be patient since it takes time for me to make these posts! If I don't accept your idea, then I will let you know and name the reason (but please consider that I for sure won't take any requests regarding crimes, drug usage, cheating and other stuff like that).
Enjoy!
Scenarios for texts:
Calling them "bro" [+ requested]
Texting them "She is busy"
Flirting with them from a different number
Gaslighting them
Ghosting them
Texting them "I love you"
Pranking them with song lyrics
Sending them nudes in the middle of dayđ [+ requested]
Asking them ass or titsđ
Abruptly canceling your date with them
When theyâre missing you
When youâre feeling ugly
Sweet morning texts from them [+ requested]
Asking them "1 million dollars & the prettiest girl in the world or me?"
Asking them "Do you love me because Iâm beautiful or Iâm beautiful because you love me?"
They change their contact name in your phone
Asking them if they jerked off while thinking of youđ
Texting them with only emojis
When youâre jealous
When heâs jealous
Random texts with them
Finding photos of them (prank)
Calling them different ridiculous pet names
When they try to prank you
Arguments with them [+ requested]
Making up after the argument with them
When they change their contact name on your phone
When the Internet connection fails you
When they babysit your pets and send you pics of them
When you don't say back "I love you"
Texting them "That guy is hot" [requested]
Texting them "Sorry, we canât tonight, I just got my period" [requested]
Sending them pics of you in a sexy swimsuit/dress and telling them it's for hanging out with your friendsđ [requested]
Telling them youâre pregnant as a prank [requested]
Telling them youâre hornyđ [requested]
Telling them you canât walk because of the night before [requested]
Asking them the amount of likes needed for them to buy a Darry Ring for you [requested]
Buying Hello Kitty matching pajama pants for both of you [requested]
Pranking them with opening your OnlyFans accountđ [requested]
Talking about your future family with them [requested]
Telling them a monster hurt you [requested]
Asking them "Would you still love me if I was a worm?" [requested]
Telling them how much you love and appreciate them [requested]
When theyâre jealous because you spend more time with your friends instead of them [requested]
Breaking up with them as a prank [requested]
When you surprise them with a gift as an apology [requested]
Calling them daddyđ [requested]
When you tease them in public to rile them upđ [requested]
Telling them that your parents want to meet them [requested]
When they turn into a cat [requested]
Asking them a weird question [requested]
Accidentally butt-dialing them while singing about their good looks [requested]
Drunk texting them [requested]
Their reaction you writing/reading fanfiction about them [requested]
When you accidentally break their stuff [requested]
Choosing a pet with them [requested]
Messages from their acquaintances [requested]
Ye Olde English prank [requested]
Texting them when you're with child [requested]
Asking them for reassurance [requested]
Telling them a wild secret as a prank [requested]
Asking them what would they do: sacrifice you or the world [requested]
When your ex won't leave you alone [requested]
Scenarios for headcanons:
General relationship headcanons
When theyâre jealous
When they have a crush
How they confessed to their s/o
How your relationship started
Arguments with them
Morning after with them
Fluff moments with them
How they comfort their s/o
How they would propose to their s/o
Cuddling & hugs with them [+ requested]
How they kiss their s/o
When their s/o get injured
When they get injured
What they look for in their s/o
When theyâre sick
When their s/o is sick
Their motto in your relationship
First date with them
First time with themđ [+ requested]
General NSFW headcanonsđ [+ requested]
Who fell first and who fell harder
How they call their s/o
Their insecurities in your relationship
What they usually say to their s/o in the relationship
When you use safe wordđ [+ requested]
What they usually say to their s/o in bedđ
How they grieve over their s/o's death
Their last thoughts before their death
Me Gustas Tu trend from their POV
How they hold your hand during sexđ [+ requested]
Waking them up with giving them a headđ [requested]
When you're an aspiring hero and they observe you [requested]
"You're everything I could ever wish for" (Zombieman x Reader)
I believe in OPM men supremacy
How OPM men react to you, asking them about how babies are made Vs when your kid asks them this question
#opm#one punch man#opm smau#opm texts#opm headcanons#opm x reader#saitama x reader#genos x reader#sonic x reader#speed-o'-sound sonic x reader#garou x reader#metal bat x reader#amai mask x reader#sweet mask x reader#flashy flash x reader#zombieman x reader#king x reader#saitama#genos#speed-o'-sound sonic#sonic opm#garou#metal bat#sweet mask#amai mask#flashy flash#zombieman#king opm
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More Sonic Headcanons to not let this account die
Sonic visits Soleana regularly but avoids Elise like a plague because he thinks she doesnât remember him (she does) (partially)
Blaze sneezes fire
Amy excitedly buys Shadow Taylor Swift discs and yaps about her with him, he has stopped listening to Taylor Swift a long time ago but will never tell her
Sonic is lowkey obsessed with Christmas
Omega is still active by Silverâs time and is hunting down Eggman Nega to end Eggmanâs bloodline, Silver doesnât have the heart to tell him that Eggman Nega is already dead
Shadow technically doesnât need to sleep or eat since heâs the ultimate life form but he still does it
Sonic is genuinely shit at gaming, he ragequits the first 5 minutes of every game he ever tries
Sage tries to treat Metal as her brother but he genuinely hates her
Shadow has a terrible memory, but like, TERRIBLE. Once he forgot Omegaâs name, he almost killed him
Sonic sometimes looses his hearing for a couple of minutes when he goes too fast, Tails is concerned but canât get Sonic to use earplugs
Rouge isnât even all that interested on the master emerald anymore, she just uses it as an excuse to see Knuckles
First part
#maple the darkshine#sonic the hedgehog#sonic fandom#shadow the hedgehog#silver the hedgehog#amy rose#tails miles prower#miles tails prower#tails the fox#sonic headcanons#headcanon#sonic omega#e 123 omega#rouge the bat#princess elise#elise sonic#sonic 06#blaze the cat#knuckles the echidna#eggman#eggman nega#sonic rivals 2#idk#lazy post#give me more headcanons so I can steal and make another post /hj#metal sonic#sage#sage sonic#sage sonic frontiers
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ah dam it, forgot to turn the homestuck-ifier off again
pt 1!
#ignore mr freeze and his plastic dome i got lazy to colour metal loll#my art#art#kapptto#homestuck#batman#headcanons#dc#dc catwoman#selina kyle#dc harley quinn#harleen quinzel#dc poison ivy#pamala isley#mr freeze#victor fries#killer croc#waylon jones#man bat#kirk langstrom#crossover#batstuck
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i hate him
#spooky month#spooky month fanart#spookymonth#spooky month streber#i want this guy DEAD#not really i love him a lot but his hair is a nightmare to draw#this is like. a bunch of my headcanons plasted over him#gonna ramble a bit bout him.. as a treat#i think he always smells like oil#like#i dont know shit bout engeneering so im prob wrong but they must use oil right to make their scientific stuff#either smells like oil or like metal#NOT SURE IF I HC HIM AS TRANS i mean maybe... perhaps...#i do hc him as bigender tho idk i feel like it fits#probably has tatoos somwehre.. might draw...#SUPER TIDY like will see a sock in the floor AND GRAB ALL THE SCARE ACTORS AND ASK ONE BY ONE WHOS SOCK IS THAT#mm yeah#anyways#i cant think properly byeee#bats cant draw!
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Mixing the Boros Lives!AU with the Shitty Teen Squad. The result is Boros watching whatever chaos the three are doing in the streets from the apartment, sipping on some hot cocoa.
Saitama asked him to watch the three and watch them he did.
May or may not join in on the chaos because why not?
#Opm#one punch man#Boros#Lord boros#Au#Headcanons#Genos#Demon cyborg#Garou#Human monster#Hero hunter#Badd#Metal bat#Kinzoku bat#Saitama#caped baldy
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I canât believe you can unlock Rouge and Metal Sonic for pride month.
Truly a win for the theys and gays.
#sonic the hedgehog#sth#rouge the bat#metal sonic#sonic speed simulator#pride month#I personally headcanon rouge as bi#and metal as non-binary#either way they are not cishet
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Headcanon: Badd snorts like a pig while laughing. Garou adores it
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Felt bored, so I guess first ever post here that's not a reblog I guess
#sonic the hedgehog#sonic au#gacha club#sonic headcanons#miles tails prower#shard the metal sonic#organic metal sonic#organic tails doll#organic metal knux#shadow the hedgehog#rouge the bat#mephiles the dark#manic the hedgehog
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Taking you out on a date ||| Genos, Garou, Metal bat
Appreciation post for the teen trio of opm đ¤
She/her pronouns used!
Requests are open anytime <3
Genos
âI apologize, I must have disappointed you.â
Poor boy literally spent DAYS analyzing your likes and dislikes in order to take you out to the perfect date, as you both made plans to go out on the weekend.
He spent so much time trying to sort out potential places to go that he ended up with nothing on the day you both wanted to go out.
He stood there, in front of your door about to pick you up, with the guiltiest expression on his face. (Well as guilty as a cyborg can look, ykwim)
says sorry for about 100 times before he shuts his mouth. You literally have to stop him mid sentence for his explanations to end.
âITâS OKAY- you could have just asked me where i want to go instead of making it so hard for you. I like Aquariums, why donât we go there?â
âOh.â
Feels like the most stupid (person) in the world at that moment. Had he known it was this easy, he probably wouldnât have gone through such lengths. (He would have. Cuz boy doesnât realize that heâs in love with you.)
Usually Genos is pretty blunt and forward, i guess thatâs why trying to come up with something was so hard for him. For the first time, trying to ask you directly didnt cross his mind, as he wanted to make you happy all by himself.
You both spent the rest of the day at the aquarium, with you admiring the sea animals, and him admiring you. He realized after a while that his gaze was stuck on you, and definitely made a mental note to ask dr. Kuseno if there was something wrong in his system.
EVERY TIME YOU MENTIONED THAT AN ANIMAL LOOKED CUTE, HE PAMPERED YOU WITH INFORMATION ON THAT SPECIFIC ANIMAL.
Like the tension would be all romantic, youâd be looking at glowing jellyfish, and heâd be staring at you, smiling a tinsy bit. Then youâd say something like âlook Genos! That jellyfish looks so cute!â And the next second, Genos would turn into a search engine.
âThatâs an Aequorea victoria, also sometimes called the crystal jelly. Itâs a bioluminescent hydrozoan jellyfish, or hydromedusa. It can be found off the west coast of North America. The species is best known as the source of aequorin, and green fluorescent protein-â
âOkay- thats enough genos.â
All in all, it would be a pretty fun date! Genos would end the day by saying âI really enjoyed going out with you, Y/N-san. Next time I will take you out to someplace even better. No mistakes allowed.â
Garou
âWhat are you looking at? Donât you like it?â
Guy heard âletâs go on a date!â And rolled with it.
Though his idea of a âdateâ might look a bit different.
100 percent took advantage of it when you said âletâs go somewhere you likeâ
So of course yâall ended up in an all you can eat buffet.
And he wonât be paying for it đ (the fee might look a âbitâ expensive, make sure you take a good amount of money with you)
Chugs down a plate after the other, so at least the money isnât wasted.
Once he sees your kind of upset face, he stops taking bites of that real good steak and looks at you confused.
You were happy to spend time with him, you really were, But this just wasnât what you thought it out to be. Of course you expected it to be at least a LITTLE romantic, even though he wasnât your boyfriend yet, nor did he know that you liked him.
But sorry to disappoint you, romance is a foreign word for this oblivious man.
If you tell him how you feel about the date though, heâll give you the widest smirk âyouâre happy to spend time with me?â Completely ignoring everything else you said
Once yâall are done eating, heâll make sure to walk you home, if youâre cold heâll even hold you. So thatâs at least something ?
You have to be REALLY forward and blunt with him, or else all heâll do is tease you.
If you really wanna make him blush just straight up hold his hand, he wonât do nun. Yelling at you or hurting you is an absolute no for him.
Metal bat
âMy sister suggested this place, ya like it?â
Metal bat pretty much has all the knowledge he needs when it comes to girls, as he has to take out and hang out with his little sister a lot.
Most of the time itâs shopping malls where his sister drags him from shop to shop for hours.
So like once they were both shopping for a cute little bag because Zenko had won a piano competition and big brother was proud asf đ¤ and ofc she had realized that heâd be mentioning this one girl from time to time.
âBig bro, why donât you just take her out on a date?â
But like, weâre talking about a little kid here, so her advice may not be as fitting đ she literally only gave him tips on where SHE would like to go.
âIf I were her Iâd love to be taken to an amusement park, and then he should win me a big unicorn plushy !â
But Metal bat loves his sister more than anything, AND he has 2 brain cells so ofc heâd listen to her, thinking itâd be the best date idea.
A couple days later (he especially took a day off from work for you and told the HQ that they shouldnt call him even if thereâs an emergency) he takes you out saying itâs a âsurpriseâ, but once you both stand in front of the amusement park, your reaction isnât quite what he expected.
It was an kids amusement park. ALL of the rides were fit in for children.
You were happy of course, but metal bat expected you to be fawning over him by now. (Thatâs what zenko at least told him. Quoting âsheâll be head over heels once you both arrive big brother!â)
âWhy are we at an kids amusement park ?â
âMy sister recommended itâ
ââŚâ
ââŚâ
âMakes sense.â
Well you both already got tickets so all you could do was make the best out of it.
At least the food was good! Metal bat bought you candied apples, chocolate strawberries, cotton candy, everything you laid your eyes on.
And he got you lots of plushies, like, LOTS of plushies.
The kids there did recognize Him tho, so it took a while to get away from the crowd of children wanting autographs and photos.
Metal bat ends up feeling like he ruined your date, so you can see him being kinda upset, after cheering him up though, you both promise to go to a place that both of you could enjoy next time.
He literally has to hold himself back not to spit out the words âi love youâ cuz you looked so adorable on that day. (Especially eating the cotton candy)
#one punch man#garou opm#opm genos#opm x reader#headcanons#opm headcanons#metal bat#metal bat x reader#garou#opm#genos x reader#saitama#garou x reader#garou the hero hunter#one punch man garou#genos one punch man#genos x y/n#genos âs/o#garou x y/n#metal bat x y/n#opm trio
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Yo, yo, yo, sweet beans, have some more outrageously silly Vegeta/Kakavege headcanons:
It's a đŻ stone-cold FACT that Vegeta is pretty much the world's biggest Meat Loaf fan. You cannot debate me on this, it's just fundamental to the fabric of reality that the first time he heard "Bat Out of Hell," it blew his whole entire goddamn MIND into another plane of existence.
He made Bulma buy him a leather jacket for "REASONS, OKAY?! DON'T QUESTION ME, WOMAN!!!" He doesn't wear it, like, out, though. It's in the category of "ceremonial armor," sort of.
Vegeta. DOES NOT. SING.
UNLESS he is TRASHED. Like, "It's over 9000!" level wasted. In which case he will absolutely stun the fuck outta everyone, because he goes Super-Saiyan on the power slide. He came here to đ¤ROCKđ¤, goddammit, and he takes that shit just as seriously as combat. He's not gonna half-ass it.
Goku witnesses this at some point when they're off-world together, and is like, "OMG, THAT SONG FUCKS SO HARD, HOLY FUCK, AND THE â¨SHOWMANSHIPâ¨, MY FUCKING GOOOODDDDD!!!"
Vegeta dies a bazillion deaths when he sobers up in the morning and realizes that Goku is now his #1 fan.
Goku does kinda drop it, because he's a good friend.
But he secretly DOESN'T drop it, because he's a good friend. And there are SO MANY MEAT LOAF SONGS that are DUETS. WHO'S GONNA BACK VEGETA UP ON "PARADISE BY THE DASHBOARD LIGHT?!" MOTHAFUCKIN' SON GOKU, THAT'S WHO!!! And you KNOW he's got the lung capacity and the passion to hit those fuckin' notes, fam!!!
And that, honeybees, is how some denizens of an off-world karaoke bar got to enjoy Round 2 of a pair of absolutely shit-hammered Saiyans bellowing out a nuclear onslaught of early heavy metal ballads with their whole goddamn chests.
You're welcome. đ
#headcanon#headcanonically#fanfic idea#lol#silly#dragon ball universe#dragon ball z#vegeta#goku#kakavege#heavy metal#meat loaf#bat out of hell#mind blown#life changing#hidden talent#karaoke#drunken master#sort of#it's over 9000#he came here to rock#going super saiyan#power slide#showmanship#son goku to the rescue#i got your back#time for a duet#belt it out#these two idiots#i fucking love them
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Me Gustas Tu trend from their POV
Featuring:
⢠Saitama ⢠Genos ⢠Speed-o'-Sound Sonic ⢠Garou ⢠Metal Bat ⢠Amai Mask ⢠Flashy Flash ⢠Zombieman ⢠King
A/N: Happy birthday to me!𼳠(if you're reading this on the 26th of October, that is)
This is "something special" I was talking about :D
I wanted to upload OPM smau on this week too, but unfortunately, I didn't have enough time and energy to do sođĽ˛đĽ˛đĽ˛
I've recently run into "Me Gustas Tu" song and got inspired to make a trend that was popular a while ago, but with the OPM men. And yeah, it'll be quite short, but cute (at least I hope so)đđ
Basically, the point is to ask a few questions to the person you love (what they like), and then to their answer add "I love you". For example, "You love to feed stray cats" â "I love you".
But in my version, it's like their thoughts about you. Ah, you will see what I mean!!!
(Oh, and also, please let me know if this format of posts works okay because I plan to make headcanons like this (gif with OPM man â> hcs))
Thanks for all the likes, comments, reblogs and following me! I really appreciate your feedback and support, guys!đĽ°đŤś
You can check my masterlist too see more of my other works.
Prepare for possible OOC!
(Sorry if there are any mistakes!)
And, most importantly, enjoy!!!
You love to cuddle while watching TV
I love you
You love to hold my hand when we're grocery shopping
I love you
You love to read manga together with tea and cookies
I love you
You love having hot pot that I cooked for dinner
I love you
You love it when Genos and King come to our home
I love you
You love to make jokes about my baldness hair
I love you
You love to watch me fighting monsters
I love you
You love to wrap yourself around me to keep yourself warm
I love you
You love cleaning up together
I love you
You love cozy evenings with my master and me
I love you
You love listening to me
I love you
You love being called a princess
I love you
You love receiving flowers from me
I love you
You love having picnics on the fields
I love you
You love to watch me train, showing you off my tricks
I love you
You love watching sunset together
I love you
You love cupping my cheeks
I love you
You love to come up with new hairstyles for me
I love you
You love intertwining our pinkies while walking together
I love you
You love resting your head on my chest
I love you
You love cooking for me
I love you
You love it when I ruffle your hair
I love you
You love sharing deep thoughts with each other late at night
I love you
You love suddenly pecking my lips
I love you
You love playing with Tama
I love you
You love going out with me and Zenko
I love you
You love swinging my bat, imagining you're a baseball player
I love you
You love being the little spoon
I love you
You love gently kissing my forehead after patching me up
I love you
You love wearing my jacket when you're cold
I love you
You love trying out new outfits with me
I love you
You love gossiping with a glass of wine late Friday evenings
I love you
You love spenging time together in my dressing room
I love you
You love romantic dinners with scented candles
I love you
You love slow dancing together to the music
I love you
You love to sing along my songs in the car
I love you
You love taking bubble baths together
I love you
You love doing skin care routine together
I love you
You love brushing my hair
I love you
You love telling me silly jokes
I love you
You love being carried in bridal style
I love you
You love going to the cinemas together
I love you
You love exploring new cafes together
I love you
You love taking walks in the park
I love you
You love puttig my hand on your forehead when you're hot
I love you
You love it when I kiss your hand
I love you
You love drinking milkshakes with ice cream together
I love you
You love making me smile
I love you
You love playing videogames together
I love you
You love sending memes to each other
I love you
You love anime marathons on the weekends
I love you
You love stealing my hoodies
I love you
You love chilling with me and Saitama
I love you
You love riding bicycles together
I love you
#opm#one punch man#opm headcanons#opm x reader#saitama x reader#genos x reader#sonic x reader#speed-o'-sound sonic x reader#garou x reader#metal bat x reader#amai mask x reader#sweet mask x reader#flashy flash x reader#zombieman x reader#king x reader#saitama#genos#speed-o'-sound sonic#sonic opm#garou#metal bat#sweet mask#amai mask#flashy flash#zombieman#king opm
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Their favorite winter activity to do with their darling
Garou:Â
Doesn't really like the cold but will tough it out for his darling.Â
That being said this is one of the few times they can drag him around since it's usually the other way around most of the time. (And it's only after they prove that it's not some type of plan to get away.)Â
Whatever they are doing he still keeps others away.Â
From visiting festivals to simply walking around in the snow he's up for it as long as it makes his darling happy.Â
But that won't stop him from giving examples every now and again just to make sure they don't try something.Â
  Metal Bat:Â
He does whatever his sister and his darling want to do.Â
It does warm his heart to see his darling and sister get along, however if his darling starts to act out, he will put his foot down and cut their fun short.Â
So as long as his darling doesn't try anything then they will have a fun winter.Â
He truly wants them to have a fun time given that he doesn't get many chances to be around them both.Â
So, it's best for his darling to just enjoy any winter activity they pick.Â
  Speed-o-Sound Sonic:Â
He doesn't like a lot of winter activity seeing them as pointless but there are a few things he does do with his darling.Â
Walking around looking at lights, watching the snowfall and other things like this.Â
Calm activities that aren't a pain and don't have to deal with others too much.Â
Of course, if his darling starts to act out then they won't be allowed to enjoy the winter at all.Â
So, if they play their cards right the winter can be quite fun and relaxing, almost normal. Â
#yandere#one punch man headcanons#yandere one punch man#one punch man#yandere garou#garou the human monster#Garou#yandere metal bat#one punch man metal bat#metal bat#yandere speed o sound sonic#speed o sound sonic#winter 2022
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I'd like to think that when Metal Bat was a kid he was like Ichita from chapter 11 of Gohan no Otomo.
Edit: this is what I mean
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