#metal bat headcanons

[bxd-decisions]

◈ CUDDLES ⸻ ONE PUNCH MAN

◈ SYNOPSIS︙ How they cuddle you :)

◈ PAIRING︙ Garou x reader, Metal Bat x reader

◈ GENRE︙ Fluff, headcanons

◈ WARNINGS︙ NONE!

◈ AUTHORS NOTE︙ Reposting old work :)

REBLOGS AND FEEDBACK APPRECIATED

◈ GAROU ◈

This…tsundere of a man. He is the most difficult person to cuddle, EVER. 

Garou likes to act as if he is doing YOU a favor by holding you, when in reality, he is hiding the fact that he also craves some sort of physical contact… nonviolent… physical contact.

He is your personal heater, his body is so damn warm and so comfortable, it's addicting to say the least.

The best place to rest your head is on those tig ol' biddies of his, it's nice to listen to his heartbeat, sometimes it's beating a bit faster than usual because you're around.

Garou will act all annoyed and mutter out loads of curses, but eventually he will decide to swallow his pride and wrap his arms around you, well the… welcome to heaven. 

His embrace is so gentle, yet so protective, he will sometimes let his fingers run through your hair to let you fall asleep. 

Maybe… just maybe you will see the slightest smile on his face, as he enjoys the proximity between the two of you, just don't say anything about it.

10000000000000/10 because I'm biased towards Garou.

◈ METAL BAT ◈

He's a teddy bear!! He absolutely loves to cuddle you. His embrace is always so nice and warm… and soft!

He loves to play with your hair, and he loves it if you nuzzle your face into his chest.

Another thing he loves is when you're the little spoon, his little spoon, he holds you so gently, like he is touching a porcelain doll. 

He loves to have his cat join in with the cuddles.

Badd loves to whisper sweet nothings into your ear as he gently plays with your hair, it's his way of showing you how much he loves you.

Expect lots of forehead kisses, and he definitely covers you with a blanket, he likes to take care of you.

10/10. HE IS A TEDDY BEAR!

TAGS: @tokyometronetwork @garous-nipple @frimpfuck

[itsthatmff]

helllooo, can you write boyfriends headcanons with other men like flashy flash and amai mask please? ~

IM FINALLY BACK WITH MORE HEADCANONS! writing for these was so hard- it was my first time doing amai mask too- I hope they turned out well 😩

Please keep the requests incoming I’ll try to work through them! I’m sorry for taking so long and Thank you so much for the patience.

Boyfriend Headcanons on OPM men Pt. 2

Fem!reader

Included: Flashy flash, Amai mask, Saitama, Zombie man

Flashy Flash

Having him as a boyfriend sure isn’t for the weak

He’s definetly the leader of the sassy man apocalypse

He takes his night routine SERIOUSLY like you will have a 20 step hair routine and a spa session

He gives great hair care tips though

Lets you braid his hair when you’re bored or does your hair when you’re tired

Gossiping with him is super fun

When he’s annoyed or jealous he scoffs a lot

Tiny bit reluctant over physical affection but his hugs and kisses feel so gentle, you could melt into them.

He goes all out when you’re on your period, like he knows exactly what you need and what to do.

Gifts you hairclips on random occasions !

Doesn’t like you touching his katana cuz he’s worried you’ll hurt yourself.

You get the best dates with him because he knows the best spots, prefers staying at home with you though in case one of his opps are after him.

He does bicker with you from time to time because he knows you too well and can’t be bothered to deal with your overdramatic ass

"Yeah fine we get it you’re just angry because you’re craving some desserts. Stop whining and lets go get it.“

Amai Mask

Might seem like a narcissistic and selfish bastard at first but he really just has issues

As a boyfriend he might not be able to spend much time with you since he is a hero AND a celebrity with a filled schedule

Makes sure to spoil you rotten tho

You get expensive gifts from him on a weekly basis and he takes you out to the best restaurants

He has to be very discreet with your relationship since it could cause him a bad reputation and backlash from the media

Whenever he’s overwhelmed or had a bad day he seeks comfort in your embraces

Feels like you’re the only one who understands him

Genuinely opens up to you and shows you his vulnerable side from time to time

He gets VERY jealous like he better not catch you admiring some other hero

At first he’d laugh it off not wanting to believe such a thing but slowly the jealousy would start creeping up

“You’re mine understood?”

Is just scared of u leaving him

He calls to tell you there’s a new magazine out that features him and wants you to buy it.

Thinks you’re his biggest supporter and likes to brag about you.

Saitama

Dates consist of gaming or getting deals at different supermarkets

I can totally imagine that he’s willing to try some new things at the convenience store with you and do taste tests.

Never rates the food a 10/10 cuz he thinks Genos could do it better.

YES sometimes Genos DOES make dinner dates for you two, he goes all out making a 5 star dinner for his sensei and his girlfriend.

Saitama secretly loves it when you come and sit on his lap as he watches tv.

He may not look like it but he really notices the small details, like he’ll ask if you put on different perfume or shampoo. Does it so sleek too.

He’d lean in to your neck and WHISPER INTO YOUR EAR

"Hm..you smell so good, got a new perfume?“

This guy just knows how to get you flustered

Is very nonchalant about most things, doesn’t really get jealous. (Unless you’re being overly nice to someone that has like really good hair)

“Yo genos. How much do you think a hair transplant costs?”

“Why are you asking sensei?”

“No reason really..” as he GLARES at the guy you’re talking to.

Doesn’t call you often, more like he randomly texts you what he’s doing and if your schedule matches his you both hangout.

Wants to climb up the ranks in order to impress you and loves to tell you about his day when he gets home.

Gets the most expressive around you.

He kicks out Genos when you two need your private time.

Gives the best piggy back rides.

Zombieman

Hands down the best boyfriend out there

He’s so chill about everything

Likes to take you everywhere with him, especially on shooting ranges, coffee shops or jazz bars

Respects your boundaries a lot, if you don’t like the smoke from his cigarettes he’ll try not to smoke around you, if you’re a smoker yourself he always looks forward to smoke some with you.

You both have a very casual relationship, there’s no awkwardness at all nor the cheesiness and pampering

That also includes physical affection. Cuddling on the couch or holding hands seems natural to you.

As nihilistic as he is, he can’t hide whenever he’s jealous.

“Was it fun chatting to that human?” He’d ask whilst pressing down the last remaining of his cigarette onto the whiskey glass. He wasn’t upset, more like curious of what you saw in another man.

Only calls you in the evenings after he walks you home. Likes to hear your voice before he goes to sleep.

He loves to get you roses

Asks childish emperor for advice on what to get you. Doesn’t even realise himself that he slips in your name in every conversation.

Is the kind of boyfriend that is happy enough to just watch you from afar.

Never ever gets aggressive with you. In fact you’ve never seen him angry.

Likes to polish his guns while you sit on his lap.

[sadsnek]

I think one of the funniest things in the sonic fandom is that the characters debut anniversary is treated as their birthday/vise versa almost impling that there birthdays take place at some point during that game.

June 23 1991

Eggman posting on social media: for my birthday I get to try out my brand new drill tank!

Sonic replying to eggman on social media: for my birthday I got to fuck up his brand new drill tank.

September 23 1993

Amy hiding behind a bush: for my birthday Im going to meet my hero sonic the hedgehog.

Metal hiding behind Amy: and for my birthday I'm going to fucking get you.

June 19 2001

Rouge: happy birthday handsome.

Shadow: thanks I guess?

Rouge: well are you going to say it back?

Shadow: no.

Rouge: the fuck you mean NO!?

Shadow: I just feel like breaking out of prison and trying to sanitize all life on the planet is what I want to think about right now.

September 13 2007

The queen: so princess it's your birthday did you have any plans?

Blaze: oh it's my birthday? no mother I forgot all about that.

The queen: anyway the universe is collapsing into a parallel dimension and will probably kill us all in the next 48 hours you should do your job now.

January 5 2003

Omaga: what the fuck man! egg man made me to kill and destroy I love killing and destroying and what does he have me DO! Guard duty he puts me on guard duty during my birthday >:(

[nagichi-boop]

Sonic Disability Headcanons

This’ll be kinda long cuz I want to cover as many characters as possible and I want to include both mental and physical disorders. Spoilers but I made everyone neurodivergent.

Sonic — adhd, Tourettes; chondromalacia patella, chronic migraines (post Frontiers), narcolepsy type 2

Tails — autism, anxiety, cptsd, ocd, morsicatio buccarum (cheek biting); chronic migraines, arthritis (mostly in wrists)

Knuckles — autism, adhd; cfs/me (when away from Master Emerald)

Amy Rose — adhd, bpd; near-sightedness

Shadow — autism, ptsd, cptsd, bpd; unspecified chronic pain (caused by chaos energy, mostly affects knees), cfs/me, chronic migraines, insomnia

Rouge — autism; fibromyalgia, pcos, ibs

Omega — autism

Silver — autism, adhd, anxiety, schizophrenia, chronic motor tic disorder; asthma, pots, eds, fibromyalgia, insomnia

Blaze — autism, ocd, depression, trichotillomania (hair pulling); endometriosis, ibs, lactose intolerance

Cream — autism, anxiety, ptsd; celiac disease, epilepsy

Espio — autism, ocd, ptsd, dpdr; chronic migraines

Vector — autism, adhd; ankylosing spondylitis

Charmy Bee — adhd, dyslexia, dyspraxia, Tourettes; hard of hearing, asthma

Metal Sonic — autism, npd

Sticks — autism, adhd, schizophrenia; eds

Whisper — autism, dyspraxia, depression, ptsd, cptsd; cfs/me, fnd

Tangle — adhd, dyslexia, ptsd; eds, arthritis

Surge — autism, adhd, cptsd, npd, aspd, dpdr; type 1 diabetes (hypoglycaemia), fibromyalgia

Kit — autism, anxiety, depression, dpd, Tourettes, stuttering/stammering; chronic migraines, pots, eds

(I may tweak this as I change my mind or adopt other people’s headcanons, but I wanted to have all my thoughts in one place.)

[suprababka]

Me Gustas Tu trend from their POV

Featuring:

• Saitama • Genos • Speed-o'-Sound Sonic • Garou • Metal Bat • Amai Mask • Flashy Flash • Zombieman • King

A/N: Happy birthday to me!🥳 (if you're reading this on the 26th of October, that is)

This is "something special" I was talking about :D

I wanted to upload OPM smau on this week too, but unfortunately, I didn't have enough time and energy to do so🥲🥲🥲

I've recently run into "Me Gustas Tu" song and got inspired to make a trend that was popular a while ago, but with the OPM men. And yeah, it'll be quite short, but cute (at least I hope so)👉👈

Basically, the point is to ask a few questions to the person you love (what they like), and then to their answer add "I love you". For example, "You love to feed stray cats" – "I love you".

But in my version, it's like their thoughts about you. Ah, you will see what I mean!!!

(Oh, and also, please let me know if this format of posts works okay because I plan to make headcanons like this (gif with OPM man –> hcs))

Thanks for all the likes, comments, reblogs and following me! I really appreciate your feedback and support, guys!🥰🫶

You can check my masterlist too see more of my other works.

Prepare for possible OOC!

(Sorry if there are any mistakes!)

And, most importantly, enjoy!!!

You love to cuddle while watching TV

I love you

You love to hold my hand when we're grocery shopping

I love you

You love to read manga together with tea and cookies

I love you

You love having hot pot that I cooked for dinner

I love you

You love it when Genos and King come to our home

I love you

You love to make jokes about my baldness hair

I love you

You love to watch me fighting monsters

I love you

You love to wrap yourself around me to keep yourself warm

I love you

You love cleaning up together

I love you

You love cozy evenings with my master and me

I love you

You love listening to me

I love you

You love being called a princess

I love you

You love receiving flowers from me

I love you

You love having picnics on the fields

I love you

You love to watch me train, showing you off my tricks

I love you

You love watching sunset together

I love you

You love cupping my cheeks

I love you

You love to come up with new hairstyles for me

I love you

You love intertwining our pinkies while walking together

I love you

You love resting your head on my chest

I love you

You love cooking for me

I love you

You love it when I ruffle your hair

I love you

You love sharing deep thoughts with each other late at night

I love you

You love suddenly pecking my lips

I love you

You love playing with Tama

I love you

You love going out with me and Zenko

I love you

You love swinging my bat, imagining you're a baseball player

I love you

You love being the little spoon

I love you

You love gently kissing my forehead after patching me up

I love you

You love wearing my jacket when you're cold

I love you

You love trying out new outfits with me

I love you

You love gossiping with a glass of wine late Friday evenings

I love you

You love spenging time together in my dressing room

I love you

You love romantic dinners with scented candles

I love you

You love slow dancing together to the music

I love you

You love to sing along my songs in the car

I love you

You love taking bubble baths together

I love you

You love doing skin care routine together

I love you

You love brushing my hair

I love you

You love telling me silly jokes

I love you

You love being carried in bridal style

I love you

You love going to the cinemas together

I love you

You love exploring new cafes together

I love you

You love taking walks in the park

I love you

You love puttig my hand on your forehead when you're hot

I love you

You love it when I kiss your hand

I love you

You love drinking milkshakes with ice cream together

I love you

You love making me smile

I love you

You love playing videogames together

I love you

You love sending memes to each other

I love you

You love anime marathons on the weekends

I love you

You love stealing my hoodies

I love you

You love chilling with me and Saitama

I love you

You love riding bicycles together

I love you

[maplethedarkshine]

More Sonic Headcanons to not let this account die

Sonic visits Soleana regularly but avoids Elise like a plague because he thinks she doesn’t remember him (she does) (partially)

Blaze sneezes fire

Amy excitedly buys Shadow Taylor Swift discs and yaps about her with him, he has stopped listening to Taylor Swift a long time ago but will never tell her

Sonic is lowkey obsessed with Christmas

Omega is still active by Silver’s time and is hunting down Eggman Nega to end Eggman’s bloodline, Silver doesn’t have the heart to tell him that Eggman Nega is already dead

Shadow technically doesn’t need to sleep or eat since he’s the ultimate life form but he still does it

Sonic is genuinely shit at gaming, he ragequits the first 5 minutes of every game he ever tries

Sage tries to treat Metal as her brother but he genuinely hates her

Shadow has a terrible memory, but like, TERRIBLE. Once he forgot Omega’s name, he almost killed him

Sonic sometimes looses his hearing for a couple of minutes when he goes too fast, Tails is concerned but can’t get Sonic to use earplugs

Rouge isn’t even all that interested on the master emerald anymore, she just uses it as an excuse to see Knuckles

First part

[maxilsmaster]

you know what? fuck you *asexuals your allos*

aka, sonic aspec headcanons

most of these are just things i’m pulling out of my ass but i’m determined to think of something for everyone

sonic: repulsed aroace. also trans man but that’s not aspec but it’s important to me so i’m including it anyway

eggman: averse aromantic, bisexual

tails: fraysexual (fem oriented), biromantic

knuckles: indifferent gray-aro (fem oriented), allosexual (hetero)

amy: favorable asexual cupioromantic (pan oriented)

metal sonic: indifferent ace demiromantic

espio: favorable demisexual (bi oriented) indifferent aromantic

vector: indifferent demiromantic (bi oriented), bisexual

charmy: varioromantic ace

mighty: indifferent grayaro/grayace

big: indifferent aroace

rouge: favorable aroace

shadow: agender repulsed aroace + aplatonic

cream: aroace

omega: agender

blaze: repulsed aroace

silver: indifferent cupiosexual, omniromantic

chip: beyond mortal gender/sexuality/romanticism

zavok: indifferent asexual, biromantic

zazz: indifferent aroace

zomom: repulsed asexual indifferent demiromantic

zik: favorable grayace, panromantic

zeena: repulsed aro, heterosexual

zor: repulsed aro indifferent ace

infinite: repulsed aroace

sage: indifferent quoisexual quoiromantic

let me know if i missed anyone lol, and feel free to add your own headcanons

[kapptto]

ah dam it, forgot to turn the homestuck-ifier off again

pt 1!

[yalibat]

i hate him

[takehisa-kunnn]

Headcanon: Badd snorts like a pig while laughing. Garou adores it

[matsaysyes]

I can’t believe you can unlock Rouge and Metal Sonic for pride month.

Truly a win for the theys and gays.

[itsthatmff]

Taking you out on a date ||| Genos, Garou, Metal bat

Appreciation post for the teen trio of opm 🤭

She/her pronouns used!

Requests are open anytime <3

Genos

“I apologize, I must have disappointed you.”

Poor boy literally spent DAYS analyzing your likes and dislikes in order to take you out to the perfect date, as you both made plans to go out on the weekend.

He spent so much time trying to sort out potential places to go that he ended up with nothing on the day you both wanted to go out.

He stood there, in front of your door about to pick you up, with the guiltiest expression on his face. (Well as guilty as a cyborg can look, ykwim)

says sorry for about 100 times before he shuts his mouth. You literally have to stop him mid sentence for his explanations to end.

“IT’S OKAY- you could have just asked me where i want to go instead of making it so hard for you. I like Aquariums, why don’t we go there?”

“Oh.”

Feels like the most stupid (person) in the world at that moment. Had he known it was this easy, he probably wouldn’t have gone through such lengths. (He would have. Cuz boy doesn’t realize that he’s in love with you.)

Usually Genos is pretty blunt and forward, i guess that’s why trying to come up with something was so hard for him. For the first time, trying to ask you directly didnt cross his mind, as he wanted to make you happy all by himself.

You both spent the rest of the day at the aquarium, with you admiring the sea animals, and him admiring you. He realized after a while that his gaze was stuck on you, and definitely made a mental note to ask dr. Kuseno if there was something wrong in his system.

EVERY TIME YOU MENTIONED THAT AN ANIMAL LOOKED CUTE, HE PAMPERED YOU WITH INFORMATION ON THAT SPECIFIC ANIMAL.

Like the tension would be all romantic, you’d be looking at glowing jellyfish, and he’d be staring at you, smiling a tinsy bit. Then you’d say something like “look Genos! That jellyfish looks so cute!” And the next second, Genos would turn into a search engine.

“That’s an Aequorea victoria, also sometimes called the crystal jelly. It’s a bioluminescent hydrozoan jellyfish, or hydromedusa. It can be found off the west coast of North America. The species is best known as the source of aequorin, and green fluorescent protein-“

“Okay- thats enough genos.”

All in all, it would be a pretty fun date! Genos would end the day by saying “I really enjoyed going out with you, Y/N-san. Next time I will take you out to someplace even better. No mistakes allowed.”

Garou

“What are you looking at? Don’t you like it?”

Guy heard “let’s go on a date!” And rolled with it.

Though his idea of a “date” might look a bit different.

100 percent took advantage of it when you said “let’s go somewhere you like”

So of course y’all ended up in an all you can eat buffet.

And he won’t be paying for it 💀 (the fee might look a “bit” expensive, make sure you take a good amount of money with you)

Chugs down a plate after the other, so at least the money isn’t wasted.

Once he sees your kind of upset face, he stops taking bites of that real good steak and looks at you confused.

You were happy to spend time with him, you really were, But this just wasn’t what you thought it out to be. Of course you expected it to be at least a LITTLE romantic, even though he wasn’t your boyfriend yet, nor did he know that you liked him.

But sorry to disappoint you, romance is a foreign word for this oblivious man.

If you tell him how you feel about the date though, he’ll give you the widest smirk “you’re happy to spend time with me?” Completely ignoring everything else you said

Once y’all are done eating, he’ll make sure to walk you home, if you’re cold he’ll even hold you. So that’s at least something ?

You have to be REALLY forward and blunt with him, or else all he’ll do is tease you.

If you really wanna make him blush just straight up hold his hand, he won’t do nun. Yelling at you or hurting you is an absolute no for him.

Metal bat

“My sister suggested this place, ya like it?”

Metal bat pretty much has all the knowledge he needs when it comes to girls, as he has to take out and hang out with his little sister a lot.

Most of the time it’s shopping malls where his sister drags him from shop to shop for hours.

So like once they were both shopping for a cute little bag because Zenko had won a piano competition and big brother was proud asf 🤭 and ofc she had realized that he’d be mentioning this one girl from time to time.

“Big bro, why don’t you just take her out on a date?”

But like, we’re talking about a little kid here, so her advice may not be as fitting 😭 she literally only gave him tips on where SHE would like to go.

“If I were her I’d love to be taken to an amusement park, and then he should win me a big unicorn plushy !”

But Metal bat loves his sister more than anything, AND he has 2 brain cells so ofc he’d listen to her, thinking it’d be the best date idea.

A couple days later (he especially took a day off from work for you and told the HQ that they shouldnt call him even if there’s an emergency) he takes you out saying it’s a “surprise”, but once you both stand in front of the amusement park, your reaction isn’t quite what he expected.

It was an kids amusement park. ALL of the rides were fit in for children.

You were happy of course, but metal bat expected you to be fawning over him by now. (That’s what zenko at least told him. Quoting “she’ll be head over heels once you both arrive big brother!”)

“Why are we at an kids amusement park ?”

“My sister recommended it”

“…”

“…”

“Makes sense.”

Well you both already got tickets so all you could do was make the best out of it.

At least the food was good! Metal bat bought you candied apples, chocolate strawberries, cotton candy, everything you laid your eyes on.

And he got you lots of plushies, like, LOTS of plushies.

The kids there did recognize Him tho, so it took a while to get away from the crowd of children wanting autographs and photos.

Metal bat ends up feeling like he ruined your date, so you can see him being kinda upset, after cheering him up though, you both promise to go to a place that both of you could enjoy next time.

He literally has to hold himself back not to spit out the words “i love you” cuz you looked so adorable on that day. (Especially eating the cotton candy)

[megaheathen]

Felt bored, so I guess first ever post here that's not a reblog I guess

[flannelepicurean]

Yo, yo, yo, sweet beans, have some more outrageously silly Vegeta/Kakavege headcanons:

It's a 💯 stone-cold FACT that Vegeta is pretty much the world's biggest Meat Loaf fan. You cannot debate me on this, it's just fundamental to the fabric of reality that the first time he heard "Bat Out of Hell," it blew his whole entire goddamn MIND into another plane of existence.

He made Bulma buy him a leather jacket for "REASONS, OKAY?! DON'T QUESTION ME, WOMAN!!!" He doesn't wear it, like, out, though. It's in the category of "ceremonial armor," sort of.

Vegeta. DOES NOT. SING.

UNLESS he is TRASHED. Like, "It's over 9000!" level wasted. In which case he will absolutely stun the fuck outta everyone, because he goes Super-Saiyan on the power slide. He came here to 🤘ROCK🤘, goddammit, and he takes that shit just as seriously as combat. He's not gonna half-ass it.

Goku witnesses this at some point when they're off-world together, and is like, "OMG, THAT SONG FUCKS SO HARD, HOLY FUCK, AND THE ✨SHOWMANSHIP✨, MY FUCKING GOOOODDDDD!!!"

Vegeta dies a bazillion deaths when he sobers up in the morning and realizes that Goku is now his #1 fan.

Goku does kinda drop it, because he's a good friend.

But he secretly DOESN'T drop it, because he's a good friend. And there are SO MANY MEAT LOAF SONGS that are DUETS. WHO'S GONNA BACK VEGETA UP ON "PARADISE BY THE DASHBOARD LIGHT?!" MOTHAFUCKIN' SON GOKU, THAT'S WHO!!! And you KNOW he's got the lung capacity and the passion to hit those fuckin' notes, fam!!!

And that, honeybees, is how some denizens of an off-world karaoke bar got to enjoy Round 2 of a pair of absolutely shit-hammered Saiyans bellowing out a nuclear onslaught of early heavy metal ballads with their whole goddamn chests.

You're welcome. 😂

[suprababka]

Hey there!👋

Welcome to my masterlist! Here you can see some of my works. For now, I write only for One-Punch Man (text messages and headcanons).

Characters I write for:

Saitama Genos Speed-o'-Sound Sonic Garou Metal Bat Amai Mask Flashy Flash Zombieman King

Please remember that the order of my posts isn't chronological.

It means that the scenarios below I publish based on my preference. In addition, it's not a final list, so new scenarios will appear.

Have any requests? Please be welcome to write me! If I accept your suggestion, I will add it to the scenarios list and publish it as an answer to your message (when it'll be done of course). Requested publications are my top priority!🙌 But please be patient since it takes time for me to make these posts! If I don't accept your idea, then I will let you know and name the reason (but please consider that I for sure won't take any requests regarding crimes, drug usage, cheating and other stuff like that).

Enjoy!

Scenarios for texts:

Calling them "bro" [+ requested]

Texting them "She is busy"

Flirting with them from a different number

Gaslighting them

Ghosting them

Texting them "I love you"

Pranking them with song lyrics

Sending them nudes in the middle of day🔞 [+ requested]

Asking them ass or tits🔞

Abruptly canceling your date with them

When they’re missing you

When you’re feeling ugly

Sweet morning texts from them [+ requested]

Asking them "1 million dollars & the prettiest girl in the world or me?"

Asking them "Do you love me because I’m beautiful or I’m beautiful because you love me?"

They change their contact name in your phone

Asking them if they jerked off while thinking of you🔞

Texting them with only emojis

When you’re jealous

When he’s jealous

Random texts with them

Calling them different ridiculous pet names

When they try to prank you

Arguments with them [+ requested]

Making up after the argument with them

When they change their contact name on your phone

When the Internet connection fails you

When they babysit your pets and send you pics of them

When you don't say back "I love you"

Sending them edited photos of them

Texting them "That guy is hot" [requested]

Texting them "Sorry, we can’t tonight, I just got my period" [requested]

Sending them pics of you in a sexy swimsuit/dress and telling them it's for hanging out with your friends🔞 [requested]

Telling them you’re pregnant as a prank [requested]

Telling them you’re horny🔞 [requested]

Telling them you can’t walk because of the night before [requested]

Asking them the amount of likes needed for them to buy a Darry Ring for you [requested]

Buying Hello Kitty matching pajama pants for both of you [requested]

Pranking them with opening your OnlyFans account🔞 [requested]

Talking about your future family with them [requested]

Telling them a monster hurt you [requested]

Asking them "Would you still love me if I was a worm?" [requested]

Telling them how much you love and appreciate them [requested]

When they’re jealous because you spend more time with your friends instead of them [requested]

Breaking up with them as a prank [requested]

When you surprise them with a gift as an apology [requested]

Calling them daddy🔞 [requested]

When you tease them in public to rile them up🔞 [requested]

Telling them that your parents want to meet them [requested]

When they turn into a cat [requested]

Asking them a weird question [requested]

Accidentally butt-dialing them while singing about their good looks [requested]

Drunk texting them [requested]

Their reaction you writing/reading fanfiction about them [requested]

When you accidentally break their stuff [requested]

Choosing a pet with them [requested]

Messages from their acquaintances [requested]

Ye Olde English prank [requested]

Texting them when you're with child [requested]

Asking them for reassurance [requested]

Telling them a wild secret as a prank [requested]

Asking them what would they do: sacrifice you or the world [requested]

When your ex won't leave you alone [requested]

Scenarios for headcanons:

General relationship headcanons

When they’re jealous

When they have a crush

How they confessed to their s/o

How you first met & how they asked you out on a first date (part 1, part 2, part 3)

Arguments with them

Morning after with them

Fluff moments with them

How they comfort their s/o

How they would propose to their s/o

Cuddling & hugs with them [+ requested]

How they kiss their s/o

When their s/o get injured

When they get injured

What they look for in their s/o

When they’re sick

When their s/o is sick

Their motto in your relationship

First date with them

First time with them🔞 [+ requested]

General NSFW headcanons🔞 [+ requested]

Who fell first and who fell harder

How they call their s/o

Their insecurities in your relationship

What they usually say to their s/o in the relationship

When you use safe word🔞 [+ requested]

What they usually say to their s/o in bed🔞

How they grieve over their s/o's death

Their last thoughts before their death

Me Gustas Tu trend from their POV

How they hold your hand during sex🔞 [+ requested]

Waking them up with giving them a head🔞 [requested]

When you're an aspiring hero and they observe you [requested]

"You're everything I could ever wish for" (Zombieman x Reader)

I believe in OPM men's supremacy

How OPM men react to you, asking them about how babies are made Vs when your kid asks them this question

Learning how to confess to your crush and deal with the consequences with OPM men

[honestlyautomaticchaos]

I'd like to think that when Metal Bat was a kid he was like Ichita from chapter 11 of Gohan no Otomo.

Edit: this is what I mean