#my translation attempts

[faceless-dude]

🥹

(And august scribble to match the collection phpjphphp)

[faceless-dude]

The first one was so iconic that we used it as our legendary local meme x)

"The enemy should be f#cked"

"...in all senses"

HOW DOES THIS

TURN INTO THIS??????

like @ whoever the fuck made this decision why. why change the outfit if you KNOW it wouldve been iconic. girl scout khun right. RISE UP TUMBLR RISE UP.

[cathianemelian]

I don't make the rules

[bubblingsteam]

[ladybugkisses]

heard the next Lackadaisy mini episode will feature these two gal pals! !! ✨ 100% real NOT fake information at all

[insomniackel]

This is such a cute moment when i was vodwatching <3

context: YD interpreted what Hugo mistranslation was to be a confession of love and said she had a husband and Hugo said no no i actually have a girlfriend so now YD is asking how did they meet

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YD: "How did you get in a relationship with your girlfriend?" (or "where did you meet your girlfriend")

Hugo: umm uhh- We know each other from school

(YD squeals and Hugo laughs at her reaction)

Hugo: where did you meet your husband?

YD: A friend of mine was friends with a friend of my husband, they are best friends so they cupid the two of us, they connected us

Hugo: Do you have a child?

YD: No, I don't have children but I have two puppies

Hugo with a higher pitched voice: Oh doggy!!

YD in english and high pitched voice: Very very cutie! My dog very very cutie!

[xehanortsreport]

a commission for @king-of-heartless ! being given free rein to just drawn ansem was used as an excuse to draw something i've really wanted to for a while - a little get together with some color music heartless!

this was delightful to work on, and i'm thankful for the patronage~

[pouletpourri]

bird things make a return

[ahalliance]

antoine + étoiles insane moments for ur consideration :] @etoilesbienne @icockeatpanda @jahanmp4

eng transcript below:

[Video Transcript:

(First clip plays.)

Antoine: Look at what’s written in the heart, dude.

Etoiles: Holy shit, it’s you and me, dude!

Antoine: Oh yeah, A + E, dude

(overlapping) Etoiles: Antoine and Etoiles. Dude, holy shiiiit

Etoiles: Hey all that is destiny, dude

Antoine: I’m the one who did it in the hopes of stumbling across it on Geoguessr one day

Etoiles: Fuck, and after all these years you’ve finally realised your objective

Antoine: And yeah, dude….

Etoiles: peepoShy, as we say

(Second clip plays.)

Etoiles: Where are you, Antoine?

Antoine: I’m on— I’m on the blue level of the TDM (Tour de Merde)

Etoiles: Where are you, darling? I’m coming

Antoine: The blue level of the TDM

Florence: No but he’s horny, Rayou, tonight

Bagz: But Rayou— he arrived— he arrived (to the stream) saying, “I’m exhausted’, and he’s really in shape!

Antoine: He just wants to fuck, Rayou, tonight. He wants to fuck so badly tonight

Etoiles: But I said ‘darling’!

(overlapping) Bagz: In ‘Just Fucking’ (as a Twitch stream category)

Etoiles: No but I hate you all, bro

(Third clip plays.)

Antoine: I want to vape but I can’t

Etoiles: Vape my ass, dude

Antoine: Wow, what the fuck? What—

(Fourth clip plays.)

Etoiles: Well I don’t know what my favourite party is, is it the one where we played the capitals game? Or—

Antoine: Or the one where I sucked you off? Oh, no, sorry. No, you were saying? Yeah

Etoiles: That one— that one was crazy

(overlapping) Antoine: Sorry, my bad

(Fifth clip plays.)

Etoiles: Antoine I just looked at the camera, you’re incredibly handsome, dude

Antoine: Really?

Etoiles: Yeah. You have a cool look about you

Zerator: You mean, as opposed to normal?

Etoiles: Yeah, because usually you’re disgusting but here, honestly… I find you very fuckable tonight

Antoine: Well, thanks so much dude

(Sixth clip plays.)

Etoiles: Me, I’ve never cried. The only time I’ve had water on my face is when I’ve showered

Antoine: When I performed a facial on you too, no?

Florence: Oh nooooo. No but I respect it, you guys do what you want

Etoiles: Actually it’s not water it’s sperm

Antoine: In sperm there’s water, dude

(Cuts to a later portion of the same stream.)

Etoiles: Y’know you’re only gross with me, with your other friends you don’t make jokes like that

Antoine: That’s true. I don’t know why I’m like this with you. Maybe I should be asking myself questions, bro. I don’t know!

end Video Transcript.]

[faceless-dude]

Urgent!

*adress*

Tomorrow i need 1-2 workers to clean bathroom.

I'll pay 10k for everything, work is easy

Monster Cells

This is what really happened.

[riseandfallofsecunit]

Murderbot collects swear words

[faceless-dude]

I wonder if he cosplays opm ninjas one day, he's perfect for this role 🤣🤌

Orig

[imutrt]

Ghost can, and will, smack a few heads if he needs to.

He does this to the newbies and recruits, a slap on the back of their heads when their nonsense gets out of order. He believes a good brain rattle serves them good. It would remind them of who they are, who they enlisted themselves to be.

He does the same thing on the field. Just...less gentle in force.

The LT is a big man with burly arms, capable of throwing things around like they weight less than they actually do. And he does. Countless times he's smashed an opponent's head through the nearest available surface, in combat, interrogation, where and whenever it was needed to be done. Ghost does believe in physical discipline, it helps to move shit along quickly and efficiently.

It only becomes a problem when friendly little shits that Price has bribed made friends with on the streets of their target location starts doing it too.

" You put your brother head first into a fucking brick wall."

" Mhm."

Que Johnny, more amused than worried. " Wha' do you have to say abou' tha', lass?"

" He's fine! He's been through worse!"

" It does not matter! Stop hitting your brother!"

Now, he understands that these kids have lived a rough live, so being gentle is understandably the lesser part of their nature. He can't re-teach them the ways of living, but what he can do is show them how to make the best out of what they have. Slamming friendly heads into walls is not a part of his curriculum.

Doing it to enemies are, though.

I can only imagine Ghost feeling somewhat like a proud father when he sees his moves being executed by his minions on unfriendly individuals :P

[valkyrietookme]

Crazy:B relationship charts translations

Taken from "Doki Doki! Ensemble Seminar"

Written descriptions of all relationships under the cut

Unit chart

Leader: Rinne

Ages: Rinne (21), HiMERU (17), Kohaku (15), Niki (18)

Rinne -> HiMERU: Worries about. Knows his secret

Rinne -> Kohaku: Cute. Wants to mess with

Rinne -> Niki: Owes him his life. Wants to make him happy

HiMERU -> Rinne: Understands his methods. Strict

HiMERU -> Kohaku: Cute junior. Lovable

HiMERU -> Niki: So easy-going it's worrying

Kohaku -> Rinne: Irresponsible and free-spirited. Worries and cares for us

Kohaku -> HiMERU: Kind, but sometimes weird

Kohaku -> Niki: Airhead. Can't leave alone

Niki -> Rinne: Older yet dependant. Close friends

Niki -> HiMERU: Puts on a cool and collected act. Fun to mess with

Niki -> Kohaku: Crazy:B's only conscience

Rinne relationship chart

Crazy:B: HiMERU, Kohaku, Niki

Roommates: Kanata, Hiyori

Rinne -> Yuta: Interesting ♪

Yuuta -> Rinne: Is he picking a fight?

Rinne -> Hinata: Dotes on

Hinata -> Rinne: Attached to

Rinne -> Ibara: Overthinker

Ibara -> Rinne: Problem child

Rinne (eldest) <--> Hiiro (youngest): Brothers

Rinne -> Hiiro: Cute little brother. Smart

Hiiro -> Rinne: Beloved older brother. Chief

Rinne -> Aira: Wants to mess with

Aira -> Rinne: A bit scary

Eichi -> Rinne: A lot smarter than one may first think

Rinne -> Shu: Interesting ♪

Shu -> Rinne: Unpleasant

Rinne <--> Niki: Old duo

Rinne -> Niki: Owes life to. Wants to make happy

Niki -> Rinne: Older yet dependant. Close friend

Rinne -> Kohaku: Cute. Wants to mess with

Kohaku -> Rinne: Irresponsible. Cares and worries about us

Rinne -> HiMERU: Worries about. Knows his secret

HiMERU -> Rinne: Understands methods. Strict

HiMERU relationship chart

Crazy:B: Rinne, Kohaku, Niki

Roommates: Arashi, Tetora

HiMERU -> Makoto: Has a way with words

Makoto -> HiMERU: Talented

HiMERU -> Souma: Very physically capable

Souma -> HiMERU: Very knowledgeable

HiMERU <--> Izumi: Work rivals

Jun -> HiMERU: Was he always like this?

HiMERU -> Tatsumi: Hates him due to certain circumstances

Tatsumi -> HiMERU: Old friend

HiMERU -> Ibara: Skilled. Let's him plan things for him out of convenience

Ibara -> HiMERU: Useful

HiMERU -> Yuuta: Agency junior

Yuuta -> HiMERU: Kindly relies on

HiMERU -> Niki: So easy-going it's worrying

Niki -> HiMERU: Acts cool and collected. Messing with him is fun

HiMERU -> Kohaku: Cute junior. Lovable

Kohaku -> HiMERU: Kind, but weird at times

HiMERU -> Rinne: Understands methods. Strict

Rinne -> HiMERU: Worries for. Knows his secret

Kohaku relationship chart

Crazy:B: Rinne, HiMERU, Niki

Roommate: Jun

Ex-Double Face: Kohaku, Madara

Kohaku <--> Mika: Easy to talk to

Kohaku -> Leo: Close friend of Madara-han

Leo -> Kohaku: Mama's follower and Suou's "Yuu-kun"

Kohaku (branch family) <--> Tsukasa (head family)

Kohaku -> Tsukasa: Somehow close to

Tsukasa -> Kohaku: Dear family

Kohaku <--> Madara: Partners

Kohaku -> Madara: Can't leave alone. Supports

Madara -> Kohaku: Glad they met. Grateful

Kohaku <--> Aira: Close friends

Kohaku -> Jun: Good person. Cool and calm

Jun -> Kohaku: Cute junior

Kohaku -> Ibara: Calculating

Ibara -> Kohaku: Talented person used to living outside of norms

Kohaku -> Niki: Airhead. Can't leave alone

Niki -> Kohaku: Crazy:B's only conscience

Kohaku -> HiMERU: Kind, but sometimes weird

HiMERU -> Kohaku: Cute junior. Loveable

Kohaku -> Rinne: Irresponsible. Cares and worries about us

Rinne -> Kohaku: Cute. Wants to mess with

Niki relationship chart

Crazy:B: Rinne, HiMERU, Kohaku

Roommates: Hinata, Hiiro

Tetora -> Niki: Big fan of him during childhood

Niki <--> Nazuna: Shipwrecked together

Niki -> Ritsu: A cut above

Niki -> Mayoi: Smells good

Mayoi -> Niki: Mayo-chan!?

Ibara -> Niki: Deceived and made into an idol

Niki -> Adonis: The meat guy

Niki -> Midori: The vegetables kid

Niki -> Kohaku: Crazy:B's only conscience

Kohaku -> Niki: Airhead. Can't leave alone

Niki -> HiMERU: Acts cool and collected. Fun to mess with

HiMERU -> Niki: so easy-going it's worrying

Niki <--> Rinne: Old duo

Niki -> Rinne: Older yet dependant. Close friend

Rinne -> Niki: Owes life to. Wants to make happy

[starswallowingsea]

translation is just as much of an art as more traditional writing and should be appreciated send post

[elvisqueso]

— "...What do you say to a tree??"

Pocahontas (1995)

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