#merry fucking christmas lol

[sunshinemellow-fic]

my dad is visiting for christmas and he looked in my habitually empty fridge and was like “this is the fridge of an alcoholic” which is RICH coming from him, and it was only bc i did a drunk elephant gift exchange with friends the week before and i got a bunch of soju and beer that i have not touched. and i was like “whatever” and he was like “seriously why is your fridge empty” and i blew up and was like i have a demanding job, a pet, and a clean apartment, if i wanted to cook for myself one of those would have to be dropped. and he looked me in the eyes and said “your apartment isnt THAT clean” and i swear to god i almost picked him up and threw him through the window.

[collegiatitanica]

My laptop has died.

[butchyena]

got denied the affordable healthcare option for my state so now my cheapest option is going to leave me with less money than i had before at my shit job so im going to be working full time and making less money and also paying more out of pocket for my meds :) while also working full time :)

[badlydrawn-brostrider]

[ Merry Christmas to all!! For such a special occasion you make an appearance in full color! ]

[ Maybe you'll stop by the store and grab the ingredients to make coquito. Roxanne would definitely appreciate the little gift. ]

[karamazovanon]

you are my way of life

(i think verkhovensky would really like frank sinatra)

[memequeenofyourdreamz]

i hope elon musk pisses and shidz himself when he is visited by the 3 ghosts tonight 😤

[xmagicalpotatox]

JUST A WEEK AWAY! OH WOW!! I AM SO HAPPY ABOUT THIS INFORMATION!!!

[duple-man]

I wish everyone in the hellsite a happy holidays, shall your stockings throb in excess girth and presents exude joy of the same level as my alcoholic father after being given a bottle of hard vodka. Merry fuckin Christmas

-sincerely, Duple Man

[gotta-draw-em-all-daily]

Day six hundred forty one 641 Tornadus

[hustparovoz]

Happy new year!!! :33

I don't know what to write.

[i-give-u--art]

My fucks have been re-filled

hopefully this last me till June

[shutinthenutouse]

[sanicsmut]

theres already tons of merry christmas posts for people who have a bad experience with holidays or have money problems or family issues...

But I wanna say

Merry christmas to those with health problems. Those with chronic illnesses, disabilities, pains, those who are in a very bad health condition, those who aren't in such a bad condition but still feel absolutely terrible and feel guilty because they think they shouldn't complain, those who just have a minor issue but it had to happen at christmas and now the day is ruined, and many more

to all of you

My thoughts are with you, you're not alone, you deserve to experience a happy christmas too

[yaboiiskinnypenis000]

just in case anyone feels the need to comment on my shit just remember that the fog will take you sooner rather than later

[jurassicpark1990]

old hockey fans are actually so boring like how can you hate the michigan lmao

[semiotomatics]

so fucking heartbroken that my next therapy appt isnt till the 30th