duple-man

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For the known health benefits, I'm going to drink a gallon of apple cider vinger every day, mummifying myself from the inside out to ascend to godhood.

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Someone already made a 1950s remix of ksi's song, and it's honestly way better than the original.

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There's a certain art of writing dumb shit with elegance that most have forgone.

When you come to the duple man blog I shall present to you only the highest quality internet fuckery, thank you very much.

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Amateur audiophiles will tell their friends about their new favorite rock song or band directly as if they care.

Professional audiophiles such as mwha will slowly listen to and introduce Frank Sinatra to friends, preferably Mr. "Only country and rap." until they either ask themselves or give it a listen out of curiosity.

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Is it weird to enjoy tue smell of gasoline, such a noxious yet sweet elixir. I know it'll kill me, but I just want a sippie.

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Black woman

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Update on the tea, I took one sip, and within about 12 seconds began to feel anemic, which is great in my book.

Its flavor is akin to two british imperialists having rough hateful angry sex, like two male rabid hunny badgers going at it, interpret this as you wish.

Can get such a thing as Tea addiction. I've been recently using herbal tea to deal with my crippling chronic insomnia, and recently the Tea stopped Teaing so im adding more Tea.

Am I going too far? This feels like some affront to god, but I also can't unTea the water so fuck it.

Don't start calling me british, in order for this to be british, I'd have to first steal the tea from someone without them realizing and then sell it back to them at a higher price.

[duple-man]

Can get such a thing as Tea addiction. I've been recently using herbal tea to deal with my crippling chronic insomnia, and recently the Tea stopped Teaing so im adding more Tea.

Am I going too far? This feels like some affront to god, but I also can't unTea the water so fuck it.

Don't start calling me british, in order for this to be british, I'd have to first steal the tea from someone without them realizing and then sell it back to them at a higher price.

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There's something about the way the Joe rogan's head reflects light that you just cant replicate anywhere else.

This man could pivot his head to concentrate the suns light into a laser beam should he see fit.

example:

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Okay after a bit I realized that I had accidently taken the flatten tool like a hair clipper for flesh and just kinda, nrrrrom at the already established jaw merging it with the rest of the skull.

So I'm trying to model the image of man in blender as practice for sculpting and 3dmodling and at some point the back of the skull began to cradle the rest of his head like a cobra and I do not know if I should abandon my creation or try recovery.

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So I'm trying to model the image of man in blender as practice for sculpting and 3dmodling and at some point the back of the skull began to cradle the rest of his head like a cobra and I do not know if I should abandon my creation or try recovery.

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You ever have one of those days when you accidentally crash into a family of five while driving down the highway, killing them instantly.

Relatable

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My current life motto is "How can I be worse?"

Like I wanna become a walking, breathing, memetic hazard.

I want people to have an internal brain hemorrhage when they make direct eye contact with me for too long, like some fucked up high blood pressure gorgon.

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Happy Little Trees

Rate my Bob Ross cosplay

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Photo of wall spider 5 seconds before disaster:

Okay, so I've recently made a huge mistake in that there was a moderately sized florida spider in my room on the wall just staring at me, judging my every move, or at least there "was" as I looked away to talk to family and it was gone when I looked back, so now I'm torn between causing a house fire intentionally or giving my home to the spider.

Why has God forsaken me

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I wish everyone in the hellsite a happy holidays, shall your stockings throb in excess girth and presents exude joy of the same level as my alcoholic father after being given a bottle of hard vodka. Merry fuckin Christmas

-sincerely, Duple Man

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Censoring curse words is a mistake. It just makes us more creative.

Like that time when I was 13 years old playing roblox and called someone a failed abortion.

Just give up and let us use words like shit, fuck, ni- okay maybe not That one, but you get the idea