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I am going to undergo tumblr reincarnation, I will be out there somewhere in this hellsites bosom of pain, but not here and not now.

", but I know we'll meet again some sunny day"

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I don't know why, but for some reason whenever photos are taken of me on any device, there is like a 70% chance they will be warped or twisted in some way.

Love how the head is stretched and then hand on my chin on the second one.

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It's about time the men on this site started himbo posting, I'll go first.

First has room lighting while the second with the red hue is sunlight.

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Forbidden semantic word time with @duple-man, prepare your brain wrinkles for this load of hot juicy knowledge.

All language is subjective and only has meaning with what you hold to it which allows for the creation of fake words everyone will still understand atleast vaguely despite no prior knowledge when taken far enough especially given context clues.

This allows for creation of weird shit people will likely understand.

examples:

"man that grilled cheese was absolutely grunk, I feel splentatios"

"fuck the frunkles, we must free ourselves from the shackles of their hubris"

"I swear to god Jeffery if you reference the office one more fucking time I will throngle you and your next of kin"

Use this as you wish.

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Someone already made a 1950s remix of ksi's song, and it's honestly way better than the original.

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How do I get men to stop hitting on me. I'm a dude who doesn't swing that way, and semi frequently will get hit on by men at my place of academics.

I don't even look that attractive and have had to friendzone like 4-5 dudes in recent light.

For context, this is me with bed head and a bad camera angle.

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There's a certain art of writing dumb shit with elegance that most have forgone.

When you come to the duple man blog I shall present to you only the highest quality internet fuckery, thank you very much.

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Amateur audiophiles will tell their friends about their new favorite rock song or band directly as if they care.

Professional audiophiles such as mwha will slowly listen to and introduce Frank Sinatra to friends, preferably Mr. "Only country and rap." until they either ask themselves or give it a listen out of curiosity.

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Is it weird to enjoy tue smell of gasoline, such a noxious yet sweet elixir. I know it'll kill me, but I just want a sippie.

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Black woman

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Update on the tea, I took one sip, and within about 12 seconds began to feel anemic, which is great in my book.

Its flavor is akin to two british imperialists having rough hateful angry sex, like two male rabid hunny badgers going at it, interpret this as you wish.

Can get such a thing as Tea addiction. I've been recently using herbal tea to deal with my crippling chronic insomnia, and recently the Tea stopped Teaing so im adding more Tea.

Am I going too far? This feels like some affront to god, but I also can't unTea the water so fuck it.

Don't start calling me british, in order for this to be british, I'd have to first steal the tea from someone without them realizing and then sell it back to them at a higher price.

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Can get such a thing as Tea addiction. I've been recently using herbal tea to deal with my crippling chronic insomnia, and recently the Tea stopped Teaing so im adding more Tea.

Am I going too far? This feels like some affront to god, but I also can't unTea the water so fuck it.

Don't start calling me british, in order for this to be british, I'd have to first steal the tea from someone without them realizing and then sell it back to them at a higher price.

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There's something about the way the Joe rogan's head reflects light that you just cant replicate anywhere else.

This man could pivot his head to concentrate the suns light into a laser beam should he see fit.

example:

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Okay after a bit I realized that I had accidently taken the flatten tool like a hair clipper for flesh and just kinda, nrrrrom at the already established jaw merging it with the rest of the skull.

So I'm trying to model the image of man in blender as practice for sculpting and 3dmodling and at some point the back of the skull began to cradle the rest of his head like a cobra and I do not know if I should abandon my creation or try recovery.

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So I'm trying to model the image of man in blender as practice for sculpting and 3dmodling and at some point the back of the skull began to cradle the rest of his head like a cobra and I do not know if I should abandon my creation or try recovery.

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You ever have one of those days when you accidentally crash into a family of five while driving down the highway, killing them instantly.

Relatable

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My current life motto is "How can I be worse?"

Like I wanna become a walking, breathing, memetic hazard.

I want people to have an internal brain hemorrhage when they make direct eye contact with me for too long, like some fucked up high blood pressure gorgon.