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It's about time the men on this site started himbo posting, I'll go first.

First has room lighting while the second with the red hue is sunlight.

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Forbidden semantic word time with @duple-man, prepare your brain wrinkles for this load of hot juicy knowledge.

All language is subjective and only has meaning with what you hold to it which allows for the creation of fake words everyone will still understand atleast vaguely despite no prior knowledge when taken far enough especially given context clues.

This allows for creation of weird shit people will likely understand.

examples:

"man that grilled cheese was absolutely grunk, I feel splentatios"

"fuck the frunkles, we must free ourselves from the shackles of their hubris"

"I swear to god Jeffery if you reference the office one more fucking time I will throngle you and your next of kin"

Use this as you wish.

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Someone already made a 1950s remix of ksi's song, and it's honestly way better than the original.

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How do I get men to stop hitting on me. I'm a dude who doesn't swing that way, and semi frequently will get hit on by men at my place of academics.

I don't even look that attractive and have had to friendzone like 4-5 dudes in recent light.

For context, this is me with bed head and a bad camera angle.

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Hello dear🌹

hope that you are well

Please help us,May God bless you 🙏

I'm Etaf from Gaza Palestine

I am a mother of five smart children.

speaking to you with a heavy heart on behalf of my family who urgently need help.

The war has destroyed everything we own.

It destroyed everything my husband and I built for these children.

Now we don't have anything, We do not have the price of rent, or education. We want you to contribute to open a project for my husband, please.

read and Share the link Private in my campaign

My campaign has been verified by Gaza Vetters In line 88 .

Also verified by gaza-evacuation-funds and determinate-negation .

You can visit my profile page and check that. 🌿

donate, not hesitate to do so and rest assured that God will reward you because we are in dire need of that. And share the link on social media that would be kind of you. May Allah make you happy all your life dear Thank you. 🙏

Whilst at the moment money is thin, I shall try to see if I can provide in the future and at least at this very moment to spread awareness via posting this ask.

I wish you the best of luck within your endeavors.

To the few of you who still look at this blog, go check out etaf.

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There's a certain art of writing dumb shit with elegance that most have forgone.

When you come to the duple man blog I shall present to you only the highest quality internet fuckery, thank you very much.

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Amateur audiophiles will tell their friends about their new favorite rock song or band directly as if they care.

Professional audiophiles such as mwha will slowly listen to and introduce Frank Sinatra to friends, preferably Mr. "Only country and rap." until they either ask themselves or give it a listen out of curiosity.

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Is it weird to enjoy tue smell of gasoline, such a noxious yet sweet elixir. I know it'll kill me, but I just want a sippie.

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Black woman

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Update on the tea, I took one sip, and within about 12 seconds began to feel anemic, which is great in my book.

Its flavor is akin to two british imperialists having rough hateful angry sex, like two male rabid hunny badgers going at it, interpret this as you wish.

Can get such a thing as Tea addiction. I've been recently using herbal tea to deal with my crippling chronic insomnia, and recently the Tea stopped Teaing so im adding more Tea.

Am I going too far? This feels like some affront to god, but I also can't unTea the water so fuck it.

Don't start calling me british, in order for this to be british, I'd have to first steal the tea from someone without them realizing and then sell it back to them at a higher price.

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Can get such a thing as Tea addiction. I've been recently using herbal tea to deal with my crippling chronic insomnia, and recently the Tea stopped Teaing so im adding more Tea.

Am I going too far? This feels like some affront to god, but I also can't unTea the water so fuck it.

Don't start calling me british, in order for this to be british, I'd have to first steal the tea from someone without them realizing and then sell it back to them at a higher price.

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There's something about the way the Joe rogan's head reflects light that you just cant replicate anywhere else.

This man could pivot his head to concentrate the suns light into a laser beam should he see fit.

example:

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Okay after a bit I realized that I had accidently taken the flatten tool like a hair clipper for flesh and just kinda, nrrrrom at the already established jaw merging it with the rest of the skull.

So I'm trying to model the image of man in blender as practice for sculpting and 3dmodling and at some point the back of the skull began to cradle the rest of his head like a cobra and I do not know if I should abandon my creation or try recovery.

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So I'm trying to model the image of man in blender as practice for sculpting and 3dmodling and at some point the back of the skull began to cradle the rest of his head like a cobra and I do not know if I should abandon my creation or try recovery.

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You ever have one of those days when you accidentally crash into a family of five while driving down the highway, killing them instantly.

Relatable

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My current life motto is "How can I be worse?"

Like I wanna become a walking, breathing, memetic hazard.

I want people to have an internal brain hemorrhage when they make direct eye contact with me for too long, like some fucked up high blood pressure gorgon.

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Rate my Bob Ross cosplay