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blueskyheadleft010 · 1 month ago

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I had the strangest dream today about Kanga and Tigger in court over a child custody battle for Roo.

Tigger won.

(Past me): Huh, that was weirdly surreal.

(Me now): *slams head into desk* IT WAS A FUCKING KANGAROO COURT

#shitpost #dream log #winnie the pooh #tigger #kanga #Roo #kangaroo #kangaroo court #merry Christmas you crazies #imma go scream now #🙃

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fishcaptura · 10 days ago

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DE is truly the gift that keeps on giving.

#warframe #amir beckett #goodness... well merry christmas everyone!#i went and recorded a bunch of his lines.. you might see that up soon as well. im going a bit crazy #warframe 1999 spoilers #just in case?

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charpim4ever · 10 days ago

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cherry Dropping before carti does 💔💔 lowkey crazy….

also..

love yuo my twizzies

(lost 2 followers but we still GOOD)

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xxplastic-cubexx · 10 days ago

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if i wake up and dont find this fiend under my tree in his lil tube i WILL throw up

#snap chats #'snap didnt you say youd be terrified if magneto was real let alone in your house' ok and. the fear is part of it we're moving on #increasing favorite genre of magneto is him being in goofy prisons bro get him OUT OF THERE !!!#evil bisexuals go into the tube of shame....#i watched Pryde of the X-Men last night. hi. is this just an excuse to post about that Maybe Idk You Dont Know Me #someone remind me i need to gif like two things from this short jaerLKJVealkjelkj #it was cute ... i really dug the art style ..... also the animation was nice #not super crazy or anythin but there was some small things bout it i appreciated #still very confused why logan was australian like the first xmen movie wasnt even a concept yet ..... whats all this then lol ...#OH ALSO this is the thing where magneto's like. 6'10 💀 tall prick can he die.#anyway im off to sleep. merry christmas my friends !!!!!

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skitskatdacat63 · 9 days ago

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All I want for Christmas isssssssssss to completely demolish your chances of winning another championship~

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without text, and the lineart I really like:

plus some of my inspos:

and if only I wasn't a coward....

#i like to imagine this is some fia mandated community service for fernando and seb shows up to annoy the fuck out of him #seb: ive been a real naughty boy this year santa 😏 will you spank me instead of giving me coal?#fernando: 😐😐😐 this is supposed to be a children's event.#*proceeds to fall for seb's teasing regardless*#rip all the kids but santa is gonna be real busy for the next couple hours....#glad to continue my streak of only drawing modern fanart if its absurd in some way >:)#i am very proud of these hello :)#merry christmas!!! and a happy vettonso to you :D #please imagine these as waking up to santa having left gifts under the tree...fernanda claus....#i need to stop calling every work my best work though djfjkf its just regency bias #but idk what spurred me to draw all this in like. one day basically. considering i havent even drawn much since finals #im like haha wouldnt it be funny to draw topical fanart. fernando DID wear that santa suit one tim- oh my god #except it does mean i had to draw nando claus in a sexy pose which is um. interesting #but gaaaaahhhhh i really love these hahaha so hilarious to me. also wow as i said...relevant fanart for once so crazy #sebastian vettel #fernando alonso #sv5 #fa14 #vettonso #sebnando #catie.art.#f1 #formula 1

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brainsqueals · 25 days ago

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your turn old man

#hi tumblr i have ART 💜#with effort put in... crazy #the walten files #twf #twf sha #boozoo's ghosts #merry christmas don't be a capitalist you know how it goes

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fantasy-drawings-ra · 10 days ago

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Desmond as the Nutcracker

I wanted to try redrawing the piece I drew, three years ago I think? Since it’s been a while and my style has slightly improved. I hope you like it!

I hope you have a wonderful, lovely and safe Holiday!

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beargyufairy · 1 year ago

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How it started

How it’s going

#christmas #nalu #fairy tail #lucy heartfilia #natsu dragneel #natsu x lucy #fairy tail 100 yq #ft 100 years quest #ft 100yq #how it started #how it’s going #does it ever drive you crazy just how fast the night changes #soulmates #merry christmas #merry xmas #happy holidays #holiday season #new year new me

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dicktat · 9 days ago

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Lol I did it organized a Christmas event and not enough people came so I completed all 24 entries by myself, merry Christmas everyone

#cracken whispers #sometimes it do be you and your 10000 ideas and 0 audience #never forget who’s there for you when you’re locked in (it’s just you)#to everyone who said I can’t do it suck my pp #actually nobody said that no one cared #I slept for a total of 6 hours this entire week but I did what I need and you can’t argue with results #don’t worry the secret Santa thing is still on I’m cooking shit #I am a crazy woman and I like my ship #am I going to die? is this a manic episode! I don’t know but I do know I will be spam posting a lot of shit so merry Christmas

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barneyquotes · 9 days ago

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Hey, sorry for the scare. I had to put on a show for the cameras.

#ba_sorryscare #barney calhoun #happy hanukkah and merry christmas and joyful (????) holidays ! crazy they actually line up this year #bumped this one up . its my gift to you (me)

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illiana-mystery · 9 days ago

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Chapter 3 is up! This is the last chapter and wraps up the smut started in Chapter 2. Joe is still as rough and stern as in the last chapter, but he begins to soften up again as it goes on. And there will also be some fluff! Hope you enjoy!

Disclaimer: This will be a three chapter short fic. The first in a planned trilogy. 🤞🏾🤞🏾 The second fic will feature Silas McCall. 😉

Author's Note: This fic is set three years after the events of Dead for a Dollar. Joe survives though and is nursed back to health in the nearby fictional Mexican town of Acacagua. After he is healed, he heads out to Santa Rosa and the rest is fanon history.

Taglist: @ghnaim24, @dontwanttobeanamericanidiot @iobsessoverfictionalmen, @emily-ella-nightshade89, @writingkitten, @dreamlikedesires, @momloves, @goodoldcharley

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mysteroads · 9 days ago

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Before the day ends and I forget...

#merry christmas #Love you crazy nuts #Happy New Years

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crackedpumpkin · 9 days ago

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Just wanted to pop by here to wish everyone a Merry Christmas! To those who celebrate and those who don't I hope you have a great day/night regardless.

If you're celebrating alone this year, feel free to pop a message in my inbox any time. I'm heading to bed now but I'll be more active on tumblr when I'm up :)

On a separate note, if you're going to be watching movies and all and you need any that aren't xmas themed, feel free to refer to the list below:

1. The Martian (he grows potatos on Mars it's cool okay)

2. Pirates of the Caribbean (Jack Sparrow need I say more)

3. The Hobbit trilogy (my love my life my adoration) (TOP RECC)

4. Shang Chi and the Ten (Seven?) Rings

5. Rush Hour (oldie but a goodie)

6. The Lego Ninjago Movie (I learnt how to sign LLOYD from this.)

7. Laputa/The Cat Returns (i grew up with studio ghibli)

Hope this list proves helpful^^

#merry christmas!#can you tell i like watching stuff #ive got such a pattern in the types of movies i watch and its crazy #i never thought The Martian and i would be in the same sentence but here we are

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keeps-ache · 9 days ago

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good morning and merry christmas !! aesthetic photo of my cookies be upon ye

#just me hi #i put them on the plate and then the little devil and my shoulder said Hey what if we spent the next 20+ minutes editing it #and they were right that was fun lmfvshgh #Except for looking for a glitter brush on ibis! why are all the thumbnails so blurry it hurts my eyes Ghfksfjvk #yea the phone is working out good :) i'm gonna be taking pictures of everything now ehehehgh #also forgot to eat these for the 20+ minutes i was playing w/ the pictures #my breakfastttt: (went to go count but i have eaten some now. ouh) ✋10 🤚 christmas cookies :3 #they're little ones- oh hey these pretzel one are kinda salty! yaaay #i like the swirly/horseshoe ones the most though. nyum #/we have pozole my mom made last night but i think that has to be warmed up hfhsvh #we got back from christmas midnight mass and everyone- Everyone (crazy) went to bed as soon as we got home lmfhvshg #i don't think that's ever happened. usually a couple are still awake until dawn and Then they go to sleep lol #yea but we didn't even get to try to the pozole last night <//3 helped to strain it last night though :D it smelled kinda sweet+spicy so ou #//we're waiting til i think friday or saturday for presents this year because of the Events so noo wrapping cleaning today 🎉💥 kfsvh #and i've been asked what i wanted. see i don't have that trouble of suddenly not having a want in the world: i just kinda don't have that #already for some reason lmao ?? so yea default state. do you think i'll get socks kfshvfh #//do love having to go back into my tags and add the topic slash bc every topic is related All the time Forever lmfsh #//hey but i DO need socks HEY i'm not joking anymore. don't want any with patterns though they will bother me lol #cuz unless i like the patterns i am not going to wear them :/ that is unless i think they're silly then they pass #are they holiday-themed? i'll prolly still wear them during the fourth of july so we can guarantee 1 whole day of use lhfshvjg #however during the warmer days (anything above 55 degrees) i wear chanclas w/o socks. so maybe not so much guaranteed #and also if i can't find it's match i will just never wear it again. truly tragic #i'm painstakingly matching my plain white socks i can Not handle patterned socks again #/wait was this post about cookies. dude how did we get here Lmfjvskfhvahfhvj #//Okay i'm gonna ummm #Ummmmmmmm #uuuuhm. draw :3 Toodles !! merry christmas !! <3

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ecle-c-tic · 30 days ago

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Sometimes I forget tumblr's prime demographic is like edgy teens and people who haven't developed a prefrontal cortex bc omg some of the takes are absolute dog shit and totally unrealistic

#yeah ok.#saw a poll : what do you say if someone sayd merry christmas to you #one comment b like: i say something totally different back to watch them foam at the mouth like the scum they are!#<- bro you literally don't i don't believe you at all #any sane cordial human would just repeat what the person said #if someone said merry Christmas just say it back #if someone says happy channukah just say it back #if someone says happy kwanza just say it back !#it's not difficult to be nice!#don't mistake your 'edginess' for being an asshole #literally log off of social media and speak to another human being - you might even find them agreeable #oh wow crazy! people get excited about their annual cultural or religious holidays??? 🙄#same goes for any holiday i didn't list but you got the point after three didn't cha you combative fucks

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the-crazy-that-is-me · 1 month ago

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Hope everyone had a great turkey day yesterday.

Now it's time for the ✨Christmas Vibes✨

Hope you all have a great day/night and stay safe out there! ^_^ 👋

#im still alive #sort of #turkey day #thanksgiving #christmas #merry christmas #christmas vibes #art #original art #ibispaintx #ibispaint art #ibispaint #ocs #my ocs #i hope you guys like this #i hope you have a great day/night #the crazy that is me

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