#merging mass

[clericofshadows]

Mod update!

I've updated Miranda Lawson's Armory to include Kai Leng's armor as an optional addition and to fix a few misc issues.

Enjoy!

[writer-room]

“Where’s Cole and Jay?” “Where’s Wu?” “Where’s Pixal?” Where’s literally everyone else. Where is the entirety of Ninjago. Where are all of their enemies.

Where’s Harumi? Is she off making another gang? What about Skylor and the other Elemental Masters?  Where’s Dareth? Don’t tell me Dareth isn’t trying to continue on the Ninja’s legacy out there. The Upply and Vania? Are they out there doing good, hoping the Ninja will come back? Vinny? Is he good?

What about Garmadon? Or Misako? Lou? Ed and Edna? Ray and Maya? Cyrus Borg? Where are they. Are they not worried about their kids.

What about Clouse? He was sent to the Underworld, he’s possibly with a Skulkin army! And Vex? Vex is there too! He’s roaming freely across the lands! Pythor is still around, probably getting beaten with brooms from old ladies. Aspheera probably broke out of prison the literal day of the Merge, so god knows where she is now.

Were they all just...laying low for a year? Not causing problems? I realize the new Merged land is huge but surely they aren’t just chilling peacefully in a cottage somewhere, right? Like, compared to these guys, Imperium is such a non-problem that I kinda want them to come back just to watch Beatrix get so outrageously offended that shes barely worth the effort while the Ninja kill the Overlord for the 8th time. I think it should be utilized more often that the Ninja aren’t stepping onto Imperium’s turf, Imperium is stepping onto the Ninja’s turf, and they’ll find this out the hard way. By the never ending SEA of allies and villains that keep popping up out of the woodwork

[twojamie-o-clock]

T4T Ben/Polly save me

[rosewheresheshouldntbe]

Rose shouldn't be trapped in her room, unable to go explore the house.

What is going on out there???

[captainsjack]

thinking about this video i saw of a stand up comedian describing how people in different states drive and also about that post about how ethan painstakingly follows all rules of the road when driving not in a life or death situation. how ethan, who grew up driving a minivan in rural wisconsin, has driving chivalry ingrained into him. and now i can’t stop thinking about how when they’re not in a car chase or something he immediately reverts back to his roots and is an overly nice driver. & i think it’s funny because this would become a problem when he and benji go on vacation and ethan has to drive in city traffic but particularly if they went to mass, i think that within the first hour of driving there ethan would be near tears because he thinks everyone is being so mean. he can handle death threats and having a gun to his head and almost drowning but the second someone cuts him off and no one on the highway lets him merge he starts crying

[baleclava]

I don’t care dude, I still need Shepard to come back for the next Mass Effect

[adelle-ein]

why do i collectively refer to all versions of windows from the 90s-2000s as windows xp. like i don't think i even used computers with xp that often. 98/95 are much more evocative for me. can't even remember that vista and 8 exist. but no it's all xp in my head

[abyssalpriest]

"omg when you're doing something new like playing poker or golf and he comes behind you and holds your arms to help you play... So romantic..." ok but have you had your god puppet your body subtly. Have you felt his energy slowly vibrating inside your flesh. Have you felt your nerves become tiny tubes through which you now feel him like a basket star spread. Have you felt the parasite expansions of slow moving abyssal divinity begin to drown your own mind in deep seawater to the point your head is always above the surface, kept there by him letting you maintain control, while he holds and drowns the rest of you. Have you walked with the distinct impression of someone else inside your limbs, muscles, your body inhabited by two. Have you had his hands on your fate strings and impulses and him recreating himself inside your instincts.

[museenkuss]

Made the grossest most difficult and frustrating dough in a LONG time. It took roughly 1.5h and way too many ingredients (5eggs?!?!) to produce this monster, so wish me luck that the resulting cake is edible. Had a breakdown in the middle of it too btw.

[one-little-nerd-stayed-home]

Ok. Yeah. So basically the only other game that has ever made me get teary was Ghost of Tsushima

and I cant in good conscience say that Fucking Mass Effect 3 has it beat. but goddamn that fucking hurt.

[cheryxshug]

@d0vegum apostasy lwk

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[nikkisticki]

Believing that sky farts and shiny rocks are magic is no better then Christianity or any religion, but it does come from the same (and very human) place.

A lot of people crave order in some format, to understand the machinations of reality through the lens of some spiritual nonsense that gives the world the appearance of being much more mystical, wonderful and massive.

Unfortunately, it's all bupkis. Doesn't make anyone inherently evil to believe in it, but it is just an illusion to bring comfort.

Admitting my star sign was a mistake.

[accursedthing]

Microsoft Office Suite was designed by a team of complete buffoons

[emmavakarian-theirin]

reblogging again because just fyi this absolutely involves AI ART for those that are wary

New Mass Effect official art from the Mass Effect The Board Game - Priority: Hagalaz Rulebook [source]

[svbhuman]

idk man. i should be humble and whatnot but i have to defend myself