#mercre

[anime-to-the-t]

[apologizelater]

❛ you do know i didn't actually do anything in those comics , right ? they were made up stories to sell bonds.  they weren't even lettin' me touch a gun at that point. well , unless you count prop guns. ❜ a smirk curves the captains lips as he arches a brow towards @mercred. ❛ don't tell the kids.   ❜

[supurman]

Hey, what do you think about skibbidi toilet rizz, Clark?

❝ you're almost 50 wade. FIFTY ... i have a degree in journalism and writing and have no idea what youre asking me. ❞

@mercred

[t-errifier]

🛒: for our muses to go holiday shopping together / but they just steal

𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘 𝐖𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐏𝐔𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐀 𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐈𝐒𝐋𝐄𝐒, no one dared to stop this odd - duo. plucking things off the shelf as they saw fit. neither of them had any currency on them - still treating the matter as if they were shopping like any other. ART took an interest in the hardware section, tossing anything that he could find into the cart his partner - in - crime was pushing. regular customers cleared the lane for them, not daring to say anything to them; a side - long glance was the most that they would get. if that, because they were too afraid of staring for too long. lest, their stares end up with one of them singling them out. the cart was a mis - mash of items from both of them, separate tastes for sure; it wasn't necessarily clear how the two of them were going to carry all of it out yet; but that was a problem for later on. for the moment, they were enjoying the domestic scene of getting to shop.

this was ART'S first time experiencing a DEPARTMENT STORE, especially around the holiday season. seeing the CHRISTMAS TREES had awakened something in him. he was pointing them out to WADE; trying to get him to look at them with great interest. his fixation on the holiday was like no other. the bright lights, the presents. all of the decorations had him running up & down the isles looking at the SANTA - SHAPED objects with glee. he couldn't get enough of it - what an odd fixation to have.

[mastcrmarksman]

[ ASK BOX ] ⸻ @mercred ⸻ ❝ sometimes I wonder why they accepted you into the avengers but told me to “fuck off” . ❞

Oh, no, he did not want to get into this. They just made him an avenger again, there's no way that Deadpool is ruining that. Of course, it's his own fault that he is one of the nicer Avengers toward Deadpool. Something, something he cheered him up in jail once and another few not unfriendly encounters that involved two Hawkeyes and three controllers for Mario Kart (do not tell Tony about that).

❝ Because when I kidnap Jarvis, it's charming and nobody got hurt. ❞ His mouth is moving before his mind has even finished thinking. It's just how this works, and it's a quip back. Considering that is exactly how he got into the Avengers almost twenty years ago. ❝ When you do, it's unoriginal and creepy. You were like twice my age when I did that. ❞ Clint's not even going to touch the elephant in the room that is the whole Iron Man thing.

❝ And someone did get hurt. ❞

[jewelstole]

heartbreak starter that we were talking about @mercred

a goodbye on a dreary rooftop. how romantic. she's not meant for this life. not with him. not with his deep rooted feelings for her. she could see it in his eyes , the way that he spoke to her. it was in everything he did. at first , it was fun to take advantage. diamonds and the occasional one night stand really made her feel alive. until it did not anymore. hope manifested in his eyes and made her feel an overwhelming guilt. he would deny such a genuineness as nobody wanted to be someone's lovesick puppy but she is done with this game of cat and mouse.

the soft thud mixed with sounds of rain would have her to turn with ease. " well , well , well .. i'm glad you came. i was .. starting to worry you might not show. " she'd say. green eyes will take him all in. [ it's serious this time , selina. tell him how you really feel about him ! no more excuses ! he's useless to you. ]

" new suit ? " she cannot help but take a detour. heartbreak isn't easy. " i like it. "

[warled]

@mercred "Hey did you ever consider that we might be twins ... but we got separated in the womb ?"

a very, very, VERY long pause. "are you like this all the time?

[lvebug]

✉ - texting habits

ha ha! well, u see andie's worst texting habit is that she absolutely will text while she's swinging. and no it does not go well. she's very big on texting! lots of people to keep up with and say hi to! but a lot of her texts are a little bit incomprehensible because she's typing with one hand at 50mph and 30 feet above new york. they will also suddenly drop off sometimes if she gets caught in the middle of a fight or if she drops her phone (which happens unfortunately frequently). romeo is the biggest culprit for all this, she's texting him basically constantly or on the phone with him because he's her guy in the chair but also she's just a freak who can't go 2 minutes without talking to him

[anime-to-the-t]

Celestia Ludenberg Theatre (by Minamimachi Kaoru)

[florasentinel]

mercred asked: Oh what a cute little baby you are …

he almost forgot that he was not alone. " i am groot .. " < thank you , i just grew my first twig ! > he is very proud of his twigs.

[supurman]

Hey, I know we talked about this a few time , supes . But I want to apply for the justice league again ! I wanna do better for my kid , I wanna show her I can do more than just … you know … unalive people . I wanna show her , that her dad is a cool guy ! And I also think I’d be a great team builder . I also suggest a weekly taco night as a get together !

WOULD SUPERMAN ACCEPT YOU INTO THE JUSTICE LEAGUE ?

clark brought the back of his hand to his lips. his eyes looked down as he listened carefully but allowed his thoughts to form. wade had a wild past. and occupation many in the league condemned - so did clark... but everyone can change. even the worse villain can have a change of heart. and even deadpool can can start a new chapter - if he wanted to.

at this point the merc and the super had been friends for a long while. some may think wade was possibly trying to engage with clark's empathy and use it against him. but clark knew wade his friend would not lie to him. he had a young daughter who he could barley see yet wanted the best for. powers that now just maybe could be used for something bigger. clark always saw this spark in him. it was better now to nurture it then doubt wade. one chance ... a deserved one.

superman's hand came off his mouth and went firm on wade's shoulder.

❝ taco nights it is . welcome to the team. ❞

@mercred / SUPERMAN ACCEPTANCE STATUS : ACCEPTED !

[feralweapon]

@mercred asked: You told me there’d be a pool party and no one’s here .

"It's less of a party and more of 'we have a pool and food.' We're waitin' to see who else wants to join. If yer gonna bitch about it, I ain't gonna invite ya next time." Party was a bit of an exaggeration of a statement. It was the simplest way Logan knew how to describe this get-together. Maybe he should have invited more people besides Wade. He was hoping that by throwing on some shorts and cooking some hotdogs, more of the mansion's residents would start to file out.

[mastcrmarksman]

Will you have jumbo candy again this Halloween? Last time was a real let down with those mini treats

❝ Do you come up to everyone and ask rude questions? ❞ He's not going to mention that last time eas years ago and everyone should be grateful if he even hands out candy. ❝ Besides, it now depends on if my roommate doesn't eat all the candy. ❞ Hank's a notorious sweets fiend, no candy was safe anymore. That's a better excuse than confessing he and the roommate are going to be doing Halloween hosted by Tony Stark. Wade can NOT know about the Avengers get together. He's number one on Tony's shitlist. ❝ What are you going as? ❞ Do not say what's on your mind, Barton!

[jewelstole]

starter for @mercred

" meow. what do we have here ? i love a man in uniform. "

[capecrusade]

@mercred !

" gotham doesn't need another merc. " his hand tenses up, reaches for a batarang on the back of his belt. just in case, always gotta be prepared. especially when dealing with mercenaries.

[gothampire]

THE NEWS SPREADS LIKE WILDFIRE. TENSIONS ALREADY REACHING THEIR HIGHS AT THE DEATH OF A MARONI SON, WITH FINGERS ALREADY PREPPED TO BE POINTED IN THE DIRECTION OF HER EMPIRE. it spreads unease within her circle — a birth of suspicion as wary minds try to decipher who was responsible for the impending exacerbation of an all - out gang war. and it is the first time that even sofia falcone appears to be rattled, as fear creeps in beneath what was often an outward display of complete composure: (FOR SHE KNOWS ALREADY WHO IT WAS. KNOWS THAT THERE WAS ONLY ONE PERSON CAPABLE ENOUGH TO NOT SEE THE CONSEQUENCES THAT WILL BEFALL IN THE AFTERMATH OF THEIR OWN MADNESS).

so — to see him waltz into the shared space of their home, without so much as a care in the world, elevates her worries into something angrier. EVIDENT BY THE WAY THAT HER JAW HAS SET, AND A FROWN HAS NESTLED HEAVILY UPON HER BROWS. (and all of a sudden, the room feels a lot colder. and a lot less welcoming). ❝ what the fuck did you do? ❞

* / @mercred, starter.