#mercre

[anime-to-the-t]

[apologizelater]

❛ you do know i didn't actually do anything in those comics , right ? they were made up stories to sell bonds.  they weren't even lettin' me touch a gun at that point. well , unless you count prop guns. ❜ a smirk curves the captains lips as he arches a brow towards @mercred. ❛ don't tell the kids.   ❜

[t-errifier]

tags for my pookies, will add more later !!

[supurman]

Hey, what do you think about skibbidi toilet rizz, Clark?

❝ you're almost 50 wade. FIFTY ... i have a degree in journalism and writing and have no idea what youre asking me. ❞

@mercred

[gothampire]

she could get used to this. the feeling of warmth that spreads across sleep - kissed features as the sun rises beyond a pool of deep blue. the sound of waves breaching the white sand of the shoreline just beyond the privacy of their walls. it is a stark contrast to the gloom of the city that awaits their return — yet, she feels no shame in making it wait a touch longer. not when paradise exists here. and certainly not when she is able to share in it with him. (AND IT IS A DAUNTING THOUGHT TO GO BACK — TO REPLACE THE BEAUTY OF THE BALI STRAIT WITH THE TOXIC WASTE OF GOTHAM'S RIVER. but it is an inevitability that she will not allow to ruin the time that remains).

it's why she reaches for him: an instinctive notion to relish in his embrace before they peel themselves from the sheets. yet his side of the bed is barren — cooling from where he had once been, and the lack of his presence is enough to waken her. (HEAVY FROWN IMMEDIATELY SOFTENING ONCE SHE SEES HIM SAT UPON THE BED'S EDGE).

and it entices her to move. to shift across silk sheets and position herself onto her knees behind him: hands already seeking the comforts of his skin, as they trace the outlines of scarred flesh — while lips offer a delicate kiss upon his shoulder. ❝ you're up early... ❞

@mercred, private starter <3.

[mastcrmarksman]

[ ASK BOX ] ⸻ @mercred ⸻ ❝ sometimes I wonder why they accepted you into the avengers but told me to “fuck off” . ❞

Oh, no, he did not want to get into this. They just made him an avenger again, there's no way that Deadpool is ruining that. Of course, it's his own fault that he is one of the nicer Avengers toward Deadpool. Something, something he cheered him up in jail once and another few not unfriendly encounters that involved two Hawkeyes and three controllers for Mario Kart (do not tell Tony about that).

❝ Because when I kidnap Jarvis, it's charming and nobody got hurt. ❞ His mouth is moving before his mind has even finished thinking. It's just how this works, and it's a quip back. Considering that is exactly how he got into the Avengers almost twenty years ago. ❝ When you do, it's unoriginal and creepy. You were like twice my age when I did that. ❞ Clint's not even going to touch the elephant in the room that is the whole Iron Man thing.

❝ And someone did get hurt. ❞

[jewelstole]

heartbreak starter that we were talking about @mercred

a goodbye on a dreary rooftop. how romantic. she's not meant for this life. not with him. not with his deep rooted feelings for her. she could see it in his eyes , the way that he spoke to her. it was in everything he did. at first , it was fun to take advantage. diamonds and the occasional one night stand really made her feel alive. until it did not anymore. hope manifested in his eyes and made her feel an overwhelming guilt. he would deny such a genuineness as nobody wanted to be someone's lovesick puppy but she is done with this game of cat and mouse.

the soft thud mixed with sounds of rain would have her to turn with ease. " well , well , well .. i'm glad you came. i was .. starting to worry you might not show. " she'd say. green eyes will take him all in. [ it's serious this time , selina. tell him how you really feel about him ! no more excuses ! he's useless to you. ]

" new suit ? " she cannot help but take a detour. heartbreak isn't easy. " i like it. "

[snkts]

❝ stop laughing at me . get . me . down . ❞

Oh, this is too much. It's so ridiculous that Logan can't help it.

He takes one look at Wade hanging out of the tree and breaks out laughing. Scratch that - he's cackling.

"How the fuck did you manage that?" He says in between giggles, grinning from ear to ear. "Strung up like a dipshit ornament on a dumbass Christmas tree." He's still snickering as he shakes his head and turns to walk away. Then he pauses, turns, and snaps a photo on his cellphone.

"Don't bother gettin' me a present this year," he says, waggling the phone before turning around and slipping it into his jeans pocket. "This is more than enough."

[maxmoffs]

prompts always accepting. " stay here and wait for my signal . "

[ AMUSING THAT HE THINKS SHE WOULD FOLLOW ] there's a smirk already that forms the scarlet witch's dark ruby lips . a chuckle was obvious to her reaction , who knew this team up was BOUND to suddenly happen . still , she found it impossible to fully trust that he was reliable enough to something SHE CAN ultimately execute in JUST A SNAP OF A FINGER ! a sigh nonetheless , but making it clear that she didn't approve of the advice . " sure you can handle THIS ONE on your own nunchuks ? "

sent by. @mercred

[anime-to-the-t]

Celestia Ludenberg Theatre (by Minamimachi Kaoru)

[warled]

@mercred "Hey did you ever consider that we might be twins ... but we got separated in the womb ?"

a very, very, VERY long pause. "are you like this all the time?

[t-errifier]

🛒: for our muses to go holiday shopping together / but they just steal

𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘 𝐖𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐏𝐔𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐀 𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐈𝐒𝐋𝐄𝐒, no one dared to stop this odd - duo. plucking things off the shelf as they saw fit. neither of them had any currency on them - still treating the matter as if they were shopping like any other. ART took an interest in the hardware section, tossing anything that he could find into the cart his partner - in - crime was pushing. regular customers cleared the lane for them, not daring to say anything to them; a side - long glance was the most that they would get. if that, because they were too afraid of staring for too long. lest, their stares end up with one of them singling them out. the cart was a mis - mash of items from both of them, separate tastes for sure; it wasn't necessarily clear how the two of them were going to carry all of it out yet; but that was a problem for later on. for the moment, they were enjoying the domestic scene of getting to shop.

this was ART'S first time experiencing a DEPARTMENT STORE, especially around the holiday season. seeing the CHRISTMAS TREES had awakened something in him. he was pointing them out to WADE; trying to get him to look at them with great interest. his fixation on the holiday was like no other. the bright lights, the presents. all of the decorations had him running up & down the isles looking at the SANTA - SHAPED objects with glee. he couldn't get enough of it - what an odd fixation to have.

[supurman]

Hey, I know we talked about this a few time , supes . But I want to apply for the justice league again ! I wanna do better for my kid , I wanna show her I can do more than just … you know … unalive people . I wanna show her , that her dad is a cool guy ! And I also think I’d be a great team builder . I also suggest a weekly taco night as a get together !

WOULD SUPERMAN ACCEPT YOU INTO THE JUSTICE LEAGUE ?

clark brought the back of his hand to his lips. his eyes looked down as he listened carefully but allowed his thoughts to form. wade had a wild past. and occupation many in the league condemned - so did clark... but everyone can change. even the worse villain can have a change of heart. and even deadpool can can start a new chapter - if he wanted to.

at this point the merc and the super had been friends for a long while. some may think wade was possibly trying to engage with clark's empathy and use it against him. but clark knew wade his friend would not lie to him. he had a young daughter who he could barley see yet wanted the best for. powers that now just maybe could be used for something bigger. clark always saw this spark in him. it was better now to nurture it then doubt wade. one chance ... a deserved one.

superman's hand came off his mouth and went firm on wade's shoulder.

❝ taco nights it is . welcome to the team. ❞

@mercred / SUPERMAN ACCEPTANCE STATUS : ACCEPTED !

[gothampire]

❛ let's dance. ❜

tensions were hastily rising. an anger that made itself prevalent in the way that grinning teeth began to grind and jaw began to clench, as the direction of the conversation veered. a deliberate calculation, from the way expressions twisted into false oblivion — a look that sofia falcone had become well accustomed to by now, especially when she was thrust into the lions' den of the city's proverbial elite. but none had been so brazen before as what this new district attorney's was: and none had been as quick to draw her spirits from the falsehoods of her socialite display. (AN ANGER JUST LIKE HER FATHERS, AND THIS MAN SEEMED HELL BENT ON EXPOSING THOSE UNDYING SIMILARITIES — even if it meant to discredit the face of the night's most prevalent charities).

but her saving grace came in the form of familiarity: a sanctuary of red and black that had pulled her from the throes of pending rage and redirected her attention to a new focus. as hands seek refuge upon her waist, she finds herself being redirected further into the room, separated from the scrutiny of the man who still watches, while suspicion still clings within the thickening air.

yet, with wade. she finally allows herself to breathe. to follow his direction mindlessly, as hands find their rest upon broad shoulders — relaxation settling in as his own grip distracts her. and even though her anger remains, she is grateful for the interruption. (PERHAPS THE ENTIRE PARTY IS). ❝ you might have just saved the new da's life, you know. ❞ her statement is quiet, a sigh that is whispered into his ear as she pulls him closer, before bodies begin to sway against the music. ❝ thank you for being here with me. i know this isn't your kind of thing. but i promise i'll make it up to you. ❞

* @mercred: THE PENGUIN SENTENCE STARTERS. ( currently accepting ).

[mastcrmarksman]

Will you have jumbo candy again this Halloween? Last time was a real let down with those mini treats

❝ Do you come up to everyone and ask rude questions? ❞ He's not going to mention that last time eas years ago and everyone should be grateful if he even hands out candy. ❝ Besides, it now depends on if my roommate doesn't eat all the candy. ❞ Hank's a notorious sweets fiend, no candy was safe anymore. That's a better excuse than confessing he and the roommate are going to be doing Halloween hosted by Tony Stark. Wade can NOT know about the Avengers get together. He's number one on Tony's shitlist. ❝ What are you going as? ❞ Do not say what's on your mind, Barton!

[jewelstole]

starter for @mercred

" meow. what do we have here ? i love a man in uniform. "