#mercedesrollinballer

[jackietaylorsrightear]

@mercedesrollinballer​ this post has not left my brain

[sleepingfancies]

WIP TAG GAME (thank u @hamburgerslippers!!! <3)

Rules: post the last sentence you wrote (fanfic / original / anything) and tag as many people as there are words in the sentence.

Laughter echoed down the cistern walls from the market, each gleeful break in the silence haunted by Jenka’s absence.

No pressure tags: @spaceshipkat @mercedesrollinballer @redowlwriting-blog @merrillapologist @maidensfancy @iliyanaofcasimir @adelidae @thearchdemongreatlydisapproves

[staghunters]

Yellowjackets Girl Loser Standoff

Can't add polls to reblogs, but @mercedesrollinballer was talking of one to settle this matter. (@mistysnat started it all)

Yellowjackets! Alive, but failing at every instance. Who's doing it the worst? Your pick! Arguments for each are under the Read, but if you are sure of your losing dog, then vote here!

PROPAGANDA UNDER THE CUT

Taissa Turner

Teen Eats dirt and is not aware of her shadow-self to an embarassing degree. Sets up an expedition to get to civilization with only a bit of rations and a compass, and nearly gets her gf killed (they don't find help btw). Her rushed funeral for clown Jackie indirectly causes the cannibalism. "You ate her face, Tai" and she didn't even remember it.

Adult Hires a vague hitman to spy on her surviving teammates because what are social skills? Has a Gorgeous wife and stable home and then chooses politics. Leaves her wife in a coma and her son with his gran to hitchhike to her ex because yea her evil double said so and that is definitely legit. Claims to be a skeptic about rituals until she is in the clear and can participate on the safe side lol. Marries a rock?? Is not getting that re-election.

Shauna Shipman

Teen Thinks screwing her bestie's beard is what will solve things. Related: is pregnant while stuck in the woods. Related: did not raise the baby to hunt down Jeff like she said she would. Verbal communication? We bottle up our emotions and then write them down on paper for everyone to read. Did a silly voice while playing around as the vessel for hunter guy in the seance. EVERY SECOND OF HER IN THE SHED WITH POPSICLE JACKIE. Throws a fit over not being crowned cannibal queen.

Adult Totally living her dream life. Thinks a posh british accent is sexy in her furniture store roleplay. Got in a fender bender with some guy, cheated with him, then murdered him and hid his body. Still hallucinates her bestie hanging around. Can only seem to find some joy in her life through Violence (maybe skip the sex-therapist and go looking for one that deals with anger issues). Thought that she Had to murder a baby goat when nobody said a word about that. Got hunted lol.

Misty Quigley

Teen Unhinged from the start. No social skills. Has the hots for her gay coach. Destroys the flight recorder because "uwu then people will need me" and not think about the consequences. People ditch her for the most part after first-aid isn't needed anymore (happy now, Misty?). Throws psychedelics in the stew (banned from kitchen). Snitches on Jackie not taking part in the saying thanks, which sparks the fight with Shauna, which gets Jackie dead, despite Jackie being one of the few (maybe only?) people to be nice to her. Speaking of, gets a new bestie and has her falling off the shit cliff. Cannot read the room during a baby shower. Theater kid. Has no cast-appointed middle name, but the fic-appointed one is "fucking" Adult Works in elderly care so she can munchausen someone in case she need a mood boost. Forces herself in Natalie's life. Is on true-crime reddit. Her only friend is a parrot. Has a murder basement that she doesn't actually use for murder. Reads trashy romance novels. Overshares on a first date. Hangs out with a dude and lets him reduce her talents to a shrivel. Infiltrates a cult for shits and giggles. "Misty, you actually killed somebody" KILLS HER FRIEND. SHE ACCIDENTALLY KILLS HER FRIEND

[agaythario]

2024 character wrapped !!

tagged by @mercedesrollinballer 🩷

in no particular order:

Agatha Harkness - MCU (icon)

Rio Vidal - MCU (icon)

Villanelle (Oksana Astankova) - Killing Eve (icon)

Marie Moreau - Gen V (icon)

Leighton Murray - The Sex Lives of College Girls (icon)

Natalie Scatorccio - Yellowjackets (icon)

Yelena Belova - MCU (icon)

JJ Maybank - Outer Banks (icon)

Natalie Berzatto - The Bear (icon)

i have such a hard time narrowing favorites down so i tried to go back through my blog and see what i was yapping about the most laksdjf there's so many more characters especially from the same shows that i wanna add but i went with who i relate to more/wanna marry. can y'all tell i have a type 😭 brooding moody bitches with a quick temper and lots of baggage (i may be a lesbian but rudy pankow can get it)

as i was finding icons for this post, i found an icon blog that used ICONS I MADE soooo if any of these posts happen to have YOUR icons and you're not properly credited, let me know and i'll link your blog instead :)

no pressure tags, join if you wanna!!: @notaverynicelady @leaughrilke @avaasilva @theog-greenbutch @teabookgremlin @cillmequick @sapphicwitch @hauntinglesbian @rosedavid

[frodonttbaggins]

@mercedesrollinballer #someone take the audio from this ep and put it in the yj scene

[ncuriouser]

what @mercedesrollinballer said

(logging into the beating a slightly funny joke into the fucking ground website) they better not be beating a slightly funny joke into the fucking ground in here

[sleepingfancies]

tagged by @adelidae thank u bestie !!!! <3333

make a poll with five of your all time favorite characters and then tag five people to do the same. see which character is everyone’s fave!

tagging: @maidensfancy + @mercedesrollinballer + @asocialpessimist + @messy-celestial + @spaceshipkat + @hamburgerslippers + @springcatalyst and anyone else who wants to join!! <3

[mooreaux]

A few full body armored commissions for @luxheroica , thalsha, @mercedesrollinballer 💖

[readyfortigers]

Tag 9 people you want to get to know better meme time. Thanks for tagging me, @myhumbleme

1. Three Ships: skimmons, avatrice, tenstler, sameena, shoot, ronance, villaneve, henelope, beauyasha, parker x hardison (i started at 0 in base 3)

2. First Ever Ship: Phuck if I remember. Let’s say it was Eureka and Quagmire from Eureka’s Castle. That doesn’t sound right, maybe Angela and Rayanne from My So-Called Life? I remember going hard for Willow/Oz from BtVS. And Joey/Pacey, but there must have beens something before that. Alex and Ray? I’m so old.

3. Last Song: “わたしたちへ” by カネコアヤノ | “Watashitachihe” by Kaneko Ayano just ended and “Fall” by The Terrordactys started.

4. Last Movie: Beast (I had already seen so many of the in-flight films)

5. Currently Reading: I have like several avatrice stories that I’m (re)reading right now. And 10 other audiobooks that are in progress.

6. Currently Watching: I just watched the Christmas episode of Mythic Quest.

7. Currently Consuming: I had stir fry noodles and spicy vegan drumsticks and a Hal’s (New York, represent!) original

8. Currently Craving: keeping the answer: “coconut water.” Your girl is dehydrated. Also a vegan kit-kat.

Tagging: @strangegameprofessor, @quillion47, @strangled, @warrior-nun-hoe-23,  @abanishedprince , @mercedesrollinballer, @sarcasticalliespeaking, @jodies-stuff, @maruader, and anyone else who wants to. no pressure.

[teekalin]

Tag 9 people you want to get to know better meme time. Tagged by @mercedesrollinballer

1. Three Ships: avatrice (Ava and Beatrice from warrior nun), Ronance (Robin and Nancy from Stranger things) and Ellab (Ellie and Abby from The last of us 2)

2. First Ever Ship: Delena (Damon and Elena from The Vampire diaries)

3. Last Song: I honestly don't know because I fall asleep while listening to music but I'm really into Take on Me (Ashley Johnson's version from The last of us 2) right now

4. Last Movie: Gladiator. A classic and so good

5. Currently Reading: Well technically none but I am supposed to reread Eragon. It's been keeping my nightstand company for ages.

6. Currently Watching: So many different shows, but to make one, I'm currently trying to get through Schitt's Creek. It's so funny

7. Currently Consuming: Nothing at the moment but just attended a birthday party so good food and cake all day

8. Currently Craving: Nothing I'm full 😂

Tagging: @sporthb1 @notafandomname @just-like-that-bluebird @tempestaurora @wellamarke @shakespeareanqueer @bukaters

[sunshineraccoon]

Tag 9 people you want to get to know better meme time. Tagged by @mercedesrollinballer

1. Three Ships: at the moment I'm gonna say Avatrice (Warrior Nun), Tanthamore (Willow), and Moiraine/Siuan (Wheel of Time)

2. First Ever Ship: I'm pretty sure it was Robin and Marian from the BBC Robin Hood show

3. Last Song: I was most recently listening to the Over the Moon soundtrack with my nephew (but before that it was If Only from the Descendants, on a Kit Tanthalos playlist)

4. Last Movie: just watched the Solo movie for Erin Kellyman

5. Currently Reading: doing the audiobook for A Tree Grows in Brooklyn (mostly cuz it's my friend's fave book, but also partially cuz of ALOTO)

6. Currently Watching: at this exact moment the Falcon Winter Soldier show (for Erin Kellyman), but I've got a few other shows in rotation at the moment - Leverage Redemption, Person of Interest, umpteenth rewatch of Warrior Nun, The Muppet Show

7. Currently Consuming: if this is referring to food i just ate a full bag of microwave popcorn

8. Currently Craving: mango

Tagging (no pressure, also this isn't 9 but whatevs): @ukulele-hero @the-ominous-owl @fleetwood-mac-andcheese @badwolf92 @nivalingreenhow

[baked-potatoes-rule]

Thank you for the tag @hellhouse-of-horrors

HAHAAAAA! I GOT PINEAPPLE. GAAAYYYYYYY. The gayest fruit ever.

This was fun!

Ima tag a bunch of y'all because these fruit cards are so wholesome 😸

No pressure tag : @jackiesnats @lacyscabinet @nataliescatorccioapologist @jackiefruitfreezedried @kangarooqueen @radcowboyalmondtree @memberoflottiescult @the-royal-blue-network @icontradictmyself @shadowhaert @deeply-embarrassing @f4ggydog @ghostywashere-stuff @jollyreginaldrancher @kings-paintbrush @cassioo @vanpalmerenthusiast @bandydear @mercedesrollinballer

Which fruit are you? Find out here!

Tagging: @actuallysaiyan @beneathstarryskies @akiraiscute @randoimago @multi-fandom-imagine @iambilliejeanok @icycoldninja @abellaheart-blog @terabyteturtle @philistiniphagottini

[oxventure-text-posts]

I stole this post from @mercedesrollinballer bc they tagged it as Prudence so I hope that’s cool

[gone-series-orchid]

@mercedesrollinballer oops 😬 thanks for the correction! i guess canon is just a suggestion at this point, tbh

[a-casual-egg]

In honor of @mercedesrollinballer bald Lilith headcanon

[be-the-glenn-to-my-maggie]

@mercedesrollinballer TOO BAD?? TOO BAD ABOUT ALL THE TEN MINUTE MONOLOGUES SUMMER??

Is it me? Am I the drama?