#meowfie

[valiantstarlights]

[Dreamling Week Day 1: Meowpheus] 5 Pictures of Dream as Meowpheus, and 1 Picture of Dream as Himself

No CWs here! This is just humor and fluff. Enjoy! 🖤

ONE

Image Description: A selfie of Johanna Constantine inside The New Inn. It's early in the morning. She is in her white coat, but it's dirty, and she looks like she wrestled with a mud monster and lost. She has a full pint of beer in front of her and 2 large plates of Full English Breakfast. Behind her to the left is Hob, cleaning the bar counter. He looks like he is arguing with a large black cat who is unimpressed with his debate skills.

Caption:

JohannaC: Breakfast of champions. 😴 (Ignore the photobombers. This isn't about them.)

Comments:

RickyVicary: Is that guy arguing with a cat?

JohannaC: I said ignore them, Ric.

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TWO

Image Description: A screenshot of an online class. Professor Gadling is lecturing while a large black cat is draped across his nape like a scarf. Its tail has flicked and in doing so has given Professor Gadling a fur mustache.

The Chat:

Kenneth D: whoa that's a large chonky bastard

Anastasia M: HOW DARE YOU they are magnificent

Barbara M: His! name is Meowfie. I saw him with Prof G in The New Inn the other day and that's what he called him.

Anastasia M: MEOWFIE SUPREMACY

Kenneth D: he (cat) looks like he's reading the chat

Anastasia M: Your Majesty blink twice if you think Prof G is hot

Anastasia M: OMG he blinked twice

Barbara M: Stace cats have to blink too you know.

Kenneth D: @stacey - ofc prof g is hot. in other news water is wet

Barbara M: @ken DO NOT FINISH THAT THOUGHT

Professor Gadling: You guys know I can see the chat too, right?

Anastasia M: Oops? Sorry Prof G! Continue ranting abt Shookypooky please 😊

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THREE

Image Description: Meowfie sitting primly and very proudly in front of an empty shoerack. In front of him is a piece of paper with writing on it. The penmanship is Hob's. Written on the paper is: "I hide Hob's shoes so he wouldn't leave me alone."

Caption:

HobGadling88: send help meowfie is keeping me hostage

Comments:

BethAnnY: I like that Meowfie calls Prof G 'Hob' instead of something traditional like 'Father.'

SeyCil3R: that's because Meowfie is the king of the house and Prof G is just his manservant who caters to his every whim.

HobGadling88: If he doesn't give me back my shoes, both of us are gonna starve because the food situation is getting dire.

SimonDidNotSay: oh no meowfie pls give back prof g's shoes! 😨

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FOUR

Image Description: Hob is holding Meowfie in his arms trying to calm him down. On the floor is a destroyed Baby Yoda plushie, and its cotton stuffings are everywhere. Meowfie is looking disdainfully down at it, and is clinging to Hob with his paws. Hob is looking at the camera like he's in The Office.

Caption:

HobGadling88: Sorry @JohannaC. I told you he'd be jealous.

Comments:

JohannaC: You should have made him sit next to a sign that says, "I killed Grogu because Hob was interacting with it for like 5 seconds (which is 5 seconds too long) and I'm a slut for his attention."

HobGadling88: He wants me to tell you he doesn't appreciate you calling him a slut.

JohannaC: tell him I said fuck off and eat litterbox sand bc what I said is 100% true

HobGadling88: He says he'll give you nightmares about eating litterbox sand.

JohannaC: fucking worth it tbh

TransCirillaFiona: A wild ride from start to finish. 😌🙏

KathryneKey: Agreed. Very compelling plot. 10/10

JohannaC: tell him im sorry but that i still think he's a slut

KathryneKey: 👀👀👀👀👀 MEOWFIE HAS SUPERPOWERS CONFIRMED

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FIVE

Image Description: Hob's home office looking like a hurricane hit it. There are shredded paper everywhere. If the viewer examines closely, they can see writing on these papers, as well as red markings. In the midst of the destruction is Meowfie, stretching luxuriously, looking absolutely unapologetic.

Caption:

HobGadling88: To all my students: I am so very sorry about this criminal. I will put him on a leash as soon as I upload this receipt of his capital crime. Rest assured, I have already uploaded your grades. But as you can see, I cannot give you back your test papers.

Comments:

DishonorOnYourFirelord: Absolutely no problem in my opinion. Meowfie just helped me with my paper clutter problem.

Nia_Ahmed: Who needs a paper shredder when you have a cat?

ParkSohee00: Don't jail Meowfie! He did nothing wrong! 🥺

TheRoseWalker: Show of hands those of you who don't want Prof G to jail Meowfie ��️

margotGTG: ✋️

delphineyyy: ✋️

BrokenGaydar: ✋️

HobGadling88: This isn't a democracy, guys. I'm still grounding him.

NicoSolace: pls sir no it was just a mistake

JohannaC: Poor Meowfie 😂 No treats from Hob or 24/7 cuddles. Just jailtime and Hob's disappointed look (TM).

Liam2D20s: Monsters, both of you. 😭

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+1

Image Description: A handsome dark-haired man wearing black from head to toe is sitting on a park bench. He is holding up a sign that says, "I regularly steal my boyfriend's clothes, his food, and his heart." His penmanship looks almost like a calligraphy font. Beside him sits Hob, who has an arm around his shoulder, and the other arm around his front, hand resting on the man's hip. They are looking at each other like no one else exists in the entire world. There is a second picture, which is mostly the same, except they are now kissing sweetly.

Caption:

HobGadling88: My sweet Dream. 🖤 Happy anniversary, you beautiful, lovely, darling menace. Still can't believe I get to kiss you like this after our 600k words worth of slowburn. (Photos were taken by my future sister-in-law. Thanks Tel!)

Comments:

MargeSorin: I have ascended happily into gay!heaven. 😇🙏

TransCirillaFiona: and I just exploded all over my room as rainbow colored glitter RIP me ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

TheRoseWalker: 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 AAAAAAAAAA IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU BOTH 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

renaissancegirl: Like they say in the movie, Jerry Maguire, "You had me at 600k words slowburn." Congrats Prof. G!! 🥰🥰🥰

JohannaC: Thanks for the warning. I won't be swinging by until the honeymoon is over. See you both next month!

SamRiegelsCube: A MONTH PLS MY BUSSY IS SHAKING

[brithombar]

we should normalize letting characters be arrogant and feel they're better and more righteous than g-d without writing meta about how they think they have to be perfect because of their trauma or whatever

[icharchivist]

all this talk about the meow meowification of belial just makes me picture people treating him like an actual cat. im willing to bet that hed think its hilarious though. he would really lean into it and put on cat ears and meow in your ear. i do also believe he unironically enjoys the head pats so that helps

get meowfied, idiot.

sorry i think i zoned out at "belial having cat ears" and i had to run making this edit real quick

BACK ON TRACK he should be treated like an actual cat, this is what he deserves, and he would find it very funny. He totally would be the type to commit and would totally up the meows as he could just to make people uncomfortable.

but he'd totally love the pets. We should give him pets. I agree with that. what were we discussing about. Pats his head pats his head p-

[scruggzi]

The cat should be called The Duchess of Meowfi

see as a writer and enjoyer of consuming media critically i love the idea of jon and martin being perpetually trapped between universes, or in the tapes, or just any fate worse than death. i think it makes for such an interesting and tragic end to their stories. but as a fan of the show and copybook wimp? man i just want them to wind up Somewhere Else and adopt a cat.

[superm4ks]

q: whats your favorite color

max verstappen: of course it depends if it’s daytime or nightime. what the color is on. I don’t really care about colors to be honest

[professorxsmokesweed]

I tell myself even mickey mouse won't stoop to equating a holocaust survivor with the Nazis to make leftists evil but then I remember Wanda and 😬

even xmfc kinda did that like not directly but the way they handled the tail end of the erik vs shaw fight made some 2012 bitches feel brave enough to start talking on how erik has become whats he despises most aka an evil supremacist comparable to the actual fucking. nazi character. which. i understand the movie needed conflict between erik and charles! but i think it shouldve been handled in a better way than to subtly imply erik’s radical leftist beliefs are too close to what an actual fucking nazi also thinks for comfort! they stray away from that kinda. as the movies go on, and fortunately as time went on people also developed enough critical thinking to not go that route,

but wanda💀 wanda mcu. shes proof that the worst case scenario is possible for erik like they really had the gall to erase both her jewish and romani heritage and have her be a hydra member, and they are going to continue to just act like wanda in hydra was just a fun little quirk based on that stupid fucking “we were going to change the world” scene in wandavison.

but erik is not a hero character as much as we all see him as one he is unfortunately an antagonist so it’s going. to be worse. theres no way it cant be worse i don’t even know how to handle it i do not trust any mcu writer like even good ones will be chained by the mouse and therefore not allowed to give erik enough depth to seem like he’s anything besides (at best) a tragic villain

[indaimayau]

[mcdonaldsnumberone]

a reprise for the mourning idealist

“wishing that love will be perfect with love itself.”

idia x reader

gender neutral reader

synopsis: what could a joyous occasion to celebrate a quiet student entail?

a/n: happy birthday idia! good luck to anyone rolling for him!

Idia isn’t too fond of bright, overwhelming celebrations. All he really wants is a day of peace and quiet by himself, maybe with a few fond birthday wishes from those he cares most about. The small coming-and-going from familiar faces around Night Raven College wishing him a happy birthday and maybe pressing a small present into his hands is already enough to make his day.

His day isn’t over yet. After all the smeared pie cream has been wiped off and the birthday jacket hangs limply over his shoulders, a small knock sounds at his door. He lets whoever it is in, lighting up when he sees Ortho with a huge cake in tow.

“Look, Big Brother! We made something special for you!” The younger Shroud brother cheers, handing the big confection over to Idia. 

Idia pauses. “‘We?’”

“It was (Y/n)’s idea! They knew you wouldn’t like a big surprise party or whatever, so they offered to help me make you a cake instead! Isn’t it pretty? We decorated it with your favorite colors and video game characters, and we even got some super rare candies from Sam’s shop to put on top,” Ortho eagerly displayed. “Here, I’ll cut you a slice so you can sample it!”

All of this for him, huh? He had no doubts that Ortho would be the one to celebrate his birthday the most happily in private, but something warm tickles his heart at the thought of you going through so much trouble for him. You, a nameless student at this school, taking the time to make sure a shut-in like him would feel special on his birthday… 

Idia can’t help but feel touched when he sees Ortho hold up a huge slice of homemade cake and grin at him.

Happy Birthday, Idia!

[larimeke-blog]

I guess Thorne-hime isn't the only one who can take cute meowfies. Grimmy is pleased. Galadriel...that snaggletooth!

[roxstarash]

Grrrrr!!! 🐈 #meowfie #cats #catsofinstagram #catstagram #catlover #catlady https://www.instagram.com/p/B3MUC9kgLZ5/?igshid=11ahyegn0hjv8

[astrocrister]

My cats are 11 months by now. Small pahabol celeb for them. #DaoMingMingSi #SanchaiSwswsw #pawhto #catsofinstagram #catsociety #catstory #catsofday #gottacatemall #catphoto #paw #Pawyat #pawmily #meowfie #meow #feline #catlover #catloversworld #catloversclub #kitten #kittensofinstagram #catlove #catfamily #meowdel (at Antipolo, Rizal) https://www.instagram.com/p/ByP4mu1JJ4F/?igshid=tq161dsh0s1f

[icharchivist]

I take solace in knowing that Belial would be thrilled by what we're doing here and Seofon is utterly horrified

indeed. we're making this blog Belial's pride, and Seofon's shame.

.... wait it's /My/ blog why am i doing this to this place i---

gdi i really hope Belial is having a laugh at least. i'll get back to meowfying him in no time. we'll see how long he'll laugh!!

[iampunith]

Met this cute and adorable kitten on the road That followed me also 😚 #verycute #kitten #catstagram #catsofinstagram #adorable #meow #kitty #softpaws #pawpaw #meowfie #kittyslefie

[jorjin]

The problem in finding out early readers of L*lita (the book) found the protagonist innocent and blamed the titular character is that it just serves as a reminder of what would happen if I ever told people about the grooming that went on when I was 16

[owlight]

Overlord meowfied 💀🐱

Inspired by this one cover of drift

Line art and filtered:

[alex-iwobi]

i have to live in a time where men’s football gets meow meowfied and women’s football gets girlbossified