#menstrual humor
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stormyy-bluezz01 · 3 months ago
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we're superior fr 😎
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allthatispeculiar · 1 month ago
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empressgeekt · 1 year ago
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fic idea- batboys vs. Period cramp simulator
so, I am part of the half of the population that has a uterus. And as such once a month I am visited by the red demon, that makes my stomach like it's some how both a bottle of squirting ketchup and giving birth to a flipping jellyfish. To cope I watch videos of men using the period cramp simulator and laugh at their screams of pain.
So, I'm sitting on the couch, trying to ignore the deep rooting ache in my lower stomach, a cold pad on my head, heated pad on my stomach and back, eating all the chocolate ice-cream I want (don't you dare tell me that I shouldn't have caffeine, I'm eating all the treats I want), after popping advil like candy for the past few days, and thought; "how would the bat brothers would react to the cramp simulator."
So, the fic would start with spoiler asking the boys (dick, Tim and Jason, [Duke opted out and they didn't want to use the machine on an 8-year-old so Damien is also on the side-lines]), what they know about periods, and they know next too nothing. Oracle starts explaining the basics, what's in the blood, why it happens, and how it works. Dick and Tim getting more and more nervous as she continues.
Nightwing; so wait...it's like contractions? Like labor?
O: the uterus is a muscle, and the isn't just going to fall out.
RR: so it's like churning?
Spoiler: yep, best I can describ it is like a bunch of knife fingers clawing st the inside of your stomach.
Black bat:*holding thumb over start button on the pain simulator* ready?
N: not anymore....
RH: just press start already, I've been tortured and then blown up this can't be any worse.
After 5 minutes of cursing, cries of pain and stomach clutching, Cass reveals they were only on level 3 of 10.
After a wave of disbelief, and claims they the girls were in no way walking around like that. Steph puts a simulator on and sits calmly at a level 8 while Tim is curled up shaking on the floor next to her at a 4.
The brothers try to go through the whole day hooked up to the simulators, training, lunch, case work, patrol. They try to Google things that help with period pain. Needless to say they get pissed at how little information their is, Bruce joins in this part as he wants for know how help his daughters/niece if needed. Tim gets especially pissed at the "Shouldn't have caffeine" thing.
They don't last long when challenged to go to level ten....
In the end, Dick vows to treat his sisters like queens on their time of the month. Jason just said his respect for them has grown tenfold. Tim works on giving all uterus owning employees at WE three-days of menstrual leave a month. Bruce tells the girls that if they ever need a break because their cramps get debilitating, say the word and they'll be excused from anything.
Duke is just glad he chickened out and Damien stares at the simulators and swears he will concur them once he is old enough. Much to Tim dick and Jason's horror.
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somewandomnoobtalks · 7 months ago
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Getting period cramps? CRAMP THE PERIOD!
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dyingroses · 2 years ago
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lotuseaterwhowistlesthedark · 2 months ago
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GOOD NIGHT PEOPLE
<I'm going to stab someone>
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calistra1star · 6 months ago
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so I just called in sick with a unmanageable headache
and someone really asked me if it was period pains
in my head? What? Huh? I’m confused
and the best thing I’m not even on my period or are going to be anytime soon
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homocidal-spider · 15 days ago
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Oh my period, cramp-maxing, so menstrualcore, I'm the bleederrr
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angyc0rtoons · 3 months ago
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"I FUCKIN HATE MENSTRUATING"
(this is a mini comic/vent I did some months ago)
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Why wasn't I fucking born with a dick?
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it would be cool if I could remove my uterus/matrix idk. I'm not gonna use it.
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It would be nice to be able to give it to someone who needs it. "Thanks friend!"
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BUT NOOOO… IT CAN'T BE JUST THAT EASY , AND IN THE MEANTIME, MY BODY KEEPS GOING THROUGH UNNECESSARY RESOURCE LOSSES AND HORMONAL DISRUPTIONS. - fuckindamit!!
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So yeah, it would be cool if it didn't happen, not necessarily if you don't need it…. (I already have enough with the "feel too much" issue).
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... But oh well, whatever. (Pass the ibuprofen)
4ngyv3r50 #1: "Me caga menstruar". 2024 - Angy Cortoons.
Hey there!
Now that I'm posting on tumblr again I decided to bring some stuff I've made here, not only fanart but original art too!
So here is the "4NGYV3R50" a bunch of personal toughts as mini comics. Thanks for reading! Likes and reblogs are so much wellcome!
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babewithbaggage · 4 months ago
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floydsglasses · 1 year ago
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I can not be held responsible for who i become when im ovulating, like whoever that is..she isnt me 😐
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abi177 · 7 months ago
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I wish I could molt
Especially around my period ?!? Like my skin is oily and hot, I can feel every individual pimple that forms and none of my clothes feel comfortable.
Like that stupid prank that women do to their boyfriends?? Where they peel their skin and say it’s a part of menstruation?? I wish that actually happened.
Let me molt like a spider 😤
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trashandwriting · 2 years ago
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My pms mood is so funny silly I just need to kill a man and get ice cream you feel me
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kettydrip · 2 years ago
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pondering over a long-lost time when menstrual pads didn’t stick to everything but the underwear and weren’t advertised as though they’re performance enhancing drugs
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bizarrepotpourri · 1 year ago
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Considering seppuku. If only to ultimately punish my treasonous ovaries.
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phantom088 · 1 year ago
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Girl Problems
Me: *A female who's a virgin, never dated, and is asexual.*
My period: *Hasn't started and is beginning to be late.*
Also me: That's it, game over! I'm probably pregnant! Fuck.
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