#memo answers

[vmeemo]

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[cuntmand]

there is only one person who can save louis, claudia and madeleine now…

[twinkle-art]

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[vinylattes]

Guillermo de la Cruz in WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS (2019-2024) | 06E06 (Laszlo's Father)

[youchangedmedestiel]

Destiel AU idea (again)

Dean is searching for a flat because he recently divorced Lisa. He wants one that is big and comfortable enough to welcome his children, Ben and Emma. It's been months since he started searching for one. Fortunately, Lisa is understanding enough to let him stay in their old house until he finds something.

They actually aren't in a hard and conflicted relationship right now, their marriage stopped because there wasn't love between them anymore. They still care about each other.

Dean knew he wasn't in love with Lisa anymore and he suspected the same for Lisa, but he was fine with it. Lisa though thought otherwise. She asked for divorce because she said that they both deserved to find love and be loved.

So, Dean is doing his umpteenth visit for a flat that he spotted on Internet. This one seems really nice and clean, his children will be able to have their own rooms. And the kitchen looks awesome with enough place for him to cook.

The real estate agent who give him the tour of the flat isn't bad either. He has blue eyes, which looks surreal, long and dark eyelashes that match his hair and his growing beard. Dean listens to him attentively and can't help but look right into his eyes when he speaks. Dean wants to confide in him and he does that naturally actually.

He tells him that he is sick to search for a home for his family. It's been months, and he's exhausted to be disappointed each time he thinks he found something. But at the same time, he wants his children to feel good in that new home so he is demanding.

That real estate agent, Castiel, is compassionate and doesn't understand why Dean doesn't find one with his solid, complete application. Castiel tells Dean that maybe it's because others real estate agents are struggling right now. There's a lot of people searching for a new home at this time of the year, so a lot of work. Castiel admits that he, himself, is buried in work all day long.

He works 6 days a week constantly. Since Dean is really attentive to what the man in front of him says, he notices that Castiel doesn't seem to have someone in his life to get back to. So, he goes for it. He asks Castiel if he wants to go and get a drink with him once they have finished the tour.

Castiel seems surprised by the offer and looks away. He fumbles with his pen and papers and puts them on the kitchen counter. He takes a deep breath. So, Dean fears his answer.

"Are you asking me on a d-" Castiel starts asking hesitantly.

"Yes." Dean cuts him, because he somehow fears that word. It sounds too official and he's still living with his ex. Plus, it's been a while for him.

"O - okay. Yeah." Castiel agrees, and neither of them is able to look at the other.

[kneelingshadowsalome]

I have this silly little image of recruit!König going to chase Engel one day only for her to whip out a spray bottle and just spritz him with it, the indignant look this man gives upon being sprayed with water. Giving real Meiette vibes

You spray Konig? You spray konig with water like some miss behaving kitten?

NOOO DON'T SPRITZ HIM UNLESS YOU WANT TO GET DICKED DOWN

Seriously, things turn from funny & exciting to vengeful and proud really fast, like if this was a different situation and you were a man, you'd find your testes tied into a bowtie as a reward for this :( But because you're his silly little angel and he's about to bone you, he just settles for wrestling the bottle away from you.

Be prepared to run because you're about to get a taste of your own medicine! And when he gets those stupid clothes off you, he's not going to be that gentle with his dick either >:(

Young recruit is so petty he might even try to one up you by lurking in the bushes one day when you come home, hosing you down when you're minding your own business in that pretty little summer dress. Hah, who's the wet cat now...

You can sob all you want and threaten to tell the Colonel about this but oddly enough, you still let him carry you inside, undress you, and give you a nice, hot bath. There now, that wasn't so bad, was it? Now how about you return the favour and give him a good wash, hmm...? You can seal the truce by kneeling in front of him, just take him in your mouth like the good, obedient little wife that you are <3

(technically, you're the Colonel's wife but that's only on paper, right)

[captn3]

throwing this into the tags before grandfest, what if the idols were godparents for the agents?

[parttimesarah]

or is it ?

[invisiblegarabgetruck]

This is the memory Rick and jer anon back because I just saw your response and I got a really good idea

What if there was a moment where Jerry got hurt and knocked out while the family is in danger and memory Rick, somehow finding a way to take over, decides to pilot for a bit to help distract whoever it is that's attacking?

Also Jerry having the rolly Polly thing where he rolls up into a ball when he's upset maybe it upgrades when memory Rick is in control so now it doesn't just defend, it can attack.

So basically a spiker ball?? Idk but I think it'd be cool.

oh my god, I like the idea of memory-person piloting the body like a mecha lol that would be a really cool way to bring memoRick back again in later seasons. just when we thought we would never see him again, he showed up! (also, I was wondering if memoRick has any influence on Jerry’s behavior during his stay, but it most likely does not?)

and maybe after the situation, if memoRick grows more comfortable being in Jerry’s mind, they could switch their minds for fun? taking turns to pilot Jerry. and annoying Rick with it lol spiky bug roll ball….. for some reason, I think it would be like Sonic speeding up-- just ramp him into a person. (I think that’d be super cool) though I think you could still use his original form as a weapon. Since those shells are impossible to break (and they look pretty heavy), if you can lift him up, you can just smash someone with that too--

[the-magnusinstitute]

hey, i’m not the person who asked for mr elias, but i’d like to know what he means by ‘earning’ his attention

I’d like to know as well, actually. He seems sort of amused by the idea of this blog, but he’s taking all the arson threats really seriously??? I’d say to all the Elias’-attention-seekers out there, that’s the wrong sort of attention. Probably he just means you have to write a really good internal memo, or something.

[punkrogue]

some fucking idiot: when we say "magneto was right" we're saying he's right about society and shit not supporting his terrorist actions

me: don't lump in with your cowardly ass i'm in full throated support of his terrorism. sentinels, purifiers, the mardies etc are all real and exist and want mutants dead and literally no one gives a single shit. they'd rather pass the mutant registration act and make "scaly lives matter" jokes on twitter then help stop the genocide of mutants. it's a good thing actually he's blowing shit up and he should do more of it actually.

[vmeemo]

Ooo this looks like fun. how about 9?

9 (meters)

It's been about three days since Jackie had discovered her girlfriend has been a) fuzzied, and b) made 7 inches tall. And for the most part they have made it work. Difficult due to the size differences, but workable.

Though since yesterday, Jackie has noticed that Ahato definitely seemed more... Hungry, than she usually was. Like real hungry. For someone that was only 7 inches tall, Ahato packed whatever was in front of her away. It was cute in its own way though, so Jackie didn't mind spending the money to feed her 7 inch girlfriend. She could just write the money off anyway.

As of now however, Ahato was currently resting on the counter, having just plowed through a cheesecake, with no change to her figure whatsoever. Sitting beside the small octoling, Jackie chuckles a little, placing a finger on her cheek, "How was the cheesecake?

The fuzzy octoling lets out a small, content moan. Good enough for Jackie. Pulling her finger away from Ahato, she sits up from her spot, "Want me to grab my hungry little octo anything else to eat?"

She can see her think it over for a moment before shaking her head no. Nodding her head at this Jackie walks away from the little DJ, taking a glance at her phone. Specifically the last message from Celia.

I do hope Ahato is fine, sudden hunger cravings aside. We're doing our best to figure out how to get her back to normal. Be sure to tell me, Callie, or Marie anything if something comes up.

Jackie lets a frown form on her face. That was yesterday, around when she started noticing the intense eating binge that Ahato was going through. Still nothing. While she is more than happy to help Ahato out until she has her size back, she doesn't know how the octoling feels about it. Being small as she is now probably is frustrating to her, but she's hiding it from everyone as to not worry about them.

Walking back to the counter of the kitchen, Jackie sees Ahato sitting up now, looking over to her. The inktoling sees that she wants to say something, so she gestures her to say whatever's on her mind.

"Do you mind if we go out somewhere? Even if it's at the Crater?"

Despite Jackie's hesitance at the idea, she does admit that her girlfriend probably wants to be outside after spending the last three days cooped up in the house. So gently picking her up, Jackie gives her a kiss, "Sure we can. Want me to buy you some food as well while I'm at it?

Jackie sees a blush form on her face, "Yes please..."

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Later, at the Crater

Arriving at the edge of the Crater, Jackie sets the seven bags of food down onto the dusty ground, sitting Ahato down beside them. Taking her spot beside the fuzzy octoling, Jackie pulls out The Pescatariat from Crab-N-Go for herself. As for the tiny Ahato...

"Do you think you you'll be able to eat all that? It is a lot of food..." What she got for Ahato was six full meals of the Mega Mountain a la Marigold. Which according to Celia, is supposed to be the equivalent of four individual Double-Fried Super Shwaffle back at the Crust Bucket back in Inkopolis Square before Crusty Sean closed it to go on a trip. Jackie's sure it's an exaggeration but with how big the mountains are, she hopes that it's enough for Ahato.

"I'm sure I will. And if not, then I can always share them with you." Ahato smiles as she looks over at the inktoling before at the comically large fried meals sitting around her. "I'm sure you wouldn't mind a tiny belly rub from me after you eat one or two of these."

Jackie blushes at the remark before watching her tiny girlfriend dive into one of six of the mountains, plowing through it at an incredible speed. It was both cute and disgusting how fast the tiny octoling was packing it away. Unwrapping her own food she is content to look at the view. It took around 5 minutes before glancing at Ahato to see that she was starting on her third mountain. Though she stops for a moment, looking up at Jackie. "I... Feel off..."

While there was a part of Jackie that wanted to point out that she has ate two of those massive things, the words fall silent in her mouth as she sees right before her very eyes, the fuzzy octoling surge in size. Like a full two feet in size. Almost as if the accelerated growth spurt drained all of her energy, she went back to eating the third one, which made her grow even faster. It doesn't take long before Ahato is now above her normal height of 7'5 and still growing.

Skootching away from the growing octoling, Jackie watches in amazement as she continues to grow, surpassing 15 feet in size as she wolfs down on the fourth mountain. By this point Jackie can see Ahato look down at her, slowly chewing her food as she processes this information.

"...Should I stop any time soon?"

"No." Jackie says firmly, surprising herself, "You should keep eating. Growing women need food in them after all." She knew that Ahato could see right through her with that, but shrugged and popped the fifth mountain in her mouth before shoving the sixth one in as well. This causes a growth spike, the octoling growing until she stops at what Jackie believes to be 9 meters tall if she were to stand up.

Once she was done growing, Ahato looks down at Jackie once more. "I know this is likely related to my... Condition involving my fuzz... But can we just keep it between us for now?"

Jackie nods her head at this. Normally she would be more professional about this, but she's been cooped up in Inkopolis for a long time, her girlfriend was missing before being found, and now she's on an date with her after who-knows-how-long. She thinks Celia can wait for a moment.

"Yeah, I can. Besides I feel like you need something else." Ahato raises a brow at the statement before realizing what she meant by that.

"Ah right. I still need my little inktoling dessert." Scooping Jackie up in her hand, she gives the smaller inktoling a big kiss, to which Jackie returns in full.

[skyward-floored]

Twilight and Warriors for the duos

Or Time and Wild

Yep for both :)

There’s Twilight and Warriors switch clothes and Warriors gets the hiccups (the whole group is there, but the moment with Twilight still makes me laugh even though this fic is olllld), and the entire chain gets sick (but there’s particular focus on Warriors and Twilight).

And for Wild and Time I pretty much only have Wild gets trapped in a repeating memory and Time (and Wind) gets him out for regular lu, though I guess this fic focuses on them both a little. Not much though. I do have a handful of IAU fics with them as well, but that’s a different dynamic going on.

[dreamauri]

what made you fall in love with formula one?

AAAA!!

okokok, when i was younger in 2011, our classes were colour coded, my class was blue. every Sunday, our grade (which was like 4 classes) would gather and watch a sport. on September 11, we watched the Italian gp. and since my class was blue we were cheering for the blue cars, redbull. I was practically in love with vettel since i saw him battel that day, i thought he was amazing👍

[samthecookielord]

Clive dying in a glue trap

i dont remember what the pose is ive never drawn the glue trap meme before

[starstaiined]

hmm. it’s the pisces.

and am i wrong?