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iguessweallcrazyithinktho · 3 years ago

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𝐣'𝐞𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐝𝐞 𝐥'𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐫

𝐶𝑎𝑛 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑑𝑜 𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝐶ℎ𝑟𝑖𝑠 𝐸𝑣𝑎𝑛𝑠 𝑖𝑠 𝑚𝑎𝑑 𝑎𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑟 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑠ℎ𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑑𝑛’𝑡 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑛 𝑑𝑜?

Title means fuck love

Genre: angst

Warning: false accusations, yelling.. some other stuff

Pairing: Chris Evans x reader

Author note: I ran out of titles so y'all will be getting stuff in different languages

I don't give you permission to post my content anywhere

Comment and reblogs welcome

Enjoy

Both you and Chris had just returned from a Christmas dinner with the Evans family. The whole time you were there he had ignored you, you had no idea why either. He had been ignoring you since this morning. At first you could take it, but after a while you had enough. You needed to know why.

Chris parked the car in the driveway, he quickly shut it off then exited the car. You groaned as you opened the car door letting yourself out. By time you reached the porch Chris had already entered the house.

You did the same. "What the hell is your problem?" You shut— well slammed the door as you entered. Dodger was about to greet you, but when he noticed you were upset he backed away and went to his bed.

You walked into the kitchen, Chris was standing over the counter with a beer in his hand. You walked over to him and took the bottle from his hand.

"So are you going to tell me what your problem is?" You watched as Chris clenched his jaw. His grip on the counter tighten as he shut his eyes and exhaled.

"y/n..." Chris turned to you. "I know you have been using me for my money and fame. I'm not surprised, most girls do, but I expected you to be different."

"What are you even talking about? Are you on drugs" you yelled.

"don't play dumb y/n." Chris walked away from you. "I know you have been using me for my money and to show off to your little friends. You aren't slick as you think."

At this point you were dumbfounded by his accusations. You weren't using Chris in anyway. You don't know where this was coming from, but it sure was far from the truth.

"what the fuck do you mean I'm using you? Where the fuck are you getting this?"

You walked over to Chris, you crossed your arms and looked at him as you stood a few inches from him. Chris eyes didn't meet yours, he simply looked off into the distance with a clenched jaw.

"your friend, Melissa, told me. she told me you were using me."

You couldn't believe what you were hearing right now. "Are you fucking serious right now?" You laughed. "Melissa isn't my fucking friend! She's my enemy and has been since college. She is jealous of our relationship because she knows she'll never have you!"

Chris was about to interrupt you, but you weren't finished. "And why the fuck are you listening to her? Im your girlfriend, you're supposed to trust me not some.. bitch you don't even know! Do you not trust me?"

If it was possible steam would be coming out of your ear from how angry you were at Chris. The fact that he would rather believe someone else other than you pissed you off.

Chris ran his hand over his beard. He said nothing to you and the more you waited the more it hurt you.

"you know what, I'm going to go. When you decide that you want to act like an adult instead of a child, call me."

You walked over to the kitchen table, you picked up your keys and walked out the house. part of you wanted him to run after you, but you knew his stubbornness was going to let him. You been with him for 4 years, you knew he wasn't going to cave or admit he's wrong that easily.

You got in the car and drove from Chris' house. You needed to clear your head without Chris being around to make you feel like shit over something you didn't do. Love fucking sucks sometimes.

Beep beep 🚗

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#chris evans #chris evans x reader #chris evans fanfiction #chris evans imagines #Chris Evans angst #Chris Evans x you

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falcqns · 3 years ago

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who r your parents in ur drs ?

lmao the way i just scoured through my inbox for this ask after telling Nat about this. i added siblings as well bc i have a few asks about siblings nad where i fit so i thought id clump them together!

under the cut!:

Fame DR:

Mom: Jennifer Aniston Dad: Brad Pitt Stepmom: Angelina Jolie Children in age order: Me Shiloh (half) Vivienne (half) Maddox (half) Zahara (half) Knox (half) Pax (half)

Florence DR:

Mom: Scarlett Johansson Stepdad: Colin Jost Dad: Chris Evans Stepmom: Melissa Jefferson (Lizzo) Children in age order: Me Rose (half) Cosmo (half)

Anthony x Chris DR (still in process of scripting): Dad: Anthony (adoptive) Dad: Chris Evans (adoptive) children in order: Anthony's 1st son (half) Anthony's 2nd son (half) Anthony's 3rd son (half) Me (i was adopted after his divorce, but born between the last two) Anthony's 4th son (half)

Tom Holland DR:

Mom: Rachel McAdams Stepdad: Jamie Linden Dad: Sebastian Stan Stepmom: Lily James (current) children in age order: Me Brother (half) Sister (half) - I wont be revealing their names at Mom's request

Evans sister Dr:

Mom: Lisa Capuano Dad: Robert Evans Stepmom: Bitch McBitchy children in age order: Carly Chris Scott Shanna Me Lily (half) Allison (half) Bobby (half)

Marvel DR (both)

Mom: Bobbi Morse Stepdad: Lance Hunter Dad: Clint Barton Stepmom: Laura Barton Siblings: Cooper (half) Lila (half) Nathaniel (Nate) [half]

Aaron Taylor Johnson DR:

Mom: same as CR Dad: same as CR Siblings are the same as my CR

Harry Potter DR:

Dad: Sirius Black Stepdad/Legal Guardian: Remus Lupin Mom: Maria Black (dead) Siblings: Harry Potter (adopted/technically cousin)

Criminal Minds: Mom: Emily Prentiss Dad: dont know yet, scripts unfinished

Defending Jacob DR

Mom: same as cr Dad: same as cr Siblings: same as cr

Dance Moms:

Mom: Elizabeth Olsen Stepdad: Robbie Arnett Dad: Tom Hiddleston Stepmom: Zawe Ashton

Mission Impossible:

Mother: Merna Meade Father: Jacob Meade Siblings in age order: Melissa Julia Rick Me

Princess DR:

Mom: Queen Marija Dad: King Øistein Siblings: none im an only child sis

Youtuber: Mom: Adrianne Palicki Dad: Henry Cavill Stepdad: Scott Grimes

Murdoch Mysteries: Mom: Julia Ogden Dad: William Murdoch Siblings: none (ik William has a kid, i havent seen the new season yet)

CG/L:

Mom: same as cr Dad: same as cr Siblings: same as cr

#ava's anons #ava's a shifter

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the-word-from-george · 3 years ago

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A Valentine For My Fans

Hello my darlings! Below the cut, I have created a gift for the ages just for you. Through careful scouring of only the best music from my playlists, I bring you one song that makes me think of each of you in some way. Perhaps a little secret only you and I know, perhaps a riveting estimation of who you are as a person, or maybe simply the vibe I think you give off, enjoy the soundtrack to Elias, California.

And don’t forget, it’s not mean if it’s true.

Love, Georgie

Adam - The Devil Wears A Suit and Tie by Colter Wall

Alejandro - Sitting At Home by Hunter Parrish

Aurora - Better Dig Two by The Band Perry

Anna - I Wanna Dance With Somebody by Whitney Houston

Barley - Buy Dirt by Jordan Davis

Beckham - Monster by Skillet

Beverly - Lost Girls by Lights

Cassandra - Cross Me by Ed Sheeran

Daisy - Formation by Beyonce

Dani - Hand In My Pocket by Alanis Morisette

Daphne - Power by Little Mix

Donald - Somewhere Only We Know by Keane

Elizabeth - Heads Carolina Tails California by Jo Dee Messina

Elsa - All of That Love From Here by Wynona Judd

Eugene - God Bless The Broken Road by Rascal Flatts

Florian - This Is Gospel by Panic at the Disco

Fran - Golden Days by Panic at the Disco

Freddy - We Belong Together by Mariah Carey

Giulia - Escapade by Janet Jackson

Hades - The Kill by Thirty Seconds To Mars

Haven - I’m the Only One by Melissa Etheridge

Hercules - Stereo Hearts by Gym Class Heroes

Howl - I Thought She Knew by NSync

Jack - Outside by Mariah Carey

Jim - No Roots by Alice Merton

Kairi - Island of the Sun by Winona Oak

Katalina - Hit and Run by LOLO

Kiara - Wild Things by Alessia Cara

Kit - Heavy by Linkin Park

Leia - You Gotta Be by Des’ree

Logan - Here by Alessia Cara

Luca - When I Reach the Place I’m Going by Wynona Judd

Luke - Nice To Meet Ya by Niall Horan

A note: I don’t really know you yet and so, hello, very nice to meet you. I’ll be watching you.

Mael - On the Regular by Shamir

Mavis - My Oh My by Camila Cabello

Meg - Love Is A Battlefield by Pat Benatar

Mickey - Hurt by Johnny Cash

Minnie - Classic by MKTO

Mollie - Love Is On the Radio by McFly

Monty - Everlong by Foo Fighters

Nala - A Million Dreams by P!nk

Penny - LA Devotee by Panic at the Disco

Philip - She Is His Only Need by Wynona Judd

Reagan - Fire and Gold by Bea Miller

Riku - Safe and Sound by The Civil Wars

Roxanne - The Road Less Traveled by Lauren Alaina

Roxas - Smells Like Teen Spirit by Malia J

Sadie - Celebrity Skin by Hole

Sally - I Call The Shots by Hannah Hutson

Simba - Hall of Fame by The Script

Sophie - Sit Still Look Pretty by

Sora - Brave by Sara Bareilles

Sulley - Celebrity by NSync

Tyler - Why Won’t You Love Me by 5 Seconds of Summer

Varian - Hero by Mariah Carey

A note : I also don’t know you very well, but I hear this is something you’re into. Don’t say Georgette Foxworth never gave you anything.

Vidia - Build A Bitch by Bella Poarch

Victoria - Stand Still, Look Pretty The Wreckers

Victor - Overwhelmed by Royal and the Serpent

Wally - Tell Him by Lauryn Hill

#this took forever #forever #like forever #the sacrifices I make for George's craft #if you're unsure why she chose it for your character ask away #I do have reasons

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calypsoff · 4 years ago

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Eighty Three.

I should maybe get out of bed, I swear I have been so spoilt staying with Mel, she does so much for Rylee. Every morning she is there, and she even says it to me, you relax in bed, and I can take the morning feeds and stuff with her, that is the kindest thing from Mel. She knows I am stressed the hell out; I hide it so well away from everything, but I am stressed, I always hate to be unsure of the future, I hate that it’s uncertain and that I am unsure of us, but I have begun to stop caring and start living. I think the more people are figuring it out, the less I am starting to care. And that is very much down to Chris, he did what he wanted, and he went on that tour with Drake, he’s done the video with him, and he is so cocky. His groupie ass was all on Instagram posting, he has posted more than he has ever before. I mean he expects me to care, I don’t though. Chris and I shared out our time with Rylee for Christmas, I decided to let him have her for Christmas and then I had her for the New Year because I wanted her for my anniversary, I needed that. Not like he cared, he bought her back the next day. Mel sees him, I don’t. I stay away, I am at the studio most of the time now anyways. I entered the new year unsure of my marriage, I didn’t predict this at all, but now that Chris is pictured constantly out, looks like people are starting to know about us. He doesn’t text me about anything besides when he says I will be getting Rylee on this day, that is it. He is being stubborn and honestly the ball is in his court. I did lowkey thought he may have done something for our first anniversary like I don’t know, send flowers to me. It makes me think, was I that bad with him. Or is it because he finally got some fame and he wants to go out there and try that, I think it’s the second option but I am just going to have to do me, do what is best for my daughter because I can’t continue in taking his shit, his nasty mouth too and for him to feel I trapped him, that does hurt me a lot to know he feels that but my year has started way different then what I assumed it to be, I was looking for a good family Christmas and New Year, it was far from that but I rather have stayed here then go Barbados and cried.

Yusuf is here, I wanted to change my hair “morning, oh wow. Rylee went to you!?” I spat, I am so shocked seeing that Rylee went to Yusuf like that, she isn’t the type to go to everyone “bitch what is wrong with me!? Why wouldn’t she” I shrugged “I don’t know, I barely like you nigga!” waving him off, my daughter is content so I can go and make something “has Rorrey arrived?” I asked looking around “Rorrey?” Mel questioned “mhmm yeah” Mel is looking at me gone off “you all looking around like you lowkey scared” looking back at Mel “not scared just explaining you know, he text me. He said why is nobody answering at your home, I said I am at Mel’ so he is coming here. But he doesn’t know, he did say I am hearing things so yeah. I just don’t want to explain to him, you know? They got on so well so I am trying to make it not as bad but to him he will not like it, so he is coming” Mel cringed “maybe lay it to him lightly about it I guess” nodding my head “Yusuf please don’t ask” I know he is going too “oh and I messaged Chris, I mean you have been going to the door and stuff. Personally I haven’t seen him so I text him saying Rylee is going to the doctors today, do you want to come with me because she is having like four or five injections, she will need some snuggles and soothing, I think it’s good if we go together, for her. He messaged me back, I am in Canada. And I then messaged him back saying there is planes, this was last night. Then I just told him to fuck off, pretty much so yeah. That happened, I just felt like Chris should be there, but he is having a tantrum. He said to me, when he called me. Last time I will pick up his calls, he said that I am being a bitch towards him and that I have always disrespected him, never made him feel like a man, I am like the fuck? This isn’t my fault you didn’t make the money; he didn’t want to be in the house I paid for, then leave. He is the one that is away from his daughter, not me. So you can come with me for her injections please Mel” Mel nodded her head “one of you need to cave in” I laughed “not going to be me!” I spat as I walked off.

Rylee is exhausted to say the least, she really cried her heart out about the needles, and I don’t blame her. They tried to hurry the process as much as they could, but it was going to hurt her, she just fell asleep in the SUV and still is as we got back to the apartment “this is why I hate apartments” I said to Mel, paparazzi be on my ass outside these places “sorry” she apologised “don’t be” opening the SUV door “shall I carry her?” Mel asked, shaking my head walking around the car “move out of the way” this SUV driver be having the base of Rylee seat in his car, I told him pretty much you are the only person to pick me up. The company swaps around the drivers but I said that he has to remain, no way am I going to be taking the base of the car seat in and out. These things are heavy as shit too, stepping onto the step and reaching to the sides to unclick the car seat “I got the bags” Mel said, placing the blanket over the seat. Lifting the car seat as I stepped down “you want me to carry her?” my driver asked, “no thank you, I have her now” the paparazzi did move to the side when I walked back around with Rylee “you are looking beautiful Rihanna, is the family ok?” that question is sly, they want to know what is happening with Chris and I of course. I mean a lot of people want to know but it’s just a break, that is what I will put it down too and will continue to just say that. Fuck what anyone else says and thinks, and if he does decide that I rather fuck other bitches then he is gone from my life forever.

I took in a deep breath; my brother is here. Yusuf let him in, I said we wasn’t going to be long “sister, how is the niece?” he has come here with that Barbadian tan, I miss my home so much “eh! You say my name first” he laughed hugging me “I missed you so so much at Christmas and New Year, I missed my niece too. I just missed you a lot, we all did. The gifts to us were beautiful” I smiled at him “she is in the car seat but asleep, please don’t wake her. She has been so stressed out, Melissa please can you just put her in the crib, I need to get Yusuf to do my hair for me. He has been waiting for a while now” I know he doesn’t mind but it’s unfair “I am used to you now, being a mother is first” I laughed, I laughed because Yusuf doesn’t know my plan was for him to babysit “Rorrey, can you babysit for me?” he is here now “I mean Yusuf was going to be my victim but now you’re here, uncle Rorrey” Yusuf yelped out “you sly bitch! I didn’t even know I was a victim of this” he cackled “well now you know” I am such a bitch, I do not want someone I don’t know taking care of her, I will see how she is when she wakes up before I decide “hey, Robyn. I know you dodging me, but we need to talk” I sighed out “I am setting up anyways” Yusuf said.

Rorrey is obviously not going to let me not say anything, he knows me so well too “I mean you have moved in here; I can tell because of all your stuff being around” playing with my hands putting my head down “I see rumours and stuff and I don’t like it, Rajad asking me and I say if Robyn was in trouble she would say so what is happening?” looking up at him “we are just having a little break away from each other, it is something we both need. It just stemmed from Chris feeling like I don’t treat him right and he feels I am holding him back, Chris just is very hot headed and stubborn which I know and feel I can handle, you know? But I couldn’t, he got angry that I mentioned to him about Drake wanting me more then a friend, he said that I am sabotaging his friendship, so the argument grew. Then Rakim, I am in contact with him still, jut friends. But Drake and him made a joke, you saw right?” Rorrey nodded his head “and Rakim said, I still speak to your wife. He then felt stupid, but I couldn’t take it anymore, the way he spoke to me. Couples have arguments but it wasn’t just that time, it’s like he doesn’t learn so I came here, and I said to him do what you like. If he cheats then we over but as you can see he is having fun” Rorrey nodded his head “I thought he was a good guy, I sensed he was a little temperamental, a little stupid at times. I did think why is he friends with Drake that close” he said, “that is my fault, I didn’t say it because it wasn’t anything serious but it seems like Drake is now in my marriage, but I want you to stay out of it, this is my issue and I can handle it, ok?” Rorrey nodded his head “if he lays a finger on you I will beat him” I chuckled “I know, he just all mouth, but we shall see” I sighed out “you really hurting” waving Rorrey off “don’t” I am going now, I need my hair done.

I have been very much hiding, like I haven’t been posting much or going out, like I am hiding for what. I mean besides the studio, so I decided that I am going out. I have tickets to the Clippers game, so I thought why not, I haven’t seen a basketball game in a while “you think Rylee is going to like your wig?” I snorted laughing, she might dislike me actually looking like this “well we shall see, I am feeling it though” turning to Yusuf “it suits you, it really does” pouting my lips out “oh wow, ok. I see you” I giggled at Mel; I got a pixie pink wig on. Like hell would I do it to my own hair, but I just wanted to do the most I guess, I am feeling a little crazy “I like it” Mel wouldn’t lie to me “let me go and see Rylee, she is awake” I can hear her crying, she may just cry with me but I hope not. I really want to go to this game, making my way to my bedroom. I have literally moved into this home “sis, I was thinking. It’s a little busy here, can I just stay at your home? He ain’t even there anyways” Rorrey said but he does have a point “of course you can but as long as you don’t argue and fight with him, I don’t want that, it’s my issue” he put his hands up “I won’t” do I trust him “nice hair though” I smiled as I walked off, I need to get my daughter. Walking over to the crib slowly “mamcita! Baby, calm down” looking down into the crib, I mean either she’s going to hate it or love it. Reaching into the crib and picking her out “ssshhh, it’s ok” he cries quietened down and that is when she kind of opened her eyes to take notice, she is really a mini me and I love that for her “hey” I smiled, her hazel eyes just staring at me “you know your momma don’t you, awwww. I love you, you like my hair baby? It will be off soon, but yeah. I need a change” making my way out of the bedroom, I am going to see what she is like with Rorrey but she seems content.

Rorrey looks so happy to Rylee “let me have her then” he opened his arms “what you been doing when you go to the studio then? I know you been there?” Rorrey asked “erm, I have had Rylee with me at the studio some days, ear defenders on but late night Mel is home and when I come home like five then Rylee wakes up I been staying up with her and Mel caught on, she has now taken over with that but I been working and being a mother, as I do. I also have a personal photographer now, Dennis. He is with me for like most of the time just taking pictures. I want to document my journey with it all so yeah, it’s work” Rorrey took my daughter from me “you are working hard, I will be here for her. Don’t be having to push yourself” smiling lightly “I know, I need too. I have the business venture I need to do so yeah. I am busy” walking off “you got my box of jewellery” I said to Mel “I do baby” making my way to the kitchen counter “keeping the ring on” Mel asked, she wasn’t even holding back “damn, like that?” I said laughing “yeah, just annoyed me. I hate that he is being that way, fame getting to your head type shit, he is so cocky too. You seen he has a gold grill? Like, who do you think you are, my sister made you” I shrugged “he hasn’t taken his off so yeah” what else can I say “well he needs the jewellery, that’s all he got” I chuckled, Mel is just funny.

I couldn’t help myself but post some picture of my new look while in the SUV going to the game, it feels so good to be out and just be me I guess “they going crazy saying Rihanna raiding Nicki’ closet now, what? I told you it suits you” I cooed out “thank you, I feel so good to be just me. Also smoke a blunt, I miss it. I am a little sad that feeding my daughter has been affected, like nothing is coming out now. And it’s because of me stressing, I told the doctor. She said stress can cause it, the stop of milk. Also I can go braless under this top, Chris wouldn’t have let me wear this. He disliked me ever not wearing a bra, I had to wear one always, he said only he can see my body but fuck you nigga, look at me now” I stuck my tongue “that’s my bitch, you go girl. You know what, it’s been a long time coming. But in a way, I didn’t know Chris was like that with you. I always saw the good but also I kind of saw his shit side at times, but we stick with he plan and we have fun yeah?” nodding my head, holding onto Mel’ hand.

My phone pinged again, third time now but she is posting constantly of herself in that hair. Looking at the photo anyways, the picture loaded up. She looks good but it’s whatever, they don’t know what Robyn is like. Locking my phone “ayyyeeee” Drake made his way over to me, getting my hand out as he dapped it “I been here for two days, you come now?” I said, he told me to just come and he will be back soon. I am supposed to be going on tour with him “busy, I thought why you need to come to the UK when I can come to you” that is annoying to be honest, he lied. He said he was here when he wasn’t and I could have been with Rylee for her injections “I am here now though” he patted my leg, nodding my head “yeah, yeah. Free weed though, thanks” I laughed “always, so she gave in?” rolling my eyes “gave in? Nigga, she just. Yeah, she makes me want to just I don’t know, I love her, I do. That is my twin always, but she didn’t ever let me live. A nigga just got out of jail; I want to live. I didn’t think she was ever insecure, but she seems it to me, even though she said she isn’t. Apparently you tried it with her?” I asked, I am asking because I want to know if it’s true because Drake always been one hundred with me “she gave me wrong signals, like when we were in the studio. No disrespect to your wife, she seemed to like me. But if she is not making you happy, then you know” nodding my head “the thing is yeah, I don’t want to lose her, but she needs to learn that I need space too, she is there telling that she can get other men, like to me that is disrespectful. You know, I don’t care though” laughing to myself “you both split?” he asked “erm, I don’t know. She said do what you like, you know. I had India hooting in my messages, I blocked her for Robyn, and I was like huh yeah, but she been hitting me up but nah, I am not down to cheat. I just want to annoy Robyn” Drake is laughing, I would laugh too “I can make that happen for you” I am sure he can, but I am missing her.

My timeline is full of Rihanna in that wig, she seems extra happy, and I am not even bitter. I liked her picture that is how much I don’t care for that, but she is so vibrant and happy, very happy. She is laughing and giggling, she has every man in that court struck from her vibe. And I dislike the braless shit, why can’t you just wear a fucking bra, it’s not hard. Also why is she holding her boob in front of the crowd like that, she really got them men under a spell. I haven’t seen her since, this is the first time since and it’s bittersweet “we going to party now” Chubbs said, nodding my head as I got up, I feel a little deflated, I don’t want to party actually but I rather do that then just look at pictures of her. I am literally refusing to see my daughter because Robyn doesn��t come to the door, it’s Mel constantly and I am like what the fuck, she is petty for this little break. This didn’t need to happen if she was just truthful to me. My phone pinged again, she posted again. Tapping on the notification, licking my lips staring down at the picture. She looks good.

#chrianna fanfiction #chrianna #chriannaff #chrianna ff #fanfic #fanfiction

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theequantumbee-blog · 6 years ago

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Gamerz Yall

Come on now, I know you want me to join in....hell, y'all even faked my kin.

I was gonna be the native slacker, but then I remembered that bitch named Dana...the heartless hacker.

I know you write backwards, I know the plan, but I just can't let my soul go... .i'm sorry, it's mine....my heart's only friend.

Now keep using my earthly name, it brought me some fame. Sacredly, my original moniker is locked, far from the flame.

-Melissa

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freecave · 3 years ago

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Sabrina family secret

Penn Jillette plays Drell, head of the Witches' Council.Clips of the video are shown in The Stinger for the episode too. Melissa Joan Hart had a movie coming out at the time that was titled Drive Me Crazy after the song - and she and Adrian Grenier appeared in the video as a tie-in. Britney Spears guest stars in the Season 4 premiere to perform "(You Drive Me) Crazy".Robbie Benson just had to do The Beast's voice when he showed up.This is not the first time Phil Fondacaro has played a troll.David Lascher previously played a character called Josh in Clueless - which had a crossover with this, featuring Sabrina.Buffy even says during the episode "she's our Sabrina". Around the same time she also starred in the Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode "Witch", where she also played the mother of a witch daughter or so we think as the episode goes on. Robin Ricker plays Cousin Marigold, the mother of a bratty witch daughter.Her magical gesture in both? Crossing her arms. Aunt Irma is played by Barbara Eden, who also played in another supernatural sitcom.When Tim, played by George Wendt of Cheers fame, walks into Hilda's coffee shop in a later episode, everyone raises their mugs and greets him, "Tim!".Salem also received his own series of books where he would get into his own adventures. There were also several novelizations, some of which tended to be more action-packed and adventure themed. While the show was airing, it received an Animated Adaptation in Sabrina: The Animated Series - produced by DIC Entertainment, this time with Melissa Joan Hart voicing the two aunts and her sister Emily Hart (who had a recurring role on the sitcom as Sabrina's bratty cousin Amanda) voicing Sabrina. Notable for its frequent guest stars, including Britney Spears, Avril Lavigne, Tara Lipinski, Daniel Bedingfield, *NSYNC, Usher, Backstreet Boys, Johnny Mathis, Dick Van Dyke, and Barbara Eden. Reruns aired on The Hub before the channel became Discovery Family. There were also two additional TV movies, Sabrina Goes to Rome and Sabrina Down Under featuring Tara Strong in a very rare live action role as a movie-exclusive character Gwen.įirst ran on ABC's TGIF line-up, before being picked up by The WB. The show was extremely similar in characterization and plot-structure to Out of This World (1987), but was in fact based on material which predated that show by several decades: the same Archie Comics as the series Sabrina and The Groovie Goolies - though the animated show went in a very different direction. Other fixtures in her life were her talking cat Salem (a witch punished for his megalomania by being trapped in an animal body), her oblivious love interest Harvey, and her mortal enemy Libby (former Trope Namer for the Alpha Bitch). She moves in with her witch aunts Hilda and Zelda, and learns to survive the pratfalls of high school with a little magic on her side. On her 16th birthday, Sabrina Spellman, resident of Westbridge, Massachusetts, discovers that she is a witch and has magical powers. None of the cast members carried over onto the show except Melissa Joan Hart as Sabrina, and Michelle Beaudoin who played Marnie in the movie and Jenny in the show. It was preceded by a Pilot Movie that aired on Showtime but had a different setting and continuity to the show (the movie was set in Riverdale, while the show was set in Westbridge). Sabrina the Teenage Witch is a live-action sitcom that ran from 1996 to 2003, based on the Archie comic book. That Sabrina character certainly gets around, doesn't she?

#Sabrina family secret

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elle-greenaways-wife · 2 months ago

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HEAVY YELLOWJACKETS SEASON 3 EPISODE 9 SPOILERS BELOW

oh big van and baby van my heart :(

THE SINGLE TEAR

OH I FORGOT THIS WAS HAPPENING HI SHAUNA

oh yuck

NOT THE FLOWERBED

oh we back in the wilderness hey shauna

'little girl' oh why do i hate this man

YOU TELL HIM SHAUNA

'we survived' YEAH BARELY, BABE

taivan fight i can't do this 😭

tell 'em misty

OH MY GOD MELISSA MISTY TAIVAN MEETUP

OH MY GOD X MARKS THE SPOT

what is travis doing

OH MY GOD THATS THE PIT

travis is pit girl confirmed

i hope shauna gets to kill kodiak

thank god they're being reasonable here

well, reasonable-ish

OH THE FREEZER WAS MISTY

yk what, go off misty, you tell them queen

I AM GOING TO KISS LOTTIE

oh he's going to try and kill her i don't like him anymore. i mean, i understand his thinking, but that is my little cult leader, sooooo...

CALLIE AND JEFF MY LOVLIES

that is a helicopter

GET OUT OF HERE WALTER

misty and her fuckass watch im crying i love her

where is van off to

OH IS THIS AB THE PHONE

i was correct

oh yeah melissa didn't know ab adam😬

melissa havin a chat with the mother-in-law

shauna jealoussssss

oh they are fightinggg

OUCH

oh she missed

JAVI MENTION IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2025

WAS SHE STANDING ON THE TRAP

lottie is jesus walking on water ahh

FATHER DAUGHTER ACTIVITIES I LOVE JEFF AND CALLIE

a very sexy lady go jeff

i need to give him a hug😭

shauna missing melissa

hashtag don't trust kodiak

OH SHAUNA KNEW is it because of the hair? she got some kinda wierd connection now, huh

O SHE STABBED HIM hannah is a yellowjacket now

misty digging deeper go queen

I JUST HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT WALTER I CAN'T EXPLAIN IT

yes distract him go queen

WHAT DO YOU SEE MISTY

DID WALTER KILL HER AS SOME KINDA FUCKED UP WAY TO GET TO MISTY I BET HE DID

TAI NO

ooh dream sequence

ITS THE PHONE FROM THE TITLE SEQUENCE

tai and other tai fight omg

she just gonna cut the rope (i hope)

oh nat😭😭 NO I NEED TO HUG HER

snow

THE TRANSPONDER

NAT'S GONNA FIND OUT I BET YOU ANYTHING

SHIT

i knew she was just gonna cut the ropes

but you're not gonna kill her

and they hug and i cry

WOAH

HUH

NO NO NO MELISSA YOU FUCKASS HOE

NO TAI I CANT

what the FUCK

not the fucking plane

sobbing so hard i actually threw up

did not enjoy that

ill see you all next week

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your-earwormblog-blog · 6 years ago

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THINK PIECE - LIZZO: TRUTH HURTS

As a child, I was overweight.

I particularly struggled between the ages of 7 and 13, and for those six years I was bullied for being bigger than most of my peers. I’m a healthy weight now but I occasionally feel like those childhood experiences still burden me. I often struggle with body image and suffer unnecessary self-consciousness regarding my weight. And although I wouldn’t change a single thing about my life, because it’s made me who I am today, what I’m saying is - I know what it’s like to be ‘fat’.

“The woke have spoken: fat is fab” calls Daniella Davis in her article for Spectator USA. Similarly to her, I disagree that obesity is a lifestyle worth preaching, but as much as I try to convince myself otherwise, I find inescapable nuances of obesity normalisation in everything that is Lizzo as an artist.

I’m sorry to say this, I really am. I’m the first to shake my booty and wave my finger in the air singing:

“I just took a DNA test,

turns out,

I’m a hundred per cent,

that bitch.”

Her music slaps, there’s no doubt about it. Moreover, her likeness is unavoidable and that’s precisely where grave danger lies. Lizzo raps and sings never-ending messages of self-love and confidence boosting lyrics. Characteristics, which we can all agree are something ever-decreasing in modern society. And I praise her for this. But her rapid ascension of the fame ladder means that she now has many adoring fans who look up to her as an idol. I can’t help but imagine how those people live in a world where being obese is something which is not only a normality, but actually promoted! Just read these lines and weep:

‘Slow songs, they for skinny hoes.’ ‘Look at my ass it’s fitty-fitty fat.’ ‘Come eat some of this cake, he look like he could gain a little weight / lick the icing off, put the rest in your face.’ ‘Thank god, thank god, I’m gettin’ thicker.’

Those aren’t just lines that promote obesity. In fact, even worse. I can’t help but feel that they target those who are a healthy weight, or perhaps even the opposite end of the spectrum to Lizzo; underweight.

Before you jump to assumptions, I have nothing against people that are overweight. I don’t even think there’s anything wrong if Lizzo or anyone else likes or wants to be a bigger female, male or non-binary. To be frank, I think she’s beautiful.

However, considering the unprecedented pool of knowledge that the contemporary medical world has equipped us with regarding unhealthy eating and its consequent damage on physical and mental health, there’s absolutely no excuse for its promotion to the masses. Furthermore, in my native UK, the problem of obesity puts avertable strain on our beloved NHS.

Maybe someone should educate Melissa on the fatal dangers that obesity poses regarding heart disease, strokes, diabetes, arthritis and cancer.

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womenofcolor15 · 6 years ago

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Lizzo Has All The Juice In Versace On British VOGUE's December '19 Cover!

British VOGUE knows what’s up! Lizzo is the cover star on their December 2019 issue and chick is slaying it up in Versace. See her spread and more inside…

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Making her regal debut as the star of the second of #BritishVogue’s two December covers is @LizzoBeeating. More than a musician, Lizzo is a movement. Her messages of power, positivity and self-love have earned her a cult following of millions around the world. In the December issue, the star spends time with @Miss_Zing discussing coming full circle as one of the world’s biggest solo rap artists, female empowerment and being crowned this generation’s queen of body-positive pop. Read the full interview in the new issue, on newsstands Friday 8 November. #Lizzo wears a @Versace dress, @AdrienneLandau feather boa, @Chopard earrings, @Wempe and @VerduraJewelry rings and @TiffanyAndCo bracelet. Photographed by @Kloss_Films, styled by @DenaGia and DoP @GaryBardizbanian, with hair by @YusefHairNYC, make-up by @ReneeGarnes and nails by @NailsByMarySoul.

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Turns out, Lizzo really is 100% that b**** on the cover of British VOGUE magazine! Yassssss sis!

The “Juice” songstress (above, outside the Global Radio studios in a Burberry Puffer coat) served up Versace drip and glam on the second cover of British VOGUE magazine’s December 2019 issue. And yes, this is the singer's first VOGUE cover.

Inside, the 31-year-old entertainer opened up about embracing exactly who she is and encourages her fan base to do the same. However, when it comes to the “body positive” label, she’s cautious because some folks are using the term to cash in on a trend.

“Anybody that uses body positivity to sell something is using it for their personal gain. That’s just it,” Lizzo shared. “We weren’t selling anything in the beginning. We were just selling ourselves and selling ourselves on the idea – selling ourselves on ourselves, you know?”

Here’s what our good sis is selling:

"I’m not trying to sell you me,” she said. “I’m trying to sell you, you.”

A word.

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“I want you to know that if you can love me, you can love your goddamn self.” Born in Detroit to a religious family and raised in Texas, Melissa Jefferson, a.k.a. Lizzo’s special brand of influence act like an antidote and in today’s image-obsessed age. In her first cover interview for #BritishVogue, the star opens up to @Miss_Zing about all things fame and fortune, learning to nurture her own needs and navigating global fame. Read the full interview in the new issue, on newsstands Friday 8 November. #Lizzo photographed by @Kloss_Films, styled by @DenaGia and DoP @GaryBardizbanian, with hair by @YusefHairNYC, make-up by @ReneeGarnes, nails by @NailsByMarySoul.

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The Detroit native (who was raised in Houston) said growing up, she never saw women or girls who looked like her in the media, so she’s using her platform to show other women and girls that there are successful women doing it up out here – no matter what they look like.

“I would watch things on television and I would look at magazines and I would not see myself,” she explained. “When you don’t see yourself, you start to think something’s wrong with you. Then you want to look like those things and when you realize it’s a physical impossibility, you start to think, ‘What the f*ck is wrong with me?’ I think that took a greater toll on me, psychologically, growing up than what anyone could have said to me.”

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“I’m not trying to sell you me, I’m trying to sell you, you.” In today’s image-obsessed age, @LizzoBeeating is a megawatt beacon of self-assurance - so utterly herself that it is impossible for it not to rub off on you. Read the full interview with @Miss_Zing and see the full story in the December 2019 issue of #BritishVogue, on newsstands Friday 8 November. #Lizzo photographed by @Kloss_Films, styled by @DenaGia and DoP @GaryBardizbanian, with hair by @YusefHairNYC, make-up by @ReneeGarnesa and nails by @NailsByMarySoul.

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Our fave twerking/singer/rapper/flautist almost quit music the day she released “Truth Hurts,” but the song took off and put her directly in the limelight. Looking back, she said had she gained notoriety earlier, she may not have been able to handle it.

“I think if I was 21 right now, I would not be able to maintain this lifestyle without having major anxiety and panic attacks,” she told the publication. “But thank God, my journey is all about self-care and finding that love for yourself and nurturing yourself. Because that’s what artists need more than anything.”

Won't he do it!

You can read more from her interview here.

Below, Lizzo drops a few of her "firsts" during a behind-the-scenes interview for her VOGUE shoot:

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Lizzo's cover hits newstands tomorrow!

By the way, all you f*** boys steer clear of Lizzo:

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Please do not send me poems, letters, or paintings if ur side bitch is still playing dress up in ur home. I’m doing great. Leave me alone, thanks.

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BONUS:

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Is this the coolest teacher ever or what? Dorothy Mallari, a second grade teacher, starts off her students’ day with a PG-remix of @lizzobeeating’s “Truth Hurts.” Best part? It’s Lizzo approved!

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Second grade teacher Dorothy Mallari went viral for using some Lizzo-inspo to get her students excited for school every morning! Adorbs.

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jonathantoubin · 6 years ago

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NYC! TOMORROW! BROOKLYN BAZAAR! announcing the distinguished panel of judges determining the $100 1AM Metropolis Vintage DANCE-OFF! - BITCHES BREW aka dj MELISSA LOPEZ LEACH - KATE CARETTA HAIR MAGIC of ANIMAL SHOW - KATIE KOPACZ of DJ HOT DOG fame - SKROACH HOUSE aka fine artiste DANIEL IRONS - WISHA KUNGSANAN of SIREN SOUNDS/ MURMRR - ZACHERY BUTLER of MYSTERY LIGHTS and super secret surprise judge! definitely turn up early for live SHEER MAG, SMARTHEARTS, and MIGHTY FINE! and stay late for dancing til 3AM with me and most fabulous shadow dancers DEE DEE DAME and ERIN SHEEHY! catch thee clap! @zbuttzz @carrettacarretta @daniel_krykie_irons @hotdog_recall @cherry_colored_funk @bkbazaar @metropolisnycvintage @sheermagofficial (at Brooklyn Bazaar) https://www.instagram.com/p/BwdF6M-l9yz/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=jb1to8ajq7i5

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vividlyvic · 8 years ago

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thoughts on abby lee miller going to jail and dance moms reaction

abby got a real lenient time sentence. she really won't be forgotten and probably be making news for something. she'll also come out real skinny. if anything, this is the long awaited break she needed to possibly reflect on some of her choices which led to harming others emotionally. still, we cannot forget that karma is a real thing. abby indeed got her dose of it for her erratic behavior. the mothers rejoicing are about to get their dose of karma as well. those mothers willingly stayed on a show KNOWING abby's behavior was outrageous. they were stuck in a lengthy contract, however, not until season 2. they could've left after season 1, and mind you, these ladies had been with abby nearly a decade prior. kelly GREW UP under abby and even had her own dance studio competing against hers, yet found herself at the ALDC over and over again. christie and abby has said that she was on her way out prior to the show due to abby's treatment, but used her daughter's bond with the girls as a reason to stay. melissa willingly and undoubtedly stayed and benefitted greatly because of it. holly is probably the only one who didn't know what she got herself into, because she was working. still, she remained on the show and consistently tried to impose her will on abby but never gave her credit for when she was trying to include nia. the other moms watched the show, was on her competition show, LOVED her, but will go ahead and throw her under the bus. they were well aware of what abby was going through but would do season after season bitching about things they KNEW abby didn't have her focus on. She's said so many times before, she was done with you once you're a teen, so why the constant back and forth? all of these moms are being the terrible examples for their kids that abby always pointed out. they don't rise above. they're petty, bitter, and spiteful. now i might revel in justice being served to a murderer or rapist, but never simply bc i despised the person. my hate does not bring more love or show others to love who you hate. i think minister dawn is very hypocritical considering her title. she probably used God to justify it too. if you really think about it, these moms are upset because of their daughters confidence being tarnished when they are the ones who allowed it. they are upset bc abby never gave them their way when you rly wouldnt have a say at any other dance studio or even a hollywood job for that matter. they knew what they were getting themselves into. projection is real. they all dump their problems on abby--especially kira, holly, christie and kelly--when their daughters are MILLIONAIRES because of her. they can think it was their daughters who made the show all they want, but the only one making a name for themselves OUTSIDE of Lifetime and social media, is maddie (who owes abby the most respect, so i really want to know what went down between the zieglers and abby). the moms let fame get to them and became entitled af. they leave and turn their backs on her and accuse her of using them when they were using her all the while. they wanted to quit but have the focus still be on them. they didnt have the balls to quit the show and not return. even christie rid on the shows last wave. it's bc of abby she could even return. if the drama wasn't apparent between the two it wouldnt happen. all in all if the moms don't care that's fine. but to post your party bc of it makes them just as disgusting. those moms have ALL said disgusting things towards abby and about her but we don't get to hear it. they get to save face and use abby as the scapegoat. if only they realized their daughters fame is on the downfall during this jail sentence. none are interesting enough to keep an eye on without the show. not even maddie. brynn, ashley, the minis, sarah, etc. know the true meaning of getting to know someone beyond the monster they present. i commend them. shit even cathy was an adult about the situation. i don't think people grasp what jail is truly like.

#dancemoms #dance #dance moms #dancers #dancemom #lifetime #abby lee miller #abbylee #nia sioux #kendall vertes #kelly hyland #chloe lukasiak #maddie ziegler #mackenzie ziegler #melissa gisoni #holly frazier #jill vertes #kira girard #kalani hilliker

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noahfence1d · 8 years ago

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On a muggy May morning in a penthouse in Battersea, southwest London, the delectable self-styled “chef and food consultant” Tess Ward is slumped on an enormous grey sofa, cradling a cup of peppermint tea and musing on the downsides of social media.

“Snapchat I’ve deleted, Twitter — don’t really do it,” she says wearily, her home counties accent as sharp as mandolined celeriac. “I’m even a little bit out of love with Instagram. At the moment I’m getting a lot of direct messages there, but I respectfully choose not to reply to them, because they’re all, like, er . . . interesting. I want a break,” she wails, her tones turning mock-northern. “I just want a break.”

Why is Ward so disillusioned? She’s a key member of today’s cohort of gorgeous, uber-connected food writers/chefs/wellbeing gurus (think “Deliciously” Ella Mills of the Sainsbury dynasty and former models Jasmine and Melissa Hemsley), following the favoured career path for upper-crust pretty things, whom the satirical website the Daily Mash unkindly categorised under the headline “Sexy posh girls unveil bullshit fad diet”.

As in all their cases, Instagram has been key to building Ward’s brand: she has nearly 130,000 followers, mesmerised by her soft-focus lifestyley/foodie shots of toasted almonds and beetroot salad, Ward doing yoga on a Yucatan beach, sweet potato and avocado brunches, Ward sunbathing on the shores of Lake Como and looking foxy at the polo in a bright-red floral Gucci shirt . . .

This last shot, posted early last week, nearly broke social media, not to mention a million teenage hearts — and brought her an additional 50,000 followers. It was apparent confirmation that Ward was — as had been rumoured for days — going out with Harry Styles of the boyband One Direction. Only four days earlier he had been seen about town in an identical £530 shirt.

That same day Ward was papped in the passenger seat of an Audi being driven by Styles, whose first solo album was about to be released. Instantly, she became a 21st-century Yoko Ono, loathed by loyal Directioners who are notorious for making voodoo dolls and sending death threats to any woman with whom their idols are spotted socialising.

They started trolling Ward’s social media. An innocuous Instagram snap of her mango and honey ice cream (dairy-free, obvs) attracted more than 3,000 comments along the lines of “Go awaaay”, “Ew”, “This looks disgusting” and “social climber”.

On Amazon her cookbook The Naked Diet, which had so far received about a dozen four and five-star reviews, overnight attracted a tranche of one-star write-ups, along the lines of “boring” and “unoriginal”.

“It’s been so weird, the hate messages . . . very bizarre,” Ward sighs, her fragile frame hunched. “I’m not the kind of person who’s interested in fame and if you’re put in an environment which you don’t understand and you can’t control and you don’t want, it’s horrible.”

She bites her lip; her doll-like, tanned face bleak. “Reporters have turned up at my mum’s house several times, at my old house. I just want to do what I love and that’s cook, it really is.”

So what’s going on? Is Ward, 27, going out with Styles, 23?

“I literally don’t have anything to say about that,” she sighs, as her PR snaps: “My clients don’t talk about their personal lives.”

Many distraught Directioners are convinced there’s nothing to talk about because this is all a publicity stunt to flog cookbooks (although what’s in it for Styles is less clear). Last weekend, Ward attended his “secret” London gig until, according to one fan who claimed on Twitter to have been standing near by, she was told by Styles’s people: “That’s enough, you can leave now.” In other words, her presence had been noted, job done.

If this is all a ploy to boost Ward’s profile, I doubt she would be so visibly shaken. Shortly after we meet, Ward disables her Instagram messaging facility, posting: “For everyone following and messaging me, I am thankful but please be kind to me. All I want is to share beautiful food with you all.”

Assuming there is a relationship, then Styles, who is refusing to comment, is a lucky chap. Because, even compared to his arm-long list of exes (Taylor Swift, Kendall Jenner, Caroline Flack, Pixie Geldof, Rod Stewart’s daughter and someone from Made in Chelsea), Ward is a catch, ridiculously pretty in frayed jeans and an embroidered denim jacket, bobbed fair hair, endearingly darker at the roots, framing an angelic face — a testament to the power of good genes and quinoa.

She’s also — when not brooding on her role as Britain’s most-hated woman — extremely likeable: voluble and friendly with a dry sense of humour.

“People can be so weird,” she continues on the social media theme. “You post a salad and they’re like, ‘That’s not nutritionally balanced.’ I like to be playful. There’s a slight puritanism about the way a lot of people post about food — they’ll be like, ‘I’m eating this salmon bowl and it’s got all these omegas, it’s perfect for getting your skin to glow.’ I’m like, ‘I don’t care! It’s a f***ing salmon salad!’ ” She frowns as she scrolls through comments on her Instagram feed. “Here’s this pasta recipe I’ve written. ‘Even if it’s not perfect it’s good when it’s made with love’ — that’s a bit too earnest. I was like, ‘Ew! God, far too nice for me.’ ”

Part of London’s It crowd (she is forever being snapped at parties with minor royals and the models Suki Waterhouse and Amber Le Bon and was, allegedly, introduced to Styles via “mutual friends”), Ward has walked here in Battersea from the house she shares in west London. “I used to live alone, but when you cook, you need people around to offload the food.” She’s looking to buy in hipper Stoke Newington, nearer the buzzing bars and restaurants.

Her parents — she has a brother, who’s a student — divorced when she was ten. Her father, who lives between west London and Oxfordshire, works for a multinational property company. “Dad’s a bit nuts; he wears tweed suits and bright purple shirts and odd socks always,” she says, smiling, scrolling through her phone to find a picture. “Look, here he is going to a fancy-dress party, dressed as bouillon, so in a chicken hat.”

Her mother, who lives in Oxford, is a yoga teacher. “She’s very spiritual, she sends me pictures of her in her crystal healing area. So cute. I have the best parents. They’re very progressive, bohemian, they’ve always been like, ‘Do whatever you like, it’s your body, it’s your life’, but everything has consequences and as a result I’ve always been very responsible.”

Ward was a tomboyish child, happiest helping her maternal grandfather, a farmer, to “pluck pheasants and gut fish’’. She attended a Quaker boarding school, then a small private day school for girls in Oxford. “I hated it. I was disruptive and got in so much trouble. I really didn’t feel the cookie-cutter school system was for me.”

However, she flourished at the local private sixth form college and ended up following a classic upper-middle-class path of reading history of art at the University of Leeds where, with a lot of free time, she held “a lot of dinner parties”.

On graduating, she did some modelling “but that didn’t sing for me”, so studied classical French cooking at Le Cordon Bleu, before working at various establishments including the Ritz and River Cottage.

“Cooking for people didn’t really do it for me. You’re always making the same stuff, and in a restaurant the hours are long and it’s hard physical labour. You’re on your feet for at least 14 hours a day and I’m not very big — my parents were like, ‘You’re quite pale and weathered.’ ”

She started reviewing restaurants for Grazia magazine, consulting brands such as Fortnum & Mason and Grey Goose. In the future she is hoping to open a restaurant and write a sequel to The Naked Diet, whose title reflects Ward’s “stripped back” approach to unprocessed food.

Like Ella Mills, Ward has been “mindful” of what she eats as a result of health issues — travelling alone around India on her gap year she picked up a parasite that was eventually cured by a clinical nutritionist (she has done an online course at the Institute of Integrative Nutrition). She’s allergic to soya and avoids wheat: “It gives me a stomach ache.” She doesn’t eat dessert much because “I don’t have a terribly sweet tooth” and dislikes melted cheese — “so pizza’s out”. She has just given up red meat “more for the planet than for dietary reasons. Other than that, I’m pretty relaxed.”

The #avotoast world is an increasingly crowded one and can be bitchy. Last year she had a skirmish with the Bake Off finalist Ruby Tandoh, after Ward tweeted: “Let’s all make baking books and wonder why the world has health and sugar addiction problems.” Tandoh lashed back calling her a “denizen of the weight loss industry” on Twitter, screenshotting a reference to a “Skinny Bitch” cooking class Ward had hosted.

“A lot of girls in food aren’t so nice,” Ward says. “Though the Hemsleys really are good girls. I went to their first book launch when I was submitting my first draft, looked around and thought, ‘This is the beginning of a thing, isn’t it?’

“Ella’s book was coming out, it became a wave and the media lumped us into one category. But I was very aware that these were girls telling people what they should eat. I’m not a qualified nutritionist, I’m a chef — my standpoint is food being delicious primarily and secondarily what’s good for you.

“Healthy living is a trend and that’s more my thing than clean eating, which is a fad and something I feel I was pulled into. The vegan and the clean can perpetuate a lot of other problems, which aren’t good.”

#tess ward #Harry Styles #some good PR person is managing this mess #I'm reserving judgment at this time

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nicknchris09 · 8 years ago

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Once In A Lifetime Chapter 30 Time Apart

Melissa's POV

Seth and I spent so much time together, that time apart became hard. He was now in the northeast shooting his new movie while I was in California. I was missing him horribly. But now I was about to go to a charity event with Chelsea as she was the friend to go to these events with and also Cindy was coming. I rarely took my friends to these things. Not that I was ashamed of them but I hate mixing the two worlds together. My friends were my reality while my friends in the biz were more on the side of fame. I hated meshing the two worlds together as I didn't want my friends sucked into it. Seth was really down to earth so I didn't mind him being around my friends. But a lot of my friends in the biz, were not so much. So, I kept the two worlds apart. I didn't easily get sucked into it but my friends might be able to. So, they rarely came to these type of events. Cindy and I were ready. I walked downstairs in a flowing white dress. Cindy's eyes widened. "Wow, Lissa! You look hot." She smiled. "Give me your phone."

"Why?" I was cautious doing so.

"Cause I have to take a pic of you. You have to show Seth what he is missing out on." She chimed.

My eyes lit up. I did want to blow Seth out of the water. I handed her my phone happily. I did a small pose and she took the pic. She then sent a text. She handed me the phone and I looked at the text. 'Just wanted you to see what you are missing.'

I smiled as I knew Seth would hate being tortured. I looked at her and said with a smile, "You are evil."

"I know. But Seth has to see how hot his woman is." She said.

I laughed and my phone buzzed. 'God, baby, you look gorgeous. I wish I was there.'

I smiled widely as Cindy looked over my shoulder. I texted back. 'Why is that?'

A minute or two later, he wrote back. 'Cause all I want to do is take that dress off you now.'

I laughed and Cindy cringed. "You two are horrible."

I pushed her slightly away. "Well, stop reading my text then."

She rolled her eyes and I texted Seth back. 'Cindy totally saw that text and is now disgusted.'

'Well, tell her to mind her damn business. I can talk dirty to you if I damn well please. If she didn't want to see it, she shouldn't be looking at your phone.' He wrote back.

I smiled and said to Cindy, "Seth said to mind your business. If you wouldn't be looking at my phone, you wouldn't see his nasty little text."

"That is nasty for him?" She asked.

"Not really, but I could show you the nasty text messages he sends me when he is feeling really frisky." I grinned.

"Ewww." She said with disgust. "No, thank you."

I only laughed again. Then wrote Seth. 'We are leaving soon. I will text you later and maybe we can get on webcam later. I can take the dress off for you.' I grinned as I knew what that would do to him.

He was quick to respond. 'God, yes. I will wait up all night if I have to. Have fun. Love you.'

'Love you too, baby. I will text you as soon as I leave so you can be ready for me.' I said to him.

We were so bad together. Finally, Chelsea showed up with the limo. We left and got to the charity event. We got out and got our picture taken by the paparazzi. Cindy did love it when I took her, the few times, to things like this. I could see that. We finally got inside and it was over the top. Cindy loved it. She was the girly type unlike me and loved to dress up. She loved elegant stuff like this event. We mingled for a while. Cindy, Chelsea, and I were talking to a few people, when Cindy's smile quickly faded. "Um, Lissa. I think we have a situation."

"What?" I asked.

She pointed and I turned to look at what she was pointing at. It was Emilia. Jesus, this thing with running into exes lately was getting outrageous cause now I was seeing Seth's ex. I wondered if she picked up that the affair happened while her and Seth were together. I sure as hell didn't want to find out. I turned back around as my eyes were wide. "I can't let her see me."

"I thought you said she didn't know?" Cindy asked.

"Yeah, but for all I know, she could have put two and two together when we were outed and figured out it happened while her and Seth were together and I do not want to find out if she did. Can we just call it a night?" I asked Cindy.

"Aww, come on. I never get to go out to things like this. I want to stay. Can we just try to avoid her? This place is huge." She almost whined.

I sighed. I couldn't ruin her fun cause I was fearful that Seth's ex knew what really happened. "Um, yeah. Just let's go somewhere else."

"Okay, come on." We walked off.

We somehow avoid her all night. As the night came to a close, I put my guard down as I didn't see her. I figured she probably left. Cindy and I were ready to go. As we walked out, we literally ran into Emilia. I stood there unable to speak. I didn't know what to say to her. Emilia looked at me and frowned. "So, there is the homewrecker herself."

She figured it out. Cindy quickly said, "Who the hell are you to talk about someone like that?"

She looked at Cindy then back at me. "You know, I always thought if I ever saw you, that I would ask you one question. You and Seth, your affair happened while him and I were together, right?" I didn't look at her as I was ashamed. "I figured as much." She said, coldly. "So, do you feel good about yourself that you were okay sleeping with someone who was dating someone else as you were engaged?"

"Look, Emilia, I'm sorry. We never wanted to..."

She cut me off. "Don't. I don't want your damn excuses. Just go. I don't have time for a slut like you."

I was shocked and hurt. Cindy jumped it. "How dare you?!"

"How dare I? Your friend was the slut sleeping with a man who was already spoken for. I'm sorry if she doesn't like the truth." Emilia was clearly angry.

"Who the fuck do you think you are?!" Cindy was angry herself with what Emilia was saying.

Emilia rolled her eyes. "Why don't you tell your slut of a friend to maybe find a guy that isn't spoken."

Cindy eyed her. "Look, here, bitch. I will not stand by while you insult my friend. You don't know her or of the situation to pass judgment. So, maybe you should go back to England where you belong, you fucking cunt!"

"Whoa." I even thought Cindy crossed the line. I grabbed her and pulled her back. "That is not okay, Cindy." I looked at her. She didn't look at me at first, she kept eyeing Emilia down, angrily. Then she looked at me. "You shouldn't have said that. Emilia has every right to feel the way she feels. Seth and I did hurt people in what we did. She is allowed to be angry. And I understand you are defending me. But that is not okay, Cindy. You crossed a line."

Cindy rolled her eyes. "I'm not going to stand her while she insults you, Lissa. How can you?"

"Like I said, she has a right to be angry. I deserved this. She doesn't deserve what you are saying." I told her.

"Are you fucking kidding me?!" Cindy said, angrily. "Fine, she can be angry! But she has no right to call you a slut!"

"Cindy, please calm down." She was getting loud and paparazzi was nearby. "This is exactly why I don't like taking you to things like this, cause you have to have a different image when you are out. You starting a fight with Seth's ex is not okay. Just let her say her peace and let's move on." I calmly said.

"Do whatever you want. I'm sorry that I am defending my friend from people like her. If I am wrong for that, then maybe we aren't the friends I thought we were." Cindy said, angrily.

She walked away and I called out after her, "Cindy! Cindy, please!"

She ignored me and left me standing there with Emilia. I sighed. I looked at Emilia, who's demeanor did slightly change. She didn't seem as angry, more shocked. She looked at me and try to act angry again. I knew it wasn't really there anymore. I said, sincerely, "I'm sorry, Emilia. I know Seth is too. We never wanted to hurt anyone. It was a messy situation. How we did everything was wrong. We get that. But we love each other. I'm sorry you got caught up in it all and was affected by it. All I can say is I'm sorry. Truly sorry. I hope you can accept that." I looked down and then back at her. "And I am sorry for how my friend acted. She shouldn't have said that. She was out of line. I hope we can just move forward from this."

I did notice her expression soften. I could tell she was accepting my apology. She frowned then nodded at me. I understood what that meant. "Night, Emilia. I hope you have a good night. And again, I'm sorry, for everything."

I moved away with that said. Chelsea was at the limo but not Cindy. I asked, "Where is Cindy?"

"She said she found another way home. She looked mad, is she okay?" She asked.

I breathed, "I hope so."

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Seth's POV

I was waiting for Lissa to get home and it was getting late. Really late. I was tired. But she promised me a show and I was ready. She texted me and told me she was on the way home. I was ready to see my love. I missed her while I was away. I was ready to finish this movie and go home. I wanted to be with her and the boys. I missed them all. I missed the way Josh got excited to see me. I missed the way the older two argued with each other over everything. I missed the way Lissa was about to go insane at bedtime trying to wrestle the three boys to bed. Actually put a smile on my face thinking about it. It drove me nuts at times when I was there. But now that I was away, I missed it all. Finally, my computer went off as my skype was ringing. I answered quickly. I saw Lissa's beautiful face and my eyes light up as I saw her. Then I noticed she looked tired, upset and already dressed for the night. I asked, "What's wrong, love? And what happened to you taking off the dress for me?" I hitched an eyebrow as I grinned.

She just sighed as she seemed annoyed by it and said, "Not tonight, Seth. I'm not in the mood."

"What's going on?" Usually she was just as ready as I was to give me a show while I was away, but tonight, she wasn't into it. I was knew something was wrong.

She breathed, "I ran into Emilia tonight."

"Oh?" My eyebrows hitched.

"Yeah." She said, almost defeated. "She figured out that the affair happened while you two were together and said some not very nice stuff to me. Cindy jumped in to defend me and I got onto her about it. We were outside close to paparazzi and didn't want them to catch wind of the altercation, so I told her to back off. Cindy got mad at me and left. I tried calling and texting her, she won't answer."

I frowned as I was not happy my ex decided to attack Lissa. Lissa allowed people to do so as she didn't like to cause an altercation. She was a peaceful person. Tough but peaceful. If someone attacked her, especially in public, she took it as she didn't want to cause problems. I asked, "What did Emilia say?"

"Seth." She breathed. "Please don't. It's over with. She had to say her peace, no matter how cruel it was. It's over with now. She just needed to get it out."

"Lissa, what did she say?" I was more stern as I needed to know.

She exhaled and said, softly, "Well, she called me a slut and not just once."

"What?" I was shocked. Emilia was a sweetheart, I couldn't imagine her saying that. But I knew Lissa wouldn't make something like that up. "What did you do?"

"Nothing." She only said.

I sighed as this was all too much. "Are you okay?" I asked. She shrugged but I saw her look away. I knew she was probably tearing up. "Lissa, look at me." She didn't. "Lissa, please." She finally did and sure enough, her eyes were filled with tears. "Baby, don't let it get to you."

A tear fell down her cheek. "I'm not crying cause what Emilia said. I am crying cause my best friend is mad at me. Like really mad. I don't want to lose her, Seth."

"I know, baby." I said, softly. "I wish I could make those tears go away."

"Me too. I wish you were here to hold me." She said.

"I do too." I told her. Then an idea came across my mind. "Hey, aren't the boys going on Spring Break next week and going to their dad's?"

"Uh, yeah. Why?" She asked.

"Well, I just had a thought. Why don't you come out here and spend time with me for the week. Get out of LA for a while and get away from the drama for a little bit. Get you mind off things." I said, hopeful.

"I don't know, Seth." She breathed.

"Come on, baby. It will be good for you. And I have missed you terrible. I would love to have you here. You can stay with me. I can take you on set. It'll be fun. We can spend some time together, just you and I." I smiled.

She smiled back at me. "I do miss you. Okay, I'll come."

My smile got bigger. "I can't wait, baby. I haven't slept so great without you."

"Neither have I." She admitted.

"Alright, it is late here and you are now smiling. So I am going to call it a night. I will speak to you tomorrow and we will set up my plane to take you here." I said.

"Okay, will do." She chimed.

"I love you, Lissa." I said, softly.

She smiled at me. "I love you too. Night, Seth."

"Night, baby." I said with a smile.

She hung up the call and now I was extremely happy as I will have my lady with me shortly. I was so ready to have her with me.

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Melissa's POV

I was feeling much better. Cindy still wasn't answer my calls or texts but I was going to see Seth the following day, I was ready. But now I was getting everything ready for the boys to go to their dad's. My doorbell rang and I answered. Kevin stood there. He had calmed down a lot since I threatened to take him back to court. Seeing him wasn't unbearable anymore. I walked to the living room as he walked in. "So, how are you doing, Lissa?" He asked.

"Pretty good. Boys are excited to see you. I'll get them." I told him.

"Uh, before you do, I need to talk to you real quick." He said, almost not looking at me.

I knew it wasn't good news. "What now?" I was already annoyed.

"Look, this will be the last time I will see the boys this year. I leave in a month to deploy. I will be gone for nine months. I am going to tell them when I get them to my house. But I felt you should know." He said to me.

"Shit." I breathed. "That sucks. The boys are going to be heartbroken." Then it hit me that usually they knew about deployments a few months out. "Wait, why are you telling me now? If I remember correctly, you know about things like this for awhile."

"I didn't know how to. I know that the boys would be disappointed. I am not exactly happy about it. I have to miss time with my boys. How do you think I feel?" He said.

"God, damn it, Kevin! You can't just drop something like this on me, on our boys at the last minute. They will not have time to process and I, as always, will have to pick up the pieces. I do not like to see them hurt like this." I was angry.

"I understand, Lissa. I do. Exactly why I didn't say anything yet. I didn't want to leave you picking up the pieces. I wanted to tell them myself and help them reel." He said, sincerely.

He changed, a lot. I saw it. He was trying to step up for once and I was actually proud of him. I knew he could be that kind of father. "Well, make sure you tell them right when you get there if you mean that. They will cherish the week with you more. I know KJ will be probably the most affected by this and angry at first. He is almost thirteen. Also, he is a little unbearable. So, look out for that. Maybe some time with you will help. Just be mindful of how hurt and angry he will be and be patient with him. Okay?" I explained.

He nodded. Then he asked, "So, I saw you and Seth are back together."

"Yeah, we are. Just so you know, I will be visiting him in New York this week, I will be home before you bring the boys home. But if something happens, it will take me a minute to get back." I told him.

He nodded again. "I understand." Then he asked, "So, is it true?"

"What?" I knew what he was asking but I was hoping I was wrong.

"About the affair?" He asked.

"Yeah." I only told him. I hated that my life was so public. Especially since I can't hid anything from my ex.

"You love him, don't you?" He seemed hurt.

"I do." I admitted.

He just nodded. "Are you happy?" He asked.

"Yeah, I am." I told him. Then I felt he needed to know as I knew the boys would talk about Seth. "Also, he has met the boys. I thought I should tell you as they might talk about him."

"I understand." He said.

Just then, the boys ran in as they saw their father and yelled, "Dad!"

They ran over and hugged him. He smiled immediately and hugged them back. When they pulled away, he asked, "Are you ready to go?"

They nodded and I walked over with a smile. "Okay, you guys be good for daddy. I will see you in a week. I love you guys."

I hugged them and we said our goodbyes and they left. I would be alone for the night, I hated that. But it was for one night, the next day I would be with Seth again. I couldn't wait to see him and be with him. I was ready to spend some quality time with Seth, alone.

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Seth's POV

I was waiting for Lissa in the car and I saw the plane land. I didn't get out as she didn't know I would be there. I wanted to surprise her. I waited as the plane got situated and they finally let her off. She got off and walked to the car and her luggage was taken to the trunk. The driver opened the door and she got in without looking over. As soon as she was in her seat, she realized someone was next to her and looked at me. She smiled, happily, as she saw me. I smiled back. "Oh my god, baby! I didn't think you would be here. I thought you had to get some filming done."

"We got done early, thought I would come get you myself." I said, happily.

She leaned over and kissed me, softly. She quickly moved against me. She breathed, "I have missed you so much."

I moved my arm around her and said, "I have missed you too. I'm so glad you are here."

The driver started to move. She stayed against me for awhile. Then she looked at me as she looked at me with so much lust. I moved down and took her lips. It felt so good kissing her. I couldn't wait to get back to the penthouse and take her. We kept making out till we got to the hotel. Once we got there, we pulled apart and got out. We were eager to get to the room. We got up there as the bell hop brought in her bags. I tipped him and he quickly left. I turned to her and walked over to her. Without a word, I took her in my arms and kissed her fiercely. Our hands were all over each other. I picked her up as she wrapped her legs around me. I carried her to the bedroom and gently put her down. We quickly undressed and were in bed. I moved inside her and quickly went to pumping inside her. We have been away from each other for too long. In no time, we were climaxing and I was laying against her chest as she ran her fingers through my hair. We were relaxed and happy to be together. "God, I can't bare to be away from you, baby." I said to her.

"I can't either." She said.

Then I looked at her and asked, "Have you and Cindy talked?"

She shook her head. "I figured I would let her cool off while I am gone. I will try again when I get back to LA. Right now, I'm with you. I just want to enjoy my time with you here."

I nodded as I understood. She wanted to forget about her worries. "So, Kevin got the kids?" I asked. I hated he got the kids without me there. I was worried how he would talk to her.

She knew this and tried to easy my worries by telling me he had changed towards her and things were different. But I hadn't seen him first hand with her. But I had to admit, when he skyped with his boys, he was a lot better towards her, it seemed. "Yeah, he did. He dropped a bomb on me and told me he was deploying in a month. My boys are going to be so devastated."

"Fuck, that sucks. Poor guys. I will be there to help if you need it." I told her.

"Thanks, Seth. But you don't have to." She said.

I looked at her and smiled. "I know, baby. But I want to. They are going to be so upset, they’ll need you and I know they can be a handful. So, I will there to help. I am with you now, I want to be apart of every aspect of your life, even when it comes to the boys. If you need help, you know I will help you."

"You are a wonderful man. I am so lucky to have you." She smiled at me.

"I love you, baby. I even love them." I said. First time I told her this.

She looked at me, in shock. "You do?"

"Yes, I do. They are such wonderful boys. I love them. They are apart of you. I know we may never have one of our own. But I am okay with that. Cause I have you and those boys. I know I will never be their dad and I wouldn’t dare try, but I still love them. I am happy with just being with you and those boys. You all mean the world to me." I said, sincerely.

She smiled at me. "I know they love you too. They have missed you while you have been here. We all love you."

"So, it's like you are my own little family?" I asked. I wasn't trying to get my hopes up but I felt like we were.

"I guess we are." She said as her smile got bigger.

I moved over her and took her lips. I pulled back. "You have no idea how much that makes me happy." I told her.

I kissed her again deeply. I pulled away, almost breathless. She hitched an eyebrow. "Someone is definitely frisky today."

"I have been away from you for far too long. I have to make up for lost time." I smirked.

She smiled as I kissed her again as I took her again.

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