#melee hell

[greyplainsttrpg]

Why

Why is Tumblr's message sound indistinguishable from Sheik's wavedash? I'm just trying to shitpost, not get Vietnam PTSD from getting WDOoS chain-grabbed in my "favorite" video game, Super Smash Brothers Melee "only" available for the Nintendo GameCube.

[wondernwriter]

The Fuck Around & Find Out Model:

[caffichai]

Shaw, post workout!

Shaw's probably my favorite operator so far. Firefighter, tiny, good voice, and incredibly hilariously cheesy water blast attack. (Also, I thought Shaw was a little man for like 2 weeks)

[curse-of-dming-strahd]

sorry, wait

does Strahd not have a sword or something?

*looks at the art where he's clearly got a sword*

*squints at the stat block that only lists unarmed and bite attacks*

listen I know his unarmed attack does as much damage as a fucking longsword but like... what's the visual there? does he just punch people? does he swipe at them with like, little vampire claws?

yeah I know he's not built for heavy melee but like

either the module missed the chance to give its main villain a "surprise bitch I'm bad up-close too" sick weapon reveal, or Strahd's decided he's Too Good For Swords which GOD THAT SOUNDS JUST LIKE HIM DOESN'T IT

[clericofshadows]

NYX SHEPARD AND ASHLEY WILLIAMS MASS EFFECT 1 POST FIRST CITADEL VISIT

[towards-toramunda]

A few weeks ago Ashton gave Orym “probably too much of a hug” and this past week they gave Fearne “a big hug” so in conclusion Ashton is a hugger!!! Like I’m so sure I’m missing several other times he’s hugged his friends (I’m positive theres been an FCG hug since the party split a while back [edit: yes! Twice!] and I feel like maybe imogen too??) because Ashton cares so much about these people I’m gonna scream they act like they’re above it all but they see Bell’s Hells as family and will endure physical discomfort to hug those close to them AHHHHH

[poindexters-labratory]

Time to remember your training.

[sexy-weapons]

Sawed-on shutgun from ultrakill my beloveddddd

Smash

[home-halone]

forgot to crosspost my girlie Caesia here

[blorbologist]

and WHAT a shot to end it on!! This is a rematch in the making and they WILL win

[poorly-drawn-monhun]

[muttsterion]

*about Kenny being absent in that deleted fight* Remember that this kid took on 3 kids at once; with one on his head that he flung off, and it didn't look like he was breaking a sweat. ((Episode in question is the Vaccination special))

Oh yes. And let's not forget Mysterion fighting Professor Chaos no problem with General Disarray clinging to his leg. Sure they "killed" him but he was able to get right back up and fight them off. Always kind of HCed Kenny being a better fighter than most people expect him to be even before he dawned his Mysterion persona. Like he won't usually go looking for fights or start them but he can very damn well finish them if he has to. XD

[books-and-cookies]

My copy of Hell Bent should be here tomorrow 🥰

[wastrelwoods]

every run i think this will be the one where i recruit minthara but then she has to go and stand her little ass on the rickety bridge over the bottomless pit. and i go ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[shower-racoon]

CTHULHU* BEATEN IN EXPERT MODE AS A MAGE!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🥳🎉🎉🎉🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🎉🎉🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

(*this post is about Terraria. I am not fighting elder gods irl in my spare time.)

[pushing500]

Watching pacifist, bad-at-melee, has-a-mental-break-if-she-has-to-hold-a-weapon Vu try to teach genetically engineered supersoldier, warhammer-wielding, powerhouse child Henry about melee skills was kind of fun.

Randy Random clearly thinks my thrumbo army is too powerful and needs to be put out of commission for a while.

Unfortunately, I am running quite low on medicine after the recent space battle and the last bout of gut worms, so hopefully, we can buy some more from a trader soon.

I think in Wookshys' case, the "flirting frenzy" inspiration just means he's going to dote on his wife extra hard for eight days. Something for Albina to look forward to, I'm sure.

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