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Lisa Ann is WILD for doing this-
#lisa ann walter#girl you messing with us#this isnt playing fair#😭#melissa ann schemmenti#abbott elementary#melissa schemmenti#barbara howard#mel and barb#work wives#barlissa#sheryl lee ralph
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All the younger teachers having parental issues and seeing Barb and Melissa as their motherly figures (and work wives happily stepping up to the role) is such an interesting writing choice to me, and makes me want to cry every time I think about it
the photos on Jacob's fridge 🥺
#abbott elementary#work wives#mel and barb#barbara howard#melissa is so maternal#melissa schemmenti#jacob hill
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nobody can escape the bows
#Guys#im going insane#tbosas#the hunger games#lucy gray baird#coriolanus snow#the ballad of songbirds and snakes#mockingjay#tigris snow#marcus tbosas#lamina tbosas#treech tbosas#tanner tbosas#teslee tbosas#circ tbosas#barb azure baird#wovey tbosas#coral tbosas#dr gaul#dean casca highbottom#clemensia dovecote#arachne crane#reaper ash#reaper tbosas#katniss everdeen#persephone price#mels bows
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when you think you had a terrible idea but your wife got your back...
#abbott elementary#melissa schemmenti#barbara howard#janine teagues#lisa ann walter#sheryl lee ralph#quinta brunson#barlissa#work wives#barbara x melissa#double trouble#melissa x barbara#i mean...look at barb's face thinking her idea is super bad#and how it changes expression when Mel talks#c'mon
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I’m intrigued to see how the writers are going to tackle the Janine-district storyline now that she’s taking a job there full time.
I’ve always been under the impression/speculated that Janine would go back to Abbott at the end of the season, whether that meant she took a job and then left or just simply left at the end of the fellowship.
And given that in “Panel” we got some really good breadcrumbs of the ultimate “I love teaching” realization (specifically, her looking at the pictures on the desk) and in “Alex” when Alex literally wouldn’t go to school because Janine was not there (when has anyone cared about Janine like that and told her about it? That’s major), I guess I didn’t expect her to take the job so soon.
Now I’m wondering if she would stay with the district past the end of season three (because there’s not enough time to develop a longer storyline/Quinta wants to explore Janine at the district for longer) or if they are going to have a super short arc of Janine being at the district/saying she’s going to take the job and ultimately deciding not to at the end of season three.
I trust the writers and their process, and it’ll be interesting to see what direction they’ll take. Janine is the heart and soul of the show when it comes down to it and I miss our girl at school :(
#abbott elementary#abbott elementary spoilers#janine teagues#like I’m so proud of her#like Mel and Barb are#but I know she wants to teach#I just wonder how long it’ll take her to realize it
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THERE'S A CONNECTION HERE SOMEWHERE I CAN FEEL IT
#WHERE IS IT THO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#barbatos. solomon. nightbringer. mc. michael. the agreement. angel's trial. celestial realm. adam. “our time”. solomon's past.#solomon's 'you reduced me to this'. little d's & barb as no 8. the gates to the celestial realm. the need for the pacts in order to return.#they're all connected somehow but idk how yet#i'm either gonna figure this out or i'm gonna go crazy. the only two options atm#time to bust out the flash cards and treat this as if i were a detective about to solve the biggest murder of their career i guess#mel's descend into madness
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Gregory: Why are Barbara and Melissa sitting with their backs to each other?
Janine: They had a fight.
Gregory: Then why are they still holding hands?
Janine: They get sad when they fight.
#work wives#s: abbott elementary#maggie blogs#Mel and Barb fighting is legit one of my favorite fic tropes#because everyone writes their fight like this meme
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latest abbott ep was a missed opportunity for melissa and barbara to have a conversation with janine that went like:
melissa: "listen janine, some people just don't like each other. hell, barb and i hated each other's guts when we first met.
barbara: mmhmm.
janine: really? so......you're saying.......even though you didn't like each other at first, you eventually put aside your differences and built a lifelong friendship based on love and respect?
melissa: well. now, okay. hold on a secon–
janine: [already sprinting down the hallway to her classroom]
barbara: she gone.
#like i understand not every episode can be mel/barb centered but give me SOMETHING#abbott elementary#ae greatest hits
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I find it very odd that there's this like. Rash of people circling the Barbmel fandom like "why do you not ship [canon heterosexual ship]? Why do you not ship [polyamory ship involving a man]?" Um... Of all things to criticize a predominantly lesbian fandom for, "not wanting to write/create sexual or romantic material involving men" seems like the most absurd.
#like criticize the fandom for valid reasons. but not that#something tells me gay male ships don't come under that form of fire#i was down for gerald/barb/mel but now it feels like a psyop
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my favourite hobby? making edits to shows without a big fandom here😎
#yes i will spend hours on something largely just for myself#but i am considering a mel and barb moment if anyone would like to convince me
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barbara howard/melissa schemmenti nc-17 prompt: sea barbara is different from land barbara
somebody write it pls
#abbott elementary#im dying squirtle ive been writing fic and it hasnt even gotten smutty yet ugh#cant keep up w my own brain. i've had like 5 different barb/mel ideas and im like. CAN I FINISH ONE PLEASE#and then there's my xena succubus fic that i'm behind on updating
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*Sheryl talking about Barbara's relationship with the other characters*
"MY WHITE GIRLFRIEND"
#barb loves mel#Sheryl loves Lisa#sheryl lee ralph#lisa ann walter#barbara howard#melissa schemmenti#abbott elementary#work wives#barlissa
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is there a moment melissa does italian hands 🤌🤌 asking for a friend
#yes i'm making a wlwyearnbot tweets for barb x mel#i haven't watched the new ep yet i gotta wait until my wife gets home
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Barb azure would wear this
YES❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️
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why didn't anyone talk about THIS SCENE during 2x18??? after Barbara mocks Melissa's language and offends her, Melissa subtly points out how "annoyed she was with everyone barbara else"
#abbott elementary#melissa schemmenti#barbara howard#barlissa#work wives#baby melissa#she was so hurt#barb you shouldn't mess with your mel like this#barbara x melissa#melissa x barbara#lisa ann walter#sheryl lee ralph
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ava/barb(/melissa) - "Just one more"
"just one more." melissa is trying to get into her kitchen. barbara has arms and a leg wrapped around her doing her best to stop her from getting up. "no, melissa, you are done. It's 10 o'clock. no more coffee, no more work."
at the same time that melissa begins to try and put all her effort into getting away, the front door opens and ava comes in. her hands full of bags with what barbara can only assume is alcohol. before she begin to explain her plans, she catches sight of the interesting entanglement on the couch.
"damn melissa, what did you do?"
"nothing." comes a huffing reply as she tries yet again to get up, grimacing as the action pulls her back. "damn it." barbara angles her head for only ava to see and mouths, "help."
"i just want one more cup of coffee!" she sounds frustrated and exhausted. that's what finally makes ava move. she takes the cup in melissa's hand into the kitchen. for a moment melissa is ecstatic that at least one of her girlfriend's will let her finish this work and barbara is ready to let melissa go and put ava on the couch for the night.
it's only a moment though, because ava quickly walks back out empty handed. melissa groans, something almost sounding like a growl. barbara can't help her whispered, "yes!" ava stands in front of them tapping barbara's legs to move them before sitting in melissa's lap.
"last time i checked you clocked out like 6 hours ago." melissa opens her mouth to retort about how they always work off the clock, but can't before ava continues, "i don't care. i am your boss and i said you're done."
melissa tosses off her glasses in defeat and grumbles while ava leans over her and kisses barbara hello, "thank you."
eventually they find a much better cuddling arrangement upstairs, away from work and coffee and alcohol, in their bed. with barbara holding melissa and ava holding them both.
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