#mein kleiner favorit

[justalexx-things]

Joel Lucas you will always be my hero 🩵

[l0v3tast3]

i need pervy older bf konig :(

good god. bro you and i are both so lucky i had today off. this was some good shit to write thank you very much for requesting this ( ◡‿◡ *) also ngl i really think i just don't know how to write characters not being possessive. it's just in my dna

✎ tags: mdni!, smut, female reader, age gap (reader is 18/19, könig is mid-40's), mentioned loss of virginity, corruption/innocence kink, size difference, size kink, pet names, free use, posssessive!könig, exhibitionism, mention of violence (reader gets turned on by it dw), edging, dacryphilia, bondage, praise kink, reader calls könig "sir"

✎ word count: 1.4k words (not proofread)

✎ translations: "hase" = bunny , "liebling" = darling "mein schatz" = my darling/sweetheart , "mein herz" = my heart "mein kleiner hase" = my little bunny (please correct me if anything is wrong, i'll edit it whenever i get the chance!)

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✧ ˖ ° pervy older boyfriend!könig who is just obsessed with his darling little girlfriend. he loves everything about you, how small you are against him, how easy you are to manhandle and twist around, so happy to just have him touch you however he wants. how you always crane your neck up to look at him with such adoration in your pretty eyes, even when he makes you do the nastiest things for him.

✧ ˖ ° ever since the first time he sunk into you, your first time where you couldn't even take his whole dick (it took you a few rounds to fit it all in), he just can't get enough of you. the whimper when he pops his fat head through your tiny hole, how you dig your nails in and gasp for breath the further he pushes in, it's straight up addicting to him. könig's favorite thing is seeing you fall deeper and deeper into the pleasure he gives you, seeing you become more and more corrupted by his huge hands and cock.

✧ ˖ ° he's got such a kink for your innocence and naivety; his heart skips a beat every time you think it can't get any better, and then it does and your little body doesn't even know how to handle it. könig will try every position, every kink his expansive mind can come up with with you.

✧ ˖ ° it always starts with him pulling you over one of his thighs (it strains your legs too much to try and sit over both of them without his help) and him dragging your hips back and forth across it. his hands cover the entire expanse of your thighs and the globes of your ass, fingertips digging in until it's just on the edge of bruising. always soaking up your little whimpers, how you dig your nails into his shoulders and hide your face in his chest. "hase, my little bunny, does that feel good? look at me, liebling, answer me. always so shy when i have you like this. it feels good, yes? are you going to cum for me? heh, what is it, you need more, liebling? ask me nicely for more, then."

✧ ˖ ° pervy older boyfriend!könig who steals your underwear and most of the clothes you pack when you come over and pretends to have no idea where it all went. oh well, guess you'll just have to wear his clothes! it's such a shame that you don't have any underwear left until he does the laundry that he keeps "forgetting" about. it's so sad that you have nothing clean left to wear except his t-shirts that almost reach your knees.

✧ ˖ ° he just loves being able to come up to you in the kitchen, lift you up onto the island counter and run his hands up your thighs until his thumb covers your clit. you always get so squirmy when he does that, bucking your hips into his hand and clawing at his arm. könig chuckles and teases you about how needy you are for him, how you're such a dirty little girl for walking around with no underwear. "don't you know how men are, mein schatz? they'll snatch you up every chance they get," he mutters in your ear, the hand that wasn't shoving two fingers into you gripping your hip to keep you still.

✧ ˖ ° when you start stuttering out little pleas and fumbling with his belt he relents. he pushes you flat against the counter and kneels to lick a sloppy stripe up your pussy, never forgetting his dedication to not hurting you (not in a way you didn't like, at least). and when he's finally lifting your hips up to line up your sopping hole with his dick, he tells you how much of a good girl you are for letting him use you like this, whenever he wants.

✧ ˖ ° pervy older boyfriend!könig who gets off on having you sit on his lap in public; in front of anyone, really. könig knows that his overwhelming size and heavy stare makes him live up to his name of "king", and having a pretty little thing like you in his lap just completes the picture. he doesn't admit it, but you know it's an ego boost for him every time.

✧ ˖ ° it just makes him so happy to have you so close! he tells you it helps him with his social anxiety, having you there to calm him down. especially when he invites over his friends, other colonels and military men. könig knows you always feel out of place, feeling like you're going to hear something you shouldn't. he just coos reassurances in your ears and rubs his hands up and down your thighs, fingertips grazing just below the hem of the pretty dress he had asked you to put on. "relax, hase, it's okay for you to be here. mein schatz, mein herz, you know i would never let anyone harm you. i would break their neck before they even came close."

✧ ˖ ° you somehow always end up trying to discreetly white-knuckle his wrist that's buried between your legs. könig plays poker with the rest of the men, pretending very well that three of his fingers aren't knuckle deep inside you. everyone knows, they grow to expect it at this point. you're just so obvious, squirming and glancing up at him anxiously and trying desperately to cover up the tiny moans you let out. then he'll finally lean down and whisper in your ear, telling you to be good and cum; you can't possibly hide the way you shake and arch your back or the choked whimpers. but the men carry on with their game, barely sparing a second glance at you (they still shift in their seats, sneak a hand down to readjust), talking amongst themselves.

✧ ˖ ° "you see, mein kleiner hase, they know to not even look at you too long. they know you're mine, just well as you do, right?" könig says lowly while he wipes his fingers off on your thighs. he's pulling you closer to him so you can feel the outline of his hardon pressed against your ass. you nod and mumble a little "yes, sir" and he pats your stomach where he's holding you against him. "good girl. don't worry, liebling, we are almost done here. i'll stuff you full soon enough, just be patient a little longer."

✧ ˖ ° pervy older boyfriend!könig who always has nothing but praise for you except for when you act up. he wasn't the kind of man to take insubordination lightly usually; you couldn't be if you wanted to be a colonel. instead of his usual punishments (making subordinates run suicides until they dropped) he likes tying you down and edging you until you're sobbing for him to let you cum, to untie you, anything.

✧ ˖ ° it's not that he enjoys seeing you cry (he loves it in this context), he just needs to teach you a lesson, to make sure you know your bratty actions have consequences. it just brings könig so much joy to reduce you to a brainless, overstimulated mess, whining pleas between hiccups and gasps for air. hearing you cry out, "no- nono please könig, please sir m'sorry, m'so sorry! ha-a- please, please let me cum, m'sorry, please-", is like an angel's choir to his ears. he knows you think he's being cruel and unfair, but könig is always going easy on you. you still are his sweet little girl, after all, he could never hurt you too much!

✧ ˖ ° he won't let up though until he's making you say whatever nasty things he wants, until you're so desperate that you completely forget about being shy. "have i taught you your lesson, hase? hm, i don't know if you have yet. tell me what you want- i know you want to cum, liebling, what do you want me to do about that? you want me to fuck you? ask properly, tell me you want my thick cock in your tiny pussy. you need it, don't you? tell me you need it, you need to feel me deep inside you. hah, alright mein kleiner hase, i believe you. it's alright, shh, mein herz, you did so well for me, let me reward you now."

[uluvjay]

Glory days- S. Vettel

Sebastian Vettel x wife! Reader

In which you ask your husband to fuck you like he did in your glory days

Warnings?; SMUT, p in v, unprotected sex(plz use protection!), oral(f receiving), fingering(f receiving), dirty talk, ass slapping, degrading, cursing, porn with a small plot, prob many errors & bad grammar 

Part of my 1k celly:)

You blamed the internet for being the reason you were seeking out your husband. The damn tik tok you scrolled upon showing your husband being drowned in champagne by two of his closest friends and then him showing his tongue with his index finger up to the world.

You loved the way Sebastian treated you in the bedroom, there was no doubt about that.

But the video had you missing the RedBull days where he was more wild and would have you pinned against a wall with tears streaming down your face as he spat things at you in German, how he’d tease you for so long you were sobbing and begging for him, the quickies in his drivers room while the entirety of the RedBull team were looking for him.

Finally finding him sat at his desk in the office you snuck up behind him, running your hands down his chest to signal your presence.

“Hi meine Liebe” he smiled taking your hand in his, bringing it to his lips.

“Hi” you greeted back.

Turning around in his chair the man smiled up at you before pulling you onto his lap.

“The girls go down easy?”

“By the second story they were both snoring” he laughed at the thought of his sweet twins fast asleep.

“I’m glad, they love having you put them to bed” you beamed snuggling deep into his chest.

“And I love doing it”

You two sat like that for a minute , his large hand running along your back while he replied to emails he’d been putting off.

“Hey Seb?” Your soft voice broke the comfortable silence.

“Yes darling?”

“Remember the night you won your third championship?” You smirked at the sound of the him taking a sharp breath.

“Of course I do, what about it?” He coughed slightly shifting underneath you.

“Remember how drenched we were in champagne? How you poured it down my chest before licking it up? How you made me come three times in three different ways?”

A cry tore from your throat when his hand slotted in your hair and pulled you from his neck.

“What are you trying to do here Schatz?” He grunted

“I just…We haven’t gone at it like that in a long time, and don’t get me wrong I still love the way you fuck me but I kinda miss us being messy and rough” you spoke looking up at him with his favorite doe eyes.

A growl, an actual growl broke from the mans throat before he smashed his lips against yours, the kiss was hot and sloppy, something familiar but yet forgotten.

His free hand reaching down to grip your hip, pulling you so close you could feel his chest moving in and out against your own.

“Seb” you panted pulling away from his lips.

“What?”

“I need you, please. I need you to fuck me so hard that I don’t remember my own name-like you used to.” You begged the blonde.

Without anymore pleading he slipped his hands under your thighs before standing and making his way down the hall.

“Seb you passed the bedroom” you spoke with confusion.

“I know”

Confusion clouded your mind for a moment until you realized he was opening the door to one of your guest rooms.

“Further from the girls, don’t wanna risk your pathetic noises waking them” he spat, his hands hastily pulling your leggings down.

Slotting himself between your thighs he began trailing soft kisses against the insides of your thighs, lips brushing right past your wet cotton panties.

“Seb, please” you begged.

“Hush Kleiner Hase” he smirked at the yearning whimper that broke from your throat at the name.

His torturing kisses continued along your skin, nipping and sucking along the skin coaxing whines and whimpers from you.

“Sebastian baby-please, I need you” you begged, hands running through his soft and overgrown curls.

“Your the one that asked for this baby, wanted me to take care of like I used to.” He tutted and as much as you wanted to argue he was right.

Sebastian hardly made you wait anymore, usually due to the fact that kids made it hard for you two to take your time.

Finally running his fingers over the elastic of your panties Sebastian hooked a finger in the material and pulled them down your legs.

“So wet for me” breathed, mouth watering at the sight of your dripping folds.

“Oh god seb please” you whined.

Your body was aching for him at this point, wanting nothing more than his body pressed against yours while he fucked you silly and made you come over and over again.

A groan left your husbands throat as he left kisses along your folds, his tongue teasingly running through them. Your body shuddered at the feeling of his mouth finally coming into contact with your cunt.

Your fingers gather his hair in a vice grip, pulling on the locks so hard it had Sebastian whimpering.

“Feels so good Seb” you heaved, body shivering as he ate you like a starved man.

His tongue ran along your folds, moving in multiple different patterns while his nose bumped and prodded against your clit.

Sebastian’s hands pinned your hips down as you attempted to grind against his face, a sharp slap against your skin letting you know to knock it off.

Your thighs shook as you felt the knot in your stomach tighten by the seconds, your moans getting louder and your tugs on Sebastian’s hair getting harder.

“M’ gonna-fuck, gonna cum seb” you cried out.

“Go on pretty girl, cum for me. Want you to cum all over my face.” He encouraged as he slipped two fingers inside you to help guide you to your high.

You arched your back, breath quivering as you came, thighs closing around Sebastian’s head drawing the man even closer to your cunt then before.

Broken sobs escaped your throat as you came down from your high, Sebastian left wet kisses along the skin of your lower stomach while his fingers continued to work you open.

“So pretty Schatz” he cooed in your ear before your body was flipped over and you were placed on your knees with your face shoved into the comforter.

You could feel him shuffling before the warm head of his cock was placed against your folds, teasingly running through the cum and spit covered skin.

Sebastian shuddered as he slipped inside, his hands gripping your hips so hard you knew there’d be bruises in their place tomorrow.

“My fucking god..” he growled at the way your walls hugged him.

He could hear your muffled cries as he kept up a brutal pace, the sounds of skin slapping mixing in with your shared moans filled the room.

Your breath hitched with every thrust, you could feel every ridge and vain as he split you open. His deeps grunts and growls making you clench even tighter around him.

“Ah-fuck. Seb it feels so good” you whimpered as he placed a foot onto the soft mattress to allow him a deeper angle over your body.

“Yeah? Like when I fuck you like a little slut?” He spat, leaning his body over your back to whisper in your ear.

The man got nothing but muffled cries in return as your body squirmed underneath his, your toes curling in pleasure as he fucked you deep.

“Clenching me so tight” he panted into your neck.

Your breath hitched at every thrust, the heat in your lower stomach getting hotter and hotter by the second.

“Se-oh!-m’ gonna cum” you stuttered.

He smirked at the way your body shook due to his movements, how you cried as his hand came down hard against your plump ass.

“Go on Meine Liebe, come all over my cock like a good whore” he taunted as his thrusts picked up and soon his hand was placed on the back of your head; shoving your face into the mattress.

Your mouth opened in a silent scream, body trembling, and toes curling as your climax washed over you. Your entire body shook as Sebastian kept going, his thrusts unforgiving as he chased a high of his own.

Grunts filled the room as Sebastian felt the familiar shiver run down his spine and he came deep inside you, your cunt milking him dry.

He smirked at the sight of your fucked out face when he turned your body over, tear tracks covered your red cheeks as you panted for air.

“So pretty Liebling” he shushed as he ran his thumb along your warm cheek.

“Tha-that was amazing” you laughed as you pulled his body down to press against yours.

“Yeah?” He smirked as he placed kisses along your neck.

“Mhm”

“I’m glad because I’m far from being done with you”

-

[bamfkeeper]

NSFW Headcannons: Nightcrawler // Sex

a/n: I'm almost out of ideas for headcannons, I wanted to pump out a few more just because they're easy for me to write and get used to writing specific characters. I promised more of our favorite blue teleporter so, here he is. These are fairly basic, for more descriptive or specific things they won't be in this format, more as actual fics instead of quick headcannons. Written as a gender-neutral reader. I hope you enjoy <3 Not edited please ignore grammar mistakes.

Minors DNI. 18+ under the cut.

Whether it's your first time in general or not, the first time sleeping with Kurt is something he takes very seriously. He wants to make sure you enjoy yourself, and he wants to make sure he doesn't hurt you.

He likes to make sure the set up is all done before you even come into the room. He goes all out for your first time, no hasty habits. He will keep in mind any preferences, but he will probably do something along the lines of candles or any scents you like in the room, soft mood lighting, and making sure everything is perfect.

"I did my best, liebling. Perhaps I have gone overboard..." he would mutter, a little embarrassed, but it was from the good of his heart.

Kurt likes to take his time with you, he begins with massaging you, wanting you to completely relaxed with him. His hands are soft yet firm and know just the right amount of pressure to do when he rubs you. "Relax, I will make sure you enjoy yourself tonight...just melt into me, ja?"

When he turns you on your back, he will lean down, softly kissing you. His lips are gentle and slow, feeling yours without the need to rush. Sensual kisses fill your senses as he continues to press into yours, his tongue shyly caressing your bottom lip before he pushes it inside.

His tongue explores your mouth, your tongue fights his with little force, you let him take the lead. He smiles against your lips as you try to playfully press against his tongue, finding it cute.

When he pulls back, those kisses increase and begin to travel down your body. He leaves hot kisses along your jaw and neck, suckling and biting lightly where he can, but being mindful of his sharp teeth.

The foreplay lasts a long time, he makes sure you have at least one orgasm before moving on to the main event of the night.

His cock is beading, gently rubbing himself up and down your entrance. "Are you ready for me?" he questions, placing a kiss to your temple, his cock head positioning and slowly pressing into you.

He inches slowly, hissing at the tightness, his cheek pressed against yours while his arms hold onto you. His tail cradles you as he sheaths himself to the hilt, he twitches and throbs inside you.

"Ah - mein Gott! You are squeezing so tight..." he rasps softly into you, his hips staying still for a few seconds so you can adjust to him before he pulls back and experimentally gives you one thrust. When he hears you moan, he takes that as encouragement and continues his thrusting at a steady speed.

His hands caress your hips and hold them as his own snap into yours. He lets out soft moans and pants, his thrusts are slow enough for you to feel every inch of him moving in and out of you. The feeling of him stretching you as he moves at such a perfect speed is intoxicating.

He leans over you, his legs press into the back of your thighs as his hips are driven a bit more, his cock pushing inside at a slightly rougher pace. He will go rougher and a little harder after a few minutes, or if you as him to.

"So needy, you have a gluttonous hole, you swallow me..." he looks down and watches himself disappear with each thrust. "You know, mein kleiner schatz, gluttony is a sin~"

He grins as he finds himself driving more and more into you, "Fret not, for I am a priest and I am more than capable of forgiving you of your sins..." he purrs, his fuzzy body gently grinding into yours as his thrusts increase.

He may flip you to a new position, he may not, depending on how intense the sex is becoming. For the most part, he does like to watch your face contort in pleasure, watching you blush and whine for him. He also likes getting the opportunity to kiss you whenever he can.

He makes sure you cum first. He will rub you or jerk you however he can. His hands gently massage your body and find those sweet spots that make you jerk beneath him. He goes until those pretty whines come from your lips and then he keeps it up until you are shaking through a powerful orgasm.

When he finally orgasms, he buries himself inside you and releases there, his jaw slack and his curly hair messy atop his head, his indigo cheeks blushed purple. Those pretty yellow eyes barely open as he stiffens with his orgasm, his back straining as he becomes rigid.

Two panting bodies, he looks down at you and smiles. His nose brushes yours as he shows you affection and love. "Ich liebe dich." he whispers, slowly pulling out and wrapping his arms around you, carrying you to the bathroom.

After some heavy clean up, he gives you a moment alone to do anything you might want privacy for, and he will make sure to ready the bedroom and clean up anything.

"This way, liebe...you were so wonderful...let me take care of you now." he whispers, guiding you to a clean bed and laying you down. He loves to hold you after everything is done, his hands rub up and down your body, any sore muscles taken care of by his gentle massages.

He can be quite fussy after sex, asking if you need a drink or something to eat, if you're comfortable, if you need anything at all. But you like how he is, it makes you feel all the more loved.

Eventually, the evening ends with you two sleeping with one another, you are tucked into his body as he holds you, his arms keeping you cradled against him, his nose buried in your hair or crook of your neck, and of course that tail is always wrapped around you somehow.

Thanks for reading.

*BAMF*

dividers by @/adornedwithlight

[fakescenariosbeforesleepblog]

Indelible kiss.

König x Fem reader.

König insists he wants to keep your relationship in secret, what a surprise when someone catches a glimpse of your lipstick on his neck.

Warning: grammatical and spelling errors. Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters nor do I claim to own them. I do not own any of the images used nor do I claim to own them.

It was supposed both were training at the same hours, just a coincidence, no one would dare to think about something else, after all, König is your Colonel, he's so serious and professional all the time and he never showed any kind of affection or favoritism for you. He treats you in the same way he treats the rest of the team.

So, why would someone suspect you and him? No one would imagine what happens in those late hours of the night, the gym is actually empty, no one is exercising at these hours.

In fact, no one was awake, except for you and him.

- Don't leave König, stay here.

Both are in your dorm, the door is closed and locked, you prefer to prevent, he doesn't want to be caught.

König leaves every night, just in case someone goes to his dorm and doesn't find him there.

- You know I can't stay Meine Liebling...

He's laying on the bed while your body rests over his. His bare chest is warm and always smells good, you love his perfume, it is addictive, you're looking at him with pleading eyes.

- Soon or later someone will know about this, please just for tonight my love!

- Nein, mein kleiner Engel (my angel) we can't let them know, not yet.

He caressed your body with his big hands, you love to feel his hands on you.

You would like to let everybody know about what happens between you and König, but he insists he prefers to keep it in secret, he thinks it's better when no one poke up the nose, he always has the feeling that people will try to separate you from him because he's probably not good for you.

On the other hand, you think it's better and more enjoyable if everybody knows about it, they will be happy for both of you, your team is like your family, you think it is unfair to hide your relationship from them but since König refuses you've been thinking about other ways to let them know love is in the air.

You already tried, you accidentally forgot a shirt in his dorm, you also left your underwear mixed in his dirty laundry, you put your perfume in his clothes, you even gave him innocent compliments in front of the team, you stole some of his clothes and wore them around the base. You don't know if some of those ideas have worked because no one has tried to ask you.

So this time you will try something else, everybody knows you always have lipstick on, wine or cherry, those are your colours. You're sure everyone knows it.

One of the things König loves the most about you, is that too, your beautiful lips always with those pretty colours.

- Ahhh... Okay, but before you leave can I show you something?

- Of course you can, go on.

You stood up and walked to your desk, you took the lipstick and went to the bathroom, then you went back to the bed and turned on the lamp of your nightstand.

- Do you like it?

- Schatz, you look beautiful, is it new?

You nodded in silence, the way he stares at your lips causes you something hard to explain in words but the feeling between your legs and the butterflies in your stomach are proof enough of how much you enjoy this moment.

You started to plant kisses over his chest, escalating to his neck and face.

- Schatz, I love when you kiss me like this but I really have to go back.

*a kiss on his lips* - okay, go *another kiss* - sleep well baby *another kiss* - I love you...

He kissed you once more and he got out of your bed and dressed up quickly, then he left.

König always gets up early and runs to the shower, this time he was really tired, he woke up a little bit later than usual, he tried to be quick but then, he had a problem, your lipstick is hard to clean.

He tried hard, his skin was irritated.

- Scheisse (shit)

He muttered while looking at himself in the mirror of his bathroom when a familiar voice calls him out of his dorm.

- König, Man, are you ok? We're late... Can I come in?

Horangi always goes to knock at his door and both go to the common area together.

König ran to put his shirt on and unlocked the door.

- Ja, come in.

Horangi opened the door and closed it, König is pretending to be busy fixing his hair and his belt, until he remembered he doesn't have his hood on.

Horangi already noticed the absence of the hood and handed it to König

- Where's your head today colonel?

- I don't know, I got up at the wrong side of the bed.

Before he could put the hood on Horangi noticed a red spot on his friend's neck, that's not a mosquito or spider bite, it's a kiss, a red kiss, the lipstick colour looks familiar to him but he can't remember where he has seen it before.

- What the...? (He muttered)

- What?

- No, nothing, are you ready?

- Ja, let's go.

Both left the room. You were in the common area talking with Roze and other people who were there, nothing special or interesting, you were thinking about how silly you were, you planted kisses all over and forgot that König is always hiding his face and always wears long sleeve shirts.

König and Horangi appeared a few minutes later, you noticed Horangi was observing you a lot, König was giving some instructions for the day when Horangi went to your side and spoke almost in a whisper.

- I know what you did last night.

- What are you talking about?

- I saw your lipstick on König's neck.

You blushed, you really weren't expecting it could work, you looked at him as if you saw a ghost, you obviously couldn't see his face but Horangi is smiling with mischief, you didn't say a word and neither did him, the day continued normally, it was until the meal time, as soon as you appeared in the dining hall's door, all eyes were on you. You sat at the usual table with Horangi, moments later König arrived too, all eyes on him, you feel guilty you know his anxiety will increase thanks to you and your mulishness. Poor könig, he sat and instantly asked why everyone was observing him.

- What's going on?

- Nothing colonel, I think everyone wonders why you have a very familiar red lipstick on you.

You hit horangi down the table, König didn't say nothing, but you can see his eyes, he's shocked.

- Sorry Man, perhaps I mentioned it to the wrong person, now everyone knows about you and y/n.

König sighed and continued eating a piece of apple under the mask. At night you weren't expecting him, you supposed he would be angry, but then he opened your door.

You were looking for your pajama pants, you felt too guilty, you didn't want to see him angry. Then a pair of hands were placed around your waist, warm kisses were placed on your shoulder then your neck.

- Are you not angry?

- Nein, I can't be upset, it was an intelligent move, you knew someone would notice it.

- I'm sorry König, In my defense I never expected it worked.

He laughed, you love when he does it, for you It's a reminder of how happy he is when you're around.

- It was also my fault, I forgot to put my hood on.

Did he... what? You looked at him, you can't believe what he said.

- How is that possible?

- Meine Liebling, you left me exhausted last night... I admit I like the fact that now everybody knows you're mine.

You're blushing, your face looks like a red apple, he doesn't say anything else and kisses you. This man will be the death of you.

[leondickrider]

love languages | simon "ghost" riley x gn!reader + könig x gn!reader

💭 . . . first time writing for these pookie bears | wc. 561

synopsis: what is ghost and könig's live languages and how do they express them?

before you read: fluff, maybe angst???, seperate, not proofread or beta'd, listening to the entire ultraviolence album as i write this | warnings: mention of ghost's backstory (sa)

ghost

words of affirmation

this is most likely one of Ghost's bigger love languages but specifically when it's farther into the relationship if that makes sense ?? like after the "i love yous" and stuff simply bc he doesnt want to rush himself or you. he's also slow with relationships in general so... however, over text he is very passionate and literally floods your texts with compliments !!!!! he wants u to know you're the only one for him and stuff, even if he can't vocalize this all the time

physical touch

physical touch is one of those love languages that he barely expresses, he warms up to it as time goes on but w his trauma he has a hard time with physical touch esp in early months of ur relationship. however. after you gain most of his trust, hugs are a daily occurrence! however this one is very important to him since he never knows if he'll come back alive and if he's gonna die he wants to die remembering how your hands felt wrapped around him or something idk???

receiving gifts

he feels bad for his lack of physical affection, so he will buy you any gift you want and not expect anything in return :( these gifts range from lil trinkets he found while deployed and reallyyyy expensive jewelry you looked at a second time :(

quality time

his second favorite love languages bc it could range from sitting with him in silence, to going to a shoppe, to spending a couple hours binging on your favorite show

acts of service

most common since he feels like doing things for you makes up for all the things he feels he cannot do for you. like being there for you all the time. he's always deployed so he feels like he simply needs to do things for you with the time he can to make you stay (i worded this weirdly)

könig

words of affirmation

okok! social anxiety, i have it, and i understand that it affects everybody differently. but i feel that he is good with compliments/words of affirmation however he words them in a very odd way?? he's the type of guy to say "you have a round head" or something, but mean it in a nice way. HOWEVER he calls you the cutest pet names in german, "liebling" "maus" "mein kleiner pookie wookie bär"

physical touch

absolutely adores physical touch!!! esp if ur shorter since he likes looking all tall and strong with his lil partner clinging onto him likeee ?? he is a bit awkward at first since he isn't really a softie but eventually he becomes a big cuddly bear lmfao

receiving gifts

he really likes to receive gifts from you (not that he doesn't give you gifts, he's a literal colonel he makes enough money to buy you a diamond ring) but he love love loves little homemade gifts. like a little card with little doodles and a little message (even happier if there's german if u don't know german!!)

quality time

i think he enjoys private quality time the most, just in the house together and watching movies or playing games. he has social anxiety so he probably doesn't like leaving that much. especially not when he feels as if all eyes are on him the second he enters a room, esp w his height and his mask :(

acts of service

he'll grab anything you can't reach 😪 but yea acts of service type of guyyy

reblogs and replies always appreciated ty <3

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[kokorose]

Christmas with you

Mick Schumacher x Kpop!gf

face claim: Sana Minatozaki (k-pop group Twice)

In a world where K-pop idols could publicly date and not get canceled.

Yn's username translates to YnBunny in Korean and Mick calls her Hase which is Bunny in German.

Google Translated Korean and German.

Pics from Pintrest

Allkpop posted

liked by YnYn, Ynstreasure, ynoncetwice3, YnTail, and 16,498 others.

Dispatch: Twice's Yn seen at Incheon International Airport. Sources say that Yn was seen boarding a flight to Switzerland. JYP Entertainment has not put out a statement as to why the Twice member was headed to Switzerland, we will update you once we get any news.

comments:

YnYn: why's Yn headed to Switzerland?? @JYPEnteraiment we need answers!?!?

username: She's so pretty.

Ynstreasure: @JYPEntertainment????

YnToki Posted to her story

YnToki: Mein Mäus (my mouse)

MickSchumacher: ❤❤

YnToki: ❤️

EstebanOcon: 👀👀

Nayeonyny: 마음에 드는 사람 (Cuties)

momo:😊

MickSchumacher posted

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MickSchumacher: mein kleiner Schneehase (my little snow bunny)

comments:

username: Mick still soft launching???

username: Mick its been 3 months, who is she?!?!

EstebanOcon: 😳😳😳

SebastianVettel: She's a nice girl Mick.

username: Sebastian met her?!?!

lewishamilton: 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽

username: ummmm, Yn in the likes????

username: you're being delulu babes

username: omg cute

YnToki posted

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YnToki: I don’t mind the cold because I’ve got you to keep me warm. 🐭

comments:

jennierubyjane: pretty girl 💕💕

lalisa: 💗

username: omg!! yn officially soft launched!!!

username: MICK IN THE LIKESSS!!!!

Username: not just Mick but Gina too!???

username: Mick Schumacher what are you doing here????

username: is that Mick in her pic????

MickSchumacher posted

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MickSchumacher: some snow, good food and even better company!

Comments:

Sebastian Vettel: if you guys have time, you should come visit!

Username: wait is that… yn?!?

Username: I swear to god that’s Yn!!!

ginaschumacher: my favorite couple!

EstebanOcon: 🤮 stop it’s too cute

Username: mick and Angie!!!

YnToki posted

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YnToki: puppies, kisses and Christmas cuddles!! I hope you all have a wonderful Christmas and happy new years! 🎄🎄

And to my mäus, these last 3 months have been the greatest time of my life. I love you and can’t wait to spend many more Christmases with you! ❤️❤️

Tagged: my love

Comments:

MickSchumacher: I love you too Hase(bunny) ❤️

GinaSchumacher: YAY!!!!

Username: OMG ITS MICK!!!! SHE’S DATING MICK!!

Username: omg!!! THE MATCHING PICTURES!!

LewisHamilton: 🐰🐭

Momo: 💕💕💕💕

Username: omg the Christmas hard launch

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AllKpop: Twice member YN reveals she’s dating Formula One team Mercedes-Petronas AMG reserve driver Mick Schumacher in latest instagram post!

JYP entertainment put out a statement saying that it was Yn’s personal life and she had informed them(the company) of said relationship back in September after the couple had begun dating. They ask that everyone respects the couples privacy.

Comments:

Username: omg

Username: awwww good for her!!

Username: ooooohhhh he’s kinda cute!

Username: what a beautiful couple they make!!

[daisies-daydreams]

Your Special Day (König x F!Wife!Reader)

Pairing: König x F!Wife!Reader Category: Fluff/Smut (18+) Warnings: Swearing, Bathing Together, Massages, Petnames, Fingering, Soft Sex, P in V Sex, Unprotected Sex (You Know the Drill), Birthday Sex, Missionary, Mentions of Pregnancy, Implied Breeding Kink Word Count: 3.8k+

A/N: Today’s my birthday so I wrote something that’s shamelessly self-indulgent. 🤭 Also, after writing König fics for the past few months, I realized that it would be weird for his wife/partner to call him by his call sign…so I came up with a name for him myself (Felix).

MINORS/AGELESS BLOGS DNI

You sighed and rubbed your temples before pinching the bridge of your nose. Even though today was your birthday, it didn’t mean that it was a break (something your four-year-old son, Johannes, thought was “uttewry pwepostowess").

You woke up several minutes after your alarm went off to find that your husband hasn’t returned from leave. Again. You had to push your worry aside and help Johannes get ready for school. You burnt the toast and eggs due to your groggy state of mind, so you had to quickly make him a bowl of cereal. You were almost late dropping him off and then got stuck in traffic. Work was non-stop today as well, so you couldn’t take a full lunch break. While you loved your son dearly, a part of you was relieved that he was staying with his Oma tonight. You don't know how much more you could take.

You slid out of the car and locked it before heading inside to your empty home, to eat at your empty table and crawl back into your empty bed. You kicked your shoes off and flicked on the light. You gasped as a massive, 7’0ft tall man stood in the kitchen holding a small box out towards you.

“Happy birthday, (Y/N),” Felix grinned. You immediately dropped your bag and rushed over. He chuckled as you jumped up and wrapped your arms and legs around his body. Your husband set the gift down on the table behind him to fully support your body, an arm slung beneath your bum and another wrapped over your back.

“You’re back, you’re finally back,” you said as tears of joy trickled down your face. He hummed and pecked the top of your head before pressing a chaste kiss to your lips. You wrapped your arms around his neck as the two of you locked lips, hands wandering around each other’s bodies. When you finally parted, you saw that his own eyes looked glossed over.

“How long have you been back home?” you asked.

“I arrived this afternoon,” he answered as he rocked you in his arms. “But enough about me. Today’s your special day,” your husband grinned as he carried you towards the table. You felt your heart melt when you saw a candlelit dinner before you and a small cake placed at the center of the table.

“Felix, did you make all of this?” you asked as he set you down in your chair. He nodded, his sapphire eyes sparkling in the candlelight.

“Ja. I made sure to include all of your favorites!” Felix beamed giddily. Your smile stretched ear to ear as you leaned up and kissed him again.

“Thank you, mein großer Bär,” you cooed. Your husband smiled and kissed your forehead.

“Of course, meine kleiner hase,” he said softly. He slipped away and took his own seat across from you. The two of you began to eat, the room full of a comfortable quiet.

“How was work today?” Felix piped up. Your smile faltered while you chewed. He frowned as you swallowed.

“I’ve had better days,” you sighed. Felix hummed.

“I’m so sorry, schatz,” he said. You shrugged and shook your head.

“It’s fine,” you replied. Your eyes lingered on his gaze as you slipped your hand around the table. Your husband’s eyes lit up as you took his hand and squeezed it. “I’m just thankful that you've finally come back,” you grinned sweetly. Felix nodded, brushing his thick thumb across your knuckles.

“I’m glad to be here, too,” he smiled. The two of you ate the rest of your dinner. He told you to sit while he put the dishes in the dishwasher. “Do you want to open your present first or have some cake?” he called from the kitchen.

“I’ll do my present first,” you replied. Felix grunted before strolling back over with a lighter. He set it aside and handed the box over to you.

“I’ve had to keep this hidden from you for a few months,” he winked. You chuckled and untied the ribbon before pulling off the top. You gasped softly as you saw a pair of earrings and a necklace shining in the dim light of the candles.

“They’re gorgeous,” you murmured as you ran your hands over the intricate pieces of jewelry. Felix smiled and kissed your temple.

“I saw them while I was deployed over in Turkey. Their beauty immediately made me think of you,” he husked into your ear. You couldn’t help but giggle and blush at his compliment. “Sorry, I know it’s corny, but it’s true,” your husband shrugged and kissed your temple again.

“You know I like corny,” you replied with a wink. Felix chuckled.

“I’d help put those on you…but I have another surprise for you,” he said. You raised your brows curiously. “But first, how about we enjoy some cake?” Felix suggests. You smile and squeeze his hand.

“I’d like that very much,” you said. Felix nodded and flicked the lighter on before lighting the candles on the cake. Your face lit up just like the candles as he slid it over to you.

“Would you like me to sing for you?” he asked with a wry grin. You shook your head. “Oh? Are you sure? I have a nice vibrato, you know,” Felix wiggled his brows. You giggled. Your husband was usually quite reserved, and you were happy that you had the privilege to see this side of him.

“No, it’s okay,” you smiled. He shrugged.

“If you say so,” he shrugged as he placed his hands on your shoulders. You closed your eyes for a moment before blowing out the small flames. Felix leaned his hands over to pluck the candles out. “What did you wish for, hase?” he asked curiously. You hummed.

“You know that saying a wish out loud won’t make it come true,” you giggled.

“Nein, I have to argue with that,” he said as he handed you a slice of cake.

“Oh?” you asked. Felix nodded as he took a bite from his slice. He tilted his head to the side.

“Saying it out loud makes it seem all the more real…well, to me at least,” he explained. You smiled as you savored the sweetness of the cake. You're so happy you married a man who loves to cook.

“Well,” you began. Felix watched you as you shifted in your seat, your legs squeezing each other as you averted his gaze. “I was just wishing that…maybe we could give Johannes a little baby brother or sister?” you muttered. Felix remained stiff as a board as his eyes widened. Your shoulders slumped.

“I know it’s sudden, but-“ your breath hitched when you felt him pull you into a tight hug. You could hear his heart racing as he pulled you close.

“I can certainly help with that,” Felix murmured lowly. You felt heat rise from your core to your cheeks as his hot breath fanned over your neck. He nipped your ear as his calloused hands wandered down to cup your breasts.

“Mmm,” you moaned quietly as his lips lingered along your jawline while his hands kneaded your mounds.

“I could even make it a part of your surprise,” he offers while squeezing your tits. You bit your lip.

“Why don’t you go ahead and show me then?” you purred as you ran your finger down his face. He groaned before picking you up, his hands now kneading your bum. Felix pulled back and quickly blew out the candles before carrying you to your bathroom. The sweet aroma of vanilla and roses cascaded through the air. Candles were lit around the tub as he set you down on the edge of it. He leaned over and turned on the faucet, hot water pouring out and swirling around. Your heartbeat against your sternum as you looked up at your husband.

Felix gently came down to his knees and cupped your face in his hands. You leaned forward and met his lips. Steam rose up from the warm water as his hands wandered down to unbutton your blouse.

“Felix,” you sighed. Your throat hitched when his lips fell onto your neck, suckling gently as he pulled your top down. His hand continued to wander to your back where he unclasped your bra. Soon, you were completely bare before him. Felix’s pupils were blown as he took in the sight of your naked form.

“Hinreißend,” he breathed as he cupped your chin with his hand. Your face flushed. Felix grinned before shuffling back, discarding his own clothes from his body. Your lips parted when you saw a fresh scar trace across his shoulder.

“Baby,” you said with knitted brows. Felix gasped when you traced your fingertips near the wound. His hands fell on top of yours.

“I’ll be okay,” he assured you in a calm, raspy voice. You frowned as you looked into his eyes. You suddenly took his hand and brought it up to your lips. You kissed each and every one of his rough knuckles. Felix chuckled. “What are you doing?” he asked softly. Suddenly, his boxers fell onto the floor. His cock was already twitching slightly as you gazed at it. You squealed when he picked you up again, peppering your face with kisses. He kissed the tip of your nose and gazed into your eyes.

“I’m the one who’s supposed to be spoiling you,” he purred. He kissed your neck a few more times before slowly lowering you into the warm water. Your muscles instantly relaxed as you were submerged beneath the surface. Felix turned the faucet off before sliding in behind you. The water level rose as he sat down and sprinkled some rose petals across the water.

“You weren’t kidding-you are spoiling me,” you chuckled. Felix smiled before setting the jar aside. You sighed and closed your eyes as you leaned your back against your husband’s strong chest. He whispered words of praise as his large hands rubbed and massaged your aching muscles. It was amazing how someone so massive could be so gentle.

Eventually, he soaked a washcloth and began to lightly scrub across your body, his other hand placed on your shoulder. You flinched slightly when you felt one of his fingers tap against your clit.

“Tschuldigung. Was that too sudden?” Felix asked, his voice laced with concern. You shook your head and slid forward, allowing his finger to rest over your slit.

“No, it just felt really good,” you told him as your face flushed. Felix hummed.

“Would you like me to continue, then?” he asked gently. Your heart warmed at his sentiment. Despite being married for a few years, he still asked for permission each time. You spread your legs a little wider and rested your hand over his, pressing his finger deeper into your pussy lips.

“Please, keep going,” you said. You could feel the deep rumble coming from Felix’s chest as he laid the washcloth aside. You rested your arms over his knees as he traced his finger up and down your slit. A small moan left your lips as he circled the pad of his digit across your puffy clit. His lips fell onto your shoulder as his other hand kneaded your breast. You panted as he played with your nub while another finger teased your entrance.

“Felix,” you gasped and squeezed his legs.

“Yes, hase?” he asked, his lips departing from your shoulder. You whined as you thrusted your hips forward, your face twisted in pleasure.

“I need you,” you keened. Without any hesitation, Felix picked you up and stepped out of the tub. He wrapped a towel around you before walking back into your bedroom. The giant man gently laid you down on the mattress before unwrapping the towel, seeing the treasure resting below him. The bed creaked as he climbed onto the mattress.

“What would you like to do, Kätzchen?” he murmured. You’ve never seen so much love held in someone’s eyes as he gazed down at you. You smiled up at him and cupped his cheek.

“Could you…could you finger me?” you asked, a sudden shyness overwhelming you. He smiled and nodded.

“Anything for you, liebling” Felix grinned. His lips found yours as his hand wandered over to grab the lube on the bedside dresser. He slid it across his fingers before dipping them into your wet heat. You moaned as he spread your labia apart with his thick fingers, his lips tenderly pressed against yours. His tongue slipped into your warm mouth as he stroked your clit with his thumb as he gently pushed two fingers into your hole. You squealed into his mouth as he pumped his fingers into your tight heat, your pussy squelching softly with every steady thrust.

“You’re so gorgeous,” Felix breathed when he parted from your kiss. You moaned as he rubbed your clit with gentle, methodical strokes. “And kind,” he continued as he curled the pads of fingers against your g-spot, causing your walls to clench around him. Felix’s fingers began to thrust into you at a quicker pace as he sucked a hickey over your pulse. “You’re just so wonderful, meine schatz,” your husband praised in a soft voice. The words caused a wave of pleasure to roll over you as you felt your lower muscles tense. Your hands fisted the sheets as he added a third finger into your dripping cunt.

“F-Felix-oh my God,” you panted as you threw your head back. He always made sure you felt full and stretched out-it was the only way he could prepare you for his cock.

“That’s it, liebling. Just relax,” Felix purred as his other hand kneaded the flesh of your hip. You watched his fingers dip in and out of you as he groaned. “Your clit looks so delectable,” he murmured. You shuddered as he pressed his thumb against it even more. “Would it be alright if I had a taste?” your husband asked before raking his teeth down your neck.

“P-Please,” you gasped out. Felix groaned as his lips trailed down your clavicle, then through the valley of your breasts. Your head grew more and more dizzy as he neared your mons pubis. He locked eyes with you, his fingers still stuffed inside your wet cunt as he rolled his tongue out. You cried out with pleasure as he flicked his tongue over the hood of your clit. He grunted as he tasted your bundle of nerves, his fingers now gliding in and out of your gummy walls.

“Yes,” you moaned as your fingers curled around his scruffy ginger hair. Felix groaned as you tugged at his locks while he moved his head back and forth, wrapping his pink lips around your sensitive clit. You arched your back as he pushed his fingers all the way down to his knuckles. He unpuckered his lips and drew sloppy, wet circles around your nub. The pressure inside you was threatening to tear you to pieces before the simple act of him moaning into your folds made your hips snap forward.

“FELIX!” you keened as your body grew stiff. Felix continued to thrust his fingers inside you as he lapped at your clit, each small motion causing your contractions to swell and linger. You panted as he gave your clit one final kiss.

“Danke, hase,” Felix cooed as he rubbed the inside of your thigh. You grunted as he pulled his fingers out. He observed them intently, watching as your slick mixed with the lube glistened beneath the dim lighting of the bedroom. “Goodness, you’ve made quite the mess on my hand,” he chuckled. You blushed. “Oh, don't be ashamed...it only made me harder for you,” he whispered. Your eyes trailed down to see his cock flushed red and leaking with a familiar opaque liquid. He sat on his knees and began to stroke his length, the wet sounds causing your walls to flutter around nothing. His deep blue eyes were watching your expressions carefully as he ran his thumb across his slit.

“I’m going to make sure your birthday wish comes true, (Y/N),” Felix groaned. You moaned quietly at his words as he leaned over and applied more lube to his thick cock. To say it stretched you out would be an understatement-your entire pussy was about to get a full workout. He sighed as he lined the tip up to your entrance, one of his hands coming to rest next to your face.

“Are you ready?” he asked. You nodded and spread your legs even wider.

“Fill me with your cum,” you demanded softly. Felix’s arms nearly buckled at your lewd command.

“I will-but I want to take my time with my liebe Frau and make sure she feels loved…if that’s alright with you,” he said as he stroked your chin with his thumb. You nodded and rested your hands over his shoulders. Smiling down and kissing you deeply, he started to push his thick length inside. Your eyes squeezed shut as his tip breached your entrance, already spreading you open with a delectable burn.

“Ah, you feel so good,” Felix praised as his cock slowly plunged into your quivering pussy. He pecked the corner of your mouth as his length slid deeper with every inch. Your breasts rose and fell as he finally bottomed out inside you. He panted as he allowed you to adjust to the size and stretch of his cock. Being a few months away meant you had to take matters into your own hands, though nothing you did could ever compare to how your walls would have to mold to the shape of his member.

“Are you feeling okay?” Felix asked, his hand stroking your cheek. You nodded and swallowed thickly as his cock twitched inside of you.

“I-I’m good. Just need a moment to adjust,” you gulped. Felix hummed and massaged your hips.

“You’re doing great, Kätzchen,” he murmured softly. With a few deep breaths your muscles began to relax. A surge of heat rushed over you as you felt his burning tip leak precum against your cervix. "Do you feel good enough for me to start moving?" your husband asked. You nodded. Felix released a deep sigh as he pulled his cock halfway out before slowly sliding it back in. Your ankles locked around the back of his thighs as he pumped into you at a slow, steady pace.

“You’re such a good wife-taking all of my cock like it was made for you,” he moaned as his hands squeezed your waist. You mewled as he thrusted into you, the burn caused by the stretch melting with every movement of his dick. “So gut,” Felix moaned as your cunt flexed around his girth. His hands wandered up and massaged your breasts gingerly as his thrusts became more determined, yet still remained gentle.

“Oh, baby,” you moaned as he lightly pinched and rubbed your nipples. His mouth wandered down and latched onto your breast. You gripped Felix’s shoulder when hips suddenly snapped forward, driving his cock even deeper into your tight walls. You squealed as he parted from your breast with a wet ‘pop’. Felix pushed himself forward, his chiseled lower body catching your clit and rubbing against it with each eager thrust of his cock. Your mind was turning to mush as you felt your lower muscles tense again.

“Felix, baby-I’m gonna cum!” you panted. You gasped when he picked up the pace just a little more.

“I know, schatz. I’m getting close, too,” he murmured. You cried out as a wave of pleasure rippled through you as he groaned above you. Your body swayed back and forth with every rock of his hips. Your breathing grew more and more ragged as your lips parted into a quiet whine.

“Mach weiter, hase-cum around my cock,” Felix grunted. Stars sprinkled your vision as you felt your hips snap forward, bringing him impossibly deeper. He groaned as your walls clamped and convulsed around his dick.

“Oh, liebling,” your husband cooed as he peppered your face with kisses. You noticed his thrusts faltered as he continued to fuck into your sensitive cunt. He whimpered above you, a sound you would have never guessed a man of his stature could make. Felix rested his forehead against yours as his member throbbed inside of you.

“S-Scheiße,” he groaned as he pounded against your cervix.

“Yes, yes,” you moaned loudly. Both of you gasped when he suddenly stilled above you. He moaned quietly as his brows knitted together, his face lighting up with ecstasy as he pumped his warm, sticky load into your stretched out hole. Both of you gasped as his Adam's apple slowly bobbed. He relaxed above you before signing contently.

“You were amazing,” you beamed. Felix grinned warmly as he gave a chaste kiss to your plump lips.

“Not as amazing as you were, hase,” he said softly. Felix kept his cock plugged inside your cunt as he rested on top of you, his weight being a welcome sensation to your overstimulated body. The two of you exchanged sweet kisses and loving strokes as your eyelids began to droop. He chuckled.

“Feeling tired, schatz?” Felix asked. You nodded and yawned. He cooed before pecking your forehead. “Here, let me clean you up,” he whispered. As soon as he pulled out, he grunted in disapproval as his cum began to leak from your hole. He gently shoved it back inside with two of his fingers, making sure it reached into your cervix. “We wouldn’t want to waste any, now would we?” his eyes were sparkling as if he were anticipating becoming a father again. You smiled and nodded.

Felix slipped away into the bathroom before bringing out a damp washcloth. He patted your folds gingerly before tossing the cloth and towel resting below you into the hamper. Your husband slid into bed, drawing the covers over the two of you before wrapping his strong arms around your body. He felt so warm as he pressed himself against you. Felix stared at you with silent admiration before kissing your lips.

“Get some sleep, liebling. You need to get some good rest while our little one grows inside of you,” he whispered while gently stroking your belly. You smiled at the thought and nuzzled closer to his side.

“Guten nacht, mein großer Bär,” you murmured.

“Guten nacht, meine kleiner Hase,” he said softly.

___

Thank you for reading! ❤️

Translations:

Hase - Bunny

Ja - Yes

Mein großer Bär - My big bear

Meine kleiner Hase - My little bunny

Schatz - Treasure

Nein - No

Hinreißend - Gorgeous

Tschuldigung - I'm sorry

Kätzchen - Kitten

Meine schatz - My treasure

Liebling - Dear

Danke - Thank you

Liebe Frau - Dear wife

Mach weiter - Go on

Mutti - Mom

[r41nc4ndy]

Compiling my german Zip headcanons!

Made These during school, so there‘ll probably be some mistakes as I‘m not supposed to even bring my phone 😝 (update: hi yes I ended up continuing and finishing this at home)

one of my moots lowkey motivated me to do this

Hope you enjoy this!

CW: Mentions of alcohol/beer, occasional swearing!

DISCLAIMER: These Are Just normal HCS, no x Reader or x Character.

Do not cry "you‘re racist!" As I was both born and raised in Germany.

Some of these are based off of things I as a german have experienced or heard.

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☆ I already mentioned this in another post, but she had her first drink of alcohol free beer at the whopping age of 12.

☆ Curses the ever living shit out people in German whenever she‘s really annoyed.

☆ Sneaks beer into school and only shares it with Oliver, Edward and SOMETIMES Miss Circle (Favorite Student privileges)

☆ I feel like Engel at least speaks German, so when Zip, Oliver and Edward are bullying Claire and Engel (as well, I‘m assuming), she‘d throw in something WILD in German and Engel is kinda like: oh that‘s not.. 😀

☆ LOVES Bernd das Brot

☆ She would totally know "Komm, lass uns tanzen." by HEART (alongside Chip).

☆ Although it‘s rare, she sometimes lets out her German accent. For example, she‘s currently rambling and ends up pronounce the German R

☆ Says digga even if she‘s speaking english. It‘s permanently part of her vocabulary.

☆ Dresses with more drip than your average German classmate 💀💀 and she definitely judges them too

☆ When she was very, very young (like around Chip‘s age which I‘m assuming is like 5), she was a HUGE Bibi Blocksberg and Bibi & Tina fan. Had a lot of merchandise of them that she would NEVER EVER share.

☆ Would purposefully draw the ugliest outfits on the characters from the Top Model Books and put the little sticker clothes that came alongside on to the most brutal and metal characters ever.

☆ Always had Satch pencil cases. Thought they wer boring and drew on them. Free canvas lol.

☆ Loves saying German jokes in English to Edward and/or Oliver bc they make no sense in English.

"Hey, hey, guys. Can I tell you a joke?"

"If it‘s funny, go for it."

Zip, who‘s trying to control her laughing "Okay look, Two Hunters met each other."

"And?"

"They both died." Zip bursts out laughing.

"That makes no fucking sense."

"IT DOES"

☆ I feel like she has a little notebook where she writes a bunch of dumb stuff down, including many, MANY German memes only Germans would get. Meine Mama, meine Tante, der kleiner-

☆ Always has that German candy on stock (only for Chip, the coolest little brother!)

☆ Can open a beer bottle with literally ANYTHING you give her (except if it‘s a weak material, then obviously she can’t.)

☆ Praises German lunch knowing damn well it sucks ass. She only likes it because they got a mini burger and chocolate Santa once in kindergarten.

☆ Finds the raw existence of Frankfurt, Berlin, Mecklenburg-Vorpommern and Bayern so hilarious for no reason

☆ Whenever Engel tries to say something positive in German (idk in what scenario he‘d do this, but imagine he would), she‘d counter react by saying something diabolical in Germany (technically you could count this in another hc I wrote down.. oh well <‚3)

☆ Knows a lot of kid shows, German or not, but always prefers (and often times only knows) the German version of them like; Sofia die Erste, Jake und die Nimmerland Piraten, etc.

☆ makes fun of American food (it‘s so processed okay 😭)

"Haha! Seriously? That Fanta is basically just chemicals! Your stomach will LOVE that chemical burn!"

"Please let me drink in fucking peace"

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That‘s all for now! Should I write a German Zip FF? It won‘t be romantic and honestly only contain Zip being a menace but in GERMAN

[blankvers]

Let me do a Schoethe Book Rec about a series that has never been recced?!

For all the Germans here

Ich habe noch nie jemanden in diesem Fandom gesehen, der für diese Trilogie geworben hat, und das ist nicht in Ordnung. Denn diese Bücher sind ein Meisterwerk.

Die Reihe heißt „Goethe und Schiller ermitteln“ von Stefan Lehnberg und besteht aus den Bänden

Durch Nacht und Wind

Die Affäre Carambol

Die Briefe des Ikarus

Der dritte Band ist, leider Gottes, nur als E-Book erhältlich. Die ersten beiden liegen aber auch gedruckt vor. Von, wenn man dem Autor glauben darf, Cottas noch immer existierendem Verlag.

Alle drei Bände sind im Prinzip nichts anderes als gedruckte Fanfictions. Sie sind allesamt aus Schillers POV geschrieben und präsentieren unsere Beiden Dichterfürsten als inoffizielle Ermittler; Auf eine sehr lustige, aber auch enorm spannende und ernsthafte Art und Weise.

Und wenn ich sage „enorm spannend“, dann meine ich enorm spannend. Wirklich.

Insbesondere der erste Teil, der mein Favorit ist, ist so spannend, dass ich es ab der Mitte kaum weglegen konnte. Ein Plottwist nach dem anderen.

Der zweite Teil gefiel mir, wegen dem Ende, deutlich weniger, es war aber dennoch spannend zu lesen. Der dritte Teil wiederum ist ein close second meiner Favoriten, der ebenfalls so unglaublich spannend und crazy war!

Die Seiten sind kleiner, und die Seitenzahl mäßig, deshalb dauert es nicht allzu lange, eins dieser Bücher durchzulesen. Gleichzeitig ist es aber auch nicht so kurz, dass es zu schnell vorbei ist.

Es ist platonisches Schoethe, aber und sehr in character geschrieben.

Es beinhaltet Schiller Whump, manchmal auch Goethe, sehr viel Action, sehr cooler Humor und sehr viel Idiots-Material. Allerdings auch sehr viel Smart-Boys-Material, because, natürlich.

Lest es. Tut es einfach.

I MEAN IT.

(Alle drei Bücher gibts auf Amazon und in den Online-Shops von Hugendubel und Thalia)

[fatgumsurpremacy-remastered]

Yandere Medic smut hc

Tw: Degredation, mentioned kidnapping, rough sex, abusive (obvious) relationships, deprevation, punishments, biting, blood, threesomes (mentioned), pinning, overstimulation, brief talk of children but not too much. (Medic doesn’t dig it.)

•First things first, Medic will refuse to show you any attention at all unless you beg for it. This goes for sex, but also any basic needs. Need the shower, ask for the key. Need medicine? Better get your sweetest eyes ever on. He refuses to pay you any mind, as much as it kills him to. But you’ll never know that it pains him.

•He’s huge on degradation that makes you feel silly. He’ll mock your choice of underwear all the way down to how you act when you come to him.

“Oh Wenn es nicht mein kleiner Einsiedler ist. Kommen Sie, um um meine Aufmerksamkeit zu betteln? Aww you look just like a little puppy when you do that ja? That’s adorable, you realize how silly it is for a human to look like a dog? Yes, and here you are! Want to do a trick for me too?”

•He will make you learn German if you don’t already know it. And it’s the only thing you’re allowed to speak when you have sex. And you have to speak when he’s fucking you, otherwise there will be a GRIEVOUS punishment.

“Schatz, wenn du nicht mit mir sprichst, nehme ich deine Zunge heraus. Willst du das wirklich?"

You don’t want that.

•As for sex, he really couldn’t care what you want unless you ask directly. He is not that bad if you like rough sex. Though he’ll take every wiggle as a sign that you don’t like what he’s doing and decide to bite hard enough to bleed.

“Mich zu bitten, dies zu tun und mir das nicht zu erlauben, ist ziemlich unhöflich, hmm? Just take it okay? It will all be alright.”

•Might take the odd opportunity for a threesome if you negotiate together. He’s very strange about this. He’s the only one who makes rules during sex, yet he comes to you so earnestly when asking.

“Süßer, I know this is a long shot, however I would like to know if you were okay with this. It- ja it can be a bit scary I’m aware. I won’t force you into it.”

•If you tell him how mean he’s being he will stop being rough in the future. Which is a plus, though you’ll have to build up the courage for it. He doesn’t seem to take nicely to criticism, but when you ask and he accepts he accepts without punishment.

“You really felt that way, and you never said anything? Liebling, du faszinierst mich, warum solltest du dir das gefallen lassen?”

•Has so many kinks it’s wild, but his favorite is overstimulation. He loves to make the two of you cum a ridiculous amount of times. It’s fun to see the the toss up of wether you’re gonna wear yourself out or if he’s gonna fall asleep over you.

•He also loves pinning. He does it for fun sometimes, outside of being sexual. Pinning your arms to the wall then moving to spin you around with such grace. When he pins you down to the bed though it’s a different ball game. He- if allowed to go rough- can’t help himself from teasing you, using only one hand to torture the insides of your body.

•He has little to no limits for what he’d do. He’s kinda fucked up like that. Though he doesn’t like children at all. If you ask him for one he’ll send you on a (supervised) walk outside to rethink. No. No he’s not gonna spoil you with a child. You have him and like- 5 doves. Maybe, if you’re good he’ll get you another (calm) animal.

•He wants to see you completely his one day. Begging to the point of whining for his attention, for his form over yours. Anything to have your husband with you. Anything for him inside you. Though he can wait, and he’ll sell 100 souls to see this come to fruition.

[janiseki]

10. Years on tumblr

With a little review of my favorites

Es ist mein 10. Jahrestag auf Tumblr 🥳

Ein kleiner Rückblick auf meine Lieblingsprojekte aus dieser Zeit .

[grace-nakimura]

prompt. wolf. any.

for @poptart-cat-78 idk but von glower & whoops ! also ! mein kleiner welpe - my little pup oba-cha - grandmother in okinowan (informal) schlaf gut - sleep tight

Bex was a brave girl. She was nearly five, which meant she had only one more year before she'd start school, so it only made sense wasn't afraid of anything! In fact, Mommy said so!

"I wanna snack," she had requested one night; somewhat because she was hungry, but mostly to stall having to get ready for bed, because bedtime meant playtime was over forever.

Mommy raised her brow, which prompted Bex to amend her request, "May I has a snack, puh-lease?" Manners were important. Papa was old, something of an art-ist-carrot - someone who was old and came old money - and while he said yes to her more often than not, he only ever made a stern face when she wasn't polite.

"You're awfully brave to ask for food when you didn't eat much of your dinner, kiddo," Mommy had told her but because Daddy wasn't home, Mommy let her have a snack, anyway. It was celery with peanut butter - when Bex made a face Mommy gave her a look that made Bex shut her mouth - which she ate with a glass of milk.

Bex wasn't a princess, but because Daddy's family was really old, too, she lived in a big castle called Slosh Bitter. Actually, it was called something else, but sometimes words were tough to say, so that was the closest thing she could come up with. The castle was big and cold and old, but her room? Her room was the best. It used to be her nursery; Papa had decorated it himself and the paintings of a pack of wolves running in the starry sky, with a large moon behind them, still overlooked her bed. The only difference was that there were more stuffed animals and toys, and instead of a floral blanket she came home from the hospital in, she slept with a Little Mermaid one, as well as a stuffed animal Flounder from her favorite movie.

She liked living in a big castle.

Well, she liked it until she didn't, which was tonight.

Tonight there was a big storm! Mommy and Daddy were in a country named Polka-land because they were doing their Special Job. Bex still didn't know what their Special Job was, only that it made them go away for a long time, and it made her sad. Sometimes Papa went with them, and sometimes Papa had to leave for a little bit, which also made her sad. Papa didn't have a Special Job, but sometimes he had to hunt - he really liked hunting! It was how he and Daddy and Mommy met! - and he wanted the people he loved most to be safe.

It was raining cats and dogs, only not real cats and dogs, and the wind made the windows rattle. Flounder was getting scared, so Bex held him close to her, rubbing his back in small circles like Daddy did for her when she was upset. Her mommy would stroke her hair and sing a song in Japanese that her mommy, Oba-cha, sang to her when she was little.

The wind was really angry outside. Whistling turned to almost yelling as thunder clashed against the ground, illuminating her room, which was pitch dark because she didn't need her Little Mermaid Night-Light on anymore because she was fixing to be five, in bright light.

Flounder screamed. Loudly. Flounder was crying, too, and it definitely wasn't her, because she was awfully brave.

Papa ran into her room, still awake, probably sitting by the fire and reading like he always did. He tried to flip the light switch on, but nothing happened. He let out a bad word - in German, of course, which Bex was picking up on quickly - before hurrying to sit on her bed and pull her in her arms. He called her his kleiner welpe and rocked her back and forth, lifting her up in his arms - Flounder came with them, of course! - to his room.

There would be darkness, but also a roaring fire and candles. And there they sat; Papa in his chair holding Bex, while Bex held Flounder who still cried, to his chest in front of that very fire while the storm outside continued to throw its tantrum. "Shall I tell you a story, mein kleiner welpe?" He asked and she, holding Flounder tightly, nodded. He didn't even scold her for not asking please, mostly because her thumb was in her mouth. "I think Herr Flounder would enjoy this, too. Hmm?"

Papa waited until Flounder said something. Flounder must've said something, even adding in please like he was supposed to, so Papa began. "One upon a time, there was a lonely big, black wolf. While many thought him scary, or mean, no one could see how sad he was. How all he wanted was a family, or a friend, or someone to love him..." Papa trailed off while Bex and Flounder both looked up at him, hanging on his every word.

Bex knew this story. It was one of her favorites. The Wolf would spend years looking for someone to be his friend.

The Wolf would grow bitter, because sometimes loneliness brought out the worst instead of the best, and when he found Little Red Riding Hood searching for treats to give to her Grandmother, he didn't want to help her. He thought about tricking her; maybe he would tell her that the flowers he found were supposed to help her Grandmother get better, but instead, they would make her itch something fierce! Or maybe he would grow hungry and eat Little Red up! After all, the Wolf wasn't allowed in McDonalds, so food was very scarce.

Little Red surprised him. She was nice, funny, and offered delectable - when Papa said this, he sounded like he was in pain, which always made Daddy and Mommy laugh - Happy Meal with him. He would lead her safely to her Grandmother's house and safely back home.

At first, he only helped her because of the Happy Meals; he wouldn't go hungry, and she wouldn't be hurt by the bigger, scarier beasts in the woods. Little by little, though, the Wolf would look forward to walking Little Red to-and-fro', if only because she was nice, she spoke to him and she cared about him. It had been so very, very long since anyone cared about him.

One day, the wolf waited at the mouth of the forest for Little Red. She didn't show. He waited and waited, and waited some more - nothing. He would wait for three days for his friend. Not for the food she offered, the companionship she'd bring, or even her voice to chase away the silence.

She came back on the fourth day, eyes filled with tears, saying, My grandmother told me we cannot be friends.

The Wolf asked, but why?

Because you are a wolf, Little Red said. She said you would eat me!

The Wolf felt guilty; he did consider eating Little Red, after all. He wouldn't tell her this - couldn't tell her this! - so instead he asked, Do you wish to still be my friend, Little Red?

Little Red nodded.

Then know that as long as I walk by your side, you and your loved ones shall never fear anything from me, the Wolf promised. The beasts that soar above, the beasts that lurk in the shadows, nor the beasts below shall ever darken your doorstep as long as I am there.

"And the Wolf and Little Red would continue their friendship for many years to come," Papa said, his voice lowering as her eyes began to grow heavy. "Little Red's children, and their children, and their children's children would never fear wolves as the other villages - for they ran with them. And they all lived happily ever after."

Papa chuckled as she did her best to keep her eyes open, hushing her as he began to rock her side to side, humming. He hummed better than Mommy, who sounded nice. Daddy wasn't good at singing or humming, so when he tried to, Bex would gently, but firmly, tell him to please stop. "Schlaf gut, meine kleiner welpe," he whispered, placing a kiss on top of her head.

And so Bex did.

[randomstudyblr]

Langblr reactivation challenge #6

Look up 3 idioms in your target language and explain what they mean and how you use them in a sentence (with an example!).

Ich habe ein paar Freundinnen gefragt, welche ihre Lieblingsredewendungen sind, und sie hatten ein paar normale Antworten und ein paar... komischen Vorschlägen.

Das kommt mir Spanisch vor Ich verstehe nur Bahnhof - man sagt das, wenn man etwas nicht versteht, entweder weil die Wörter zu kompliziert sind, weil man über das Thema nichts weiß, oder weil es in einer unbekannten Sprache ist. Zum Beispiel: - „Ich promoviere in Strukturbiologie! Ich arbeite mit Cryo-EM" - „Das kommt mir spanisch vor Ich verstehe nur Bahnhof"

Das kommt mir Spanisch vor - die wundervolle Em (@dreamofghosts) hat mir erklärt, dass diese Redewendung nicht "It's all greek to me" bedeutet. Man verwendet sie, wenn etwas verdächtig ist, zum Beispiel: - „Was? Bez*s hat all sein Geld gespendet? Das kommt mir Spanisch vor..."

Da wird der Hund in der Pfanne verrückt - es wird benutzt, wenn man sehr überrascht oder erstaunt ist, zum Beispiel, wenn etwas passiert, das nicht sehr möglich wahrscheinlich ist. Kleiner Hinweis: auf in diesem Fall ist „verrückt" ein Verb und bedeutet „to move". Zum Beispiel: - „Die Deutsche Bahn ist heute pünktlich angekommen!" - „Da wird der Hund in der Pfanne verrückt"

Ich glaube mein Schwein pfeift - diese Redewendung benutzt man, wenn man etwas nicht glaubt. - „Du wurdest nicht geblockt, wenn als du dich auf Twitter als M*sk ausgegeben hast? Mensch, ich glaube mein Schwein pfeift"

Was für ein Tohuwabohu - es bedeutet "was ein Chaos!". Tohuwabohu kommt aus dem Hebräischen alten Testament „tohu vavohu", „wüst und leer". Zum Beispiel: „Während der Sommerferien herrscht auf meinem Tisch immer ein Tohuwabohu"

Der Drops ist noch nicht gelutscht - wenn etwas noch nicht entschieden ist (ein Fußballspiel, eine Wahl...), geht verwendet man diese Redewendung. - „Noch 1-1? Der Drops ist noch nicht gelutscht..."

Das war's für heute! Kennst du einige von dieser Redewendungen? Welche findest du am lustigsten?

Auf Englisch under the cut :)

I asked a couple of friends about their favorite idioms and they came up with some normal responses and some... Let's call them funny suggestions.

Ich verstehe nur Bahnhof! - lit. "It's like Spanish to me". You use this one when you don't understand something, be it complicated words, an unknown topic or a foreign language. For example: - „Ich promoviere in Strukturbiologie! Ich arbeite mit Cryo-EM" - „Das kommt mir spanisch vor"

Das kommt mir Spanisch vor - the wonderful Em @dreamofghosts explained to me that this idiom does not actually mean "It's all greek to me". It's used when something is suspicious, for example: - „Was? Bez*s hat alles sein Geld gespendet? Das kommt mir Spanisch vor..."

Da wird der Hund in der Pfanne verrückt - lit. "There goes the dog into the pot!". This idiom can be used when one is very surprised, for example, when something very unlikely happens. Here, verrückt is a verb that means "to move". For example: - „Die Deutsche Bahn ist heute pünktlich angekommen!" - „Da wird der Hund in der Pfanne verrückt"

Ich glaube mein Schwein pfeift - lit. "I think my pig is playing the flute". This idiom is used when faced with something unbelievable. - „Du würdest nicht geblockt, wenn du dich als M*sk auf Twitter ausgegeben hast? Mensch, ich glaube mein Schwein pfeift"

Was für ein Tohuwabohu - lit. "What a Tohuwabohu! (What a hullabaloo!)". It means "what a chaos!". Tohuwabohu comes from the Hebrew old testament, "tofu vavohu", "without form, and void" or "unseen and unformed". For example: „Während der Sommerferien herrscht immer auf meinem Tisch ein Tohuwabohu"

Der Drops ist noch nicht gelutscht - lit. "The candy isn't fully licked yet" (yikes). This idiom is appropriate when something is still undecided (a football game, an election...). - „Noch 1-1? Der Drops ist noch nicht gelutscht..."

[justusjonas]

Ok jetzt brauche ich unbedingt noch Headcanons zu Mathilda von dir🥺🥺

OMG hab grade wirklich kurz einen kleinen happy tanz gemacht MATHILDAAAAAA DANKE <333 und wollte nochmal zu deinen justus headcanons antworten, die sind soo gut 🥺 bunte hemden und socken sind so so wahr!!! (und das mit dem bodytype ist bei mir genauso 🤝 hab oft dumme kommentare abbekommen, deswegen is justus auch einfach soo wichtig für mich!!)

1: sexuality headcanon

tbh keine ahnung! aber ich weiß dass sie jedes jahr auf die los angeles pride parade geht! und dass sie wahrscheinlich mithilft den ersten kleinen pride march von rocky zu organisieren!!! könnte mir sie & titus auch richtig gut als t4t vorstellen 🥹❤️

2: otp

sie und titus sind einfach süß <3 die haben mich schon immer an meine großeltern erinnert und einfach !!! <333 waaah 🥺❤️❤️

3: brotp

JUSTUS UND TANTE MATHILDA [fällt weinend auf die knie] ich weiß einfach dass er immer ihr kleiner schatten war und ihr immer am rockzipfel hing als er kleiner war, vorallem in den ersten paar monaten nach dem tod seiner eltern 😭 er hat alles gemacht was sie gemacht hat & kann alles was sie kann 😭😭❤️ kirschkuchen? kann er auch backen. detektive? kennt er davon mit ihr columbo zu gucken und davon wie sie ihm dann sherlock holmes vorgelesen hat. sie hat schon ganz früh gemerkt, dass man justus am besten mit einem rätsel ablenken kann. ihre schnitzeljagden sind legendär! und bob und peter sind auch irgendwann mir dabei. das muss einfach. die sind da immer wilkommen <3

4: notp

boah kein plan. naja alle außer titus die zwei gehören einfach zusammen ❣️

5: first headcanon that pops into my head

sie ist größer als titus! glaube das ist evtl sogar canon weil titus als relativ klein beschrieben wird? naja <3 noch ein headcanon: sie ist ziemlich gut in latein und hat justus die grundsätze & einige vokabeln beigebracht bevor er es jemals in der schule hatte

6: favorite line from this character

zwei meiner lieblings mathilda momente🥺😭❤️

7: one way in which I relate to this character

ich hab justus auch lieb und ich würde auch einen eindringling mit einer kommode zerquetschen 💪 außerdem bin ich gut darin pie zu backen!!! hehe

8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character

nichts an dass ich mich erinnern könnte <3 mathilda ist einfach toll!!

9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?

MATHILDA IST EINFACH TOLL!!!!

[vinniesasslicker1]

FAVORIT

DU BIST MEIN FAVORIT WENN ES UM LIEBE GEHT WIE SICH ALLES UM DICH DREHT MEIN KLEINER SATELIT ICH BIN SCHON GANZ ERREGT WENN DU EINFACH VOR MIR STEHST ACH MEIN KLEINER AUGENSCHMAUS HAST DU LUST AUF KATZ UND MAUS DU BIST MEIN STERN AM FIRNAMENT MEIN SOCKEL AUS ZEMENT GIBTS MIR HALT UND KRAFT LECKST MIR DIE WUNDE WENN SIE KLAFFT - IRGENDWO DA OBEN GIBT ES EINEN PLANET AUF DEM GROSS LIEBE STEHT DORT LIEGT SOVIEL DYNAMIT DAS ES UND BEIDE IN DIE UMLAUFBAHN BRINGT ZWEI STERNE SO HELL WIE SCHNEE TROTZEN NUR SO VOR ENERGIE DA GAB ES NOCH NIE MIT LIEBE AUFGELADENE BATERIE

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