#megatron is in for the ride

[witchofthesouls]

First off, I want to thank you for answering my emergency request, it meant a lot.

Second, I’m still trapped in the airport that might as well be an off brand sea world, I got a runny and stuffy nose, and my period just started.

I have started to document my journey on Snapchat like a off brand, Gen Z, autistic, misanthropic, female David Attenborough where my friends and family are either laughing in hysterics at my pain or are becoming my increasingly concern over myself slowly loosing my sanity.

What deity did I piss off to earn such a punishment? Can I rectify it my sacrificing my fellow prisoners? Can I sacrifice the crying 4 year old for an arepa con queso, just until I can get a plate of my mom’s lechon and arroz con salchicha?

A cousin of mine with a big ass truck that should require a special license to drive because the thing is that damn big, is gonna try and pick me up, hopefully I don’t get trench’s foot trying to get out of here.

Also I’m just picturing Optimus, Ratchet, and Megatron growing increasingly worried and so turned at receiving multiple snapchats a day of their kid ‘jokingly’ contemplating murdering the other people stuck with her (mostly the ones kicking up a fuss and fighting and occasional the crying children throwing tantrums), cannibalism if only to eat something else besides the shitty food, and other disturbing commentaries in the background of a dark selfie with dark and heavy under eye bags framing half crazy eyes that are red from lack of sleep and crying, a result after being stuck at an airport for four fucking days.

Shoot, I didn't see this one! Sorry about that ^^;

Side note: Okay, is it terrible of me to think that Ratchet and Optimus would have a hard time with Snapchat or social media in general? Optimus was a feral thing that was eventually domesticated by the Librarian Prime (aka Alpha Trion), and Ratchet is Ratchet. He got no time for anything else but keeping the base operational, especially with everyone else breaking his shit.

On the other hand, Megatron would eat it up. He vibes as does Soundwave. Dark/gallows humor along with memes? Sold!

But all three would be really understanding. It's a highly stressful situation of a disaster. Mayhem, chaos, and uncertainty eat away at a person. Let alone a group of people trapped in a finite space. Individuals react to stress in a variety of ways...

Optimus: uses his Leo Cullen holomatter to send words of affection and encouragement, and then responds in a deadpan manner to said questions, like "Don't forget to consider your surroundings for an ambush. Maybe make a trap. Perhaps you shall have better luck than Wile E. Coyote on the Roadrunner."

Ratchet: "I know it's a joke, bit. But no! No, no, no! Do you even know about kuru disease from human consumption of infectious tissue!?!"

Megatron: (sends back a snap that swings tabs between the "Human Cannibalism" Wiki page and Binging with Babish: Clay-Roasted Thigh from Hannibal (feat. You Suck at Cooking)): "I have preparations to consider. You shall tell me if it's bussin."

[laserbeaky]

the official transformers account said soundwave is canonically a father I don't make the rules

[somerandomcockroach]

SNOW BOTS ARE BACK BABE, IF IT WILL BE LIKE THAT EVERY YEAR I MIGHT DIE ONE DAY OF HAPPINESS WHEEEZE (I mean, drawing them like that is so much faster, plus colors, plus snow, plus they all are alive, COME ON IT'S A DREAM) Go smooch @keferon and everyone who makes "everyone is happy" content wheeeeeze

[starscream-is-my-wife]

He probably likes getting carried around by Starscream...

I was trying to find another image where he was in his cockpit because that one is funner but I don't remember where it was so I was struggling to find it haha

[they-bite]

i wouldn’t consider myself a starscream hag (yet.) but god damn i am so here for old cunt starscream who can’t stand megatron specifically for being a little punk upstart that wiped the floor with him on day 0 of his rage against the machine. like imagine the amvets meeting you’re in is going fine and then some young whippersnapper straight out of trade school comes in and suplexes you, and then 12 hours of shenanigans later you’re throwing molotov cocktails at the white house in his honor. that’s what starscream’s day was like.

[vitreouspositive]

this is all gray's fault. i'm not even the sapphic one here dude.

[futuristicmiraclenightmare]

Megatron : *leaves the decepticons for 15 years and begins his redemption arc to atone for the crimes he had done in the past*

What the "evil" Decepticons that served under him are doing nowadays :

Yes I know the Soundwave and Shockwave ones are storyboard but I still say it counts.

I find it funny how the minute Megatron left all the decepticons became soft, now they're just out doing whatever they want and just being silly.

It'd be pretty interesting to see some geniunely bad decepticons again maybe they'll arrive from space? Scourge? scorponok? Tarn? Overlord? Because the main decepticons seemed to have given up their old ways, the entire decepticon high command got a seemingly redemption. So if they do come back I wish they won't give Overlord or Tarn a redemption because some villains are just better off as bad, especially Overlord.

Cyclonus I can accept for a redemption arc, I loved his story arc in the lost light, I heard a rumor the mercenaries would be in s2 not sure of the validity of that, but if soundblaster could arrive, someone like jhiaxus could also be interesting

[raileurta]

You know the saying of "I want to be under your skin"? Most crave the idea of being so close to someone you hold affection towards alas it's not possible . Unless...... if you're the human buddy of a transformer! I'm not just talking about their car alts. Some of those bots are seriously big. With transformers like Optimus there would be plenty of room for a human to wingle into his cables under some plating.

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Imagine a medic taking a walk and then sees this autobot covered in these lumps. Especially near their neck region. They are munching away happily on some energon clearly not grasping how sick they must be. The medic runs over to them and yells at the bot out of concern for what's going on. They demand that the autobot must go to sickbay NOW. The bot just laughs at them and pokes gently a few times at a lump by their spark. It riggles for a few moments before a human head pops out through a gap in the cables, their hair sticking out in all directions. They must have been recharging as they level the autobot with a tired glare.

"What?" They scream.

The autobot points to the medic. They stare at him for a few seconds before realization dons on their face. It's quickly replaced by an annoyed look.

" *sigh* Look for the last time [-----] is not sick. All those bumps you see are happy human friends, humans who are trying to sleep so be a dear and frag off.

The human ducked under the cables to assumingly go back to sleep. The medic apologizes for the misunderstanding but the autobot just laughs it off. Apparently this happens a lot. They parted ways and the medic would stare at the autobot as he walked away, multiple life signatures showing up on his frame.

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There's some serious potential for a lot of cute moments but also some copl ones. Like imagine you're a decepticon and you kidnapped this autobot for ransom or something. They have tons of plants on them so you don't pay attention to the organic life signatures in your visor.

Big mistake.

As you're monologuing you get up into their face and gloat at them, stating how no one is going to save you and your alone. That's when the humans strike. They burst out of the autobots plating then grabs out his face plate. The humans jab something into both of his optics blinding him. As he fumbles about he can hear the other humans discussing how to free their friend. The humans on him start to rip and bite at his weak seams. The decepticon violently starts shaking them off and when the last human loses their grip he transforms and flies away.

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Ooh now I'm thinking about making a crossover child with my symbiosis au. Humans could clean all the hard to reach places in a Cybertronian. The bots can't transform but they can still provide transport and now shelter. There could be something about a transformer/human becoming of age and leaving their caretakers to find their first partner. Their small young adult frame only allows the Cybertronian to fit one human into them but as they get older they can take in more. They are bonded for life and it's amazing. ❤️

[kaontic]

How Starscream got introduced:

Starscream’s fight with D-16:

Starscream during Arachnid’s attack:

Starscream at Sentinel’s Tower:

Starscream watching Megatron and Optimus throw down:

Starscream with Megatron when they got banished:

Starscream, you are somethin’ else man lmao.

And I love you for it. *Pets with finger*

[isi567]

You know, I like Megatron but leaving Starscream in charge of Predaking is one of the dumbest moves you could do. Don't get me wrong I LOVE Starscream, he's my favorite character but he's unpredictable, how can you be so sure that command "bite" doesn't result is Predaking biting you instead of autobots? Also if Starscream didn't do that how are you sure that Predaking wouldn't kill him? I saw him sid eyeing Starscream when he mocked his inability to speak and it's the "I'll rip your spark out" look. Or even worse, if they somehow got on good terms. Starscream having giant dragon that spits fire isn't good thing. Safe to say one of the worst things he did.

[the-saintprimus-choirs]

🎢🪐H O W - C A N - T H I S - B E - F A I R?🪐🎢

c h a r a c t e r - l i s t + i n f o !

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this au is based off of the musical, ‘Ride The Cyclone’, and the characters used for this are from ‘Transformers Animated’.

for this, I decided I will have an autobot version, along with a decepticon version, so we get the best of both worlds!

before I list the character roles, I want to make this clear.

I am a **MINOR**. Meaning, no nsfw asks, and please keep the suggestive asks to yourself. No, this does not mean Noel’s Lament is going to be hit with a censor bar, yes the characters can swear, and this doesn’t mean you can’t swear either. here is my two other blogs, my ask blog >> @ask-dice-and-his-crew , and my main blog >> @peridots-biggest-fan . Not all characters will be open for asks at first, and if I get busy, I might only open asks for one version of the character, for example- I could open asks for Prowl, and leave Shockwave shut for a while until I have the time and availability to open him up too.

Thanks for listening, and now I would like to introduce…

T H E - C A S T !

The Saint Primus Iacon Choir-~

Sentinel Prime- Ocean O’Connell Rosenberg.

Prowl- Noel Gruber.

Bumblebee- Mischa Bachinski.

Bulkhead- Ricky Potts.

Sari Sumdac- Jane Doe/ Penny Lamb.

Optimus Prime- Constance Blackwood.

Ratchet- The Amazing Karnak.

Soundwave- Virgil.

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The Saint Primus Tarn Choir-~

Starscream- Ocean O’Connell Rosenburg.

Shockwave: Noel Gruber.

Blitzwing: Mischa Bachinski.

Wasp: Ricky Potts.

Black Arachnia: Jane Doe/ Penny Lamb.

Lugnut: Constance Blackwood.

Megatron: The Amazing Karnak.

Soundwave: Virgil.

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And…That’s the cast! Ain’t that great. Well, now I’d like to get onto the blog’s rules, and **my** boundaries.

, as I’ve said before,

-NO NSFW.

Wether it’s ask wise, or anything to do with the characters or me, I will be blocking, and doing as much as I can. If it’s an anon ask, I’ll delete it. Immediately.

-NO BULLYING/ HARASSMENT.

Just no. It’s rude, and yet again, I will be blocking.

DNI’S—

Preds, proshippers, maps, homophobes, transphobes, racists, terfs.

if you match any of these listed above, do NOT. DO NOT. Interact with me, or the blog. Please just don’t.

Now that’s that all said and done, let’s get…

ON WITH THE SHOW!

[therodpod]

RIB15 au where instead of whatever is going on after Prime, Bumblebee ends up as the controversially young dad of Sideswipe and Sunstreaker (the terror twinsTM) after they’re kicked out out of another foster home and Strongarm, the self-proclaimed No.1 Ultra Magnus fangirl (her dream is to read the tyrest accord with him), and it fixes all of their problems

but most importantly and the real purpose of this crack post, Megatron gets an ‘unofficial’ redemption arc where he just turns into the kids’ crusty Peepaw who’s not really all that sorry about what he’s done

just like—Megatron: “I used to be the most feared mech in the galaxy. Planet’s colonies cowered upon hearing my name.”

Bee: “I’m sure Megs :/ but I gotta pick Sides up from practice and then we gotta drop off Sunny’s art project, and that means no one can get Strongarm from her dance lessons—“

Megatron: “I shall do it.”

Bee: “Really?? You’re the best!! Thanks:D.”

Megaton:

[witchofthesouls]

The kids of Megatron, Soundwave, and their Witch! S/O asks the question about ‘how you met mom?’

Megatron and Soundwave: “Firstly, we didn’t ‘bag’ slag. Your carrier picked both of us up by our necks, slung us over her shoulders, and we have been on them ever since and don’t plan on getting off any time soon. That pretty much sums it up.”

The kids look over to their mom - usually who people who don’t know her that well to be dark and mysterious and terrifying (which she is, but behind closed doors she’s a crazy weird dorky nerd) - with a big proud grin on her face.

The kids would have to look at their dads and back to their mom and think about all the animal spouse stories, but it's mom that fetched two otherworldly husbands.

Now, the kids are questioning how she keeps them because Megatron and Soundwave are the animal (or weapon) grooms in this case. Each scenario gets more ridiculously far-fetched but weirdly plausible with Cybertronian biology and shenanigans.

[holographic-mars]

mars! theoretical for you that's not related to anything im writing rn (<- lie). do you think ravage could potentially fit in cosmos' chest when cosmos is mass displaced to be big? and if so, how do you think being in soundwave's dock and cosmos' chest would differ?

not even going into if ravage would want to be in cosmos' chest. because she wouldn't. but,,, thinking and staring off into the distance

HEHEEE I love completely-theoretical-not-related-to-anything-getting-written-rn questions tehe

I absolutely think ravage could fit in Cosmos’ chest! She would hate it very much, naturally, but she’d definitely fit.

Cosmos’ chest would definitely be less secure than Soundwave’s dock and she’d have to cling onto something in order to stay put (or she’d have to be strapped into the one (1) seat he has in his cockpit). She’d have enough room to be in both root mode and cassette mode so she’d be able to move around while in Cosmos’ chest. Whereas I’d say with Soundwave, she’s very secure and can only transform into root mode if she’s the only cassette in there.

Being a space shuttle, Cosmos’ armor and glass is made to be very strong and durable so Ravage is as safe in Cosmos as she’d be in Soundwave (who’s dock is formatted to be able to take a hit to protect the cassettes inside). She also has a lot more visibility to the outside in Cosmos’ chest unlike in Soundwave’s chest, where the visibility is limited to just straight ahead (Cosmos’ cockpit is rounded like he is so she has a better view of what’s going on).

Cosmos is a very careful flyer when he’s carrying a passenger, so he’s particularly gentle when he’s with Ravage. He’s had plenty of practice carrying Rumble and Frenzy (and on occasion Laserbeak and Buzzsaw) so he knows how to maneuver without disturbing his cassette passenger too bad. Doesn’t mean Ravage wont complain, though.

Ravage tears up Cosmos’ upholstery if she’s particularly unhappy with the situation. Cosmos is like “please don’t press any buttons” and she does exactly that. She’s just as bad as Rumble and Frenzy on a good day.

[wortsandall]

what is optimus so big for? my god...

[transingthoseformers]

Megatron's heat/rut. Ultra Magnus geting panicked messages from the Elite Guard unit that Megatron have captured Mister Sentinel Prime! Megatron thought he was Starscream and he smelled funny! Megatron not Mister Sentinal Prime" Ratchet in the background from another room behind a closed door "what do you Megatron Smelled Funny!"

Ultra Magnus face palming, " Smelled Funny how?"

"It was weird and heavy, Mister Ultra Magnus Sir!" "Jazz made us all hose off before coming on to the Steelhaven, Mister Ultra Magnus Sir!" He said we should report while everyone else finished in the wash Racks!" "They been in there for a while." "They were starting to make funny noises when we left." "Should we check on them, Mr. Ultra Magnus Sir?"

"Leave that to Ratchet. Hold down the fort untill Jazz gets out of the wash racks and Ratchet clears him." UM cuts the transmission and faceplants his desk. "Frag my life." (I hc the twins were too young to be affected and were the reason Megatron didn't have the whole team as a harem.) Sentinel "bravely" took one for the team so they could escape the evil Deceptacon pheromones. BA was on the ground laughing when she heard. The Deceptacons probably cleared a path for the bots while Lugnut was snoring.

sdhfhfhdsfs

Oh mags

oh sent

oh megs

oh jettwins

Mm. Yes. "Bravely took one for the team". Riiiight.

Evil decepticon pheromones

Sdfdsdg. Yeahhhh say that until one of the autobots goes into heat, then what then what lol

Blackarachnia get the energon puffs you're watching this shit live