#medical consultant

[globalmedicalpoint]

[another-delta-lover]

What about…. What about oiled up Engie??? Scout? Spy? Sniper? All of them? A series is needed cool artists person(?) 🥺🥺🥺🙏🙏🙏

Btw i'm valve and I just made the Oil Update canon.

[hanother-helta-fucker]

PUT OIL ON HEAVY WEAPONS GUY IMMEDIATELY

I GOT....... A BIT CARRIED AWAY..... OHMYGOD. AHASUDAYHGDJAHDJAGSDJADAJDGJA

PIC UNDER THE CUT BC IM SCARED OF TUMBLR!1!

SDHGSADJASASJDAJASDJHASD I'M NORMAL I SWEAR I JUST GOT DISTRACTED. MY HAND SLIPPED............ OHMY IM SOSOSOSORRYYYY ASJDADKA

[juustozzi]

a rest well deserved

(4/4)

[wazzappp]

Ok so I have NO IDEA how feasible this actually is I just really wanted to mess with the idea of Khaji Da making entirely new muscles to secure themselves to Jaime.

My goal was just ‘it’s gets worse the longer you look at it’. There’s a lot here that’s just WRONG which I think is pretty cool.

[preacherboyd]

House M.D. | 3x21 Family

[ley-med]

When I quickly look up the dosing of a medication and all the internet would tell me is "consult your doctor" like yes yes I AM THE DOCTOR now help me

[docmccoy]

I saw some MASH Pacific rim murmurings around and it may be time again for my yearly crack at my beast

[ants-personal]

seeing a theory floating around that lawrence was the one to at least design the glass coffin trap and now thinking about chainshipping with the coffin but they both live cause of adam in the end would choose to trust lawrence and get in it

[thedeafprophet]

I was thinking on Gabriel and medical school and my need to research medical knowledge and education at the time, which lead to me thinking on how the neath would probably have a weirder aspect of medical education with everything which

Lead me to remembering the Temporarily Donating Your Body To Science storylet

Could you like. Sew up a wound while someone was dead and then they'd recover after,,,, I mean there probably wouldn't be proper blood flow or clotting when dead but I guess that depends on the timeline

[another-delta-lover]

oiled up heavy when? 👀👀👀

Here you go 😁😁😁😁😁😁 I GOT JUST A BIT CARRIED AWAY. ANYWAY. HERE U GO. I SUCK AT DRAWING BACKS ASKJDAIBDWI N LEGS TOO BUT WHO CARES.

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[hanother-helta-fucker]

FUCK YEAH HELTAS BACK WOOOOOO!!!!!

anyways.

Medic in a dog collar

Or

Heavy in a cage dob mussel and a dog collar.

[edit: Goddamnit tumblr u always breaking my format💔 anyway this won't have a cut now]

HELL YEAH I'M BACK!!!

ANYWAY, @madmilkproductionplant got u some foodddd

two versions w lil to no difference bc I AM NOT NORMAL ABOUT HEAVYMEDIC NSFW. THAT ALL. Ik this ain't much but i'm TIRED.

[abrilstevens]

my personal hell is watching tv and movie characters doing shitty ass CPR. go girl give us nothing. why do you want this person dead 😭

[fictionadventurer]

Who says writers need to do medical research? Just write like the greats and use

Classic Writer Medical Tropes

including such useful plot devices as

Having Too Many Emotions gave her a nebulous physical illness that nearly killed her

She had an actual physical illness or disability, but the Power of Love cured her

She had an illness, but I gave her a medicine (no further details needed)

[eirianerisdar]

A woman got angry and started shouting in the clinic lobby today because she saw me, a doctor, leaving after finishing work, and she was the final patient of the day for another doctor who had yet to call her in

Shoutout to the healthcare assistant who asked her what room her ticket number was and then laughed in her face and said, "What's that got to do with you? Doctors leave when they finish seeing patients."

Karen thought nobody could leave until she was seen despite there being five other doctors in the clinic this afternoon apart from hers