#meanwhile kun is just being cute

[wayvs]

WAYV Frequency (Mood Sampler)

[karasukarei]

Wind Breaker Special Stage Event - Tonpuu-machi Halloween Matsuri Afternoon Show Special Reading Drama (part 3 final)

Part 1 here! Part 2 here!

You can check out the rest of my translations here!

Choji: Ume-chan! (a lot of echoing) Ume-chan!!!

💙Umemiya 💙: Huh? This voice…

Choji: Ume-chan! Trick or treat! If you don’t give me candy I’m gonna prank you!

Togame: What’s going on here? Everyone’s getting all excited with ad-libbing huh? (t/n: CAUGHT RED-HANDED!!! YOU CAN SEE THE BOUFUURIN GUYS START LAUGHING WHEN HE SAID THIS)

Kaji: Shishitoren’s Tomiyama and Togame…! (t/n: bet he still hasn’t gotten over being beaten up by them in ep 4)

Sakura: Why are you guys here?

💙Umemiya 💙: The two of you came! Thanks!

Choji: Of course, it’s an invitation from a friend!

Togame: Thanks for the invite~

 Hiiragi: Oi, you invited these guys too?

💙Umemiya 💙: A party is more fun when there are more people, right!

Choji: Hey hey, look at this! I’m a bakeneko! (t/n: kinda like a werecat? But I’m not sure if he’s referring to the Japanese bakeneko or just a cat that can turn into a human) Nyan nyan! (t/n: THIS IS SO CUTE HE EVEN DOES IT WITH THE HAND ACTION)

(cue cheering from the audience)

Umemiya(?): He did it. 

Nirei: Amazing! The nyan nyan that Sakura-san couldn’t do, he did it so easily?!

Sakura: *angry blushing* It’s not that I couldn’t do it, I didn’t want to!!!

💙Umemiya 💙: Tomiyama! You did it so well!!!

Choji: Nyaaaan~ <3 (t/n: THIS SHOULD BE ILLEGAL)

Nirei: (writing it down in his notebook) Tomiyama is good at the nyan nyan pose…

Hiiragi: You don’t have to write that down.

Choji: Eh? Is that Sakura-chan? With those ears, are you a cat too?

Sakura: Wrong!!! I’m a wolf, don’t group me together with you!

Choji: I see, that’s a pity! I thought we could do the nyan nyan together!

Suo: Sorry about that, it seems that for Sakura-kun, the nyan nyan pose is still too difficult for him at this stage…

Sakura: Huh?!

Hiiragi: Togame too, you’ve dressed up well, haven’t you?

Togame: Choji said if there’s a black cat, there should be a witch, you know? But I’m digging this too. Especially these glasses.

Hiiragi: Yeah, it looks like a student from a particular school of magic.

Togame: Since I’m all dressed up, could I say a spell as well? Uhh, Expecto Patro- (t/n: the scriptwriter who wrote this in. Deserves a raise AND a bonus. The seiyuus confirmed that they were following the script here 👀)

Nirei: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! That’s dangerous!

Togame: Huh?

Nirei: DON’T SAY ANYMORE THAN THAT.

Togame: Why?

Nirei: Don’t ask why! It says so in the script! (t/n: He actually said “book”, not script, but he was gesturing to the script when saying this, so I assume that’s what he meant)

Togame: Eh? Expecto-

Nirei: NOOOOOOOOOO. (t/n: Poor Shoya he’s been screaming the whole day lmao) It says so in the script!!!

Togame: Eh?

Hiiragi: Sorry about that, I don’t think that’s a good idea. (t/n: this might be wrong, feel free to correct me!)

Choji: Hey hey, Ume-chan! There’s a really nice smell nearby!

💙Umemiya 💙: Yeah! The good folks of the shopping street prepared a mountain of delicious food! You guys should eat up as well! (t/n: meanwhile I am suffering here from my recent wisdom tooth extraction and on a soft diet ;-;)

Choji: Kame-chan, did you hear that? Quick, let’s go!

Togame: Yes yes~

💙Umemiya 💙: I’m feeling hungry, let’s go too!

Hiiragi: Hang on, Umemiya! (but he has already left) *sighs* Let’s go too.

Nirei: Yes!

*scene change*

💙Umemiya 💙: Yosh, I’ve eaten so much! You guys, split up and help clean up ok!

Kaji, Nirei, Suo: Yes!

Suo: I’ll clean up the trash here, Nirei-kun could you handle that side?

Nirei: Understood!

Choji: Ume-chan! We can help out too!

💙Umemiya 💙: Really? If you could help out over there that’ll be great!

Togame: Gotcha~

Hiiragi: Sugishita and Kaji, could you help out with clearing the tables?

Sugishita: Yes.

Kaji: Understood. (t/n: I bet Hiiragi paired them so they can simp together about their oshis cos they won’t fight)

Sakura: This is burnable trash… That’s plastic… *very very big yawn*

💙Umemiya 💙: That’s a big yawn.

Sakura: Huh?! (in surprise and shock that he got caught) S-shut up!

💙Umemiya 💙: Heh, thanks for today. Thanks to you guys, everyone in the shopping street were so happy!

Sakura: It’s not like I did anything…

💙Umemiya 💙: Don’t say that! You did a cute pose too ^_^

Sakura: Forget that! That Suo, I’ll remember this…!

💙Umemiya 💙: Hehehe! But Sakura, you had fun right?

Sakura: Well… The food was great.

💙Umemiya 💙: Right?! Spending time with everyone like this and having fun with them is great right?

Sakura: Well, it wasn’t bad...

And that's all! I hope everyone enjoyed this~ It's still a little early, but-

🎃Happy halloween 🎃

[absolutebl]

This Week in BL - The Sign is Slaying

Organized, in each category, with ones I'm enjoying most at the top. Happy new year, BLabies!

Jan 2024 Wk 2

Ongoing Series - Thai

The Sign (Sat YT) ep 8 of 12 - Tharn in Phaya’s too big clothing is the cutest thing in the world.

I gotta to say something about Babe's acting really quickly. I love the way he’s inhabiting the personality of his naga character with reptilian eye and body movements and (I don’t know how to put this) a certain reserved, elegant, slithering- ness. He's very good this new boy of ours. (He come from something physical like dance?)

I adored them doing the walk of shame and being teased.

ALSO I enjoyed the way they handled Tharn’s gender in the past with his costume (the pha chung hang is gender neutral but that green top is a kinda combo m+f) and pronouns et al.

Language corner:

They are using ancient pronouns. I *think* I heard: daow (3rd), khun/jao/tan (2nd), kaa (Ist) - all pronouns in use are gender neutral - to the best of my understanding.

Last Twilight (Fri YT) ep 10 of 12 - Ooo. Day comes out to fam. Also his maa legit took his phone away and said

“I don’t mind you being gay but you can’t date a poor.”

Still, these 2 do kind of make the best secret boyfriends ever.

Also I begin to love Night: “that’s my baby” indeed. You special ain’t ya?

For Him (Thurs iQIYI) ep 7 of 12 -  I’m starting to find this pretty boring at this juncture. Bummer, because for a while I was enjoying it.

Twins the series (Fri GaGa) ep 11 of 12 - The stuff with the spy on the team is super boring. I’m not wild about the side characters either. So most of this episode was a bust for me. I did like First’s ex. 

Pit Babe (Fri iQIYI) ep 9 of 14 - Charlie & Babe = honeymoon phase. Jeff & Kim = forgotten. Pete & Way = riddles wrapped in alphas but actually enigmas. Everyone else = gang bang phase…. Apparently. Trash watch happening here.

Cooking Crush (Sun YT) ep 6 of 12 - Loved that this was a mutual kiss. (Also how comfortable are OffGunn kissing now? Babies!) I’ve moved from indifference to absolute loathing of the side couple tho.

Oddball LIES from the script = the gayest bridge in Bangkok isn’t lit up after 9pm.

Meanwhile, very important kicky kicky feet and Doc is a dork about flirting now that he’s all in. Looks like we get the official boyfriend ep next week.  

You and My Stars YT 2of 2(?) - Couldn’t find it. Not fussed. 

Time the series (Thai Gaga) ep 1 of 10 - Okay so there’s a gang and someone named Chris is killed and his boyfriend, actor Foam, is jumped back in time to save him? NO SINGING. Between Chris’s death and that time-slip there’s some kind of accidental murder, a pink pocket watch, Chris being alive again but also a different person, and a make out scene. Are you also confused? Actually, the real question is: Do we continue watching? Remember we (the collective BLorg) do not trust MFlow. 

My Universe (Sun iQIYI) ep 21 of 24 - The acting has been pretty terrible all along with this series, but this one is the worst. I just can’t. I may tune in for the last installment but this one is a DNF for me. 

Ongoing Series - Not Thai

Although I Love You and You AKA Sukiyanen Kedo Do Yaro ka (Japan Gaga) ep 1 of 10 - It’s utterly adorable. Very manga, but so far not grating on my nerves. They so cute! You know I adore a hyung romance. Add a v gay sauna scene and an OUT gay boy and just... YES. All the married breeder regulars being overly invested in their pretty cook’s queer drama queening, it's so good.

AND THEN a confession in the first episode? Japan sure loves to mess with the pacing of plots drops.

Also, how much do I want to eat every single piece  of food in this darn show? 

Sahara-sensei to Toki-kun (Japan Fri Gaga) ep 5 of 8 - Man I wish this were better I enjoyed this more. Sigh. I do LOVE the stepbrother sides. Of course I do. But how can this feature 2 of my favorite relationship types (age gap, stepbrothers) and not be my favorite BL airing? Japan, how do you ALWAYS do this to me? 

VIP Only (Taiwan Fri Gaga) ep 9 of 10 - I don’t know. I just wish this were better. Also shorter.

I really miss KBL right now.

It's done I Need to Catch up

What Did You Eat Yesterday Season 2 AKA Kinou Nani Tabeta? Season 2 (Japan Gaga) 10 eps - will binge when I have a spare day.

The Servant and the Young Master - from Veitnam so I assume it's on YouTube. I never even noticed. Anyone?

After Sundown - aired on Netflix Thailand. No word on inter release.

It's Airing But...

[INTERNATIONAL] Cherry Magic (Sat YouTube) ep 3 of 12 - yeah Japan put the smack down on our boys. Sadness. You can use a VPN if you like. Read all about it here.

Ossans Love Season 2 (Japan Gaga) - 5 years later, will anything have changed? This is Japan so… probubly not. I won't be watching this. I disliked Season one and actively hated the follow ups. No thank you.

Playboyy (Thurs Gaga) 14 eps - Dear Playboyy, it's not you, it’s me… I hate you. You’re about as deep (and as palatable) as a shot glass of cum. While I'm sure you’re someone’s kink, you're my weakest link. Goodbye. I DNFed this at ep 5. Frankly I'm impressed with myself for getting that far.

Night Dream (Sat YT) 6 eps - It’s a pain to track down and I really didn’t like the first episode so… DNF  

The Whisperer (Sun ????) 10 eps - Thai horror BL that ALSO involves cheating (what joy is mine). I don't think even the perfect single dimple can motivate me to watch. Word is... it's terrible.

7 Days Before Valentine (Weds WeTV) 10 eps - Giving me Luminous Solution vibes. I'm waiting to binge if safe.

Dead Friend Forever (Thai Sat iQIYI) - horror, meh, tell me if it's worth my time?

In Case You Missed it

All my year-end round ups:

TOP 10 BL Trends of 2023

Top 10 BL Secondary Pairs of 2023

2023 BLs Best Trope Execution Awards! TOP 10

BL 2023's Best:

Back Hugs Thailand & Elsewhere

Cute Bits of Domesticity

Boys Feeding Boys

BOOP!

Best Cuddles

Heads in Laps

Touching Head Touches

Thailand Put His Head on Your Shoulder

Put Your Head on My Shoulder (not Thailand)

BEST KISSES (not Thailand)

BEST KISSES FROM THAILAND

All the BLs Announced for 2023 that didn't happen

Next Week Looks Like This

More Coming Jan 2024

Beside You (Thai YouTube)

1/24 Love For Love's Sake (Korea Gaga)- based on the Manhwa ‘Love Supremacy Zone’ by Hwacha. A young man is dropped into a game based off a novel he loves. His mission is to make another player, YeoWoon happy. But then the game starts unfolding completely different from the novel.

Upcoming BLs for 2024 are listed here. This list is not kept updated, so please leave a comment if you know something new or RP with additions.

THIS WEEK’S BEST MOMENTS

Why are the oversized flappy flappy sleeves so adorable? (The Sign)

Pit Babe

Frankly 2024 is starting on a whimper... mostly from Babe.

(Last week)

[bengiyo]

Don't Care for an Old Man's Underwear! Ep 4 Stray Thoughts

Thanks to @isaksbestpillow for making this watch possible.

Last time, Makoto went on a friend date with Daichi to find an appropriate gift for his closeted boyfriend's father. They eventually found a massager that felt appropriate. Meanwhile, Kakeru has taken some steps to exit the house more, but he's taking care to avoid kids his own age because he never feels like he can connect with them. We got additional insight into Daichi, learning that he's suffered excruciating homophobia, and every day he chooses to be brave enough to be kind. We also met Daichi's mom, and I appreciate that he probably learned his considerate approach to people from her. Daichi and Makoto had an amazing conversation about what to do if Kakeru is trans, and also in the public bath. It felt like Makoto made a genuine breakthrough last episode.

I like how gentle the mom is being with Kakeru about this situation. Even though she's so happy to see him in person, she's not making it feel overly special that he's out and talking, and she led with check ins.

It's really important to me that Mika is making the choice about Kakeru's future one he gets to decide.

I don't know how they were before Makoto decided to update himself, but their teamwork feels familiar. I think he at least trusted his wife's instincts when it comes to their kids.

I love that we're seeing Daichi with his boyfriend away from the Okita family. We should know what his own life looks like. I'm also enjoying the vibe between him and his huge boyfriend. I love that they're both veterinary students.

Man, Daichi overwhelms me with feelings every time. He's so good about framing a challenge or difficulty in a way that's manageable.

I liked Makoto getting a glass out for Mika to have a beer with him. It felt like it was something they do sometimes. I do wish he'd tell Kakeru this story, too. I think he'd appreciate knowing that his dad became this macho type because of bullying.

I'm gonna cry again about this conversation in the car. Really Kakeru just needed to know that his dad had his back. Gender is not so simple, and I like that Kakeru clarified that he doesn't dislike being a man, but he doesn't want to present as coarse or 'manly,' and wants to be cute.

"No one is more ignorant and obstinate than me. You've got immunity," ended up being way more heartfelt than it might have a few episodes ago.

"Let me think about it," has been hitting so hard from the Japanese shows since 2021. I don't know the specifics of what Madoka has been through, but I like that his immediate thought after catching himself was to thank Daichi for the regard he showed his parents.

So relieved that these girls weren't immediately mean to Kakeru.

Don't blow this for us, Makoto. Just be patient and let Kakeru show you the way.

Well well well, the girls want our boy's advice.

Crying again about the mom's note.

I like this woman on their team. I think she's Shimura. She does not take workplace abuse in stride and holds her ground.

I remain obsessed with Apple.

These girls let him opt out of karaoke. There is hope.

Wait, but this overachiever seems pissed that he's crushing her hustle.

I do love that Moe came running for her brother.

Aw, Makoto didn't get the "keep it normal" memo and overdid it.

Hey, Moe is bringing the dad in on the situation now! That feels earned from episode 2!

I, too, hope Kakeru finds his B-suke-kun.

Mmm, familiar kids from Madoka.

This show is so rewarding. The relationship developments from previous episodes continually pay off. Daichi's influence is helping both Okita men make it through their troubles, and now Makoto is able to coordinate with Mika and Moe about Kakeru. Everything isn't suddenly fixed, but you can see the effort beginning to pay off. I'm going to be thinking about that car conversation for a long time. I am glad we're seeing an independent Daichi plot, but I am worried it won't end happily.

[devilbeez]

Headcannon collection #3

Najma and Malleus friendship

We generally don’t talk enough about Jamil’s sister, she’s definitely friends with NRC students especially Azul just to fuck with her brother but that’s a whole different headcanon

I feel like Malleus and Najma write to each other every other month. If there something big going on Najma is one of the first people to know after Lilia and Yuu. Yet somehow the address being “Valley of Thorns, Royal palace” didn’t give it away for Najma

It would be like— years before Najma realized her penpal is a goddamn kind and I’m convinced she found out by going to his coronation too.

When Najma found out it’ll be like “WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME?!” “I never hid it” she doesn’t talk to Jamil for a weeks for “not telling her” about Malleus being king

God bless Najma soul because she would be one of the people that actually taught Malleus the correct slang and meme meaning after the nrc boys taught him the wrong ones

Malleus would protect the Viper siblings with his life at this point. The moment Najma vent something to him, Malleus just— boom army ready, who’s he destroying.

Every birthday Najma always get a presents from Malleus and very birthday Jamil always told her to give it back because of how expensive they all are. Malleus refused to let her give it back tho, to Najma delight

Meanwhile Malleus now have a small extra present sent to him by mail. It always come with note attach like “hey sorry this is all I can afford” or “I made this for you. Sorry if it’s not as expensive as your gifts” and Malleus always keep it. He hoard all of it and if it were jewelry he will wear it. It doesn’t matter if it crash his usual look, this is his most priceless treasure. The day someone take it from him is the day he die

Najma taught Malleus how to braid and now occasionally you’ll see him braiding Yuu’s hair or have his hair in a braid instead of a ponytail when he want to get the hair out of his way

Malleus definitely got Najma into GaoGao Dragon-kun and it’s like — it’s like a hardcore Pokémon fan introducing Pokémon games to a non Pokémon but they play together anyway because the non Pokémon fan is honestly just here for cute animals.

Najma definitely try to decorate Malleus’s horns with flower before. He let her but someone pray for Jamil’s poor heart

Sebek is so jealous right now cause not only he have to compete with Silver, he have to compete with Najma too. She is well aware of it and she’s having hell of a time teasing Sebek by just simply act like she’s Malleus’s favorite

As good as these two friendships is, someone better separate them when they’re talking about love problems. Najma give out the worst good intentions advice and Malleus have no real experience aside being unintentionally smooth. Neither of them know how to act on date and both of them will suggest the most telenovela shit you’ll ever seen

[webnovel-deluxe]

Isn't Being A Wicked Woman Much Better? Side Story Chapter 4

“Thank you for inviting me to such a nice place, Duke.

“Ummm.”

To put it bluntly, the whole family suddenly gathered because of Isidore, but since he seemed to be happy as if he thought he had me in the family reunion, Duke Seymour gasped inwardly.

“… You must be hungry, come, Duke Visconti.”

“Yes, Duke Seymour.”

Soon, appetizers and rose-colored champagne were placed on a long table, and the meal began in a quiet atmosphere.

“The ingredients are fresh and the seasoning is really good.”

In the stillness, Isidor said, making a hollow in the mouth. Even though he ate happily enough to make the viewer feel good, his table manners were flawless and aristocratic.

'Ooh.'

Enrique looked at Isidore like that with some resentment.

'Why does that person have a good personality with shiny hair and face.'

_“Enrique, you say you’re learning swordship?”_

Heard that I was learning swordsmanship recently, he handed me a treasured sword with magic stones as a New Year's gift today.

_“Nice to meet you again. In the meantime, You got taller."_

'How did you know I grew 1.3 cm taller?'

Most of them don't know.

To be honest… Confucius Visconti seems like a good person. It's not polite to stare like this, but I could tell just by looking at his friendly eyes.

If Isidor were a wretched and stupid person like Filap, he would be able to fight and argue not to get married. I don't know, bad!

“Enrique-kun.”

“Yes?”

Suddenly Isidor calls himself, and Enrique shrugs his shoulders.

“Looking at it earlier, it seemed that he had a talent for swordsmanship.”

“… me?”

“Yes. You have a good skeletal and your posture shows that you have no bad problem at all”

When the magic swordsman, who had done a great job against terrifying demons and monsters, praised my posture, Enrique became a little embarrassed and clenched his toes.

As I was biting my lips because I didn't know what to say, a huge crepe that I had been wanting to eat the whole time appeared. Deborah gave a brief admiration.

“It’s really big.”

The giant crepes that filled the big table boasted a majesty that overwhelms everyone.

“But how do you eat it?”

The cut-and-cooked crepe, which originally featured preserving its full moon-like round shape, did not exist at all.

“Should I call the chef in charge?”

Belek muttered in exasperation, and Isidor stood up.

“I will cut it.”

“you?”

“yes. By practicing how to cut the steak neatly, you will be able to cut it well.”

“Why did you practice like that? Is it part of swordsmanship training?”

“Using an auror allows you to confine the gravy as much as possible, so you can enjoy the original taste of the meat.”

“haha. You're a foodie.”

As if it was no joke that they practiced, the precious ingredients in the crepes were cut neatly without leaking a single one. In addition, there is even a service that puts crepes on the plate in front of each person with a transfer magic.

“It’s a useful skill.”

“I know.”

Enrique's eyes widened in surprise.

“I will enjoy this food. Thanks for the cut.”

“Eat a lot of enrique.”

The child, who had seen the New Year in a fairy tale book where the whole family gathered and shared crepes, looked very satisfied.

The youngest, eating crepe with the above face, was cute and gave Seymour a small smile, meanwhile, Isidor cut the crepe into smaller pieces for Deborah to eat.

But there were people who did not assimilate at all in this friendly atmosphere.

Rosad narrowed her eyes as she looked at the subtle auras that had formed on Isidor's knife.

'That skill that cuts food neatly without scratching the plate. You look useful when you're dating a girl.'

Seeing how delicate and sophisticated the mana control is, it seems like it's not something I've done once or twice.

Athletes How to Recognize Athletes. For some reason it smells like the same player.

'After all, I'll have to shake it off properly.'

Towards the end of dinner, when it was time for bed, Enrique was holding back his yawn and weeping, and Duke Seymour got up to take the youngest to their annex.

“Bring it.”

As soon as the two disappeared, Rosad glanced at the servant, followed by a black keg of a size that would make him intimidating just looking at it.

“Deborah, you go up too. I have a story to tell with the Duke of Visconti, man-to-man.”

"What is he saying now. Are you drunk already?”

Deborah didn't even snort her.

“It’s cheap, isn’t it a husband you’ll look tired of every day if you get married anyway? You won't have many opportunities to get together like this in the future, but today you give up your fiancé."

He went as far as Belek to help.

“brother-in-law, what do you think? Having a drink with us casually.”

“....”

Rosad asks skillfully.

brother-in-law. The word struck Isidor's heart bluntly.

Having a relationship approved by the Seymour twins, who seemed like a strong man.

Deborah swallowed a sigh as she looked into the emerald-colored eyes that fluttered relentlessly.

“Don’t eat too much. Don't bully me, don't stain it badly.”

“Bad water? Are we demons?”

“So, do it in moderation.”

Belek asked again, looking at her sister's back, which was far away after glaring at her with a veiled sharp gaze.

“Sir Isidore, you started dating because you were threatened, right?”

“no. I liked her a lot from the start, and I confessed first.”

“After all, if you want to tell the truth, you have to drink alcohol first.”

The brandy that Rosard brought out was so powerful that Belek, who usually does drink alcohol, was the first to get drunk.

“The Duke of Visconti… ! When tears come out of my brother's eyes, it's not like your eyes are bleeding. Please know that our Seymour is the one to extract without tears of blood.”

He rushed forward and gave Isidor a stern warning, but

“… Still, you are the best among the kids your age. They're all stinky and too sensitive... The more I think about it, the more there is no one like you.”

He was gibberish and gave compliments.

“But Sir Isidor, aren’t you really threatened? I'm not doing this because I'm intimidated, but objectively, you have a much better personality.”

“Not at all. The princess is too much for me.”

“Did Deborah teach you to say that? She's my little sister, but she's very meticulous and scary. She's a saint, huh? Does it make sense!?”

“The princess is sweeter, kinder, more lovable and cute than Saint Naila.”

“ugh, am I drunk and keep listening to nonsense?”

Belek turned into a chicken and shuddered, eventually raising his arms as if surrendering, and squealing back to his place.

'The man who only talked about poor nutrition is gone and the two of us are finally alone.'

Rosad then took a short breath and looked at Isidore, sipping alcohol.

“Sir Isidore, are you really good at drinking like this?”

“It’s not something I really enjoy.”

“Are you good at drinking like that? It’s nice to meet someone who has the right amount of alcohol after a while.”

“I’m a little nervous. It’s nice to have a drink with Rosard too.”

The two continued to give and take again, and as time went on, the hazy energy in Isidore's eyes grew stronger.

Rosa de secretly dumped alcohol with a quick hand gesture, so Isidore was drinking a lot one-sidedly.

'Let's see where we really do not come out. '

Rosard was constantly refilling empty glasses, and his eyes gleamed like a viper.

***

the next morning.

Deborah flicked her tongue in surprise as she looked at Rosard, who had been quenched by the hangover.

Isidor, who had been drinking all night, was sleeping in the guest room without knowing the world, and the eldest son in every corner of the house, who had a stubborn and impeccable appearance, became such a beggar.

“Why did you suddenly catch Isidore and make a masterpiece? After all, what was your plan?”

“Deborah.”

“What?”

“to Isidor, I hope you to do well”

Instead of answering, he made a wacky sound.

“… suddenly?”

“Anyway, good job. There is no one like Duke Visconti in the country. you are very lucky, If you are a saint, Isidor is the son of god.”

“What does that mean?”

“There is such a thing. For a moment, I thought you were a waste, but you two look good together. It's a heavenly match.”

Rosad turned around after saying what he had to say, and sticking out his tongue, remembering the drinking party with Isidor last night.

He caught Isidore, who was completely drunk, and one of his specialties was taking confessions.

“Isidor, honestly, isn’t today an uncomfortable place for you? Father, me, and Belek aren't the kind of people you comfortable with. With Deborah as well, it would have been easier for the previous opponent to deal with... ”

“yes. It’s really not comfortable.”

“Now you’re getting a little more honest.”

“I really want to look good to Deborah's family. So every time we meet, I get nervous, but today, I felt really good that you called me brother-in-law.”

At Isidore's answer, which felt somewhat innocent, Rosard felt an unusually sly smirk.

“Hmm! You can call me big brother.”

“It's good.… Oh, by the way, big brother.”

“Yes.”

“Who is your previous partner?”

“I asked yes only? You must have met someone before.”

“I have never dated anyone before.”

“Nobody?”

“Yes.”

Isidor nodded his head broadly.

“why?”

“It’s mysophobia. Except for Deborah, I can’t touch anyone.”

“Really? Is Deborah the first?”

“yes. The princess felt that I was a genius for the first time, the humor was funny but cute, and …”

What is this child?

There is a saying that drunken seriousness.

He was very good at obtaining a confession by torture, but even if he looked closely, Isidore's tone, eyes, and gestures did not seem to be lying.

Besides, I had to listen all night long to Isidor, who was drunk, about how great my sister was.

'Well, like that... Are there any alcoholic beverages like Palbulbul? '

I had unlocked the heart of the Duke of Visconti with alcohol, but somehow it felt like I had opened something I couldn't see.

He sighed, rubbing his swollen eyes.

'I'm testing someone as pure as the first snow. I feel sorry for nothing.'

The conscience, which was nothing more than a vestigial organ, suddenly stings.

Reflecting on the years of debauchery, Rosad decided to sincerely bless his sister's marriage.

[ridiasfangirlings]

Prostitute fushimi is almost cute (I say that because I can't help but baby him) but Yata strikes me as someone who wouldn't want Fushimi in that kind of life? So imagine after Saruhiko joins scepter 4 brotherel he ACTUALLY goes after Fushimi to "save" him.

Yata Misaki doesn’t respect sex workers, there I said it XD Imagining this as an AU where Homra is still a street gang but S4 is like a high end underworld brothel owned by Munakata. Munakata is working to reform the red light district, his people are treated well and of course this also may be partially a cover for them to uncover government secrets and make connections on top of doing business. Yata definitely wouldn’t have any respect for a place like that (which has nothing to do with him being a huge virgin who can’t even think about sex without getting nervous, nope), I imagine he complains loudly that about how he can’t believe Mikoto lets ‘that guy’ continue to operate in their territory and take advantage of people. Kusanagi lets him complain because he knows Yata wouldn’t understand, but Fushimi is aware that before Munakata took over there really was a lot of sex workers being victimized and brutalized, Munakata is actually taking care of people in his own way.

Meanwhile Fushimi doesn’t care for Homra’s way of doing things, especially in an AU without powers where Fushimi is probably particularly poorly suited for Homra’s lifestyle since he’s so skinny and unhealthy and weak. Munakata though can tell that Fushimi would be able to pull in all kinds of high end clients, Fushimi has exactly the kind of quality Munakata looks for in his people (a pretty face and the ability to stab people without hesitating). At first Fushimi isn’t interested probably because he doesn’t care much for sex, but as he and Yata start to drift apart Fushimi becomes more willing to entertain the idea (and maybe in this AU Fushimi is aware of his feelings for Yata but Yata has a lot of latent homophobia and keeps making comments about the ‘frilly kind of guys’ that work for Munakata and it makes Fushimi’s nails dig into his palms every time, that even if he admitted his feelings to Yata of course Yata would reject him).

Eventually Fushimi does leave Homra and go to S4, breaking things off with Yata in the usual way. Yata is initially just angry but imagine as the time passes he gets more concerned too, because wait Saruhiko is going to become a prostitute right. Yata’s never actual been inside Munakata’s brothel so instead his mind is just filled with all these horrible scenarios, that Fushimi will be stuck on a street corner tending to gross dangerous guys and Yata can’t let this happen, wasn’t he supposed to protect Fushimi, he can’t just let Fushimi be ‘forced’ into such a life. So Yata decides to go and get him back, like even if he has to fight his way in he’s gonna save Saruhiko and let him know that he doesn’t have to sell his body just because he can’t keep up with the rest of Homra.

Imagine Yata storming into S4 and then just being struck dumb when he’s greeted by a well-dressed alphabet boy, asking if this is his first time. The place is super fancy, with chandeliers and winding staircases and a high-end atmosphere, nothing like what Yata assumed in his imagination. Yata manages to stutter out ‘Saruhiko…’ and the alphabet boy is like oh, another one for Fushimi-san. Yata’s like wait another one and then he’s even more astonished when he’s quoted a price, which is well out of his price range. That’s when Munakata shows up, dressed in silks and smiling as he says this is a personal visit rather than a work visit, please allow Garasu-kun to speak with Fushimi-kun, Fushimi is free for the next hour. Yata had planned to yell at Munakata for taking advantage of Saruhiko but he can’t even get the words out, just choking and overwhelmed as he’s led upstairs. 

Yata ends up in this fancy room with pillows everywhere and a huge bed, he’s just getting redder and redder as Fushimi suddenly appears from behind a curtain complaining loudly that he doesn’t have any clients until the next hour and he’s not taking anyone who can’t make an appointment, tell Munakata that he can service the client himself if he’s so eager. That’s when he sees Yata and his face twists, Yata’s all ‘Saruhiko…’, probably off guard because Fushimi’s dressed all sexily and Yata’s brain has shut down. Fushimi clicks his tongue and says this isn’t a place for virgins, Yata finally manages to reboot his brain as he’s like don’t give me that monkey, I wanna talk to you. Fushimi scoffs and tells Yata to run along back to his thugs at Homra, Yata’s like not without you, I came to save you.

Fushimi lets that sink in and then just laughs, like you really are that stupid huh. Yata tries to tell Fushimi that he doesn’t have to do this, like you’re a genius you don’t have to sell yourself. Fushimi is like you don’t get it at all do you, this isn’t something Fushimi needs to be saved from and even if he did, he’s certainly not going to ask Yata to save him. Yata’s like you can’t be doing this because you want to and Fushimi just throws that in Yata’s face, of course he wants to. Yata tries to argue about Fushimi being in ‘a place like this’ and Fushimi shuts him down, this place is nicer than that run down Homra you love so much (somewhere, Kusanagi twitches). I imagine they have an argument until someone knocks on Fushimi’s door and he tells Yata to get lost, Yata’s like not without you. Fushimi smirks and says if Yata wants to speak to him so bad he’ll have to pay the fee. Yata ends up escorted out but imagine him just standing outside for a while, looking at the meager amount of money in his pocket and deciding fine, he’ll be back and Fushimi will have to listen to him next time.

[itwillbelonelywontit]

also now i just have to try converting you to toys ..huehue i love yr posts about L being creepy to shota light in front of the taskforce so i raise you L making light wear a plug as a punishment or something and enjoying how he squirms when moving/walking around and his struggle with going up the stairs especially while hiding he has a huge plug up his ass from the rest of their coworkers and his own dad. i also raise you jealous misa who’s mad she doesn’t get any time alone with light and wants to tease him like L is constantly doing so she makes him wear a vibrator on his cute little cock and activates it at random during the day and light just desperately tries to keep in his moans and focus on the case..

i also think shota!L is a toy enjoyer. i think he uses a strap-on sometimes since he’s still young so his dick is a bit too small to properly top. he would wear shibari under his clothes and flash light a little peak of it in public and light just has to continue his work thinking about that with a boner. strap on again i think he’d put it a strap-on bigger than light’s cock on light like under his actual dick and ride it while edging light and making a very lewd display cute moans and shirtless and all and only let light fuck him instead of the toy (which is way bigger and more satisfying than you, light-kun, by the way) when he begs for it. bonks my head w fist. teehee !

HI AGAIN OH MY GOD YOU GET ME. godddd the idea of light being forced to wear a plug is very,,, yum. you might just be convincing me. light-chan why won't you sit down... it must be exhausting standing up for so long....... meanwhile L fully knows that sitting down would mean the plug would be jammed against light's prostate. ohohoho. squirmy shota light my beloved he is EVERYTHING to me. I need L to jerk him off under the table in the middle of headquarters while light is shaking with the effort of staying quiet. hhhhhhh.

YOURE SO RIGHT HERE ACTUALLY. the true obstacle of shota L au is how does he fuck light, and you have provided an excellent solution. he needs to make that grown man BEG for it. light will have no dignity by the time he's done with him. shota L in shibari,,, ough im going to be thinking about that for a while. I wish I had fanart cabalities jesus. if only.

[toujokaname]

Evanescent / Episode 5

Characters: Niki, Rinne  

"...Don't you feel even a little bit jealous? I know you don't care about idols, but still..."

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Season: Spring

Location: In Front of Live Stage (Food Stalls)

Several days later. Somewhere in Tokyo, in front of a street lined with food stalls near the stage of "Ephemeral Festival."

Niki: Nom, nom, nom... Ah, man~! When it comes to festival food, you can't beat yakisoba and grilled corn!

Why's it that yakisoba made at stalls always tastes better than usual?

Well, I mean, I always think it's delicious no matter when I eat it, but if I could crack the secret, my cooking would go up a notch for sure!

Don't you think so too, Rinne-kun?

Rinne: .........

Niki: Huh? Rinne-kun? Hellooo~? Were you even listening to me?

Oh, wait, could it be that you're hungry?

If you are, I found a stall selling this festival's original treat called "kohakuyaki"! I figured you'd wanna—

Niki: UGYYAAGH!

Rinne: Don't just ditch me and enjoy the festival all by yourself, Niki, you prick!

The hell's a "kohakuyaki" anyway? They just slapped his name on it and called it a day? [1]

...Okay, fine—it's actually kinda good. But come on, it's just baby castella? Not some "kohakuyaki" or whatever.

Niki: Ughhh... Why do I have to get hit with a wrestling move just for kindly sharing my food...?

Rinne: I told you it's 'cause you were off enjoying the festival by yourself!

You left me alone to man the shooting gallery stand! It's bad enough I was already feeling lonely after Merumeru and Kohaku-chan bailed on me...

Picture this: Me. Alone. Running a stall. In a goddamn Merumeru mask. I looked pathetic! Miserable as shit!

Niki: Huh~? Was it really that bad? I thought the Kohaku-chan mask was cute when I wore it.

But that aside, why'd we have to wear Kohaku-chan and HiMERU-kun masks in the first place?

Rinne: Hey... You didn't even bother to read the project plan Merumeru put together for this, did you?

Niki: Sure I did! I remember... something about a bunch of food stalls being lined up, at least!

Rinne: All you ever think about is food, huh...

If I'm saying it as it appears in the proposal, then this "Ephemeral Festival" is PBB's first official live event.

Merumeru pushed the project through with the deputy director while Kohaku-chan was resting up.

Now that we're entering the real summer season, they set it up as a festival where PBB thanks their fans as summer arrives.

The agency also saw a chance to cash in on their insane popularity, so the plan got approved in no time.

PBB's turned into a gold fountain. They're gonna rake in a fortune by selling merch at the concert, no doubt.

Niki: Ohhh, so that's why there's so many HiMERU-kun and Kohaku-chan-themed merch and stalls around~

They were also giving out hand fans all over the venue, to keep up that summer festival theme, I guess?

Rinne: Looks that way. The stalls are probably here to sell the vibe even more.

Niki: Hmmm...? But, doesn't something feel off?

If I remember right, HiMERU-kun mentioned something about bringing the PBB trend to an end...?

Rinne: Who knows. I was told my help wasn't needed, so I wasn't involved in the planning at all.

Well, the deputy director said he'd milk it for all its worth since it's PBB's first and last live, so he's probably figured out a way to pull it off.

Must be nice for them, though. They're up on stage surrounded by fans right now.

Meanwhile, look at us. Stuck here manning a shooting gallery stall.

Same unit, my ass. The way we're treated, it's the difference between heaven and hell. It's like I'm just some convenient lackey.

Even this outfit, I only got it out of pity from Anzu-chan.

Niki: Now, now, Rinne-kun. You’re pouty again 'cause those two are the center of attention, huh?

If I fan you with this, do you think it'll cool off that hot temper of yours~? Flap flap...♪

Rinne: ...Don't you feel even a little bit jealous? I know you don't care about idols, but still...

Niki: More than that, I just feel proud that Kohaku-chan and HiMERU-kun are so loved by everyone, y'know?

Like you said, I don't care about the idol world as much as you do, Rinne-kun.

Even if the fans get fed up with me, as long as I can still cook, I don't mind at all! ♪

Rinne: Yeah, yeah, that's so typical of you, Niki. I'm the one who dragged you into this idol stuff in the first place anyway...

Niki: Well, even if your idol career doesn't work out, I'll always be here to cook you something delicious, no matter what.

Rinne: ...Look at you, getting all cocky.

Fine then. If you're gonna say that, I won't hesitate to mooch off you from now on. Oh, I'll be eating real good. Thanks a bunch! ♪

Niki: Crap! I let my soft heart get the better of me and said something I shouldn't have! Forget I said that!

Rinne: Gyahaha. Too late now. No take-backs in life, buddy...♪

Besides, Niki. Do you really think I'm the kinda guy who's just gonna sit here and sulk all day?

Niki: ...Heh?

Rinne: Don't worry. There ain't no way I'm just gonna take this lying down.

Brace yourself, Merumeru. You're gonna pay for leaving us out of the spotlight. There'll be no mercy...♪

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Originally, he asks if "kohakuyaki" is like a sibling to "konjouyaki", which is the act of burning cigarettes on skin. I guess the joke is they sound similar, but I couldn't come up with a way to carry it across in English, so...👍

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Kill La Hero: 05

In the lottery of Quirk’s Michi got on really special and annoying one. A living, sarcastic ribbon named Ares, who puts her into superpowered revealing outfits. But this won't stop the girl from fulfilling her dream of being a hero! Just watch her!

(But not too closely please!)

MHA MEETS KILL LA KILL!

Chapter 5: Ready, set, go!

Two days later, in the early morning, at Dagoba Municipal Beach Park…..

“Sorry for being late!”, called Michi waving to Izuku and All Might. “My mom was a bit suspicious of me waking up this early.”

“It’s okay Michi-Kun.”, said Izuku tired from his place on the sandy floor.

All Might already started to train him, hm?

“Young Massaro!”, greeted the Number one hero. “It’s a nice gesture to come to support your boyfriend, but young Midoriya has to clean the beach all alone, you can’t help him.”

Both ignored how Izuku shrieked embarrassed how he wasn’t Michi’s boyfriend, as the girl looked around the beach.

And Izuku had to clean up all this garbage by himself?

If this didn’t give him muscle, then Michi would kiss Bakugo.

“I know Mister All Might, I’m here for moral support.”

“Moral support?”, asked both males.

With a grin, Michi took off her jacket. She wore a cute cheerleader uniform and took out Pom-Poms from her backpack.

She struck a sexy pose and declared: “For the next ten months I’m your personal cheerleader Izuku! I will get you up when you are down.”

“In more ways than others.”, grumbled Ares from his place in her ponytail.

For that, Michi pulled her ribbon, till he screamed.

Meanwhile, All Might had to fight a laugh and Izuku his raging hormones.

Having a personal cheerleader would surely help his pupil work harder, as Izuku tried his best not to get his head in the gutter.

Michi…as his own cheerleader…and damn, that outfit was so hot…!

Don’t get a boner, don’t get a boner!

“Come on Izu-Chan, you can do it!”, began Michi and started a cheer. “Izu-Chan, Izu-Chan, what he can do, no one can, he is more than a number ten, he is the next supermen!”

Izuku turned into a pepperoni and stared at the floor and All Might laughed cheerfully.

“Young Massaro, you are a very good cheerleader. Now young Midroya, back to work to earn this cheer and my Quirk.”

Still blushing Izuku did as he said, while Michi played cheerleader.

The young girl mussed about how two days ago when she discovered All Might, Izuku and the secret of One for All, how All Might had been angry with her.

He told her it was not nice to listen in on a private conversation.

She had retorted how private it can be when they discuss it ON A PUBLIC STREET!

This shut up the Pro-Hero.

So Michi and Ares were now part of the secret and the plan to prepare Izuku for All Might's Quirk and the U.A. entrance exam.

It would be ten long months, but they would face them together.

***

All Might was a stern teacher.

He worked Izuku to the ground.

Even his bedtime and free time were included in his “Aim to Pass: American Dream Plan”.

If Michi wasn’t Izuku's unofficial cheerleader and motivator she would only see him in school for lunch and like one hour a day.

More often than not when Izuku had his free hour, he would fall asleep.

Michi let him sleep.

On her or his bed.

On her shoulder.

On her lap.

And whenever Izuku woke up he freaked out.

It was cute and funny in one.

Only Ares said he was getting a headache from their weird flirting.

He had said mating ritual, but neither she nor Izuku were wolves or something similar.

For that Ares got pulled.

Anyway, Michi noted how Izuku was becoming slowly stronger.

This was good.

What was not good was that three months before the exam, Izuku did too much which was counterproductive

So All Might modified his workout plan.

Then the day was finally here.

The U.A. exam day and hopeful the day Izuku would receive his Quirk.

All Might was so nice to pick her up to go to the beach to see if Izuku had done it.

And what a glorious view was before them!

Izuku stands on top of a pile of garbage and screams.

However Michi eyes zero in on the Abs her best friend now has.

Oh Holy Mary, never in her life wanted she to lick chocolate from Abs like right now.

Izuku had been cute, yet now he was hotter as hell!

“You are wet, aren’t you?”, deadpanned Ares at her.

“Shh!”, hissed Michi at him, as they watched how All Might caught the falling Izuku and congratulated him on passing.

Then came a really nasty part.

And Michi and Ares had only watched on!

Poor Izuku had to do it!

What one does to become a superhero!

***

“Oh my God, we made it in time!” 

“Just in time, Michi-Kun, I thought we were late.” 

“We even have a few minutes left, we're great, Izu-Chan.”

The two best friends and one ribbon stood before the impressive U.A. high school.

They were here.

And they would participate in the exam.

Incredible.

Michi should really be thinking more deeply and philosophical thoughts.

Instead, she asked Izuku whisper-shouting: “Tell me, how did the hair taste?”

When he ate it, she was so disgusted by the sight that she had to look away. 

Unfortunately, Michi was also curious.

Izuku makes a face and puts a hand over his mouth as if he were going to throw up.

“I-It tasted sour.”

“Ugh!”

Not only wrinkle Michi her nose, but also Ares makes a disgusted sound.

“You have to have a stomach of steal, boy.”, tells him Ares.

“Outta my way, Deku!”, growls the lovely voice of Bakugo behind them.

The two best friends turn around.

“Kacchan.”, greets him Izuku

“Just walk around us, you bastard!”, Michi fires back and feels how  Izuku grabs her arm.

His signature move to tell his best friend to stay calm.

“And as always, you haven’t gotten any wiser, Massaro.”

At least he walks around them and continues to grumble.

Michi stuck her tongue out his back.

He can go to hell, for all she cared.

“Izu-Chan, Bakugo, is long gone.”, she points out in the middle of Izuku’s morning greeting to the blond. “Besides, he doesn’t deserve your motivation to pass the exam, he should stay where he is.”

“Michi-Kun, that’s not nice. Kacchan is our – I mean my friend, even if he’s mean. He definitely doesn't mean it like that.”, he says with big, innocent green eyes.

God, how sweet!

Michi sighs, touches his cheek, which gets hot, and then gently runs her hand through his hair.

“And you seem to have a masochistic streak, baby boy.”, she flirts.

Izuku makes a sound like a teapot, which makes Ares laugh and Michi rolls her eyes.

She needs to discuss this with Ares, he was cockblocking her always!

“Come on, guys, otherwise they'll start without us.”, So Michi starts walking ahead until she hears Izuku's cry a few seconds later. 

Immediately the glass-wearing girl whirls around to defend her Izuku, but instead, she sees him floating in the air with a cute small girl next to him.

“Are you all right?”, asks the brunette girl and puts him down on the ground again. “It’s my Quirk! Sorry for using it without asking first. But it’d be bad luck if you fell, right? Aren’t you nervous? Let’s do our best. See ya!”

The cute brunette passes Michi and she can’t help wink at her. This makes the cute girl blush and giggle.

What can Michi say, she loves cute girls.

However, she loves her Izuku more and needs to check on him.

He seemed to have turned into ice.

Michi knows what to do and flicks him lightly on the forehead.

“Are you back from your trance?”, she asks grinning.

“What?!” he croaks and looks around confused.

Laughing, Michi takes his hand, now he croaks even more and will probably turn bright red and drags him into the building.

“Only you, Izu-Chan, only you. I have to tell your mom!”

“N-No, please don’t!”

Since Izuku, Michi and Katsuki are unfortunately from the same school, they have to sit next to Bakugo in the auditorium where they explain the exam procedure to them.

Strategically Michi sits between the boys and before Bakugo can open his mouth, she interrupts: “Listen, idiot. You don't like me, but you respect my strength. I don't like you either, but I respect your strength too. You have something against Izuku and that is your problem alone and as long as I am friends with him, as in forever, I won't let you hurt him. But since we have to sit next to each other for a few minutes now, let's all call a truce. I don't want to mess this up and the information they are giving us now is important, okay?”

“Michi-kun.”, Izuku murmurs from his left and just nods.

The poor guy would just let himself be insulted again if it weren't for Michi.

Bagoku wrinkles his nose briefly.

“Agreed, Massaro. For this time.”

They both nod to each other, while Izuku looks as if he is shrinking in his seat and then all three of them look at the stage.

The teacher who will instruct them is none other than Pro-Hero Present Mic who is desperately trying to animate the crowd.

Yeah, Michi thinks it works only on the radio for him.

Izuku next to Michi was fanboying hard, which was unfortunately a bit annoying this time. 

The girl can see that Bagoku wants to say something, but she was faster.

She puts one of her hands on one of Izuku's knees, which stops him in one instant.

He has enormous bulging eyes, starts to sweat and makes a tomato face.

But he doesn't faint, he just goes quiet.

"Listen now, fanboy later, okay?”, she whispers to him.

He nods stiffly.

Bakugo on her right nods briefly.

"Nice trick," he grumbles.

Michi just gave him the middle finger.

“As it says in the application requirements, you listeners will be conducting ten-minute mock urban battles after this!”, explains Present Mic to all the teens. “You can bring whatever you want with you. After the presentation, you’ll head to the specified battle centre, okay?”

Like all others, the trio of Aldera looks at their cards.

“In other words, they won’t let you work with your friends, huh?”, states Bakugo.

Izuku agrees: “Ah… You’re right. Even though our examinee numbers are consecutive, we’re assigned to different battle centers.”

“Don’t look. I’ll kill you.”

“Try it and I turn you into Shish-Kebab and feed you to the fish in the ocean!”, growls Michi at him, hitting with a hand her fist.

Bakugo just tzz at her. “Now I can’t crush either of you.”

Now Izuku lays a hand on Michi's shoulder to stop her from beating up Kacchan right here and there. This surely wouldn’t look good for her.

So Michi just hisses at Bakugo: “You can try later, but don’t forget who kicked your ass in school, bastard.”

This earns her only a middle finger from Bakugo.

Yeah, if it wasn’t for Izuku, she would have punched the blonde right now.

So much for their truce.

Meanwhile, Present Mic continues to explain: “Three different types of faux villains are stationed in each battle center. You earn points for each of them based on their level of difficulty. Your goal, dear listeners, is to use your Quirks to earn points by immobilizing the faux villains. Of course, attacking other examinees and any other heroic actions are prohibited.”

It’s then how a tall boy with neat black hair and glasses raises his hand.

“May I ask a question?”

“Okay!”

The boy points to his printout.

“On the printout, there are four types of villains! If that is a misprint, then U.A., the most prominent school in Japan, should be ashamed of that foolish mistake! We examinees are here in this place because we wish to be moulded into exemplary heroes!”

Then the glass-wearing boy turns and points at Izuku. Michi feels her hackles rise. She gets bad vibes from him.

“In addition, you over there with the curly hair! You’ve been muttering this whole time. It’s distracting! If you’re here on a pleasure trip, then you should leave immediately!”

Okay, that guy was now on Michi's Shit-List with all the other who were laughing at her Izuku.

She sends them all a poisonous glare with her red eyes.

Present Mic explains that the fourth was the biggest but doesn't bring any points. He's supposed to make life difficult for the examis when it comes to chasing points.

Then with the words Go beyond… Plus Ultra it’s time to face the real test.

***

Transformed with Ares in her supersuit Michi waits with crossed arms that the battle exams begin.

Also, she tries to ignore the boys and a few girls who are lusting over her outfit.

Why, oh, why does Ares need to leave so much skin open?

It’s like she wears sexy lingerie and not battle armour.

Even if this flimsy thing was harder and more robust than anything else.

A bit like the metal bras in video games that have insane states but your character looks nearly naked.

Sign.

“All good.”, asks Ares.

She nods.

“I worry just for Izu-Chan. His quirk is still inactive.”

“Shall we pray for the boy?”

“It would help.”

So both murmur together Ave Maria for Izuku, that he manages his mock battles.

Then it’s time!

They can enter the fake city, where robots are already waiting for them.

Damn, how much money does the U.A. have and where do they get it?

Not like she will get an answer, so Michi just has fun destroying the robots.

Finally, she can destroy things without worrying about hurting someone.

She even helps others examine when they need a rescue.

Michi wasn’t an asshole and a hero should help when he can.

Besides she made already enough points.

Then near the end, this huge robot turns up.

All ran away, only Michi grins.

She always wanted to destroy such a big thing!

Why shouldn’t she have fun?

“Hey Ares.”, she calls her ribbon/supersuit. “Think we can handle this big guy.”

“Tzz, are you joking? Turn him into cheap metal!”

Laughing Michi runs up to the robot, all while evading his arms, till she jumps on one and runs up it.

She reaches the head and like a soccer ball kicks it off.

It flies so high, it’s only a twinkle in the sky.

Elegant she jumps down to the ground, while the giant robot behind her complet falls over.

She flicks her hair and struts, under the flabbergasted stares of the other teens, out of the fake city.

If this performance doesn’t get her into U.A., nothing will!

Michi and Ares only hoped Izuku had done good also.

[smilingangel582]

A new form of punishment?

Hii this bl is quite popular among many communities. In case you finished watching the series or at least the novel... Read my tk fic! I swear this is a good one. A cute one!

Warning for spoilers, sex, bondage, swearing, and kissing...

It happened again. Pete wondered if Kun-Kinn (boss or mister in thai) was purposely punishing Porsche out of spite since the guy barely tried addressing him as 'sir' or another respectful.

Arm and Pol already looked anxious for their buddy Porsche, and Pete felt the same. He had been with Kinn for a while and everyone was worried as usual.

"He's here at last..."

Pete spoke with concern, seeing the person approach, meanwhile Porsche wincing as he took each step rather painfully. It burdened their hearts to see their fellow bodyguard is weakned.

Yet in Porsche's mind, the pleasure of pain was taking over... the memory of Kinn's sexy magn -ahem! Nobody needs to know that Porsche had his secret with the mafia boss. Punishment-more like reward and yet his butt might spilt open from the pain, and that makes it an effective punishment.

"Ai-Porsche!" (A honorific for friends)

Porsche was startled, and immediately, his mind escaped from the alluring look of Kinn he imagined briefly, straightening himself he feigned pain (like he's not feeling enough -Kinn certainly numbed his lower body)

"Are you OK?"

Porsche cleared his throat, "Not bad... Kinn was a bit aggressive today," partially it was true. Kinn was merciless.

Pete patted his back now and Porsche had to show a fake cry of pain so show he was being whipped "Ah... Pete it still hurts..."

Pete's innocent face was shocked with concern, and he shakily said, "My friend, allow me to heal your wounds.. "

Shaking his head quickly before the cats out of the bag, Prosche moved away "No need... um well it will heal so... I'm gonna crash early today."

It was chapter closed. Nobody argued or asked anything, Porsche had been interested in what new methods will Kinn 'punish' him next time.

A few days went and Porsche fell into another problem with Ken this time. The half foreign man just downright yelled and spat at him for being so disrespectful about the mafia. But all Porsche did was talk to Vegas in a friendly way. Kinn knew this and said he will double the punishment on Porsche.

Porsche smiled through pursed lips to conceal his internal happiness with Kinn's sexual punishments. Will he be violent to suck him and devour him, or will he tease him arousingly. Porsche was more than just enthusiastic. He was excited.

Now here he was with Kinn greeting him out from his room, pulling him to a hungry kiss and hooking his tongue with his. Porsche was prepared for this, yet he was surprised when Kinn did not put on the condom on both of them as he cuffed Porsche to the bed.

"Something you forgot?"

Kinn smirked, he beautiful smile suddenly tempting Porsche to kiss those lips. He leaned forward and playfully tapped his nose "I'm doing something fun with you but I feel you will hate it,"

"Oiii!" Porsche whined now dropping his momentum against the fluffy sheets of the bed, "but I want you to eat me!"

Kinn shook his head, now tracing Porsche's naked ribs, making the latter flinch. This touch was not the usual touch. This was a bit too light and unbearable than his usual tracing.

"K-Kinn this Is too... um l-light..."

Kinn hummed playfully and then continued to circle around his sides, making Porsche arch with a grunt "Oi!"

"What's wrong? Does it tickle?"

The words itself explained Kinn's plan with Porsche. He lowered his head with a whine now. "Don't do this to me, Kinn... I hate - Ah!"

He flinched when Kinn poked his ribs this time firm and tickly. Prosche gritted his teeth together, forcing the unpleasant sounds escaping from his throat.

Kinn raised an eyebrow. "Oh? Are you perhaps distressed, dear Porsche?"

"N-no! It -fuck j-just stop it!"

"Stop what?"

"Noho!" Porsche couldn't help giggle now when Kinn's hands were deliberately on his waist, his left side was weaker as his uncle had told in the past. Even Jom took advantage of that spot when they were sparring.

Kinn was picking it up fast and effectively and then pinched both sides of his waist individually. Upon the pinch on his right side, he jolted to the left, and then he tweaked the left, making Porsche shriek with another giggle.

"Oho did you just giggle?"

"Yohou hears wrohong!" But giggles spilt instantly to prove him false instead. Porsche was biting his lips now, too afraid to speak in case he let's out satisfying expressions for Kinn.

"Cute... honestly, better not let anyone know. Otherwise, you'll wish I was tickling you,"

"Better than yohohou!"

Kinn paused, now looking up to see Porsche's wrists bound above the headboard. He gently reached to crawl down at his inner wrists teasingly sliding down the arms, which made Porsche panic instantly "A-ah wait wait wahahait!"

"I'm not going anywhere... just riiiight down..." he dragged his words as his fingers tickled down his elbows, now slowing his pace tortoruosly at his biceps. Porsche regretted his doings... this punishment was something new and unexpected bit quite effective.

"PLEHEHEASE! KUHUHUHN!"

Porsche's begging surprised Kinn that he stopped but didn't pull back his fingers. He frowned now. "Did you, Porsche pitchaya, beg me and address me as sir?"

Kinn watched Porsche's ears glow red, now looking back embarrassedhe was speechless. Kinn dug into his armpits and Porsche quickly shrieked into cackles of bright bubbly laughter. It also surprised Kinn that he had a cute laugh worth listening too and it was infectious.

"NOHOHO NONONONO I AHAHAM SOHOHORRY KIHIHINN! IHIHI WOHOHOHONT BUHUHUG THE OTHEHEHERS!!!! SOHOHO STOHOHOP PLEAAAAASEEEE"

Loud, Kinn winced but then stopped as he smiled fondly, his hands resting on his hips, not tickling, but it still made Porsche giggle.

"How adorable... but I am serious..." he said now, "if anyone knew this, our family is doomed... they'll tickle the information out of you,"

Porsche flushed hard now, still panting. "Huh?? Noho way I'm thst weak! It's not... possible!"

Kinn kissed him briefly on the forehead. "Shall we tesr that love?"

Prosche, too engrossed with the kiss, hummed in agreement, but then after recalling back yo his request, he sqauked "fuck! No no no I didn't-Aaaaiii nooooo!"

He fell into another tremola of giggles when Kinn attacked his hips. Kinn could go easy on him next time... in case there will be a next?

Sigh, aren't they cute! How can u not tickle Porsche! He's a bratty adorable man!

Inspiration by actor Apo!

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ARC V MONTH DAY 4 - The Merriest Band of Misfits

A/N: Another late post lol srry :P

I wanted to write abt fusion squad, but i have a whole fic dedicated to em already, so i decided to write abt the fusion & sync duos! theyre another 4-person friend group i rlly love, u see :DD

Pairings: Yugo/Rin & Yuri/Serena

Warnings: None. They say a few cuss words but that’s about it, also expect some OOCness like witth the other things I wrote.

Earlier this morning, Yuri had invited her and the Synchro Duo, Yugo and Rin, over to "hang out" as he called it. He said it was about Yuya telling him to get along with other people or something…

—

It was gonna be a weird day for Serena, she could tell.

So here she was, sitting at a coffee shop in an Xyzian mall with Rin, waiting for their respective boys to arrive.

She and Rin surprisingly got along well after the war, as they were the orphans of the bracelet girls — the only two with no family before the war.

Other things were because she and Rin happened to be the most boyish of the girls and that they both grew up having to prove people their worth.

“What could be taking them so long?” Serena randomly asks, breaking her own trail of thoughts.

“Yugo, definitely… He's always late," Rin sighed.

Right when Rin answered, said Yu's finally showed up at the door and walked over to them.

“I apologize for being late, Rin and my dear Serena—”

“Don't-Don't call me that,” Serena interrupted.

But Yuri went on anyway. “—but you see, Yugo-kun here spent too long in the bathroom.”

“You said I had to look my best!” Yugo complained.

“You can style yourself outside.”

“Whatever…”

“Well,” Rin said, sighing, “at least you're both here. But, Serena and I told the waiter twice to wait for you both, you know. So try to be earlier next time.”

“Okay then, Yugo will try,” Yuri said blatantly. “Now can we get some coffee? And a croissant, perhaps?”

“No, I don't wanna stay here any longer. I've had enough of the place.” Serena got up.

Rin soon followed. “So have I. Let’s just go to an arcade or something…”

“Yes! Gaming time! I'm with ya, Rin-Rin!” Yugo cheered.

Yuri gaped. “I haven't eaten anything!”

“That’s your problem, cabbage.” Serena smiled.

“Hmph. Whatever. Just make sure there's lunch later.”

“There will be.” Rin rolled her eyes.

“And you girls will pay?”

“All of us will pay—we’ll divide the bill into four. Now let's leave!”

—

While walking to the arcade, Rin observed the whole of the mall.

With funding and support from Fusion as a form of apology, together with the efforts of many Xyzian people as well as Fusionists who were sent to help instead of being jailed, most of the mall has been restored to its former glory.

There were still some unfinished parts here and there, but overall it seemed to look the way it used to.

“Aww yeah, the arcade!” Yugo yelled, running into the said place with the two other Fusionists.

“Hey, wait up you three!” Rin ran after them.

“Woah,” Serena gasped, looking around to see lots of arcade machines, claw machines, driving simulators, and duel simulators, among others—all with many games and with their lights ablaze. There were a lot of people too, of course.

Ruri wasn't kidding when she said they'd have so much fun.

“Hah! Who knew Xyz'd be this cool,” Yuri exclaimed. “I almost regret being part of the war!”

“Oi, shut your trap, and stop being proud of what you helped cause,” Serena warned.

“I'm with her on that, Yuri,” Yugo added. “Starting a war is not something to be proud of.”

“Guys, I. Don't. Care. Now let's have fun!” Yuri ran off to the nearest duel simulator, also known as a duel terminal, probably.

The other two also bolted to their own destinations—Serena to this "Grand Piano Keys" game thing and Yugo to a claw machine with lots of cute duel monster plushies in them.

Meanwhile, Rin just got there. What's up with them just running off!?

She sighed and just walked to where Yugo was.

“Hey, Rin! I'm gonna try and get you that Melffy Pinny plush!” he blurted, inserting a coin into that thing where you put it in, which started the one-minute timer.

“Oh cool, good luck!”

With intense focus, Yugo moved the claw with the joystick.

The claw is so slow…!

Aaand there, right there above the plush!

He waited until the timer was at one second before pushing the grab button.

“Yes!” he yelled when the claw fell to the plush.

…before frowning as the claw seemingly, ‘couldn't hold onto it.’

“Aw, poor fusion-kun lost,” Yuri teased, seeing Yugo’s utter defeat.

“That's not fairrr!” Yugo shouted, catching the attention of a few Xyzians.

“Hey, look, it's alright, at least you tried!” Rin encouraged. “Keep your voice low, please. And Yuri, shut up.”

Serena walked over to them with a handful of tickets. “So I played some piano game and got a bunch of tickets… What do I do with these?”

“Yuto said you could exchange them for prices,” Rin stated, motioning to the price booth. “The more you have, the bigger a thing you could get, I'd guess.”

“Ooh, to another machine then!” Serena dashed across the place to what Rin could make out to be an Ice Ball game, with Yuri following suit.

“Yugo, you coming?”

The banana-head just stared sorrowfully onto the Pinny plush that lay in the machine. “Y-yeah… In a moment.”

“Uh, okay, then. I'll be with the Fusion duo to make sure they won't cause any trouble,” Rin told him, walking away.

“Okay…”

“I can stay if you want, you know?”

“Oh, no, it's fine,” Yugo assured. “Don't worry, I'll be okay!”

“Hm.” Rin nodded and walked on.

—

“You're doing it all wrong,” Yuri complained. “Put only a little force on it enough to launch it; don't put all your strength into the ball!”

“Hey! Wait for your turn!” Serena retorted. 

“Tsk. Just saying—getting 3 to 5 thousand points is better than getting none at all or an occasional 10k then nothing. Remember, you only have—”

“Nine balls, and at the moment only one left. I know!” Serena interrupted, throw-sliding the ball into the road a little too harshly, it hit the fiberglass with a loud BANG!

‘10 thousand, 10 thousand! Please…!’ she thought.

The ball rolled off to nothing.

“AUUUGHHH!”

Yuri meanwhile laughed beside her. “See? Control your force!”

“SHUT UP!”

“And what's going on with you two?” Rin asked, approaching them.

“Serena never listens,” Yuri mocked.

“And Yuri can't keep his mouth shut,” Serena hissed. “Aha! I was distracted!” She gave Yuri a glare.

He smiled at her in return, but also looked into her eyes.

…they had a staring contest.

“That's enough now, you two,” Rin scolded. She looked around.

Eventually, a certain dancing game caught her eye. “Hey, why don't you both play that dance thing over there, instead?”

Serena usually would rather not dance, but she was losing this contest, and as such, she whipped her head toward Rin so Yuri couldn't see that she blinked. “You know what? You're right.”

She turned back to Yuri. “Yuri, wanna have a dance fight?”

Yuri smiled. “Ah, sure!”

And they left with Rin following them behind, thoughts of whether leaving Yugo was a good idea or not swirling in her mind.

“Look at me, Yuri!” Serena said, and she began the game.

Her swift and graceful movements amused him.

He knew she could dance, but still! He’s never seen her do it with so much passion.

A chuckle escaped him. This little competition is easily won by her… and he couldn’t help but smile as she danced to the beat ever so beautifully.

When the round ended, she got off the small stage and walked to him. “Did ya see that?” She then noticed how he looked at her. “Hm? What’re you grinning for?”

“Nothing. Only,” he laughed, “you’re good—I’ll admit that. And you win for now.”

Serena blushed lightly, not enough for anyone to notice. His compliment also brushed her competitive side away, just for a moment. “Thank… you…? Also, what happened to your condescending attitude?”

“It’s still there, that I assure you. But…”

He looked beyond her—to a kid’s basketball machine.

He saw that the hoop was easily within arm's reach of any teenager their age—meaning they can drop or dip the ball into the hoop with tremendous ease.

And also get a whole bunch of tickets in the process.

He grinned, turning back to Serena. “Rena-kun,” he called to her.

“What do you want?”

Yuri took a deep breath. “I'm gonna ask you a favor.”

Serena laughed at him. “That's new… What is it?”

“I'm surprised you didn't make fun of me, other than that laugh, but why don't we… Cheat the kid's basketball machine?” he asked.

“Hmm… What do I get from it?”

“Let's see… You can have 40% of the tickets.”

“50 and I'll do it.”

Yuri sighed, but he just caved. “Ah, you know what, fine. C'mon.”

From the other side where Rin was playing this remake of Flappy Bird, she stopped playing—which of course made her lose—as their words caught her ears.

She saw them by the kid's basketball machine.

Of course…

When the two got there, a kid was still busy playing.

The poor thing looked back at them, and when he saw Yuri, he froze.

Yuri smirked. “Boo.”

The poor kid squeaked before slowly walking off.

“Oh Ra, you didn't need to do that,” Serena chastised. “Buuut at least we got it to ourselves now, so let's take advantage of that and the kid's tickets.”

For the next few minutes, the two watched amused as the scoreboard's numbers did nothing else but rise almost every second as they both dipped the balls just enough for the sensors to notice.

When they finished, they went for another round, and their number of tickets also kept on increasing.

Rin sighed as she watched them, but her mood brightened when she saw Yugo jogging over to them, the Melffy Pinny plush from earlier clutched in his two hands. “Hey, Rin-Rin!”

“Oh, hi, Yugo!” She laughed as he handed her the plush. “Aww, you didn't have too…”

“But I DID have to!” Yugo insisted, bright blue eyes shining with satisfaction of being able to give Rin the plush.

“Well, thanks, at least.” She gave him an embrace and he gladly returned it.

“Ah, fusion finally got the Melffy, eh?” Yuri said, amused, as Serena continued to dip the ball in the hoop.

Yugo let Rin go and said, “Yeah, so? At least I care for my girl!”

“Serena doesn't deserve me, though,” Yuri said dramatically, making him get kicked by Serena in the shins in the process.

“Can't you be not annoying for once? And you’re the one who doesn’t deserve me.”

“I'm always gonna be annoying—and you all have to put up with it…” Yuri uttered as he clutched his leg. “And you did NOT have to hit me that hard…! What if you broke my leg!?”

He went on whining on the floor, which caught a bunch of people's attention. “It hurts!”

“Oh Ra…” Serena shook her head.

And, together with the synchro duo, they yelled, “Get up!”

“Gee, fine. I'm serious, though—it really, really hurts. Can one of you guys get ice or something cold that won't melt for me, please?” he begged, leaning to a wall.

“I'll fuckin’ do it.” Serena rolled her eyes. “I'll be right back.”

While Yuri sat on a bench to wait for Serena to come back, Yugo and Rin allowed themselves to enjoy the whole arcade without the Fusion Duo having an argument behind their backs.

Both of ‘em went on to play some 2-player shooting games where they shot some mechanical aliens to save some ship before going to play the classic Whac-A-Mole game.

“Yugo, stay focused!” Rin yelled. “You can do it!”

“I'm trying, Rin, but these moles are just. So fast!” Yugo shivered as he tried to pour all his focus into this one game, but he still somehow kept missing.

He didn't hit much, but they got tickets nonetheless, so he took those.

“Can I try?” Rin asks.

“Oh, sure.”

“Thanks!” Rin took the little foam mallet and started the game.

Whack!

Oh wow, this was rather easy.

Whack! Whack!

How could Yugo be bad at this!?

Whack! Whack! Whack!

“Woah, Rin, you're a natural!” Yugo complimented. “I'll help! I'll whack those you can't with my hands!"

“Wait, Yugo, I'm fine—”

And with her focus a bit deterred, she and Yugo went for this one common target, making her hit Yugo's hand a bit too hard.

“YyyyOUCH!” he exclaimed. The pain hurt so much, it got him kneeling to the floor groaning in pain, much like what Yuri did earlier, but a bit louder and without the laying down part.

She gasped at that. “Oh, you idiot! I told you to—! Sigh, you know what, just go sit with Yuri; I'll tell Serena to get more ice…”

After a good while, Serena finally arrived with two glass bottles of cold ketchup.

“What—why'd you get that!?” Rin yelled at Serena in disbelief.

“It was the only thing I could think of!”

“You could've just, I dunno, gotten some ice bags?! And ice??”

“Actually, I thought not to do that. Plus, we can at least use the ketchup for later, bring it home or something, you know? Maybe we could give one of ‘em to the boys.”

Rin doesn't know how many times she sighed now, but she sighed anyway.

After they gave the bottle to the boys—and Serena getting another scolding from Yuri for getting ketchup—they all decided to make Yugo and Rin race through a driving simulator.

“Rin, you can do this!” Serena cheered. “Good luck, and win! YuriandIhadabetandmywalletsdependingonyousoyeahpleasewin,” she went on with the last part quickly.

“What?”

“Break a leg—but not literally.” Serena smiled.

“Oh, alright. Thanks!”

And with le boys…

“Yugo, please win. Serena and I had a bet, and if you lose, I'm not just losing money, I'm also gonna have to dye my hair brown for a week! Can you believe that?”

The banana-head raised a brow. “How's that my problem? I'd honestly love to see how you'd look with brown hair. Also, you agreed to it, not me.”

But anyway, the Synchro Duo chose their D-wheels and started.

3… Rin gripped her handle tighter.

2… Yugo smiled, getting ready.

1… They both held breaths, then,

GO!! The words appeared on the screen.

And instantly, Rin and Yugo revved their motorcycle sims and felt it "move" forward.

The screen then showed them and several NPCs racing through.

“Wooo! Go, Rin!”

“Fusion! You better do this, because I'm cheering for you for once, can you believe that!? So don't you dare waste it!”

Vrooooooooooom!

The sounds came from the speakers with the machine, and the screen showed several terrain — cliff sides, cities, a bridge and even a concrete loop-the-loop.

“Woah!” Rin exclaimed, as she almost fell off.

“Haha! Now we see who's the better driver!” Yugo teased, laughing.

“Oh, you'll see who's better!” Rin 'violently pushed him off' the loop.

“Eek!” He landed rather safely, but it was still a bit uh, traumatizing.

“Yugo, you're gonna make my hair brown!” Yuri warned, clutching his (not Yugo's) head.

“I know! Calm down, I can still beat her.”

“You better!”

Serena laughed at them. “Please, Rin’s clearly winning.”

“Yeah, Yugo, how do you plan to beat me!?” Rin teased, a glint of slyness in her orange eyes.

Yugo's eyes trailed to their front.

Rin already used hers earlier, but he didn't yet—that “Turbo Speed Acceleration” kind of thing.

Rin's was still refilling, but his was full.

Meanwhile, they both neared the finish line.

“Like in a duel, Rin, my luck never fails me.”

Rin dropped her grin at that.

And Yugo took the pleasure of grinning this time. “I activate my ‘Action Magic’, Acceleration!” He triumphantly pressed the button.

“Nooo!” Rin and Serena shouted.

“Yes!” The boys cheered.

And in an instant, Yugo sped up right by Rin and reached the finish first.

“OHHH YEAHHH, WOOOO!” Yugo shouted, dismounting the runner. “I BEAT RIN FOR ONCE!”

He and Yuri fist-bumped and hi-fived each other with both hands and did the back-hit thing in those 'secret handshake' things.

“NO BROWN HAIIRRR!” Yuri yelled, making people turn to him.

“I BEAT RINNN!” Yugo exclaimed. He was so happy, he could feel the excitement running through his veins, and he ran to Rin who just got off, and they both almost stumbled to the ground.

“Woah, hey,” Rin warned. “We almost fell.”

“I'm sorry, it's just… You always beat me and—”

“Yes, yes, I'm happy for you too.” She chuckled. “You beat me—that surprised us both, and them, too, probably.”

“Yeah, a new achievement, hehe,” Yugo giggled with a :P face.

Rin smiled proudly and kissed him on the cheek. “So cute.”

He metaphorically melted into a puddle at that. “Hehe, hehe,” he kept saying, “Hehe…”

“Now it's my turn to say, ‘That's enough you two,’” Serena said, handing Yuri a few yen.

“No brown hair,” Yuri stated casually.

“Stop, I get it already—and it's getting weirder by the minute,” Serena growled.

“Well, what’re we doing next?” Rin asked.

“That kid right there! We weren't sure what he was doing at first, but we just figured out he was hacking into the claw machine!” an officer yelled in their direction.

“Hm?” Yuri turned to the guard and saw he was pointing to Yugo. “Aw, fusion got caught.”

Yugo instantly stood up. “Let's get outta here!” he squealed.

“We should,” Serena agreed, running off.

“Guys, agai—?” Rin was broken off by the boys going off, with Yugo dragging her arm away. “Yuuugo! What did you do!?”

“Sorry! I had to get the plushie, but the machine wasn't being fair!”

“Pretty smart, though!” Serena complimented, running backwards. “If I knew how to hack, I would've done the same thing.”

“But you don't,” Yuri once again teased.

She jumped on him and they wrestled. “I've wanted to do this since earlier!” Making Yuri go “OOF—!” with surprise.

“Oh, you think it's only you?” He fought back.

“Guys!” Rin grumbled. “Right now!?”

She and Yugo had to drag their own counterparts away from each other and out of the place until they both calmed down.

The rest of the day went by with lots of fun.

There was lunch at an Xyzian Burgery Shun recommended, then a walk in the park which included its own set of activities, laser tag, pizza, and a few other things.

Yeah… It was really nice.

The day ended when the two groups parted when they all went back to Pendulum, saying their good-byes to each other and leaving. To go to their own new respective homes.

[fff777]

Watched WayV on joox live :3 (220104) (220208)

220104 Episode

I always knew Alexander as that guy who could speak a million languages (including Cantonese) from U-Kiss so it was cool seeing him get so excited about being able to speak different languages.

I didn't know anything about Ginny but her being like "我都係廣東人啊!" had me like YEAH!!!!!! Truly the Canto crowd today!!!!!! 4/6 of the people there can speak it.

And Xander being like "hehe our managers won't know what we're saying >3" No but he's so right

Omg but Xander bringing up Cantonese again like he is REALLY excited about people speaking Cantonese and like high key me too dude!!!!

Also Xander really switching between English, Cantonese, and Korean all chill. He's not the one who has to type subtitles anyway lol. Meanwhile Ginny is very professional keeping things in Korean :P

Dejun: I'd love to cover a Cantonese song but we don't have the copyright

林子祥 SUNBAENIM guys I'm crying X'D

DEJUN SANG 大哥 by 衛蘭 I'M GOING TO FUCKING DIE FROM HAPPINESS OMFG Janice Vidal was my favourite Cantonese singers ToT

I hope Yangyang and Qian Kun aren't feeling too left out ^^;;

WayV pets spotlight

Dejun doesn't mind Bella being clingy :3

Kun: I already know how to do so many things Kun flex

Next level

Yangyang's outfit is cool btw :3

Qian Kun & Yangyang: 你識唔識講英文? Kind of a flex but also I wonder if that was what Dejun was whispering into Yangyang's ear at the last minute XD

DEJUN DEADASS NAMED THREE NCT MEMBERS WRONG. I know he just got tongue tied though :P

Kun mentions both the Czennies and Wayshennies :3

Ten is unanimously the sexiest WayV

Xander asked for the point and Dejun was the go-to guy to demonstrate XD I don't know why but he fits that vibe :P Without Ten he is the representative for dance I guess :3

I know this is a lower budget show and Xander was like "guys can you get a shot of them again with the legs"

Omg Ten choreographed part of Miracle?????? Makes me love it even more now <3

When Yangyang said Kun was the cutest member and made him do cute poses at the camera and Xander was like "you're just teasing him." FINALLY someone stands up for this injustice XD

They had to pick the member who was coolest when angry and Kunyang pointed at Xiaojun and the little guy was just sitting like this while everyone laughed

Oh nooo Yangyang said that Dejun is cute when he's angry so it makes him want to mess with him TAT Dejun cannot live under this roof

OH RIGHT Kun's birthday is New Year's :3 It's nice that the show got him a cake :3

YEAH the Canto crew sang Kun the 福壽歌 (basically Cantonese Happy Birthday)

Xander so miffed that Yangyang was so good at English and didn't say anything because he did all the English heavy lifting for the day XD

Their final greetings still mentioned keeping safe during the pandemic, time really goes by so fast.

220208 Episode

On Kun's behalf Yangyang promised all Weishennies red pockets ^^;;

Hendery: 很大的煲 Except he said 很大的 in Mandarin and 煲 in Cantonese because he didn't know the Cantonese word for Cantonese and let me tell you, that is how a lot of Cantonese people speak Mandarin XD They just substitute Cantonese words in and hope people get it.

LMAO he was talking about 盤菜

Yangyang's pictures are pretty detailed, kudos :P

Ooh I actually didn't know Xiaojun played guitar :3 Hendery said he plays sad songs a lot

Kun's pictures of Yangyang were cute!!!!!!!! The way he wrote it as "Yangyang's day off" :3

Also the way Kun was like "Yangyang has a lot of clothes but HE GOES SHOPPING FOR MORE!!!!!"

Xiaojun's pretty and dense eyelashes in the spotlight :P

寫揮春!!

Kun explaining the arrangement in Turn Back Time :3

Xander keeps getting 99 team second guessing by being like "which version is it???"

Hendery finding the tiara after the wand and was like "哇, 這是one set 喔!" He was so excited about dressing Yangyang up as a princess.

Oh man I enjoyed this soooo much because like Xander, I was just so excited about seeing a bunch of Cantonese/Chinese speaking peeps together haha <3 <3 <3

[kawaii-night666]

11-kageyama turns into a kid!

As they finish their meals they walk around in few shops and see other players there as they walk together.

But as all the players weren't paying attention something unexpected happened well someone.

The male then grins at Tobio as he was by the other plushies of milk, cat, and others as the male said to Tobio "Hey kid, where's your guardian?"

Tobio looked at the male then said "They are over there, mister."

The male then thought 'Jeez they should keep an eye on the kid, they not doing a good job.' As the male sighed as Tobio grabs the male shirt to get his attention on him as the male looked at Tobio and smiled and said "Hmm what's wrong?"

"I want this! Isn't it cute!' Tobio blue eye sparkle bright as he hugs the milk plushies but until he pouts and said "but I don't have money..." The male can't help to cooed at Tobio then decided to buy it for him because who can resit Tobio cuteness.

"I buy it for you, kid." The male smiled at Tobio, as Tobio eye lit up.

"But, nee-san said I have to repay someone..." Tobio tilt his head to remember what his sister said to him before.

The male laugh at Tobio then said "Well, your sister probably mean repay someone with kindness."

"Ahh that's what my nee-san said, but I forgot it hehe." Tobio said but giggle at the end.

The male then also said "Okay I will buy you this plushies but you have to be careful if someone kidnapped you alright." Tobio nod his head as the male hold Tobio hand to go pay up the milk plushies as they bought it Tobio wants to go to the toilet.

The male saw this then carry him to the toilet along with the milk plushies.

Meanwhile for the players who are busy deciding what other clothes Tobio could try on, one of them who happens to be Daichi who looks to see Tobio is not there!

"Uhm guys!"

"No Tobio-chan should try and wear this!"

"Umm no way Tobio-kun would look good in this."

"I'm sorry but I think Kageyama would look cute in this one more."

"Hell, no this colour suits him."

"No king would look good in this."

Daichi eye twitch as he shouts "GUYS WILL YOU LISTEN TO ME!"

All the players and everyone who's in the store heard Daichi as Daichi said sorry to the other people then turn to face the others as he breathes in and out as he calmly said "Kageyama is not here."

"Huh what you talking about, Daichi his right..." They all turn but Tobio is not there.

"Not right here..."

"His not there."

"Where is he!?"

"Calm down, we should all split up and find him. If you find him call or text, understood." Shinsuke said to everyone as everyone nod as they all in their own teams to split up to go find Tobio.

Let's hope they find him.

While they in the search for Tobio, Tobio finishes the toilet but something happened as he been carried by a stranger who is not the same male who bought him the milk plushies as his eye look shocked and said "Woahh, I'm being kidnapped."

The kidnapper looks at Tobio shock doesn't know how to respond to that and thought 'What the hell!' as the kidnapper take Tobio to the park far away the shop they sit down.

"Mister, are we playing a game!" Tobio eyes lit up "If we are can, we play volleyball!"

The kidnapper can't help felt bad for kidnapping Tobio but he wants money so he thought it a great idea to kidnap a kid to get money but sadly the kidnapper himself felt guilty what he was doing to young Tobio?

The kidnapper asked "Hey kid you do realize I just kidnapped you...right."

Tobio tilt his head in confusion as his blue eyes lit up excited "Really I never been kidnapped before!"

The kidnapper sweat drop at Tobio response as he sighs then put him down on the bench as the kidnapper start to say to Tobio "Kid, you shouldn't be excited that someone kidnapped you." Tobio pluck his lips to make a pout as the kidnapper continue "Besides that you should -sigh- call someone whose looking after you and just take me to prison."

"But mister, why did you kidnap me though?" Tobio bluntly asked as the kidnapper flinch but ignores it to answer Tobio question.

"I need money, well my old job been bankrupted and I don't have a wife anymore because she decided to be with a rich man and I start living with my mother but she's old. Last time I saw my mother watch something on TV about kidnapping so I thought an idea but then I realise the big mistake I did."

Tobio then said "Well you didn't do anything wrong beside you didn't take me anywhere that's bad, so you're not bad mister. Besides I think you understand what you did wrong, you don't want to upset your mother." Tobio smile at the man who kidnap him. As the kidnap can't believe he got lecture by a kid but still he knows what he did was wrong of his mistakes after all we all make mistakes in life. 

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Author-san: Hello ppl out there chapter 11 is here

Hope you guys enjoy this chapter

Tobio log in

Tobio: When will you turn me back

Author-san: Hmm who knows 😉

Tobio: Your really evil

Do you know that

Author-san: Whaaa I can't help it

You deserve to be loved

Pampered

Tobio: You read or watch about me didn't you 🤨

Author-san: Uhh well

....

Yes I did

Tobio:....

*sigh*

Author-san: Did you just sigh over text

Tobio: Yes I did

Besides I'm not suprise about you reading fanfic about me

😀

Author-san: Well do u want me to give you a list

or maybe recommend you to read fanfic about you

Tobio: No

Tobio logs off

Author-san:...

Hey come on some aren't bad!

Author-san logs off

Everyone except Tobio and myself:...

Atsumu: What are we a roach

Osamu: It seems the author and Tobio forgot that we are here

Tooru: How meannn

Well I hope there's one of me and Tobio-chan

Hajime: Shut up

Tooru: How mean Iwa-chan

Shoyo: But I wonder what fanfics the author read

Tadashi: we will never know

Kei: I don't care either way

Salts: ^

Satori: And the salts are at it again

Daichi: Everyone log off

And also hope you enjoy this chapter

Yuu: Huh but we just got here

Ryu: Yeah Daichi-san

Koushi: They do have a point

Chikara: I rather we log out so we won't get extra laps

Chikara logs off

Daichi: NOW EVERYONE LOG OFF

Everyone logs off

[t0kidal]

Return From Origins Part 5

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( Hello! Today, we’re going shopping

Masterlist ) 

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“mMnn!” 

“Iruma-sama, it’s almost done, please hold on a little longer.”

Iruma was getting fitted for a new wardrobe and Sullivan opted to take everyone as a fun family outing.

He was probably a little apprehensive about the measuring tape.

Meanwhile, Sullivan and you deigned to wait for Opera and Iruma outside in an adjacent drawing room, looking at different designs. 

“I think a good pair of shorts and shirts would be good for him..” you start. “He also needs long socks and shoes, such will be perfect for practical uses like hunting and staying warm without over heating.”

‘Hunting?’ yeah, the demons servicing you are a little confused but brush it off as a Sullivan’s daughter thing. (All the strong demons are already strange on the regular.)

“Mou~! I want more cute clothes for the coming Summer! Imagine! Our cute little boy in a sailor suit!”

“Hmm, he’s still a baby right now though... maybe it’d be better to stick with mid weight onesies? We can still get some spring showers and he’s not quite old enough to maintain his body heat...”

“W-why don’t we move on to an ensemble for the Ms?”

~~~

Now, it probably wasn’t the best idea to come out into the public, but Balam managed to concoct two perfumes, one for now (gentler) and one for as he grows (stronger). As for you, it’s been about a month, some wilder habits are hard to kill off but you’re adjusting alright. The real issue, however, was whether or not your eyes would ever go back to being normal looking. They haven’t yet, but masks and veils should provide a temporary remedy till they do.

As part of your reappearance to society, shopping was a critical necessity; especially as your get up of Opera’s spare clothes, a delicate veil, and long untamed hair, due to just how much there was (and unspeakable damage), didn’t really pair well.

“Welcome, Lord Sullivan.” Ah, you were here.

“Hi Hiii~! I’m here to get a wardrobe tailored for my daughter here~!”

“Understo-“ they’re cut off as they get a glimpse of your ensemble. “…”

You rub the back of your neck.

“Would you like for us to call for a hair dresser as well? My colleague runs the boutique next door.”

Sullivan looks to you.

“That would be nice, thank you.” You took the liberty to respond at that.

~~~

Fresh cut, fresh wash, fresh clothes, you looked…

So damn good.

Absolutely drop dead, on my knees, step on me please, gorgeous.

Opera and Iruma shared the same starry eyes expression as Sullivan took the opportunity to snap some good transformation photos.

“Mmamamama”

“I’m here Iruma.” Opera gives your look a nod of approval and a satisfied ear twitch as you take your son.

“We look pretty good, don’t we, Irumamamama.”

He giggles his baby giggle.

“Why don’t we break for lunch now? I feel refreshed but also a little worn, we’ve been busy.”

Hours of shopping and hours of grooming will do that to you.

“Fufufu~ as you wish~! I hear there’s a nice sweets shop nearby.”

“I meant food first, Su-… Da-… Father.”

“Huuu~ C’moooon~ just this once~?”

“My Lady is right Master, we ought to eat a proper meal and then have desert. Besides, you already ate so many chocolates on the way over, did you think I wouldn’t notice?”

“Hmph~.” He pouted…

~~~

“Kalego-kun? What are you doing here?”

“Hng!” You swear you could see him age a couple centuries just by hearing Opera call him.

After a lovely lunch, which felt so relaxing not having to catch it yourself, you relented to your father’s (it still felt a little odd referring to him as such) begging and went to ‘King’s Sweetery’.

Iruma was calm in your arms but you could see how he gazed with so much wonder at the colorful storefront.

Unlike your former schoolmate as he struggled to maintain a gentler heart rate.

“Opera,” you decide to spare the near death demon, “would you please stop Father from buying the whole store? We don’t need Iruma getting any cavities now.”

Opera absolutely knew what you were doing but obliged all the same, especially since what you said was true, Sullivan was discussing what appeared to be a contract with a very distraught looking manager.

“As you wish, my Lady.”

“…”

“…”

Once Opera was out of earshot you hear Kalego breath a sigh of relief before recomposing himself and staring stoically at you with crossed arms.

“… He’s… oddly well behaved.” Great start, Kalego.

“Well, I’d say it’s because he’s mine but… we both know otherwise.”

Iruma, chose that exact moment to stare curiously at the stern demon.

“Would you like to say ‘Hi’? Iruma?” You start to step closer to Kalego, a smile forming on the exposed half of your face.

“Tsk, are you sure that’s a good idea?”

To be honest, not really. It didn’t take a scientist to know that Kalego as a person took to children like oil to water, and vice versa. But… you wanted to ensure that, with your slow assimilation to society, Iruma would have an easier time with his current support and more.

Plus, unlike most babies, Iruma was a special case.

“Gaah!” He cooed sweetly.

“… what are you looking at?”

“Wuuuuu aaah! Ah!”

And to your surprised, Iruma makes as though he’s reaching out to Kalego, before settling and slowly mimicking the grumpy demon’s stern expression.

“Wuuu.” Like a little growl escapes his lips, till it’s followed by a giggle.

Needless to say Kalego wasn’t all too thrilled and his frown deepened.

“It’s not polite to mock others,” with much hesitation, Kalego reaches out a finger… and pokes his cheek.

“Wuh!” Pouts Iruma.

“Heh…” Kalego smiles, not entirely malicious, but catches himself after the look you give him and coughs to clear his throat.

“I am, Naberius Kalego.” He gently offers his hand to shake. (Very professional)

“Wuu..!” Iruma, very cutely places his own hand into Kalego’s.

“There’s a good boy, Irumaaaa” you tickle him and follow his cute giggles with little kisses.

“Hmph, now are you satisfied?” Stern once again you see.

“Yes yes, much appreciated, Kalego.”

“Kalego! You gotta try this!” Hm? Oh! It’s Shichiro. “I bumped into Opera-senpai and Sullivan-sama and we got a great deal o- Oh! Y/n! You’re here too! And is that Iruma?”

“Yes, look how cute he looks in his new clothes!”

“Adorable~! You’re looking good as well! That hair cut suits you!” It’s promptly ruffled by a large, gentle, hand.

“Thank youuu, Shichiro. Did you come out with Kalego?”

“Well, I was just out and about when we happened to come to the same shop and opted to spend the rest of the time catching up.”

“And speaking of catching up,” says Kalego. “I’ll catch up to you later Shichiro, I need to go before that fiend comes by-”

“Oh? Is that my dear Kouhai?”

“Hng!”

~~~

Kalego could not catch a break. He just wanted to go home and enjoy the wine he just bought, instead - and while he enjoys his colleague’s company - he’s now in a sticky situation, named Opera.

Opera was a menace. 

But you... 

If it weren’t for that veil he might’ve assumed that you had never changed, humble, willfully, fearfully, strong.

But the eyes that stared back at him just two weeks ago don’t lie, rather, they say too much.

You’re back now, yes, but for what reason? A whim? It sounded like a whim. Going off the rails could’ve been a whim, though you might insist that it wasn’t. 

Course, the child in your arms suggested some truth to that.

‘Who was the father?’ he quickly shut that down. It wasn’t any of his business after all... but how could you fall into such a situation? who was the scumbag to sire this child and leave you alone with him? Another ‘Returned’?

And ‘Iruma’, small, blue, soft, ‘Iruma’, how would you raise this boy? Would he turn out like you? Strong? Insecure?

‘Lovely?’

Tsk, he was having a lot of useless intrusive thoughts today... The wine by his side would be a surefire remedy for such.

Yet, despite the scornful thoughts in his head, his heart felt something... odd shift watching you interact with your son.

A similar odd from when you went to school together.

~~~

Shichiro observed his colleague get lost in thought, a strange occurrence but yes, even the great guard dog of Babyls could get distracted. It’s something he tries to do when being talked at by a certain senpai but had never succeeded at before.

Not that he blames him, he knew that Kalego missed you too. Your absence had a strange effect on everyone, especially as you succumbed to your evil phase and went off grid. 

It was almost evident that demon society at the time, when the strong ran rampant through the halls and the weak cowered or ran away, was to blame for your transformation.

Given that you decided to take in such a squishy child as your son, it only made sense for your return, and your hope, that things were different. 

‘But thank the demon king that you were back.’ He smiled behind his mask as he reached out and began to stroke your locks, the familiar, and unfamiliar, texture soothing him with a moment of peace from his thoughts. 

‘I missed you just as much.’

You were strong, humble, wild and so full of life; it caused his heart to swell and his eyes to grow wide in wonder each and every time you shattered the expectations set for you. Even in Babyls, even returning now. 

~~~

(Sorry i went a little off grid myself there. and Thank you for reading this far! I hope you enjoy the next part! that is, right after I write the Next chapter for The Alef!

Hope you have a good one!)

[what-if-nct]

hiiii today's reminder is a notes app list of observations/thoughts from the concert that I kept to say to you lol:

- xiaohenyang black on black dance break I sobbed

- the first VCR started with jungwoo and jeno and I thought they'd do Js first then it went to yuta and my brain said "mera juta hai japani" which is a line from an old Bollywood song meaning "my shoe is japanese" and it cracked me up too much to pay attention to the rest of the VCR

- about the from home stage: RENJUN MY BABY smiling when he made it through his famous voice crack part and all the members putting their mics up to him for the "and it starts from here our home" bit 😭😭😭

- new stages/songs i don't remember being performed before that I loved: Oasis (why does sm hate winwin's voice), kangaroo (i need a well shot performance vid), ok, pado (tho why would they call it pado and not wave bc my brain immediately read it as pedo and then it was a sexy song and I was Disturbed), call d (what does that even mean lol they're not even trying to hide the frat boyness anymore), and you specifically are gonna love bat and alley oop

- why were the mics so bad. why was the camera work so bad, esp in nct u songs where they clearly don't know which part is whose. also they were focusing wayyy too much on close-ups for choreo-heavy songs (rip nectar). also the random hour long delay in between wtf?? tho I did like wayv banter in the meanwhile, speaking of which

- WHY DID THEY CHANGE WAYV'S INTRO TO "TO THE WORLD THIS IS NCITY"?!!!!!!!! also they clearly just tossed wayv up there to buy time while they fix the sets, it was kinda hilarious. they're pushing winwin to act cute and winwin taps his in ear and says "give us more time" (as in the staff asking them to fill up more time before the performance) and they jumped on him with "you can have all the time you want to act cute baby" to which winwin tries to hide behind ten but he's a whole head taller than him lol

- baggy jeans is good and I'm sure it'll grow on me more, but the t7s unit reunion feels wasted on it. love love LOVE ten's rap verse tho

- songs i loved live but really missed the missing members (this is mostly taeil tho sungchan makes a couple of appearances): round& round, my everything, taeil's empty spot in good night broke my heart, misfit, the 90s love bit in resonance. i like that they didn't have anyone cover taeil in 127's songs tho because he really is the heart of their music to me

- conversely: why does winwin still have 0 lines in boss, why not give him you know who's verse??

- apparently the new 127 album will be the most 127-esque yet and should I be scared?

- so so so very few resonance era songs :(

- some beautiful people: chenle, winwin, ten's wayv outfit, jisung in his black outfit (is that allowed???), taeyong's little braids even though I'm not sure how to feel about this hair, KUN 😭, yuta being the only one without a shirt in resonance for some reason

- Kun, Doyoung, jeno and Chenle together in the end that's my husbands and our sons

Hiii!!!, I might be responding super super out of order.

Overall the missing members left a layer of pain the whole time but the members who covered for them did amazing, Yuta hitting taeil's high note my baby did so well. And Jisung too, speaking of, recently I have been fighting any attraction to Jisung back with a stick, but the past day I... Can no longer fight it like hello???? Sir?? Sir?? Also I really noticed how much he and Winwin look alike I used to think it was just their lips but its their cheeks and smiles too. Jisung still looks more like Taylor Swift though. Who is coming to Miami next year! I think it's an amphitheatre so might picnic in the parking lot. Anyway next!

I just wanna talk about how much of a cutie patootie sweetie pie Renjun is every time I see him I'm like heres the boy! and his little smile! His redemption. And just everyone clamoring to him and Winwin, the princes of NCT.

I really didn't want to spoil all of the new songs yet so I just skimmed over them. And I did allow a little more of Bat and you are so right but but I left some surprises and I'll go back after the album release. But Hendery!!!! That is all. Call D, I have so many questions but the sheer vibe of the song answers them. It's not an NCT album without a song covertly about sex. Baggy jeans from what I've heard so far, same I'm not completely sold on it but I didn't hear the whole song so who knows.

The production value was definitely lacking and they seemed confused about how to film it. At least Winwin had a few of you knows lines in Wayv's songs but I always say this but it's cause the first time was so hard but the Yixing vibes are so strong with Winwin, and I worry. SM if you appreciate Winwin and give him everything he needs he won't find it else where just give him more please. Give Wayv more!!! I am an exo-l who's seen a lot and I'm scared okay. I don't want history to repeat itself. Again!! Cause exo was history repeating itself the first time.

I think we should just be prepared for the next 127 album it could honestly be anything, genuinely anything. I think just go in open-minded and ready to hear them out.

And I just wanna add just Xiaojun Yangyang and Hendery, that's it Xiaojun Yangyang and Hendery just wow look at them also.

Ignore the text I don't agree with that, that's just the tiktok. I only okay you know what nevermind.

Also Yuta can *** ****** ** me