#meant to post this last week but I forgot

[yoshilisk]

cool little detail i missed on previous readthroughs: knives cut this metal pillar during his massacre of the town, and his knives are SO sharp they left it with a super-smooth reflective surface

[o-moonlightgardens-o]

A snippet from Songbird: Book III- Chapter 10

[zillabean]

It’s Will’s birthday week and birthday boy gets what he wants!! 🎂🍆❤️🎉

... Sometimes I just crack up at the idea of Will being incredibly hilariously aggressive about Hannibal's 🍆 and making no bones (okay well maybe one really big bone) about it. ��

[kingofthewilderwest]

My country music record collecting obsession contributing to Gravity Falls meta was not on my 2024 bingo card but here we go.

One of the earliest country musicians with some sway in the 1920s was Riley Puckett, though I highly, highly doubt that "Pluckin' Jim" Puckett references him.

They used an image of George Jones. Pretty dang famous and respected to this day. Nnnnot exactly some classic yodeler, but known for his Great Voice.

"Hillbilly" was the official name of the genre until the mid-1940s. Yodeling was big in the 1920s and 30s because everyone wanted to be Jimmie Rodgers, but it had a mainstay with the singing cowboy movies - the Gene Autries and Roy Rogerses. They stretched yodeling through the 40s, but by the 50s, yodeling wasn't Country Central. But rock-and-roll was breaking out of country at this time.

George got rolling in the mid-50s and broke out by the end of the decade, so we're not out of the ballpark for some of the joke references. And hey! I will take the George Jones Easter Egg!

George Jones's presence doesn't feel targeted - they tossed him on to make sure their "Cipher is Real" cover was distinct from The Real Deal. See, The Book of Bill is referencing a notorious album cover. Notorious. 75% of what you see is cut-and-paste from the real deal. I love the reference and it's inspired. But in "Cipher Is Real" being an imitation, it's almost a downgrade. "Haddock, what can be zanier than Bill the Over-Toasted Demon Nacho usurping a country album?" May I burn a fantastic new image in your mind.

Move over, "Cipher Is Real." Make way for "Satan Is Real."

This is not parodic. They did this cover. Please give it up for the (highly talented) Louvin Brothers with their 1959 album Satan Is Real.

Let me stress that this masterpiece is not edited. The brothers painted, crafted, and erected sixteen-foot-tall plywood!Satan themselves. Then they just. Set fire to kerosene-drenched tires in an old rock quarry behind their house and posed.

[multiseb21]

spending quality time with my lovely, beautiful mistress (MotoGP) while my bitch wife (F1) is away for the summer

[stevesjockstrap]

WIP TUESDAY

(/week depending on how this goes and how much time and energy I have)

Hiiii I was tagged by @fuctacles 😘

I’m not following any of the rules since a lot of it doesn’t apply lolol

Send me asks about these WIPs and I’ll write sentences for you 😬🤷🏻‍♀️

💃🏻 Stevie week Steddie at HS reunion

🥷 Stevie week Argyle/con artist!Stevie

👨🏻‍💻 Steddie daddy kink CNC, nonbinary!Steve

😏 Steddie anon prompt, Steve starts new meds after all the UD shit and now has problems, you know, finishing

🏒 Steddie Steve and dad!Eddie meet at a hockey game

None of these are actually started yet so I need some motivation and accountability :)

Tagging to join or for moral support: @machtaholic @steddiecameraroll @lawrencebshoggoth @spdrgwen

@eddiethehunted @spectrum-spectre @puppy-steve

🖤

[alpha-team-deploy]

cut my life into pieces i frickin love this dork

(Tags: @ava-ships @fading-bisexual-queen-milkshake @bloodsweatandpotato @toasty-self-shipping @peachypizzicato @escapeism-s)

[harmony-of-the-hive]

SHOWTIME 💕

[grailknightmonty]

fan art i drew of captainsparklez unaliving in a glue trap

[feytouched]

scent of the day: athalia (parfums de marly)

this is very much within my usual wheelhouse: a powdery, incense-y scent with a somber yet graceful iris at its heart. the bright orange note in the top notes sets it apart from other similar scents in my collection. this orange-fruit note then morphs into a heady orange-blossom that compliments the iris very well. there is something dusky and dim and artistic about this scent. however, it's a little heavy for summertime wear; the powderiness also won't please everyone, especially if you consider powdery scents old lady-like. it certainly has that vintage DNA, and sillage more than ample enough to make it stifling.

myself, i don't find it grandmotherly per se, but rather somber and even a little sultry. i will save it for colder weather though. if you like guerlain's l'heure bleue, consider sampling athalia - not at all the same, and yet i think they'd suit the same kind of person.

[doodlingwren]

Hiatus

I am going on hiatus for a bit more. I really really hoped the stuff that have been going on lately were already "sorted out" but, uhm... they aren't. I need to take a bit more time offline once again, and try to work things out.

Thank you for your patience ❤

Wren

[amozon28]

Shall literally episode in season 2 like

[o-moonlightgardens-o]

A snippet from Songbird: Book III- Chapter 10

[voxxcd]

((vox is a switch but he's a rlly whiny and bitchy bottom))

[ifihadtopickadad]

I realized there was no-one reading these out audio book style. So I've taken it upon myself to correct a great wrong.

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

[thesagekissoftime]

My dears, it is so unbearably hot in the south of England that I fear I am losing my mind ...

... or what little is left of it.