#me... sends in a holiday meme for a girl who doesnt like them

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CONTINUATION.

“ the list of carols ? “ she interrupted in disbelief , glancing over at him . she let him finish that sentence before commenting once more . “ and here i thought my family was excessive . “ vanessa liked christmas , but it didn’t feel all the different from any other day . minus the fact that her parents actually pretended to be a happy family . suddenly , she was supposed to act like everything was okay in front of guests . now thinking about it , maybe vanessa didn’t like it at all really . she hummed at his invitation , thinking about it for a moment . “ what kind of food and do i need to learn the carols too ? “ it was better than being home . “ the last one is what really matters . “

[sweatytyrantwhispers]

this is going to be a series of little things my friends that i love/make me love them more (part 1):

-rachel did a pressure point thingy for me when i was having period cramps and idk if i worked but she cared enough to do it for me

-rachel also called me by my discord nickname when i was depressed on a call w her and a few other friends which made me laugh

-dina gets really excited when she sees a baby in public and talks about how cute they are (the same thing happens when rachel sees dogs in public)

-alan texts me good morning and good night every day

-dina has the sweetest voice

-dina holds onto you when shes scared and its cute (i.e. during thunderstorms or when shes watching a scary movie)

-meng lets me bother him and drag him outside even tho he doesnt have to go out

-meng likes to use filters on discord call and i love all of them

-andy is passionate about skin care

-andy could make a joke out of anything and laughs at everything

-andy acts judgemental but even so you dont feel like youre being judged and you know he loves u either way

-steph sends me tiktoks occasionally

-steph, dina, alan, cristine, and rachel give me hugs when im sad and never complain

- you can hear rachel or dina humming and singing to themselves sometimes

-rachel makes graphics/photo collages of her friends when its their bday or it’s a holiday with some relation to friendship or gratitude

- steph gives me her clothes when she doesnt want them anymore

- cristine lets me come over to just fuck around even though she doesnt need to

- whenever i go to cristine’s place we, most of the time, end up singing together or some ofther chaotic shit

-cristine makes cute drawings

- cristine and rachel are alaays there for you if you need it and theyre never judgemental about anything you have to say

-dina doesnt know how to comfort you when youre sad but will try her best and tell u she loves you

- (im pretty sure) one time when i was depressed on the bus ride home with my friends they decided to go karaoke a few days later and invited me to make me feel better (this was way before rona)

-i got depressed halfway home with my friends (alan, rachel, dina, meng) and they all tried their best to make me feel happier and tried to get me to open up to them

-rachel gets really excited when someone mentions kdramas, nct, twice, bts, kpop, or makeup (the same thing is true for dina with Leonardo DiCaprio and Robert Pattinson)

-rachel and i can silently walk with each other and it doesnt feel awkward at all

-rachel also gets excited when i buy her boba or her favorite candy

-andy likes to buy baguettes now and im all for it

-steph likes to make video edits of the “vlogs” we take when we hang out

-andy and steph like to recite tiktoks and memes everytime we hang out

- rachel likes dark academia and good literature, specifically quotes or posts about life/beauty

-alan always sends me animal videos and memes everyday

-seth is passionate as hell when it comes to starkid

-seth can also make you laugh and has funny voices

-ruby is a bit nerdy/geeky even though she doesnt show it

-ruby tells me love you every time we see each other even though we havent hung out in some time

-cristine freaks out and gets excited when she sees her “babies” (characters in TV shows that she loves)

-dina has the fashion of a popular girl but the personality of someone who, if youre close to, will be kind to you but insult you at the same time (in a friendly way not actually insult you)

[prcttylittlethings-a]

✵ + madley

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who spends hours putting up lights only to get tangled in them and storm off?

lainey. 100%. joey would sit there and watch her do it and laugh the entire time while drinking very strong eggnog. that lainey probably made.

who accidentally eats a whole box of christmas chocolates in one sitting?

joey. lainey just bakes SO MUCH around the holidays so there’s cookies and cakes and cupcakes and candy and if lainey puts it in front of joey it’s going to be gone by the time she comes back. joey has only so much willpower. 

who insists on watching the cheesey hallmark christmas movies?

lainey. joey will complain about it but she’s secretly a romantic and loves them and wonders if she has to worry about someone coming and taking lainey away from her because she’s always so busy with work around the holiday season ( and always, but whatever ) 

who insists on playing nothing but michael buble in the few days running up to christmas?

both of them. joey won’t put it on if other people are around but like, she gets it, okay? he has a nice voice ! leave me ALONE lainey i am a RADIO PERSONALITY i have TO HAVE ECLECTIC TASTES !!!!

who gets their presents wrapped at the mall so the other cant go snooping

joey has absolutely no idea how to wrap a present so she needs to get them wrapped at the mall just so that they look decent. 

who insists on making snow angels?

when they go back home, it’s usually joey’s excuse to Not Be With Mrs. Ripley, Lainey She Scares Me. but when they’re kids it’s usually lainey’s idea because she already thinks of joey as her own guardian angel so its proof !!! see joey !!! you can be an angel !!!! ( joey immediately destroys something to keep her Bad Girl Image Going ) 

who put christmas outfits on all the pets?

joey. if anyone asks, she blames lainey for it. but joey’s 100% the one who does it and she also has unique voices for their pets so that she can hold whole conversations while she does it. lainey has recorded it and threatens to put it on the internet. 

Do they go to family’s or have a quiet day in?

the maddox family doesn’t usually do a big thing, so joey never feels like they have to visit her fam, but mrs. ripley does demand lainey every so often and joey Hates it. she likes it better when they’re in california and they can have a quiet christmas to themselves watching cheesy movies and eating their weight in baked goods because if she has to deal with mrs. ripley staring at her one more time she’s goign to TEAR OFF HER OWN SKIN, LAINEY. 

who insists on wearing matching ugly christmas jumpers?

both of them. lainey probably picks them out for them but joey demands they wear them with pride. she absolutely loves looking like a dumbass it’s her leading brand. 

Who waits up until midnight to give the other their present?

joey can not wait. she does all her shopping last minute because she is incapable of keeping secrets from lainey so if she goes on december 23rd she doesnt HAVE to keep it from lainey for very long. lainey thinks its cute. 

Who insists on hand-made presents only one year?

lainey, which goes disastrously bad. joey can pick out jewelry or clothes or entertainment things but making things ??? lainey, her talent is her voices do you want her to do the voices christmas morning ?? in the end joey makes her a mix tape ( an honest to god cassette tape ) as a ‘radio show’ for her which lainey listens to when one of them has to travel somewhere without the other

Who puts mistletoe on every door frame?

lainey ! and she demands joey kiss her every time they pass under one. joey rolls her eyes but does it anyways. 

Who gets too drunk at the work christmas party and has to be picked up at 9:15pm?

lainey does not know how to hold her liquor. joey’s a pro - she’s had to drink at work events for years, so she knows just how drunk to get to make it fun without going overboard. lainey has not figured out that the drinks are not watered down and after a couple christmas drinks, she’s down for the count and joey has to carry her home. 

who gets angry and almost tells kids that santa isnt real?

lmao. lainey. they’d adopt like, a 6 or 7 year old who already has this idea of santa but is always disappointed so joey’s like lET’S GO ALL OUT FOR THEm and lainey’s just ‘if i have to put from ‘santa’ on one more present this is bullshit’. joey is the one who does ruin it though because she dresses up as santa one year and her beard falls off. very life ruining. 

[gaygwenpool]

Black Ant and Taskmaster for the ship meme :3c

Hello there oh so anonymous nonnie! :3c Once again under the cut cuz I Ramble… @herbofoo come get your juice too

[ask meme]

Who cooks

Both but more often than not, they just order a pizza or even somethin fancier. Neither of them are particularly good cooks but both of them are also able to eat pretty much anythin…  Though actually, im pretty sure while LMDs can eat, they dont derive any energy out of it so Eric basically runs on unstable Pym particles anyway. (Tasky probably bitches Eric should cook more often then, since they buy the pym pars mostly from Tony’s still considerably bigger paycheck and so technically he is already ‘cookin’ all meals for him) 

Who does laundry and other chores

neither of them, lazy bastards lol. no okay for laundry, its Tasky mostly, again by virtue of Eric bein a robot and not having many actual clothes anymore (he always uses tasky’s metal polish tho) plus who the fuck wears WHITE to a fight like buddy i know its all an ego trip how you fight so well u dont get it dirty but STILL.  

For the chores in general, Tony keeps track of what needs to be done and usually tells Ant to fix it cuz buddy’s too dumb and disorganized to do it on his own. And then Eric usually makes ants help him out.  

How many children do they have:

none and aren’t plannin any! Eric is still terrified of fatherhood and Tony just.. couldnt care less, neither of them really want to fuck up some poor kid that didnt sign up for it… But Tasky still trains his henchies, not as extensively as he used to but every year he has several “courses”, he loves that and slowly Eric started to enjoy it too. They stay in touch with quite a few of them.

But well, technically there is Finesse. In fact, Tasky keeps tabs on how she is doing and sometimes they even hang out, but not that often, again mostly for Jeanne’s benefit. They started keeping in touch more, slightly before she joined A.I.M. and while Tasky would have been happier if she stuck to the merc life, he can see she’s happier with Nadia and other G.I.R.L. scientists so hey, he’s glad girl’s makin her own way. 

Who’s more dominate:

Me on the mysteleon ask - no one, its a beautiful equal partnership Me on taskant - Tony lol. 

I mean it’s definitely not as unbalanced as their were in the Initiative! But Tony is just.. used to lead. :’D And Eric for sure doesnt mind! That post with “going legally braindead when S/O picks you up” is ...relevant. 

Favorite nonsexual activity:

Whatever they feel like at the moment, mostly just dicking around, lmao! They love partying and drinkin and just havin a good time with clubbing, singing their lungs off at karaokes, all that night life stuff! But also simply chillin at home with a bag of doritos and a cheesy romcom marathon or video games. Or enjoying the perks of luxurious life by shopping for ridiculously overpriced dumb stuff and robots and Weapons. And well sparing can be fun too or goin to pick up a fight with some strong villains/heroes so Tasky can renew his repertoire (that’s not that often though, more often he scores them a job so he can have fun, renew his repertoire AND get paid.) 

Their favorite place to be together:

It really ties with what i’ve said in the last bullet point so the Bar With No Name is really a strong contestant, you can get everythin there booze, food, music, karaoke, friends, jobs and sometimes even a workout when heroes bust it up or simply when someone is being an ass (outside of the bar of course). 

Any traditions:

Does backstabbing their employer count as a tradition because these two sure do it a lot. 

What they do for each other on holidays:

Holidays are often a real busy period for mercs, all these family feuds resurfacing or business enemies tryin to blame it on that etc.. So they mostly just run around, tryin to earn all that sweet sweet moneycash lol. But they manage to find some time to both get and exchange presents, which are often somethin both can enjoy, either tickets for a WWE match or a concert or some cool gadgets for jobs...

Their “song”:

Obviously it had to be somethin fun and pop since Tasky is canonically a big Spice girls fan and Eric definitely loves stuff like that too. I swear i wanted to pick a less ‘classic’ song, but it ended up being really on the nose because it just fitted so well.. 

so Yeah, anyway, it’s Wannabe by Spice girls :’D just imagine them singin it at the top of their lungs at each other, havin an absolute blast.

Where did they go for their honeymoon:

Oh dont get me wrong, there were Big Plans!!! ….and then they got caught, one by police the other by a cult, so their big casino trip snowballed into running all over the place, trying to free each other, kick some ass, save the money and accidentally help save the world… You know how it goes. They ended up in some washed up place, drinkin with Deadpool and Bullseye (Yes they tried to kill each other like an hour ago during those honeymoon shenanigans, whats your point) but hell, they still had fun. 

Where did they first meet:

At the Initiative, Ant was a young cadet under Tasky’s mentoring. Eric was (is) obnoxious, dumb and awkward but he was eager to please while being enough of a lazy bastard for Tasky to appreciate. And ever since that one time when Eric offered to share his Chuck episodes on his phone instead of the two of them answering the call to arms, they started to hang out more and more. 

Any pets:

Ants… So many.. ants……….. And not in neat vivariums either, they are simply walking around like they own the place. Tasky definitely isnt happy with that and he threatens Eric regularly, that if he wont stop feedin them or send them away this instant, he’ll just spray them all with DDT, but they both know he wouldn’t. 

At some point, Eric wanted to get into beekeeping, but he didnt really have time nor patience for it, not to mention they gotta move often and a lot. So he just. Asked some wild bees to make a hive at their place. (”We’re gonna have honey AND i can command them to attack any intruders, I’m a genius!”) It went about as well as you’d expect. At least the hood+skele mask hides stings pretty ok...  

As for Tasky, he kept Tess-1, that giant murder robot from Secret Avengers and  he has the Fluffiest snowhite cat as well, like a Gorgeous Soft angel cloud, this cat could win medals on contests. She is a spoiled princess that only eats the most expensive fresh tuna and also all the weird bits and pieces of gore the mercs accidentally bring home on their boots n weapons. Her name’s Kitty Spice because a certain T. Masters is hopeless. She sleeps on Anty the same way cats sleep on computers and in general is super cuddly. 

What do they fight over:

Lots of things! Tasky has his temper and both of them can be annoying fucks.  From the dumbest tiniest stuff (like Eric leaving his dildo in the fridge who the fuck does that or Tony not lending him his guns, that aint fair you have so MANY of them) to more serious stuff (like the first time Tasky had a bigger amnesia attack, making him forget not just the beer he invited Black Ant to but forget Eric all together… Ant knew a little about Tasky’s memory issues, but they are still both ruthless mercs so Tony didnt divulge much in order to avoid vulnerability or manipulations.. Eric took it hard, he didnt really understand how it worked (or wanted to understand), he just kept going on about how he doesnt mind Tasky forgetting what they did last few years but how could he forget him??? 

Do they go on vacations, if so where:

Well, they did pay for that beautiful beach house in Belize so… ;)

[bazookapussy-stankhoe-5000]

BMC Headcanons

I have literally been thinking about this all day so

Christine knows sign language and taught Jeremy and Michael some and now they wont stop signing “i love you” at each other

(Rich doesnt know sign language and thinks theyre pretending to be at a rock concert)

Christine loves Disney and makes references all the time but Rich doesnt understand them bc hes never seen a Disney movie so she makes him watch a bunch of them

(his favorite it “Tangled”)

Michael drinks weed tea bc “I’m a refined stoner”

Rich is a musical buff so he and Christine sing musicals all the time together

Christine is also a history buff and her favorite musical is “Hamilton”

Rich is actually really good at sewing/cooking/etc bc his dad wont do any of that so he had to learn himself

Michael cronches bathbombs

(like if he and Jared existed in the same universe they would bond over cronching bathbombs)

sometimes Jeremy cries himself awake bc he misses his mom

Christine spends her weekends volunteering at the animal shelter and she spends so much time there they keep offering to pay her but she wont let them

Jake is actually really good at school he’s just kind of a ditz

(like he’s a complete math whiz and can recite the entire Constitution w/o hesitation but he forgets things like the role of Juliet in “Romeo and Juliet”)

Michael plays the saxophone

Brooke drinks five cups of tea per day

(during midterms and finals she pours monster into her tea)

Brooke and Michael are really good friends

Jenna has a bunch of hamsters and has dedicated almost her entire room to them

Chloe is a cat person and her parents got her a ragdoll kitten for her eleventh birthday and they are literally inseperable

(she taught it little tricks and everything and it likes walks and baths but it will literally only listen to her)

Brooke is totally more of a dog person and her family owns a chihuahua and a newfie

(they like to sit on her lap specifically chihuahua on top of newfie on top of Brooke)

Rich is a complete nerd and loves things like “Lord of the Rings” and “Harry Potter”

Rich has a bearded dragon named Voltron and he likes to put wings he made himself on it

(Jake thought Voltron was a band)

every Halloween the squip squad gets together to go trick-or-treating and watch “The Nightmare Before Christmas”

(Jake refuses to throw anymore Halloween parties)

despite burning his house down Jake doesn’t care and he and Rich are still best buds

when the squip squad has sleepovers Brooke and Chloe do everyone’s makeup

(the guys get more excited about it than the girls)

Jake wears crop tops

Rich exclusively wears tank tops even in the winter

Rich also almost exclusively listens to 2000s bops and literally prays to Beyonce

Christine’s favorite scents are citrus

Chloe writes faster in cursive than she does in print

Michael has terrible handwriting whether it’s cursive or print

(like to the point that even he cant read it)

Rich and Michael watch anime together (especially “Voltron”)

Rich is terrible at video games without his squip

Jake calls Michael “Mike” even though he initially told him not to

“Michael’s gotten so used to it that he doesn’t care anymore and is actually surprised if he calls him anything else)

Christine and Jenna get really really excited about the holidays and buy everyone gifts

everyone celebrates Hanukkah with Jeremy

Rich absolutely hates eggnog because he only knows about the alcoholic kind that his dad drinks and he’s actually a little scared of it

once Rich becomes friends w/ the rest of the squip squad he celebrates the holidays with them every year

(before he didnt really celebrate bc his home life kind of sucks)

(also after he first celebrates with the rest of the squip squad he lovesthe holidays as much as Christine and Jenna)

without his squip Rich has no idea how to flirt of be in a relationship so he is incredibly awkward

Jake doesnt know how to dab and cant seem to get it right

(like this vine: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4Hl6Rx-n_s )

Chloe insists on Brooke carrying her and it’s to the point that she’ll just lift up her arms and Brooke will pick her up

Jenna and Christine are the groups’ moms

Rich and Jake play Wii Sports together

if Michael and Jeremy are playing a game against each other Michael lets Jeremy win sometimes

Jenna runs a blog and is working on starting a project to save the bees

Chloe plays soccer

Brooke sometimes insists that she and Chloe have a movie marathon

(their marathons can span days)

Jenna and Christine are the Platonic Power Couple™ that everyone thinks is dating but really theyre just good friends

(both of them are hella ace)

(Christine is aro/ace and Jenna is an ace lesbian)

the group would go to pride together

(Rich would wear the bi flag as a cape)

(Brooke would paint everyone’s faces w/ their flags)

Jake’s the kind of person that would casually mention he’s not straight and then be surprised that youre surprised

Jake would fist fight anyone who made his friends upset

(except for Rich because Rich would have already fought them)

Rich wants to open a bakery when he’s older

Brooke wears a pan-colored beanie

(even at school bc the teachers dont care enough to tell her to take it off)

Jake has his left ear pierced

Brooke is really good at drawing and runs an art blog

Brooke is very empathetic and acts as the group’s counselor

Mr. Heere’s first name is Greg

(don’t ask why it’s mostly cause he reminds me of Greg from “Steven Universe”)

on father’s day everyone gives Mr. Heere a little gift cause he acts like everyone’s dad

Jenna is a fanfic writer

sometimes the squip squad gets together to play Kahoot

(it gets really competitive and friendships are tested)

Jeremy understands that grades are meaningless in the long run but still gets really stressed when he’s not doing well in school

Michael likes to quote really obscure movies that no one knows

Jake owns a melodica

(he also knows how to play the piano really well)

Michael insists that he and Jeremy take pictures together to put on holiday cards and send them to all their friends

(Jeremy wears a Hanukkah sweater and Michael wears a sweater that says “HO HO HOMO”)

Rich likes to stand on top of things to feel taller

Michael wears light-up heelys

Michael always forgets which is left and right but instead of making Ls with his hands he checks his headphones

Rich believes in leprechauns

(every St. Patrick’s Day he makes Jake go leprechaun hunting with him)

(Jake anticipates it every year and keeps the day free so they can)

Jake is actually really bad at using electronics

Rich insults Jeremy affectionately

(one of his favorite’s is “noodle-boy”)

(at first Jeremy was offended but now he doesnt care)

Jake has owned his jacket for a really long time and it’s falling apart but he refuses to get rid of it

whenever Michael has to say the word “squip” he purposefully mispronounces it (ie squemp)

Rich calls people “godfucker”

the squip squad celebrates the fourth of July and Jeremy’s house because Mr. Heere likes to grill hamburgers and hot dogs for them

(Rich likes to help him cook)

Brooke has two moms

Michael drinks milk straight out of the gallon

Jeremy keeps buying new patches for Michael’s hoodie

Christine has an obsession with button pins so everyone pitches in to buy her a button maker for her birthday

the girls like to go to the Ren Faire

Chloe makes her own incense

Rich has Jake help him make snowmen in the winter because he always makes the bodies too big for him to reach to put its head on

Jenna runs a joke tumblr blog that posts cringey facebook memes

Brooke taught Chloe everything she knows about makeup

Christine stays up late sometimes to surprise her friends with gifts she made

Rich asks Michael to teach him curse words in Spanish

Jenna basically lives in Barnes and Noble

(Christine would but she doesnt have as much spending money so she lives in the library)

Michael likes “Undertale” because it’s got a cool storyline and he adores the animation

(he and Jeremy do voices for it when they play)

Rich bakes cookies for everyone during the holiday season

everyone has gifted Michael a new hoodie at least once but he only ever wears his red one and no one can figure out why

Jenna is in the color guard

after joining the play that one time Brooke found that she actually really likes acting

I am so sorry for such a long post, but feel free to add on if you want

[ikemeu]

i havent Actually posted here in a while so i thought id do a small like life-update mostly for myself but also welcoming to anyone else who would like to read ♡

i got into the second half of my animal care level three college course!! this should definitely be celebrated as you had to pass a really horribly hard biology exam that had, even the teachers admit, been amped up in difficulty now that we’ve switched exam boards. but i managed to pass! with unfortunately just a pass and not a merit or distinction but i managed to squeeze myself in and, honestly? im happy with that.

im not sure i posted about it here but i had a brief month-long relationship with a boy from my class, who ill call K. i really liked him for quite a while and there was a big intervention type of thing with him, my friend jayde, and another friend jason. K ended up admitting that from the start he felt nothing for me and thought that if we dated he would eventually grow feelings for me. that didnt work out well as halfway he did seem to genuinely like me but once his mother asked him about me and mentioned that she didnt think we’d last long and that he wasnt right for me (she said that i was “too good” for him and that she thought he’d end up hurting me), he changed his mind. we broke up after a month, after him promising to take me to the cinema as a date, after him saying he’d love to take me away on holiday to show me places he thought id like.  we’re good friends still and he’ll send me memes and we’ll joke about in class but it still aches a little seeing him be so infatuated with other girls in my class that are so much better than i am.

during all this, i started jokingly flirting with a girl who i found out was bi. her friend kind of rooted for us always saying we should get together and such and we eventually did. she asked me out and said she really had liked me for quite a while and we spent a month together. we went and did pottery, we held hands, we kissed, we talked about the future. but due to my mental issues i had an episode in front of her and it scared her away.  and recently i found out that very soon after we broke up she had been talking to a guy in a romantic way and i know i should be fine with it but some part of me feels... weird knowing she got over it so very quickly and just went onto someone else. i dont really know why i feel like this but i know ill get over it soon

i dont feel im very comfortable with relationships anymore. every time i get into one, they always say that im for them that this will be the one but it always ends so early with promises of still being friends but it never happens. K will stop talking to me once college is over as i have no real reason to see him irl anymore and B, my recent ex, doesnt seem to hold kind feelings for me anymore.

anyways enough of sad relationship talk! :-) im super happy to say, mostly to myself, that my mental illnesses are getting so much better and so much easier to handle. my anxiety is WAY down, my depression is getting a lot better with help of meds, my ocd has calmed so so much and im overall just a much happier person. i dont really overthink much anymore. i can now dress how i want, do my hair how i want.

my only hurdles now are just a few things. im still afraid of replying to messages if i cant see what the message says beforehand, which is why its hard for me to use apps like snapchat. but im trying to get better at that! and i am! :~)  im trying to be more bold with makeup. im still clueless on what foundation is even for but i think im good on a few other things. i dont have the money for eyeshadow pallettes, i cant do eyeliner due to my shaky hands but hopefully ill get better!! a few of my phobias have popped up here and there but im working sooo hard at getting them out of my life.  i guess the last big thing is that ive been very ashamed recently about liking anime. my whole class knows me as “the kid in our class who likes anime”. im not really known as much else. and i really really wish i was exaggerating. everyone calls me a weeb, in a friendly way, but it still gets to me that despite trying so hard, everyone just sees me as that kid in their class who likes anime. its made me feel a little.. ashamed. 

i LOVE being over the top and bubbly and cutesy and sunshine-y, my teachers are constantly telling me how much they love my smile because they say it makes them happy (and wow, that makes me so warm inside whenever they say that), but for whatever reason, people pair that bright bubbly me that i put out as me trying to be anime-y. and that makes me really sad.  i know i shouldnt feel so badly as liking anime isnt a bad thing! but i think ill try and act more.. normal. i dont like being reduced to one thing, i want people to see me for me and not just for that one interest i have. so even if i have to put out a fake me for people to like me ill be willing to do that i think.

anyways! sorry for such a sad ending. this isnt even meant to be some kind of diary or vent blog but i needed somewhere to put this. appologies for it being so long i honestly dont expect anyone to actually read this ahah

[niightingvale]

Wow This Is A Lot

Valentine’s Ask meme thing under the cut to stop from clogging y’all’s dashboards.

 red roses: what’s the last thing you gave someone for valentine’s day?

- A card with a pokemon pun in it and a container of wintergreen Altoids

box of chocolates: are you single? if so, what would you say the best thing about being single is?

- I am not single, i have three lovely S/O’s!

love letters: are you a cheesy lovey dovey person?

- Oh absolutely, i love getting cute messages, and love sending them

bouquet: have you ever dated someone twice?

- Regrettably, yes. More than twice.

red: would you date your friend’s ex?

- Maybe? It depends on whether or not i liked the ex, and the terms of which that the friend and the ex broke up

date: have you ever stargazed with your s/o?

- No but god i want to. You give me the bed of a pickup truck, a blanket, and a fall night away from cities and Hoh fuckin damn you got yourself a date

hearts: did/do you write your crushes name in the margins of your books?

- I did and sometimes still do, yes.

girls: what’s your favourite thing about dating girls?

- Girls,,,pretty,,,theyre also super smushy and closer to my height and idk just being hugged by a girl makes me feel happy.

kisses: where is your favourite place to be kissed? Why?

- Neck kisses because i get SUPER fucking blushy and it just feels nice, plus I can actually breathe when being kissed there

teddy bears: are you clingy?

- Yes. I’ve gotten better about it, compared from a few years ago, but yes.

heart eyes: do you send good morning and good night messages? if so, what do they say?

- Good morning messages are usually “Good Morning [Insert Pet Name]” and good night messages are usually “Nini” which is short for Night Night.

rose petals: what is your favourite thing to do with your partner?

- Either RP with our oc’s or just sit in calls and talk about whatever comes to mind. I’m a simple woman

crush: do you have a crush?

- Ya, on my s/o’s who i love so much,,

confessions: if you could say anything to your crush right now, what would it be?

- That i love them so much and i’d do anything to make them happy and take their problems away, if just for a moment

smile: do you prefer soft kisses or making out?

- Soft kisses because i have short lung capacity when being kissed so I Need Oxygen

hand holding: would you date someone who wasn’t into physical affection?

- *Looks at OC* In all honesty, it’d be something that would have to be worked out, but if boundaries were set, and other kinds of affection could be expressed, either verbally or with small gestures, It could work, yeah. I get that people need their space, and for some, that’s a bigger bubble than others. If you’re willing to work with me, i’m willing to work with you

boys: what’s your favourite thing about dating boys

- Boys with long hair are cute and whenever i’ve dated a guy, they always make time to play MMO’s with me and listen to me talk about games that I like. They also typically tend to be at least minorly protective, which is something i like.

pink: what are your opinions on valentine’s day?

- Capitalist Affection Day. No but in reality, it’s cute. They have a bunch of plushies on sale which is nice, and its a chance for people to show their affection in a holiday. White Day is also nice, though I don’t think it’s celebrated in the States all that much. I didn’t really celebrate it all too much this year, but just spending time with my S/O’s is enough for me.

whipped: have you ever embarrassed yourself in front of your s/o or crush? if yes, tell us about it

- Anytime i sneeze, they point out that it sounds like a kitten. While i like being awwed over, its embarrassing and, again, the blush returns.

romance: how many times do you say ‘i love you’ a day

-Well over 30. I typically repeat it over and over in a voice you would use to babytalk animals with, and that doesnt even take into consideration when I type it

mixtape: has anyone ever made you a mixtape? if yes, what was your favourite song on it?

-Mixtape no, but songs by certain bands remind me of people, like Starset i associate with @shadowtriads, and Five Finger Death Punch with @alchemicalgator

[eternalandiconic]

all texts :)

Text Meme + all of them because ems is the best 

ems, wow

Send “✆” for a MORNING text. [ txt;; james dean 🎥 ] morning roll call[ txt;; james dean 🎥 ] i left you a coffee on the counter[ txt;; james dean 🎥 ] donut by the microwave[ txt;; james dean 🎥 ] and i tried to give you a kiss goodbye but you just mumbled something about how the sun ruins your cool.[ txt;; james dean 🎥 ] so have a great day & remember how much i love you to do this damn commute every freakin’ day.

Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. [ txt;; james dean 🎥 ] so its christmas. to say christmas is. i mean was our holiday is sort of stupid i guess? idk. i wanted to text you to say i miss you. it’s only been a few months since i left and i cant decide if i’m happy or not. and i went out to get presents for . he doesnt matter. i went out and i saw a couple ice skating and i just thought of you. i thought of us. i bought some lame record of john lennon’s christmas song. one i think you’d like. but i guess that doesnt matter, right? i hope your christmas is beautiful. drinking fangs’ mom’s eggnog or something great. this doesnt matter does it. not like you’d want to hear from me anyways.

Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. [ txt;; james dean 🎥 ] i cant wait to go gnome [ txt;; james dean 🎥 ] dome[ txt;; james dean 🎥 ] HOME. I MEAN HOME

Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.[ txt;; james dean 🎥 ] how do you think i’d look with a face tattoo?[ txt;; james dean 🎥 ] this iss for sciencee i swear.[ txt;; james dean 🎥 ] like a big face tatoooooo.[ txt;; james dean 🎥 ] i made a friend. he said i could sleep in the tub![ txt;; james dean 🎥 ] i bet he;d look good with a face tatoo tooo.

Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. [ txt;; james dean 🎥 ] errands are stupid[ txt;; james dean 🎥 ] know what’s not stupid?[ txt;; james dean 🎥 ] me, naked in your bed.[ txt;; james dean 🎥 ] just a thought.

Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.[ txt;; james dean 🎥 ] do you ever think where we’d be without each other?[ txt;; james dean 🎥 ] sometimes I think you’d be better off…[ txt;; james dean 🎥 ] I think I’ll stay home tonight..

Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text.[ txt;; james dean 🎥 ] yes, great. leave me at the wyrm.[ txt;; james dean 🎥 ] you think i really wanted to talk to that guy?[ txt;; james dean 🎥 ] god you can be so hot headed.[ txt;; james dean 🎥 ] talk about your father incarnate

Send “#” for a RANDOM text.[ txt;; james dean 🎥 ] how do you think i’d look as a blonde?

Send “@” for a SCARED text.[ txt;; james dean 🎥 ] the same guy’s been following me all night.[ txt;; james dean 🎥 ] he looks like that ghoulie dude that’s always around Harm[ txt;; james dean 🎥 ] it’s definitely him.[ txt;; james dean 🎥 ] where are you?[ txt;; james dean 🎥 ] please say you’re on your way

Send “&” for a LOVING text.[ txt;; james dean 🎥 ] cherpea would be our couple name[ txt;; james dean 🎥 ] we should get jerseys.. because we make a great team..?[ txt;; james dean 🎥 ] ily & thanks for putting up with me.

Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.[ txt;; james dean 🎥 ] what’s your real name?[ txt;; james dean 🎥 ] unless you’re actually named after that baby in popeye [ txt;; james dean 🎥 ] that’d be weird.[ txt;; james dean 🎥 ] tell meeeeeeee.

Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text.[ txt;; james dean 🎥 ] the gauntlet is complete!!!!!![ txt;; james dean 🎥 ] your girl is officially a 🐍[ txt;; james dean 🎥 ] though i don’t think you’ll recognize me with how bad ass i look[ txt;; james dean 🎥 ] no seriously, black eyes are a fashion statement now[ txt;; james dean 🎥 ] hugs & hisses, baby! see you soon!

Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.[ txt;; james dean 🎥 ] Jones, please piss off Sweets today[ txt;; james dean 🎥 ] i need to see him do his “i hate you, jug” stare[ txt;; james dean 🎥 ] i’ll give you $20[ txt;; james dean 🎥 ] do it for the sex life you don’t have.

Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.[ txt;; james dean 🎥 ] i just can’t do this anymore[ txt;; james dean 🎥 ] playing house in a fucking trailer?[ txt;; james dean 🎥 ] who are we kidding, sweets.[ txt;; james dean 🎥 ] toni or any other serpent girl is a better fit.[ txt;; james dean 🎥 ] so stop playing dumb and just get that.. this isn’t working.[ txt;; james dean 🎥 ] for anyone.

[cerealmonster15]

ddadds kids....

i like thinking about them as one big extended cul-de-sac family... [headcanons and stuff!]

imagine all the families spending the holidays together! i’m sure some celebrate things that the rest dont but theyd probs have one big generic get together during The Holiday Season

all of the kids are crammed together on one big “kid’s table” even tho like half of them are teenagers and there are more offspring than parents

someone always ends up starting a food fight,, usually ernest and lucien, or the twins [either pair. both pairs?? christie and christian vs hazel and briar??]

this was referenced in game once so amanda probs ends up babysitting a lot when she’s home from college for breaks+ during that short time shes still around before she leaves! she’d be  a cool fun babysitter, but tough enough to keep some of the more rambunctious kids in check ;p

[ernest voice] dad i dont NEED a babysitter!!! [hugo voice] son i want to know that i can be away for the weekend and come home to a house that isn’t on fire

ernest is probs really snarky to amanda when she babysits like “youre not the boss of me” and going out of his way to cause trouble, but amanda is Cool and probs gives him a run for his money with snark and idk shenanigans ensue and he probs secretly admires her and thinks she’s awesome but would rather die than let anyone ever find out

lucien looks like he might be fairly close to amanda’s age? they probs dont have all that much in common, but damien’s date revealed that lucien listens to mcr, and amanda made her dad listen to black parade, so I bet they could bond over some music tastes here and there

LET LUCIEN GIVE AMANDA A COOL GOTH MAKEOVER

amanda: pleeeeeaaaaassseeeeeee ;D??? lucien: no way. the goth lifestyle isnt for posers i think with enough pestering she’d get him to cave. he’d take great time and care while painting her nails to make sure he does it Right

amanda probs comments on how careful and skilled he does it like “wow you really take this stuff seriously” “uh obviously??”

once he finishes, amanda takes a pic, and then all the other neighbors see her and are bothering lucien to make them look cool too. he pretends to hate it but actually has a lot of fun and is secretly really happy that they think he’s good at what he does

amanda convinces lucien to do like, cool goth makeup videos and put them on youtube/instagram. she helps him with filming and doing photography of final looks and together they get a lot of followers. sometimes she’ll guest star in his videos if he needs a face model other than his own

amanda’s kinda freaked out by christie and christian at first but over time gets used to and sees past their “creepy twin shtick” and, much like her dad [in the joseph brownie date] learns to use it to mess with them and possibly other people

at first chris probably doesnt talk to amanda a lot and keeps to himself when she’s over, but maybe over time she’d adapt to him and learn a few things hes interested in and express gentle interest in those things to kind of help him open up to her more

chris gets quietly attached to her like shes an older sister

everyone in the cul de sac does. they love amanda

AND EACH OTHER

i want daisy to be involved with the carmensita and amanda girl band thing mentioned briefly during one of mat’s dates. that’d be adorable

you know what else would be adorable? allllll the cul de sac kids coming to briar and hazel’s softball games to support them. 

the kids going to each others’ anything to support them!! when theyre in clubs and activities that put on shows or performances or other sports games, as many of the neighbors that can make it are there

when they get older, they try to be more and more obnoxious to embarrass their neighbors in front of everyone, like making huge support signs and banners with glitter with a stupid yet supportive pun that one of their dads helped come up with, or printing their neighbor’s face on a tshirt or a giant cutout on a popsicle stick, shouting as loud as possible 

they def went to amanda’s actual graduation and PROBABLY ALL CRIED

a lot of this has amanda centric bc i Love Her, but also,,

maybe hugo and craig start going to wrestling matches together [+dadsona] so ernest sees a lot of the cahn kids. if amanda’s in town, she’s with them and in charge. if not, ernest is technically in charge, but secretly [not so secretly probably] the dads are counting on briar and hazel [briar, mostly] to keep things from falling to disaster for the few hours theyre out

they all like to take turns riding on the Giant Dog that ernest got in damien’s route [duchess something i think?] [a good component that should be canon in all universes]

“lets put river on him” “no she’ll fall off” “wheres the duct tape” “n o”

if enough disaster happens leaving these kids alone together, they probably get dropped off at another dad’s house to be looked after for a while. joseph volunteers to look after them but since he and mary are already looking after 4 and KEEP LOSING CRISH, they tend to try and ask literally anyone else

[not that theyre bad parents lmao but it’d be easier for all the other parents that just have One Kid]

i bet christian and christie love robert’s wild spooky stories. he probably makes up so much bullshit to fuck with any kid that’s listening

they’d carpool if they could fit enough kids in one car. it’s probably a 2-3 car carpool depending on who’s driving what size car and who needs to go where at what time

there are probably so many inside jokes[CUL DE SAC MEMES......] that are born at every cul de sac gathering. 

when amanda’s home from college, all the kids wanna be the first to tell her all about the SHENANIGANS she’s missed out on

river and crish are bffs once theyre old enough for human interaction. they Have To Be.

pranking each other in the school hallways plz, or just all around chaos. god help the teachers that somehow end up with 2+ of the cul de sac kids in the same class

ernest definitely sends his dog to poop on damien’s lawn outside lucien’s bedroom window / probably does the flaming bag of dog poop ding dong ditch when he knows lucien’s home alone and will be the one to answer the door

christie and chris like when briar and hazel pretend to be each other, so they get their hands on a pair of scissors and chris gives christie a terrible haircut. possibly briar and hazel try and help with the scheme and things just get Worse and joseph has to take his daughter to a Professional [or maybe one of the dads is really good with hair/has had their child do the same thing and is good with fixing a bad haircut ;p]

carmensita goes through a goth phase after she goes over to lucien’s to be babysat one day. mat does not know how to Deal bc this isnt the type of music hes used to playing but he loves and supports his daughter regardless and likes to hear her singing all kinds of music to broaden her horizons and strengthen her talent

G R O U P  T E X T between all the kids old enough to have phones

there are lots of memes. lots. of memes.

they take candid shitty photos of each other all the time and send them in the chat, and particularly amusing ones end up reused as reaction photos

lucien: [sends photo of ernest having just spilled cereal on himself with duchess in the background making off with a piece of pizza] ernest: fuck u carmensita: mood daisy: why are you having pizza and cereal for breakfast? ernest: dont tell me how to live my life amanda: lol tag urself i’m duchess

this is just something i like to do w/ my friends but they’d probs also stealthily take pictures  of each other when theyre out and about and send them to each other in secret like amanda’s out with her dad at the grocery store and spots lucien and damien in the dairy isle and is like FUCK,, she hides behind a stand of donuts or w/e and takes a pic of them and sends it to lucien w/ no context or like “lol hey” 

it becomes a war of sending pics of each other to each other/the group without getting caught. lucien and ernest probably act like they think it’s stupid but get so competitive about it

they all keep score and it probably also would extend to taking stealthy pics of cul de sac dads too Just Because

the dads find out about the competition somehow and like,,, secretly are so into who’s winning. especially brian and dadsona. sometimes they’ll try and serve as a distraction for their child to get a sneaky pic so they can win, but usually the kids prefer the solo missions

val comes and visits sometimes with cool stories. sometimes she brings her girlfriend, and amanda especially looks up to them like two cool older sisters [i dont remember if it was jacket pins or photography that val said her gf is into, but whatever it is i’m sure amanda would geek out about it with her]

christie and christian eventually grow out of their “creepy twin” thing but still have a more unique brand of humor/personality. the cul de sac kids are used to them by then, and will THROW DOWN with anyone that bullies them/ calls them freaks or anything like that, or anyone that picks on chis [and eventually crish] by association or for any other reason

THESE KIDS MAY ARGUE AND FIGHT AND STUFF SOMETIMES BUT THEY’LL STICK UP FOR EACH OTHER IF ANYONE OUTSIDE THE CUL DE SAC TRIES TO START SOMETHING W/ ONE OF THEIR OWN

i could go on forever making up headcanons or scenarios for these kids bc i love them and constantly crave more content about them but imma stop here bc it’s been over an hour and this is Long but anyway plz talk to me about these kids + the cul de sac as a whole. share ur headcanons,,,,, i l o v e the m ,,

[kazualbrekkuparchive]

ship meme for the ot3!!

rmbr when i asked you to send me this and then forgot abt it for two months??? ANYWAY

cc: @matthewdaaddario

who would be the one to randomly adopt a puppy without consultationyou know i feel like celeste would

who’s the first to wake up in the morningprobs fletcher

who would suggest a quickie in the morning before workboth cara and celeste would suggest it to fletcher and hES ALWAYS GAME

who distracts the other from trying to work at homecara and celeste? so distracting?

who stays up until 2 readingprobs fletcher lmao

who stares at their partner while they’re sleepingi mean mb all of them but mb celeste and fletch more than cara

who asks to go get ice cream like a five year oldceleste!!

who would force the other to take aesthetic pictures of themall 3 of dem have u looked at them bcos wow every picture is aesthetic when you look like that also theyd all take so many pretty candids too

who would do stuff they think is stupid just to make the other one happycara!!! i mean celeste and fletch too but they dont think its stupid?

who picks out the horror movies to watch just so the other will cling to themidk??? i mean clinging always leads to other things. have they ever watched a movie through? doubtful

who is constantly studying and who is constantly trying to distract themFLETCHER IS A NERD

who initiates the facetime calls whenever they’re separatedprobs all 3 of dem but also celeste

who is more likely to storm out after a fight and who is more likely to cry when they doi feel like cara might storm out but idk??? fletcher would… come v close to tears loL celeste would mb cry

who stays up way too late binge-watching their favorite showsALL OF DEM 

who bites the other’s ear when they’re feeling friskyaLL OF THEM

who sprays the other with water when they’re washing the carceleste and cara get him to join in

who has more fun decorating the house during holidaysi feel like celeste has the most fun but so do the others

who is more likely to give the silent treatment when they’re mad at the otherfletch might be the best at silent treatment i think but also he’D hate getting it from either of the girls and would probs get super insecure??? celeste probs wants to… talk abt it and ohhh mb cara would give the silent treatment too

who plays with the others’ hair moreall of them tho

who is more likely to climb all over the other one when they’re boredalso all of them wow

who tries to kiss the other as often as they canceleste w both of them

who pouts when the other one tells them to shut the fuck upall of them?? w fletcher and celeste tho its more of a “shut up darling” vibe but caras probs done w them

who initiates the sex and who walks away when the other is riled uplol pls like they could do that

who always forgets the umbrella and who holds it when they actually have onefletcher would always hold it cos hes Responsible and also Tall

who demands showering first in the morningsidk?? cara??

who sneaks into the shower with the other one in the morningsALL OF THEM 

who prefers riding the roller coasters and who prefers playing the gamescara and celeste probs like the roller coasters and dey drag fletcher w them but hes also def won them something

who will text the other one thirty times in a row until they respondceleste i feel like

who always forgets to charge their phone overnightumm probs all 3 but also fletch is always telling them you shouldnt charge ur phone overnight so theres that too

who comes up behind the other and slide their hands into their back pocketscara and celeste with fletch

who tries to get hugs from the other as often as they canaLL of them but also celeste 

who is louder and who constantly has the tell the other to be quieti mean cara and celeste are def the louder ones but fletcher doesnt really tell them to be quiet sO

[sawyer-is-unisex]

Ship meme: Stylendy c:

send me a ship and i’ll tell you

who hogs the duvet

Stan! As much as Wends & Kyle love him, they hate that part about him with passion. That’s why stan is only allowed to sleep the middle!

who texts/rings to check how their day is going

They all check on each others every day but Wends & Kyle worry a lot about Stan since he is hide everything he is from his Family

who’s the most creative when it comes to gifts

Hmmm Kyle buys a lot of stuff but he also is a very good artist at some point, 

Wends probably haves more ideas for buying stuff but she is very good at writing stories, so she writes their own books for her BF’s

while San loves self-made stuff. like writing poems & songs

who gets up first in the morning

For some time it was Stan for walking Sparky in the morning

but after getting together with Wends and Kyle he studies til late at night.

Now Wendy gets up first for doing some kind of work-out like jogging

Kyle gets up 2nd for ready the newspaper and a healthy breakfast

Stan sleeps like 10minutes before class 

who suggests new things in bed

They all do. 

Wends is the most confident one when it gets to new stuff 

but Kyle & Stan sometimes request new stuff too

even when they are embarrassed as hell.

who cries at movies

Stan

Wends

Kyle

who gives unprompted massages

Kyle gives them everyday to Wends and Stan

Wends first Cheerleader training, later wearing a binder

Stan first Football training later for carrying a heavy Backkpack (he carries like 2 or 3 1,5l bottles every day)

who fusses over the other when they’re sick

They all do.

who gets jealous easiest

Kyle!

He was the last person that got into that relationship and felt like a third wheel for a long time

not to mention that Wends & Stan are pretty handsome poeple, so he sees danger everywhere 

For Stan in - Clyde,Gary, Kenny & Craig (even when he haves tweek and not to mention every straight girl ever)

For Wends - Token, Bebe, Red Kenny(because kenny is a freaking player)

Of course there is nothing to worry about! :)

who has the most embarrassing taste in music

Wends haves a really big Soft spot for 90′s music and the early 2000′s

Like the spice girls, cher and Shania Twain! (that fact is 1:1 from me! :D)

who collects something unusual

Idk. Stan, because of his old Compulsive hoarding?

who takes the longest to get ready

Kyle

he is pretty uncertain about his look so he tries everyday to look better.

sometimes even make up so he doesn’t look so pale

Stan sometimes wears make-up around his eyes, like eyeliner or Kajal

who is the most tidy and organised

Wends. They hates chaos.

who gets most excited about the holidays

Wends is still pretty close to her family even after comming out as genderfluid and poly

kyle is still kind of sad he doesnt celebrate christmas with both of his partners but not as bad as the was as a kid.

Stan just wants them to be over, beause he doesn’t feel good around his toxic dad. he loves his mom but he rather spends them at wends place.

who is the big spoon/little spoon

Stan is sleeping in the middle, most of the time, while the other 2 spoon him.

Stan - big spoon / Wends - little spoon

Kyle - big spoon / Wends - little spoon

Kyle - big spoon / Stan - little spoon

sometimes the guys sleeps with their head on Wends chest (not at the same time ofc.)

who gets most competitive when playing games and/or sports

Video games - Wends

Sport - Kyle

who starts the most arguments

it depents on the topic

Stan - Animal Rights

Wends - Woman rights

Kyle - Human rights

who suggests that they buy a pet

Stan.

He wants as many as possible

he also wants so many adopt out of animal shelters

what couple traditions they have

oh gosh. where do i start?

When they go out (outside of south park) Stan is the one who wears the dress!

Sorry i can’t think of any better atm. I’ll add some better soon. 

what tv shows they watch together

Steven Universe, Shaolin WuZang, Riverdale, terrance and phillip.

Marvel & DC movies

Disney / DreamWorks

Miraculous Ladybug

like everything else

what other couple they hang out with

David & Nichole

Karen & Ike (support them even if the have an age gap)

Bebe & Red

and some other of their friends.

how they spend time together as a couple

Locked up in their rooms, playing video games, watching movies and so much more

who made the first move

Wends! They did a lot of re-search and was the one who bought up the topic of being poly.

who brings flowers home

Kyle. 

He loves the different meaning of flowers and brings different flowers 

who is the best cook

At first it was wends but after some time it was kyle

he spends a lot of time with David & nichole which are amazing cooks.