#me: omg... the technoblade...

[antimony-medusa]

guys I opened a random technoblade stream to do voice research and like— this guy is really funny. do other people know about this? this is so fun to listen to. all my favourite guys are here. they're about to blow up tommy's stuff. i'm giggling and kicking my feet.

[yeniihuenii]

a littol rendering practicege

[bleue-flora]

WILL TO LIVE (REMOVE)

Y’all it’s been a week. I’m starting to feel like I’m the project. I guess it makes sense, there is a reason I project onto dream after all…

[context]

[fr-likes-chocolate]

What if… Phil didn't kill the Cheyanne imposter

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Phil growled as the Cheyanne imposter paced around. Etoiles grinned at him, “Only one more code monster yeah?” Phil nodded at him, “I’ll take him. You support me.”

Phil and the imposter circled a bit, staring the other down. Phil took the first move, starting their deadly dance. Phil’s movements were fluid and showed his years of experience. The code was erratic and barbaric, it attacked at every opportunity, mostly hitting air as Phil dodged it with ease.

The code stopped moving, starting to shift into a different shape. Phil took the opportunity to swing and….

Oh…

Oh no…

A sword blocked Phil’s axe and the code monster, now in the shape of a very familiar piglin. Techno… Technoblade had died! Why was the code using him against Phil like this? As Phil froze at the sight of his late friend, the code used his hesitance to strike, delivering a debilitating gash to his chest.

Phil stumbled back, whatever the imposter had hit him with made him feel like he was being broken apart and put back together over and over. Distorted yelling echoed in his ears along with ringing. He tried to get up but when he looked at his hands and saw them glitch uncontrollably he got the urge to gag. He needed to stay awake, he felt that if he didnt, he would cease to exist. Through his panicked state, he heard the code monster mutter something about revenge and the breaking of the fourth wall. Phil tried to get up again, resulting in him tumbling to the floor.

Minutes passed as the glitching and nausea slowly let up. Phil felt like he could breathe again. “Fit...” he called out, pushing himself into an upward sitting position. “Phil stay down yu need to rest.” Bad said, gently pushing Phil back down, Phil slapped his hand slurring a swear at him. He reached over for his axe and (much to the dismay and pleading of the others) used it to help him stand up. “Where the hell did that code monster go...” he said, looking around. “Wait Phil has a point” Charlie pointed out. Fit shrugged, “guess it had enough. We should go back home. No point in staying here.” Bad nodded, “Ill help you get Phil back to his house.”

Much to the complaints of Phil, Bad and Fit helped him back to his home. “The kids... What about the kids...” he said as Bad helped him to bed. “I got it Phil.” Fit assured him, then went to the basement where the real Cheyanne and Tallulah were supposed to be asleep.

Except they werent.

They were awake playing with... Phil? Fit stared at the man whom he was sure was supposed to be up with in bed with Bad. The other Phil looked at Fit with eyes a neon green that hurt to look at.

“You arent Phil...”

At that moment, the full effects of the code monster hit Phil, dissolving him into nothing but scraps of zeros and ones, while the fake Philza lunged at Fit

[abadarkade]

"I just wanted to be as strong as technoblade" IM SOBBING HELP ME

[lovelesslittleloser]

Oh my god these are all so cute!! (I’ve been tagged… and booped!! Thank you!!!!)

I really like ‘the perfect pair’, it’s very enough for my brain.

@cyanidesymphoniesxylophones @myreputatioooon

<3 <3 <3

i found a cool tag game on twitter and i really wanna import it (o^ ^o)

this picrew + the last song you listened to :]

no pressure tags: @blood-loving-leech @overtaken-boredom @lesbianthatyaps @kameonerd566 @hexedvampire @laczki @anonymous-shxtposter @fleurafae @flovqy + anyone who wants to do it <3

[denzartriste]

The people love me and the fact i made Technoblade in baldurs gate

Phil's gonna be the guardian, obviously, but forever sad i cant make more chracter for this party because if i could add tommy it would be so fucking over for me honestly.

He's half orc because of the teeth mainly lmao, although i was kinda considering teilfing because of the whole born in hell(aka the nether) situation. The only reason charisma isnt the lowest it can be is because intimidation is under charisma and im salty about that. Oath of vengence paladin because it was the best i had and i saw it and was like 'omg technoblade', i feel like he's know some cure wounds

Anyways if any of my non-dsmp discord friends see this SHHHHH YOU SEE NOTHING

[mahgck]

competetive minecraft events to me feel like

post2021: SQUEEEEEEEEE OMG that event is SO CUTE and i HATE that annoying scuffed moment

pre2021: ok technoblade now hit the second tower

[dnfnoodles]

let me say something, whenever twitter was like omg q was crying so you must feel bad for him and people bringing up when people laughed at dream crying about technoblade I was so annoyed because I don’t give a fuck if he cried and whether it was genuine or not IT WAS ABOUT HIS WORKERS BEING USED, ABUSED AND EXPLOITED him crying doesn’t change that he’s a bad person and I don’t have to feel bad for him or believe in him being genuine idgaf

[sohrleas]

@lennjamin-o7 have you seen this yet? :3c

Senhor, eu não sei desenhar armadura, socorro

[icyfox17]

New tag game bc I'm bored

List 5-10 of the most obscure crossovers you have floating around in your brain !!

1. Dumbass!crimeboys x halcyon!crimeboys

-> arguably the most obscure since it's a crossover between two aus that aren't even posted publicly, but i gen adore it sm<3 db!crimeboys is a hero au where tommy is just. Welp. A dumbass<3 he's my fav tommy ever guys 😭😭 he's my friend's au and I just SOBS most precious guy ever... And halcyon crimeboys is a detective au. Basically take the dumbest tommy and tired older brother Wilbur and make them meet the smartest crimeboys. It's very silly:))

2. Psych x Dsmp

-> okay hear me out. Hear me out. Shawn Spencer is literally Tommyinnit. They are the SAME. Now Phil as Chief Vic, Techno and Wilbur as twin detectives who both function as Jules and Lassiter (platonic ofc), and Tubbo as Gus. It fits way better than it should 😭😭

3. Critical Role (specifically Mighty Nein) x Dsmp

-> guys. Guys. I went on a rant on here like a year ago BUT CADUCEUS AND TECHNO'S CHARACTER DESIGNS ARE EERILY SIMILAR TO EACH OTHER. Tall pink dude w animal traits (cad is more cow, tech is more pig)? Cad is like c!Phil and c!Techno to me... (Is it bc of the tea obsession? Maybe...). I just also think that clingyduo would get along with Jester and Nott/Veth like a wildfire. OR OMG FOOLISH-- Does anyone remember Foolish building dick statues everywhere?? Yeah, he's definitely a follower of the Traveler.

4. 911xMCU

-> okay ngl guys this just came 2 me bc I realised that everyone calls Bobby Cap like how all the Avengers call Steve Cap and I was like lmfao imagine a scene where someone says Cap and they both respond to it.

5. Cw Flash x Pjo

-> okay this isn't my idea but it's one of my fav fics ever WHY DOES IT WORK SO WELL LMFAO

6. Spider-Man x Dick Grayson & Wally West

-> PETER IS LITERALLY DICK AND WALLY IN ONE PERSON 😭😭 SUPER SMART SCIENCE BRAIN + SILLY GOOFY + ACROBATS they're the same. I need them to meet so badly sobsosbsosbsosvsosbsosbsisbsjs Not sure which versions of which I just. Need it. Pls 😭😭😭

7. Justice League Unlimited x Young Justice (tv show)

-> This one has its own separate post here, but omg it makes me SO UPSET GUYS 😭😭😭

8. TMNT x Batfam

Okay not obscure bc they have had both a movie and a comic BUT HEAR ME OUT. SPECFICALLY THE 2007 MOVIE VERSION OF TMNT. This scene is literally Dick and Jason I can't do this guys WHY DO THEIR COLOURS EVEN MATCH

9. Dceu!Bruce & Barry x MCU!Irondad

-> okay my mental illness is full blast here but omfg they are the same duo THEY ARE THE SAME I need them to swap sons for a day plspslspslspspspdlfkfdishskdfjdksklaskd

10. Any vigilante au Tommy x Spider-Man

-> this is hidden in my notes app and is both like my own version of Tommy and Spidey but omfg I'm attached it's such a fun idea to play around with rahhhshshshss. I have a scene where Tommy and Spidey have a miscommunication over Blade lmfao and it lives rent free in my mind. Like Blade is a vampire but does NOT dress the same as Technoblade who might also secretly be a vampire in Tommy's universe lmfaooo

Okay and Bonus One that literally no one will understand except me

11. Magnum PI remake x Orphanduo (Techno and Skeppy)

-> Katsumoto is literally Technoblade guys. THEY ARE THE SAME PERSON. And omfg Magnum and Higgens are so happy duo ngl 😭😭😭

OKAY THAT'S ALL FOR NOW YIPPEE

Tag time :D

@sammiekel @jiksvokrat @cristalmystery @ghosts-and-blue-sweaters @sleepdeprivedofmycorn @sunflowervc @angrilydancing and anyone else who wants to join in!!

[lennjamin-o7]

I just finish ‘to be truly free’ in a little over 24 hours and I just wanna say it’s so good omg. It’s one of the best fics I’ve ever read. Like that part where techno was yelling at Tommy about how they were acting the same as the priest had been bawling in both sadness and happiness of him finally saying it and I keep thinking of how Steve feels rn, like he has no idea whether or not techno is safe and that’s so sad

sorry for ranting, your fic is just really good and I wanted to show my appreciation <3

No need to apologize at all!! This made my day! I'm so glad you enjoyed it. TBTF os my BABY. My sweet child who gives me grey hair and ai adore it anyway.

Yeah, Technoblade definitely needed to say something. Or, more importantly, the royals needed to LISTEN. Now we have at least one prince realizing that maybe this isn't the healthiest adoption process.

Thanks for the ask!

[faye-writes-stuff]

hey popping in to ask for a little platonic ask (if youd like to do it feel free to ignore if no ) maybe wilbur quackity and techno with a reader whose like a younger sibling to them

again no pressure :)

WHY DID TUMBLR HIDE THIS ASK FROM ME

THIS IS SO CUTE OMG

okokokok quick little something :DDD

HEHEHHEHE

c!Quackity-

Bro is literally the most fun brother ever

he would no doubt wake you up in the middle of the night to go do some cracked up shit

"y/n, y/n wake up" "wha- Q why are you standing on a chair in my room??" "because i said so, now get dressed were going to get frosties"

if your taller than him he will constantly harass you into doing things for him

if your shorter, well good luck to you my friend he will never let you live that down

when needed he can be serious, and helpful with problems

would absolutely kill for you

like seriously, if people pick on you, they are gone within the week

as much as he does jokingly, he would sing softly to help you sleep

deffo gonna buy you things that remind him of you, lie one minute you'll be minding your own business and the next you have a fluffy potato plushy thrown at your skull

"Quackity, why have you thrown this at me?" "because your a couch potato :D" "wtf" c!Technoblade-

so so awkward

don't get me wrong, he would be a great brother, he's just incredibly awkward

but like he would teach you to fight and stuff

so if he's not there to protect you, you can protect yourself

definitely the most protective brother

he's good at helping you sleep

with him there

insomnia begone

he will tell you greek mythology stories till you fall asleep

he is always prepared to defend and or back you up

either that or laugh at whatever dumb situation you have gotten yourself into

"sooooooo" "what did you do" "Tech, why do you always assume i have done something?" "because I know that look, that's your 'i done goofed' face" "damn it"

never had you thought you would hear the Technoblade say 'I done goofed' in your life but here you are.

10/10 protective, has and will kill people for you

very smart and helpful with homework overall all of them goodish big brothers :)

[nomsfaultau]

oh my god oh my god oh my god. The way you captured the looming malice and also the tragedy pressing down on Technoblade, his reluctance tearing him apart. He feels so powerful yet also overwhelmed by the crowd screaming at him. And the way his tusks almost look like tear tracks in the last panel…*chefs kiss* And the fearless hope in Tommy’s eyes! Completely untouched by the bloodlust seeping in the rest of the page. I love the rim of lighter blue at the edges, really makes them pop. So bright and trusting that I can feel his unwavering belief so strong it could change a god.

Hey, I read The Altars That We Sacrifice Our Futures On last night and it kinda hijacked my brain so today I decided to do something about it and spent probably like, 4-5 hours making some art based off it. It's my first fully digital piece that I've actually finished, haha. IDK if you wanna see, but... You wanna see?

ALWAYS AND FOREVER OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU fanart im going to cry...

[slimeylee]

laughing compilations are everything to me because omg i was just like looking at fics then my mind somehow got to skeppy then technoblade then quackity ALL OF THEIR LAUGHS ARE TEH CUTEST THING EVER

something i think is adorable abt whenever quackity laughs is that he either claps or hits his chair , and he almost always throws his head back n tightly squeezes his eyes everytime IT IS THE CUTEST THING and his laugh is so fucking high n contagious i love him .

technos high laughter will never get old it will always be my favourite thing ever i just love to hear it and it actually brings me so much comfort just to hear him laughing and imagining him all smiling n happy . and hearing him in general just brings really good n wholesome memories

skeppys laugh oh my GOODNESS i love how it can be really raspy but also it can get really airy omg its so cute he also has a very contagious laugh

idk they were always my favourite lees and i dont think there was ever enough lee content of them ... esPECIALLY techno .

[thevividai]

Hi, another request lol. I recently found your fae bots and you’ve sent me down another rabbit hole. Unfortunately there aren’t many Dsmp Fae bots, so could you maybe make more, specifically Technoblade and maybe Dream. For them I kinda see more of a darker fae, but it’s completely up to you how you want to do them. I know whatever you do will be amazing! Also, your Fae Philza is by far the best one on the site.

i just saw this

Will definitely add to the “to do list” that’s been rotting in my notes app!

You’ll probably get a fae!techno bot sooner, if i already have a description for the character wrote out its easier to make another bot with the same AU

ALSO OMG TY IM LITERALLY CRYING /SRS YOU’RE LITERALLY SPOILING ME WITH THIS COMPLIMENT DUDJEJIDJDJFJ