#me: WHY

[aka-indulgence]

Me: doodling in public

Someone: you should make NFTs

Me:

[silverraes]

graphic design is my passion

[kawaiichibiart]

I'm not even gonna watch the special and the spoilers bug me for one reason and one reason alone:

THEY LET CLAW NOIR KEEP HIS HAIRSTYLE AFTERWARDS JUST BLOND AND NO SHAVED AREA, BUT SHADYBUG HAD TO GO BACK TO HER FUCKING PIGTAILS?! LET HER KEEP THE BUNS, THEY WERE PART OF THE REASON I LOVED HER DESIGN!! "OH SHE STILL HAS A RED STREAK-" I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE RED STREAK FROM MINI NATHALIE 2.0! THE BUNS. THE BUNS WERE WHAT MADE THE WHOLE HAIRSTYLE WORK BETTER NOT THE GODDAMN STREAK

FUCK

[queerb]

No one:

Me this morning, for some reason: WE'LL BE OUT THERE, CARRYIN' THE BANNER THROUGH IT AAAAALL--

[powdermelonkeg]

Why are we ruled by kindergartners

[kn96artworks]

Gai in a wedding dress

[sadclowncentral]

shoutout to the guy who after unsuccessfully hitting on my sister and being politely declined asked her "is it okay if i ask your brother instead" and when she said yes gave me a long and searching look before sighing and going "no. i am not drunk enough to go for a dude. but you look like an angel" happy bisexual pride to this man and this man only. hope you figure it out soon king

[squidflavoredsoup]

he just appeared in my house

wouldn’t let me go downstairs to eat

got upstairs won’t get out from under my bed

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[almondpiglet]

ppl were drawing mikus from all over so heres habesha miku and her lil twin sibs rin and len!!

[hjartasalt]

One time I was working as a waiter at a burger joint where the fries were tossed in salt and coriander and as I was bringing food over to the table for these two huge beefy guys one of them asks what the green stuff is so I go "it's coriander" and his friend goes very seriously "he can't have coriander" and I'm thinking shit ok maybe he's allergic and guy 1 starts pulling up his sleeve to show me something and I'm thinking shit shit shit he's probably breaking out in hives rn and it's my fault but he just shows me his arm and he has this huge cursive font tattoo that just says "I fucking hate coriander"

[aropride]

interaction i have with shocking regularity is when someone’s complaining abt someone they know and theyre like “ughh they’re 21 and dont have a job and refuse to learn to drive” and then they remember who they’re talking to (me. 21 cant work cant drive) and go like

[thelaurenshippen]

watching bridgerton and obviously there were a lot of things wrong with the way socializing has worked in the past, but honestly the idea of a "calling hour" is so appealing. office hours for friendship. you can show up unannounced at my home between 1 and 3pm. you must leave by 3pm. I may give you a pastry. lets bring that back

[clickityweasel]

had a real life "and everybody clapped" moment and im still reeling. spent the rest of the ride comparing butterfly pics with the old lady next to me trying to identify it

[atalana]

the curse of adhd:

i will remember with absolute clarity, when the thought strikes me that i have a text to send someone, that this is the fourth time in three days i've attempted to send this specific text

i will forget, in the time it takes me to pick up my phone, that i picked it up intending to send a text

[virtualplushy]

silliness and sincerity are not opposites btw. they are married. bisexually