#me: *wheezing* fUCJ

[stars-and-the-min]

☆ the wrong way to hard launch (17) | OP81

summary : oscar's girlfriend is a walking pr problem for literally everyone (including herself) social media au

pairing : oscar piastri x zhou!fem!singer!oc

a/n as it turns out, life is better with people you love

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selinabui EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK ↳ lukaszhang @.selinabui ohhhh this is too much fun ahaha ↳ eb_jonno @lukaszhang YOU KNEW??? ↳ lukaszhang @eb_jonno NO I WON A BET ↳ selinabui @lukaszhang can we... can we talk this out 🥹

eb_jonno @.selinabui @lukaszhang hang on if none of us knew... who took those pictures??? ↳ emptybottlesbar @eb_jonno 👋 ↳ eb_jonno @emptybottlesbar admin i thought we were friends

2cami4lina no fucking way they decided to hard launch on a random monday after a show??? i can't decide if oscalina or this was more unexpected

zhouguanyu24 Congrats! liked by creator ❤️ ↳ selinabui @.zhouguanyu24 DID YOU KNOW?????? ↳ zhouguanyu24 @.selinabui yes

siera_mblanc ijbol not even the rest of the band knew 😭😭😭

emptybottlos bandmates dating and it's NOT kaslina was not on my bingo card ↳ bugeyedfroag @emptybottlos real bands are back June 24

MESSAGES

from the phone of selina bui

from the phone of lukas zhang

TWITTER

pookie piastri @.op81ln4 · 2h OH MY GOD OH MY GOD NEW DRESS!!! IT'S SO SPARKLY AND PRETTY #TMDWorldTour

emme @flowersforcami · 1h I CAN'T FUCJING BREATHE THIS IS A COMEDY SHOW

EB Updates @emptybottles_news · 1h Lina, Kas and Jonny have declared that they're on strike against bandmates Cami and Aidan until further notice (it's a joke but Aidan looks pretty done) ↳ kayla @luna_apocolypse · 50m but not telling your closest mutual friends while on tour together is crazyyy

camilina gfs fr @ drummergf · 9h lost both of them to comphet in the same year 😔 ↳ president linami @ linaminami · 6h you did not just call bi-con selina bui comphet in pride month ↳ cami yang's defence attorney @ camilovve · 7h love cami down (i would go to war for her) but that girl doesn't have an ounce of sapphism in her i fear

liv is SEEING EB LIVE!! @olivielina · 31m i hope stockholm really appreciates the drama bc no other city is going to get lina angstfully serenading cami while aidan glares at her like she's actually seducing his gf

TMD Tour News @EB-TMDTour · 43m The audience encore song for Stockholm N2 was 'This Love' by Maroon 5. This was then followed by 'You Belong With Me' by Taylor Swift without Cami and Aiden #TMDWorldTour ↳ kayla @luna_apocolypse · 40m her dramatic ass i'm wheezing ↳ jules 🌿 @juliiaapxp · 35m the way jonny was so unsubtly looking at kaslina after they finished the first song 😭 he was like 'are we still doing this???' ↳ emme @flowersforcami · 3m ybwm without the drums or bass was an experience for sure

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emptybottles_official Adjö Sweden 👋 Thanks for rocking out with us, hope you have fun messing with us and we'll definitely be seeing you guys again

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siera_mblanc HELP TOO MUCH TALK ABOUT CAMI AND AIDAN THAT WE MISSED THAT LINA DEBUTED A NEW OUTFIT ↳ mrslukaszhang @siera_mblanc who's we? i went catatonic when she came on stage June 25

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selinabui so i did a thing... ms swift i have been obsessed with u ever since the 3rd grade and the fact that u know of my existence has me literally on the floor, i love u so so so much 🫶 make sure to give "my boy only breaks his favorite toys (remix)" a listen 🤍 tagged: taylorswift

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landonorris ok and you didn't think to tell me about this? criminal. i thought we were friends ↳ selinabui @.landonorris i signed an nda 👍

linasgirl4 OH MY GOD UR KIDDING ME WAS THIS WHY U PLAYED YBWM IN STOCKHOLM

oscarpiastri Listening on repeat 🎧 ↳ landonorris @.oscarpiastri Mate, did you know about this? ↳ oscarpiastri @.landonorris I may have been privy 👀 June 29

TWITTER

june @linafesting · 3h i'm dreaming or smth right??? lina feature on a taylor swift track?? ↳ opal @pxastrixxx · 2h it's just a remix lol ↳ june @linafesting · 2h i get to hear both their voices on a song, i've won so hard

kayla @luna_apocolypse · 1h o h it's a sad remix... lina bui how did u make it sadder??? lina bui ur supposed to be in a happy relationship??? lina bui why has it dropped an octave lower??? lina bui i know ur a mezzo-soprano u can hit those notes why are u making it sad 😭

amie <3 @mieflrs · 2h i hate this woman she was probably giggling when she posted her ttpd release day story like 'these bitches have no idea what's coming' ↳ amie <3 @mieflrs · 2h played you belong with me at her latest show as well stfu lina

emme @flowersforcami · 32m don't tell me that sydney n2 errors moment was also an easter egg, blondie i can't with you

🕯️manifesting EB3 🕯️@ linabelles · 2h lina's pen game stays immaculate i need moreeeeee

oscalina real ?! @emptyginbottles · 2h can u imagine being a swiftie and finding out ur teammate's girlfriend collaborated on a song with taylor swift? lando norris i hope ur doing ok ↳ piaa⁸¹ @ papayaeightyone · 2h oscar knowing about it and probably hearing lina's verse before taylor did is unbelievably hilarious to me ↳ pookie piastri @.op81ln4 · 2h oh to be a fly on the wall at the MTC rn 🥹

president linami @ linaminami · 4h quick! who's lina's verse on mbobhft about?? (wrong answers only) ↳ fiona🩷 @fififorlina · 4h thomas micheal howard, tennessee titans running back, player number 24, argue with the wall ↳ president linami @ linaminami · 4h get the fuck out 👉 ↳ amie <3 @mieflrs · 3h christopher yamada and i am right ↳ president linami @ linaminami · 3h ur delusional is what u are ↳ piaa⁸¹ @ papayaeightyone · 2h the kick sauber pit crew ↳ president linami @ linaminami · 1h i laughed YES

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linasgirl4 AHHH MY SHOWS ARE NEXTTTTTT June 30

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TWITTER

Kas 🎸 @EB_KAS · 4h some idiot lost her contacts in spain and is now legally blind ↳ lina !!! @EB_selina · 4h DUDE, SO NOT IT

kay ♡ @ blackcatluna · 1h does anybody have the video of kas and lina in the middle of a random gas station obviously talking about the fact she's lost her contacts bc i need to see it again ↳ lina bui x2 grammy winner @urdaisea · 52m is it the one where he looks like a disappointed father lecturing her ↳ camilina gfs fr @ drummergf · 33m oomf ik what ur talking about. the way kas just STOPS WALKING and stares at her 😭😭😭

lina !!! @EB_selina · 2h lost my contacts, lost at uno, lost my sanity - what else can i lose tonight :) ↳ Aidan Park @EB_Aidan · 2h The attitude, you sore loser. ↳ lina !!! @EB_selina · 2h LISTEN, I KNOW UR CHEATING SOMEHOW

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ceciliapham the polaroids???? oh wait why does it feel like the end we're not even done with the europe leg

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✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:

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[insomnia-productions]

nothing. no gag ever. on this show. will ever top Bill Watkins (6)

i am on the floor

[clandestine-rabbit]

So my mom was gonna post on FB that I dress like she did when she was younger (I guess looking like I have no life?) But i went to fix my beanie and it ended up looking like I was losing and now I'm giggling like an idiot

I'd be the ugliest model legit

[chocosvt]

mood: cha cha-ing away your internalized depression to fall out boy's thnks fr th mmrs

give me a fucking cha cha beat boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bi-demon-ium]

s2 ep4 liveblog!

uh oh !

GOING TO DIE OF ANXIETY ALREADY<3 literally nothing has happened yet

we’re still in the flashbacks/recap and I’m literally like oh im gonna puke oh no oh nooooo

mr benedict…number two….the kids…constance…..sebastian….AAAAAAA

OKAY HERE WE GO

four smelly american kids dlkfgjdfg

“no you speak bad portuguese”

“why would a man spend a sports team to follow you” LDKGJLDKJFG THEY’RE JUST HAVING THIS CONVERSATION AND THE TAXI DRIVER CAN JUST HEAR ALL OF THIS. “revenge is a dish served cold” “agree.” HE CAN JUST HEAR YOU HE CAN JUST HEAR ALL THIS

THE TALK OF KIDNAPPING AND WHISPERER

“we can outsmart anyone” “debatable” “it’s rude to listen in you know” [in Portuguese] “I don’t speak English”

THIS TAXI DRIVER IS SO FUNNY WHAT THE FUCK

i love him. who is he

although i do hope constance ruins him

THEME SONG???? WITH THAT???? GIRL IM BITING YOU.

honestly I thought before this started the taxi driver might be working with curtain (or possibly against him somehow but meh)

but now I think he’s just a little guy<3 a funky man

LEATHER HOLE PUNCH? WHY DO YOU HAVE THESE.

the whole bucket? absolutely not.

no NO NO NO CONSTANCE NO

NO CONSTANCE THAT’S GOING TO BE THE CLUE THEY NEED ISN’T IT

FUCK NO FUCK

also I love constance

I Am Having A Panic Attack

ANYWAY.

I adore constance. glkjfghgh “KATE could have figured that out” mean but funny. I love her

HEY WHY IS IT FREEZING NOO

nooNOONONONO WHY IS IT FREEZING I SWEAR IF I MISS WHOLE MINUTES BECAUSE OF THI—NOOOO I MISSED SOMETHING FUCK

ohh now just skipping to it

WHAMMIED MR BENEDICT ☹(

“your word. now that something” is right where I started which. HUGE OOF.

but also what is he talking about

volcano demonstration,,,,,

oh my god “no price too high” “…to pay for discovery” oh

oh this whole interaction is ominous its so scary im so sad what the fucj

okay now number two is. getting out of the pie truck??? was she let out??? what is hapepening .

also I don’t think this is going to happen but it would be extremely funny if she just ran into the kids. like just out and about.

I love rhonda

LDKJGFLDKJFG SHES LIKE “SHOULD WE JUST FUCKING ABANDON MISS PERUMAL” AND MILLIGANS LIKE MM MAYBE BUT WE ALREADY KNOW SHES GONNA PULL UP IN A STOLEN MOTORCYCLE THIS IS GOING OT BE SO FUNNY

THERE ITI S

I love miss perumal so much

and all of them

I love rhonda just watching all of this

rhonda and miss perumal pairing <33

DID YOU HOTWIRE THIS

THERE ARE THINGS YOU DON’T KNOW ABOUT ME

EX CAR THIEF MISS PERUMAL????????

HYSTERICAL IM WHEEZING.

still extremely mad about the part that I just missed though. I have no idea what happened from constance saying “I don’t cheapen it” to curtain saying “oh, your word. now that is something” and I literally don’t know if that’s a big gap or like almost nothing and its driving me like. mildly insane? anyway

ohhhh the clip we saw

ohhhhhh they’re gonna need the necklace

ohhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooo

still think its very funny sticky calls constances psychicness as unscientific lmao

OH HGLKJFGLHK FLASHBACK

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

“I wish to be free of pointless commands” ohh….

CONSTANCE PUTTING THE FLAME OUT WITH HER FINGER LDKJFGH

oh I love their outfits…rhondas shirt and mr benedicts whole thing especially

rhonda and number two’s interactions ohhhh

SAWING THE CAKE FUCKING WEIRDOS I LOVE THEM

also CONSTANCE’S BIRTHDAY<3

I love hpw she includes people in her li—ADEQUATE CHESS PARTNER AND HE LOOKS SO PLEASED<3

“this is my home” oh

oh… it’s a little shell with a pearl……

“this is slightly ugly” and he looks deeply pleased I love them both

“you sacrificed it. for my bucket” oh,,

“We’re GETTING your locket back”

oh…… Jackson and jillson showing marlon sebastian and paula

also them knowing paula’s name when he didn’t

fglalkdfjglkdgfj “I don’t see the problem” [in unison] “UHHHH???”

“…OR?”

IS HE CURRENTLY IN A GOOD MOOD

THIS IS SO FUNNY

ALSO I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

I ADORE JACKSON AND JILLSON SO MUCH

paula isn’t smiling though. is sebastian still smiling I can’t remember and they’re not showing them again

TAXI DRIVER AGAIN. ;FGKD;LFG KATE AND REYNIE JUST VISIBLY ARGUING WITHIN EYESIGHT

I hope this is part of the plan

very funny if it isn’t

oh is she pretending she stole something

oh are they saying the locket is fake

NOT THE MULTI-TOOL

IS IT GOING TO BE THE MULTI TOOL

I HOPE NOT

dkfgj what is that.

what did they give him help fglhkjfg

also lmao reynie helped run a con<3

SERIOUSLY WHAT DID THEY GIVE HIM

number two why would you go to the police. weren’t you just scolding mr benedict for this kind of stunt

oh is that the irony shes going to be in the position mr benedict was in?

“SOMEONE’S FINALLY AT THE WHEEL” OH?

COMPULSORY OR NOT? THAT IS FUCKED UP WHAT THE FUCK

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN

OHHHH SHES GOING TO TRY AND CALL THE HUOSE AND NO ONE WILL BE THERE…… FUCK

rhonda and miss perumal again on the bike

DLFKFGJD HERE COMES MILLIGAN TRYING TO JUST FUCKING BOOK IT

SIR YOU CANT JUST BOOK IT

PLEASE

they just squint after him hilarious

MILLIGAN. WHAT THE FUCK

MILLIGAN WHAT THE FUCK YOU BEAUTIFUL STRANGE MAN

“you stole the gas” “I left ample compensation and a workman like note” dlgkjfgh

This is slightly ruined by him and miss perumal sharing a smile and I am paranoid again<3 if its nothing then I love this if theyre planning Something then im screaming and biting

ANYWAY

also you know this means he had to rely on that she’d be wearing it, that she’d want to wear it……..

and this is the part from the trailer where they scatter bc curtain’s men showed up dkgfljdgh

as she says that

yep! there they are!

also very funny Jeffers is the head scary one because he’s such a loser and like visibly so

ohhhh hes fighting it I think

oh nooooo

NUMBER TWO’S BACK

LKDJFGLKJDFG you stole a pie truck

dflkgjg no one believed me—yeah I mean what did you expect??

I CALLED MY FAMILY IN LUXENBURG???? YOUR WHAT????

DLKGJLKGJFGH mr benedict: YES :D

“curtan did his thing to you” UH OH

HER FACE GOD HER FACE

GOD IM DYING

FUCK

MY GOD

its worse bc he was fighting it before she got back I think the way he kept going back and forth

and now he cant stop smiling and shes just like oh god oh no

oh yes because them sitting completely catatonic (and not smiling anymore, both of them) is normal and fine

I think it’s especially weird they’re not smiling at all

another one in grim unison

also again im pretty sure that’s still not mr Oshiro

“Do I have a pen?”

fkglhlkfhjfgh palindrome, Germany

HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT STICKY THERE IS NO WAY THAT’S COMMON KNOWLEDGE

burrgurb???? lmao

DLKFGJDKG REYNIE I LOVE YOU

I know we’ve seen the plan shake and bake thing but it’s still funny

oh did they JUST arrive just in time to miss them? fuck

stop being creepy jeepers

SHE TRADED COATS WITH HER?????? DLKFGJDKFGJ

missed high five rip

water polo team and the greys don’t know each other?????? WAIT THE WATER POLO TEAM AREN’T CURTAINS??????? I feel like I should have expected that but

I wonder if it’s martina or garrison

(martina: wlw sports, garrison: red hair idk lkgfjfgh)

I love that constance just constantly attack mode

so it’s probably the water polo team that kidnaps curtain—the surprising foe or whatever?

I love how shes just holding the whistle like that. huge same

OH REYNIE DOZING ON STICKY’S SHOULDER,

more sticky and constance interactions<33

LKJFGHLKJFGHLKJGH

“now. i sleep.” [immediately slumps over] HILARIOUS I LOVE HER.

its gonna cut to him asleep + constance gone in a second isn’t it

oh I thought it’d be a fast cut that’s almost worse

uh oh uh oh uh oh!

gonestance!!!!

[alexandria-is-my-firstname]

Me: "Alright, so in this continuation, Ethan survived the explosion and becomes an extra moldy boi due to what's left of the megamycete residing within Ethan - the megamycete becoming Ethan's heart and Ethan becoming the megamycete's host, kinda like a Venom, Parasyte and Pochita situation,,,"

Friend: *holding chuckle and wheeze*

Me: "What's wrong?"

Friend: *snorts* "the megamycete is called the Black God,,,"

Me: "And?- oh wait oh sh--"

Friend: ",,,AND ETHAN'S A WHITE BREAD!!"

Me and friend:

Me and friend: "BAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH--- oh fucj oh sjsjsjsj,,,"

Me: "Wait,,,"

Friend: "What?"

Me: "D- doe- doesn't that mean,,, Ethan's now,,, a god?"

Me and friend:

Me and friend:

[redxblueihateloveyou]

YOOO!!!! You got me too interested in this one, your last video is so stunning I can't get it out of my head for some reason. Plus the actors, holy shoott I'm so inrigued. I didn't know they were in "bl-ish" suggestive stuff we love. So just wanted to ask is Lee Dong Wook's character some demon or evil ghost or smth there? And is it like VERY scary, can u give me some scale pretty pls? (I'll watch it even if I pee myself, but I just want to be prepared 😂)

LOL the end of the ask got me wheezing. yahaha Moonjo??? No, he's a very much alive human being, just a dentist and a killer lol. He's just very pale and moves smoothly haha. Tho at times there he also sometimes represents like.. the undisclosed desires of Jongwoo's heart so there's that. There was a few fics when he was a shadow monster living under his bed and other stuff like that bc he gives off that impression true, but no. Crazy human he is. Very smooth tho haha

I wanna say it's not, but it all depends on how you watch it I think. Because tbh I think it's mostly about metaphores and hidden meanings stuff and its seen that it was clearly made for those who're into all that shit (like rewatching it actually so greaaat bc its like FUCJ I HAVENT SEEN THIS AND THAT), so if you're also like that, you're probably will just find it highly entertaining. If you know what its based on and into literature or maybe writing you'll love it for sure, bc you won't take it literally, but gonna be very much into the subtext, their characters, interactions and what it leads too. But I also saw those who did watch it literally and I guess it might be scary this way.

My friend, who knows me too well recommended it to me, bc I was on my usual winter holidays social media distancing I take each year not to get to overwhelmed, bc you know I have little to none tolerence to stupidity and these days its even harder, even tiny time spent on twitter or someone sending me some posts can make my heart die a bit, so I take this break to come back all fresh and rested and continue lmao but bc of some work stuff, I was even more pissed at the time and she was like "watch this", and I was like "but u know thats not my genre" and she was like "trust me, its not that" and I always do trust her with this stuff and I was like "fiine ok ofc" haha

And as crazy as it sounds I actually found it quite soothing lol. But then again all watch everything differently, so I can't tell. But if you mean is this the kind of horror thing that leaves you with this unsettling feeling that you also like me don't like than no, its definitely not that, its like a psycological thriller thingy. And Idk it was just hella funny at times to me, bc I was watching it like "I totally felt that" haha. I think most will find lots of things quite relatable there, esp if you're somewhere around Jongwoo's age. It's more of a like gross reality representation with a good twist, when I think most will go like "yeah I get that lmao" in many situations xD Whether its work u hate, dumb ppl that annoy you or close ones who pretend like they care but don't really and are only busy with themselves, etc... (or for example, if you're an artist, but no one believes in you or takes it seriously and the only genuine support u get is from some random stranger lmao). I'd say its more of a metaphor for life in general, than a horror, so its a bit sadly.. hilarious you know. Like your gf couldn't make you feel loved, but a serial killer for a moment could.. its kinda funny. I mean technically its very sad, but also funny.

Plus we all have those moments in life when we wanna watch smth like that when you go like "yeah I thoroughly enjoyed watching him smashing dat idiot's skull, I've had a long week" or like "this dude is dumb, he'll probably go in a trash can in a minute or two" lol. I ofc got all they wanted to say with the whole thing. And in university majoring in literature we've been all over these creations it was inspired from plus its not that hard to understand, but I at the moment was like "you can totally use it as a stress relief too".

It all depends on ppl. Like while I saw some found the meat scene very disturbing, but I was just thinking about the whole meaning behind who liked it, who hated it and who hated that the other liked it the whole circle haha. Instead to me the worst part was the violation of cats, but since the mains were all about loving cats and hating human beings again I was like "my dudes" lmao.

So it all depends on you and how you see things. But honestly I don't think its scary really. Trust me, a person who hates horror films. Thats not it. Also its a kdrama, even if you're sensitive to smth, it's probably gonna be blurred haha.

It's also just fascinating to watch how different ppl watch it. So if you're gonna like it, highly recommend then watch it with someone else too. Bc for example Moonjo's life views (I'm not talking killing, but stuff like "you don't have to tolerate if someone's being an asshole to you", "I'd rather hear the truth than see u pretend", not wasting his time on talking to idiots bc they're not worth it, encoraging following your dream etc) and Jongwoo's desperately trying to get himself to not to rage each time someone was highly annoying, assholish or dumb in the worst possible way was just simply relatable and understandable to me and my sister, and my close friend here said same.

The most hilarious experience was watching it with my mom when I was with them during chrismas holidays, bc by the end realized that she was relating herself to his ex gf the most. Bc of the job situation thing. And my mom she does always talk about her job only and thinks it's more important than others jobs and she also does think that creative professions are silly. And she also found Monjoo hella scary, while we didn't lmao. So it was so funny. I was like "okay, I bet my mom is the normal one probably in this scenario".

My point is its an amazing show. It's not a horror. It's highly entertaining to watch by yourself and with someone too. It's also like... you can interpret it like in your way and see what its gonna say about you haha

Also this fandom is just the most hilarious pit of the greatest memes you can use daily lol

P.S. happy you liked the video <3 *hugs*

[myrfing]

finale arc I'm assuming spoilers for zone 6 and the preceding duties from between zone 5. MAJOR msq spoilers

z1 / z2 / z3 / z4 / z5

- IM HER LITTLE MOGCHAMP

- also uh. everything before that from the last post to now. I think I pulled too fast and urianger skipped his talk text for moen in the aitiascope but that dungeon....papalymo's appearance made wrecked me in an instant

- i am a little sad that livia and ilberd...I just think they've always been shafted by the narrative a bit. i dunno what to think here to be honest. The Guy was funny as hell though they really did give him that second wind they were considering

- and of course. venat.........................screaming crying my old friend

- BRO DON'T CRY IM GONNA FUCKING CRYY

- I know I should not think this way because it is an insane person way of thinking but I'm a little disappointed I did not get my final moments with hydaelyn alone. WHATEVER it's fine again my "loves the scions but is not attached to the scions" disease rears its head

- aww tataru's shop....ALSO BTW TATARU DESUMMON YOUR CARBUNCLE THAT THING HAS BEEN ACROSS THE REALM

- me having mildly indepth thoughts about emmanellain & him being this expac's little side jester clown.

- biggs wedge the ironworks have done EVERYTHING for me already

- ugh my weakness. tail ribbon. the set is beautiful but a little too frou frou for gourd NONETHELESS I will wear it to the end because when else do I wear AFs. also cute ass pld cape but the armor is a little too weirdly shaped thanks to the stupid fucking au ra proportions

- actually (coughing wheezing) these are a little much

- YSHTOLA TAKE ME WITH YOUUU you're the first person i met in the scions so please ferry me to more worlds. also gravely sorry to a certain urianger liker

- DOES AUTOADVANCE KILL PICK OPTIONS NOOO I DIDN TGET TO ANSWER

- i feel like that sad fucked up spongebob. Okay krile i wont

- graha waking up noises Yea Ok Yeagh OKa

- btw is gourd finally getting to retire from the scions SORRY TO SAY THIS IMMEDIATELY AFTER YOUR HEARTFELT SPEECH BUT I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT IT GOOD GOD IVE BEEN WAITING SO LONG

- alpha and omega....I WILL TELL YOU IF I SEE YOUR STAR and i am absolutely cheered up

- bro we did absolutely vilify and suppress the tribes this was naht earned. but it's nice to see their faiths be protectors and shit for once instead of Monster To Kill

- im fucjing laughiinggg at alphinaud's order to launch. also seeing the ship take off was cool. primal fuel gfuel

- By The Fury

- Uh Oh THancr

- WAIT. DRAGON. OMEGA WERE YOU HERE? THE PATTERSN ON THE FLOOR ALSO?

- this place's ambiance is the embodiment of "looking up at the stars"

- ok now that this is definitely the place IM SO FUCKING CRAYXSYSDABFBAYUFAIFHSAGSIGIUAGISAHGUIAGEGURIOGWG FUCKKK

- oh these dragons...somewhere your kind still yet live my bone husk ghost shell friends

- um. boss you killed a child

- lots of wol ):| face here

- estinien literally exists to give dragons somewhat crude pep talks now

- oh my god is the music being added to with each sacrifice or am i crazy

- i cannot fucking believe they are letting me see pieces of the dead worlds meteion spoke of like I cannot express how absolutely stunning and enthralling this is I did not expect that

- with that in mind I am wicked for using this mount here. sorry about falling in love with the megaweapon that obliterated your world

- also the nihilistic cum dudes are cute.

- urianger you dont mean to tell us you're the most suicidal of us in the group right now and thus. okay

- the heat death of the universe is literally okay my guys just make a sandwich. also i feel like them boiling down yshtola to a seeker of knowledge while not mentioning nor giving her an opportunity to speak aloud how she does everything she does out of love is kind of a shame

- also. this is the only place where gourd looks good in cutscenes LMFAOFOAA. he is looking cute in the dead world!

- OMEGA'S HOME

- YOU'RE TELLING ME I CANT FUCK OMEGA?

- i cant believe it. the sidequest where you try to matchmake 2 omicrons and the explode. i had to delete the pic because of the stupid 10 img limit

- im not expressing this properly but I could pretty much die from the adoration. now we kind of have a voice for omega?

- UGHHH HOW CAN THEY DO THE SAME EXACT SHIT OF "THIS ROBOT IS STARTING TO UNDERSTAND BEAUTY AND LIFE" AND IT STILL GETS ME THE SAME WAY. also the graha parallel between the subject of the tree and him I could fucking keel over

- NOO THE GRAHA TOWER BACK SHOT

- graha. anything for you

- ohhh godd Since i woke the tears wont stop fallign

- graha I love you omega I love you.

- the whole fucking thing of each one of them giving their answers to their deepest despairs with love and hope w/e I get it I'm a cornball and I will forever be one

- "the last one to remain" FUCKKKK it hits so hard for gourd lore and.

- you stupid kids stop worrying about ME he'll be fine you're the ones dissipating into aether

- hades not gonna lie im zoning out you're kind of ruining the moment for my ass

- not that i even hate him & his arc has been very good in ew it's just. dude. sorry

- the flowers ruled however i'm good now. hey guys

- nvm. no they aint get out of here

- OH NOW YOU'RE TALKING TO ME ABOUT ALL THE PLACES I WANT TO GO THAT I'VE LOOKED AT MYSELF AND MARKED OVER ON THE MF MAP YEAH I GET IT GET OUT OF HERE DUDE YOU BLEW UP LIKE HALF THE SHARDS WITH EVEN MORE SHIT I'LL GET YOU

- hold up hythlodaeus im busy being stuck up you cannot drop that l pray we meet again in another life shit on me and make me feel like 8 emotions at once

- also I neglected to say this because I was busy rp walking but the walk sequence eviscerated everything that I am

- UGH GOD NOW IT'S GONNA BE ALL LIKE "omg im travelling just like e-s wanted me to" AUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGH I WAS JUST STARTING TO LIKE HIM

- im glad they said "the future you seek is not the past we loved. That is why we fought. And why I lost" though I dont know that gives me closure about many of the thoughts I had about the ascians in general

- my god. after 5 or some nebulous amount of days I'm here

- im sorry alphinaud i will continue to be judgmental until I die but nor do I think it is exclusive to understanding or connecting to these stories

- YAAAY YSHTOLA VALIDATING ANOTHER OLD THING I KEPT SCREAMING ABOUT WITH HER TALK TEXT

- this dungeon is the coolest fucking thing on earth

- THE NECROSIS DEBUFF IS THE COOLEST SHIT EVER? I KNOW IT'S JUST A DOOM BUT OK HEARTBEATS EXCITE ME

- bro america

- im having my are you fucking kidding me moment in the game where im just astounded laughing

- ok the paradise one is. FOR THEEEEEE RECORD THE WHOLE DUNGEON IS VERY COOL AND ME SAYING THIS DOESNT MEAN A THING ABOUT HOW COOL I THINK IT WAS but i wonder if that's implying...that...the calamities were good for hydaelyn/etheirys because they essentially reset progress lmfao.

- god after I was like I will NEVERRR let graha tank for me because he's my senior cat bones.

- but I love the wol so much. it's stupid

- she hit gourd with her huge balls and now is threatening to give him erectile dysfunction so much so wrong

- oh right zenos LOOOLLL what you got for me dude <- forgot even though I was like that slow clank clank up the steps is totally zenos

- THIS IS SO FUNNYYYYY OKAY....

- oh my god I did NOT expect to 1st pull that but we had other ressers. the whole difference. that is the first time in a long time that i've straight up lost my gcd roll for a protracted time trying to not die in a normal trial

- im gonna cry man the wol is such a warm person.

- "you only need wish to see them again" sort of stuff going in for the 278328392th kill I see

- also I just want to say that like the entire. time. gourd's philosophy had a bit like "if I die someone stronger will grow in my place" and that's FLAWED of course but the whole idea of the. Everything i. <-speachless

- tabbing out at zenos LMFAOAOOAOA

- clever of them to use gamer zenos to pose the 4th wall dancing question

- bro I always wanted to kill you you did not need to spend all that time moping I would have given you exactly what you wanted for my sake

- it is SOOOO funny picking the angry option because gourd would not care about his questions. good god anger gourd

- ok I was about to roll my eyes because the fight was boring and slow on sch and I was like omfg do we have to chew through 5+ lives of this but the dropping the weapons and just beating each other to death is absolutely one of the best things to have ever come out of this whole narrative thread. also gourd you can heal yourself wtf

- gourd looks like the knife cat when he's sheepish. hi scions love you a lot please don't look at me

- i like to think the people back on hydaelyn/etheriys (IM STILL GOING TO CALL IT HYDAELYN WTF) were just bbqing waiting for everyone's return

- im going to miss you so much hydaelyn wtf. i'm forever hers

- YES GOURD SCIONLESS SORRY THIS SOUNDS HEARTLESS AFTER ALL THAT BUT FINALLY

- ephemie's continuing her travels ougfhhh!! and the roe sibs are going home for a bit...AUGHH F'LHAMINN I WILL. i miss minfilia i really wish we got to be better friends with her and that she could have been there at the end

- ALIANNE AND ISILDAURE I CANT EVEN SAY HOW GLAD I AM THEY MADE IT TO THE END THEYRE THE OG GRANPDA AND GRANDAUGHTER DUO and they're going to the hot springs with homei this rules

- riol come adventure with me a while he ha. and v'mah where is that hyur boy of yours. also im kind of disappointed for real arenvald isnt here i know role quests but that doesnt mean he couldnt have. w/e he's my favorite scion

- AENOR LMFAOOOOOOOOO NOT TO BE VULGAR BUT THAT'S WHAT [redacted]

- hoary and coultenet...will you both b off to corvos. take me with you

- ohhhhh <- emotional

- OK SO THATS WHERE THE BALDESION THING WAS GOING GL GRAHA KRILE! i wish to join you for that, too

- graha I will ALWAYS ALWAYS want you with me

- obviously i dont get to decide this but the twins do not need to feel guilt over what happened. and i mean it is natural to but the whole shit is like. man

- went into the solar for the last time....argh okay. im already missing it

- YES YES YES YES YES ARGOS AND VENAT MINION ALL I WANTED

- ELDIIB

[goddess-aelin]

7x07 thoughts:

-Gabriel is SO HOT fuck

-sanctum sanctum sanctum blah blah blah

-ok at least we got acknowledgement of how fucked up it was to put the flame in madi

-oh god I’m going to throw the fuck up

-why. What is the point. Why do they make me fucking watch this with my own two damn ass eyes. I need to go do a saline rinse to cleanse this garbage from my eyes brb

-I take great pleasure in knowing that bellamys hair really looked like that the first time they kissed. Side note: whoever thought that hair was a good idea should be FIRED what thee fuck

-octavia calling e.choke family? LMAO. Bitch since WHEN. Tellin stories to Hope on the reg of how much she hated you and how ridiculous you were? But now we’re FaMiLY

-FINALLY got some acknowledgement of how fucked up it was for octavia to beat bellamy! Now only if she could apologize to him directly for that.

-look who it is...Nicky BANG BANG lmao

-mention tallies:

l/xa mentions: 56722

Lincoln mentions: 5

Wells mentions: 0

-jr Bourne as sheidheda is honestly funny. Like he’s so good but sheidheda as a character is laughable

-anyway where is clarke? Don’t you know shes the key?

-ok diyoza/hope fight yassss

-LAMIOOOOOOO IM WHEEZING

-THIS FUCJING SCENE YOU KNOW THE ONE

-OH GOD DO THEY THINK SHES SUPPOSED TO LOOK EPIC AND BADASS

-SHE LOOKS FUCKING STUPID AS HELL LMAO OMG bless you anders for being like what the fuck girl.

-Nelson you dummy

-idk I know people would rather Clarke fell to her knees but I really feel like that scene was enough. Falling to the knees might’ve been cheesy and I’m hoping we get some kind of crying or something in the future.

-look at you, anders, smiling while power walking and doing praise hands in your sassy little dress.

-*whispers* the key

-wow. Such shock. Really didn’t see this coming, Bill cadogan.

Overall: LMAO. Tbh I was laughing half this ep. directing? Great! The storyline is just so laughable at this point tho, no disrespect to the writer. Like what even is going on. I don’t care a bit about half of these characters! Most of them are new. And then there are these moments where they’re trying to be legitimately serious and epic and it’s just HILARIOUS. What even the fuck was that entire e/cho thing? Literally what? Not only did she look like she was being exorcised when crying but she also reminded me of Gollum from LOTR when she was sitting with her back turned, carving up her face and whispering to herself. Please do us a favor and be gone. I wasn’t interested in the cadogan story then and I’m not now. I really wish they’d do new stuff and not continuously tell us that there closing a specific storyline only to have it all relate back later. How are casual fans understanding any of this? I really need to come to tumblr to have everything explained to me. Imagine watching as it airs, never rewatching the show, and then coming into season 7? Wow. It’s a completely different show than before. Not in a good way either. Meh

Also, where the fuck is clarke. E/choke has had more scenes than she has! And that is a TRAVESTY.

[sharps-after-dark]

I'm fucjing wheezing goddamn u are a freak oml I ca nt-

(( hey man, it's my ocs not me!!

[bakusoftie]

Hii! Could I get a match up? I have long dark hair with ice blue eyes. I either dress in all black or really girly there’s no in between. My personality is: I usually talk a lot but I think about things even more! I’m very insecure on the inside but act tough on the outside bc I don’t want anyone to know how much things affect me. I also make bad jokes on a daily basis and care A LOT for my friends. Idk if this is too random.. but thank you soo much for this❤️

i ship you with...

Dabi

Dabi is Edgelord™️ and he would find it amazing if you dress in all black and leather jackets like him (or even wear his jackeT he will n u t)

but he also fucjing loves your cute, girly look too like no matter how you dress you’re going to give him heart problems

he is basically the same, he is always thinking but he never really shares his thoughts and doesn’t mind if you do the same

you can act all you want but dabi sees right through your tough exterior and he isn’t the best at making you feel better but he tries his best to make you love yourself like he loves you.

your bad, stupid jokes might seem terrible to you but dabi is wHeezing on the inside (he’ll never only get as far as an amused smirk though)

he isn’t a very emotional person but he loves how caring you are of your friends and him. blease love him

[evilscheme]

I'm fucjing wheezing laughing I just saw thebfunniest thing I've ever seen help me

[soukokukills]

the new iwaizumi art has me fucjing clutching my chest wheezing sprinting around my apartment rolling on the floor

[bisexualbeowulf]

Wow summer was awful

I lost two of my closest friends within the span of a fucking week. I spent a month in LA with my overbearing family while taking care of the kids and stressed as fuck over my mom’s health condition and surgery. The fires in the mountain have gotten so much worse and now i’m wheezing all the time. My mom fucking gaslighted me because she knows I’m still stressed over her fucjing surgery. Summer was fucjing shit, come through fall. Have a seat miss autumn. Give me those good fucjing vibes

[beihonglin]

Tell us more about the dream :3

dhsjshjddj my heart still !! stops thinking about it I rly should just look at astro & ruibin fantakens before I go to sleep sweet dreams guaranteed but also i get angry when I wake up & I’m in pain for the rest of the day so rly is it worth it

so my sadass dream self ?? is sitting at my cubicle and on photoshop doing whatever when I hear our receptionist yelling again ???? he screams so much I even dream about it wheezes when ??? I hear him hollering my name and ??? immediately my dream self was like whoop time to Die my anxiety can barely handle people calling me softly in public much less screaming my name across a quiet office ??

hdjsjd okay for context my office is set up so that once you get out of the lifts you immediately see the reception and the receptionist can see you but the rest of the office cubicles are like ?? tucked into the left and right of the reception desk so you can’t see anything & you have to ask for whoever you’re looking for + our receptionist has really strong Small Dick Energy and barks at anyone about literally everything which is Hilarious because I’m working in HR for a rly huge firm so there are people coming in for interviews All The Time (one of my friends ?? her entire job is calling interviewees and registering people who come in for interviews every day) so half the morning we just hear him screaming CAN I HELP YOU at people who come out of the lift I love it

but ye suddenly I ???? dream teleport to the front desk & it’s ????? Ruibin ????????????

and he was in the ip uniform thing but without the blazer and ?? basically this picture ???? and he was smiling rly softly and I was like ????? lordt

and Ian’s ??? grilling him like WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ARE YOU HERE FOR AN INTERVIEW but ruibin just ???? was like hEy I came to pick u up for lunch and ??? Dream Me ????? was so chill ???? and was like ???? sure I’ll go grab my wallet ????? even though our office has a fixed lunch hour so we don’t usually leave whenever we want?? dream logic

and so we get in the lift and it feels like forfucjingever because 1) it’s a dream 2) my office is on like ?? the 37th floor ? also he was ???? Holding ??? my hand ?? and standing rly close ???? and he was saying something about Ian that I don’t rmb but ??? dream me asked him why he suddenly came to get me when he had work too @ dream me bitch what work and he was like nah I just wanted to see you and I ????????????? How did dream me not die on the spot I ???? What the fuck ??????????????

and that’s the story of how I died the moment I woke up fjdkkdkd asleep or awake I’m forever in pain because of ruibin

[captainshyguy]

it’s always such bullshit when het couples fuck me up bc im here like ‘c’mon ur better than this miss me w/ that straight nonsense’ but occasionally one with push thru smh