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Jiang Cheng came to me crying and told me to post this on Tumblr

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I’m waitin for the day Tim releases an album for Trexel 🙏

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something which light yagami is under-appreciated for is his procurement of a lazy girl job. like he’s the head of a department he gutted, actively working to neglect said department into nonexistence. he murdered his manager so he’d have to do less work. he hasn’t done a single helpful task in five years. he’s so useless at his job that an american task force and the mafia want to kill him. and yet all his colleagues praise his efforts and his (nonexistent) work ethic. like yes he’s problematic, i can admit that, but he’s a hero for this okay.

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my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “november 5th 2020” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

me: yeah whatever. i don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw vladimir putin resign

my buddy mutual pacing: destiel is canon in spanish

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iwtv season 7: modern day louis and lestat get legally gay married and then divorce by the season finale

iwtv season 8: lestat finds out louis never officially filed the papers to finalize the divorce despite being the one to start the process. he finds this very sexy and they get back together. season finale lestat finalizes the divorce

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How to draw some meeses. Some cheese bois. Some rodent squadron.

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not normie enough to fit in but not fringe enough to lean into being a freak, worst of both worlds, pure liminality, just the weird coworker, and unrelatable classmate. and your mutual

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I mean surely we all grew up feeling like there was a wrongness inherently deep inside us that will endure for the rest of our lives

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? scientist just discovered something but they dont want to tell us

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sunsets after 7pm now !!!!!!!!!!! we made it guys !!!!!!!!!!!!

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They couldn’t even use a verb as a verb😭😭😭

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light yagami loves making small talk with cashiers. sometimes it is the highlight of his entire day. little social script he can run through to reassure himself he is the number one best at being normal with a person who will never connect with him in any significant way. he is so good at it that the last time he said "thanks, you too!" to a fast food worker wishing him a good meal was six years ago. naturally he also ruins this after he buys the equipment for his little desk bomb because now every time he goes into that store he is thinking of five different ways to excuse his behavior if the cashier starts questioning him on what he did two weeks ago, which makes his smile ability 0.1% worse

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not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

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One of my favorite genres of insane Terminally Online Right Wing posting is *sees a pretty woman* "I am a gay pedophile"