#turned an everyman into a fungal god

[alexandria-is-my-firstname]

Me: "Alright, so in this continuation, Ethan survived the explosion and becomes an extra moldy boi due to what's left of the megamycete residing within Ethan - the megamycete becoming Ethan's heart and Ethan becoming the megamycete's host, kinda like a Venom, Parasyte and Pochita situation,,,"

Friend: *holding chuckle and wheeze*

Me: "What's wrong?"

Friend: *snorts* "the megamycete is called the Black God,,,"

Me: "And?- oh wait oh sh--"

Friend: ",,,AND ETHAN'S A WHITE BREAD!!"

Me and friend:

Me and friend: "BAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH--- oh fucj oh sjsjsjsj,,,"

Me: "Wait,,,"

Friend: "What?"

Me: "D- doe- doesn't that mean,,, Ethan's now,,, a god?"

Me and friend:

Me and friend: