#me: (grabbing popcorn)

[beaulesbian]

Dragon Age: The Veilguard

[matchalovertrait]

Noemí really did try to like Dulce's boyfriend. The truth is that she already had a bad impression of him as soon as she laid eyes on him, but she was determined to stay positive throughout the night. Then, her patience ran out and she learned that Erick and Ángel agreed with her. Noemí's always had a difficult time standing up for herself, but she refuses to let anyone hurt her children! Caruso is not the one for Dulce. He will only hold her back. On the other hand, Dulce believes Noemí is being her usual old-fashioned self. Her mom doesn't understand and she is being totally unfair. Like, get with the times! Take some risks, woman. And honestly? It feels odd trying to be parented this late in life, especially since Ángel was the one who mostly took care of her. However, she loves her family and wants to show them what a good guy Caruso is. He is the way to move forward.

dang that's crazzzzyyyyy:

Transcript

Dulce: Where’s the fish?

Ángel: Girl... there’s no fish.

Dulce: Oh.

Noemí: Mija, are you serious? Why did you bring that idiot to my house? Where’s the respect for your parents?

Dulce: Oh, I see what’s happening. Yeah, it also took time for me to warm up to him, but you’ll end up liking him too! He’s a fun guy.

Erick: [Laughs nervously] I think what we’re more concerned about is... well, he’s not your boyfriend boyfriend, right?

Noemí: He doesn’t seem like the kind of person you should spend a lot of time with. If you’re only using him for funsies, just tell us that. We don’t mind. Don’t let him infiltrate your personal life.

Noemí: Not to mention that he’s an awful influence! He made you get a tattoo.

Ángel: Well that’s a bit dramatic...

Erick: ...I don’t think that’s related whatsoever...

Dulce: [Laughs] Mami! You’re blowing everything out of proportion. It’s just ink, and I chose to get the tattoo. It’s cute.

Dulce: Look, he is my boyfriend boyfriend. He makes me happy and I think we make a good team, just like you and Dad.

Noemí: Is that so?

Dulce: Yeah! I know we can make things right with you guys. I’ll talk to him.

Noemí: Fine. One more chance. That’s all he gets.

Dulce: I understand.

[zazikels]

lmao condal will be like 'noo why do people like d*emon he's not a good guy!!!' but he won't have the balls to make d*emon explicitly be the evil that he is in the book re: b&c lmao.

[tsatsuma69]

oceangate pt.2 electric boogaloo

[whoblewboobear]

I need to know what levels Jace and Porter are I’m begging Brennan pls I need to know for science (fanfic)

[inspiredwriter]

New A-Team from different universes

Obviously, Raphi miscalculated his strength a little and now Donnie is trying to hint to him to remove his hand by patting him on it (No, it’s not Donnie who squeezed Raph’s hand, as you might think at first glance).

༻𓆉○𓆉○𓆉○𓆉๑🤝๑𓆉○𓆉○𓆉○𓆉༺

༻𓆉○𓆉○𓆉○𓆉๑🤝๑𓆉○𓆉○𓆉○𓆉༺

Despite the BIG difference in size and personality, I'm sure these two would get along great. Raph's Bay version is more mature and calmer than 12th and is familiar with such a thing as making plans. Plus Donnie just looks funny next to BIG GUYS (like Leatherhead or a Big Foot🤣🤣)

༻𓆉○𓆉○𓆉○𓆉๑🤝๑𓆉○𓆉○𓆉○𓆉༺

@swagreecrow @neocelticavalon @kawaiibunga @sivy-chan-blog @narwals14 @angelcatlowyn @dai-su-kiss @janet-the-dark-queen @turtle-babe83 @foxflamewarrior @cowabunga-doll @wolfroks @aeempress @androidships007 @iheartchv @raphsmuneca @mcwentfandomtraveling @roxosupreme @thedl2912 @cthonyxa @lordfreg @niphredil-14 @hedgehog-dreamer

[freddycartr]

does anyone have any good simon and hugh fics that are them being domestic?

[thelov3lybookworm]

yall. my parents have recently been obsessed with caramel popcorn and we get it almost like around 3-4 times a month. yesterday we were out and we decided to try mixed flavours, but the dude at the cinema gave us less caramel ones, so my mom was upset.

today my mum was napping and my dad went to get her the damned caramel popcorn so they could have it for their tea time 😭😭😭

if that aint love, idk what is 😭

[frevandrest]

Blérancourt drama: Thérèse Gellé's mother attacks National Guard and tells them to fuck off

I was going through Monar and I found about an incident from 1790 Blérancourt, involving SJ's arch-enemy (from the village), Gellé. Or, more precisely, his wife, Thérèse's mother. It's a small thing but it's sending me so much. Background: Gellé doesn't want to serve in the National Guard because he is a royalist. So a delegation is sent (possibly/probably) by Saint-Just himself to check why he is neglecting his duties.

Monar writes (Google translated; emphasis mine):

At nine o'clock, under the command of Captain Clay-Lefebvre, four men of the National Guard, a cook, a carpenter, a white tanner, and a day laborer, presented themselves with the letter before the Gellé's house. If the social status of the delegation, which was unquestionably quite low in the eyes of a wealthy Notabein, was intended as a provocation, it achieved its goal: Mrs. Gellé stepped out and immediately indulged in such indelicate words against the guardsmen that the expressions in question were only indicated by the first letter in each case in the protocol that was later drawn up. She [...] continued to shout at the National Guardsmen: que son mari la [la garde] monterait pas, n'étant pas fait pour se trouver avec des bandes de canailles, de coquins et de geux comme eux et ceux qui composaient leur f... milice. [her husband won't stand guard, as he was not the kind to find himself among groups of scoundrels, rascals and bandits like them and those who make up their f...(probably "foutu" so "fucking") militia] - translation by @robespapier Having already thrown ashes at the speechless, she finally picked up a stick to strike a blow at the captain, who flinched and drew his rapier.

It ended up with Gellé and his brother appearing and the delegation went back. But! A detailed report was made about the incident by SJ's best friend Victor Thuiller. Which was later used as a proof of Gellé's anti-revolutionary behaviour.

This hilarious (?) anecdote is just one of the many (many many) instances of Blérancourt bickering and drama early in the Revolution. There were a lot of tensions, often at the Gellé vs SJ front (well, royalist vs revolutionary front), and it's so, so interesting to me. I need to make a list of all the incidents and research them in more depth.

But seriously? SJ had a LOT of practice with political bickering before he got to the Convention. But also, since this is a village of 2.5 600 people, it also reads like a total soap opera.

[narwhalandchill]

theres people out there that dont want childe to die bc they like him.

me however. im different. i like childe and i explicitly want this guy to die. and im very specific about the when and how too.

i dont want a forced dumb predictable redemption arc or a self sacrifice. i dont want to see him reform his abysspilled unhinged chaos-sowing ways or break free from his 'twisted fate'. i dont want to see him "learn". i want to see him master foul legacy and witness as he grows stronger and stronger until he reaches his apex as a warrior rivaling the heavens at the peak of his pride and hubris.

i want him to embrace and finally fulfill the destiny the abyss bestowed upon him of being the one to overturn the world at the climax of the story. i want him to rip the tenets holding teyvats heavenly principles and world order apart as he gives gold a run for her money in terms of the utter catastrophe about to unfold if we dont stop him in time. forcing the traveler to face him once and for all as the world lies defeated at his feet just like he promised before. and all throughout this he remains the same gleeful battle maniac as before that sees us as his greatest rival and friend. only caring for the exhilaration of that fated final showdown even as the stakes couldnt be higher bc what does it matter to him? he may be acting as the abyss' chosen champion through the fulfillment of his ambition but for him it always boils down to the thrill of battle and conquest anyway. nothing more, nothing less - so he welcomes us with a smile once more for the last time.

and then i want us to fight him to the death. i want him to die as teyvat public enemy #1 and the final boss and the true manifestation of the world-devouring abyssal deep and the celestial star-whale he awakened at 14. dissolving into and becoming one with the very cosmic dark that made him who he was.

[wwooyology]

y'all this is my sincere apology for what you are about to go through reading the murder house... I am not going to spoil anything bc where's the fun in that, but just know that you might wanna grab your tissues and therapy plushie 🙃

[dizscreams]

GUYSSS IM ACTUALLY FINISHING THE AMBER FIC AND ITS REALLY LONG SO IM SORRY IT WILL NEED A PART TWOOO 😭😭😭 BUT WE CAN ALL BE HAPPY WHEN IM DONE 🫶 part one will be out tmr and part two will hopefully be done soon after that! goodnight :)

[protagonistscum]

"why do you ship them, they're terrible and toxic for each other!"

[patetpluvia]

@lxmitlxss - Envy

In a busy town, it wasn't easy to tell when someone was watching you. Though if one kept their senses sharp, one could swear they can feel eyes fixed on them. Nix was gathering supplies while the boys rested in their room, since it was better that they take a load off. Though she noticed a figure watching her, keeping tabs or simply following. Either way, the silverette wasn't going to lead them straight to where the young alchemists were. So she calmly walked to an empty part of town, a corner of some park. This would be good enough for a quick talk..

"Alright. You can drop the innocent act and get out here where I can see you.. What do you want?"

[robo-milky]

I love Rook in a “please step on me, to even be of use to you is a privilege” kind of way, and I love Epel in a “I want to see you get humbled and your spirits crushed” way. It’s not the same.

[takemetodragonstone]

you ever have a dream that should qualify as a nightmare but in the dream you were dissociating so you didn’t feel the fear, and even looking back on it after you woke up you’re just disturbed but still don’t feel the fear that you think that situation should actually merit? like that should have been a nightmare but instead was just kind of a bad time