#me when there is a minor inconvenience

[meowthiroth]

elder scrolls wiki once again being the funniest website on the planet

[some-pers0n]

[martinsorbit]

a moon who says "I'm gonna kill someone" as a response to minor inconveniences but you never know if he is bluffing or not because theres always a 1% chance that he will actually do it given his track record

[front-facing-pokemon]

[achillean-heartbeat]

The other day i went out with some really unpleasant people (because i had to for a reason) and we stopped at a sports shop where i was able to get a few moments of quiet and the entire time my brain was repeating "neil josten save me" "andrew minyard save me" and when they found me again inside the shop and kept talking to me i wholeheartedly wished kevin day was in front of me right now because i would take him talking about sports over them. Got back home and laughed at myself for the delusional thoughts that arise when im in fight or flight

[strange-scottish-guy]

Seeing a certain group of star wars fans getting so mad about the acolyte because the characters aren't all mostly white straight people and like I love the acolyte but I understand that people will have valid complaints or might just not like it personally and that's fine too but like the people crying woke at everything are making us all look bad like why are you attacking Yord's actor for getting something wrong I would bet money Harrison Ford doesn't know what an Anakin is either and they still love him

Also people saying it's now too political because they saw a lesbian or something as if the original trilogy wasn't at least in part a commentary on the Vietnam War with the small armed insurgency using guerilla warfare tactics to defeat a much larger technologically superior richer empire like I that's not politics then I don't know what is and the less said about the prequels the better at least a quarter of those movies was following the debates and proceeding of a senate with the main villain being a politician

[ssparksflyy]

if you think youre excited for the wicked movie, just know that in another world there is a hazel levesque who is ten times more excited

[thingspeoplesayintoontown]

[ravene]

Blorbo from my book that I haven't finished yets

[xx-thedarklord-xx]

I might just quit my job

[onlineviolence]

I congratulate you on grabbing me by the scruff and dragging me right back into ultrakill. All by pure accident

its all gamaliels fucking fault. i was digging through random ultrakill art out of boredom and Gmail Jumpscare. i am not normal about this goober's lore (/vpos) and the fact he exists just inspired multiple ocs so yeah! i sincerely thank you for your contributions to the way i function

WAUG NO PROBLEM HAVW FUN

[procyo9]

[heartpascal]

me pulling up to your account whenever the slightest inconvenience happens to read every single joel fic

HELP. i cannot tell you how much of a laugh and giggle i had at this image. and you have got me kicking my feet rn you are so kind. i am glad the fics can be of use to you!!! i am truly honoured 🫶

hoping to have something out in the near future for you guys (but mostly you bc of this ask specifically). sending you sm love.

[mazzystar24]

You always think being around babies means they’ll take on YOUR vocabulary not the other way around but alas

[rikan-oo]

> When life became annoying and tiring, the thought that someone else would solve my problems and do my work for me while I just played and ate was easy to imagine, obviously. Like if a chaebol appeared saying “We’re your grandparents,” or if I was hit by a car and the owner was a rich oil prince who’d give me 10 million won in compensation.

Why would you call me out like that?

[rraaaarrl]

fucking hate mother's day