#me too remus me too

[calc1fers]

sirius black coming back from quidditch practice with his hair sweaty and curly around his face and cheeks reddened and his smile makes him glow and remus' knees go weak

[grimst4rs]

sirius: does it hurt? you can hold my hand if it hurts.

remus: *imagining what he and sirius’ fingers would feel like interlinked and how cold his rings would feel against the skin of his hand* uh-huuh

[archangelgabrielxoxo]

I love love LOVE weird loser remus

The Marauders fandom really underestimates just how fucking weird Remus has the potential to be, especially during his first few years at Hogwarts. He was an only child, and thanks to his Lycanthropy, he was basically raised in isolation. So already, he's severely lacking in social skills, not to mention the mental effects of isolation on a child. He probably had vivid imaginary friends and spent a large chunk of his time daydreaming and reading to soothe the loneliness.

I imagine his school nickname "Loopy" was well-earned. Just imagine how awkward and strange he would have been, this 11 year old only child who has never interacted with another child in his life and whose only friends were his (arguably ALSO weird/quirky) parents, attending school for the first time?

[jamessluttythighs]

*Regulus talking to Remus*

Regulus: Honestly Lily has more self respect than I do

Remus: What makes you say that?

Regulus: If James Potter threw himself at me I would’ve folded like a camping chair

Sirius: *is apalled*

[haunting-hufflepuffs-basement]

Genuinely one of my favorite things about the maruaders fandom that is widely agreed upon:

Regulus is trans. Everyone assumes Remus is trans because werewolf behavior can look suspiciously similar to having a period. Shenanigans ensue:

*During 1st Year*

Sirius: *discreetly giving Remus chocolate during his time of the month*

Remus, in his head: HOW DOES HE KNOW? HOW DOES HE KNOW I'M A WEREWOLF? HOW DOES HE KNOW CHOCOLATE HELPS? WHY IS HE NOT SAYING ANYTHING? WHAT IS HAPPENING?

*Quidditch Locker Room*

Marlene: FUCK!

Sirius: What's wrong?

Marlene: I started my period and don't have anything on me!

James, who started carrying extras because he's a mom friend: Oh, here you go.

Marlene: *intensely stares at them* Okay if James carries the tampons and Remus is the one who uses them, why the FUCK is Sirius named Pads???

James: I. . .what?

Sirius: Abort Prongs. There's no right answer to this one.

*During a Study Session*

Regulus: Ugh, I'm so jealous of you sometimes Lupin.

Remus "Low Self-Esteem" Lupin: Why?

Reg: It's just that. . .well, if your mood is any indication, your time of the month is so CONSISTENT! Like, every 28 days like clockwork. You've never had 2 in one month or anything!

Remus, in his head: . . .is. . .is Regulus a werewolf too? Is this how Sirius was so accepting?

Remus out loud: You get it TWICE sometimes, how is that even possible?

Reg: I know right, it's so unfair!

Regulus: . . .

Peter: . . .

Regulus: So is there a REASON you've been stalking me or---

Peter: Are you a werewolf?

Reg: The fuck? No? Why---

Peter: KAY THANKS BYE!

*later*

Remus: oh my God Peter I didn't mean ASK HIM

Peter: Well how the fuck else was I supposed to find out?

Everyone start milking the comedy potential, or I'll have to write it myself! This is a threat! There's enough angst in this fandom, we need more pure comedy fics!

[shampoo-bottle-of-sirius]

Remus: I am VERY upset and nothing can make me feel better

James:

Remus: no.

James:

James: *brings Sirius wearing Remmy's sweater in front of him*

Remus:

Remus: *fighting back a smile* Fuck.

[courfee]

remus is very unimpressed, sirius is very happy :)

based on this post

[mooonyyyy]

no put your clothes back on let’s talk about the gilderat cologne lore and how this is the next rarepair—>popular ship we will see in the marauders fandom

[icedcoffeebabyy]

remus and barty writing in their diary: serving cunt and also hating myself is hard and people don’t talk about it enough.

[threecatsinacoat]

y'all ever think that a little after "The Prank", snape had a little break down in his dorm because the guy who he suspected to be a werewolf, who almost mauled him the night before is literally called "lupin", fucking wolfy mcwolf, is in fact a werewolf and noBODY ELSE SUSPECTS THAT AND NOW HE CAN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT BECAUSE DUMBLEDORE CAN'T RISK TO EXPELL ANYONE FROM GRYFFINDOR

yeah i would have crashed out and laughed manically for hours tbh

[loonyloopylupin96]

[s4phiraaa]

remus “fuck the french” lupin and sirius “if you insist” black

[cndarts]

captain lupin got in trouble

[addsalwayssick]

james potter is the type of guy to never have broken a bone but has come so close to death so many times like tf you doing man

[ricochetyears]

i like my wolfstar dramatic BUT healthy and understanding and kissing gently at the end when it comes to arguing

i like my jegulus dramatic BUT shouting and breaking dishes and making out sloppily at the end when it comes to arguing

am i not okay??? maybe… but if you ask me i am very normal about them

[outromoony]

Sirius's school notebooks would be full of doodles of 'Moony,' 'moons,' and little drawings of full and half moons tucked away on the back pages. The sketches varied—some barely more than a few quick lines, others traced and shaded with a care that hinted at how often his thoughts wandered. James had pointed it out once, teasing him about his "obsession with astronomy." But they both knew the truth that lingered in the curve of every crescent and the shadows of every full moon, hidden where no one else could see.