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a lil' snippet for that truck
It’s quiet inside the truck as they watch Eddie’s car and U-Haul disappear from the street, becoming a small dot until he makes a left and is gone. Buck keeps watching, until a warm hand resting on his thigh brings him back. He looks to the side, soft, patient, warm blue eyes looking at him with care and worry.
“Are you okay?”
“He… He’s gone,” is all he can muster up to say, sighing as he looks back to where Eddie’s car vanished. The hand squeezes his thigh, reassuring, present, grounding.
“He’ll come back,” Tommy’s voice is so certain, Buck is too weak to fight it and not believe him. “They’ll both come back.” The hand from thigh disappears and re-appearing on the back of his neck, fingers caressing his now damp curls from the light drizzle. Buck looks back at the man, his lips curled into a nice, reassuring smile. “Not everyone who leaves is gone forever.”
It's a powerful sentence that makes Buck think it’s not just about Eddie that Tommy is talking about right now. And even though the clear and most recent example is sitting right next to him, he can’t help but also think about Maddie, who left him so many times, but got back every single one, always finding her way back. Sure, he has a long list of people who are gone for good, but the ones who mattered most… They always came back.
#bucktommy#evan 'buck' buckley#tommy kinard#that truck belongs to tommy and no one is telling me otherwise#get on the truck bitches we're clowning again#i'm not gonna write a whole fic on this but i wrote this and wanted to share#9 1 1 fanfiction#9 1 1 fic#tevan
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It’s been a while. Med school has me swamped to high heaven. My lack of RinaJack art will not stop my love for them though. Commissioned the wonderful @yanabeardoodles to draw my bg Rina with Jack. She did her so much justice I’m. Screaming. Forever in love with this piece.
#sunny day jack#swwsdj#sdj jack#sdj fanart#SDJ oc#SDJ commission#not my art#in love#The sheen to the hair#his fucking arms#THEIR EXPRESSIONS!!#Jack’s flush to his cheeks lord he ain’t slick#and Rina mothering as per usual#‘me and the bad bitch I pulled by being a silly little guy’ - Jack#i love them#love this stupid 1980’s clown and his Y2K baddie gf#so Meg x herc coded#something’s wrong with sunny day jack mc#something’s wrong with sunny day jack#sdj mc
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“the kids chose protective mom izzy in the divorce” is literally my new favorite joke to come out of s2 so far I’m utterly obsessed
#Ed haters don’t clown on this post btw this ain’t for you. this is a lighthearted joke from a fellow Ed liker don’t be bitchy in the tags#anyways I’m literally never getting over this concept it’s so funny but also so genuinely sweet to me#like I have never rlly considered izzy as a parental figure at all but it is SO fucking cute and important to me#how protective he is of the crew this season 😭😭#like?? he genuinely risks his life to try and protect them?? he shoots Ed to protect them??? shut up I love him#stern mom izzy is my new favorite thing. so so obsessed#also just. divorce joke hilarious to me. ofc.#he’s taking the kids bitch!!!! he’s getting full custody!!!!!!!#izzy hands#ofmd#ofmd spoilers
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anyway i just find it Interesting how saying "i prefer these two as a platonic pairing" is often considered to be hating on a romantic interpretation of the pair. but saying "i prefer these two as a romantic pairing" is not seen as hating on a platonic interpretation of the pair. almost like fandom as a whole still sees platonic relationships as lesser than romantic relationships. almost like too many fans still think that platonic relationships can't be worth caring about in their own right. almost like fandom tends to be full of amatonormativity.
#eliot posts#bitching about fandom trends in our year of 2025#prompted by spite about a stupid commenter#god just give me the clown nose now#my company NEEDS to get me more regular employment istg#the rest is nice sometimes but i think the current irregular schedule is driving me mildly batty lol#i can't be getting in internet arguments like this#*fuck. 2024. not 2025. lol
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hii hey hi. draw me clownpierce(and branzy if you want hahah. funhouse duo how i miss yiu.) please
these two wanted me DEAD. ON THE FLOOR DEAD. they were NOT in the mood to be drawn but it doesn't matter bc I BEAT THEM. have them now - they're yours 🙏
in other words: the idiots!! the sillies!!!!! this is DEFINITELY canon and it ABSOLUTELY happened - I saw it, I was the minecart of the Ferris Wheel /silly
Thank you for your vote 🙏🙏
#also !!!#premiering both branzy AND clown design pog???#i had to tweak the bad bitch (clown) bc his horns were a PAIN to draw and they Bested Me :((#but it's fine. i can just bring them back later >:)))#anyway#this is a demon painting™#branzycraft#clownpierce#funhouse duo#clownzy#branzypierce#they can't be normal about each other. i doubt there's a meaningful distinction between “duo” and “full-on ship situation” for them lmaoo#branzy fanart#clownpierce fanart#lifesteal smp#lssmp#lifesteal fanart
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felt like a drawing other people's voices mood.
so @itsonlypolite and @everestgale both made comments about their contrarians just refusing to be shipped with the other voices, and turns out mine's the same way. so...
looks like Shena, Comicyle and Clemmie are getting along all fine and dandy and hunky-dory.
bet no one expected this doodle from me, huh? I've voiced my...disdain for Contrarian quite a few times already. nothing to do with his character itself, but more so how hard it is for me to design and write this little fuck. he's making things difficult for me. I do not claim this child and I am not his papa.
back to jail for you, Clementine Contrarian Crossings.
#drew this to get out of a little art block#why him? don't know. blame my brain#i guarantee you the next time i draw contrarian his outfit will look completely different#also. EG i now have extra beef against your contrarian and your contrarian specifically#i was in a mall restaurant at the time of drawing evie's contra#and then. the fuckwad dropped my phone#no really i was like gonna put another stroke on his dinky little mohawk and BAM the phone slipped outta my hand.#clunked onto the floor with a little bounce before landing and grinning at me face-up.#like bitch????? okay????? the game is on????? fuck you and your hair gel i guess#see this is why paranoid gets the boyfriend and you don't.#among several other reasons of course. paranoid is paranoid and contrarian is a clown#slay the princess#stp#stp voices#voice of the contrarian
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real life people can't queerbait. except for misha collins and dreamwastaken. those guys pulled it off somehow
#tommy.post#dream situation#dream negative#idk if this joke has been made before if it has been then sorry </3#anyways we'll stop clowning about this and actually post something soon or whatevr#unfortunately i am a messy petty bitch who loves drama that doesn't involve me and so is everyone here<3#cc.post#cc dream
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Found this old clip in my drafts and this remains the funniest scene from that game
#THE WAY HE JUST SLIDES ACROSS THE ROOM ON HIS FACE KILLS ME#had me crying when I first saw it#I thought about it for the rest of the day too#vergil got bitch slapped across the room by a clown#dmc#devil may cry#dmc vergil#vergil devil may cry#vergil sparda#dmc3#devil may cry 3#devil may shitpost#devil may meme#dmc3 vergil
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what in the lgbt even was this scene (see tags for discussion)
#firstly loki calming mobius down with pie after mobius punched a bitch#he knows him so well#secondly mobius not wanting to return to his timeline because he likes his life at the TVA#let me repeat that#he likes his life with LOKI and he doesnt wanna go back to his timeline in fear of losing him again#loki literally saying 'oh dw bb we all get mad when i got mad i took over a city it happens to everyone'#then mobius being like 'you can do it ur the god of mischief :)'#then loki tilting his head and smiling and sTARING at him like the most smitten idiot ever#call me delulu but that's what i see#omw to put on my clown shoes honk honk#lokius#loki#loki show#loki s2#mobius m mobius#mcu#marvel
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me: finally im able to cope with how much i hate totk and can fuel that energy into other things :)
nintendy: the shiekah tech just dissappeared and no one knows why or cares enough to investigate it lol. lmao. its gone bc the calamity is gone or something even tho it literally isnt bc ganondorf is right there haha lol, stop asking, why do you care. just forget it existed and look at that sexy goatman and glue instead!! glue! isnt that wild?? also its totally a direct, 100% same universe and exact same characters, despite them act totally out of character, sequel to botw-
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#ganondoodles talks#ganondoodles rants#zelda#totk#im just fucking!!!! at my limit!!!!#what the fuck do you mean#the calamity is the equivalent of ganondorfs farts trying to wake himself up and you say lololo is gone so the techs gone#then why do some parts still exist huh???????#fuyking clowns#all the threads leading organically into another game WOOOP NOPE CUT THEM ALL WE DIDNT MEAN TO GIVE IT MEANING LOL#what is ancient energy and whys there a big concetration under these regions including hyrule castle? oh my god is it bc gan is there an-#NOPE forget we ever said that haha lol lmao even#can you really blame me for feeling like im being laughed at#like totk is mocking me bc i care about botw and thought theyd take up the interesting things they set up in it to expand upon???#and no instead they backpedal like oh no we accidentally made it seem interesting quick get the iron out we need to FLATTEN this bitch#and they keep making it WORSE by insisting that its totally 1000% a direct sequel#just fucking say its some alternative bullshit again#i am begging them to let soemone else direct the next game#bc when the guy makes accidentally good lore he needs to immedaitely flatten all the good stuff when it comes to a sequel apparently
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imogen & fearne in c3e81
#critical role#ygifs#imogearne#imogen x fearne#cr3#these bitches will be like I'm gonna massage your shoulders to relax you and I'm like stares at the camera#everytime fearne asks imogen if she’s okay the way her voice is so fragile like girl is not okay!! either or!!!#also like people being like imogen is TERRIBle for MINDREADING meanwhile fearne is like hi imogen you here????? get in here el oh vee ee ??#fearne expresses doubt and imogen says everybody is in love with you fearne and the camera is like stares at me#groon looking at fearne looking at imogen looking back at fearne you can take that right to the clown bank#itfcep
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“How could vi join the people that killed her parents!!”
Probably the same way jinx joined the gang that killed her adoptive family
#people acting like its not just as bad#clowns to the left of me jokers to the right bitch#arcane#vi arcane#jinx arcane#silco is just as horrible as ambessa btw#silco manipulated jinx the same way ambessa is manipulating caitlyn#fuck silco they could never make me like you
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Muppet Elysium
Honestly they're just like miss piggy and Kermit to me.
#tell me kim isn't a Kermit. he plays the straight man but hes the one hanging around with these clowns#and yeah i think harry is a good miss piggy. hysterical and fond of hitting things. a bad bitch.#miss “incredibly sensitive instrument” piggy.#anyway.#disco elysium#harry du bois#kim kitsuragi#peepie art
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People don't draw Fem Buggy as an old woman (as she should be) enough
#buggy being drawn as an pathetic old man with 0 bitches? good. add zillions of wrinkles and just perfect.#NOW GIMME THAT BUT PATHETIC OLD WOMAN BUGGY#STILL 0 BITCHES BUT OOOOLD#total mommy#don't get me wrong i love the way people just silently agreed to fem buggy design#fem buggy has me on the palm of her hand#but i would love to see more fat and wrinkles on her#one piece#op#buggy the clown#fem buggy
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The damn clown messed up my color scheme
not like there was one to begin with
#this took me an embarrassing amount of time to finish this#if you can tell buggy is the worst one#its cuz I did him las and I was kinda over it by then.#mihawk was a stupid doodle to begin with#but accidentally turned out rly good#imma just make a separate post with these bitches in edited cuz the color are crazy different from my og drawing#I talk too much#don’t read these#one piece#dracule mihawk#sir crocodile#buggy the clown#cross guild#one piece fanart#my art
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"MY life has gotten marginally better or been unaffected under the current administration, so give the Democrats YOUR vote"
that's what y'all sound like. fuckin entitled. or do none of y'all actually believe in one person, one vote lol
just say that other people's problems, well-being, stability, and dignity is secondary to your fucking comfort under the status quo.
if things are "better under Biden" for you to such an extent that you feel entitled to other people's fucking votes, I got news for ya — you were probably fine under Trump too 🙃
#all i hear is#give me your vote#GIVE me your vote — and im not talking about from politicians#your ass is so excited to vote for a warmonger and a genocidal liar#which every us president has been to some degree bc that's the real face of america#ok then you and YOUR vote can vote for biden#bitching about leftists abstaining to vote blue this election is just y'all crying over the consequences#of demanding support from the demographics you clearly DO NOT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT#while loudly proclaiming and proving that you do not give a fuck about them lmao#mess#clown brigade#fuck biden#make a real argument please lmao#i have read and heard them all and they always boil down to this fucking bullshit#y'all pretend there's no nuance to ppl not voting this cycle but pretend theres nuance to#vote blue no matter who#lmao ok#i aint even old yet and im too old for this shit
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