#me from the rear

[empressofmankind]

Buggy insists on calling my poor girl carnival-candy themed pet names. She HATES that (and says so). He does it anyway, because her glances like thrown knives probably do it for him. And, like, he's got the emotional maturity of a 12-year-old, so he's absolutely pestering her because he likes her. We're all back in kindergarten, apparently. If she had pigtails, I am sure he'd pull em.

So, I think it's only fair if she starts mispronouncing his name intentionally, the way Luffy does accidentally, with the exact same energy in which he uses the pet names. As payback & to get a rise out of him.

I feel like him and his draconian temper are going to lose this battle.

[meirimerens]

youtube shorts is just tiktok without being on the app the amount of "i'm a [qualification] and [misinformation]" could make one turn their skin inside-out in protest. "i'm a board-certified OB-GYN & it's only been about the last hundred years that women have actually experienced menopause. We didn't live long enough to experience it" how can you be so incredibly wrong about something so integral to your practice. King of the Hittites Hattusilis III was told in 1250 BCE that his sister was too old to reproduce at age 50+. Aristotle wrote in the 4th century BCE that women stopped menstruating between ages 40 to 50, common menopause ages today still. i cannot begin to tell you how 4th century & 1250 BCE don't really count as "the last hundred years" unless that -s is doing a lot of heavy lifting. waiter waiter more misinformation laws.

[theborzoiarebackintown]

Was feeling nostalgic and found these pictures of Charlie from before I got him. 8 weeks and 16 months! A handsome lad!

[skyward-floored]

It’s kind of weird I’m so awkward about admitting I’m a writer, especially since my sister is literally taking a college-equivalent thing to learn how to write and become an author basically. but also maybe it’s not that weird since I just write fanfiction and she’s actually working on an honest to goodness novel

[cecoeur]

Kind of a little bit 🤏🏼 repulsed by the yacht. Like private jet I guess I can rationalize (gross). weekly plane travel for the job…it serves a need and is probably economical for him in the long run. But a yacht serves no purpose but to be a massive lawn ornament. It is solely a status symbol and a physical reminder of obscene and frankly unnecessary wealth. Sure, it’s his money and he earned it so he can spend it how he wants. Doesn’t change that it’s ostentatious as hell.

[geoledgy]

Looking for a low-tech car without fancy touchscreens in 2020s probably feels like looking for a car without seatbelts in the 1980s

[sleepanonymous]

When you left I walked into the ocean. Not to drown but to be held by something reluctant to let go.

[evidenceof]

RPF Services Edition Fic Rec: I'll Sound My Own Reveille by @disastrouscanasta (disastrous-canasta on AO3)

The trials and tribulations of one S/Sgt Johnny Martin's life as an NCO (plus the subtle comfort of having someone who understands you.)

Fandom: Band of Brothers Character: Johnny Martin | Relationship: Johnny Martin/Bull Randleman

Fics that make you feel Johnny Martin's gritted teeth firsthand. I loved the tenderness that can only be understood by someone in the same place of "stagnation." Especially loved the dynamics and aches that can only really play out in the role of an NCO. Johnny is tightly wound before, during, and after the war and Bull's there to release some tension. Felt like such a fresh way of looking at Easy. Arthur's Johnny voice is just so good. OUGH. I've reread it many, many times.

"The word GI had been thrown at him once on a train, randomly. Even now, Johnny didn’t know if it was his posture, stuck in that ramrod straight stance, or if it was the look in his eye that he got sometimes when he thought about nothing for too long. But people seemed to smell the war on him."

Art featured is a mock up I based off of Armed Services Editions. I used elements from the original book cover for The Gray Champion and Other Tales by Nathaniel Hawthorne, and the mini book cover detail are WW2 private -> sergeant patches.

[yesloulou]

helloooooo do you have that video of max and daniel playing a sport (i forgot what) and then one of the people they’re playing with asks if they can swap teammates with each other and max gets all defensive 😭 i’ve been going crazy trying to find it. thank you! 🤍

xx why would you mention this im so fragile rn i can't even 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[broadwaydivastournament]

Happy Opening to Death Becomes Her and Happy First Preview to Audra Gypsy

It's a busy night for Manhattan's gayest populations as our loyalties are put to the test in this embarrassment of Diva riches. Death Becomes Her, starring Megan Hilty and Jennifer Simard will open tonight at the Lunt-Fontanne Theatre on 46th. Two blocks south, eschewing any invited dress, Audra McDonald will open previews for the very first seated audience in Broadway's sixth production of the landmark show that is Gypsy.

There are still a few Death Becomes Her opening night rear mezzanine tickets open to the public for the low-low prices of $59-$69. Or, if you have disposable income and didn't jump on the more "reasonable" first preview tickets to Gypsy months ago, they've just released a few house seats for the high-high prices of $176 (back row mezzanine) - $521 (prime orchestra).

[askfallenroyalty]

Not that I needed a NEW project to work on but... Here's my Underfell take. Let's see where this goes.

[neonbodyache]

so so excited for the fresh start that is october. im gonna try harder this time. im gonna do better this time ☆

if you’re like me (someone who often obsesses over the apathy of time, specifically the way it’s ever moving forward whether you want it to or not) it’s okay to latch onto the idea of beginning again, it’s okay to allow yourself the simple miracle of approaching the world anew, just because you can

[glowstone23b]

Making you look at him. Rotating in my head.

Anyways, here's Flint post-Overworld with some of his kiddos because he deserves the happiness :) Idk if he'd have any biological kids tbh, but it doesn't really matter because he loves them all the same! A couple of things about him are nebulous to me, family being one of them.

Left piglet would be closer to warped forest coloration for youngins, and the right more for the wastes. It varies pretty wildly by bastion and colony, as a lot of piglins tend to mingle between bastions in their horde, but generally piglets are striped and colored like that of their home terrain. The baby colors typically wear off when they get a bit older, somewhere around 6-8 years old, when they're growing in their adult teeth and tusks. I feel like baby piglins would be 'piglets' and then turn to 'piglings' before they mature into full-grown piglins (like our difference between newborn & child).

[elephantbitterhead]

Absolutely demented image from a trend-forecasting company -- although I will admit to being modestly intrigued by the twisted center-back belt loop (not its blue tacking, though).

[northbndtrain]

Felicity 2x13: Noel Crane's Horrible No Good Very Bad Day gets even worse

+1 BONUS:

[sweetnnaivete]

boy do i have a story for you guys