#barky

[sickmitts-sasha]

i can't remember if this is like common knowledge or if it was some small finnish media thing where he said it but i just find it so ‼️‼️‼️ that sasha was like "yeah we agreed that if there's like a scrum or something then matthew will sort it with the refs bc he knows more abt that stuff, and then i take care of the rest" like they are literally co captaining the shit out of that team and i love it so much.

also the way sasha has zero ego abt stuff like that is attractive as fuck.

[muppetjohntavares]

Bark Bark Barkov 🐕

(Picture credit to Eliot J. Schechter, cats portrait whiz)

[sparklyaxolotlstudent]

On the one paw, we have our favorite boi Barkimedes (Bark + Archimedes)

On the other paw, we have our new favorite boi Skunkrates (Skunk + Socrates)

Barky and Teez.

They're adorable, and their names totally give me this vibe:

So I'm totally shipping them, regardless of canon.

I am also extremely sad and disappointed that we will probably never get them in doll form. TO THE CUSTOMIZATION!

[imagescuisantes]

Barky

[another-nhlblog]

our captain

[girlfriendline]

"i consider him one of my favourite teammates i've ever played with...

...it was a highlight to me, was what we went through, and being able to share it with him and knowing that we're gonna be able to do it for, hopefully, the rest of our careers."

(two minutes of matthew declaring his love for barky and how they've planned out the remainder of their lives together)

[empressofmankind]

Buggy insists on calling my poor girl carnival-candy themed pet names. She HATES that (and says so). He does it anyway, because her glances like thrown knives probably do it for him. And, like, he's got the emotional maturity of a 12-year-old, so he's absolutely pestering her because he likes her. We're all back in kindergarten, apparently. If she had pigtails, I am sure he'd pull em.

So, I think it's only fair if she starts mispronouncing his name intentionally, the way Luffy does accidentally, with the exact same energy in which he uses the pet names. As payback & to get a rise out of him.

I feel like him and his draconian temper are going to lose this battle.

[aoicoughcough2]

Another fit…wheezy and then barky…. I was losing breath on that one. …

[sickmitts-sasha]

relax bro aint nobody takin it from u

[barkys-journey]

Thinkin about making a neocities website…

[questionmarks-anon]

FUCK YOU I think YOU should be grated -🕷

Fuck you as well, I hope you drown.

Actually wait, I'm getting the cheese grater hold on.

[otherpeoplespokemon]

[that-genuine-genius]

Not needed but thanks. I don't mind the house and as long as no beasts appear everything's fine -🕷

Got it.

[illuminaryart]

Wickett and his friend’s fernhound got sloshed after an eventful night yesterday.

[girlfriendline]

@.FlaPanthers: Number 1 Sasha Barkov fan: Matthew Tkachuk

[the-great-donatello]

"Ghosts aren't real" then what just appeared in my living room only to mysteriously disappear, huh?????? HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THAT "SCIENCE" GUY???? -🕷

I’m concerned.