#barky

[sickmitts-sasha]

i can't remember if this is like common knowledge or if it was some small finnish media thing where he said it but i just find it so ‼️‼️‼️ that sasha was like "yeah we agreed that if there's like a scrum or something then matthew will sort it with the refs bc he knows more abt that stuff, and then i take care of the rest" like they are literally co captaining the shit out of that team and i love it so much.

also the way sasha has zero ego abt stuff like that is attractive as fuck.

[finnesse]

The duality of a man that is Sasha Barkov | FLA @ MIN (December 18, 2024)

look how demure that man is. yeah just focus all your attention at him. how can you get angry at this man. exuding kindness and care. a little blep and a scronch for us barky enjoyers ahhhh. but then we get this man

THAT'S MY WIFE, GET UR FILTHY HANDS OFF ME. IM SCREAMING MURDER AHHHHH but also him getting drag around like a sack. sasha ples

honorable man drops the kindness to throw hands for his angy pretty princess. i don't think i've seen barky tryna yank someone's head off their shoulders this much. i like it. i dig it. its hot of him.

also this is the man sasha is defending. yep i'd defend him too, tooth and nail. oh sasha u are so down bad

[muppetjohntavares]

Bark Bark Barkov 🐕

(Picture credit to Eliot J. Schechter, cats portrait whiz)

[sparklyaxolotlstudent]

On the one paw, we have our favorite boi Barkimedes (Bark + Archimedes)

On the other paw, we have our new favorite boi Skunkrates (Skunk + Socrates)

Barky and Teez.

They're adorable, and their names totally give me this vibe:

So I'm totally shipping them, regardless of canon.

I am also extremely sad and disappointed that we will probably never get them in doll form. TO THE CUSTOMIZATION!

[ruinix]

Nothing much, just sasha chilling.

(San Jose Sharks @ Florida Panthers, December 7, 2024)

[imagescuisantes]

Barky

[another-nhlblog]

our captain

[empressofmankind]

Buggy insists on calling my poor girl carnival-candy themed pet names. She HATES that (and says so). He does it anyway, because her glances like thrown knives probably do it for him. And, like, he's got the emotional maturity of a 12-year-old, so he's absolutely pestering her because he likes her. We're all back in kindergarten, apparently. If she had pigtails, I am sure he'd pull em.

So, I think it's only fair if she starts mispronouncing his name intentionally, the way Luffy does accidentally, with the exact same energy in which he uses the pet names. As payback & to get a rise out of him.

I feel like him and his draconian temper are going to lose this battle.

[sickmitts-sasha]

relax bro aint nobody takin it from u

[finnesse]

When there's a Barky, there's most definitely a Chucky (vice versa) | FLA @ MIN (December 18, 2024)

WHAT DO YOU MEAN TAKETH THE GOAL AWAY. You don't want me to be happy. You don't want them to be happy booo

[aoicoughcough2]

Another fit…wheezy and then barky…. I was losing breath on that one. …

[questionmarks-anon]

FUCK YOU I think YOU should be grated -🕷

Fuck you as well, I hope you drown.

Actually wait, I'm getting the cheese grater hold on.

[otherpeoplespokemon]

[that-genuine-genius]

Not needed but thanks. I don't mind the house and as long as no beasts appear everything's fine -🕷

Got it.

[illuminaryart]

Wickett and his friend’s fernhound got sloshed after an eventful night yesterday.

[the-great-donatello]

"Ghosts aren't real" then what just appeared in my living room only to mysteriously disappear, huh?????? HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THAT "SCIENCE" GUY???? -🕷

I’m concerned.