#me for the 1000th time trying to explain to people

[skymagpie]

Man it's not that the Alliance is not bad, because they are and they could be worse, but homogenizing the Alliance when you mean to say "human" is just as annoying as homogenizing the Horde as "irredeemable savage war criminals".

But let's be real, the way Blizzard (in their infinite racism) wrote most of the Horde races is pretty bad, like we have alien invaders who actually came to colonize, we have a group who constantly uses chemical weapons, a whole civilization built upon sacred troll land and genocide and we have a guy who built Mount Rushmore on native Night Elf land... like it's not a good track record. These are things as bad as the stuff the Alliance has done, if not some being worse.

Saying "Well Horde actually good and Alliance bad" is equally stupid as saying the opposite. The trolls, tauren, vulpera etc, haven't done anything terrible, or have done very little just how the draenei, gnomes and who have you from the Alliance have nothing to do with Stormwind politics.

I think faction discourse is the most annoying thing both tumblr and twitter produces, because we argue which faction is bad and which is good, instead of discussing why Blizzard shoved the majority of the non-white coded races into the faction that they write to constantly commit terrible things while the other one does moderately terrible things. Maybe the racism call is coming from inside the house.

[lianaloverr]

Friends

Colby Brock x Fem!reader

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Summary: It’s been 4 months since you broke up, and Colby just can’t seem to move on..

Warnings: past relationships, Colby cheating in said past relationship, Cussing, Angst

Word count: 1.4k

Hii guys! New banner, new story. This is my first story where I’ve really switched the pov’s around, so I hope you enjoy! btw, on Colby’s pov, (first) means first person.

The song "Friends" by Chase Atlantic is about the feeling of longing for a past relationship that has ended.

Y/n’s pov:

It had been 3 months since you guys broke up. You and Colby dated for a year and a half and it was torture. you put everything into that relationship, and in return, Colby did nothing. And after you found out he cheated with multiple different girls, you got into a heated argument.

This ended with you getting slapped in the face and Colby leaving. A day after, you packed all of his stuff he left at your apartment and gave it to his bestfriend, Sam. Sam was a little confused at first because he got on the phone with Colby the night of and nothing seemed wrong. When you explained, Sam was furious. he asked if you were okay and you said yes, but you lied.

You were hurting inside, Colby never seemed like the type to hit. He proved you wrong.

Colby’s pov (first):

God, I miss you, is what I wrote in my 1000th text message I knew I wasn’t gonna send. I can’t grasp the feeling of her gone. “Hey Colby, whatcha doing?” Sam says, barging in my room. “Nothing” I reply coldly. Sam gives me a look, then speaks. “Are you still thinking about her? It’s been 3 months.” Sam states. I hate how he can just read my mind.

“I know Sam, I just miss her so much.” I reply. “Well;” Sam stops his sentence to sit down. “You fucked up, and you can fix that if you really try. Instead of just sitting here crying and wishing she’ll come running back.” Sam finishes. “Sam, that’s the most realest thing you’ve ever said.” I say, half joking. But I wasn’t it was, it was what i needed to do.

𝟣 𝗆𝗈𝗇𝗍𝗁 𝗅𝖺𝗍𝖾𝗋

Y/n pov:

Your at an influencer party hosted by your mutual. It was pretty cool. They had drinks and games everywhere. You stuck around with your other mutual Tarayummy. She asked you a question that made you rethink your entire life.

“Do you think Colby’s gonna be here?” you immediately froze. You didn’t think of that. You could barely the thought of seeing his face after all this time. He broke you so much. After the breakup, you started cutting, and haven’t been able to stop since. You knew if you could make peace with him, but you couldn’t.

You could stand face to face with the guy who ruined you. Also, when he told his fans that you guys broke up, you were sent death threats from is fans because they thought you broke up with him. You genuinely wanted to, but you held on for hope, and you’re still trying to find it.

Colby’s pov (first):

I just pulled up to this influencer party with Sam. I have no idea who’s hosting it, I just got a random invite to my phone. I see people out in the front yard wasted. Some of them throwing up. I feel bad for the guy who lives here.

When I walk into the house, I just see people having fun, something I haven’t done in a while. Then it crosses my mind, what if Y/n’s here? Thinking of that immediately made me jump. Just the thought of her being there made me so happy. I’ve longed to see her again. After the breakup, she blocked me on everything. I wasn’t able to be the “stalker ex”. I haven’t seen her face in forever, so knowing she could possibly be at this party brings me joy. Maybe I could finally apologize.

Searching for her felt like I was looking for a needle in a haystack. But it didn’t make me feel all that lazy, there were well over 100 people at this party. all i wanted was to find her, and tell her how much i miss her. I miss us. I’ve been stuck in the same place of too long, and all my friends are waiting for of me to move on. But I can’t.

Y/n’s pov:

All night you hoped you wouldn’t see him. You couldn’t do that again. Even if you wanted to get back with him, he never took the relationship seriously. You concluded he wasn’t ready for one.

While walking down the halls you see someone that made you rethink your life again. It was Colby. You were starstruck but quick enough to turn around in hopes he didn’t see you. “Damn.” you thought, you ain’t going through secluded area anymore. Proven to be bad luck.

“Y/n.” you heard a soft voice coming from the end of the hallway. While in the middle of thought, you just decide to talk to him, whats the worst that could happen?

“yes?” you respond quietly. “You don’t know how long I’ve been wanting to talk to you.” he says, on the verge of tears. When he says that, all you could do was stare. The person you were so in love with, and who just left you with no hesitation, can’t move on. You honestly weren’t surprised. Colby has always had attachment issues, but never had a problem going out to parties and having bitches in his bed.

Colby’s pov (first):

I’m still searching for Y/n. This house is too big to be looking for one person. out the corner of my eye, I see Tara. I always knew her and Tara were close so if she was here, Tara would know where she was. “Hey Tara,” I start. “Oh hey Colby! Long time no see.” she smiles and pulls me into a hug. “Yeah it has, but anyway;” I rush to get her off of me. She just looks at me a little irritated and confused, but she listens. “Have you seen Y/n? Is she here?” I ask, eager to know. “Woah slow down buddy, I don’t even think she wants to see you.” She tells me.

“What do you mean?” I frowned. “I don’t know, when i mentioned you to her she just went pale and walked off.” she explains. “Dude, you must’ve really fucked up.” Tara laughs. “Yeah I did, and i’m trying to fix it. Where did she walk to?” I ask, once again. “Uhhh she went overrrr…” she scans the room. “Oh! She went over to that empty corridor over there.” she finished. I didn’t even thank her, I just rushed to the corridor in hopes of finding her.

I stop at the entrance and I see her. She’s walking down kinda fast. As soon as she sees me, she turns around to walk the other way. This broke my heart, she really doesn’t want to see me. I build up the courage to say

“Y/n.” I call out. She stops dead in her tracks, I bet a million things are going on in her head. “yes?” she responds quietly. My heart skips a beat. “You don’t know how long I’ve been wanting to talk to you.” I say, on the verge of letting a river out of my eyes. She turns around then, and I can see that beautiful face I fell in love with, that i’m still in love with.

Y/n pov:

“What do you want to say?” you question, but not very curious because you knew he was gonna give you some bs story. “Y/n i’ve missed you so much. Ever since I left and didn’t get to apologize, I broke-“ “Are you fucking serious?” you ask.

He looks at you with confusion. “You had 4 months. 4 month to try and reach out to me. I know I have you blocked on everything but you could’ve came to my apartment, or you could’ve tried Sam’s phone.” you state. “I-I know I could’ve, but when the time came I would’ve did that.” he lies. “But you didn’t. You left me, no goodbye or anything and you expect me to hear you out? You killed me, everything in me. I can’t go through that again.”

“Wait Y/n please let me explain-“. “No, if listen to you more, i’m gonna punch you in the face. You have to move on. You have to understand I was wronged in that relationship, I just can’t do that a second time.” you say, with tears spilling out your almond shaped eyes. At this point Colby was crying so hard. “Y/n please-“. “Goodbye Colby.” you conclude, and walk out the corridor.

I hope you guys liked it! I really enjoyed writing this but it all happened while something crazy happened. Helped me keep calm:)

Masterlist

[ryuichirou]

Replies

I’ll start with some news.

I am currently locked out of my twitter account. We did everything we could to try to get it back, but no matter what happens, it will most likely take some time.

I don’t like bringing attention to this kind of stuff because we have tons of other things to talk about which are more important than some toddlers trying to obliterate us for 1000th time (frankly I would rather talk about the colour of Leona’s butthole), but this time it’s kind of serious and important. We don’t know what’s going to happen next, but for now I wanted to say that if we won’t get the account back in time or will lose it indefinitely, we will have to ask for your help. I am sorry for that in advance.

Also, if you were discussing/working on commissions with me via DMs there, please email me or contact me via any other platform as soon as possible. Just in case.

Mass-reporting is wild, eh?

I am rambling a bit, and I didn’t really want to complain, because I know for a fact it would give satisfaction to some people, but you know? I am going to complain: it sucks ass. It happened at the worst time possible and it happened over nothing (literally, the art that got it was a Todd/Wallace non-sexual piece that got too many likes for children’s liking). I don’t care if people don’t like us, I don’t care if they gossip with their girlies about us, all I want is for them to leave us the fuck alone and let us do our thing in peace. Imagine being so unbelievably boring and so incredibly unlikeable and unable to make meaningful connections not only with other people but also with any kind of media that you just have to go out of your way to ruin things for others because this is the only thing that makes your immature brain produce something that even remotely resembles joy. Because your own pathetic self is so deeply insecure and constantly frustrated at yourself that you just have to create an illusion of control over someone else to feel important. I can’t even call it a troll behavior – at least trolls are funny sometimes. This is just someone who hit a midlife crisis at the age of 16 and made it my problem for some reason.  

And yet, it’s okay. Even if we end up losing our account, it’ll be a huge disappointment and it will hurt us tremendously, it already did. And it’s scary to think about this scenario, and it’s difficult to talk about how, if it happens, that it’s going to be okay. But eventually we’ll get over it and build ourselves up again, just like we did before several times. And these clowns will still be boring, unlikeable, lonely and very likely shit at drawing.

So yeah. Take care of yourself and block everyone who seems suspicious on sight. It’s not a panacea, but certainly is helpful.

Alright, time to talk about Leona’s butthole (not really, but we will talk about SebeMal, and it’s even better) 💪

Anonymous asked:

Seeing Vanitas made me curious about something: did you ever read Pandora Hearts? I think for a lot of people that series went hand in hand with Black Butler as the main "victorian aesthetic mangas" from the late '00/early '10. Gothic lolitas really had it all back then..

Ohh you’re so right Anon, it was the ultimate late ‘00/early ’10 aesthetic! Boys in vests with bows/ties, crosses and rosaries and traumatic and problematic backstories lol I really miss it sometimes. What an era.

I personally haven’t read/watched Pandora Hearts, but Katsu did! But it was even before we met… So my only association with this title is that Katsu’s old username was “ozbezariusnya” 🥰 Oh, and that Gilbert (?) looks very cute, but let’s be honest, of course I would think he is cute.

nebula-ryuu asked:

Regarding my question, I mean if the Malleus and Sebek ship has a dynamic or a context 😅😅 a background or a story. I have a certain feeling about what it is like but I don't want to affirm anything hehe

I don't know if I made what I said better understood, in any case I can explain it again, no problem 🙏

Oh! Thank you for clarifying!

As for our background for shipping them, we just really really love loyal characters that are a bit unhinged about their loyalty and love/obsession. So we didn’t even have a choice, they stole our hearts… and Malleus is very interesting in his interactions with Sebek too; he is annoyed by him sometimes, but he tolerates a lot and teases him.

As for the ship itself, we tend to think that in addition to Sebek being loyal and obsessive with Malleus, he is also deeply in love with him ever since he was a child. He is conflicted because he really wants to be his lover, but also thinks that he isn’t worthy. Malleus is amused by Sebek and allows him to do much more than he probably should. Actually, I think I talked about their dynamic in this post!

I hope I understood you correctly. Thank you for your question! And if you have any more questions, please let me know.

Anonymous asked:

would Lilia and Azul ever fight over who gets to have Idia?

Replied here! Thank you for your question, Anon.

[ncisfranchise-source]

NCIS season 21 is going out with a bang!

After hitting 1000 episodes in the franchise earlier this year, the cast members from the mothership show say the upcoming finale is not one to be missed as there could be some big shake-ups for longtime NCIS fans. Talking with ET's Kevin Frazier from the CBS Fall Schedule Celebration on Thursday, six of the show's main stars teased what they could -- which is very little -- about what to expect from the "intense" finale. 

"I'll say this, the finale is not to be missed. There is some intense stuff, and when I say intense, I mean intense, like it's stuff that we haven't hit in a long, long time as far as the life and death that is happening within this episode," said Brian Dietzen, who has played Dr. Jimmy Palmer since the show's debut in 2003. 

"Unbelievable that you revealed nothing and said so much," responded Alden Park actor Gary Cole. 

"I will say that there is -- there is a lot of soul-searching that goes on during this episode. It's one of my favorite episodes that I read all season, actually the entire time that I've been on NCIS," Law, 38, said. "There's some fundamental changes that are gonna happen to our characters."

According to an episode description, season 21's tenth and final episode will feature Law's character receiving a unique opportunity from NCIS Director Leon Vance, played by Rocky Carroll. The 60-year-old actor also spoke with ET on Thursday and shared that the episode is distinctly special for his character, who first appeared in season 5. 

"Without giving away the form, especially tonight, [my character] had to come to terms with some very personal and also some very professional decisions that could be very life-changing," said Carroll. "All those things could come to a head in the season finale."

The actor -- still remaining mostly tight-lipped about the future of his character and the finale -- opened up about one scene from episode seven, "A Thousand Yards," in which he filmed at a graveyard and worried about his character's safety, as well as his own job security. 

While it may not be Carroll's character at death's door this time around, Sean Murray -- who has dutifully played Agent Timothy McGee since season 1 -- said that since NCIS has been known to kill off a character or two in the past, everyone is on the line. 

"We got some agents in trouble," added Murray, 46. "We got no problem killing people."

The interview comes on the heels of NCIS: Hawai'i's cancellation after three seasons on air. Late last week, ET confirmed the show's end as sources told Deadline that the forthcoming finale was not written or intended to be the end of the show and will allude to potential season 4 stories. 

Among the most shocked by the cancellation was the show's cast members, including star Vanessa Lachey who shared her heartbreak in a series of Instagram Stories immediately following the news. 

"Gutted, confused, blindsided," the 43-year-old Love Is Blind co-host wrote at the time. 

Lachey -- who just recently appeared in the special 1000th episode alongside cast members from other NCIS shows -- later showed off how her 9-year-old daughter, Brooklyn, tried to cheer her up after the cancellation. 

"Trying to explain the news to my daughter ... and she makes me Mickey ears so I can 'smile' 😩," Lachey wrote. "This decision was bigger than a TV show."

[turquoisepearl]

Merry Xmas 💕 If two people for instance are manifesting the same SP how would it work? If they both believe it to be true?

Merry Christmas! :) 💞

Lately I've been leaning heavily on Neville's teachings and he mentions how everyone is you pushed out. I bet you have heard this multiple times but it didn't click for me until recently.

Your reality is YOUR reality. Everyone you encounter is a part of your consciousness pushed out. The person manifesting your SP is a part of you. You have just as much influence over them as you have for your SP, your bus driver, best friend or random barista who gave you a free coffee. Therefore, if you decide that they have the power to manifest your SP away from you, that's what you will experience.

You could say that in that person's personal reality (if it exists but that's getting into different theories lol), THEY have full control. But NEVER in your reality. I prefer to not think about the logic behind manifestation too much since it's inherently illogical. I genuinely believe in the law but I have no idea how it works. Who knows, maybe in the future science will be able to explain it.

I'd recommend going straight to the end and just ignoring the outside (aka the other person)! You are the only validation you will ever need. I've seen crazy movement these past few days just by visualising while revising my separation with my SP and going through the day as if my visualisation was true. I ignored everything else. It doesn't mean I didn't acknowledge it, I just did not put any focus on it. You know when you watch a movie for the 1000th time and the middle doesn't even interest you anymore so you just skip ahead to the end. THAT'S what you need to do. I also don't try forcing techniques. I used to go around and affirm constantly in my head but they were just vain and empty affirmations. It could work for some but it just lead me to burnout.

[percontaion-points]

Court chapters 88-91

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Chapter 88

And just like that, she turns on her heels and walks away. As one, the crowd parts to let her go.

Chapter 88 summary: Isadora and Hudson continue their fight. I literally don’t give a shit about Isadora and her daddy issues. 

Like sorry that your daddy treated you like shit. Most people don’t turn into female Hitler because of their abuse. 

Chapter 89

And I get it. What Isadora said was horrible. What happened to her at Cyrus’s hands was horrible. Nobody doubts that. Nobody denies it. But that doesn’t give her the right to take all her rage and pain out on Hudson, who has never done a damn thing to her. He didn’t know she existed before a couple of days ago, and she’s been firmly on his father’s side the whole time. 

Yes, thank you!

He’s right. Chastain doesn’t know, because he refuses to try. But he’s going to before I leave this place. Because one way or another, I’m going to get that ring off his finger.

Chapter 89 summary: Isadora managed to land exactly one hit on Hudson, and Grace freaks out over it. However, she’s literally the only one to do so. Especially because when he pulls it out, the wound heals over and it’s almost like it never happened. 

Chastain is then like “Isadora is a great warrior!” Everybody else is like “She’s a spoiled brat. What you saw right there was a goddamned out of control tantrum from the world’s oldest toddler!” Grace finally decides that since she’s never going to meet Chastain’s absurd standards for what he views as a proper queen, she’s done playing by his rules. Rules that she was literally never given a chance to even know, for obvious reasons. She calls him out on his shit, but he kind of walks away.

As he’s walking away, the light glistens off from a ring he’s wearing. Grace somehow magically knows that it’s the God stone, so she asks him about it. He says that only the worthy can wear it, and only one person has ever bested him in a fight. Grace challenges him. 

Chapter 90

I only hope the Army will one day forgive me.

Chapter 90 summary: Two days later, and still no ring. Every night, Hudson has to go out and kill all of the skeletons over and over; he’s at a breaking point. It’s so bad that even Chastain is starting to look a little worried for Hudson. 

So Grace makes all of her friends (and Isadora) go sit on the cliffs and talk through a plan. They toss out ideas, but literally nothing seems viable. 

Eventually, Grace has a thought. She doesn’t voice it with the vague, hand-wave explanation that it’s because of Isadora. But it’s really so that the author doesn’t give away ALL of the secrets in one go, if I had to guess. 

Chapter 91

Softly, so softly I’m not sure I hear the words, he whispers, “Because that’s what he did to me.”

Chapter 91 summary: Hudson and Grace go back to their room to get ready to leave. Grace wonders out loud if Isadora is actually over a thousand years old. And if Hudson will look that good when he reaches his 1000th birthday… leaving her to look like a wrinkled mess. 

Hudson says that vampires don’t age the same rate, but agrees that Isadora’s current looks are likely the result of Cyrus having kept her in stasis for a really long time. 

He goes on to give a bit more info about it: when the child turns 5, they have the biggest party to end all parties. He tells Grace about all of the pigs the servants killed, and all of the meat pies. But he goes on to say that he does feel the passage of time really hard since he got out. 

He continues on and tells Grace that his sister has two powers: the power syphon that they’ve already seen. And the opposite of Hudson’s disintegration powers, which is that she can make things materialise. Which sure explains her seemingly endless supply of knives. 

Hudson is convinced that Isadora got the same treatment he got: which to say that despite her being kept in stasis, she was probably awake for most of it. 

[violettelueur]

— ITADORI YUJI + GOJO SATORU + RYOMEN SUKUNA + NANAMI KENTO || THEIR S/O TURNING INTO BABIES/TODDLERS

↳ featuring : itadori yuji + gojo satoru + ryomen sukuna + nanami kento from jujutsu kaisen

↳ warnings : grammar issues

↳ form : headcanons

↳ published : 03 april

↳ pronouns : non specified in headcanon

↳ request : Hi! May I request a headcanon just like the previous one you did with the s/o turning into a child but with Gojo, Itadori, Sukuna and Nanami? Thank you, I'm always looking forward to your works and love them very much!!!

↳ barista’s notes : i am so sad that i didn’t enjoy jujutsu kaisen friday...it feels really weird to not watch an episode ʕ ㅇ ᴥ ㅇʔ but update on my life, on genshin impact i am on AR 39 since i finished my assession thingy and i am plannning to spend a lot on money on small business and skincare because it’s my two week holiday (if i do not become stingy because i am with money - call me MeiMei) and i can’t shop physically because of COVID....other than that, i hope you enjoy your cup of classic black coffee and come back soon ╲ʕ·ᴥ·　╲ʔ

Itadori would be most surprised out of everyone when he finds out that you have turned into a child. For example, he would wake up and would instantly fall off his bed once he finds a toddler in his presence.

The first person he will go to is Fushiguro because ‘best friends for life I say’ and to be honest, you will probably cry/become nervous the second you see him because he has an annoyed look on his face leading you to hide under the blanket.

Itadori will panic and pull you into his arms with the blanket over because you are just scared of his friend and Fushiguro will be confused since you were friends with him after all.

You will have the brightest smile when you are with Itadori and you love it when he would raise you up in the air because it seems like you are flying.

When Itadori runs, you will giggle so much because it’s like being in a race car because of how fast he goes and the first years will wonder why you are not scared one bit.

I feel like you are comfortable with other people carrying you like even Gojo can, but when you want to go to Itadori...they better pass you on to him.

You and Itadori will always high-five each other just to make you happy because you would always raise your hand to him.

What Itadori finds really adorable is when you pick up a basketball because it looks really big compared to your toddler size and it is extra adorable when you try to throw it into the hoop with a little jump to copy him...like it just doesn’t reach.

This is when he would carry you up in the air and allow you to place the ball into the hoop because he really loves it when you cheer brightly.

When you run around, expect either Itadori to run slower because it seems like you are having so much fun or him to scoop you up into his arms because he is just really fast.

If Sukuna appears on his cheek, you would either slap it because you think it’s weird or just stare because it’s something you don’t see every day.

Itadori will have to force himself to watch cartoons with you because that is the only thing you would watch rather than you regular anime/movie nights that you would have with him.

After the whole cursed technique has been reversed, you would have no recollection of what just happened for the past 24 hours leading Itadori to explain - but I feel like he is the type to rather giggle in the middle of his explanation leading you to ask Fushiguro and Kugsaki in the end.

When you have turned into a toddler, Gojo will have no clue on what to do or say - even though he technically raised Fushiguro, doesn’t mean he has parental skills...he knows how to financially support someone.

In the beginning, he would be looking at you with such endearment because of how adorable you look and will absolutely take thousands of photos of you.

However, it seemed like you somehow retained your personality because the second he takes the 1000th photo, you would smack the phone out of his hands, surprising him completely.

You seem to be quite a calm child since you don’t really refuse to let him carry you, you just let him while he parades you around the school to show you off.

You will call him ‘Mr’ - don’t know why...maybe to tease him.

Gojo is the type to spin you around and twirl you like a princess because you are and forever will be to him - he sort of begins to notice your quite a quiet child.

The first years would be really shocked at your new appearance, especially Fushiguro since you did raise him...now it’s kind of his turn…

Nanami will try to take you away from Gojo because he’s worried that his colleague will do something really stupid to the point where you are injured in the process - but your man is adamant that he won’t hurt you.

Gojo will treat you to many sweets and that will cause a little shine of excitement to shine in your eyes because it’s a kid’s dream, right?

He really likes to feed you because it seems fun to him - I can imagine him saying ‘here comes the train’ and you would just grab the fork and guide it to your mouth.

When Gojo finally lifts up his blindfold, you would be surprised by them because they are so shiny - like you would stare at them for quite a bit that causes Gojo to freeze because you were dead frozen.

But when you show the brightest smile and place your hand on his cheeks, he relaxes before letting you do what you want to do. 

Say ��Pwetty eyes” and Gojo will blush on the spot because you would always compliment his eyes when you were in your original form.

When the time has passed the 24-hour mark and you are back to normal, Gojo will instantly tell you what happened before you even ask - like “you were so adorable as a baby~ where are your baby photos?” while scrolling the pictures through his phone to show you.

He will 100% have baby fever after...

When Sukuna discovers you in your miniature form as a child, he will laugh at you for a good hour or more because he thinks how funny it is that you let a curse affect you like this.

However, what Sukuna finds really weird is that you’re not really afraid of him but rather interested because you would move closer to him to get a good look.

You will 100% tug on his kimono to get his attention and at first, it does annoy him completely because you are messing up with clothing but after a while, he finds it really assuming that you want his attention.

If you are in his domain, he will let you roam around in the water but he will find it really irritating that you are making loud noises since he is used to the quiet.

If you trip or fall down on your face, expect the King of Curses to laugh at you because he laughs at everyone’s misery - but he will be shocked that you haven’t cried at all.

He is the type of person that would say kids have no fear whatsoever - that is because of you.

Unlike the others, Sukuna will carry you by the collar of your shirt or just the back of your shirt and leave you hanging for some time - but it’s fun for you since you're just chilling and swinging.

Just because you are his significant other, doesn’t mean the word ‘brat’ won’t leave his mouth when he addresses you - the second you become a child, is the moment where you are a brat to him, but a brat that he loves.

After a while, when you start walking around in his domain after relaxing for some time, Sukuna would follow you slowly from behind because it just wants to see you waddle…

When you sit with him on his little skull seat, you will either play with his hands because his nails are just really long and you find that interesting or you would trace his marks because who the hell has marks on their face?

Sukuna would once again comment how children have no fears but wouldn’t stop you from touching the markings that he has on his face because he finds your expression of awe quite funny.

When you go back to your original form and remember nothing, Sukuna wouldn’t really tell you what happened but will just give you a smirk before saying “so what are you going to repay me with since you annoyed me so much as a little brat?” - huh?

When Nanami finds you in your little toddler state after being hit with a curse technique, he will literally have a whole staring contest with you for a few minutes.

You would probably stare at him for quite some time as well before either your eyes begin to tear up because he looks really scary or your arms would raise up, conveying to him that you want to be picked up.

You would call him ‘Nanamin’ just like how Itadori does and when Itadori finds out, he can’t help but find it really cute that you have picked up his habit.

For a child, you are quite interactive since when Nanami comes back to inform the school, you would wave to greet everyone that walks past and Gojo will find it really amusing - Nanami wouldn’t show it, but he thinks it’s endearing of you.

Gojo will definitely laugh at you for sometime before reaching out to hold you, only for you to wrap your arms around Nanami’s neck really tightly.

You would definitely fiddle with his glasses and try to put them on your face because it seems fun and you always wanted to try them on - now you have an excuse.

Nanami will make sure that you are well taken care of. He will make sure that you have eaten, hydrated with water, be in safe hands if he needs to go somewhere and he will help you clean up if you need help.

Let's just say he is the most responsible out of the four people in this headcanon right now because he is Nanami Kento.

If you somehow manage to get close to his weapon, he will quickly take it away from your reach because he is worried that you might hurt yourself.

Nanami has made one rule to himself and that is to never leave you in the care of Gojo Satoru because he has no idea what he would do with you - I don’t think he would take you to Ino as well because...it’s Ino (In conclusion, he will leave you to Shoko).

When Ino first sees you, he thinks Nanami is joking with him until he notices how much the child looks like you, only to shout your name in complete surprise causing you to giggle because it’s a funny sight.

If you snuggle your head in the crook of his neck, Nanami can’t help but smile slightly because it reminds him now you would do that as an adult when he came home from work and he can’t help but find it adorable that you kept that habit.

When you go back to your adult form after the 24 hours are up, Nanami will tell you what happened if you want to know and will probably warn you about the blackmail material Gojo has gained in the process.

© violettelueur 2021 : written and published by violettelueur - do not steal or repost

[bratz-kitten]

Eva, since you have BIG DICK ENERGY, have you thought about possibly making a post about aspects and romantic partners you would be attracted to because of them. (i hope I explained it well enough) just a thought! take care

as in, who i feel attracted to because of my bde, or placements who i feel have bde? both options lead to the same answer, so. alright, buckle up

PLACEMENTS I’M DRAWN TO DUE TO THEIR BIG DICK ENERGY

leo suns: i don’t run but if the person is extremely cocky and annoying i might just jog a little.... olympics edition. i really like people with an unshakeable sense of self-worth and if a leo sun is anything is someone who WILL fight for that confidence. they’re so fun to be around even if most of them end up hating me due to severe personality clash. everything is all or nothing with them, it can’t just Be. they always have to blabber about their music taste and style and favorite art pieces and opinions and i am a hole for strong personalities

planets in the 4th house, especially sun and jupiter: strong protective instincts, everywhere they go they look to build (and lead) their pack. the most imaginative and philosophical people ever (sucking my own cock here, forgive me). attribute meaning to things that are already so meaningful within themselves. always seeking to experience the highest emotional experience, sometimes to their detriment by getting involved in chaotic situations. can make anywhere feel like home. secret crybabies. also make the most emotional gifts ever??? they can’t just buy you a gift they have to write a 10 page long letter to come along with it. lovers of books cats and cuddles

pisces moons: i am not gonna repeat for the 1000th time how much i love this placement, they are THE moon sign, they make me feel so emotionally vulnerable and that’s uncomfortable but so so hot. their brains...... oh my god their brains. it’s a whole 3 universes up in that bitch; their imagination.... they have the minds of a mastermind. they’re always excited about a book or game or anime and when they tell me about it i want to cry about how precious it is. they get me excited about things that i had no knowledge about previous to them talking to me about it

scorpio moons: dark tortured artists. slightly off-putting..... beautiful nonetheless. very dependable. i will barely know them but if they tell me it’s gonna be okay then it’s GONNA be okay. eye contact with them feels like snorting a line of cocaine (seriously i have never met people so into eye contact.... i went on a date with a scorpio moon once and at one point i had no idea what we were talking about i could only focus on the way his eyes were like. trying to look into my soul. dude it was scary but exhilarating)

mars in scorpio: they just... get it. so emotional. make a big fuss out of everything. sex has to be an insane soul-bonding spiritual experience for them. it cant ever be just sex. they cry a lot. feel a lot. big dick energy is emotional depth for me

libra risings: i can fix them

gemini mars: i can’t fix them. i will make them worse. and i’m down for it

mars-venus: these people are so fun slightly insane but they Get me. the type to joke about setting my house on fire if i don’t answer them for 5 minutes. the type to joke about getting married to me even if we’re just platonic and suddenly we’re getting the rings and a priest’s blessing and laughing our way through it. bad ideas and terrible thought-out plans but it always makes for great stories

mars-pluto: especially square. they’re very over-protective and even in friendships im drawn towards ppl like that because i know i can be very overbearing as well and the way they go batshit crazy when someone mildly offends you.... disrespectfully, i am a hole. also, they... have terrible ideas. i like tagging along under the pretense of wanting to make sure they don’t get arrested, but secretly i love it

mars aspecting the ascendant/sun/moon: look, i don’t have a hero complex. if anything, i have a lucifer complex (i’m here to sin and be sexy)....... but i am a sucker for people with hero complexes. they see the world as a fight they have to win, i want to be there when they do

no virgo in their birth chart: feels like heaven to me. okay let me reiterate: i love having friendships with virgo placements; most times, at least, but i don’t think it could ever escalate into anything more. they’re too controlling and i feel paranoid and suffocated about people trying to overpower me way too easily. i just... immediately run away as soon as they pull their controlling antics on me

uranus dominants: AHHHH!!! AWOOGA! okay at this point this is a post about how i want to marry myself, but truly. no one is more unpredictable than these people. as soon as you think you’re understanding them they pull a 360 on you and you’re back on square zero. layers upon layers.... upon layers.... upon layers? what is this, shrek? sexy and insane the bestest combination ever

saturn in the 1st/8th/12th house: i will follow them to the depths of the underworld if they ask me to

cancer suns: yes i do want to sleep with the enemy. no i will not elaborate.

[justsasuke]

Random brain dump from rewatching Naruto Shippuden episodes 115, 117-118 for the 1000th time

(because I can’t be stopped)

Notes: These are from the English dub though because it’s my favorite for Team Taka’s voices so yeah. Also this wasn’t a planned thing, I was literally trying to watch just for fun and then ended up taking a bunch of notes..........there’s no order to them and a lot of them are half thought out bc I was writing while watching but yeah it’s very random but I hope you’ll enjoy.

Ep 115:

Do you ever think Sasuke liked having Team Taka around?  They (think Suigetsu) were so lively and talked and it must've been nice to have company after years of being pretty much alone in Orochimaru’s hideout.

Suigetsu being the first to know that Orochimaru was dead and Sasuke’s plan is super indicative that they’re compatible as BFF’s

also; “do you ever shut up?” sksksks this makes me wonder what their previous meetings were like

shout out to Sasuke who played the long game of deceiving Orochimaru.  

“get dressed” 

Suigetsu realizing that something was up with Sasuke (at the bridge) and checking in to see if he’s ok is just so asdflkj.  He does this a lot too, not just in this episode.

How Suigetsu listens to Sasuke’s feelings gets me right in the feels.  Also Sasuke is so chatty when he’s with Team Taka (but esp. Suigetsu)

Sasuke asking for further assistance when Suigetsu is complaining about the land of lightning being really far is such a good moment.  LOVE how they just work together

(about the fortress) “It’s supposed to be inpenetrable” *cuts to Sasuke sitting inside*

I love this whole episode because it’s basically Sasuke pranking Suigetsu 

but it’s also amazing? because Sasuke does it to see if Suigetsu will follow the rule (no killing) and probably to test his competence as well and Suigetsu passes with flying colors.

Sasuke casually walking up the stairs and throwing Suigetsu a water bottle (which maybe Suigetsu lost it in the fight??) is everything

Ep 117-118:

Ever wonder why Sasuke was so dead set on getting Juugo to join him?? because I do.

Sasuke being SO confused about Karin’s deception is A+ content.  Also Suigetsu immediately knowing it was Karin’s fault he got lost is *chef’s kiss*

Juugo and Sasuke both being partially transformed when they first make eye contact is weirdly...cinematic? Like, the symmetry or something idk.

The look on Sasuke’s face when Juugo says he can’t go and is explaining why is just.  He’s really listening and feeling what Juugo is saying and that’s just TT^TT

Also Juugo being coherent enough even though he’s  in Rage ModeTM to say he can’t leave

I love that Suigetsu sees right through Karin and just knows. (Love how Suigetsu is actually really tuned in to everyone’s feelings.  or maybe he’s just nosy idk)

“Sasuke and Juugo went outside” sounds too chill and not at all like what was actually going on

Juugo just...didn’t want to be alone but thought he had to be T^T bby. but also people not being afraid of him seems to play into calming him down. 

The look on Sasuke’s face when Suigetsu shows up and starts fighting Juugo is hilarious

Sasuke parenting = intense threats of death (spoiler alert: it works)

Sasuke said please to Juugo. please. when has he EVER said please???

He’s just so SoftTM and Kind when he’s dealing with Juugo and oof my heart.

Karin’s empathy when Sasuke said he was going to kill Itachi.  It’s like she understood that no one without a really deep painful reason would want to kill their own brother and was concerned for him because of it.

I just. The amount of concern and empathy and just healthy communication that happens in Team Taka is unreal.

Like. Checking in with each other? Sasuke being polite? Listening to each others’ concerns? That conversation when Sasuke ASKED Karin what it was she had to do first before going with the rest of them.  Almost indicating that he would wait for her to do that thing first just like he helped Suigetsu get his sword??

I’m literally dying I love them so much.

Wrap up notes because as I was writing this I just had so many feels. I cannot believe the amount of healthy interaction/behaviors that are in these 3 episodes (Yeah I skipped episode 116 when I was watching it bc I really wanted to see Juugo didn’t have time but now I need to go back and watch it). Honestly I always knew Team Taka was healthier than team 7 but I was so surprised at just how obvious it was and just how much healthier for Sasuke they are. It’s a huge difference. (especially the contrast of seeing how Team Taka is interacting with Sasuke vs. Naruto in the leaf village finding out Sasuke killed Orochimaru but isn’t coming back to Konoha? Dude was literally so shocked and acting like Sasuke was out of his mind and I had to skip the rest of the scene because it was driving me insane) Anyway 10/10 recommend you go watch these episodes if you’re feeling Team Taka deprived, need to be smothered in feels, or just have an extra 80 minutes because wow.

Anyway needless to say I have a lot of thoughts now.  hopefully I can share them soon

[ice-emperor-zane]

Zane’s true potential was so important it still affects he and the others’ relationship to this day, and I know im probably the 1000th person to talk about the meaning of his true potential, but still I dunno, I think there’s more stuff that hasn’t particularly been said.

Im watching decoded right now and its made me realise something about their true potentials. The other ninja still don’t understand Zane’s true potential in its entirety, and didn’t listen to Zane when he tried to explain it. Everyone else’s fits a pattern of learning how to not pretend to be someone you’re not; the other’s try to put Zane’s into the same category, saying that Zane unlocked his true potential because he unlocked his memories and knew who he was, he didnt have to pretend to be human anymore if he’s a nindroid. Although that’s most likely particularly true, Zane himself then said something that made me realise that that’s definitely not all.

He said ‘To be more precise, I unlocked my true potential when I realised our differences cannot push us appart, they hold us together’

Which, first of all, beautiful statement, screaming and crying as i write this, i love him

Now, pair that with the fact that about 30 seconds prior, when asked about his true potential, Zane showed everyone a montage of his issues learning understand the others sense of humour (x). It seems like Zane has a very different perception of why he reached his true potential than the others do, and they aren’t trying to understand it, considering that they just brushed off both of his responses.

So what do his responses actually seem to point to?

We know that they all reached their true potential when something stopped holding him back, and nothing held Zane back more than communication issues with the others. He didn’t initially understand them, and they didn’t understand him. He couldn’t remember any other relationships he’d had before, so he assumed that this level of understanding was normal, explaining why he didn’t seem to care when he came back in episode 2 after he had been blamed for burning down the monastery, though wether or not he did care, im not sure; i’d like to think he did but just didn’t say.

Episode 8 and his memories gave him an example of a healthy relationship, it was then that he was able to see that things hadn’t been going particularly going well with him and the ninja, it kinda broke him at first, which is why part of why he was so sad (other than ofc the bit where he found out he’s not human and his dad is seemingly dead, that could probably make someone sad too 😳)

But all this why he got to his true potential, otherwise he would’ve just started glowing/flying/whatnot right there and then when he turned on his memory switch.

So y’know what I think the true potentials came from? Hope that things are going to get better. It sounds really fucking cheesy but bare with me, its another pattern of the true potentials that this time *everyone* fits into

-Cole got hope that his relationship with his father would finally improve

-Jay got hope that he’d become more comfortable being himself around everyone

-Kai got hope that even if he wasn’t the green ninja, he’d still be considered a valuable member of the team

Now Zane’s. Zane got hope that he and the others could have just as much of a fulfilling life together as what he’d had with his dad, not just in spite of but because of their differences. He decided then and there he’d make an effort to learning to getting along with them, and hope that they’d do the same for him. Right before the ninja left him to have some alone time after finding out he was a nindroid, they all told him that they accepted and thought it was really cool that he was a nindroid. For the first time, something about him that made him different was seen as a strength, rather than a weakness. Sure, people had commented on his other strengths before, like his abilities to stay underwater for a long time or his cooking expertise, but those were all things he’d practiced to get good at, those were his skills, not who he was.

Zane was still trying to figure out who exactly he was, having only just remembered it and all. But being a nindroid seemed like a big part of it, so the fact that everyone was so accepting of it made him feel like things really were going to get better for him, and that the others were good people who needed protecting, nothing was going to hold him back from trying to be happy alongside them.

[marauderbilliepevensie]

Edmund One-Shot (Modern) - How You Met

A/N

Omg I haven’t posted in sooo looooong. Well, here ya go.

E/C = Eye Colour

You walked down the corridor in your favourite worn out jeans, a red and black flannel shirt , and your signature brown ankle boots. It was the first day back at school, and you were carrying your books for the next period, your backpack haphazardly thrown on your right shoulder. You didn't really care what people thought of you; all you cared about was getting to the lesson before that damn bell. Since you were looking down, you didn't notice someone was in front of you until you found yourself on the floor.

"I'm so sorry, are you okay?" a male voice exclaimed. You looked up, your heart stopping for a millisecond. It was Edmund Pevensie. The most popular boy in your year, and arguably in the entire main school. You immediately felt uncomfortable. You didn't have much of an opinion on him, but you always preferred to stay in the shadows, and were perfectly happy to go unseen.

"Yeah, I'm fine. Don't worry, it was my fault. I wasn't looking where I was going." You replied, collecting yourself. You thanked the stars that the corridor wasn't full. You looked down, not noticing Edmund quickly turn around and glare at his older brother, who held his hands up as if to say "what?" before turning around and walking away, trying to suppress his laughter. With a sigh, Edmund turned back round to you, extending his hand.

"I'm Edmund. Edmund Pevensie" He said.

"I know." a beat passed. "Sorry, that sounds weird, I just mean that I know your name because most people do, and I've seen you around, and, yeah I'm going to stop talking now." You got out in one breath, blushing in embarrassment as he you accepted his hand, and you were pulled from the floor.

"I'm Y/N." you said in a small voice, finally introducing yourself.

"I know." You looked up to see an impish grin on the young Pevensie's face. You stared at each other, and a second passed before you both chuckled, albeit awkwardly, as you bent down to collect your things.

As you checked over everything, you noticed you were missing a textbook. Then, it came into your line of eyesight, attached to Edmund's pale hand. You looked up, noticing he was observing you with a small smile on his face. Muttering a quiet thank you, you took the book, but your eyes widened seeing the watch on his wrist.

"Oh god! It's almost time for class!" you exclaimed. The ebony-haired boy looked at his watch, his eyes widening too as he saw the time.

"Shit!" he cursed, turning back to you. "Sorry for bumping into you Y/N, I'll...see you around?" he asked, his hazel eyes bright and...hopeful?

"Oh, um, yeah, I...I guess so." you replied, unsure of yourself.

"Great!" he exclaimed, excited, "Bye!" you close-enough-to-waved back until he turned around. Just then, the bell rang, and you took off down the corridor, just making it in time and almost forgetting about your encounter with the dark-haired Pevensie. Almost.

***

Edmund silently copied down what was on the board, his thoughts centred on the E/C girl for around the 1000th time. He'd liked her since Year 9, when she moved up a year from Year 8. He was also mentally cursing his older brother and his sixth-form free periods, which he seemed to think was a perfect time to visit his younger brother and push him into his year-long crush. He had to give himself some credit though – he handled the situation pretty well. The door opened and he looked up, and who should enter but Y/N. She turned to the teacher and explained that she had a music lesson. The teacher nodded.

"That's fine. Your seat is over there next to Edmund." Y/N's head snapped over to him before turning back to the teacher and nodding. Edmund's heart raced as she made her way over, before forcing a strange sounding "Hi" out of his mouth. She quietly greeted him back before opening her exercise book and started copying down the notes on the board.

***

"Okay everyone, your homework is a project with your desk partner. It's only small, and has no point other than to help you get to know each other. All the details will be on Google Classroom." the teacher said.

As you left the classroom, Edmund gave you a crumpled piece of paper.

"Here. Text me when you know when we can start working."

"O-okay." You replied gaining a small scrap of confidence, though still internally freaking out at the prospect of doing a 'bonding exercise' in the form of a history project. "Will do." you swallowed.

"See you then!" he said flashing his perfect, white teeth and turning around, jogging over to his siblings.

"See you," you replied quietly once he was out of earshot.

This might not be that bad. He seems nice – and smart, you thought.

I still hate people though, you firmly told yourself, before walking home.

[snowy-bones]

I hope this doesn't come off as mean, this isn't my intention, this is just a general observation/question 😅

I know Ash has been through alot in his life, and he has major trust issues. But does this excuse him to act the way he does with others? Does he know he might be hurting people because of his actions and how he treats them?

I'm not calling him a horrible person no, but this is something that's been bugging me for awhile. I can understand if the person did sometjing wrong and he acts cold because of it, but if people are generally being nice or trying to offer support, comfort, ect, how comes he acts so codly towards that?

Again I hope this doesn't come off as mean, I think ash is pretty cool, but lately his actions towards people who seem to genuinely try to be nice has been bugging me 😓😭-🍯

i'll try to explain this the best i can without giving away too much about Ash's past. but Ash has many many walls. Ash has always been cold to outsiders and he is tolerant of others in The Hub. the big thing here is that Ash doesn't want to let others know too much about him, his trust was shattered so badly. and i think after going through 999 pacifist runs and then the one time you decide to let your guard down, the one time you decide to trust someone other then your sibling, it gets shattered right in front of you. the one being that you were going to let in, kills your brother right in front of you and leaves you to try and handle it. so because of this betrayal Ash refuses to let people close, even if it is genuine, he will not believe it as such. to him there is always a catch. the one being that managed to shatter those walls was Lightie. we still have no idea how Lite-Brite was able to do this with Ash but it happened. Ash really only trusted his brother, because everyone else in his AU did not like him. they would often avoid him, they would only act "normal" around him when his sibling was with him. Ash knew what was going on and began caring about others less and less, it didn't matter to him as long as he had Tang. Tang was the only one who cared about him, and he could trust him. but then the human fell and of course he would put on the act, but, he didn't trust this human, not at all. but the human kept coming back, and gaining Tang's trust more and more, and they made Tang happy. and if something made Tang happy, Ash (aka Little Star) would do anything to keep him happy. so after 999 pacifist runs...Ash lowered his walls...and then...the 1000th run...was a genocide...and Tang wanted to try and figure out what was going on with the little human...and went to meet them first. and in the end, Ash was not fast enough to stop Tang...or the human..and as his brother was falling to the snow, Ash found himself tunnel visioned on his dusting sibling and forgetting about everything else... he blames himself for this, he blames himself for everything that happened..for letting his brother get attached to the human, for not being fast enough to stop him, for letting him get hurt, for not being able to stop him from dusting...everyone else in the AU dusted...and by the time he was able to pull himself from his grief he had realized that..and thus started his path...Ash is a Dustswap, so he is going to be cold and untrusting...especially to people he knows are humans...it takes so much for him to even give a sliver of trust to anyone. believe me, i know the frustration with him, i wish he could be trusting, i wish he would allow people to show him how much they actually care...but he is so closed off. please don't be too hard on the gremlin man. he really isn't a bad guy...he's just hard to break through to...

[zelda-ffitzgerald]

IA here. The MET anon. And it's early still and I'm hungover so I apologize if this comes across as harsh. BUT WHAT THE FUCK HAVE SOME OF YOU BEEN ON??? Cole is an abuser. That is not from me. That is not from these blogs or Riverdale fans that is from his gf of 3 motherfucking years who accused him, who has not backed down, who has been consistent in her story and from Lili indirectly through her poems and memes she has liked and even how she has talked about that relationship. So why are anons talking about him and the longevity of his 'relationship' like we can use normal parameters for it. Oh she has met his friends- so the fuck what? so has rainey, so has elisha, reina etc. She met his family? again so has a bunch of other people. he went to rainey's ranch, went to reina's bday family dinner. let's set aside that it is clearly transactional - ffs i will not explain for the 1000th time that no it wasn't just a coincidence that Daniela filer lined up several jobs for Ari BEFORE Ari even set foot in Vancouver or that Ari's agent confirmed a two month relationship or that they went out for pap walks got articles and then she applied for a checkmark or that Ari wanted until AFTER Cole posted her on his grid - within a fucking week to announce an agency change when that shit gets negotiated over months! Wait is finally over - from her own fucking mother- what were they waiting for? oh that is right COLE. So even discussing it like it's a normal hetero romantic relationship is dumb as balls. It's transactional. It's like asking if mIchelle will stay Cami's PA. Sure she seems like she's doing it for cheap, makes an efforts to get along with everyone and conveniently has Canadian passport. I'm sure Cami and Michelle like each other just fine, refer to each other as friends and have inside jokes, hug or whatever but should Michelle not do her duties, ask for too big a raise or finds a better offer she's going to bounce. Same. As. Ari. Take a fucking look at Ari's best friend Mara and Evander. In any other relationship, if a man cheated on me so constantly that he had to take out a billboard to apologize, told people I was a sex worker with many sugar daddies, married one of the women he cheated on me with, had multiple children with her that would be the end of that relationship. BUT NOT FOR THESE WOMEN. They are the roaches of relationships, as long as they god forbid don't have to do an honest day's work, they'll be around. So even trying to figure out how long it'll last is futile. There is nothing that is going to pry her hands of her meal ticket. Cole could anally rape every single one of Maman's stallion and Ari would just hand him the Sutil.

👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻

IA, louder for those in the back.

[whatifyoulivelikethat]

prompt list

18+, I swear a lot.  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

A series of (unfortunate) lines of text that you'll read and probably question what the fuck is going on in my head. These are all from things I’ve written that have either never come to fruition, weren’t up to par with my usual standard, or just dumb shit floating around in my head. XD This is my 1000th post on here, woot!

Don't take it too seriously. Yes, they're vulgar. So am I.

You may change the pronouns to any gender identity you prefer. May be written for any fandom, any pairing, and tenses / objects can be modified to fit your need. A lot of them are dialogue, but some aren’t, and you are free to choose what you want it to be. Drabble, short story, a novel, anything goes.

Please tag me so I can read what you’ve written. :)

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“Uh, this is McDonalds, not a modeling agency.”

“Don’t you have rules?” / “Yeah, the rules are first come, first serve this ass.”

“Binding, but make it ropes and chains.”

“Are you implying we need to have an important conference meeting later and, by we, I mean my mouth and your dick?”

“You reek of desperation and a fragile ego.”

“So, you don’t want to accept my gift of a fuck?”

“It’s not fair – he gets you all to himself and I’m just watching, wondering what it feels like when you’re holding his dick.”

“Want to see this canvas?”

“People like you have your head so far up your ass that your mouth is talking shit."

“W-What? No. No, nothing is wrong. I’m fine. You’re fine. We’re all perfectly fine.”

“You could send someone to the hospital with your handsomeness.”

"Withholding information is a lie."

“Is this what everyone feels when they hear a word of kindness?”

“No pressure, just presence.”

“Stop trying to gyrate your dick into my personal space.”

"What’s more important, a full eight hours of sleep or a man? That’s right, I’m going to bed."

“What are you doing? That’s private.” / “That’s my face.”

“Admit you want me and I’ll make you want me more.”

“You’re being incredibly rude by not letting me sit on your dick right now.”

“You have two options – get on your knees, or I’ll make you get on your knees while kindly gracing you with the permission to cry.”

“Do you ever not think about sex?” / “Yeah, when I’m asleep. Oh wait, never mind, I’m dreaming about sex.”

“I’m sorry, you want me to sneak into his room and do what?”

“Please don’t speak to me with a dildo sticking out of you.”

“I’m not saying you’re delusional. I’m just saying you’re delusional.”

“Me, an asshole? Only on Tuesdays.”

“No, I don’t want you to fall in love. I want you to get laid. Because you’re annoying me.”

“I’m sorry I hate myself more than I love you.”

“Of course, I have feelings. They’re locked away and I don’t know where the key is.”

“I can, er, explain why it’s that size.”

“You aren’t the most productive member of society, but you aren’t a detriment either, so at least that’s something.”

“I won’t bite unless you want me to.”

“He watched and the hole inside his heart grew bigger, filled with a festering loneliness.”

“Be patient. I’m taking my rings off.”

“Couldn't hurt to fail.”

“But, for once in your life, you were finally greeted by some good-looking deliciousness.”

“I didn't ask for a public relations speech. I asked if you got turned on imagining it.”

“It’s not what it looks like, but it is kind of what it looks like, but I swear it’s mostly not.”

“A little sweet, a bit salty, low-key tastes like cum.”

“Let me get this straight, you opened the door, saw that, and, instead of re-closing the door and leaving like a sane person, you walked in and did what?”

“That’s why I have five kinds of pizza and porn on pay-per-view.”

“Let’s make a secret so I can watch you struggle to keep it.”

“Do you think that just because time has passed that I am immune to struggle? That because you didn’t see me suffer means that it must not exist?”

“That’s it, I’m calling the police, he can’t just show up here looking that illegal.”

“I hate you.” / “Welcome to the club. I’m the president, but I can promote you to vice president as soon as today.”

“I did not come all the way over here to make out with myself. I can do that at home.”

“Okay, I’m done with my shameless slut sonata, what were you saying?”

“There are no rules if no one knows.”

“You chugged down six cups of coffee like it was a blood transfusion.”

“I can’t remember what I said, that was two days ago.” / “We were talking about your balls!”

“Whose dick pic is this and why is it so inspirational?”

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[deshimango]

sumaya reviews my roommate is a gumiho

summary: 21 year old university student lee dam accidentally swallows a 999 year old gumiho’s marble which he used to collect human energy to become human before his 1000th birthday. explaining to dam that if a human has the marble for more than a year it will kill them, shin woo yeo asks lee dam to live with him. (basically becoming her sugar d*ddy).

rating: 6.5/10

spoiler warning!

pros

more of a comedy than a drama (for the most part)

the actors have great comedic timing and the editing style adds to the charm

i may be biased because im in love with her but lee dam is a very likeable female lead

the supporting cast, secondary couple and 2nd male lead are all interesting and fun to watch even if you’re not rooting for them

i loved dam’s friend group, especially her dynamic with jae jin bc male-female friendships are not very common

more on jae jin: emotionally available male characters are not common so seeing him be the sensitive and affectionate person in his friend group and relationship was a pleasant surprise

everyone’s nice to look at what can i say, mr gumiho is hot and lee dam is <3 i’m love her and jae jin has a very pretty smile ☺️

cons

the second half the drama is carried mostly by the secondary couple

the pacing and the filler storylines towards the end got tiring and it wasn’t as funny in the later eps which made the show lose its charm a little bit

i didn’t even like seonwoo much and actively disliked him at first but i felt so bad for him getting dragged into the red string of fate drama even though it doesn’t have anything to do with him. they made him suffer and shipped him away and he just wasn’t that bad that he deserved all that y’know

the age gap: i know i signed up for it, it’s a fucking gumiho show i know, but they emphasized it so much it made me even more uncomfortable. “i cant believe i fell for someone so young” and the niece comment was weird and the student-teacher thing was unnecessary and made no sense after the initial “i’m protecting her” reasoning. they dragged it on for absolutely no reason and dam’s friends being okay with it, made it worse.

i know everyone (including me) is blinded by wooyeo’s attractiveness but his behaviour was sometimes creepy and even predatory? following someone around to “protect them” isn’t romantic and i know this is a common trope but that doesn’t make it okay. his eyes glowing red during the kiss was flat out a No from me like?? why?? and talking about it like he was her prey was gross?? like i know some people are into that and good for you but i just am not. him risking dam’s life to be closer to her a little longer was not fun and sexy, and i appreciated her putting herself before him (but she eventually disregarded that so never mind i guess)

would i watch it again: no but maybe like clips of dam and jae jin bc i love them both

overall: i know this is supposed to be a lighthearted show but i try to be critical of media and i really enjoyed the first half of this show but the second half kinda ruined it for me.

[geekmedium]

The Will to Fight

So in celebration of One Piece getting ready to release it’s 1000th chapter, I’m spending the next few Sundays until it’s release posting various analysis about scenes that mean a lot to me as a fan. And I figured I’d start with a scene that has been debated by fans for decades now.

Why did Luffy refuse to fight Bellamy?

Many people have given various reasons for this, ranging from “Luffy learned it from Shanks” to “Luffy felt pity for Bellamy” and many more. And all these reasons are perfectly valid, but I think the fandom looks a little too small when talking about this. Instead of looking at just the character’s actions, let’s look at the themes of the story that guide those actions.

In the world of One Piece, willpower is actual power. Not just in the Gurren Lagann way with Haki, but the ability to take action with no hesitation creates an effect in the One Piece world that is tangible and often Earth shaking. You can’t expect to do anything huge if you take half measures. The world of pirates doesn’t allow for second guessing or backpedaling. And this is an important theme, because it is reflected not just in our protagonist’s mentality of living life without regret or hesitation, but in minor characters and marines too.

When Luffy makes a move he is absolutely sure about it. One of the reasons he is so inspiring to people both in and out of universe is because he can be so confident about every decision he makes and action he takes. And while sometimes that can be a flaw (see his fight with Zoro), usually it leads to the accomplishment of the impossible. In short, it’s the kind of will needed to be the King of the Pirates.

But just because he’s rash and impulsive doesn’t mean he’s always ready to throw down. And keep in mind Bellamy isn’t the only time he’s refused to fight back at people attacking him. There was the time when Galley La thought he tried to assassinate Iceburg and attacked him

or when the Amazon Lily warriors were going to kill him, and he only focused on dodging and escape

Rebecca attacking him to try and gain an edge in the gladiatorial fight got a nonchalant response

and of course his refusal to fight Sanji

And many other moments a little too small to mention, like when he ran from the Orange Town villagers attacking him. But all of these have the excuse of being against citizens, allies and nakama. So again, why Bellamy?

Well I think it comes down to the fact that with all of those instances, Luffy would have regretted fighting. Each time he raises his fist, he does it with no fear he is making a mistake, or insecurity that he may be wrong. And as I said, that absolute willpower makes him the man who will change the very world. And so it’s imperative he never do something to someone that he second guesses.

But still, you say, those were all good people and Bellamy’s just an asshole. Very true, he was, but that’s all he was. He wasn’t a brutal dictator, or an evil god, or a Shichibukai manipulating a country to civil war. He was a cocky shit who bit off more than he could chew. And Luffy knew that. He knew it the moment Bellamy showed himself to be a man of no real dreams or ambitions. Because by those same laws of the One Piece world, he would never be anybody. And beating on those weaker than you for no reason would have made Luffy, even if only for a moment, the exact same kind of asshole he has fought against since day 1. He would regret it, and that regret could lead to horrible future decisions.

Let me explain. When he fought against Katakuri, while many people debate the fight, I always felt that in the end, Katakuri’s resolve to fight slowly melted as he recognized Luffy and started hesitating about defending his horrible family. While Luffy knew he was doing right, because he’s never felt for a second that he was wrong. Even when he is doing objectively horrible stuff like releasing prisoners from Impel Down, he never has to question himself and wonder if he’s the bad guy because he’s never taken a single action that would make him think otherwise.

But let’s look at another example. The fight of Luffy vs. Usopp. In the beginning, Luffy is hesitant to fight his nakama and it shows.

But eventually, he gets his resolve again, and completely dominates in the fight. Why? Because he recognizes that though Usopp is much weaker than him, he’s fighting for his beliefs and to not fight with the same resolve would be insulting. And Usopp’s wording above is interesting, because it has a familiar echo to what Zoro said after the Bellamy fight.

To fight such worthless opponents would bring pity. It’s not a worthy battle Luffy would be proud of. It would just be a worthless slaughter he would look back on with regret and leave himself vulnerable with hesitation. And why would this matter? Because what if every time he fought an enemy, he was reminded of this useless fight and hesitated? What if the merciless beatdown he gave Hannyabal was too similar to the one he gave Bellamy? Is he wrong to do this, just like he was wrong to hurt Bellamy? I think on some level, Luffy knew that to fight would invite that kind of regret and hesitation, and realized it wasn’t worth it.

Does that mean Luffy wasn’t pissed to get his ass kicked by some weak, nihilistic pirate? Of course he was, but like Shanks before him, whatever he was feeling at the time, he would get over it. Bellamy wasn’t worth his time or his thoughts and so Luffy would have been happy to dismiss him. 

But when Bellamy brought the fight to him again, the circumstances were different. Bellamy wasn’t just an asshole dream mocker. He was a dream crusher. He stole Cricket’s gold and hurt his friends and that sealed the deal. But even then, there was no hatred or even petty revenge in that punch. It was pure righteous anger, and once it was over Luffy never gave it another thought. Which is why later on he was able to befriend Bellamy and gain a potential ally for the future. 

Because Luffy doesn’t just fight with no hesitation. He forgives without hesitation too, so long as he’s seen you’ve changed. To hold onto anger and past grievances is as likely to bind you as past trauma and bitterness. And Luffy will never be bound by anything that petty, small and ultimately meaningless. His dream is to be the most free man in the ocean, and he won’t let anyone, much less Bellamy, get in the way of that. Because as Blackbeard said