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It’s been like two years I’m temporarily back because I am hearing SO MANY GOOD THINGS ABOUT DRAGONS RISING

Where are you people watching it?? I can���t find season 2 anywhere

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This is important btw

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Who will last longer?

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find this on misako's wiki page and think it needs to be talked about more

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thinking ab the baby ninja being attracted to their elements and the ppl who raised them knowing ab it

Like Kai and Nya's village knew their parents, so it makes sense to them that Nya learns how to swim before she learns how to walk, and that Kai is so interested in blacksmithing and how they have to keep him away from candles. Lou putting up with Cole digging holes in the backyard and coming in covered in mud. Julien thinking Zane is just being all roboty when he wants to sit outside during a snowstorm, or want the air conditioning to be on. Even Lloyd being drawn to brighter lit areas at Darkleys.

Meanwhile, Ed and Edna have NO idea why their baby keeps wanting to electrocute himself, how he keeps undoing the safety measures they put on the plugs, why he keeps sticking wires in his mouth, and why he gives them a static shock every other time they pick him up

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can’t believe this is happening who let me rewatch this show

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I am calling for the help of the people of Ninjago Tumblr,

What are some of Zane and Pixal’s character flaws?

They seem to just be perfect

But I need to know for a fic I’m writing.

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Zane takes a nasty blow in a fight and Jay has to act as his battery by sticking his hand in his chest because for some reason it would be bad if he shut down. Homies is it gay to literally hold your best friends heart and single-handedly keep it beating, your very touch a lifeline he clings to

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I may be admittedly a teensy bit disappointed that we never got to see Zane's reaction to the Overlord's return, but I'd like to imagine it went a little something like this

Lloyd: hey, I know it sucks that the Overlord came back, and I'm sure you're handling the news just about as well as I am, but you're not alone in this. I know from experience just how much it hurts to see him come back in spite of all your efforts to destroy him. And considering you died to defeat him...I understand this must be very hard for you to deal with. Just know that I understand your pain, and if you ever want to talk about it, I'm here for you, buddy <3 Zane, completely checked out and highkey disassociating to cope: ~aruba, jamaica, ooh i wanna take ya, bermuda, bahama, come on pretty mama~

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yo i just noticed

S11

S14

Crystalized

Nelson is taller now

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It will never not be funny to me how in Shadow of Ronin Lloyd had, like, emo hair. Full on hair over one eye. Sitting in a volcano by himself and MeditatingTM all day. Probably listening to MCR. Iconic.

Look at him. Truly the Lloyd design of all time.

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Kai gets a tattoo dedicated to Zane after he dies in season 3 and its like “Zane Julien A friend to the end 😔” (emoji included) with Zanes date of death and when Zane comes back he has to go back to the tattoo artist and have them cross out the date. he gets a new date of death each time zane dies and has to go get them to cross it out every time and Jay thinks its hilarious

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Lloyd: I got banned from a FSM church.

Lloyd: Apparently, even if I'm the grandson of God-

Lloyd: I can't waltz in there and call my own grampa a "conniving bitch" without everyone telling me not to disrespect him.

Lloyd: And then the old ladies tossed me out when I told them he wasn't going to come back to life and screw them.

Lloyd: I plan to do this stunt until I am banned in every major and minor FSM church in Ninjago.

Wu: Let me get this straight-

Lloyd: I'm not straight, but continue.

Wu: You went to one of my father's temples of worship, disrespected him, threw verbal nonsense at the elderly, got kicked out, and banned-

Lloyd: I know, Uncle-

Wu: Without me?

Lloyd:

Lloyd: a-

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Blue fire and red lightning.

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Picture this, you're on a small boat with Lloyd and Pixal. Pixal is making the most obnoxious whale sounds and Lloyd is throwing a tantrum about candy or whatever. What are you doing?

Wait anon lemme get this straight, im with kid lloyd, and pixal, who did not exist until after lloyd was aged up, (because the timeline is fake) (unless you’re saying that like aged up late-teens lloyd is crying abt candy, if so, fair)

For your answer tho, i am joining pixal in doing the whale sounds (though it does feel very out of character for her🤔), and like, i’d tell lloyd i’ll get him fuckloads of candy from like costco (but i will not)

now,, may i ask, what? what prompted this?

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ALSO Wu and Garmadon definitely have some personal beef against him, so like, they probably met, and him being an elemental master would explain why

hc quanish was a previous elemental master of ice

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hc quanish was a previous elemental master of ice