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pirunika · 17 days ago
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drinking tonight i guess 😈
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folkloreforever · 9 months ago
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I’m bored so I’m going to answer these
1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans? Coffee mugs
2. chocolate bars or lollipops? Chocolate bars
3. bubblegum or cotton candy? Cotton candy
4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you?
5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups? Glass cups
6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear? Pastel
7. earbuds or headphones? Airpods
8. movies or tv shows? Both
9. favorite smell in the summer? Rain on pavement when it hasn't rained for a couple of weeks
10. game you were best at in p.e.? Capture the flag (I guarded the flag)
11. what you have for breakfast on an average day? Yogurt and granola
12. name of your favorite playlist? My liked songs
13. lanyard or key ring? Lanyard
14. favorite non-chocolate candy? Jolly ranchers
15. favorite book you read as a school assignment? Little women (for my book talk)
16. most comfortable position to sit in? Knees to chest
17. most frequently worn pair of shoes? Nike air forces
18. ideal weather? Partly cloudy with big fluffy clouds
19. sleeping position?
20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)? Journal
21. obsession from childhood? American girl dolls/model horses
22. role model? Taylor Alison swift, Greta gerwig
23. strange habits?
24. favorite crystal? Idk
25. first song you remember hearing?
26. favorite activity to do in warm weather? Read in the hammock
27. favorite activity to do in cold weather? Drink tea
28. five songs to describe you? This is me trying, fifteen, pretty isn’t pretty, tied together with a smile, epiphany,
29. best way to bond with you? Talk about Taylor swift, books, or tv shows/movies I like
30. places that you find sacred?
31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names?
32. top five favorite vines?
33. most used phrase in your phone? lol, lmao,
34. advertisements you have stuck in your head? That one Canadian funeral billboard telling drivers to speed
35. average time you fall asleep? 9:30-10:00
36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing?
37. suitcase or duffel bag? It depends
38. lemonade or tea? ☕️
39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie? Lemon cake
40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school? A random guy went thru the schools campus asking for a phone charger, which put the school in lock out
41. last person you texted? One of my besties
42. jacket pockets or pants pockets? Pants pockets
43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket? Hoodie
44. favorite scent for soap? Flowers
45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero? Fantasy
46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in? Sweatpants and sweatshirt
47. favorite type of cheese? Parmesan
48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be? Pineapple
49. what saying or quote do you live by? Hydrate before you diedrate
50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have?
51. current stresses? School
52. favorite font? The folklore and evermore one
53. what is the current state of your hands?
54. what did you learn from your first job? Time management
55. favorite fairy tale?
56. favorite tradition? Cake on Christmas Day (it was my grandmas birthday)
57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome?
58. four talents you’re proud of having?
59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be?
60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be?
61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.?
62. seven characters you relate to?
63. five songs that would play in your club?
64. favorite website from your childhood?
65. any permanent scars? I burnt myself accidentally with. Dutch oven on my thigh
66. favorite flower(s)? Roses, wildflowers
67. good luck charms?
68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried? Banana
69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned?
70. left or right handed? Right
71. least favorite pattern?
72. worst subject? Physics
73. favorite weird flavor combo? Pineapple and raspberry
74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen? Probably 7 (period cramps)
75. when did you lose your first tooth? 5
76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)? Sweet potatoes
77. best plant to grow on a windowsill?
78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store? Sushi from grocery store
79. which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo? Passport photo
80. earth tones or jewel tones? Earth
81. fireflies or lightning bugs? Firefly’s
82. pc or console?
83. writing or drawing? Both
84. podcasts or talk radio?
84. barbie or polly pocket?
85. fairy tales or mythology? Both
86. cookies or cupcakes?
87. your greatest fear? Painful death
88. your greatest wish?to travel the world and have unlimited money,
89. who would you put before everyone else?
90. luckiest mistake?
91. boxes or bags?
92. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights? All
93. nicknames? Katrina (in Italian accent), Kate’s, Katerochina
94. favorite season? Depends
95. favorite app on your phone? Spotify
96. desktop background?
97. how many phone numbers do you have memorized? Only like 5
98. favorite historical era? Regency era bc of pride and prejudice
weird asks that say a lot
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1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans?
2. chocolate bars or lollipops?
3. bubblegum or cotton candy?
4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you?
5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups?
6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear?
7. earbuds or headphones?
8. movies or tv shows?
9. favorite smell in the summer?
10. game you were best at in p.e.?
11. what you have for breakfast on an average day?
12. name of your favorite playlist?
13. lanyard or key ring?
14. favorite non-chocolate candy?
15. favorite book you read as a school assignment?
16. most comfortable position to sit in?
17. most frequently worn pair of shoes?
18. ideal weather?
19. sleeping position?
20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)?
21. obsession from childhood?
22. role model?
23. strange habits?
24. favorite crystal?
25. first song you remember hearing?
26. favorite activity to do in warm weather?
27. favorite activity to do in cold weather?
28. five songs to describe you?
29. best way to bond with you?
30. places that you find sacred?
31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names?
32. top five favorite vines?
33. most used phrase in your phone?
34. advertisements you have stuck in your head?
35. average time you fall asleep?
36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing?
37. suitcase or duffel bag?
38. lemonade or tea?
39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie?
40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school?
41. last person you texted?
42. jacket pockets or pants pockets?
43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket?
44. favorite scent for soap?
45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero?
46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in?
47. favorite type of cheese?
48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be?
49. what saying or quote do you live by?
50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have?
51. current stresses?
52. favorite font?
53. what is the current state of your hands?
54. what did you learn from your first job?
55. favorite fairy tale?
56. favorite tradition?
57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome?
58. four talents you’re proud of having?
59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be?
60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be?
61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.?
62. seven characters you relate to?
63. five songs that would play in your club?
64. favorite website from your childhood?
65. any permanent scars?
66. favorite flower(s)?
67. good luck charms?
68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried?
69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned?
70. left or right handed?
71. least favorite pattern?
72. worst subject?
73. favorite weird flavor combo?
74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen?
75. when did you lose your first tooth?
76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)?
77. best plant to grow on a windowsill?
78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store?
79. which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo?
80. earth tones or jewel tones?
81. fireflies or lightning bugs?
82. pc or console?
83. writing or drawing?
84. podcasts or talk radio?
84. barbie or polly pocket?
85. fairy tales or mythology?
86. cookies or cupcakes?
87. your greatest fear?
88. your greatest wish?
89. who would you put before everyone else?
90. luckiest mistake?
91. boxes or bags?
92. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights?
93. nicknames?
94. favorite season?
95. favorite app on your phone?
96. desktop background?
97. how many phone numbers do you have memorized?
98. favorite historical era?
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urmomsstuntdouble · 4 years ago
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brother of mine
aka an itabros character study (?) there are characters and they’ve been studied, idk what else to tell you. this has been in my head for a long while, though i got a lil experimental with how i wrote it. anyway, this is a bit important to me and i know there’s like a lot of really good takes about their relationship already out ther, but here’s mine! i hope you enjoy it!
(pov romano, written in present tense 2nd person, in case that’s a turn off for you. all of the emotional baggage you’d expect.)
6:09- Wake up, still tired. Nothing you can do about that, but you stay in bed a little longer, listening. Is your brother awake yet? Do you want him to be? It’s already noisy outside. 
6:13- Get out of bed after spending four minutes staring at that photograph of your fiance and you that’s taped to the wall. You wonder if you should frame it, but he hasn’t gotten you a ring yet, so you don’t know if he’s serious, or he’s also in love with you. And if you were to frame it, you’d have to take the tape off, and that would render your likeness without a face. Would that be so bad? And you don’t want to think about that, so you push the blanket off. Because you sleep naked, you get cold fast without the blanket. At first, you try to sink deeper into the bed, but that dosn’t work. There’s no goosebumps on your back. So you get up and put clothes on. 
6:15- You walk into the bathroom, pleased that the time is such an even number. A perfect quarter of an hour. But then you see your brother, standing at the mirror, straightening his wavy hair. You sigh, and ask him how long he’s gonna be in the bathroom. You need to straighten your hair too, and you can’t use the toilet with him standing there. Maybe you could’ve at one point, or on a better day, but today isn’t one of those days. 
6:39- You finish straightening your hair. Your brother is still in the bathroom, even though he doesn’t need to be. He’s crosslegged on the toilet, and you’re paying closer attention to your hair than his rambling, but you still know when to nod and fake-laugh. 
6:52- You don’t pay attention to traffic on the way to work, despite driving. It was your turn to drive, but you’re not in the mood to drive. But you can’t ask your brother to drive, because then he’ll worry about you, and you’ll have to tell him why you’re fine. He’ll never believe you. He says he wants to help you a lot, but he never does, at least not in the way you need. Maybe he doesn’t understand you, or maybe you’re just stupid to him. Can he see you, really? Is he even trying? Maybe you are stupid, or maybe you can’t be helped. You almost hit a woman and her daughter, and you scream out the window that they need to walk faster. You don’t believe yourself, and your brother can tell. You growl. Maybe that’ll change his mind. 
7:28- You arrive at the Parliament building. Your brother gets out of the car first, almost while it’s still moving. Don’t want to be late! he chirps, but the pair of you can’t be late. You can’t give the nation avatars their morning briefing if they’re not there. And you’re not even supposed to be there until eight, anyway. You say nothing of this and call him a dumbass. 
7:37- You’re walking slowly through the halls. You have 23 minutes, and you are alone. Some coffee would be nice. You don’t trust yourself to get coffee and get back in 23 minutes, so you don’t. 
8:00- You walk into the briefing room. Your brother is already there. He gives you a little wave when you walk in. Heat flashes through you, and you feel like you could rip a cork out of a bottle with your bare hands. There is no way to test that, because there are no bottles in this room. You sit beside him, in the chair unofficially designated as yours, and begin the briefing. 
9:00- Another meeting. A headache nips at your temples, and you tell yourself it’s not because you didn’t get coffee. It is. In the meeding, someone mentions your separatists, and you straighten your tie. You also shrink back into your seat. They blame you, or maybe think you have answers. You don’t. You are glad your tattoo is covered. 
10:00- You have nothing to do for now, so you read the news. Your brother is doing paperwork. You should be doing paperwork. If you didn’t share an office, you wouldn’t feel so bad about not doing the paperwork. The sound of his pen on paper grates at you. You can hear his progress as the ball-point gets scratchier. You keep scrolling down the news app on your government phone. 
11:00- You start your own paperwork after the third time your brother harrasses you about it. Hundreds of Lovino Vargas’s make your wrist hurt, but he looks smug about finishing first. 
12:54- You get a chunk of your work done. Your brother’s fucked off somewhere without telling you. You leave the office, leave the building, and find a wall to lean against. You smoke, watching your people. If they’re yours? Things are fuzzier in Rome. You wish they weren’t. No one else is so weak in their capital, and it’s only okay because Veneziano is weak here too. A girl smiles at you, and you blow her a kiss. Her blush is cute, but you can’t enjoy it because you’re engaged. 
13:12- Your brother finds you. He wants to get lunch. You say fine, unenthused. You get lunch from a street market. When the vendor hands your food across the counter, your fingers brush. The look in his eyes changes, and he gapes. He knows who you are. You wink at him, and he stands a little straighter. Your brother knows what’s happened too, and beams at him. He pays in a stack of coins. The vendor chuckles, and stares at your brother in awe. They shake hands while you hold your brother’s lunch. You need to get back to work, so you take your food without shaking the vendor’s hand. 
14:00- It’s another hour passed. Your pen sounds different when you sign your name, but the victory feels hollow. You’re slow. 
15:00- It’s warm. Too warm. You’re heavy, and you want to take a nap. You’re sweating again, and miss the ocean. You can’t remember the last time you saw your fiance. You should make arrangements to see him again. 
16:00- It’s still warm. You’ve sweated through your dress shirt. Maybe you should take your blazer off. But then people will know you’re sweating. And your brother isn’t sweating. You keep the blazer on, and wipe your forehead with a tissue. With the tissue still in your hand, you excuse yourself to the bathroom. You wipe under your arms with toilet paper, and stare at yourself in the mirror. You’re behind, and you sort of miss the times when you didn’t have paperwork. It was better for your wrists, but worse for everything else. Even so, you could lean back on your fiance’s chest whenever you pleased. He had a soft spot for you. Everyone else’s soft spot is for your brother. You wonder if your fiance is the only person who will ever have such a soft spot for you. You splash your face with cold water and pat it dry. Your eyes looked better when they were lined with sweat. 
17:00- It gets loud outside. You continue working. 
18:00- It’s still loud. You’re still working. Your brother takes a break, smoking by the window. There’s sweat under his arms. A secratary walks in to deliver more papers. She likes his suspenders, and he thanks her. He blows her a kiss. You know, the whole point of smoking by the window is to keep the smoke from getting into the room. The secratary leaves. You ruined it. 
19:00- Your brother drives you home. It’s his turn. He pays attention to traffic. You pick at your nails, and wrestle some words down. Your head throbs, and you need a smoke. Or some coffee. 
20:11- You’re home. It smells like you, and you can breathe. It also smells like your brother. Maybe you smell the same. 
20:47- Dinner. You sit down, punctuated by an opening door. You brother’s boyfriend walks in, and he makes him a plate. You shake your head, and push food around on your plate while they talk about trade deals. You wish he wasn’t here. Or maybe you wish you were somehwere else. Maybe you wish you were on the beach, or maybe you miss your fiance. Actually, you always miss him, but most of the time you’ve forgotten. Watching them talk about the trade hurts anyway. It’s not even trade between the two of them. You figure it out and realize that you wish you were human. If you were human you never would’ve met your brother. You’d never have left Sicilia- Or maybe you’d be married to your fiance by now. Whatever. You wouldn’t know either of the men on the other side of the table, and it would be a better life. 
21:03- You brother’s boyfriend is gone. You’re screaming, and so is your brother. You’re both armed with wine glasses, and you feel yours slipping in your hand. You don’t want to drop it, because he’ll help you clean it. You can see it now- The glass falls and shatters, and you fall with it to pick up the pieces. Your brother’s hands meet yours as he does the same. You scream at him and someone bleeds while the other shouts into a pillow. You drink the rest of your wine. You try to talk so fast that you dribble wine down your shirt. Your throat feels tight and your voice pitches up, and now you sound like him. You tell him he’s stupid and obnoxious and he should’ve kept his half of the country. His eyes widen. Yours would too if someone was yelling at you in your own voice. You both ruin your shirts with tears, and Veneziano drops his wine glass. Good job, you say, and track footprints of wine out of the room. 
21:49- You need to go to sleep. You can hear your brother talking to his boyfriend on the phone. You wish it was light enough to see the picture of your fiance on the wall, and you don’t want to get out of bed to turn the light on. You know it’s there, and that helps, but you really wish you could see him. 
5:03- You didn’t sleep much last night. The quiet in the house hurts a little. You’re still in yesterday’s clothes. You wander downstairs. The floor is clean now, and the kitchen door is open. Your brother is outside. 
5:06- You’re not sorry and you let him know. He’s okay with it and you sort of wish he wasn’t but you’re glad he understadns. He makes you cry too much, but you also make him cry a lot. Maybe you shouldn’t live together. You don’t say that, because it might make him cry again. 
5:08- His head is on your shoulder. You can’t move. You think you’re supposed to put an arm around him and be comforting. Your hands were always too rough, too violent, too dirty. They never learned how to love gently. You wouldn’t know how to comfort. You were never supposed to learn what tenderness was. Last night, you wished you hadn’t. 
5:18- You hug him. He does most of the work. You bury your face in his shoulder pretending it’s someon else’s. 
5:19- He’s sorry. You don’t believe him. 
5:20- You say thank you. 
5:21- Niether of you talk. You might not be ready to talk yet. Is it okay, you ask him? He shrugs, because he’s not ready either. No one’s ever ready. 
5:24- You agree to try again today. You both know it won’t work. You try again. 
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catthecoder · 4 years ago
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tag game - get to know me
tagged by the awesome @orangenfrottee - thank you, i haven’t done one of these in ages and these questions sound like so much fun! 💕
1. what is the color of your hairbrush? it’s grey on the back with black handle
2. name a food you never eat - hmm, i used to be such a picky eater but i recently slowly started eating a lot of food i used to despise... if you asked me a few months ago, i could write up a rather long list, but right now? the only thing that comes to mind are picked cucumbers 😬
3. are you typically too warm or too cold? too cold, 100%. somehow, my body stays cold even when it is like 30 degrees, which is hella weird.
4. what were you doing 45 minutes ago? eating lunch! i made bagels with ricotta, ham, cheese, egg and avocado and i had a couple of baby cucumbers along with it (mind you, not pickled ones) and it was super delicious.
5. what’s your favorite candy bar? i think twix is my favourite? or perhaps this slovak bar called ‘horalky’, which is basically wafers with peanut filling and sides dipped in chocolate... god, now i want one so desperately.
6. have you ever been to a professional sports game? i used to watch hockey a lot and i’ve been to a couple of games.
7. what is the last thing you said out loud?  huh, i think it was my order when i went for coffee a couple of hours ago? (i got a latte and a piece of apple crumble cake, in case anybody’s wondering)
8. what is your favorite ice cream? i could eat ben&jerry every day, so it’s probably their ‘half baked’ or ‘phish food’. also, i’d die for a good mango sorbet.
9. what was the last thing you had to drink? plain old water
10. do you like your wallet? i like how small and practical it is..... i’m trying to recall the last time i actually took it out of my backpack and i’m coming very short.
11. what is the last thing you ate? the bagels from question 4!
12. did you buy any new clothes last weekend? i bought a pair of new masks last thursday and they arrived on monday - does that count?
13. what’s the last sporting event you watched? haha, does the bake off count as a sporting event? if not, i think it would be some skiing competitions (slalom) last winter - my parents follow them rather closely and it kind of rubs off on me when i’m home with them.
14. what is your favorite flavor of popcorn? salty mixed with sweet!
15. who is the last person you sent a text message to? my boyfriend.
16. ever been camping? does setting up a tent in friend’s backyard and sleeping there count? if so, then yes.
17. do you take vitamins? not really... i sometimes take c during autumn for immunity, but i haven’t bought any this year so far... oh, i am taking probiotics right now, though i’m not sure whether that counts as vitamins.
18. do you regularly attend a place of worship? no.
19. do you have a tan? no, if i try to tan, i just turn pink (or red). though i’m pretty sure my skin is marginally lighter underneath where i wear my watch.
20. do you prefer Chinese or pizza?  if going out, pizza; if i’m cooking, chinese.
21. do you drink your soda through a straw? if there’s ice in it, then yes; otherwise, i tend to skip the straw. 
22. what color socks do you usually wear? black or white.
23. do you ever drive above the speed limit? gonna be honest and say yes. not by crazy amounts or anything like that, but if i know the road and i can see quite far around and ahead, i will go 10ish% above the limit easily. not gonna lie, it’s especially easy on highways (though i nearly got fined last time i drove, so who knows how i’ll feel about it the next i’ll sit behind the wheel) 
24. what terrifies you? haha, like i’m going to share that.
25. look to your left, what do you see?  a shelf with alcohol bottles, glasses that don’t fit into our kitchen cabinet, an assortment of cameras and other photography equipment and a scanner. oh, and a window.
26. what chore do you hate most? taking out our organic waste bin - it starts smelling very bad very quickly plus the bin for it downstairs hadn’t been taken out in a very long time and it’s always covered by fruit flies and smells veeeery bad and i’m feeling yucky just thinking about it.
27. what do you think of when you hear an Australian accent? i think - hah, that person is australian, how cool.
28. what’s your favorite soda? i love san pellegrino. limonata is my go to, but i recently had lemon & mint and my god, that one is amazing.
29. do you go in a fast food place or just hit the drive thru? i go in, even if i drove there - i don’t like eating in my car.
30. what’s your favorite number? i’ve always had a special connection to number three, so let’s go with that.
31. who’s the last person you talked to? depends on what you mean by talked to - actually spoke to, with my voice? the bartender at my favourite coffee shop. had a meaningful conversation? probably with a customer service employee who’s helping me resolve an issue. just chatted to, without much of a point? my boyfriend.
32. favorite meat? hmm, probably ham?
33. last song you listened to? i’m currently listening to ‘cigarette daydreams’ by ‘cage the elephant’, though that’s going to change in a minute and half.
34. last book you read? ‘renegades’ by marissa meyer! it was so. good! i started the second book, ‘archnemesis’ yesterday and i’m even more in love. 100% recommend if you’re into superhero stories with secret identities and enemies-to-friends(-to-lovers). such an amazing series.
35. favorite day of the week? what even are days?
36. can you say the alphabet backwards? only crazy people can.
37. how do you like your coffee? oat latte with a bit of honey.
38. favorite pair of shoes? i own way too many shoes to be able to pick a single favourite pair.
39. time you normally get up? between 8:30 and 9:00.
40. what do you prefer, sunrise or sunsets? sunsets.
41. how many blankets are on your bed? none. there is one on the couch though.
42. describe your kitchen plates? we found this kitchen set in tesco after eating from paper plates for at least a week after moving in - there are four bowls, four small plates and four big plates (a year layer, we found two extra big bowls matching our set) - the bowls are grey from outside and white on the inside; the small plates are grey on the top and white on the bottom and the big plates are white on top and grey on bottom.
43. describe your kitchen at the moment: very small - a third of it is a stove (with two heating pads? circles? whatever), another third is a sink and the last third is workspace with a small shelf for spices, cutlery etc, and a cutting board and knives stand. most of the workspace is taken up by a cutting board i used to cut avocado and cucumbers for lunch and there is a tiny pan (and i mean really tiny, like one egg sized) leftover on the stove. i’m probably going to do the dishes after i finish answering these.
44. do you have a favorite alcoholic drink? i’m not that picky, i’ll drink almost anything. i think i prefer fruity drinks though - i really like french martini or sex on the beach.
45. do you play cards? we used to play cards a lot with my parents and sister (and grandparents as well) - i love playing canasta, but you need four people for that, so i haven’t actually played in months... we also played a lot of joker and i taught my boyfriend to play this summer (not that he didn’t know how to play, he just wasn’t particularly good)... and we also play poker with a couple of our friends here from time to time
46. what color is your car? this is going to sound so bad, but i am actual not sure? we ended up finding quite a good deal on a car we wanted to get after uni, so we bought it - however, it is back in slovakia and both me and my boyfriend are stuck in uk right now. it’s either black or very dark blue, but for the love of my life, i can’t remember and the photos i found weren’t helpful at. all. (if it weren’t for covid, i’d be able to answer this question a lot better). oh, and the car i had before (my mom’s old car) is red.
47. can you change a tire? i like to think i’d be able to (after enough googling and youtube videos), but if there was somebody else with me, i’d gladly let them do it.
48. your favorite state or province? like in usa or what? i guess new york.
49. favorite job you’ve had? i don’t think i’ve particularly enjoyed any of the jobs i had so far - if i had to pick, i’d say working in an ice-cream shop, because if there is one thing that could make work during a very hot summer even slightly bearable, it’s the fact that every so often, you can nibble on a bit of an ice-cream.
i’m tagging @stonerbughead @strangenightsofdaydreams and @i-know-you-can - i know there is like 50 questions and that’s a lot, but they were actually a lot of fun? 
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alwaysanotherrainbow · 5 years ago
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my boyfriend never texts first
Remus just wants to not be the first one to send a message every once in a while. That’s not too much to ask, right?
relationship: romantic remrom, background remy and emile (also romantic)
warnings: major character death, extended mourning (secondary warnings- brief discussion of religious holidays, brief underage drinking mention, a lot of all-caps) notes: unrelated, human, hs/college au. virgil, emile, and remy are here too. If you need anything in the secondary warnings (or one of those latter three characters) edited out, please let me know and I can put that up for you!
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Remus always texted him first. Always. It didn’t matter the situation, didn’t matter the time date place name face. Who what when where why. It first started when he texted hi roman :) when they first got phones; for whatever reason, Roman just never texted first. Either he’d call or they’d talk in person.
No matter. Remus could cope.
May 1:
8:37 PM tody i saw you by my locker 8:39 PM *today 8:42 PM why didnt you say hi?
May 2:
9:30 PM a teacher talked to me today 9:30 PM wanted to talk about how i’m doing after 9:52 PM well you know. he’s a sick bastard
Really, it wasn’t too much to ask for, was it? He just wanted to see him text first once in a while! May 7:
3:32 PM: by the way idk if you got this last time 3:36 PM: my class ring size is the medium 3:44 PM: hopefully you order it by the deadline :P 4:03 PM: no idea when the deadline is 4:20 PM: bLAZE IT 4:24 PM: sorry i have like 0 money so i got it from the consignment shop 4:31 PM: i hope you like synthetic rubies!! leaving them with ur dad 10:40 PM: update. i cried for four hours with your dad.
June 2:
7:30 AM: gRaDuAtIoN dAy!!! 7:32 AM: there’s cookies in the reception menu 7:35 AM: snickerdoodles your favorite [eyes] 10:02 AM: i’m getting some for u 10:05 AM: [kissy face] 7:40 PM: the announcement was Weird 7:43 PM: anyways i have the snickerdoodles (Remus couldn’t go over to where Roman was staying, so he left them in the living room. He knew Roman would appreciate them. Hopefully he’d come over (wait, probably not, given...))
Well, actually, he could understand why he never texted first. June 11:
12:14 PM: roMAN 12:16 PM: [Attachment: Remus_Picani-Kleitman_Acceptance_Letter.pdf] 12:18 PM: YEAHHHH 12:24 PM: I’m sure you got in too SEND ME YOURS WHEN YOU GET IT 12:32 PM: WE MIGHT SHARE A ROOM YEA 12:35 PM: [Attachment: celebration.jpg]
Everyone was probably saying that he ought to just move on, but to be honest, he couldn’t... Actually, to be honest, no-one had told him to move on to his face yet. In fact, everyone was surprised he was doing so well, given how bad the circumstances were! The situation was stressing him out so much, even his dads were gently advising him to rethink things. (Well, that was part of the territory with one of them being a therapist and the other being a barista.)
“I got y’all some kouign-amann from the cafe,” said Dad, putting it down on the counter. His shirt had SLEEP scrawled on it with a Sharpie; it was the one that Remus had made for him as a joke. He still wore it. Huh.
“Sweetie, what’s a queen amahn?” asked Papa.
“It’s a... er, it’s like a... this is kinda like a croissant that had dreams of a muffin tin and salted caramel. One for you, babe.... then one for Doodlebug-”
“Can I leave some for Roman?” asked Remus.
They exchanged a glance.
“Of course you can,” said Papa with a smile. “Your candle’s on the table. Also, I got the news about being accepted into university? Good job, kiddo. You know, that was your father’s alma mater.”
“Are you sure you want to go to school right away after...? No problem taking a gap year.”
Papa glared at Dad. “Be nice.”
“I’m sorry, Remus, it’s just...” Dad put down his coffee. “If you’re not ready, if you need more time-”
"I’m sure,” said Remus with a grin, trying to get rid of what he just remembered. “Trust me.”
“Please find a good way to put away the snickerdoodles, they’ve been there since last week!” shouted Papa.
June 12:
12:12 AM: its twelve twelve make a wish 12:15 AM: hey when does your phone bill go out? 12:20 AM: im just saying that would Explain some things 12:22 AM: i know your dad pays Everything like a year in advance 12:34 AM: tell him i say hi 12:34 AM: 12:34 MAKE A WISH
July 12:
3:30 PM: guess who’s a double major in bio and theatre!! 3:32 PM: marine biology babey 3:53 PM: it’s good for the SOUL 4:04 PM: this cute octopus reminded me of you by the way 4:10 PM: [Attachment: for_roman]
August 14:
6:24 PM: moving in is the Worst 6:32 PM: by the way i got a single 6:35 PM: no roommates 6:41 PM: still have the bunk tho 6:44 PM: also got ur favorite pillo
August 30:
2:12 AM: roman it is like two o’clock in the morning what the Heck are you doing here, 2:15 AM: if u see me wave Hi 2:32 AM: ok >:c 2:42 AM: dont mind Me just studyin on top of the planetarium 3:15 AM: tbh i didn’t even know we go to the same campus? haven’t seen you around or anything 3:17 AM: shit phones gonna di
September 28:
2:20 PM: i failed my test 2:22 PM: idk what to d 2:24 PM: *do
September 29: 7:30 PM: remember that octopus you gave me that eats negative emotions? 7:32 PM: it works!!
October 3:
1:10 PM:  You’d like the theatre program, really 1:15 PM: just so u know they’ve listed your name as an ‘honorary member of the class of’ 1:19 PM: that’s really nice of them. idk if your dad knows
October 23:
9:45 AM: i had to explain one of our inside jokes 8( 9:52 AM: i can’t Explain the deodorant thing that was One Time 9:55 AM: also why i’m called The Duke 9:56 AM: its bc you said it. not my fault 9:58 AM: its still cute pls call me that still 9:59 AM: pancake brunch pancake brunch pancake brunch October 31: 6:12 PM: sun’s down! joyous samhain 6:15 PM: i remember when you sewed me that octopus btw, the one that eats ucky feelings 6:19 PM: how long did it take you to get the laurel sachet into it?? 6:34 PM: also thank you thank you thank you for helping me find a friendly church to celebrate all saints day 6:47 PM: that year was a NIGHTMARE because you forgot to get your white candles and carnelian, and i forgot my holy water, so we were driving around town like Madmen 6:59 PM: it was worth it though 7:03 PM: i left you a script, i think you’ll like it.
November 9:
11:19 PM: i miss you so so much.
November 10:
12:20 AM: ignor this i drank like 12:24 AM: a lot 1:15 AM: i’m sorry i should’ve been with you 1:22 AM: i shouldve been there With You. 1:45 AM: but i wasn’t 2:20 AM: i didn’t know thered be a 4:11 PM: shit i just saw these. Sorry to bother you December 2:
10:10 AM: hey roman, been a bit. yea sorry about last time. too much of the Alcohol 10:13 AM: gonna go over to my parents’ house 1:00 PM: if you wanna come over, you can. dad’s making snickerdoodles and papa’s gonna watch atla (yes i still have that dvd you got me do not @ me it’s with your candles on your table just like everything else) 1:03 PM: that was on the dot, i’m happy.
December 21
8:34 AM: hey, it’s snowing 9:13 AM: couldn’t help leaving you some hot cocoa. and snickerdoodles of course 10:12 AM: i love you Remus went to go help his dads with making breakfast, but by the time everyone was done cleaning and they had finished watching some shitty Hallmark movie, he remembered that he had left his phone upstairs. Going upstairs and looking at it, he felt something in him break.
[2 Unread: Roman <3, bf’s dad]
10:22 AM, Roman <3: Why are you texting this number? 11:15 AM, bf’s dad: Remus, disregard that last, I’m so sorry. I just found his phone and I saw only the recent message first
The phone started ringing. Remus answered it as quickly as he could.
“I’m so sorry Mr. Sanders I didn’t know that someone was actually getting these messages I thought the line was out,” he said within a few seconds before the person on the other side sighed.
“No, it’s quite all right. And Virgil’s all right, by the way, if you prefer. I... I was just looking through his things for the first time. You know, it being a holiday and all... Memories, things like that.”
“Yeah, I understand.”
“I just turned the phone back on, I’m getting a lot of messages.”
“Oh.” Remus stared at the wall, trying to come to terms with everything. “Well, I--”
“I’m not going to stop paying for his phone. I’m sorry, I just... I still have his voicemails on it, and I can’t stand the thought of it going offline either.”
“Right, I... I listen to it too.”
“I happened upon the last one he sent to you.”
“You looked at the messages?”
“I only looked over when I stopped getting new ones, but I saw the last question he sent you. For your ring size.”
“Yeah? He asked my ring size so that he could--”
“There’s no easy way to say this, but.. I found something of his. Can you come over?”
“I’m sorry, I can’t, but can you please tell me what it was? Please?”
“I really think I should tell you this in person.”
“Please, Mr. Sanders. Please, I... I can’t manage that.”
He sighed. “All right, Remus. I found an early acceptance letter to SJAU, and... and a ringbox.”
Remus felt his grasp on the phone grow weak. It fell onto the bed, Mr. Sanders’ voice still clear.
“I think he was going to ask for you to....”
“No, we... We were just out of high school, I-- that doesn’t make sense.”
“He always was one for those romantic gestures. There’s some poems here, too. A life-plan. I’m not sure exactly what malacology is, but--”
“Mollusks. Like octopi and squids.. Sorry for cutting you off, what was that?”
“Some of it’s in your handwriting, but one of the entries is ‘ask him’, for the day after... you know.”
God, he could hear his sad smile through the phone. He knew exactly how Mr. Sanders looked right now just talking to him, probably wearing that hoodie that was too big on him, in a dusty room full of things that used to belong to the most vibrant person that Remus had ever met.
But then Roman had died.
He was the most wonderful person, and he had just died.
“I’ll come over to deliver the ring to you. Is that okay?”
“Yeah. Yeah, that’s... that’s fine. Uh, call my dads first, though. They’re still not convinced I’m doing okay.”
“I understand. I’ll talk to you later, Remus.”
“Thank you, Mr. Sanders.”
The line went dead in his hands.
Remus held himself and wept.
December 28:
12:30 PM, Remus Picani-Kleitman: Mr. Sanders, would you like to come over for our New Year’s party? 12:34 PM, Remus Picani-Kleitman: It’s a tradition we had. You don’t have to if you’d rather not. 12:45 PM, Virgil Sanders: I’d love to go.
January 1:
12:00 AM: HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!! 12:05 AM: [Attachment: :)] 12:07 AM: we are all smiling in this photo and for that i think we deserve a hug. 12:10 AM: this rings the most beuatifl thing i’ve ever fuckign seen. thank you,, 12:14 AM: never gonna get rid of it <3 12:16 AM: it looks Good on my finger 12:30 AM: jsyk your dad’s asking my dads for the kouign amann recipe 12:32 AM: thats a pastry, i left those for u a while back 12:39 AM: okay i’m crying a bit but honestly, i love u 12:44 AM: I love you so so so much, Roman
Somewhere out there, whether it was from some wonderful paradise or beyond the veil or even only in wishful thoughts, Remus knew that someone was saying I love you too.
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adrianprobhaspots · 4 years ago
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April 13, 2021
at1:00 am BG:  226 HR:  95 Symptoms:  Heart palpitations, brain fog, increased anxiety Notes:  My heart rate went to 217 earlier when I was dancing (aka jumping around and struggling to breathe).  It was very exciting and very much made my friends anxious.  I’ve decided to stop talking about POTS and crap unless prompted because I feel like I’m worrying or annoying my friends.  I’m stuck at my computer, caffeinated and overwhelmed with homework.  I am very ready and very incapable of sleep.
2:55 am BG 282 HR 82 Symptoms:  Adrenaline rush, increased anxiety, brain fog Notes:  Still doing homework.  Got a very sudden adrenaline rush and it is very unpleasant.  My thighs feel numb and tingly at the same time and my anxiety feels like someone’s about to attack me.
12:58pm BG 150 HR 110 Symptoms:  Fatigue, heart palpitations, brain fog, lightheadedness. Notes:  Fell asleep at 5 am.    Couldn’t finish as much homework as I wanted to.  I have too much homework to nap or rest (spoiler alert:  spent 6 hours in bed, 2-3 of those i think i was asleep).  Breakfast led to distracting heart palpitations.
Breakfast:  4 Eggos, 4 sausage links, 62 carbs. Lunch:  N/A Dinner:  (very late, like 9 pm late) brownie, 18 carbs
Note at 1:21 am the next day... don’t do what I did.  Don’t chug coffee thinking you’ll get things done, then at 2 am you stop being able to work but still stay up until 5 am because you’re so caffeinated that you can’t sleep nor can you do anything.  It led to me sleeping through math class, then disassociating through gym class and not joining the Zoom meeting, then feeling like I’d been hit with a truck so I got stuck in bed for 6 hours.  I’m still too wired to be able to sleep (I will be resorting to reading fanfiction until I fall asleep, because I have standards) but too exhausted to do any homework.  Making this post is my way of fueling my ADHD and workaholicism. I know that it sucks to be told not to partake in bad habits that are so tempting.  So, really, I shouldn’t be telling you not to chug coffee.  I should be telling you to lower the coffee amount, or choose decaf, or choose a darker roast (more fire=less caffeine) and to make sure that you’re properly hydrated.  If you have POTS, aspire to drink 2-3 liters (67-101 fl oz) of water every day.  Try to raise your salt intake to 5-6 grams, and consult your doctor about it beforehand if possible. I’m so happy to talk to anyone with questions, concerns, or if you just want to vent.  My inbox is open.  Send me questions, concerns, or vents however you’d like to and I’ll reply as soon as I can (which will probably be between midnight and 3am Pacific time, because that’s when I tend to write these posts). This was so long, and it wasn’t meant to be, but I’m feeling a lot of things today and I wanted to share them with you. I love you, and I hope you have a good day or night.  Please take care of yourself - and if you can’t, that’s okay.  I can’t brush my teeth or wash my face tonight, and I haven’t showered in 3 days, and one of my elbows is so dry that it hurts.  You aren’t alone in your struggle and I send you all of the good energy I have and that surrounds me.
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talkfastromance4 · 5 years ago
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50 questions you’ve never been asked before
I was tagged by @myloverboyash to answer these. I’m sorry it took me so long!
1. what is the colour of your hair brush? red
2. name of a food you never eat? peanuts and peanut butter lmao but i can’t cause i’d die
3. are you typically too warm or too cold? too warm
4. what were you doing 45 minutes ago? watching endgame
5. what’s your favourite candy bar? twix
6. have you ever been to a professional sports event? yes!
7. what is the last thing you said out loud? “Guess what I’m watching now? The Goonies!” lol this is one of my favorites
8. what is your favorite ice cream? chocolate or vanilla with hot fudge and caramel :)
9. what is the last thing you had to drink? lemonade
10. do you like your wallet? yes! it’s trifold and is a pretty cream color with the credit card safety thing in it I’m blanking on what it’s called
11. what was the last thing you ate? noodles and yogurt
12. did you buy any new clothes last week? nope
13. last sporting event you watched? probably the Brewers but FROM LAST YEAR I MISS BASEBALL SO MUCH
14. what’s your favourite flavour of popcorn? regular? lol 
15. who was the last person you sent a message to? my friend
16. ever go camping? yes, i love camping
17. do you take vitamins? sometimes. i always buy them and do good for like a solid two weeks then i always forget to take them
18. do you go to church every sunday? yes, and because of quarantine i’m thankful i can watch it online
19. do you have a tan? no, hopefully i can get one this summer
20. do you prefer chinese food or pizza? chinese food mmm
21. do you drink soda with a straw? i drink everything with a straw lmao BUT i have the metal ones
22. what colour socks do you wear? straight up black
23. do you ever drive above the speed limit? lmao yes especially on the highway if i’m going up north i clock it at like 90 oops. BUT i shave off like 15 minutes so
24. what terrifies you? thunderstorms and small spaces
25. look to your left, what do you see? my fish tank with Caesar in it :)
26. what chore do you hate? laundry. 
27. what do you think of when you hear an australian accent? that mary-kate and ashley movie where they’re trying to learn aussie lingo lmao and now 5sos
28. what’s your favourite soda? pepsi and diet coke
29. do you go into fast food places or drive thru? drive thru but then inside if i’m with someone
30. who was the last person you talked to? my mama
31. favourite cut of beef? sirloin or tenderloin
32. last song you listened to? surrender by natalie 
33. last book you read? the hunger games
34. can you say the alphabet backwards? up until Q lol
35. how do you like your coffee? french vanilla creamer and two sugars, i like my coffee sweet
36. favourite pair of shoes? my white converse
37. the time you normally go to bed? midnight or 1 a.m lol i’m a bad night owl
38. the time you normally wake up? right now 8:30, before quarantine if I have to open for work then it’s 7:30 and on weekends it’s like 8:45/9:00 ish
39. what do you prefer, sunrise or sunset? sunset
40. how many blankets are on your bed? not including my bedspread, 6 lmao but i sleep with my fan on
41. describe your kitchen plates? it’s a plethora. some are really heavy with a brown stripe, then there’s ceramic with pink and blue flowers and then the old hercules and disney ones haha
42. do you have a favourite alcoholic beverage? malibue and pineapple juice
43. do you play cards? no
44. what colour is your car? red, his name is Desmond (Desi for short)
45. can you change a tire? nope. 
46. your favourite province? this seems like a british or canadian question so i’m gonna go with england because harry potter
47. favourite job you’ve had? i mean...i’ve only had two but neither are my favorite lol
48. how did you get your biggest scar? i don’t really have a big scar...
49. favourite day of the week? Thursday
50. what did you do today that made someone happy? um idk i don’t think i made anyone happy today lol
I tag: @spicycal @cxddlyash @mindkaleidoscope @calpops @sexgodashton
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far-off-flower-fields · 4 years ago
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Weird Questions that say a lot
1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans? Teacups!
2. chocolate bars or lollipops? Lollipops
3. bubblegum or cotton candy? Cotton candy
4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you? We call elementary school primary school. It depended which teachers you asked, my favourites always said I was “conscientious, kind, and a pleasure to have in class”.
5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups? Glass cups or bottles.
6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear? I have like 4 looks, pastel, boho, and goth/witchy/grunge, also vintage-inspired which wasn’t mentioned but I love it.
7. earbuds or headphones? Depends on the shape, I love my Razr headset because it doesn’t squash my ears, and I like galaxy bud shaped earbuds, the ones with the little rubber doo-dads that fit actually in your ear. Apple or a lot of older flat earbuds cause me a lot of pain.
8. movies or tv shows? TV shows. Movies are getting longer and longer and my focus is getting shorter and shorter
9. favorite smell in the summer? Rainy days!
10. game you were best at in p.e.? The game of queue-ducking (where you go to the back of the queue to avoid your turn), or dance, or the less strength intensive parts of gymnastics. Or crying, always been great at that xD
11. what you have for breakfast on an average day? Muesli, or nothing.
12. name of your favorite playlist? I prefer to listen to full albums rather than playlists, but I have a few favourites on Spotify. Born to Run 150BPM, Infinite Indie Folk, Irish Folk: Jigs and Reels, All Out 80s/90s/00s. I also love scene/pop-punk playlists.
13. lanyard or key ring? Key Ring
14. favorite non-chocolate candy? Message Hearts (or anything with that texture), the red pack of starbursts (the UK version is vegan). Does Turkish Delight count because if so then that is my fave. I also like gummies if they’re vegan.
15. favorite book you read as a school assignment? To Kill a Mockingbird (high school), or The Bloody Chamber (uni), or Hamlet (uni)
16. most comfortable position to sit in? One foot under me, the other foot out to the other side, but both in the same position (if the surface is flat), or knees up.
17. most frequently worn pair of shoes? I own a lot of shoes so there isn’t really a single pair I wear the most. Recently my Air Force 1s, I’m trying to wear them in because the previous owner didn’t so the cause blisters.
18. ideal weather? Cold, overcast, rainy, still. Or without the rain. or snow (as long as I’m not going in the car and I can go crunch my shoes in it xD
19. sleeping position? Either side, but my body is kinda rotated towards the bed so it’s like half way between on my stomach and on my side. 
20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)? Notebooks
21. obsession from childhood? Animals, dinosaurs, goddesses, magic, crystals, neopets, sims. I still love all of these things, I am a rotating door of obsessions, usually a bunch of the same obsessions on repeat.
22. role model? I don’t have one particular role model, I do have tons of people that I love and respect.
23. strange habits? I have so many strange habits that I have become one myself. Nothing actually stands out though because 99% of it is because of my brain.
24. favorite crystal? rose quartz or moonstone.
25. first song you remember hearing? Maybe Dancing Queen by ABBA, definitely the first I remember dancing to, but my dad loves music so I grew up with a constant stream of it.
26. favorite activity to do in warm weather? Suffer xD when I’m able to do so comfortably I’d love to go out looking for pretty stones, and nice sticks with my fiance, also would like to go on picnics with him, or a friend if I had one.
27. favorite activity to do in cold weather? Baking, drawing, crafts, standing in the rain. Everything.
28. five songs to describe you? 6/10 - Dodie Robert Frost - Mal Blum Caught in the Middle - Paramore Side Effects - Jade Bird Snitches Get Stitches - Onsind  Bonus track: The Seed - Aurora I wish I still had the playlist I made of songs I relate to, several of these were on it though.
29. best way to bond with you? Oversharing, or telling me about things you’re into.
30. places that you find sacred? Nature. My favourite spots are little creeks/rivers in wooded areas, but just like, all of it is special and should be treated as such. Also bedrooms.
31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names? I think maybe I’m not gutsy or whatever enough, but also unpredictable. I wear whatever I like, and I’m just as likely to cry in all of them as I am to accidentally get in a fight.
32. top favorite vines? I feel so basic because I never really did the vine thing.  There was one that nearly killed me because I literally started to choke that was in some kind of office and the bit like can you run this past me again, and they just fucking legged it past them holding a folder up, Saw it once, never saw it again. Road work ahead. Why you can’t lift a house (might be a tok?) Brass dad and oven kid Look at this graaaaph Never learned how to read I can’t sit I have hemorrhoids The one with the people in blankets bobbing the nana nanana song Fr esh avo ca do Look at all these chickens
33. most used phrase in your phone? I love you - if I had to guess
34. advertisements you have stuck in your head? right now, nothing. I often get the old Super Liquor jingle lodged in there though.
35. average time you fall asleep? 6am?
36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing? Charlie the unicorn or that one Noodles video by Cyanide and Happiness. Are those even memes?
37. suitcase or duffel bag? Depends. I mostly use a bag though since I never go anywhere for long.
38. lemonade or tea? Tea? Usually if you ask for lemonade here you get Sprite which is not lemonade.
39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie? I had a vegan lemon meringue pie once, so good. Cake is easier to make though, and I can eat more in one sitting without getting sick xD
40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school? Um, the principal in my last year of school got caught for being a peeping tom a few years after I left.
41. last person you texted? My Fiance.
42. jacket pockets or pants pockets? Jacket pockets
43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket? Depends on the rest of the outfit and the weather. I wear Jean jackets most though.
44. favorite scent for soap? I love lavender, or vanilla/candy/fruity/baked goods type scents. I still have a bottle of Sugar Fairy spray from lush from a year ago and I love the smell of that.
45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero? Fantasy I think.
46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in? Nekkid?
47. favorite type of cheese? As a kid it was feta. Now I only eat vegan cheese. I was never a huge cheese fan tbh.
48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be? Rotten xD um probably a cranberry or something because I’m small, and I’m not a fan of cranberry.
49. what saying or quote do you live by? An it harm none do what you will. Or treat others as you wish to be treated.
50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have? Probably one of the vines I listed above, either “run it past” or “can’t lift a house” because both of those resulted in crying and choking.
51. current stresses? My cat has been throwing up and having diarrhoea the past week or so, she’s been to the vet, it got better for a bit, but tonight suddenly got worse. Living with my parents who I have a very toxic relationship with. Living in a single very overfilled room. Trying to not spend money so that I can save up to move next year. Nightmares about my trauma. Either the house is haunted or there’s a build up of negative energy (probably that).
52. favorite font? I always liked the look of all of the script style fonts (freestyle, french, lucida, lucida calligraphy, Edwardian, Palace) but they’re not accessible so for anything people will actually see (which is literally nothing) I always go with arial.
53. what is the current state of your hands? Slight rash on one finger because I’m sensitive to what is in a lot of hand washing products apparently (never an issue until the pandemic), one broken finger nail that is a bit shorter than the rest. Not painted nails because energy. I always wear my engagement ring, usually I wear several other rings but with how my skin is being I thought I’d better not for a while.
54. what did you learn from your first job? Bakeries are hell, my circadian rhythm will not adjust to anything besides its natural state for longer than a couple of days at a time no matter how long or hard I try. I can absolutely fall asleep standing up.
55. favorite fairy tale? Ugly Duckling
56. favorite tradition? I don’t have anyway... Yet? Hopefully when I move this can become a thing.
57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome? I’m interpretting overcome loosely here, meaning “I have not died from this” - Suicide of my first love - Bullying - 3 different jobs that all nearly killed me
58. four talents you’re proud of having? Literally can’t think of one. I’m not talented. I’m passable at a couple of things, but I worked for those things and I’m still not good enough for anyone to confuse me for being talented xD Those things I care about that I’ve worked on a lot are singing, art, languages, crafts? I still struggled to come up with 4. My bad.
59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be? Aw jeez xD
60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be? Magical Girl! This is an easy one, give me the powers and the clothes yessss.
61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.? Literally sitting here drawing a blank, so instead of favourite here is the first one that came into my head “eyes are the genitals of the head” (may have that wrong, I’m watching the Office for the first time rn)
62. seven characters you relate to? Clementine from Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Amelie from Amelie Matilda from Matilda Quasimodo from the Hunchback of Notredame (also my favourite plush as a kid) Iris - The Holiday Jess - New Girl Amelia Shepherd - Grey’s Anatomy Struggled with this because suddenly I drew a blank and also couldn’t remember who my Fiance was talking about every time he’s watched a character and said “that’s you” repeatedly.
63. five songs that would play in your club? Starlight - Superman Lovers Pump It - Black Eyed Peas I Bet that You Look Good on the Dancefloor - Arctic Monkeys All the Things She Said - tATu Doctor Jones - Aqua Bonus: Push Up - Freestylers These are ones  I have memories of dancing to when I was younger so that’s how I picked, but I’d absolutely be a themed night club with different music on different nights.
64. favorite website from your childhood? Neopets, which I still play daily. The first I played was MaMaMedia, then Bubblegum Club.
65. any permanent scars? That’s a SORE subject heh get it heh
66. favorite flower(s)? Lavender, rose, peony
67. good luck charms? I usually carry gemstones if I’m needing to be particularly lucky, or sigils.
68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried? I hate anything spicy. I had rootbeer candy that tasted like literal dirt. I can’t eat banana stuff without gagging and getting a headache. I hate anything that is artificial blackberry or blackcurrant, tastes like shitty cough syrup.
69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned? Sea Monkeys breathe through their feet, but I remember where I learned that.
70. left or right handed? right
71. least favorite pattern? depends entirely on the colours, I like patterns. but certain stripes do make my eyes feel funny.
72. worst subject? If PE counts, then that. If not, math.
73. favorite weird flavor combo? I love pineapple on pizza but that’s not weird. Iused to eat cheese and jam sandwiches as a kid though.
74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen? I operate on how long it has lasted instead of how bad it is, essentially I get so desperate so I’ll try it even though it probably won’t help. I have the resistance of a rhino to most meds.
75. when did you lose your first tooth? No idea, like 4 I think? I did keep them in a weird little box for no reason though because they never got taken away from under my pillow.
76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)? I’m a fan of a good mash if it has lots of flavour (like gravy). Otherwise, crisps or fries.
77. best plant to grow on a windowsill? I grew a radish once! Something cat safe though these days, also maybe something heavy, and hard to knock over?
78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store? Grocery Store sushi, if it’s just veg.
79. which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo? My only ID is my passport, and it is BAD.
80. earth tones or jewel tones? Both.
81. fireflies or lightning bugs? Fireflies (ten million of them to be precise)
82. pc or console? Grew up with PC. Now play my switch mostly.
83. writing or drawing? Both. Wrote more as a kid, draw more now.
84. podcasts or talk radio? Podcasts.
84. barbie or polly pocket? Both. But I prefered pollies as a kid
85. fairy tales or mythology? mythology
86. cookies or cupcakes? cupcakes
87. your greatest fear? Based on my nightmares, stairs.
88. your greatest wish? To live in a comfy house, in the country, with my Fiance, I have travelled the world, we have pets, I can function, we are free.
89. who would you put before everyone else? My Fiance and out animals.
90. luckiest mistake? Can’t think of any, most of my mistakes have been more like bad choices, also never turned out well for me.
91. boxes or bags? Depends what it’s for?
92. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights? lamps, or fairy lights. Unless I’m particularly anxious, then overheads.
93. nicknames? None.
94. favorite season? Winter
95. favorite app on your phone? LINE, it has my fiance, and animated stickers.
96. desktop background? Little Twin Stars
97. how many phone numbers do you have memorized? My own.
I never get asks and needed to distract myself so I’m going to just answer these anyway, like a survey or something. Original post by tr33-g1rl 
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4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you?
Bright but argumentative. I was never afraid of pointing out things I didn’t feel were fair hfhddh
When we were learning numbers kids would often write 91 for nineteen, just flip them, y’know, and Ms. Potter yelled at the class for it. Baby Generiq went into it about how it was an understandable mix up because you do say the number first. In twenty-three you write the two first, so in nineteen it’s easy to assume you would write the nine first.
6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear?
Tired.
8. movies or tv shows?
TV shows. Every book adaptation should also be a series not a movie. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
9. favorite smell in the summer?
Honeysuckle and sunshine
10. game you were best at in p.e.?
Floor hockey! My friend and I used to be brutal and swing at each other’s shins going after the ball. Also it was reminiscent of golf, which I competed in.
12. name of your favorite playlist?
I have an untitled playlist I cycle my current music in and out of, but Newton’s Third Law is my favorite named one!
14. favorite non-chocolate candy?
I don’t- I guess the yellow smarties. Don’t come for me they taste like lemonade.
15. favorite book you read as a school assignment?
I assume this means assigned book and not the reports we got to pick for ourselves. Ah, Night was good. Lord of the Flies was fine but way overhyped. Again, don’t come for me.
16. most comfortable position to sit in?
If I can tuck my legs into the chair I am sitting in that is ideal!
18. ideal weather?
When you know it is going to rain and you get to stay home
19. sleeping position? (Skipped on accident)
I reeeally like pressure, so either against something or on my stomach.
20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)?
Phone notes and a notebook! Sometimes a blank document but I always find it strangely intimidating
21. obsession from childhood?
Warrior Cats, Percy Jackson, and Maximum Ride were my big three!
22. role model?
Aa I try to straw from people I want to copy, but there are talents I look up to. Rachel Chavkin is a brilliant director, and there are so many artists and authors I look up to and who inspire me.
24. favorite crystal?
Obsidian because it’s black like my hea- I’m kidding, I do love obsidian, but it’s Rose Quartz because it’s a very very pretty, soft pink and makes me happy.
25. first song you remember hearing?
The mobile above my crib played Imagine by John Lennon. My childhood room was themed after it as well!
26. favorite activity to do in warm weather?
Swim or sit in the sunshine. Ben and I usually go driving with the top down as well.
27. favorite activity to do in cold weather?
Walking through fresh snow is amazing, so are snowball fights and building snowmen.
28. five songs to describe you?
Oh fuck yes
Hurricane - Hamilton
The Reckless and the Brave - All Time Low
Almost There - The Princess and the Frog
All This and Heaven Too - Florence + the Machine
Facade - Jekyll and Hyde: A Gothic Musical Thriller
30. places that you find sacred?
I don’t typically find places sacred, but certain headspaces are very special to me, and time spent with loved ones means more than enough to be considered sacred.
31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names?
A black blazer with a white button-down and a skirt.
32. top five favorite vines?
I am in Missouri (misery)
I love you, Bitch
I want a Church girl
Obama’s “I know because I won both of them”
I won’t hesitate, Bitch!
33. most used phrase in your phone?
“No worries”
34. advertisements you have stuck in your head?
That fucking PFI bandana boot sale I stg
35. average time you fall asleep?
Somewhere between 9:00 and three in the morning
36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing?
Some girl doing bunny ears on her friend. I don’t remember what the caption was
38. lemonade or tea?
Both. Mixed together. It’s called an Arnold Palmer and it is my favorite drink
39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie?
Lemon cake!
40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school?
We duck taped out principal to the wall once. Also some kid broke their tray over another kid’s head at lunch one time.
41. last person you texted?
The family group chat, though Beau if Discord counts
42. jacket pockets or pants pockets?
I wear a lot of leggings so jacket pockets!
44. favorite scent for soap?
We had some Lily of the Valley hand soap that was amazing
45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero?
Fantasy, I think! I’ve never done super heavy into the other two. Though I definitely don’t want to ignore sci-fi because two of my favorite stories are a little science-fiction-y
46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in?
A t-shirt and shorts
48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be?
A banana. Generally accepted as a fruit and kind of just rolls with it, but is actually a berry
49. what saying or quote do you live by?
I fucking hate Hamilton-ing on main, but
“And when my prayers to god were met with indifference, I picked up a pen, I wrote my own deliverance!”
50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have?
That changes every time Beau and I play HetaOni together, but I have fucking lost it for at least five minutes the last two sessions.
51. current stresses?
I dunno, man, life? My hair could use a wash
52. favorite font?
Covered by your Grace and I’m a big Spectral baby. These are both google docs! I don’t know if that makes a difference.
54. what did you learn from your first job?
Patience is important when teaching material, but never be afraid to find another approach better suited to the person you’re tutoring.
55. favorite fairy tale?
Robin Hood!
56. favorite tradition?
My family does homemade Springfield cashew chicken for Christmas!
57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome?
Uhh lots of self-acceptance shit no one really wants to read
58. four talents you’re proud of having?
I can pop the joint at the center of my foot
That’s all
60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be?
I sort of like my role as mom friend, so maybe I could keep that role in a sort of action-based anime that followed a group of friends
61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.?
“I am not the protégé to waste your time on; I'm complete!” Jekyll and Hyde: GMT
62. seven characters you relate to?
Haha
Lisa Carew - Jekyll and Hyde: GMT
Japan - Hetalia/Oni
Garnett - Steven Universe
Hfhddh that’s all I can say that aren’t my own characters
63. five songs that would play in your club?
I Don’t Like Clubs, but
Overwhelmed - Royal + The Serpent
Backseat Serenade - All Time Low
Go Big or Go Home - American Authors
The Nights - Avicii
Tempo - Lizzo
64. favorite website from your childhood?
Webkinz!
65. any permanent scars?
Yep - One from a bad bike wreck. My body rejected the dissolvable stitches so it’s a lot bigger than it was supposed to be
66. favorite flower(s)?
Lily of the Valley, daisies, Day Lilies, and Dandelions! I also love honeysuckles but I don’t know if those count.
68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried?
Accidentally drank rancid milk once!
69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned? (Haha, nice)
The fastest, free way to fill up your potions on Wizard101 is to play Potion Motion to level three.
70. left or right handed?
Right handed
71. least favorite pattern?
On myself, animal print
72. worst subject?
I’ve never been intuitively good at History, I do think it’s interesting though.
74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen?
I don’t like to take it until I can’t move without it.
75. when did you lose your first tooth?
Kindergarten? I had mono and then scarlet fever twice, so my baby teeth were pretty much ruined and they all fell out very fast.
76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)?
Curly fries!
77. best plant to grow on a windowsill?
Kalanchoe’s, it literally Window’s Thrill. These babies are fairly temperamental outside and love partial sun, so the window is the perfect spot for them. And! If you keep them happy! They’ll bloom! My personal favorite is the pink bloom.
78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store?
What’s wrong with coffee from a gas station? Also I don’t like seafood.
80. earth tones or jewel tones?
Earth tones!
81. fireflies or lightning bugs?
Lightning bugs
82. pc or console?
PC!
84. podcasts or talk radio?
Podcasts - talk radios actually tend to get under my skin for n o reason
84. barbie or polly pocket?
Barbie, but let it be known I was brutal with mine. We did human sacrifices and the like.
85. fairy tales or mythology?
Mythology!
86. cookies or cupcakes?
Cookies, but I’m a slut for whipped frosting
87. your greatest fear?
Losing control!
88. your greatest wish?
A life beyond where I am now. Haha Stop chasing new down the hallway you’re so sexy haha
90. luckiest mistake?
Logged into Omegle in like 2015 and some rando asked me to join their Doctor Who roleplay. Luckiest moment of my gd life.
91. boxes or bags?
Bags! They’re easier to store
92. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights?
Sunlight! But in the late afternoon when everything is bathed in orange.
93. nicknames?
Mom is the most prevalent!
94. favorite season?
Fall into winter. Peak leaf crunch!
95. favorite app on your phone?
Discord or Notes
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goldensunflower · 5 years ago
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50 questions you've never been asked before
Thank you for tagging me @wastethen8 ❤️❤️
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1. what is the colour of your hair brush?
It's a black one with a pink horizontal stripe
2. name of a food you never eat?
Tomatoes
3. are you typically too warm or too cold?
Too cold
4. what were you doing 45 minutes ago?
I was studying for school
5. what's your favourite candy bar?
I think it's mars
6. have you ever been to a professional sports event?
No
7. what is the last thing you said out loud?
"Your friend's on the phone"
8. what is your favorite ice cream?
I love vanilla ice cream
9. what is the last thing you had to drink?
Water
10. do you like your wallet?
Yeah, I guess...
11. what was the last thing you ate?
Pineapple!!
12. did you buy any new clothes last week?
No :')
13. last sporting event you watched?
I think it was one of my school's football games
14. what's your favourite flavour of popcorn?
Salty popcorn
15. who was the last person you sent a message to?
One of my friends
16. ever go camping?
No, but if I ever get the chance, I will (at least I think I would)
17. do you take vitamins?
I take multivitamins every other day
18. do you go to church every sunday?
Not every Sunday, but I'm trying to go to church as much as possible, when I feel mentally prepared
19. do you have a tan?
Nope
20. do you prefer chinese food or pizza?
Pizza 100%
21. do you drink soda with a straw?
I don't really use straws
22. what colour socks do you wear?
Black
23. do you ever drive above the speed limit?
I can't drive, so no
24. what terrifies you?
Everything... Like, I get scared when I think that I probably waste most of my time by doing things I don't enjoy, that everyone secretly hates me, and I get terrified when I think about death, life, losing loved ones, dying alone...
25. look to your left, what do you see?
My dog sleeping lol
26. what chore do you hate?
Ironing
27. what do you think of when you hear an australian accent?
I kinda like it tbh
28. what's your favourite soda?
Lemonade
29. do you go into fast food places or drive thru?
Fast food places
30. who was the last person you talked to?
My sister
31. favourite cut of beef?
None, I hate beef
32. last song you listened to?
Change by NF
33. last book you read?
I don't really read books, but these days we are reading pride and prejudice in my English class
34. can you say the alphabet backwards?
I think that I am not smart enough to do so... lmao
35. how do you like your coffee?
With milk
36. favourite pair of shoes?
Athletic shoes
37. the time you normally go to bed?
On school days I usually go to bed at 11:30 pm but on holidays around 03:00-05:00 am
38. the time you normally wake up?
On school days 04:00 am, on holidays 10:00-11:00 am
39. what do you prefer, sunrise or sunset?
Sunset
40. how many blankets are on your bed?
Two
41. describe your kitchen plates?
They are like... white 😅
42. do you have a favourite alcoholic beverage?
I don't drink alcohol, so I don't
43. do you play cards?
Sometimes I play uno, does it count as cards?
44. what colour is your car?
I don't have a car
45. can you change a tire?
No
46. your favourite province?
Province?? Okey... I'll go with Magnesia (it's a greek one)
47. favourite job you've had?
I'm still going to school, so I haven't had a job yet
48. how did you get your biggest scar?
Well, I have a lot of scars because I am so clumsy. I mean... I fall all the time lol. That's how I got my biggest scar too.
49. favourite day of the week?
Tbh none lol, but if I had to choose one, I think I would choose Friday
50. what did you do today that made someone happy?
I woke up earlier than usual and I think that made my dad happy, cause he tells me every single day that I have to wake up earlier, as my school is going to start soon (I don't think so)
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lildishsoap · 5 years ago
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50 questions you’ve never been asked before
Thank you sm for tagging me @satans-helper ! 💕
1. what is the colour of your hairbrush? 
Light brown
2. a food you never eat? 
Blue cheese *gag*
3. are you typically too warm or too cold? 
Despite living in a tropical country, cold lol
4. what were you doing 45 minutes ago? 
Concentrating my hardest on not throwing up while I decluttered my phone to distract me.
5. what is your favourite candy bar? 
I’m not that much of a candy bar girl
6. have you ever been to a professional sports event? 
Not that I can remember
7. what is the last thing you said out loud? 
“Sí” @ my dad asking if I wanted him to lock my door on the way out bc he was sweet enough to get me a pillow that makes it so that I can sleep upright and not be as nauseous
8. what is your favourite ice cream? 
Chocolate Coconut Bliss ice cream is pretty damn good
9. what was the last thing you had to drink? 
A sip of water
10. do you like your wallet? 
Yep, it has a lot if pockets and that is something I appreciate in both wallets and clothing
11. what was the last thing you ate?
Like 7 quinoa puffs (that’s like a tablespoon of cereal lol) to try and calm my stomach down a little
12. did you buy any new clothes last weekend? 
I have not gone shopping in a very long time
13. the last sporting event you watched? 
Maybe the last summer Olympics? I’m not big on sports as you can tell lol
14. what is your favourite flavour of popcorn? 
Regular movie popcorn is good
15. who is the last person you sent a text message to? 
An artist friend of mine
16. ever go camping? 
Yes! I love camping, despite the fact that I’ve only gone twice and the first time I went camping the tent broke bc of the intensity of the wind and crushed me. It would crash down and crush me every time a gust of wind came. I looked over and one of the people I was camping with had just crawled into their sleeping bag completely, as if it were a cocoon and proceeded to sleep as if nothing was happening. Unfortunately I did not have a sleeping bag, so I could not do the same lol
17. do you take vitamins? 
Yes, I take a liquid multivitamin and I try and have these magnesium capsules some nights to help me sleep even better. However, I SUCK at swallowing capsules. If y’all have any tips on how to swallow pills I’d appreciate it :)
18. do you go to church every sunday? 
Sometimes (Bc of my parents, not my own beliefs)
19. do you have a tan?
Nope, I don’t tan, I just turn into a tomato.
20. do you prefer chinese food or pizza? 
Pizza
21. do you drink your soda with a straw? 
I don’t drink soda
22. what colour socks do you usually wear? 
Black
23. do you ever drive above the speed limit? 
I’m a newbie to driving so I go at a snail’s pace lol
24. what terrifies you? 
The thought of looking back on my life and not having achieved anything
25. look to your left, what do you see? 
An open door
26. what chore do you hate? 
Washing the dishes is the worst. I love vacuuming.
27. what do you think of when you hear an Australian accent? 
A YouTuber I watch was the first to come to mind
28. what’s your favourite soda? 
I don’t drink soda. I guess the least terrible soda would be 7up. Sometimes I’d drink it when I was younger to ease stomach discomfort since it’s carbonated.
29. do you go in a fast food place or just hit the drive-thru? 
I don’t eat fast food.
30. who’s the last person you talked to?
Some time has passed since I started this so as of now, it is my mom.
31. favourite cut of beef? 
I don’t eat beef, and even when I did, I was not knowledgeable enough to know the difference between cuts 😅
32. last song you listened to? 
My neighbors are playing “Mr. Brightside” rn
33. last book you read? 
Last book I finished was The Great Gatsby
34. favourite day of the week? 
I don’t think I have one
35. can you say the alphabet backwards? 
I legit just go “z....” and it takes me a million years to think of the next letter, so no, lol
36. how do you like your coffee? 
I’m more of a tea person
37. favourite pair of shoes? 
I love my Docs to death
38. at what time do you normally go to bed? 
The latest I like to go to sleep is 10:30, but since quarantine started I’ve been going to sleep a little later. But to be a properly functioning human being I need to get a sufficient amount of sleep and wake up early
39. at what time do you normally get up? 
Around 7:00 since quarantine started. But when I went to school I usually woke up at 6:00
40. what do you prefer, sunrise or sunsets? 
I love both too much to pick 🥺
41. how many blankets are on your bed? 
2
42. describe your kitchen plates? 
White with red and grey detailing
43. do you have a favourite alcoholic beverage? 
I’m not legal yet, but I’ve tried little bits of some and I’ve hated most alcoholic beverages but coquito is *chef’s kiss*. It is a little too sweet though.
44. do you play cards? 
I’m not sure what type of cards this question is referring to. I like to play spoons and I used to be into Magic: the gathering lol
45. what colour is your car? 
A very dark greenish blue that almost looks black. I love her, she sounds like she’s going to fall apart at any given moment and she’s as old as me but I am beyond grateful to have my Chona.
46. can you change a tire? 
Yes, actually! Well if I remember how to do it, but we were taught how to change a tire last year at school (for once I was taught something practical at school lol)
47. what is your favourite state/province? 
From the ones I’ve visited (I’m not from the US), California
48. favourite job you’ve ever had? 
I haven’t had any paid jobs, but I gave fellow high school students art classes as a job experience for one semester. That was nice :)
49. how did you get your biggest scar? 
It’s not really big but my most notable scar is because I used to have a small patch of warts on one of my knees and the dude who got rid of it did it incorrectly and butchered up my knee. No matter what, children always point out that scar lol 🙃
50. what did you do today that made someone else happy? 
I don’t know 🤷🏻‍♀️
I’m tagging @tymeconsuming @yoooooooooooboiiiiiiiiiiiiii @anothermultifandomblogkk @jimmypagesandbrianmayshair @satingrass-maidensfair
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thesimplyluxuriouslife · 6 years ago
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255: 34 Inspiring Daily Rituals to Ignite Your Creativity
We talk quite often about the importance of routine, and how by having a routine, we actually set ourselves free, especially our minds. And it is in that vein that Mason Curry shares his two books Daily Rituals. His second is focused entirely on Women at Work, sharing the routines and preferences of creative women who lived and created over the past four centuries.
I thoroughly enjoyed his second book, even more than the first which I also found great inspiration. It was refreshing to see so many women living their lives in a variety of different ways, but all in which they discovered worked well for them and the craft they most loved.
Not all of the ideas resonated with me, but it was wonderful to get into the minds for a moment of these women and how they approached their days. I highlighted vigorously from beginning to end, and would like to share 34 daily routines to consider to enable your creative ideas to flow freely and without withdrawal.
Some will speak to you, some will not, but each one is inspired by a woman's routine which is shared in the book: Daily Rituals: Woman at Work - 143 artists on how they paint, write, perform, direct, choreograph, design, sclpt, compose, dance, etc.
~Be sure to tune into the audio version of the podcast where much more discussion takes place on each point. 
1.Begin with a hot glass of lemon water
Designer Elsa Schiaparelli woke up at 8 am, sipped lemon-juice-and-water and a cup of tea for breakfast as she read the papers, handled private correspondence, made telephone calls and gave the menus of the day to the cook.
2. Wake up early if that is when your creativity is most fruitful
—Lillian Hellman would wake up at 6am.
—Marie Bashkirtseff would wake up at 6am
—Maggie Hambling wakes up at 5am each morning
"I get up between three or four o'clock in the morning, because that's my best writing time." —Octavia Butler
3. If spending less time with people fuels your creativity, embrace it fully
"I enjoy people best if I can be alone much of the time. I used to worry about it because my family worried about it. And I finally realized: This is the way I am. That's that." —Octavia Butler in 1998
4. If traditional "holidays" don't work for you, create your own, or dive into what you love.
Coco Chanel worked six days a week, and dreaded Sundays and holidays. As she told one confidant, "That word, 'vacation,' makes me sweat."
5. Greet the day in a habitual way that sets the tone for a great day
6. Live your ideas, don't talk about them
"People would sit around and talk about things constantly. I never really went in for that. If you talk something out, you will never do it. You can spend every evening talking with your friends and colleagues about your dreams, but they will remain just that —dreams." —choreographer Martha Graham
7. Keep a small journal next to your bed to capture ideas
"I always have notebook and pencil on the table at my bedside. I may wake up in the middle of the night with something I want to put down." —American poet Edna St. Vincent Millay
8. If you work at home, carve out a part of the day to get out of the house and just absorb inspiration or let go of the day completely 
"In the nocturnal evening, I get the hell out to some movie or damn play and I come back and sleep like a rock." —Frida Kahlo
9. Figure out the ingredients that are needed to let the ideas find you
To develop a new work of choreography, Agnes de Mille needed 'a pot of tea, walking space, privacy and an idea'.
10. Don't feel obligated to keep the same schedule when you are in the middle of creating your art or craft
Margaret Bourke-White required long periods of solitude to write, with as few interruptions as possible." In an interview with a Life photographer Nina Leen, Leen remembers after asking her if she would have lunch with her, "She told me she was writing a book and there was no hope of a lunch for several years.
11. Don't feel bad for loving your work and working on what you love beyond the traditional work hours.
"Everything seems petty and uninteresting, everything except my work . . . ". Russian-born painter and sculptor Marie Bashkirtseff
12. Do something during the day that is relaxing and keeps you present
'I relax before lunch by arranging flowers . . . When these are all beautifully arranged in bowls and vases, it's usually lunch time." —English actress Gertrude Lawrence
13. Have a studio or space of your own to create
"The most important thing is to have a studio and establish and preserve its atmosphere." —Agnes Martin
14. If you love solitude, embrace it 
"But it is, as Yeats said, a 'solitary sedentary trade.' And I did a lot of gardening and cooked my own food, and listened to music, and of course I would read. I was really very happy. I can live a solitary life for month at a time, and it does me good." —poet Katherine Anne Porter
15. Trust your intuition as to what works best for you
"It's not right if it doesn't feel right." —English painter Bridget Riley
16. Find regular time to just read what you love
Rachel Whiteread [English sculptor] would "at some point stop for lunch, and she'd often spend an hour of the day reading sitting in a comfortable chair away from her desk.
17. Establish a flexible routine to work with what you need
Morning routine: "Zittel feeds her chickens, waters plants, and performs other outdoor chores before meditating, taking a shower, making breakfast and getting dressed. In the winter, Zittel's morning schedule reverses: She meditates, showers and eats breakfast first; then, once the sun has raised the outdoor temperature, she heads out on her hike and does chores. 'It's really all about establishing a flexible routine."Andrea Zittel, an American artist, in 2017
18. Don't quit trying to live the life you wish to live
"It never occurred to me that I couldn't live the life I wanted to lead. It never occurred to me that I could be stopped . . . I had this very simple view: that the reason people who start out with ideals or aspirations don't do what they dream of doing when they're young is because they quit. I thought, well, I won't quit." —Susan Sontag
19. Try a crossword puzzle like Joan Mitchell
20. Determine what view in your studio/sanctuary/work space is most productive for inspiration
"Where do I write? In a Morris chair beside the window, where I can see a few trees and a patch of sky, more or less blue." —Kate Chopin, American writer
21. End the day with a signal to your mind to relax
"During the performance I drink water with breadcrumbs, which is most refeshing. After the ballet I have a bath as soon as possible. Then I go out to dinner, as by that time I have an unmerciful hunger. When I get home I drink tea." —Russian prima ballerina Anna Pavlova
22. Let baths be your creative muse
"Baths also played a part in her creative process - a post-breakfast bath enjoyed regularly by Virginia Woolf.
23. Let lunch be a true mid-day break
At 1:00 p.m., Hambling has lunch, takes her Tibetan terrier, Lux, for a walk, and switches on the television to satisfy her tennis addiction.
24. Write when inspiration hits - even if it is in bed in the morning so as not lose the ideas. 
25. Go outside and breathe in the fresh air
"Fresh air and cold water are my stimulants." —Harriet Martineau - the first female sociologist
26. Enjoy someone's company for tea, lunch or a walk regularly 
Emily Post would regularly welcome a guest or two for tea in the afternoon.
27. It's okay for your personal time to be less than what others feel is acceptable 
"It seems to me you have to have your personal life organized so that it takes as little of your time as possible. Otherwise you can't make your art." –Eleanor Antin
28. Don't expect the routine to come naturally, create one and stick with it as it enables you to flourish
29. Cook and walk
"The only other essential component of her day is a twice-daily walk with her dog, during which she avoids thinking about her writing project. In the evening, she makes herself a simple dinner and goes to bed at 10:00 or 11:00 p.m.." —Isabel Allende
30. Create space for your ideas to be seen 
"Open a gap for them, create a space. Be patient." — Hilary Mantel
"I think the way to become inspired is to empty your mind and let things come into your mind."  —Joan Jonas
31. Do you and don't apologize
"I live here as in Paris. I rise every day at 5 o'clock; I drink my two large glasses of hot water; I take my coffee; I write when I am alone, which is rare; I do my hair in company; I dine every day with the king, chez lui, or with him and les seigneurs. I make calls after dinner; I go to the theater; I return to my place at ten o'clock; I drink my hot water , and I go to bed." —Marie-Thérèse Rodet Geoffrin, a major salonniéres of the French Englightenment
32. Turn on music paired with your favorite drink to start the day
"I wake about nine, turn on the symphony and have juice, fruit and a pot of black coffee . . . " —Grace Hartigan, American painter
33. Leave evenings open for your social engagements
"In the evening, she would see a friend for dinner or attend another social engagement. But the real key to this perfect writing day, she said, was to know that the following day would be exactly the same." —Eudora Welty
34. Be patient until you find what works, then cherish it
"Trial and error, and then when you've found your needs, what feeds you, what is your instinctive rhythm and routine, then cherish it." —novelist Doris Lessing
~SIMILAR POSTS/EPISODES YOU MIGHT ENJOY:
~Why Not . . . Be Creative?
~The Benefit of Daily Rituals
~The Importance of a Daily Routine & How to Create One You Love, episode #164
Petit Plaisir:
~Chilled Cucumber and Yogurt Soup with Dill and Fresh Mint, a Patricia Wells recipe, click here for the recipe
~Why Not . . . Grow a(n) Herb Garden?
~Check out TSLL's IG account, see the Highlights and Part 3 of my FR Trip '18 - mid-roll to see the presentation of the dish in Provence.
~Chilled Cucumber and Yogurt Soup with Dill and Fresh Mint, enjoyed in Provence with Patricia Wells and the other cooking class students during the summer of 2018~
~the same dish served this past weekend as the second course during a dinner party at my home. Cool and crisp cucumber and yogurt soup.~
Tune in to the latest episode of The Simple Sophisticate podcast
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valentinee · 6 years ago
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Rebel's fic prompts
RULES:
1. Name the ship you are requesting.
2. Name the fandom the ship is from (preferably not in acronyms because I might not know it)
3. I will not do smut.
4. I only do ships from fandoms I know.
5. You can request multiple prompts for one fic.
6. Please do not request more than one fic in one ask.
7. Please state who is Muse A and who is Muse B (and Muse C if necessary)
8. If it's a dialogue prompt please state who is saying the line.
9. Send in requests through my asks.
1. "Can I braid your hair?"
2. A is sick and B cares for them.
3. A is sick and B is done with their shit.
4. "Can I kiss you?"
5. "Please don't leave me."
6. "I missed you."
7. "I'm in love with you, you asshole!"
8. A and B are dating but haven't told their friends yet. C walks in on them and they are forced to give an explanation.
9. A falls asleep on B's shoulder while watching a movie. The rest of the friend group teases B, as they all know B has a crush on A.
10. A and B get caught in the rain and have to share an umberella.
11. A is a barista. B is an artist who can't stop drawing them. One day B leaves their notebook behind and A finds it.
12. A hits B with their car and goes to visit them. They feel bad when they see no one else is there.
13. "I may have accidentally adopted five cats."
14. A tries to count B's freckles.
15. A gets a girlfriend/boyfriend. B is insanely jealous and confronts A.
16. A gets a girlfriend/boyfriend. B shuts them out and A confronts them on why.
17. "Can I- can I stay here?"
18. A and B watch a horror movie. A gets scared and relies on B for comfort.
19. A somehow convinces B to let them paint their nails.
20. A is terrified of storms. B comforts them.
21. A waits till midnight (00:00) to be the first to text B happy birthday.
22. A has nightmares. B comforts them.
23. "Shh.. I won't let anyone hurt you.."
24. A and B are the main characters in a play. They've never met before. The problem? They have to kiss.
25. A drinks tea. B drinks coffee. They force each other to try each other's drinks.
26. A sings Christmas music in July to piss off B.
27. A makes B breakfast in bed.
28. A and B have the most different tastes in music, and bicker about it all the time.
29. A forces B to sing with them on a road trip and are surprised to hear that B has the most beautiful voice.
30. A gets excited when they see Halloween decorations in June. B hates it.
31. A accidentally pushes B out of bed. B admires them as they sleep.
32. A and B find a stray puppy/kitten and adopt it.
33. A is bad at video games. B teases them.
34. A is bad at video games. B helps them.
35. No one knows about A and B dating. They have to sneak out to see each other.
36. A and B are staying together in a hotel for a business trip. Little do they know, C arranged for one bed to try set them up.
37. A is an extreme conspiracy theorist. B doesn't believe the theories but makes up crazier ones to mess with A.
38. "Your eyes are so pretty.."
39. A likes Coca Cola. B likes Pepsi.
40. A and B have a snowball fight.
41. A and B "Netflix and Chill" but they don't do anything. Instead they just eat popcorn and laugh at how shitty the movie is.
42. A walks in on B singing the Ducktales theme song.
43. A walks in on B singing the Friends theme song.
44. A and B are crushing on each other. C sets them up and has to guide them through the kissing process.
45. A accidentally wakes B up by getting out of bed to go to the bathroom.
46. Ferris wheel first kiss! (I adore Love, Simon, okay?)
47. "Your hair is so soft.."
48. A forces B to use a Ouija board with them.
49. "I'm not to stop poking you till you give me some attention."
50. "It's not a double date, we're third and fourth wheeling."
51. A plays guitar for B to ask them out.
52. A decides to link pinkies with B while walking.
53. "I am not in love with (person A)! They're so stupid with their stupid adorable face and cute freckles and beautiful eyes and... oh my God I'm in love with them.."
54. "You're so cute when you're asleep."
55. A washes B's hair.
56. Stargazing.
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b-random · 6 years ago
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Survey
Taken from @fiaspice​
1: when you have cereal, do you have more milk than cereal or more cereal than milk? Cereal.
2: do you like the feeling of cold air on your cheeks on a wintery day? No. Not much of a fan of cold weather.
3: what random objects do you use to bookmark your books? Usually the receipt.
4: how do you take your coffee/tea? Cold, with ice, without the coffee.
5: are you self-conscious of your smile? Yes.  Getting self conscious about a lot actually.
6: do you keep plants? Just planted some tonight in fact.
7: do you name your plants? no, but I might.
8: what artistic medium do you use to express your feelings? Not much anymore.  But I really want to try acrylic paint pouring.
9: do you like singing/humming to yourself? Yes.  Or to my cats. Or steering wheel.
10: do you sleep on your back, side, or stomach? sides
11: what’s an inner joke you have with your friends? If I catch my employee at work not using her safety gloves, I ask her where her hand is and she responds by singing “IT ISN’T IN MY GLOOOOOOVE” (to the tune of Shawn Mendes’ “In My Blood”)  That’s the only one I can think of that doesn’t require ridiculous amounts of explanation.
12: what’s your favorite planet? Earth.  Couldn’t live without it. 
13: what’s something that made you smile today? Christy and Fraser on 101.5 Today Radio had a contest called “Chereoke” to win Cher tickets and some of the contestants’ attempts at singing Cher was hilarious.
14: if you were to live with your best friend in an old flat in a big city, what would it look like? Hopefully it would be a rustic/industrial combo style loft with at least one exposed brick wall, exposed duct work, metal and wood finishes.
15: go google a weird space fact and tell us what it is!: Halley’s comet won’t orbit past Earth again until 2061... I’ll probably be dead.
16: what’s your favorite pasta dish? Tortellini with a creamy rosé sauce.
17: what color do you really want to dye your hair? I’m bald so this question is just cruel.
18: tell us about something dumb/funny you did that has since gone down in history between you and your friends and is always brought up. After a friend of mine told me he had unprotected sex with his ex girlfriend on a booty call, I arranged for a bouquet of fruit to be delivered to his work on father’s day with a sonogram attached to it.  He’s a darker skinned guy but his face went white as snow.  It doesn’t sound like much, but his mom heard about the prank at her work several blocks away.
19: do you keep a journal? what do you write/draw/ in it? I don’t.  This blog is the closest thing I have to that.
20: what’s your favorite eye color? Blue.
21: talk about your favorite bag, the one that’s been to hell and back with you and that you love to pieces. I don’t have a favourite bag.
22: are you a morning person? I would say so.  I’m not so much of a night owl anymore.
23: what’s your favorite thing to do on lazy days where you have 0 obligations? I literally sit on my couch all day and do nothing but watch netflix and dick around on my phone.
24: is there someone out there you would trust with every single one of your secrets? Don’t think so. 
25: what’s the weirdest place you’ve ever broken into? Can’t say I’ve ever broken into anywhere.  At least, not anywhere memorable.
26: what are the shoes you’ve had for forever and wear with every single outfit? I don’t have an exciting answer for this, but I have a pair of Puma shoes that have been around for 4-5 years.
27: what’s your favorite bubblegum flavor? Watermelon
28: sunrise or sunset? Sunrise.
29: what’s something really cute that one of your friends does and is totally endearing? One of my friends makes it a point to build her other female friends up at any and all costs.
30: think of it: have you ever been truly scared? The only thing I can think of is when I was probably 5 years old I was at a water park and I was supposed to go down the water slide but I was so scared that I couldn’t do it.  My family went down before me so I was stuck at the top screaming and crying.
31: what is your opinion of socks? do you like wearing weird socks? do you sleep with socks? do you confine yourself to white sock hell? I mostly wear white socks because I wear pretty heavy duty shoes at work and so anything else gets ruined.  But if I’m going out or doing something, I usually like a bit of colour.
32: tell us a story of something that happened to you after 3AM when you were with friends? I'm told that one time at about 4:00 in the morning I went to my neighbours house and was knocking on their garage door for about half an hour singing songs, but I don’t remember that.
33: what’s your fave pastry? Creme puffs.
34: tell us about the stuffed animal you kept as a kid. what is it called? what does it look like? do you still keep it? I had a Popple. (Remember Popples?! The Popples still make me smile.) Well, I had several, but my favourite was PC - specifically Sports PC.  I don’t still have him anymore and I’m pretty sad about that.  But his tail did fall off at one point and oddly enough, I still have his tail!
35: do you like stationary and pretty pens and so on? do you use them often? I usually end up buying stationery items that I never use.
36: which band’s sound would fit your mood right now? My mood has been 100% Carly Rae Jepsen since Dedicated came out last Friday.
37: do you like keeping your room messy or clean? My room is often messy, but that doesn’t mean I like it that way.
38: tell us about your pet peeves!? People who use incorrect phrases like “Once and a while” or when people say “should of” instead of “should’ve”
39: what color do you wear the most? Probably black.
40: think of a piece of jewelry you own: what’s it’s story? does it have any meaning to you? I have no jewellery.
41: what’s the last book you remember really, really loving? Hunger Games.  I haven’t really enjoyed too many books since then.  I’ve been trying to read the Harry Potter series but I’m only moderately enjoying them.
42: do you have a favorite coffee shop? I do not.
43: who was the last person you gazed at the stars with? Frick it’s been so long since I’ve done that.  Probably a guy who I hooked up with several years ago.  I don’t even remember his name.
44: when was the last time you remember feeling completely serene and at peace with everything? The last time I went to the mountains.  It’s been close to a year.
45: do you trust your instincts a lot? Sometimes to a fault.
46: tell us the worst pun you can think of.?  Time flies like an arrow.  Fruit flies like a banana.
47: what food do you think should be banned from the universe? Seafood.
48: what was your biggest fear as a kid? is it the same today? Heights. I’m still afraid of them, but now I’d say I’m more scared of things like the ocean and space.
49: do you like buying CDs and records? what was the last one you bought? I really do.  Especially the ones I really like.  Most recent was Carly Rae Jepsen’s “Dedicated” album.
50: what’s an odd thing you collect?  I don’t collect much anymore.  I used to collect Coca-Cola memorabilia, though.
51: think of a person. what song do you associate with them? "Your Type” by Carly Rae Jepsen.  I swear I listen to other artists and bands besides CRJ, but she seems to be fitting a lot of the questions here.
52: what are your favorite memes of the year so far? Those comics on Instagram with the aliens explaining everyday human activities.
53: have you ever watched the rocky horror picture show? heathers? beetlejuice? pulp fiction? what do you think of them? Beetlejuice is the only one of those that I’ve seen in full.  Haven’t seen it in probably 20 years so it’s time I give it another go.
54: who’s the last person you saw with a true look of sadness on their face? My mom after my sister did some stupid things last week and was super cruel to her after.
55: what’s the most dramatic thing you’ve ever done to prove a point? I can’t remember
56: what are some things you find endearing in people? Selflessness, genuine dorkiness.
57: go listen to bohemian rhapsody. how did it make you feel? did you dramatically reenact the lyrics? I didn’t reenact the lyrics, but I did sing and reenact the scene from Wayne’s World.
58: who’s the wine mom and who’s the vodka aunt in your group of friends? why? Neither of them.
59: what’s your favorite myth? I still find the whole Bermuda Triangle thing to be interesting.
60: do you like poetry? what are some of your faves? I don’t know any poetry.
61: what’s the stupidest gift you’ve ever given? the stupidest one you’ve ever received? Oh god, I’m a terrible gift giver so I couldn’t possibly narrow it down to just one.  Stupidest gift I’ve ever received was a Starbucks gift set.  I don’t drink coffee.
62: do you drink juice in the morning? which kind? Well, I usually put fruit juice into my smoothies, so I guess yeah.  And whatever is available.
63: are you fussy about your books and music? do you keep them meticulously organized or kinda leave them be? I have to keep them alphabetical except for my collections which are sorted by size of the collection.
64: what color is the sky where you are right now? Grey. Like it has been for the past week.
65: is there anyone you haven’t seen in a long time who you’d love to hang out with? Yes.  I’ll call him K.
66: what would your ideal flower crown look like? Ideal flower crown is not a concept that is even remotely familiar to me.
67: how do gloomy days where the sky is dark and the world is misty make you feel? depressed.
68: what’s winter like where you live? Fucking long and unbearable. 
69: what are your favorite board games? Scategories, The Game of Life, etc.
70: have you ever used an ouija board? yeah
71: what’s your favorite kind of tea? Iced.
72: are you a person who needs to note everything down or else you’ll forget it? I could probably benefit from jotting more things down than I do.
73: what are some of your worst habits? Laziness.
74: describe a good friend of yours without using their name or gendered pronouns. Sassy and spunky, but equally kind and compassionate.
75: tell us about your pets! My babies are not babies anymore.  They’re feline brother and sister and I’ve had them for more than 15 years.  He’s black and my bestest little buddy.  She cost me an invitation to my sister’s wedding and I have NO REGRETS about it at all.
76: is there anything you should be doing right now but aren’t? The dishes from dinner.
77: pink or yellow lemonade? pink I guess?
78: are you in the minion hateclub or fanclub? I find them entertaining, but I wouldn’t put myself in either club.
79: what’s one of the cutest things someone has ever done for you? Can’t think of anything right now.
80: what color are your bedroom walls? did you choose that color? if so, why? C2 Coconut. Essentially they’re a soft white. I did not choose that colour.  It was the builder’s choice and I just haven’t gotten around to painting it yet. Soon one wall is going to be a metallic denim-like blue. 
81: describe one of your friend’s eyes using the most abstract imagery you can think of. Crystal ball reflecting tropical waters.
82: are/were you good in school? ish.
83: what’s some of your favorite album art? Michael Jackson’s Dangerous, Social Code’s Rock N Roll or Spice Girls Spice.
84: are you planning on getting tattoos? which ones? I have a concept in mind that combines Spice Girls, Power Rangers and LGBT pride.  It’s just a matter of designing and getting it done.
85: do you read comics? what are your faves?  Don’t read comics.
86: do you like concept albums? which ones? The only concept album I can think of is Green Day’s American Idiot.  That one wore thin on me quickly.
87: what are some movies you think everyone should watch at least once in their lives? Kingsman: Secret Service, Jurassic Park, Twister, and it’s not a movie but I’m going to say The Haunting of Hill House.
88: are there any artistic movements you particularly enjoy? Acrylic Paint Pouring
89: are you close to your parents? yeah
90: talk about your one of you favorite cities. Ehh... Haven’t really explored many places recently and I’m feeling less enthusiastic about Calgary these days.  I’ll pass on this one.
91: where do you plan on traveling this year? I’ll be in Massachusetts this time next week.  Boston and Provincetown.  I’m excited as I’ve never been there.
92: are you a person who drowns their pasta in cheese or a person who barely sprinkles a pinch? Out of those two options, drowns in cheese.
93: what’s the hairstyle you wear the most? Shaved.
94: who was the last person you know to have a birthday? My friend Ashley’s birthday was on Saturday.
95: what are your plans for this weekend? Packing and working.
96: do you install your computer updates really quickly or do you procrastinate on them a lot? Only once it is forced upon me.
97: myer briggs type, zodiac sign, and hogwarts house? INTP-T, Libra, Puffnstuff
98: when’s the last time you went hiking? did you enjoy it? Last May.  Need to change that very, very soon.
99: list some songs that resonate to your soul whenever you hear them. I couldn’t even begin to name those songs right now. 
100: if you were presented with two buttons, one that allows you to go 5 years into the past, the other 5 years into the future, which one would you press? why? I’d probably go back 5 years.  Whether I’m happy with my life or not, I don’t want to miss any of it.
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lizardfina-blog · 6 years ago
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V Bad Story Endings Days 1-5
Days 1- 5 are the same for all three bad ends, except for the last chat of the day. Bad End 1 Days 6-7: https://lizardfina.tumblr.com/post/176608511607/badend1 Bad End 3 Days 6 - 10: https://lizardfina.tumblr.com/post/175732683372/be3
There are many different paths to a bad end, this is just what I did. I can’t guarantee that choosing different answers or missing chats will lead you to the ending you want, so it’s best to just follow exactly what I did. I got really tired of typing really early on, and started paraphrasing. It should still make sense and the answers you want should be obvious ...oh, wait, looks like the line spacing didn't carry over, so some of the longer answers are two lines long >.< So, if it looks weird as the beginning of a sentence, it’s probably the ending of the line above it. Sorry for the mess ^^;
Day 1 – 27% 20:02 Subject of Interest Seven Welcome Jaehee Are you organizing what you found about me? Such aspects should gradually improve All I have to do is invite many people and raise the scores for my meter Your psychological settings are so complicated But why is this place off limits to outsiders? I’m a bad person How come? No one’s exploiting me I hope you’d start to trust me more Your looks are already more than enough ….. You do make sure you facial pores are open? Bye, sexy 21:34 Richness in Wine Good night. The stars are beautiful Do you like wines? It’s not a scandalous photo, is it? Congrats! Are you going to say yes? But aren’t you delighted? I think the question is not  whether you’d be a fine model, but……efficiency in relation to budget I’m curious too. Could you let me know the results? I see V likes wine too What were you two like in the past? I’m sure those days will come again Don’t worry. I’ll make sure to finish as a happy ending You two are such good friends Do you have an automatic timer in your head? 23:25 Intriguing Person Here comes the final boss You two make a lovely couple It’s a secret. Shh! You must be curious about my world I’ll call the police if you violate my portrait rights They were so wary of me The purpose of life is my bias Are you warning me? Is this a bug? Goodbye Ray VN: Come in I’ve been waiting for you It was fun! It felt like talking to actual people The black haired man in a suit Now that we talked about games, I want to talk about you Day 2 – 60% 01:19 Expectation and Uneasiness I’m sure he’s inside the phone Aren’t you going to sleep, Jaehee? Do you have a hidden backstory? You know, you’re actually the CEO’s daughter That’s a true businessman A rich man and a celebrity? They sound otherworldly You can’t log in from abroad? That’s right! Please trust me! Why don’t you investigate that on your own? That can’t get any more suspicious. Do you know what those two shared? What about me? I like hearing about RFA You’re mean You must feel so complicated I agree. I doubt you can gain anything by suspecting each other You must be a grand master in handling Yoosung Don’t you suspect V? But you can’t tell people to do something about their sorrow I should go sleep too 02:44 Night of Reminiscence Good evening Jumin I’m currently holding information superiority What’s so bad about questioning I actually came from another dimension That’s the spell for teleporting, not shapeshifting That’s one elegant sense of humour Is that what you think? You’re cute I vote for a chat on RFA Was that spell for summoning V instead of shapeshifting? You’re drunk, Jumin I wish I could get a glass of wine too Do you have a drunken habit, V? Perhaps he’s sleeping while chatting Your memories are too detailed, Jumin I know no such thing as sloppiness boy You two look just like you do now You asked him to be your friend? You were cute when you were young, V So this is Jumin’s drunken habit I think both of you should go to bed What’s that matter? Bean sprout is good for hangovers You two share a lot of memories Looks like Jumin trusts you a lot Do you think there really is something you can do? I don’t feel like sleeping yet 15:24 Recommendation of Trust Jumin have you read what V said Really? What is it? Jaehee ordered them for you? You collect antique books? That’s an elegant hobby Sounds great! Thou who art deeper than even blood Jumin you don’t actually trust them, do you? What matters isn’t the background, it’s the person V looks like a trustworthy person Recommendation please! They can take the cab You can find a guest that can match the vampire Jumin, epitome of trust Why don’t you like reading, Jumin? Why don’t you try trusting V? I think it’s good to direct your thoughts somewhere else Clear your head and come back 18:26 The Universe and the Sun Hello Is there actually such creation? I’ll invite it beep What is it Seven? Is something bothering you? Try me Here he is! My secret buddy! Can I get your autograph? I didn’t know you sell your autograph Don’t be so mean to him! That halo comes from your face Doesn’t matter if you’re Catholic Can you count me in? Those left behind should carry on But if that’s our current situation, we should work together and prepare for the party He’s gone Does V like the sun? Maybe the sun holds a special meaning Isn’t he busy? Go and call him now 20:13 Party at Saturn? Good evening Jumin But it’s just a day. He’ll be fine You two must be quite close! Pluto will feel lonely by itself. I understand. I don’t wanna do anything I think it’d be one exciting party You mean the dish itself? Sounds delicious Are V’s photos that high in quality? Wow I’ve never seen your selfie Cheer up Jaehee Really? I wanna see too I wanna see too! She’s so cute Can I have more picture of Elizabeth Maybe he’s an android? You can watch Zen’s DVD What too you so long, mr gorgeous? Did you de-stress at the spa? I thought those flowers bloomed from your face Zen do you know we’re having a party? You just had to hibernate today I wonder what kind of recommendations I’ll get Let me know what you think of the new DVD Your looks will bring better things to you Let’s have a nice party Me too! I’m so excited 22:38 Congrats I was sightseeing in the other room I don’t like flowers I’m just getting started? When will I see the ending? I wish you would focus on developing the game If you’re glad, why not materialize it than speak it? I prefer my home Ok, but only until the party is held This isn’t an illegal pyramid scheme is it? We didn’t chat much, you’re leaving already? Day 3 – 100% 00:31 Under the Shimmering I wanted to chill out more Your biorhythm will break I want to see V’s photos Are you in a motorcycle gang? That’s the thing, you can never find your license when needed Wow! It’s you when you were younger I want to chat with everyone Aren’t motorcycles dangerous What if something dangerous happens? How did the crash occur? It would have been serious if V didn’t follow you V, you should take photos of me Flowers? Where you Zen’s fan? You still look promising I lie low for a while You seem to be coming in at late hours. Are you okay? V you go well with wine! Don’t drink too much I’m like that as well I’m going to stay up late 02:46 Paradox of the Survival Ray why aren’t you sleeping You seem to have a lot of work There’s the modern convenience called the phone Wonder why it grew in two stalks One of it is like an extra giveaway I want to save the weaker stalk Rescue both A flower gained from the other’s sacrifice It was fun, with hidden morals and all Are you going back to work? 07:00 Take Care of Your Health Why don’t you lower the brightness I’ll get ready to write it down Can I taste it It’s not like the stakes are…. Send in an ingredients review Seems you have an innocent spot Jumin Throwing it out down the drain…something made with great difficulty Catching your breath is important Tell me more of this cleaning fairy Awesome! Why don’t we learn its secret Jaehee good morning Too bad, you were this close You just came in. Already leaving? Isn’t it enough to have one friend like V? Can someone translate what Seven’s saying I thought it was funny Don’t forget to bring Sevenstar Drink V2 09:13 Back in the Days A morning meeting of beautiful people I’m ready to hit save When did you debut The story goes it was your girlfriend What photo did V debut with Zen, I invite you to the room of mirrors I wanna be – most very best Great! I’ll catch Backpack Monsters My eyes are screaming with joy Jaehee, our professional Zen critic And like this, the number of photos in my folder… AI role? It must have been easy for an AI to play an AI Jaehee have a glass of cold coffee right now It’s a meeting with V’s acquaintance right? V’s dad… I wonder what kind of person he is He would have received hardcore education I like V’s humble attitude I think they pair well together You do know beer isn’t brunch Does V know about this I want to be friends with V Jaehee have a great day! 12:22 My Best Friend Not yet Of course! Friends are really dear You’re friends with flowers Daffodils I think I feel more close with friends inside the game I’m jealous I don’t feel it at all… I wish you’d be more obsessed Ray, are you working for this person? I think I would want to leave here Bye! 14:09 Small Cute Adorable Oh Savior of Justice! What’s your real job What a dangerous mission…. I understand her. She must have been surprised your mission is dangerous I pray for your successful mission Do I need to feed the fairy Is three days enough Got it I was about to recommend the first one Cars are dreams! Since it’s largely influencing the national economy… Okay… good bye What is it Not really Wouldn’t V’s mother’s hair color have been mint I wish a dragon would come Let’s make an equal world It looks like a strong name Okay let’s invite it Wow How is that person related to you We cannot decline someone like that Whoa are you going to fall now I want to try that I’d expect nothing less from someone V appointed Didn’t he invite vampire and udon I’m worried V might become baffled I’ll start my grand afternoon 16:32 Precious Friend V! Hi I think it’ll be fun Two friends gathered What kind of person is V’s father? Ah, you two should enjoy your conversation through the phone Oh…you’ve become estranged I think it’ll be a good occasion to get together V you seem very uncomfortable with your father You must have seen each other often I want to hear memories Cute! I think V won Please don’t say that It’s going to get better little by little V don’t fall into too much despair and cheer up Though he looks very cold on the outside Is there anything I can do for V? I’m going to think of V 18:24 Explosion of Emotions Yes I did Yoosung you must be in pain Welcome Zen the gorgeous Yoosung is exploding with emotions Aunt and uncle? woah…isn’t that harsh? Rika was adopted? I didn’t know since Rika had a bright image V’s trying hard, too. Leave him alone for a bit having someone next to you would help yup. It is a heal all potion don’t treat yoosung like a child I don’t think it’s a good idea to enforce your method everyone might become lighthearted when everyone reveals the truth his way of grieving might be out of this world if you ride the motorcycle, v will get worried zen you’ll look gorgeous even after sweating 20:11 Reason Behind the Curiosity why does the background look different when you log on? I’m not in my room yet um…don’t we need time to learn about each other? I feel a tad suffocated I acted naturally, not trying to pry out secrets give me a second… Ray VN: aren’t you busy? you said you needed caffeine I’m not an idiot it’s a little chilly but…just what is this place? already? I don’t want to go back, I feel trapped 21:49 Power of the Coordinator cleaning fairy! yes it was great talking to v and all yes! when can I receive the reimbursement? I’m holding the phone right now I’m embarrassed wow! sure-- feels great that he’s looking out for me v said not to advertise I want to buy one for v bye, mr. advertiser 23:07 Another Level of Salvation jaehee you should have some sevenstar drink seven will be able to avoid them without a problem} why don’t you go to a shaman? yes…I hope they stop before they create more victims yoosung, what have you been up to? no.. we must stop him! did you fall into the world of gaming? isn’t that a virus? sniff…I smell something…the smell of a spaceship burning start binge gaming I believe it’s a problem you eventually have to return to and solve sounds like good words, but it’s always better….. I can see how dangerous it is just by hearing it why don’t we, the rfa, inherit and continue? yoosung, it might be time for professional help whoa, interesting let’s invite him! vent out your stress by gaming I think he just needs a way to vent I think I should get some rest too Day 4 – 91% 00:16 I Keep Thinking of You what brings you here? that’s the one we saw in the corridor umm I think you got too excited that sounds a bit creepy all members of rfa are fabulous I’m sure v will tell me his plan it’s good I get to help those in need no, money can’t solve everything don’t you think it’s natural they overcome their concerns/become better people? the period of unsteady anxiety is meaningful, for the sake of overcoming pain can I save everyone if I see the endings? that is a happy ending, right? actually…yeah, sometimes what’s the enrollment procedure? I’m gonna stay up for a bit 08:15 All-Nighter jaehee have you seen seven’s picture? I will immediately set it as my background tell me about it, health is everything welcome cutie boy of rfa you didn’t stay up all night thinking about rika…? I’m also staying up all night for a game with a bunch of AIs congrats! napping on a bus? what kind of friends did you meet?           I’m jealous, I wanna be rich how did you deal with your stress, jeahee? hiking? hehehe… I gotta finish what I started let’s meet nice and happy at the party shouldn’t we trust v and wait for him? I think there’s a good reason… from now on, play just about right I hope you dream about LOLOL I think he deserves an applaud…. sure I’ll see you later! Leave yoosung to me 10:22 understanding and respect welcome v! is there anything you’d like to know about me of course! Not matter what happens I don’t think it’s too late we’re getting to know each other are you jealous? I can’t tell you anymore. There’s a good reason. That’s why its frustrating interest…? Wait, are you? is there something wrong? if that’s the case, it’s a bit sad it's ok. Everyone has different history there is no good or bad family, there is only my family you’re also a proud son, v count me in! I hope my joining can help rfa progress in a good way I think you can do a good job, v goodbye! privilege of a friend! why are you making secrets? They must be a burden… even though you might not suit him, you’re charming on your own thank you v, have a good day 12:00 I really want to see you huh? You’re back you should go to the hospital I can take care of myself he sounded like…you’re a threat to rfa I don’t think v is a bad person looks like you hate all members us…? I can start all over! what benefits do I get if I make the contract? you mean yoosung? did you screw up? what kind of surprise? I’ll get to enjoy the game only when I keep good relationships with the AI bye now! I’ll try 14:41 portrait of the youthful days are you awake now yoosung? you poor dear but it’s been barely a year holding the party to success? you don’t have to get into a big company that’s not a simple problem…it’s difficult to fix you’ve been whining a lot today maybe jumin will hire you whoa! That’s one knack of timing whoa that was brave some people get jobs because they wanna make money I hope social discrepancy will be gone soon it's somewhere around average a group of people who don’t believe in IQ why do you want to use him as your intern? so you want someone obedient the smiley face of horror you guys have a complicated relationship right he is I’m sure this is sensitive, but why not have v as your role model? you can’t choose what family you’re born into he’s a good man who could it be? is it time for your class? I don’t think he mentioned rika for once don’t you think v needs a way to let off steam? good luck on your work jumin! 17:36 an afternoon of anxiety me? No, nothing. it looks like the messenger is working fine you’re popular v what emails? maybe it will work a few minutes later I hope it’s nothing bad I hope nothing bad happens to you seven I shouldn’t have come here, I’ve only pressured seven him? no he must’ve been shocked to his bones that must be quite a burden you carry alright. Please take care of seven Ray VN: come on in you mean this email incident with 707? I didn’t feel good seeing them anxious I’d prefer life that can be predicted I’m not sure about that 18:42 mask made of glass will seven be okay? v's burden is growing heavier every minute did you call v? what happened to… don’t pretend you’re okay. It’s heartbreaking I’m worried about you I didn’t think you’d be like this, seven you sound a bit uneasy I think you should rest c language? if inviting this language can help you calm down…. ice cream? juicy melon bar have a good one and refresh your mind v, seven, yoosung….all seem to have concerns I guess time is the answer do you report every thing to him? 20:10 zen’s worrisome looks welcome, zen the beautiful I hope he’ll cheer up I recommend sevenstar drink exercise until you pass out how was school? for now I’m cheering for v yoosung is still young only basics what kind of mask you’d better take zen’s advice when it comes to skincare hindow10 update T-T it’s annoying let’s invite him! I wanna get masks! I’ve been hearing you talk and it sounds like showing off you’re off to play but I think yoosung’s getting energetic again I can knock you out and lock you in a room I remember what jumin said…you need to be calm see you – goodnight the chat room’s dazzling! I want to see V’s pictures too you’re so sweet zen 21:53 nice v! does your phone work now? how did you know I have one? There’s an important decision I should try harder I can see how much you value RFA it hurts so much to see him in pain thank you…! yes, I like RFA! umm…I’ll look around some more when is it? will I manage to make all the preparations until the deadline? it was nice talking to you 22:49 what I want to say you’re here… I haven’t made my choice yet… that must be horrible… this is so sudden… those AIs…they’re programs you made…right? I think you should trust yourself rather than expect me to trust you you sound a bit sad I’ll think about it… VN: no thanks, I’ll return when the game is over this is a bit weird. What is it? What are you trying to do? pardon? where are we going? there are a lot of computers special elixir? what is this? it looks very suspicious you’re not telling me to drink this are you? this isn’t the time to be suspicious. Hurry up and go! who are you? What’s going on? you weren’t an AI? Were you an actual person? the RFA wasn’t AI so you’re the one who hacked the actual messenger who is this savior? none of your words agree with what you said before Day 5 – 100% 00:03 Truth Revealed ray, explain yourself about what happened! I don’t believe you, he looks and sounds like the V I know why did you lie to me? promise me you won’t do anything bad to V are you threatening me? I think I need a moment to clear my thoughts 02:00 Data Filled With Riddles looks like the hacker who sent me here doesn’t trust me anymore is V safe? do you think it’s related to me? the connection seems unstable… I’m worried that man I saw was you, right? may I , V? why would you hide him? Alright, I’ll keep a secret about what happens here seven, do you invent things a lot? you’ve encrypted them since you can’t tell right now where you are, right? did he forget the word he input? can’t you tell him you input word after a week? v shouldn’t you get help from the rest of RFA? so what about our party? V I really want to know what you’re thinking I understand that you’re trying to do this alone, but promise you’ll be safe seven thank you for understanding v I’m fine. You came to save me ok please call me as soon as you can 07:30 Trust good morning zen! I’m fine V sent seven his location in encrypted form I’ll feel so safe if you come to rescue too! I’m safe right no so please don’t worry. V will save me. I’m sure there’s a complicated reason for v…. I’ll do the best I can for the party too who is this candidate? sounds interesting! so you want us to trust v! I see! Now I get it but even if we trust him, what should we do about this weird feeling? yes I know very well that v values RFA I’m sorry I can’t tell you that… you’re so thorough. Thank you jumin! they’re very special friends yes I’m going to wait, too I will. Thank you for your concerns zen! 10:52 V’s Insecurity v does your phone work now? I’m fine! are you okay? I’m fine! nothing happened yet you had no choice. I’m glad you’re safe no thank you. For not abandoning me you’re telling me to sell you out! I can’t do that don’t blame yourself too much. Everything will be okay. It’s partially my fault I’ll trust you. And I’ll be waiting. Take care of yourself v 12:47 Lies and Two People my goodness! Where did that come from? first of all, I’m safe yet. Don’t worry about me I’m not sure… you should look at the image yoosung uploaded hold on…it might be somebody’s mistake so this person came in person to put that in your mailbox? like blackmailing letter for example… let’s not suspect members of the RFA it's written LIE on the image…this person must hate these two I agree… just who would do this? that’s a great idea watch out on your way! And be careful of alleyways maybe this person is trying to throw RFA into confusion my heart is breaking. Looks like v is going through misfortunes and mishaps please take care of yoosung gotcha. You don’t have to worry about me 15:11 Ill Will and Hypocrite you didn’t get that bizarre image too, did you? seems like it. Who could hate v that much? I’m more worried about v. there’s no doubt he’ll see this jumin, jaehee also got that photo wait…could it be? that was…an important task jumin is your work all done? jaehee… wish I could send you sevenstar drink is this person planning to send everyone at the RFA these images? why does no one know where seven lives? shouldn’t we get outside help? the eminence of the overtime all nighter wow I never knew such unit exists in C&R congrats!! Wow!! We’ll have one fabulous unit I can only see a Niagara of tears jaehee T-T is there anything I can do to help? is it okay to do without telling v? but is it okay to have our party? It’s going to be okay, right? good! Please tell him to contact me I hope v will pick up I’m so excited about the C&R intelligence unit I believe RFA will make it through this I’ll see you again! 17:59 Seven’s Plea seven did you also get a weird photo? ugh…looks like someone really hates v are you suspecting that hacker? there’s no way v is a bad person if he did, then I bet he’s heartbroken we’ve trusted him so much until now. Let’s not think bad things I’m sure it’s because he doesn’t want to put you in danger maybe there was no other choice for v I’m not sure if it’s okay to tell you that you sound tired, seven so you want v to tell you where he is, right? bye. 19:36 Zen’s View how’s yoosung doing? I’m worried we’re hearing nothing from v yet what are we going to do with v? rather I think he’s a heavy get-drunker but are you feeling better now? that’s impossible… are you going to take this opportunity to get close to jumin? there you are….finally are you really coming? Don’t you think it’d be dangerous? did you see the images? What do you think about them? v… I hope the time comes soon that’s right! You’re a hero zen I’d like to trust you, v what is this truth? yoosung, please calm down yoosung, what’s 78+544? a human relationship isn’t something you can define as one or the other yoosung I think you’ve gone too far you’re taking great care of yoosung v i hope you’d tell us the truth some day he's right! So please think about it v I think you should take care of him actually I’m having a great time. I got to meet you and a group of new people you’re still grieving a lot for Rika’s death? getting what you want doesn’t always lead to happiness v, rika’s choice is her own. It has nothing to do with you you’re saying the deceased will come back? do you think you did? v please hang in there! 21:00 How We Take in Sadness thanks for showing me what you’re like when you’re drunk It'd be fun if you two became roommates I wish I could talk to v too hello, jaehee are you awake to play games? zen T-T he’s fought bravely and fallen she’s right. I hope you understand how v would feel may I ask you why? that’s not what I was expecting to hear…but I think v had his own reasons so v was so sad he couldn’t cry that’s called the process of parting with your pain I hope that’d be the case I see…v still loves rika…it hurts a bit yes, do think about it yoosung! no, you’ve done well! I agree… let there be peace! please make the best unit. You should elevate the corporate’s value 22:22 Secrets Revealed I wanted to talk too…! I trust you you will tell us everything soon, won’t you? you mean that the person who sent the images is this hacker? but why would you try to handle this on your own? so is this hacker related to Rika? but why would you tell us all this now? so you’re here to tell us to not let ourselves waver, right? you’re saying this is something you need to do alone, aren’t you? yes, I promise I’m counting on you!
******the above chat rooms are the same for all my V bad ends. The last chat of day 5 varies slightly between the routes. Proceed to the ending you’re looking for.****** BE1: https://lizardfina.tumblr.com/post/176608511607/badend1 BE3 (yeah, again):https://lizardfina.tumblr.com/post/175732683372/be3
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Objection! Against Humanity: 7/3/18
Summary: A small smattering of a prosecutors, defense attorneys, bystanders, and one prisoner gather together to play Cards Against Humanity. Miles faces his past (literally). Few can find Bali on a map. Nobody likes Kristoph Gavin, but prison let him borrow a computer to play. Phoenix and Miles are WAY too candid about their bedroom life; Apollo and Athena have a surprise idea in response to this.
Content warnings: Sexual content, implied alcoholism, murder.
Notes: If you would like to join in the fun, we will playing again on July 5th at 5 PM Eastern! Also, click the permalinks to see which cards were played.
Cast: 
@absolutelaw​ (Kristoph Gavin)
@loudredattorney​ (Apollo Justice)
@multifariousmuses​ (Raymond Shields)
@revcnite​ (Phoenix Wright)
@praepcsitus (38 year old Miles Edgeworth) 
@millseggworth (21 year old Miles Edgeworth)
@aceofstrange​ (Chase Hoek)
@loathingreflection​ (Ritsuko Akagi)
@finallybeensaved​ (Adrian Andrews)
@cykeologies (Athena Cykes)
[7:30:18 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged. [7:30:18 PM] Permanent link to this game's rounds. [7:30:20 PM] <PhoenixWright> (helloooooo, its 3:30am but who cares) [7:30:26 PM] <Raymond_Shields> (Lawl. Army of Defense Attorney's here.) [7:30:29 PM] <kristoph_gavin> (i should have capitalized. but we all have regrets i gUESS) [7:30:35 PM] <PhoenixWright> (CHARGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE) [7:31:15 PM] <Adrian> Well this one seems fairly straightforward. Wasn't this supposed to be an inappropriate game? [7:31:17 PM] <Adrian> Wait.... [7:31:21 PM] <PhoenixWright> (i just realised what i've caused by being phoenix.. and i have zero regrets) [7:31:33 PM] <kristoph_gavin> I bribed a guard to get a laptop for this. It had better be worth it. [7:31:35 PM] <ApolloJustice> Um... can someone please explain what's happening, please? What the hell is this game? [7:31:44 PM] <ApolloJustice> K-KRISTOPH GAVIN? [7:31:48 PM] loathingreflection has joined the game. [7:31:52 PM] <Raymond_Shields> I believe it's a Card Game out to destroy humanity. Or something. [7:31:57 PM] <PhoenixWright> Oh boy, Apollo, please restrain me. [7:32:00 PM] <Adrian> That doesn't seem right.... [7:32:02 PM] kristoph_gavin wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:32:07 PM] <kristoph_gavin> HAH. [7:32:10 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged. [7:32:10 PM] <PhoenixWright> ...I cannot believe I done this. [7:32:17 PM] <ApolloJustice> M-Mr. Wright?? A-Am I dreaming? Someone.... please pinch me. please. [7:32:32 PM] <PhoenixWright> Apollo, I feel like if I pinched you, I'd lose my hearing for good. [7:32:40 PM] Error: You don't have that card. [7:32:42 PM] <Raymond_Shields> It occurs to me that likely none of you know who I am. So why don't we start things off with a hug? [7:32:48 PM] <ApolloJustice> Hehe... maybe just a little. [7:32:53 PM] <ApolloJustice> Um... I'll pass on hugging a stranger, but thanks. [7:32:57 PM] <Adrian> Hug?? [7:33:08 PM] <Adrian> Let's try a firm handshake [7:33:18 PM] <PhoenixWright> I'll pass, thanks. [7:33:18 PM] <Raymond_Shields> Works for me! [7:33:30 PM] ApolloJustice wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:33:31 PM] <Adrian> -shakes hand. it is actually a very limp handshake- [7:33:55 PM] <Raymond_Shields> It's alright! There's no need to be afraid! Name's Raymond Shields. Ace Attorney. [7:34:05 PM] <PhoenixWright> Erm, that's my title. [7:34:07 PM] <PhoenixWright> Get your own. [7:34:14 PM] <ApolloJustice> Wait, hold on. That's me... [7:34:27 PM] <PhoenixWright> Apollo I coined the phrase first, you latched on for seconds. [7:34:38 PM] <ApolloJustice> You were disbarred, Mr. Wright. I think I had a rightful claim. [7:34:39 PM] <kristoph_gavin> Wright, I told you to get your own apprentice, and you stole mine instead. You don't get to talk. [7:34:41 PM] <Raymond_Shields> I'm older than the both of you. [7:34:53 PM] <PhoenixWright> I got my own apprentice a year later, Gavin. [7:34:53 PM] loathingreflection wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:34:55 PM] <ApolloJustice> Can someone PLEASE explain why I'm playing this... vulgar thing with Kristoph Gavin? [7:34:57 PM] <Adrian> I don't think this is the right answer, but it's the most entertaining.... [7:35:38 PM] ApolloJustice wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:35:40 PM] <Raymond_Shields> (Imagine an Ace Attorney Objection voiced by Morgan Freeman.) [7:35:52 PM] <PhoenixWright> Hey I'm trying to drink the pain away right now, Apollo [7:35:55 PM] Aceofstrange has joined the game. [7:35:55 PM] <PhoenixWright> Ain't working [7:36:11 PM] <ApolloJustice> Card czar? Like, the leader of Russia? What is this? [7:36:25 PM] <ApolloJustice> Mr. Wright, you know I'm not big on grape juice... but you might need to pass me a bottle soon. [7:36:45 PM] <PhoenixWright> Grape juice is a life saver, one day, you'll come to learn its value in life [7:36:55 PM] <ApolloJustice> I hate all of these and all of you. [7:36:59 PM] <Adrian> :( [7:36:59 PM] Adrian wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:37:04 PM] <PhoenixWright> What did I do wrong?! [7:37:19 PM] <PhoenixWright> I just played a card... and drank some grape juice. [7:37:23 PM] <ApolloJustice> I had to choose a winner for a card about orgies, Mr. Wright. Everything about that is wrong. [7:37:34 PM] <PhoenixWright> You came along for this, Apollo. [7:37:37 PM] <Raymond_Shields> It appears that it is I who now holds the power. [7:37:40 PM] <ApolloJustice> ...unwillingly. [7:38:02 PM] <+loathingreflection> ( sweats as i realize i should have joined as my character name & not url 8^D ) [7:38:14 PM] <kristoph_gavin> ( it's okay angelina i still love you ) [7:38:20 PM] <Aceofstrange> Grape juice? C'mon, where's the booze? Ain't this a party? [7:38:20 PM] <Adrian> (I love... lamp) [7:38:21 PM] PhoenixWright wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:38:25 PM] <PhoenixWright> Sweet. [7:38:27 PM] <Adrian> Mr. Wright? [7:38:29 PM] MilesEdgeworth has joined the game. [7:38:56 PM] <PhoenixWright> (drags someone in, dabs into hell) [7:39:00 PM] <PhoenixWright> (my works done folks) [7:39:29 PM] Aceofstrange was skipped this round for being idle for too long. [7:39:42 PM] <PhoenixWright> How does this liven up a party? [7:39:44 PM] <Adrian> OOOOO a powerpoint presentation [7:39:48 PM] <PhoenixWright> And what parties have you been going to? [7:39:55 PM] <Aceofstrange> (OC Prosecutor Chase Hoeks, btw) [7:39:56 PM] <Adrian> Work... parties? [7:39:57 PM] qpdunalz has joined the game. [7:40:04 PM] <Adrian> (hi!) [7:40:15 PM] <PhoenixWright> I half want to pass. [7:40:18 PM] ApolloJustice wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:40:21 PM] <+loathingreflection> You can never go wrong with a well developed presentation. C: [7:40:23 PM] <PhoenixWright> I guess????? [7:40:30 PM] <Adrian> It's true! It's really true. [7:40:40 PM] <ApolloJustice> I'm almost out of appropriate cards. [7:40:48 PM] <+loathingreflection> Oh lord, why can't I sleep at night? [7:40:52 PM] <PhoenixWright> Well then, this IS a mood. [7:41:02 PM] <PhoenixWright> Apollo half of these cards are your fault. [7:41:04 PM] <+loathingreflection> Because my veins are but coffee at this point. [7:41:05 PM] <PhoenixWright> Just saying. [7:41:06 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> How so? [7:41:07 PM] <Adrian> I'm filled with Regret at this card [7:41:11 PM] <Aceofstrange> H-heya, Chief Prosecutor, Sir. [7:41:12 PM] <kristoph_gavin> Don't know what you're all talking about. I sleep just fine. [7:41:16 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> Hello [7:41:20 PM] <Adrian> IN PRISON [7:41:22 PM] <PhoenixWright> Chords of Steel, enough said. [7:41:26 PM] qpdunalz was skipped this round for being idle for too long. [7:41:34 PM] Aceofstrange wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:41:46 PM] <PhoenixWright> Edgeworth's life in a nutshell. [7:41:55 PM] <+loathingreflection> My ugly face & bad personality was a close second. [7:42:06 PM] qpdunalz has left the game. [7:42:38 PM] kristoph_gavin wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:42:42 PM] <Adrian> Wait, how does that kill people? [7:42:49 PM] <kristoph_gavin> You'd be surprised. [7:42:49 PM] <ApolloJustice> Is... Is Mr. g [7:42:57 PM] <ApolloJustice> ...Gavin a fan of disney movies? [7:42:58 PM] <PhoenixWright> It's Gavin, what else do you expect Ms Andrews? [7:43:10 PM] <Adrian> More out of him? [7:43:12 PM] <PhoenixWright> He'd murder someone by singing a Disney song. [7:43:33 PM] <ApolloJustice> Don't ruin Disney for me, please. After this, it's one of the few things I'll have left. [7:43:44 PM] <PhoenixWright> Hey, I'm stating facts. [7:43:52 PM] <kristoph_gavin> To be fair, he's not wrong. [7:43:54 PM] <Adrian> First your title, then your childhood... [7:44:02 PM] PhoenixWright wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:44:10 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged. [7:44:17 PM] <PhoenixWright> Bribery works [7:44:39 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> Bribery? [7:44:46 PM] <PhoenixWright> You know what I mean [7:44:49 PM] <ApolloJustice> Grape juice? [7:44:50 PM] <Adrian> This card hits home [7:44:56 PM] <PhoenixWright> Maaaybe. [7:45:08 PM] MilesEdgeworth wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:45:12 PM] <Aceofstrange> Oh, suffering skunk-apes... [7:45:30 PM] <Aceofstrange> I thought I had that. [7:45:41 PM] <ApolloJustice> S-Skunk apes? [7:45:52 PM] Adrian wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:46:00 PM] <PhoenixWright> Can I vomit yet? [7:46:11 PM] <Adrian> Please avoid the carpet, if possible [7:46:21 PM] <Aceofstrange> Bigfoot's stinky brother. [7:46:22 PM] <PhoenixWright> Eh, dry cleaners. [7:46:24 PM] <ApolloJustice> Yeah, if you vomit on the carpet, guess who cleans it up. [7:46:38 PM] <PhoenixWright> Ohhh yeah, Apollo's on clean up duty. [7:46:39 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> Certainly not me [7:46:58 PM] MilesEdgeworth wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:47:10 PM] <Adrian> Mr. Edgeworth, are you okay? [7:47:11 PM] <PhoenixWright> You um... you okay there, Edgeworth? [7:47:37 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> Not entirely [7:47:48 PM] ApolloJustice wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:47:49 PM] <PhoenixWright> Will me su-. I mean... [7:48:00 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> >_> [7:48:01 PM] <PhoenixWright> coughs coughs. [7:48:30 PM] <Adrian> (trying to save the transcript is hard guys) [7:48:48 PM] <kristoph_gavin> (r i p) [7:49:22 PM] ApolloJustice wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:49:33 PM] <PhoenixWright> Apollo what do you know about those? [7:49:51 PM] <ApolloJustice> ...don't make me suffer anymore than I already am, Mr. wright. [7:50:09 PM] <PhoenixWright> It's a curiosity question! [7:50:12 PM] <Aceofstrange> Oh, Mr. Edgeworth, before I forget... [7:50:21 PM] <ApolloJustice> Curiosity, something something, cat, something something, I forget. [7:50:26 PM] Raymond_Shields wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:50:37 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> Yes? [7:50:46 PM] <PhoenixWright> That's an escalation if I've ever heard one. [7:50:50 PM] <Aceofstrange> Here are the case files you asked for. [7:51:05 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> Thank you [7:51:09 PM] <Adrian> So it IS a work party [7:51:20 PM] <PhoenixWright> I didn't ask for this. [7:51:22 PM] kristoph_gavin wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:51:26 PM] <ApolloJustice> Me either. [7:51:35 PM] <PhoenixWright> I also ask for Gavin to um... die. [7:51:52 PM] <Adrian> That's just not nice [7:51:53 PM] <kristoph_gavin> The only reason I'M here is because Adrian keeps telling me to "join activities" to "socialize" me, or ... something. [7:52:10 PM] <kristoph_gavin> There's no need to be so rude. [7:52:17 PM] <PhoenixWright> Ms Andrews, if you heard what happened, you'll know why I'm salty. [7:52:35 PM] <kristoph_gavin> Hmph. [7:52:36 PM] <ApolloJustice> We... we're all aware that he MURDERED people, right? [7:52:40 PM] <Adrian> Well yes [7:52:44 PM] <kristoph_gavin> Some mistakes were made! [7:52:44 PM] PhoenixWright wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:52:54 PM] <PhoenixWright> Wow okay Edgeworth. [7:52:59 PM] <Adrian> But he could become a slightly more successful member of society [7:53:09 PM] <PhoenixWright> Not really. [7:53:16 PM] <PhoenixWright> He poisoned people, forged evidence, lied to the world. [7:53:17 PM] <ApolloJustice> I'm with Mr. Wright on this one. [7:53:26 PM] <Adrian> People can change! Really!! [7:53:27 PM] <PhoenixWright> He can burn in hell for all I care. [7:53:31 PM] <+loathingreflection> Well how bad was the murder? [7:53:32 PM] <Adrian> Ithinkorhope [7:53:37 PM] <PhoenixWright> Very. [7:53:40 PM] ApolloJustice wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:53:53 PM] <ApolloJustice> He ruined several people's lives, and not just the ones he murdered. I'd say it was pretty bad. [7:54:00 PM] <kristoph_gavin> Eh. [7:54:03 PM] <Aceofstrange> .....Awkward~ [7:54:07 PM] <+loathingreflection> We all have our vices. [7:54:12 PM] <kristoph_gavin> Thank you! [7:54:36 PM] <ApolloJustice> Today has only crushed what little hope I had for humanity. [7:54:39 PM] <Adrian> Murder isn't a very good vice, though, as a reminder [7:54:46 PM] <Raymond_Shields> Kristoph's last name isn't Von Karma. So he isn't that bad in my book. Nor is his first name Manfred. [7:54:54 PM] Aceofstrange wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:55:02 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged. [7:55:30 PM] <PhoenixWright> (I'm just saying if no one gets my reference I'll be disappointed) [7:55:55 PM] <PhoenixWright> In what world is Kristoph Gavin good? [7:56:04 PM] <PhoenixWright> Cause I'd like to visit this world, and laugh at it's bullshit. [7:56:05 PM] <Adrian> Potentially good! [7:56:08 PM] <Adrian> Potentially. [7:56:12 PM] <+loathingreflection> Some people bury their vices with cats & coffee & cigarettes, others bury it with a shovel & some well placed evidence against someone else. [7:56:12 PM] loathingreflection wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:56:36 PM] <ApolloJustice> I'll take "false equivalence" for 300, Alex. [7:56:56 PM] <PhoenixWright> I'll take dying of alcohol poisoning from Gavin's BS for 500. [7:57:16 PM] <kristoph_gavin> Yes, please do die. [7:57:18 PM] Aceofstrange wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:57:20 PM] <PhoenixWright> You first [7:57:25 PM] <Aceofstrange> MUTTERING MOTHMAN!!! [7:57:30 PM] <kristoph_gavin> Hmm........... nah. [7:57:31 PM] <Aceofstrange> YES!!! [7:57:34 PM] <+loathingreflection> I thought murder was bad though? [7:57:50 PM] <PhoenixWright> Oh no, he can die from execution for all I care [7:57:55 PM] <PhoenixWright> I bagsy front row seats [7:58:13 PM] <kristoph_gavin> At least if I'm dead, I won't have to see your face anymore. [7:58:25 PM] <Adrian> Please don't haunt Mr. Wright... [7:58:29 PM] <PhoenixWright> The same can be said for you [7:58:39 PM] kristoph_gavin wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:58:51 PM] <+loathingreflection> I'm concerned. [7:58:57 PM] <Aceofstrange> Ohh! Ohh! Haunt me! [7:59:08 PM] <Adrian> What?? [7:59:14 PM] <PhoenixWright> Why in the [7:59:27 PM] ApolloJustice wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:59:34 PM] <Adrian> What??? [7:59:36 PM] <kristoph_gavin> I will not be haunting anyone. Not worth my time. [8:00:06 PM] <PhoenixWright> He'll haunt his own grave because only he can love himself. [8:00:24 PM] <kristoph_gavin> *Because I'm the only person worth haunting. [8:00:25 PM] <Aceofstrange> I used to be a paranormal investigator, alright? There, I said it. [8:00:34 PM] <Adrian> Explain? [8:00:35 PM] Raymond_Shields was skipped this round for being idle for too long. [8:00:40 PM] <ApolloJustice> Like, yknow, ghosts? [8:00:41 PM] <PhoenixWright> Nah I prefer my theory. [8:00:43 PM] kristoph_gavin wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:00:51 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged. [8:00:58 PM] <kristoph_gavin> Well, I mean, your theory is WRONG, but that's never stopped you before. [8:01:19 PM] <PhoenixWright> You couldn't even stop me. [8:01:21 PM] <Adrian> Theories require rigorous testing [8:01:33 PM] <kristoph_gavin> Stopped you for seven years. [8:01:38 PM] <ApolloJustice> Uh, I'd like some credit for the whole stopping Mr. Gavin thing. I helped. [8:01:40 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> -_- [8:01:41 PM] Raymond_Shields has left the game. [8:01:47 PM] <PhoenixWright> You forged evidence, congrats. [8:01:49 PM] <PhoenixWright> Want a medal? [8:01:55 PM] <kristoph_gavin> Yes! [8:01:58 PM] <PhoenixWright> Fuck off. [8:02:06 PM] <kristoph_gavin> So eloquent. [8:02:08 PM] kristoph_gavin wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:02:12 PM] <kristoph_gavin> It's true! [8:02:16 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged. [8:02:38 PM] <PhoenixWright> Your ego needs a checkup, seems to have gained unnecessary baggage. [8:02:49 PM] <Adrian> (hmmm ema is spelled with one m isn't it. this is what i get for not making my own decks) [8:03:08 PM] <PhoenixWright> (yeah it is, people make that mistake a lot in these cards) [8:03:16 PM] loathingreflection wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:03:16 PM] <ApolloJustice> (ngl i pronounced it "eem-a" in my head for much longer than i'd like to admit) [8:03:30 PM] <kristoph_gavin> (i still do that sometimes even though i know it's not right....rip) [8:03:33 PM] <Aceofstrange> Crap, I got papers to fill out. Got to go. [8:03:50 PM] <ApolloJustice> Good luck! Take me with you, please. Paperwork sounds so much more appealing. [8:04:03 PM] <Adrian> Stay... safe [8:04:17 PM] <Aceofstrange> Prosecutors only. Sorry. [8:04:28 PM] ApolloJustice wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:04:29 PM] <ApolloJustice> Why did I even ask. [8:04:41 PM] Aceofstrange has left the game. [8:04:55 PM] <Adrian> Anybody up for another game? [8:05:18 PM] loathingreflection has left the game. [8:05:30 PM] <kristoph_gavin> (I am, if you guys are?) [8:05:38 PM] <PhoenixWright> (I'm down sure ;3) [8:05:40 PM] <ApolloJustice> (sure!) [8:05:42 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> (ye) [8:05:42 PM] Play 3 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged. [8:05:42 PM] Permanent link to this game's rounds. [8:06:04 PM] <kristoph_gavin> (My friend who writes Athena @ cykeologies might join later ) [8:06:18 PM] <Adrian> (odd question but would anybody be interested in a group rp verse where the characters are playing dungeons and dragons to humorous effect?) [8:06:29 PM] <ApolloJustice> (^^^^) [8:06:58 PM] <ApolloJustice> (also let's be real here athena would kick ass at this game) [8:07:08 PM] <Adrian> (it true) [8:07:14 PM] <PhoenixWright> (fair) [8:07:35 PM] PhoenixWright wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:07:43 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged. [8:07:50 PM] <PhoenixWright> Appealing to his tastes. Nice. [8:08:13 PM] MilesEggworth has joined the game. [8:08:19 PM] <ApolloJustice> Please never make me think of your... thing, that way ever again, Mr. Wright. [8:08:20 PM] <MilesEggworth> hello [8:08:25 PM] <Adrian> -looking between Edgeworths- [8:08:26 PM] <Adrian> Uhhh [8:08:27 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> Oh [8:08:31 PM] <MilesEggworth> hmm [8:08:36 PM] <ApolloJustice> Hello there... wait a second, um... what...! [8:08:39 PM] kristoph_gavin wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:08:54 PM] <Adrian> This is really something! ....Really.... something! [8:09:11 PM] <PhoenixWright> Is it bad I lowkey have the weirdest boner right now? [8:09:26 PM] <Adrian> YES [8:09:26 PM] <ApolloJustice> Hell is other people. [8:09:39 PM] MilesEdgeworth wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:09:58 PM] <MilesEggworth> I probably have to leave soon, unfortunately [8:10:19 PM] <kristoph_gavin> (listen though. why is "kristoph obtains a laptop somehow just to pettily crash everyone's nice game of cah" something that would happen in-universe) [8:10:21 PM] <kristoph_gavin> (i'm not wrong) [8:10:24 PM] <kristoph_gavin> (i'm really not) [8:10:29 PM] <ApolloJustice> 9 [8:10:36 PM] <ApolloJustice> (youre very right) [8:10:40 PM] <Adrian> (it's a shitpost that writes itself) [8:10:51 PM] <kristoph_gavin> (exactly) [8:10:55 PM] <PhoenixWright> (phoenix would find a way to troll him on cah) [8:10:55 PM] <Adrian> That's okay, Mr. Edgeworth. Mr. Edgeworth will keep us company [8:11:00 PM] Adrian wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:11:17 PM] <ApolloJustice> I've read enough sci-fi to know that our entire reality is going to collapse because of this. [8:11:31 PM] <MilesEggworth> Don't be ridiculous. [8:11:50 PM] MilesEdgeworth wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:11:58 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged. [8:12:47 PM] Athena has joined the game. [8:12:50 PM] <MilesEggworth> I have never understood this game. [8:12:56 PM] <kristoph_gavin> (HEY!!!) [8:12:58 PM] ApolloJustice wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:13:04 PM] <ApolloJustice> Oh no. Not Athena. Please anyone but Athena. [8:13:05 PM] <ApolloJustice> (hiya!) [8:13:16 PM] <+Athena> ( [ kicks my legs out ] HELLO ) [8:13:17 PM] <PhoenixWright> Great, both of my students are here, wonderful. [8:13:37 PM] <MilesEggworth> My parallel self is here. [8:13:44 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> Hello [8:13:48 PM] <MilesEggworth> Helo [8:13:49 PM] <PhoenixWright> Miles, kill me. [8:13:51 PM] <+Athena> hiya, mr. wright! it's surprising to see you here too! [8:13:52 PM] <MilesEggworth> *Hello [8:13:53 PM] <Adrian> Which one? [8:13:55 PM] <kristoph_gavin> And I hacked your game to bother you. [8:13:59 PM] ApolloJustice wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:14:00 PM] <PhoenixWright> My one- [8:14:27 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> That would be me [8:14:33 PM] <+Athena> ohh.. [8:14:33 PM] <PhoenixWright> (tfw you're sat here tryna work out who's who, forgetting no one knows you-) [8:14:42 PM] <ApolloJustice> Every time I win in this game, my suffering grows just a little bit more. [8:14:45 PM] <MilesEggworth> Other Miles Edgeworth, do you understand what's going on here at all> [8:14:46 PM] <+Athena> ( im cykeologies lmao ) [8:14:48 PM] <MilesEggworth> *? [8:14:49 PM] <kristoph_gavin> (i'm billie absolutelaw) [8:14:56 PM] <MilesEggworth> (I'm millseggworth) [8:14:56 PM] <ApolloJustice> (loudredattorney, ben!) [8:14:58 PM] Adrian wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:14:58 PM] <PhoenixWright> (no one knows me dabs) [8:15:06 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> Not quite, I'm just going with the flow [8:15:11 PM] <kristoph_gavin> (WELL IT'S GOOD TO MEET YOU) [8:15:13 PM] <PhoenixWright> As usual [8:15:16 PM] <Adrian> (finallybeensaved, bekah.... this game is my child) [8:15:25 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> ( sup it's your local thot, yang, from praepcsitus :v ) [8:15:30 PM] <Adrian> (noice) [8:15:33 PM] <MilesEggworth> I suppose that is all we can do. [8:15:37 PM] <PhoenixWright> (im nickey, from revcnite) [8:15:50 PM] Athena wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:15:55 PM] <+Athena> yes! :D [8:15:57 PM] <PhoenixWright> LEAVE MISSILE OUT OF THIS. [8:16:11 PM] <Adrian> He seemed like such a good boy [8:16:14 PM] <+Athena> what's wrong with missile having a vacation?! [8:16:18 PM] <PhoenixWright> He's such a good boy. [8:16:23 PM] <PhoenixWright> He deserves belly rubs [8:16:25 PM] <PhoenixWright> And kisses [8:16:26 PM] <MilesEggworth> I supppose. [8:16:27 PM] <ApolloJustice> Cats are better than dogs and that's a fact. [8:16:37 PM] <PhoenixWright> And Miles I swear if you kidnap Missile I will fight. [8:16:40 PM] <Adrian> While true, there wasn't a cat option [8:16:42 PM] Adrian wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:16:48 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> Pess also deserves them- why would I do that when we already ahve a dog [8:16:48 PM] <Adrian> I have no idea who he is [8:16:50 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged. [8:16:54 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> have* [8:17:01 PM] <PhoenixWright> You cried over fifty dogs. Today, alone. [8:17:06 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> And?? [8:17:07 PM] <kristoph_gavin> Speaking of dogs. I know you all hate me, but please tell me someone is at least taking care of Vongole. [8:17:10 PM] <ApolloJustice> I'm picking whoever has the least vulgar cards. [8:17:16 PM] <ApolloJustice> Who the hell is Vongole? [8:17:27 PM] <PhoenixWright> Vongole deserved a better fucking owner. [8:17:34 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> I assume Klavier is [8:17:49 PM] <+Athena> . . . i'm sure someone's taking care of them? [8:17:49 PM] MilesEggworth wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:17:51 PM] <Adrian> Is Klavier your emergency contact? [8:17:53 PM] <PhoenixWright> (phoenix is the protagonist who failed the turing test) [8:17:55 PM] <kristoph_gavin> Apollo, haven't you met my dog before? [8:17:55 PM] <Adrian> I can see if we can call him up [8:18:00 PM] <kristoph_gavin> And Klavier had BETTER be taking care of her. [8:18:06 PM] <MilesEggworth> I see I am capable of earning points, then. [8:18:07 PM] <PhoenixWright> (quit booing y'all know im right) [8:18:22 PM] <ApolloJustice> I'll be honest with you Mr. Gavin, I've blocked everything I ever did involving you out of my mind. [8:18:28 PM] <MilesEggworth> (I suck at this game) [8:18:30 PM] <ApolloJustice> Besides proving your guilt on two separate occasions. [8:18:35 PM] <kristoph_gavin> Fair enough. [8:18:51 PM] <+Athena> ( im trying my best to Not Pick The NSFW Cards but theres so MANY ) [8:19:03 PM] <PhoenixWright> (IM GONNA PLAY ALL THE NSFW CARDS) [8:19:05 PM] <PhoenixWright> (IM NO COWARD) [8:19:08 PM] <PhoenixWright> (Im british) [8:19:08 PM] <+Athena> ( OH GOD ) [8:19:08 PM] <ApolloJustice> (i tried to avoid them but it was impossible lmao) [8:19:16 PM] ApolloJustice wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:19:26 PM] <PhoenixWright> (welcome to hell bo i s) [8:19:26 PM] <Adrian> Just... one pringle... hmmm [8:19:27 PM] <+Athena> that's a sad toy [8:19:54 PM] <PhoenixWright> This is why I gave Trucy magic props. [8:19:56 PM] <PhoenixWright> Best toys. [8:20:25 PM] MilesEggworth was skipped this round for being idle for too long. [8:20:26 PM] <ApolloJustice> I swear if any of you let Trucy anywhere near this game. [8:20:28 PM] <ApolloJustice> I will end you. [8:20:34 PM] <PhoenixWright> Oh no, I banned her. [8:20:44 PM] <MilesEggworth> (sorry for being afk. I'll be back in a sec) [8:20:45 PM] <+Athena> D: [8:20:54 PM] PhoenixWright wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:20:59 PM] <Adrian> Maybe she could join us for Apples to Apples? [8:21:11 PM] <ApolloJustice> YES. Finally, someone suggests a decent game. [8:21:15 PM] <ApolloJustice> Let's go play that instead. [8:21:43 PM] <+Athena> hey! i like this game :(! [8:21:45 PM] <PhoenixWright> I prefer to play how red can my husband be. [8:21:54 PM] Adrian wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:22:01 PM] <Adrian> So only one of the Miles...es is your husband? [8:22:12 PM] <PhoenixWright> He knows who he is [8:22:13 PM] <kristoph_gavin> As long as I can irritate Wright with my presence, I'm good. [8:22:17 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> That would be me [8:22:33 PM] <ApolloJustice> So you're only married to one of the Mr. Edgeworths? [8:22:34 PM] <PhoenixWright> Oh no, I've grown to accept you're just apart of the wall, Gavin. [8:22:36 PM] <Adrian> Congratulations! [8:22:38 PM] <+Athena> what's a pingers [8:22:46 PM] <PhoenixWright> And yes, I'm married to one of them, and only one. [8:22:47 PM] <MilesEggworth> Um... interesting. [8:22:48 PM] <Adrian> I don't know, I was trying to get rid of cards [8:22:51 PM] <PhoenixWright> Two would be theft ;) [8:22:56 PM] <ApolloJustice> I don't know, Athena, and I'm scared to find out. [8:23:01 PM] MilesEdgeworth wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:23:18 PM] <+Athena> i was . . . half inclined to pick ' pingers ' just for how it sounded . . . [8:23:21 PM] <kristoph_gavin> There was a card........that was me...........and you didn't instantly pick it out of your deep love and respect for me? [8:23:23 PM] <kristoph_gavin> I'm insulted. [8:23:39 PM] <+Athena> i'm sorry, mr. gavin! D: [8:23:43 PM] <PhoenixWright> Honestly a dance named after you would just be you filling up a bottle with poison. [8:23:48 PM] <Adrian> Mr. Gavin, the game doesn't revolve around you :( [8:23:56 PM] <ApolloJustice> Athena, don't show him sympathy. Please. [8:24:00 PM] <+Athena> catapult was just calling to me . . . [8:24:01 PM] <kristoph_gavin> Everything revolves around me!! [8:24:05 PM] <PhoenixWright> No. [8:24:21 PM] <kristoph_gavin> Hmph. [8:24:21 PM] <Adrian> oh i don't like these [8:24:22 PM] <ApolloJustice> Well, your ego is massive, and I guess things with high mass tend to have high gravitational attraction, no? [8:24:24 PM] Error: It is not your turn to play a card. [8:24:24 PM] MilesEdgeworth wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:24:27 PM] <+Athena> there's two cards that scare me [8:24:42 PM] <Adrian> I picked the only one that wasn't frightening [8:24:51 PM] <ApolloJustice> That's fair. [8:24:55 PM] <PhoenixWright> Dating Edgeworth's a dream [8:24:57 PM] <PhoenixWright> I mean... what [8:25:02 PM] <Adrian> no offense, Misters Edgeworths, but dating you is not a dream of mine. [8:25:03 PM] <MilesEggworth> I'm... not that frightening, am I? [8:25:11 PM] <MilesEggworth> Understandable. [8:25:12 PM] <PhoenixWright> But it is mine ;) [8:25:23 PM] <+Athena> tiny pizzas .... [8:25:24 PM] <MilesEggworth> Are you...? [8:25:34 PM] <+Athena> how did they know [8:25:34 PM] MilesEdgeworth wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:25:41 PM] <Adrian> That was the correct answer [8:26:04 PM] <MilesEggworth> I believe I may stand a chance this round. [8:26:10 PM] <ApolloJustice> An asteroid. Someone please play "an asteroid." [8:26:17 PM] <Adrian> Raptor attacks!! [8:26:23 PM] Athena wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:26:25 PM] <PhoenixWright> Raptor what now? [8:26:29 PM] <+Athena> closest i could get! [8:26:32 PM] <Adrian> Raptor attacks... made sense [8:26:33 PM] <MilesEggworth> Raptor attacks was mine. [8:26:37 PM] <ApolloJustice> Points for trying, Athena. [8:26:41 PM] <PhoenixWright> (OKAY GAME JUST BECAUSE I'M BRITISH) [8:26:43 PM] <Adrian> I can't lose this one [8:26:52 PM] <PhoenixWright> (wankers I say) [8:27:00 PM] Adrian wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:27:05 PM] <PhoenixWright> I mean... [8:27:06 PM] <MilesEggworth> Wright, why? [8:27:06 PM] <PhoenixWright> I would. [8:27:09 PM] <kristoph_gavin> That's a terrible department. [8:27:12 PM] <kristoph_gavin> I disapprove. [8:27:14 PM] <PhoenixWright> WHY NOT. [8:27:22 PM] <PhoenixWright> Fuck you Gavin, I disapprove of you. [8:27:23 PM] <MilesEggworth> Remind me to never vote you for Prime Minister. [8:27:29 PM] <kristoph_gavin> *Department of bluffing [8:27:34 PM] <+Athena> oh no . .. the gross cards ... . they're coming to haunt me [8:27:39 PM] <PhoenixWright> *Department of kicking Gavin's ass [8:27:45 PM] <MilesEggworth> Acceptable. [8:27:46 PM] <+Athena> UM [8:27:50 PM] <ApolloJustice> To be fair, none of us are qualified to hold any elected office ever. [8:28:06 PM] <Adrian> Felons can't vote... can they run for office? [8:28:07 PM] ApolloJustice wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:28:14 PM] <PhoenixWright> APOLLO. [8:28:15 PM] <+Athena> CORPSES? [8:28:50 PM] <ApolloJustice> Mr. Wright, as many times as I've had to think about your private parts today, I won't accept your scolding ever again. [8:29:02 PM] <ApolloJustice> And I don't have a justification for you, Athena. I'm disappointed in me, too. [8:29:03 PM] PhoenixWright wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:29:37 PM] <+Athena> i glitched out and had to refresh, what did i miss in the two seconds of me being gone that prompted THAT [8:29:53 PM] <PhoenixWright> Welcome to life Athena [8:30:00 PM] PhoenixWright wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:30:02 PM] <Adrian> (it's okay i'm saving the transcript for FOREVER) [8:30:08 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged. [8:30:10 PM] <PhoenixWright> I'm sorry Athena, I really am.
[8:30:23 PM] <ApolloJustice> Where the hell is my apology? 
[8:30:26 PM] <+Athena> maybe coming to WAA wasn't the best of my ideas now that i think about it [8:30:54 PM] <Adrian> Employment is great! [8:30:56 PM] <+Athena> oh the last card set [8:31:04 PM] <+Athena> that ones my favorite [8:31:07 PM] MilesEdgeworth wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:31:18 PM] <ApolloJustice> Ms. Andrews, you haven't experienced what it means to work for Mr. Wright. [8:31:25 PM] <ApolloJustice> (how could wesley stickler and women's undies lose) [8:31:31 PM] <ApolloJustice> (i thought that one was unbeatable) [8:31:48 PM] <Adrian> (IT WAS SO GOOD but would scare adrian) [8:31:49 PM] <PhoenixWright> I mean to be fair Apollo, you walked out after a year [8:31:57 PM] <Adrian> (unfortunately i'm trying to play in character :< ) [8:32:03 PM] <+Athena> ( look i cant speak for the czar but the last card pack is just an athena aesthetic ) [8:32:05 PM] Error: You don't have that card. [8:32:06 PM] Hurry up! You have less than 10 seconds to decide, or you will be skipped. [8:32:09 PM] <ApolloJustice> Don't even get me started, Mr. Wright. 
[8:32:24 PM] MilesEdgeworth wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink 
[8:32:26 PM] <ApolloJustice> (i was just so proud that i had those two cards in one hand lmao) [8:32:33 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged. [8:32:44 PM] <MilesEggworth> (why is other miles doing so well while i suck so badly) [8:32:57 PM] <+Athena> ( he Has A Plan ) [8:33:01 PM] <+Athena> ( Probably ) [8:33:08 PM] <kristoph_gavin> ( i have terrible cards but i'm doing my best ) [8:33:10 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> (legit i'm just tossing out random cards, like half of those were burn cards tbh) [8:33:13 PM] <PhoenixWright> (she's hacking the game guys) [8:33:15 PM] Athena wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:33:20 PM] <+Athena> :D! [8:33:22 PM] <Adrian> Mood! [8:33:31 PM] <PhoenixWright> Where's Bali? [8:33:37 PM] <ApolloJustice> Cuddling and/or peace and quiet would be vastly preferable to this. [8:33:38 PM] <PhoenixWright> Is that Asian? [8:33:56 PM] <PhoenixWright> Bali-done with Gavin's Shit? [8:34:09 PM] <kristoph_gavin> You don't even know where Bali is? [8:34:15 PM] <ApolloJustice> That's a stretch even for you, Mr. Wright. [8:34:18 PM] <+Athena> not sure, but i guess they're having a volcano crisis there as far as i can search up? [8:34:26 PM] MilesEdgeworth wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:34:28 PM] <kristoph_gavin> How did you.......how on Earth were you ever intelligent enough to pass the bar? [8:34:43 PM] <PhoenixWright> Geography ain't my strong suit [8:34:47 PM] <kristoph_gavin> Ugh. [8:34:47 PM] <MilesEggworth> That is indeed a good question. [8:34:49 PM] <ApolloJustice> At least he's good at poker, Mr. Gavin. [8:34:51 PM] <Adrian> All I've learned today is that Mr. Edgeworth and Mr. Wright have a very active bedroom lifestyle [8:34:56 PM] <PhoenixWright> (i mean tbfh idk where Bali is anyway) [8:35:05 PM] <+Athena> eheheh . . . i studied psychology, not geography ... [8:35:08 PM] <ApolloJustice> Me too, Ms. Andrews. [8:35:09 PM] <PhoenixWright> (PROJECTION TO MUSE TIME) [8:35:17 PM] <kristoph_gavin> ( idk where Bali is either gavin is just pretentious ) [8:35:26 PM] <+Athena> ( i just searched it up akdjwkadjajd ) [8:35:31 PM] <Adrian> (it's a brand... of bra) [8:35:32 PM] <PhoenixWright> (fair, it's in indonesia lmao) [8:35:36 PM] <MilesEggworth> (Miles is smarter than I am probably) [8:35:38 PM] <+Athena> ( theres a Lot Of Volcanoes ) [8:35:46 PM] <PhoenixWright> (i think miles is smarter than a lot of us tbfh) [8:35:50 PM] <MilesEggworth> (oh yeah it IS in Indonesia) [8:35:52 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> ( he is ) [8:36:04 PM] <MilesEggworth> (Why didn'tI remember that?) [8:36:06 PM] <PhoenixWright> (he just sucks at life skillz) [8:36:10 PM] <MilesEggworth> (Like I knew that) [8:36:15 PM] <kristoph_gavin> ( kris is both much smarter and much more of an ass than i am ) [8:36:17 PM] <MilesEggworth> (oh heck yeah) [8:36:19 PM] <kristoph_gavin> ( but that makes him fun to write so ) [8:36:20 PM] Permanent link to this game's rounds. [8:36:29 PM] <PhoenixWright> (i'm just as dumb as phoenix ;D) [8:36:46 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> ( shut ) [8:36:48 PM] <ApolloJustice> Me and Clay used to play video games like this. I remember he would always find the cheat codes in those books you could find at the bookstore. [8:36:50 PM] <Adrian> (short game to 4 points) [8:36:55 PM] <PhoenixWright> (YOU'RE DATING AN IDIOT BABE) [8:36:58 PM] <+Athena> oh god the last one [8:36:59 PM] <Adrian> That's so... hm.... [8:37:00 PM] <ApolloJustice> He used them just to win against me, though. [8:37:02 PM] <PhoenixWright> Ooof. [8:37:08 PM] Athena wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:37:09 PM] <MilesEggworth> (I tend to be somewhat verbose, which makes characters like Miles easier to play at times.) [8:37:10 PM] <+Athena> OH GOD THE ALL OF THEM [8:37:23 PM] <Adrian> You did it, Ms. Cykes! [8:37:45 PM] <Adrian> Now what's a durry [8:37:50 PM] MilesEggworth wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:37:50 PM] <+Athena> thank you, i'll be here all night! [8:38:00 PM] <MilesEggworth> Victory is mine. [8:38:05 PM] <Adrian> You know, that sounds like Mr. Wright all evening :/ [8:38:18 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> Congratulations :) [8:38:34 PM] <MilesEggworth> One of us had better win. [8:38:48 PM] kristoph_gavin wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:38:55 PM] <PhoenixWright> I'd like to say no- [8:38:56 PM] <Adrian> Mr. Gavin?? [8:38:58 PM] <ApolloJustice> Mr. Gavin, are you... not wearing pants right now? [8:39:04 PM] <MilesEggworth> After all, we are certainly the most intelligent of this group. [8:39:14 PM] <PhoenixWright> He's probably jacking off to the sounds of pain [8:39:21 PM] <ApolloJustice> Jesus, Mr. Wright, TMI. [8:39:27 PM] <MilesEggworth> (fuck it I've only played demon so far this is demon) [8:39:28 PM] <kristoph_gavin> Ugh. [8:39:29 PM] <Adrian> Iamtoogayforthis [8:39:30 PM] <+Athena> oh god, mr. wright please don't give us that mental image [8:39:37 PM] <PhoenixWright> I'm speaking truths guys [8:39:40 PM] <kristoph_gavin> I hate all of you. [8:39:42 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> (mine is chief oof) [8:39:46 PM] <PhoenixWright> Love you too <3 [8:39:49 PM] <ApolloJustice> That's a truth I'm fully content to bury, Mr. Wright. [8:39:55 PM] Adrian wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:40:03 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged. [8:40:07 PM] <+Athena> oh no [8:40:10 PM] <ApolloJustice> Ms. Andrews, are you seething right now? [8:40:16 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> I'm scared of what you are all picking [8:40:20 PM] <Adrian> Uhmmmmm [8:40:22 PM] <Adrian> Hmmmmm.... [8:40:22 PM] <+Athena> please, be merciful [8:40:25 PM] <Adrian> Hmmm..... [8:40:27 PM] <PhoenixWright> I'm innocent, I sweare [8:40:43 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> Ha [8:40:49 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> You are not innocent, Wright [8:40:49 PM] <PhoenixWright> Fuck off [8:40:56 PM] <PhoenixWright> Nor are you, Edgeworth ;) [8:40:57 PM] <+Athena> be merciful on this poor attorney [8:41:07 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> I never said I was [8:41:09 PM] <MilesEggworth> I also greatly doubt your innocence, Wright. [8:41:11 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> ;) [8:41:11 PM] <PhoenixWright> Mhmmm [8:41:15 PM] <PhoenixWright> wow [8:41:16 PM] <Adrian> HMMMMMM [8:41:17 PM] <PhoenixWright> he winkied face [8:41:18 PM] <PhoenixWright> guys [8:41:23 PM] <PhoenixWright> guys he did a winky!!! [8:41:30 PM] MilesEggworth wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:41:35 PM] <PhoenixWright> im sobbing literal tears [8:41:40 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> It is not that big of a deal, Wright, honestly. [8:41:41 PM] <PhoenixWright> my husband's adjusting ;A; [8:41:47 PM] <MilesEggworth> I almost wish I had not won that round. [8:41:52 PM] <ApolloJustice> Well, at the very least, I know I'm seething right now. [8:41:56 PM] <Adrian> A LOT OF THINGS, OKAY, CARDS. A. LOT. OF. THINGS. [8:42:02 PM] <+Athena> look, your card was great [8:42:16 PM] <+Athena> MISSILES [8:42:19 PM] kristoph_gavin wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:42:32 PM] <ApolloJustice> (ema's first kiss????) [8:42:37 PM] <kristoph_gavin> (fjdksjfdkJKFDLSJ) [8:42:38 PM] <PhoenixWright> (basically) [8:42:44 PM] <PhoenixWright> (her sexuality is science) [8:42:47 PM] <Adrian> (you can't make love to science) [8:42:51 PM] <MilesEggworth> I... do not enjoy thinking of my father. I merely played that card to get it out of my hand. [8:42:52 PM] <PhoenixWright> (ema will) [8:42:53 PM] <+Athena> ( ema is married to science ) [8:42:59 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> (you can if you try hard enough) [8:43:01 PM] <ApolloJustice> (ema will find a way) [8:43:02 PM] <PhoenixWright> (ema makes love to science hard) [8:43:07 PM] <ApolloJustice> (life, uh... finds a way) [8:43:15 PM] <+Athena> umm. [8:43:15 PM] <ApolloJustice> (to quote jeff "daddy" goldblum) [8:43:16 PM] ApolloJustice wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:43:21 PM] <+Athena> apollo?! [8:43:22 PM] <PhoenixWright> (why) [8:43:23 PM] <ApolloJustice> No one comment about that. [8:43:24 PM] <ApolloJustice> ATHENA. [8:43:28 PM] <Adrian> (i can't believe we're gaslighting ema and she can't defend herself) [8:43:35 PM] <PhoenixWright> I mean, Mr Edgeworth did do that- [8:43:35 PM] <+Athena> okay okay! i won't! i'll just judge quietly [8:43:38 PM] <PhoenixWright> Gestures to Miles [8:43:41 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> What did I do? [8:43:49 PM] <PhoenixWright> Nothingggggg [8:43:51 PM] <MilesEggworth> What? [8:43:54 PM] <Adrian> Mr. Wright :( That's what you did [8:43:56 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> :/ [8:43:59 PM] MilesEggworth wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:43:59 PM] <PhoenixWright> ;) [8:44:04 PM] <PhoenixWright> still doing me now Athena [8:44:07 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged. [8:44:08 PM] <Adrian> :( [8:44:16 PM] <MilesEggworth> I see victory is coming to me. As it should. [8:44:17 PM] <+Athena> wait what? [8:44:45 PM] <ApolloJustice> ( [8:44:45 PM] <+Athena> oh my god [8:44:49 PM] <Adrian> Mr. Justice? [8:44:55 PM] <ApolloJustice> Uh... clashes, like, in what way...? [8:44:58 PM] MilesEdgeworth wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:45:04 PM] <MilesEggworth> I currently have three points. That is more than anyone else here. [8:45:09 PM] <PhoenixWright> Miles... you um... you okay? [8:45:14 PM] <+Athena> i'm coming for your title! [8:45:18 PM] <ApolloJustice> No need to rub it in, Mr. Edgeworth. [8:45:26 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> No, I am not okay [8:45:34 PM] <MilesEggworth> I am perfectly fine. [8:45:54 PM] PhoenixWright wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:45:56 PM] <Adrian> But... which Edgeworth is most Edgeworth? [8:45:59 PM] <+Athena> MR WRIGHT? [8:46:02 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> What gives you the impression that I'm ever alright? [8:46:04 PM] <MilesEggworth> I am, naturally. [8:46:05 PM] <PhoenixWright> DON'T SPEAK ABOUT IT [8:46:14 PM] <+Athena> I'M TERRIFIED OF ALL OF YOU [8:46:16 PM] <ApolloJustice> No, you know what, Mr. Wright? I am going to speak about it. [8:46:18 PM] <MilesEggworth> No one can best me at being myself. [8:46:21 PM] <ApolloJustice> I refuse to be silenced anymore. [8:46:22 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> Well, considering the fact that I am older [8:46:28 PM] <PhoenixWright> please don't [8:46:39 PM] <MilesEggworth> I am 21 years old. [8:46:52 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> I am 38... >_> [8:46:56 PM] <PhoenixWright> Same <_< [8:46:58 PM] <MilesEggworth> What? [8:47:06 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> It's,,, complicated [8:47:09 PM] <MilesEggworth> How is this possible? [8:47:11 PM] <Adrian> You could be his dad? Kind of [8:47:11 PM] <PhoenixWright> Like fucking me- [8:47:13 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> It somehow is [8:47:13 PM] <PhoenixWright> I meanwhat [8:47:25 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> I don't have an explanation [8:47:39 PM] <+Athena> if they had a kid at age 17, maybe [8:47:45 PM] <MilesEggworth> No. [8:47:49 PM] <MilesEggworth> My father is dead. [8:47:52 PM] Adrian wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:47:58 PM] <+Athena> well that settles it! [8:47:59 PM] <PhoenixWright> (i s2g tho if there is a great lizard uprising of 2352) [8:48:05 PM] <ApolloJustice> Ms. Andrews... you really sohuldn't drink alone, you know. [8:48:06 PM] <+Athena> oh god why me [8:48:16 PM] <Adrian> IT happens sometimes, Mr. Justice [8:48:21 PM] <Adrian> It happens sometimes... [8:48:27 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> Understandable [8:48:30 PM] <ApolloJustice> That's fair. [8:48:39 PM] <+Athena> i'm going to cry [8:48:43 PM] <Adrian> Sometimes not everyone comes to your card games [8:48:45 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> Dear lord [8:48:58 PM] <Adrian> Sometimes it's just you on the rug, pushing cards around alone [8:49:11 PM] kristoph_gavin wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:49:19 PM] <PhoenixWright> Miles' title [8:49:22 PM] <ApolloJustice> Damn, Ms. Andrews. [8:49:29 PM] <Adrian> That's my drink of choice during those games [8:49:40 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> .....I wish I can dispute that [8:49:43 PM] <ApolloJustice> Please don't let Mr. Gavin win. [8:49:58 PM] <Adrian> Younger Mr. Edgeworth stands a chance [8:49:59 PM] <kristoph_gavin> Please do, actually. [8:50:00 PM] <+Athena> he and mr. edgesworth are tied! [8:50:00 PM] PhoenixWright wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:50:06 PM] <MilesEggworth> So, then... assuming you truly are an older me, may I ask what it's like in the future? [8:50:11 PM] <+Athena> NO MY BLOCKBUSTER [8:50:31 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> It's... messy, but it gets better :) for you definitely [8:50:39 PM] <ApolloJustice> Well, being from the future, I can tell you that I'm now officially the Ace Attorney. [8:50:48 PM] Athena wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:50:50 PM] <PhoenixWright> Bullshit [8:50:52 PM] <+Athena> :D [8:50:56 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged. [8:51:07 PM] <MilesEggworth> I suppose I'll be looking forward to that, then. [8:51:17 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> You most certainly will [8:51:25 PM] <ApolloJustice> (lmao wesley stickler and women's underwear would be perfect for this) [8:51:40 PM] <kristoph_gavin> (THE BOBBY ONE) [8:51:41 PM] PhoenixWright wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:51:45 PM] <PhoenixWright> (;D) [8:51:50 PM] <kristoph_gavin> (THAT WAS INCREDIBLE) [8:51:51 PM] <PhoenixWright> It is true [8:51:58 PM] <PhoenixWright> (BOWS. THANK YOU, THANK YOU) [8:52:05 PM] <PhoenixWright> (I WANNA THANK MYSELF, and fuck y'all) [8:52:18 PM] Adrian wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:52:26 PM] <Adrian> (GUYS STOP PICKING THESE) [8:52:28 PM] <PhoenixWright> I... I feel called out. [8:52:28 PM] <ApolloJustice> M-Ms. Andrews...? [8:52:30 PM] <MilesEggworth> You seem to be on speaking terms with Phoenix Wright again? [8:52:52 PM] PhoenixWright wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:53:27 PM] <PhoenixWright> Oh hey I won- [8:53:30 PM] <kristoph_gavin> Ugh. [8:53:33 PM] <+Athena> you did it! [8:53:35 PM] <PhoenixWright> Fuck you Gavin. [8:53:36 PM] <Adrian> I think I really lost this one [8:53:40 PM] <kristoph_gavin> Love you too, Wright. [8:53:45 PM] <PhoenixWright> Kiss my ass [8:53:51 PM] <kristoph_gavin> <3 [8:53:52 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> Hmph, I love him :/ [8:53:53 PM] <PhoenixWright> I'll even lube it up ;) [8:54:03 PM] <+Athena> should i step out of the room? [8:54:03 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> You will do no such thing, Wright! [8:54:04 PM] <Adrian> NoNOnO [8:54:04 PM] <kristoph_gavin> Do you ever cease being annoying? [8:54:05 PM] <ApolloJustice> Everything hurts and I'm dying. [8:54:06 PM] <Adrian> NO [8:54:13 PM] <PhoenixWright> Fine, fine. [8:54:22 PM] <PhoenixWright> I'll lube his ass with his blood as I kick it- [8:54:30 PM] <MilesEggworth> I'm afraid I have to go now. I just recieved a call from my mentor, no doubt to discuss my performance in my last case. [8:54:37 PM] <kristoph_gavin> You really /don't/ cease with that prattle, do you. [8:54:49 PM] <PhoenixWright> Like you cease to poison people? [8:54:52 PM] <kristoph_gavin> (see you around!!) [8:54:52 PM] <PhoenixWright> Reformed my ass. [8:54:55 PM] <Adrian> Stay safe, everyone, please [8:54:55 PM] <ApolloJustice> Goodbye, other Mr. Edgeworth [8:54:57 PM] <ApolloJustice> (cya!!) [8:55:01 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> Goodbye [8:55:03 PM] <PhoenixWright> (byeeeee~!) [8:55:05 PM] <+Athena> hey, mr. wright? i have a newfound fear of every single one of you. [8:55:09 PM] <+Athena> ( see u later :0 ) [8:55:15 PM] <PhoenixWright> eh, you'll forget this by morning [8:55:18 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> Who doesn't he strike fear into [8:55:21 PM] <Adrian> (athena's quote gives me life) [8:55:21 PM] <MilesEggworth> (bye guys!) [8:55:26 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> ( bye! ) [8:55:27 PM] <ApolloJustice> Someone please hold me. [8:55:35 PM] <PhoenixWright> Turnabout Terror bitches. [8:55:50 PM] <Adrian> We have learned Too Much [8:56:08 PM] <+Athena> hey...... does ema have an agency? you know, one that isn't full of fearful, fearful memories? [8:56:48 PM] <Adrian> Mr. Gavin di- Wait [8:56:55 PM] <ApolloJustice> We could always start our own, Athena. 'Justice & Co Law Offices" does have a nice ring to it. [8:57:01 PM] MilesEggworth has left the game. [8:57:09 PM] <+Athena> please. i'd do anything [8:57:32 PM] <kristoph_gavin> I'd offer you a position at the Gavin & Co. Law Offices, but SOMEONE had to ruin that. [8:57:41 PM] <ApolloJustice> I hate you, Mr.Gavin. [8:57:42 PM] <+Athena> ( apollo and athena plot to leave WAA more at 5 ) [8:57:42 PM] <Adrian> Was it Mr. Wright? [8:57:48 PM] <kristoph_gavin> Of course. [8:57:55 PM] <ApolloJustice> (apollo's master plan) [8:57:56 PM] <ApolloJustice> (finally) [8:58:00 PM] <ApolloJustice> (he can get a new game) [8:58:13 PM] <Adrian> I've never regretted getting a business degree instead of a law one less 
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