#//i left in most of the ooc chatter because it was so entertaining

[finallybeensaved]

Objection! Against Humanity: 7/3/18

Summary: A small smattering of a prosecutors, defense attorneys, bystanders, and one prisoner gather together to play Cards Against Humanity. Miles faces his past (literally). Few can find Bali on a map. Nobody likes Kristoph Gavin, but prison let him borrow a computer to play. Phoenix and Miles are WAY too candid about their bedroom life; Apollo and Athena have a surprise idea in response to this.

Content warnings: Sexual content, implied alcoholism, murder.

Notes: If you would like to join in the fun, we will playing again on July 5th at 5 PM Eastern! Also, click the permalinks to see which cards were played.

Cast: 

@absolutelaw​ (Kristoph Gavin)

@loudredattorney​ (Apollo Justice)

@multifariousmuses​ (Raymond Shields)

@revcnite​ (Phoenix Wright)

@praepcsitus (38 year old Miles Edgeworth) 

@millseggworth (21 year old Miles Edgeworth)

@aceofstrange​ (Chase Hoek)

@loathingreflection​ (Ritsuko Akagi)

@finallybeensaved​ (Adrian Andrews)

@cykeologies (Athena Cykes)

[7:30:18 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged. [7:30:18 PM] Permanent link to this game's rounds. [7:30:20 PM] <PhoenixWright> (helloooooo, its 3:30am but who cares) [7:30:26 PM] <Raymond_Shields> (Lawl. Army of Defense Attorney's here.) [7:30:29 PM] <kristoph_gavin> (i should have capitalized. but we all have regrets i gUESS) [7:30:35 PM] <PhoenixWright> (CHARGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE) [7:31:15 PM] <Adrian> Well this one seems fairly straightforward. Wasn't this supposed to be an inappropriate game? [7:31:17 PM] <Adrian> Wait.... [7:31:21 PM] <PhoenixWright> (i just realised what i've caused by being phoenix.. and i have zero regrets) [7:31:33 PM] <kristoph_gavin> I bribed a guard to get a laptop for this. It had better be worth it. [7:31:35 PM] <ApolloJustice> Um... can someone please explain what's happening, please? What the hell is this game? [7:31:44 PM] <ApolloJustice> K-KRISTOPH GAVIN? [7:31:48 PM] loathingreflection has joined the game. [7:31:52 PM] <Raymond_Shields> I believe it's a Card Game out to destroy humanity. Or something. [7:31:57 PM] <PhoenixWright> Oh boy, Apollo, please restrain me. [7:32:00 PM] <Adrian> That doesn't seem right.... [7:32:02 PM] kristoph_gavin wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:32:07 PM] <kristoph_gavin> HAH. [7:32:10 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged. [7:32:10 PM] <PhoenixWright> ...I cannot believe I done this. [7:32:17 PM] <ApolloJustice> M-Mr. Wright?? A-Am I dreaming? Someone.... please pinch me. please. [7:32:32 PM] <PhoenixWright> Apollo, I feel like if I pinched you, I'd lose my hearing for good. [7:32:40 PM] Error: You don't have that card. [7:32:42 PM] <Raymond_Shields> It occurs to me that likely none of you know who I am. So why don't we start things off with a hug? [7:32:48 PM] <ApolloJustice> Hehe... maybe just a little. [7:32:53 PM] <ApolloJustice> Um... I'll pass on hugging a stranger, but thanks. [7:32:57 PM] <Adrian> Hug?? [7:33:08 PM] <Adrian> Let's try a firm handshake [7:33:18 PM] <PhoenixWright> I'll pass, thanks. [7:33:18 PM] <Raymond_Shields> Works for me! [7:33:30 PM] ApolloJustice wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:33:31 PM] <Adrian> -shakes hand. it is actually a very limp handshake- [7:33:55 PM] <Raymond_Shields> It's alright! There's no need to be afraid! Name's Raymond Shields. Ace Attorney. [7:34:05 PM] <PhoenixWright> Erm, that's my title. [7:34:07 PM] <PhoenixWright> Get your own. [7:34:14 PM] <ApolloJustice> Wait, hold on. That's me... [7:34:27 PM] <PhoenixWright> Apollo I coined the phrase first, you latched on for seconds. [7:34:38 PM] <ApolloJustice> You were disbarred, Mr. Wright. I think I had a rightful claim. [7:34:39 PM] <kristoph_gavin> Wright, I told you to get your own apprentice, and you stole mine instead. You don't get to talk. [7:34:41 PM] <Raymond_Shields> I'm older than the both of you. [7:34:53 PM] <PhoenixWright> I got my own apprentice a year later, Gavin. [7:34:53 PM] loathingreflection wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:34:55 PM] <ApolloJustice> Can someone PLEASE explain why I'm playing this... vulgar thing with Kristoph Gavin? [7:34:57 PM] <Adrian> I don't think this is the right answer, but it's the most entertaining.... [7:35:38 PM] ApolloJustice wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:35:40 PM] <Raymond_Shields> (Imagine an Ace Attorney Objection voiced by Morgan Freeman.) [7:35:52 PM] <PhoenixWright> Hey I'm trying to drink the pain away right now, Apollo [7:35:55 PM] Aceofstrange has joined the game. [7:35:55 PM] <PhoenixWright> Ain't working [7:36:11 PM] <ApolloJustice> Card czar? Like, the leader of Russia? What is this? [7:36:25 PM] <ApolloJustice> Mr. Wright, you know I'm not big on grape juice... but you might need to pass me a bottle soon. [7:36:45 PM] <PhoenixWright> Grape juice is a life saver, one day, you'll come to learn its value in life [7:36:55 PM] <ApolloJustice> I hate all of these and all of you. [7:36:59 PM] <Adrian> :( [7:36:59 PM] Adrian wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:37:04 PM] <PhoenixWright> What did I do wrong?! [7:37:19 PM] <PhoenixWright> I just played a card... and drank some grape juice. [7:37:23 PM] <ApolloJustice> I had to choose a winner for a card about orgies, Mr. Wright. Everything about that is wrong. [7:37:34 PM] <PhoenixWright> You came along for this, Apollo. [7:37:37 PM] <Raymond_Shields> It appears that it is I who now holds the power. [7:37:40 PM] <ApolloJustice> ...unwillingly. [7:38:02 PM] <+loathingreflection> ( sweats as i realize i should have joined as my character name & not url 8^D ) [7:38:14 PM] <kristoph_gavin> ( it's okay angelina i still love you ) [7:38:20 PM] <Aceofstrange> Grape juice? C'mon, where's the booze? Ain't this a party? [7:38:20 PM] <Adrian> (I love... lamp) [7:38:21 PM] PhoenixWright wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:38:25 PM] <PhoenixWright> Sweet. [7:38:27 PM] <Adrian> Mr. Wright? [7:38:29 PM] MilesEdgeworth has joined the game. [7:38:56 PM] <PhoenixWright> (drags someone in, dabs into hell) [7:39:00 PM] <PhoenixWright> (my works done folks) [7:39:29 PM] Aceofstrange was skipped this round for being idle for too long. [7:39:42 PM] <PhoenixWright> How does this liven up a party? [7:39:44 PM] <Adrian> OOOOO a powerpoint presentation [7:39:48 PM] <PhoenixWright> And what parties have you been going to? [7:39:55 PM] <Aceofstrange> (OC Prosecutor Chase Hoeks, btw) [7:39:56 PM] <Adrian> Work... parties? [7:39:57 PM] qpdunalz has joined the game. [7:40:04 PM] <Adrian> (hi!) [7:40:15 PM] <PhoenixWright> I half want to pass. [7:40:18 PM] ApolloJustice wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:40:21 PM] <+loathingreflection> You can never go wrong with a well developed presentation. C: [7:40:23 PM] <PhoenixWright> I guess????? [7:40:30 PM] <Adrian> It's true! It's really true. [7:40:40 PM] <ApolloJustice> I'm almost out of appropriate cards. [7:40:48 PM] <+loathingreflection> Oh lord, why can't I sleep at night? [7:40:52 PM] <PhoenixWright> Well then, this IS a mood. [7:41:02 PM] <PhoenixWright> Apollo half of these cards are your fault. [7:41:04 PM] <+loathingreflection> Because my veins are but coffee at this point. [7:41:05 PM] <PhoenixWright> Just saying. [7:41:06 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> How so? [7:41:07 PM] <Adrian> I'm filled with Regret at this card [7:41:11 PM] <Aceofstrange> H-heya, Chief Prosecutor, Sir. [7:41:12 PM] <kristoph_gavin> Don't know what you're all talking about. I sleep just fine. [7:41:16 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> Hello [7:41:20 PM] <Adrian> IN PRISON [7:41:22 PM] <PhoenixWright> Chords of Steel, enough said. [7:41:26 PM] qpdunalz was skipped this round for being idle for too long. [7:41:34 PM] Aceofstrange wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:41:46 PM] <PhoenixWright> Edgeworth's life in a nutshell. [7:41:55 PM] <+loathingreflection> My ugly face & bad personality was a close second. [7:42:06 PM] qpdunalz has left the game. [7:42:38 PM] kristoph_gavin wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:42:42 PM] <Adrian> Wait, how does that kill people? [7:42:49 PM] <kristoph_gavin> You'd be surprised. [7:42:49 PM] <ApolloJustice> Is... Is Mr. g [7:42:57 PM] <ApolloJustice> ...Gavin a fan of disney movies? [7:42:58 PM] <PhoenixWright> It's Gavin, what else do you expect Ms Andrews? [7:43:10 PM] <Adrian> More out of him? [7:43:12 PM] <PhoenixWright> He'd murder someone by singing a Disney song. [7:43:33 PM] <ApolloJustice> Don't ruin Disney for me, please. After this, it's one of the few things I'll have left. [7:43:44 PM] <PhoenixWright> Hey, I'm stating facts. [7:43:52 PM] <kristoph_gavin> To be fair, he's not wrong. [7:43:54 PM] <Adrian> First your title, then your childhood... [7:44:02 PM] PhoenixWright wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:44:10 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged. [7:44:17 PM] <PhoenixWright> Bribery works [7:44:39 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> Bribery? [7:44:46 PM] <PhoenixWright> You know what I mean [7:44:49 PM] <ApolloJustice> Grape juice? [7:44:50 PM] <Adrian> This card hits home [7:44:56 PM] <PhoenixWright> Maaaybe. [7:45:08 PM] MilesEdgeworth wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:45:12 PM] <Aceofstrange> Oh, suffering skunk-apes... [7:45:30 PM] <Aceofstrange> I thought I had that. [7:45:41 PM] <ApolloJustice> S-Skunk apes? [7:45:52 PM] Adrian wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:46:00 PM] <PhoenixWright> Can I vomit yet? [7:46:11 PM] <Adrian> Please avoid the carpet, if possible [7:46:21 PM] <Aceofstrange> Bigfoot's stinky brother. [7:46:22 PM] <PhoenixWright> Eh, dry cleaners. [7:46:24 PM] <ApolloJustice> Yeah, if you vomit on the carpet, guess who cleans it up. [7:46:38 PM] <PhoenixWright> Ohhh yeah, Apollo's on clean up duty. [7:46:39 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> Certainly not me [7:46:58 PM] MilesEdgeworth wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:47:10 PM] <Adrian> Mr. Edgeworth, are you okay? [7:47:11 PM] <PhoenixWright> You um... you okay there, Edgeworth? [7:47:37 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> Not entirely [7:47:48 PM] ApolloJustice wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:47:49 PM] <PhoenixWright> Will me su-. I mean... [7:48:00 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> >_> [7:48:01 PM] <PhoenixWright> coughs coughs. [7:48:30 PM] <Adrian> (trying to save the transcript is hard guys) [7:48:48 PM] <kristoph_gavin> (r i p) [7:49:22 PM] ApolloJustice wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:49:33 PM] <PhoenixWright> Apollo what do you know about those? [7:49:51 PM] <ApolloJustice> ...don't make me suffer anymore than I already am, Mr. wright. [7:50:09 PM] <PhoenixWright> It's a curiosity question! [7:50:12 PM] <Aceofstrange> Oh, Mr. Edgeworth, before I forget... [7:50:21 PM] <ApolloJustice> Curiosity, something something, cat, something something, I forget. [7:50:26 PM] Raymond_Shields wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:50:37 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> Yes? [7:50:46 PM] <PhoenixWright> That's an escalation if I've ever heard one. [7:50:50 PM] <Aceofstrange> Here are the case files you asked for. [7:51:05 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> Thank you [7:51:09 PM] <Adrian> So it IS a work party [7:51:20 PM] <PhoenixWright> I didn't ask for this. [7:51:22 PM] kristoph_gavin wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:51:26 PM] <ApolloJustice> Me either. [7:51:35 PM] <PhoenixWright> I also ask for Gavin to um... die. [7:51:52 PM] <Adrian> That's just not nice [7:51:53 PM] <kristoph_gavin> The only reason I'M here is because Adrian keeps telling me to "join activities" to "socialize" me, or ... something. [7:52:10 PM] <kristoph_gavin> There's no need to be so rude. [7:52:17 PM] <PhoenixWright> Ms Andrews, if you heard what happened, you'll know why I'm salty. [7:52:35 PM] <kristoph_gavin> Hmph. [7:52:36 PM] <ApolloJustice> We... we're all aware that he MURDERED people, right? [7:52:40 PM] <Adrian> Well yes [7:52:44 PM] <kristoph_gavin> Some mistakes were made! [7:52:44 PM] PhoenixWright wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:52:54 PM] <PhoenixWright> Wow okay Edgeworth. [7:52:59 PM] <Adrian> But he could become a slightly more successful member of society [7:53:09 PM] <PhoenixWright> Not really. [7:53:16 PM] <PhoenixWright> He poisoned people, forged evidence, lied to the world. [7:53:17 PM] <ApolloJustice> I'm with Mr. Wright on this one. [7:53:26 PM] <Adrian> People can change! Really!! [7:53:27 PM] <PhoenixWright> He can burn in hell for all I care. [7:53:31 PM] <+loathingreflection> Well how bad was the murder? [7:53:32 PM] <Adrian> Ithinkorhope [7:53:37 PM] <PhoenixWright> Very. [7:53:40 PM] ApolloJustice wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:53:53 PM] <ApolloJustice> He ruined several people's lives, and not just the ones he murdered. I'd say it was pretty bad. [7:54:00 PM] <kristoph_gavin> Eh. [7:54:03 PM] <Aceofstrange> .....Awkward~ [7:54:07 PM] <+loathingreflection> We all have our vices. [7:54:12 PM] <kristoph_gavin> Thank you! [7:54:36 PM] <ApolloJustice> Today has only crushed what little hope I had for humanity. [7:54:39 PM] <Adrian> Murder isn't a very good vice, though, as a reminder [7:54:46 PM] <Raymond_Shields> Kristoph's last name isn't Von Karma. So he isn't that bad in my book. Nor is his first name Manfred. [7:54:54 PM] Aceofstrange wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:55:02 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged. [7:55:30 PM] <PhoenixWright> (I'm just saying if no one gets my reference I'll be disappointed) [7:55:55 PM] <PhoenixWright> In what world is Kristoph Gavin good? [7:56:04 PM] <PhoenixWright> Cause I'd like to visit this world, and laugh at it's bullshit. [7:56:05 PM] <Adrian> Potentially good! [7:56:08 PM] <Adrian> Potentially. [7:56:12 PM] <+loathingreflection> Some people bury their vices with cats & coffee & cigarettes, others bury it with a shovel & some well placed evidence against someone else. [7:56:12 PM] loathingreflection wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:56:36 PM] <ApolloJustice> I'll take "false equivalence" for 300, Alex. [7:56:56 PM] <PhoenixWright> I'll take dying of alcohol poisoning from Gavin's BS for 500. [7:57:16 PM] <kristoph_gavin> Yes, please do die. [7:57:18 PM] Aceofstrange wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:57:20 PM] <PhoenixWright> You first [7:57:25 PM] <Aceofstrange> MUTTERING MOTHMAN!!! [7:57:30 PM] <kristoph_gavin> Hmm........... nah. [7:57:31 PM] <Aceofstrange> YES!!! [7:57:34 PM] <+loathingreflection> I thought murder was bad though? [7:57:50 PM] <PhoenixWright> Oh no, he can die from execution for all I care [7:57:55 PM] <PhoenixWright> I bagsy front row seats [7:58:13 PM] <kristoph_gavin> At least if I'm dead, I won't have to see your face anymore. [7:58:25 PM] <Adrian> Please don't haunt Mr. Wright... [7:58:29 PM] <PhoenixWright> The same can be said for you [7:58:39 PM] kristoph_gavin wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:58:51 PM] <+loathingreflection> I'm concerned. [7:58:57 PM] <Aceofstrange> Ohh! Ohh! Haunt me! [7:59:08 PM] <Adrian> What?? [7:59:14 PM] <PhoenixWright> Why in the [7:59:27 PM] ApolloJustice wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:59:34 PM] <Adrian> What??? [7:59:36 PM] <kristoph_gavin> I will not be haunting anyone. Not worth my time. [8:00:06 PM] <PhoenixWright> He'll haunt his own grave because only he can love himself. [8:00:24 PM] <kristoph_gavin> *Because I'm the only person worth haunting. [8:00:25 PM] <Aceofstrange> I used to be a paranormal investigator, alright? There, I said it. [8:00:34 PM] <Adrian> Explain? [8:00:35 PM] Raymond_Shields was skipped this round for being idle for too long. [8:00:40 PM] <ApolloJustice> Like, yknow, ghosts? [8:00:41 PM] <PhoenixWright> Nah I prefer my theory. [8:00:43 PM] kristoph_gavin wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:00:51 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged. [8:00:58 PM] <kristoph_gavin> Well, I mean, your theory is WRONG, but that's never stopped you before. [8:01:19 PM] <PhoenixWright> You couldn't even stop me. [8:01:21 PM] <Adrian> Theories require rigorous testing [8:01:33 PM] <kristoph_gavin> Stopped you for seven years. [8:01:38 PM] <ApolloJustice> Uh, I'd like some credit for the whole stopping Mr. Gavin thing. I helped. [8:01:40 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> -_- [8:01:41 PM] Raymond_Shields has left the game. [8:01:47 PM] <PhoenixWright> You forged evidence, congrats. [8:01:49 PM] <PhoenixWright> Want a medal? [8:01:55 PM] <kristoph_gavin> Yes! [8:01:58 PM] <PhoenixWright> Fuck off. [8:02:06 PM] <kristoph_gavin> So eloquent. [8:02:08 PM] kristoph_gavin wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:02:12 PM] <kristoph_gavin> It's true! [8:02:16 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged. [8:02:38 PM] <PhoenixWright> Your ego needs a checkup, seems to have gained unnecessary baggage. [8:02:49 PM] <Adrian> (hmmm ema is spelled with one m isn't it. this is what i get for not making my own decks) [8:03:08 PM] <PhoenixWright> (yeah it is, people make that mistake a lot in these cards) [8:03:16 PM] loathingreflection wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:03:16 PM] <ApolloJustice> (ngl i pronounced it "eem-a" in my head for much longer than i'd like to admit) [8:03:30 PM] <kristoph_gavin> (i still do that sometimes even though i know it's not right....rip) [8:03:33 PM] <Aceofstrange> Crap, I got papers to fill out. Got to go. [8:03:50 PM] <ApolloJustice> Good luck! Take me with you, please. Paperwork sounds so much more appealing. [8:04:03 PM] <Adrian> Stay... safe [8:04:17 PM] <Aceofstrange> Prosecutors only. Sorry. [8:04:28 PM] ApolloJustice wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:04:29 PM] <ApolloJustice> Why did I even ask. [8:04:41 PM] Aceofstrange has left the game. [8:04:55 PM] <Adrian> Anybody up for another game? [8:05:18 PM] loathingreflection has left the game. [8:05:30 PM] <kristoph_gavin> (I am, if you guys are?) [8:05:38 PM] <PhoenixWright> (I'm down sure ;3) [8:05:40 PM] <ApolloJustice> (sure!) [8:05:42 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> (ye) [8:05:42 PM] Play 3 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged. [8:05:42 PM] Permanent link to this game's rounds. [8:06:04 PM] <kristoph_gavin> (My friend who writes Athena @ cykeologies might join later ) [8:06:18 PM] <Adrian> (odd question but would anybody be interested in a group rp verse where the characters are playing dungeons and dragons to humorous effect?) [8:06:29 PM] <ApolloJustice> (^^^^) [8:06:58 PM] <ApolloJustice> (also let's be real here athena would kick ass at this game) [8:07:08 PM] <Adrian> (it true) [8:07:14 PM] <PhoenixWright> (fair) [8:07:35 PM] PhoenixWright wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:07:43 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged. [8:07:50 PM] <PhoenixWright> Appealing to his tastes. Nice. [8:08:13 PM] MilesEggworth has joined the game. [8:08:19 PM] <ApolloJustice> Please never make me think of your... thing, that way ever again, Mr. Wright. [8:08:20 PM] <MilesEggworth> hello [8:08:25 PM] <Adrian> -looking between Edgeworths- [8:08:26 PM] <Adrian> Uhhh [8:08:27 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> Oh [8:08:31 PM] <MilesEggworth> hmm [8:08:36 PM] <ApolloJustice> Hello there... wait a second, um... what...! [8:08:39 PM] kristoph_gavin wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:08:54 PM] <Adrian> This is really something! ....Really.... something! [8:09:11 PM] <PhoenixWright> Is it bad I lowkey have the weirdest boner right now? [8:09:26 PM] <Adrian> YES [8:09:26 PM] <ApolloJustice> Hell is other people. [8:09:39 PM] MilesEdgeworth wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:09:58 PM] <MilesEggworth> I probably have to leave soon, unfortunately [8:10:19 PM] <kristoph_gavin> (listen though. why is "kristoph obtains a laptop somehow just to pettily crash everyone's nice game of cah" something that would happen in-universe) [8:10:21 PM] <kristoph_gavin> (i'm not wrong) [8:10:24 PM] <kristoph_gavin> (i'm really not) [8:10:29 PM] <ApolloJustice> 9 [8:10:36 PM] <ApolloJustice> (youre very right) [8:10:40 PM] <Adrian> (it's a shitpost that writes itself) [8:10:51 PM] <kristoph_gavin> (exactly) [8:10:55 PM] <PhoenixWright> (phoenix would find a way to troll him on cah) [8:10:55 PM] <Adrian> That's okay, Mr. Edgeworth. Mr. Edgeworth will keep us company [8:11:00 PM] Adrian wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:11:17 PM] <ApolloJustice> I've read enough sci-fi to know that our entire reality is going to collapse because of this. [8:11:31 PM] <MilesEggworth> Don't be ridiculous. [8:11:50 PM] MilesEdgeworth wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:11:58 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged. [8:12:47 PM] Athena has joined the game. [8:12:50 PM] <MilesEggworth> I have never understood this game. [8:12:56 PM] <kristoph_gavin> (HEY!!!) [8:12:58 PM] ApolloJustice wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:13:04 PM] <ApolloJustice> Oh no. Not Athena. Please anyone but Athena. [8:13:05 PM] <ApolloJustice> (hiya!) [8:13:16 PM] <+Athena> ( [ kicks my legs out ] HELLO ) [8:13:17 PM] <PhoenixWright> Great, both of my students are here, wonderful. [8:13:37 PM] <MilesEggworth> My parallel self is here. [8:13:44 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> Hello [8:13:48 PM] <MilesEggworth> Helo [8:13:49 PM] <PhoenixWright> Miles, kill me. [8:13:51 PM] <+Athena> hiya, mr. wright! it's surprising to see you here too! [8:13:52 PM] <MilesEggworth> *Hello [8:13:53 PM] <Adrian> Which one? [8:13:55 PM] <kristoph_gavin> And I hacked your game to bother you. [8:13:59 PM] ApolloJustice wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:14:00 PM] <PhoenixWright> My one- [8:14:27 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> That would be me [8:14:33 PM] <+Athena> ohh.. [8:14:33 PM] <PhoenixWright> (tfw you're sat here tryna work out who's who, forgetting no one knows you-) [8:14:42 PM] <ApolloJustice> Every time I win in this game, my suffering grows just a little bit more. [8:14:45 PM] <MilesEggworth> Other Miles Edgeworth, do you understand what's going on here at all> [8:14:46 PM] <+Athena> ( im cykeologies lmao ) [8:14:48 PM] <MilesEggworth> *? [8:14:49 PM] <kristoph_gavin> (i'm billie absolutelaw) [8:14:56 PM] <MilesEggworth> (I'm millseggworth) [8:14:56 PM] <ApolloJustice> (loudredattorney, ben!) [8:14:58 PM] Adrian wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:14:58 PM] <PhoenixWright> (no one knows me dabs) [8:15:06 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> Not quite, I'm just going with the flow [8:15:11 PM] <kristoph_gavin> (WELL IT'S GOOD TO MEET YOU) [8:15:13 PM] <PhoenixWright> As usual [8:15:16 PM] <Adrian> (finallybeensaved, bekah.... this game is my child) [8:15:25 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> ( sup it's your local thot, yang, from praepcsitus :v ) [8:15:30 PM] <Adrian> (noice) [8:15:33 PM] <MilesEggworth> I suppose that is all we can do. [8:15:37 PM] <PhoenixWright> (im nickey, from revcnite) [8:15:50 PM] Athena wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:15:55 PM] <+Athena> yes! :D [8:15:57 PM] <PhoenixWright> LEAVE MISSILE OUT OF THIS. [8:16:11 PM] <Adrian> He seemed like such a good boy [8:16:14 PM] <+Athena> what's wrong with missile having a vacation?! [8:16:18 PM] <PhoenixWright> He's such a good boy. [8:16:23 PM] <PhoenixWright> He deserves belly rubs [8:16:25 PM] <PhoenixWright> And kisses [8:16:26 PM] <MilesEggworth> I supppose. [8:16:27 PM] <ApolloJustice> Cats are better than dogs and that's a fact. [8:16:37 PM] <PhoenixWright> And Miles I swear if you kidnap Missile I will fight. [8:16:40 PM] <Adrian> While true, there wasn't a cat option [8:16:42 PM] Adrian wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:16:48 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> Pess also deserves them- why would I do that when we already ahve a dog [8:16:48 PM] <Adrian> I have no idea who he is [8:16:50 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged. [8:16:54 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> have* [8:17:01 PM] <PhoenixWright> You cried over fifty dogs. Today, alone. [8:17:06 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> And?? [8:17:07 PM] <kristoph_gavin> Speaking of dogs. I know you all hate me, but please tell me someone is at least taking care of Vongole. [8:17:10 PM] <ApolloJustice> I'm picking whoever has the least vulgar cards. [8:17:16 PM] <ApolloJustice> Who the hell is Vongole? [8:17:27 PM] <PhoenixWright> Vongole deserved a better fucking owner. [8:17:34 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> I assume Klavier is [8:17:49 PM] <+Athena> . . . i'm sure someone's taking care of them? [8:17:49 PM] MilesEggworth wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:17:51 PM] <Adrian> Is Klavier your emergency contact? [8:17:53 PM] <PhoenixWright> (phoenix is the protagonist who failed the turing test) [8:17:55 PM] <kristoph_gavin> Apollo, haven't you met my dog before? [8:17:55 PM] <Adrian> I can see if we can call him up [8:18:00 PM] <kristoph_gavin> And Klavier had BETTER be taking care of her. [8:18:06 PM] <MilesEggworth> I see I am capable of earning points, then. [8:18:07 PM] <PhoenixWright> (quit booing y'all know im right) [8:18:22 PM] <ApolloJustice> I'll be honest with you Mr. Gavin, I've blocked everything I ever did involving you out of my mind. [8:18:28 PM] <MilesEggworth> (I suck at this game) [8:18:30 PM] <ApolloJustice> Besides proving your guilt on two separate occasions. [8:18:35 PM] <kristoph_gavin> Fair enough. [8:18:51 PM] <+Athena> ( im trying my best to Not Pick The NSFW Cards but theres so MANY ) [8:19:03 PM] <PhoenixWright> (IM GONNA PLAY ALL THE NSFW CARDS) [8:19:05 PM] <PhoenixWright> (IM NO COWARD) [8:19:08 PM] <PhoenixWright> (Im british) [8:19:08 PM] <+Athena> ( OH GOD ) [8:19:08 PM] <ApolloJustice> (i tried to avoid them but it was impossible lmao) [8:19:16 PM] ApolloJustice wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:19:26 PM] <PhoenixWright> (welcome to hell bo i s) [8:19:26 PM] <Adrian> Just... one pringle... hmmm [8:19:27 PM] <+Athena> that's a sad toy [8:19:54 PM] <PhoenixWright> This is why I gave Trucy magic props. [8:19:56 PM] <PhoenixWright> Best toys. [8:20:25 PM] MilesEggworth was skipped this round for being idle for too long. [8:20:26 PM] <ApolloJustice> I swear if any of you let Trucy anywhere near this game. [8:20:28 PM] <ApolloJustice> I will end you. [8:20:34 PM] <PhoenixWright> Oh no, I banned her. [8:20:44 PM] <MilesEggworth> (sorry for being afk. I'll be back in a sec) [8:20:45 PM] <+Athena> D: [8:20:54 PM] PhoenixWright wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:20:59 PM] <Adrian> Maybe she could join us for Apples to Apples? [8:21:11 PM] <ApolloJustice> YES. Finally, someone suggests a decent game. [8:21:15 PM] <ApolloJustice> Let's go play that instead. [8:21:43 PM] <+Athena> hey! i like this game :(! [8:21:45 PM] <PhoenixWright> I prefer to play how red can my husband be. [8:21:54 PM] Adrian wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:22:01 PM] <Adrian> So only one of the Miles...es is your husband? [8:22:12 PM] <PhoenixWright> He knows who he is [8:22:13 PM] <kristoph_gavin> As long as I can irritate Wright with my presence, I'm good. [8:22:17 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> That would be me [8:22:33 PM] <ApolloJustice> So you're only married to one of the Mr. Edgeworths? [8:22:34 PM] <PhoenixWright> Oh no, I've grown to accept you're just apart of the wall, Gavin. [8:22:36 PM] <Adrian> Congratulations! [8:22:38 PM] <+Athena> what's a pingers [8:22:46 PM] <PhoenixWright> And yes, I'm married to one of them, and only one. [8:22:47 PM] <MilesEggworth> Um... interesting. [8:22:48 PM] <Adrian> I don't know, I was trying to get rid of cards [8:22:51 PM] <PhoenixWright> Two would be theft ;) [8:22:56 PM] <ApolloJustice> I don't know, Athena, and I'm scared to find out. [8:23:01 PM] MilesEdgeworth wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:23:18 PM] <+Athena> i was . . . half inclined to pick ' pingers ' just for how it sounded . . . [8:23:21 PM] <kristoph_gavin> There was a card........that was me...........and you didn't instantly pick it out of your deep love and respect for me? [8:23:23 PM] <kristoph_gavin> I'm insulted. [8:23:39 PM] <+Athena> i'm sorry, mr. gavin! D: [8:23:43 PM] <PhoenixWright> Honestly a dance named after you would just be you filling up a bottle with poison. [8:23:48 PM] <Adrian> Mr. Gavin, the game doesn't revolve around you :( [8:23:56 PM] <ApolloJustice> Athena, don't show him sympathy. Please. [8:24:00 PM] <+Athena> catapult was just calling to me . . . [8:24:01 PM] <kristoph_gavin> Everything revolves around me!! [8:24:05 PM] <PhoenixWright> No. [8:24:21 PM] <kristoph_gavin> Hmph. [8:24:21 PM] <Adrian> oh i don't like these [8:24:22 PM] <ApolloJustice> Well, your ego is massive, and I guess things with high mass tend to have high gravitational attraction, no? [8:24:24 PM] Error: It is not your turn to play a card. [8:24:24 PM] MilesEdgeworth wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:24:27 PM] <+Athena> there's two cards that scare me [8:24:42 PM] <Adrian> I picked the only one that wasn't frightening [8:24:51 PM] <ApolloJustice> That's fair. [8:24:55 PM] <PhoenixWright> Dating Edgeworth's a dream [8:24:57 PM] <PhoenixWright> I mean... what [8:25:02 PM] <Adrian> no offense, Misters Edgeworths, but dating you is not a dream of mine. [8:25:03 PM] <MilesEggworth> I'm... not that frightening, am I? [8:25:11 PM] <MilesEggworth> Understandable. [8:25:12 PM] <PhoenixWright> But it is mine ;) [8:25:23 PM] <+Athena> tiny pizzas .... [8:25:24 PM] <MilesEggworth> Are you...? [8:25:34 PM] <+Athena> how did they know [8:25:34 PM] MilesEdgeworth wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:25:41 PM] <Adrian> That was the correct answer [8:26:04 PM] <MilesEggworth> I believe I may stand a chance this round. [8:26:10 PM] <ApolloJustice> An asteroid. Someone please play "an asteroid." [8:26:17 PM] <Adrian> Raptor attacks!! [8:26:23 PM] Athena wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:26:25 PM] <PhoenixWright> Raptor what now? [8:26:29 PM] <+Athena> closest i could get! [8:26:32 PM] <Adrian> Raptor attacks... made sense [8:26:33 PM] <MilesEggworth> Raptor attacks was mine. [8:26:37 PM] <ApolloJustice> Points for trying, Athena. [8:26:41 PM] <PhoenixWright> (OKAY GAME JUST BECAUSE I'M BRITISH) [8:26:43 PM] <Adrian> I can't lose this one [8:26:52 PM] <PhoenixWright> (wankers I say) [8:27:00 PM] Adrian wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:27:05 PM] <PhoenixWright> I mean... [8:27:06 PM] <MilesEggworth> Wright, why? [8:27:06 PM] <PhoenixWright> I would. [8:27:09 PM] <kristoph_gavin> That's a terrible department. [8:27:12 PM] <kristoph_gavin> I disapprove. [8:27:14 PM] <PhoenixWright> WHY NOT. [8:27:22 PM] <PhoenixWright> Fuck you Gavin, I disapprove of you. [8:27:23 PM] <MilesEggworth> Remind me to never vote you for Prime Minister. [8:27:29 PM] <kristoph_gavin> *Department of bluffing [8:27:34 PM] <+Athena> oh no . .. the gross cards ... . they're coming to haunt me [8:27:39 PM] <PhoenixWright> *Department of kicking Gavin's ass [8:27:45 PM] <MilesEggworth> Acceptable. [8:27:46 PM] <+Athena> UM [8:27:50 PM] <ApolloJustice> To be fair, none of us are qualified to hold any elected office ever. [8:28:06 PM] <Adrian> Felons can't vote... can they run for office? [8:28:07 PM] ApolloJustice wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:28:14 PM] <PhoenixWright> APOLLO. [8:28:15 PM] <+Athena> CORPSES? [8:28:50 PM] <ApolloJustice> Mr. Wright, as many times as I've had to think about your private parts today, I won't accept your scolding ever again. [8:29:02 PM] <ApolloJustice> And I don't have a justification for you, Athena. I'm disappointed in me, too. [8:29:03 PM] PhoenixWright wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:29:37 PM] <+Athena> i glitched out and had to refresh, what did i miss in the two seconds of me being gone that prompted THAT [8:29:53 PM] <PhoenixWright> Welcome to life Athena [8:30:00 PM] PhoenixWright wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:30:02 PM] <Adrian> (it's okay i'm saving the transcript for FOREVER) [8:30:08 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged. [8:30:10 PM] <PhoenixWright> I'm sorry Athena, I really am.

[8:30:23 PM] <ApolloJustice> Where the hell is my apology? 

[8:30:26 PM] <+Athena> maybe coming to WAA wasn't the best of my ideas now that i think about it [8:30:54 PM] <Adrian> Employment is great! [8:30:56 PM] <+Athena> oh the last card set [8:31:04 PM] <+Athena> that ones my favorite [8:31:07 PM] MilesEdgeworth wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:31:18 PM] <ApolloJustice> Ms. Andrews, you haven't experienced what it means to work for Mr. Wright. [8:31:25 PM] <ApolloJustice> (how could wesley stickler and women's undies lose) [8:31:31 PM] <ApolloJustice> (i thought that one was unbeatable) [8:31:48 PM] <Adrian> (IT WAS SO GOOD but would scare adrian) [8:31:49 PM] <PhoenixWright> I mean to be fair Apollo, you walked out after a year [8:31:57 PM] <Adrian> (unfortunately i'm trying to play in character :< ) [8:32:03 PM] <+Athena> ( look i cant speak for the czar but the last card pack is just an athena aesthetic ) [8:32:05 PM] Error: You don't have that card. [8:32:06 PM] Hurry up! You have less than 10 seconds to decide, or you will be skipped. [8:32:09 PM] <ApolloJustice> Don't even get me started, Mr. Wright. 

[8:32:24 PM] MilesEdgeworth wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink 

[8:32:26 PM] <ApolloJustice> (i was just so proud that i had those two cards in one hand lmao) [8:32:33 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged. [8:32:44 PM] <MilesEggworth> (why is other miles doing so well while i suck so badly) [8:32:57 PM] <+Athena> ( he Has A Plan ) [8:33:01 PM] <+Athena> ( Probably ) [8:33:08 PM] <kristoph_gavin> ( i have terrible cards but i'm doing my best ) [8:33:10 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> (legit i'm just tossing out random cards, like half of those were burn cards tbh) [8:33:13 PM] <PhoenixWright> (she's hacking the game guys) [8:33:15 PM] Athena wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:33:20 PM] <+Athena> :D! [8:33:22 PM] <Adrian> Mood! [8:33:31 PM] <PhoenixWright> Where's Bali? [8:33:37 PM] <ApolloJustice> Cuddling and/or peace and quiet would be vastly preferable to this. [8:33:38 PM] <PhoenixWright> Is that Asian? [8:33:56 PM] <PhoenixWright> Bali-done with Gavin's Shit? [8:34:09 PM] <kristoph_gavin> You don't even know where Bali is? [8:34:15 PM] <ApolloJustice> That's a stretch even for you, Mr. Wright. [8:34:18 PM] <+Athena> not sure, but i guess they're having a volcano crisis there as far as i can search up? [8:34:26 PM] MilesEdgeworth wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:34:28 PM] <kristoph_gavin> How did you.......how on Earth were you ever intelligent enough to pass the bar? [8:34:43 PM] <PhoenixWright> Geography ain't my strong suit [8:34:47 PM] <kristoph_gavin> Ugh. [8:34:47 PM] <MilesEggworth> That is indeed a good question. [8:34:49 PM] <ApolloJustice> At least he's good at poker, Mr. Gavin. [8:34:51 PM] <Adrian> All I've learned today is that Mr. Edgeworth and Mr. Wright have a very active bedroom lifestyle [8:34:56 PM] <PhoenixWright> (i mean tbfh idk where Bali is anyway) [8:35:05 PM] <+Athena> eheheh . . . i studied psychology, not geography ... [8:35:08 PM] <ApolloJustice> Me too, Ms. Andrews. [8:35:09 PM] <PhoenixWright> (PROJECTION TO MUSE TIME) [8:35:17 PM] <kristoph_gavin> ( idk where Bali is either gavin is just pretentious ) [8:35:26 PM] <+Athena> ( i just searched it up akdjwkadjajd ) [8:35:31 PM] <Adrian> (it's a brand... of bra) [8:35:32 PM] <PhoenixWright> (fair, it's in indonesia lmao) [8:35:36 PM] <MilesEggworth> (Miles is smarter than I am probably) [8:35:38 PM] <+Athena> ( theres a Lot Of Volcanoes ) [8:35:46 PM] <PhoenixWright> (i think miles is smarter than a lot of us tbfh) [8:35:50 PM] <MilesEggworth> (oh yeah it IS in Indonesia) [8:35:52 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> ( he is ) [8:36:04 PM] <MilesEggworth> (Why didn'tI remember that?) [8:36:06 PM] <PhoenixWright> (he just sucks at life skillz) [8:36:10 PM] <MilesEggworth> (Like I knew that) [8:36:15 PM] <kristoph_gavin> ( kris is both much smarter and much more of an ass than i am ) [8:36:17 PM] <MilesEggworth> (oh heck yeah) [8:36:19 PM] <kristoph_gavin> ( but that makes him fun to write so ) [8:36:20 PM] Permanent link to this game's rounds. [8:36:29 PM] <PhoenixWright> (i'm just as dumb as phoenix ;D) [8:36:46 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> ( shut ) [8:36:48 PM] <ApolloJustice> Me and Clay used to play video games like this. I remember he would always find the cheat codes in those books you could find at the bookstore. [8:36:50 PM] <Adrian> (short game to 4 points) [8:36:55 PM] <PhoenixWright> (YOU'RE DATING AN IDIOT BABE) [8:36:58 PM] <+Athena> oh god the last one [8:36:59 PM] <Adrian> That's so... hm.... [8:37:00 PM] <ApolloJustice> He used them just to win against me, though. [8:37:02 PM] <PhoenixWright> Ooof. [8:37:08 PM] Athena wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:37:09 PM] <MilesEggworth> (I tend to be somewhat verbose, which makes characters like Miles easier to play at times.) [8:37:10 PM] <+Athena> OH GOD THE ALL OF THEM [8:37:23 PM] <Adrian> You did it, Ms. Cykes! [8:37:45 PM] <Adrian> Now what's a durry [8:37:50 PM] MilesEggworth wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:37:50 PM] <+Athena> thank you, i'll be here all night! [8:38:00 PM] <MilesEggworth> Victory is mine. [8:38:05 PM] <Adrian> You know, that sounds like Mr. Wright all evening :/ [8:38:18 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> Congratulations :) [8:38:34 PM] <MilesEggworth> One of us had better win. [8:38:48 PM] kristoph_gavin wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:38:55 PM] <PhoenixWright> I'd like to say no- [8:38:56 PM] <Adrian> Mr. Gavin?? [8:38:58 PM] <ApolloJustice> Mr. Gavin, are you... not wearing pants right now? [8:39:04 PM] <MilesEggworth> After all, we are certainly the most intelligent of this group. [8:39:14 PM] <PhoenixWright> He's probably jacking off to the sounds of pain [8:39:21 PM] <ApolloJustice> Jesus, Mr. Wright, TMI. [8:39:27 PM] <MilesEggworth> (fuck it I've only played demon so far this is demon) [8:39:28 PM] <kristoph_gavin> Ugh. [8:39:29 PM] <Adrian> Iamtoogayforthis [8:39:30 PM] <+Athena> oh god, mr. wright please don't give us that mental image [8:39:37 PM] <PhoenixWright> I'm speaking truths guys [8:39:40 PM] <kristoph_gavin> I hate all of you. [8:39:42 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> (mine is chief oof) [8:39:46 PM] <PhoenixWright> Love you too <3 [8:39:49 PM] <ApolloJustice> That's a truth I'm fully content to bury, Mr. Wright. [8:39:55 PM] Adrian wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:40:03 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged. [8:40:07 PM] <+Athena> oh no [8:40:10 PM] <ApolloJustice> Ms. Andrews, are you seething right now? [8:40:16 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> I'm scared of what you are all picking [8:40:20 PM] <Adrian> Uhmmmmm [8:40:22 PM] <Adrian> Hmmmmm.... [8:40:22 PM] <+Athena> please, be merciful [8:40:25 PM] <Adrian> Hmmm..... [8:40:27 PM] <PhoenixWright> I'm innocent, I sweare [8:40:43 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> Ha [8:40:49 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> You are not innocent, Wright [8:40:49 PM] <PhoenixWright> Fuck off [8:40:56 PM] <PhoenixWright> Nor are you, Edgeworth ;) [8:40:57 PM] <+Athena> be merciful on this poor attorney [8:41:07 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> I never said I was [8:41:09 PM] <MilesEggworth> I also greatly doubt your innocence, Wright. [8:41:11 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> ;) [8:41:11 PM] <PhoenixWright> Mhmmm [8:41:15 PM] <PhoenixWright> wow [8:41:16 PM] <Adrian> HMMMMMM [8:41:17 PM] <PhoenixWright> he winkied face [8:41:18 PM] <PhoenixWright> guys [8:41:23 PM] <PhoenixWright> guys he did a winky!!! [8:41:30 PM] MilesEggworth wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:41:35 PM] <PhoenixWright> im sobbing literal tears [8:41:40 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> It is not that big of a deal, Wright, honestly. [8:41:41 PM] <PhoenixWright> my husband's adjusting ;A; [8:41:47 PM] <MilesEggworth> I almost wish I had not won that round. [8:41:52 PM] <ApolloJustice> Well, at the very least, I know I'm seething right now. [8:41:56 PM] <Adrian> A LOT OF THINGS, OKAY, CARDS. A. LOT. OF. THINGS. [8:42:02 PM] <+Athena> look, your card was great [8:42:16 PM] <+Athena> MISSILES [8:42:19 PM] kristoph_gavin wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:42:32 PM] <ApolloJustice> (ema's first kiss????) [8:42:37 PM] <kristoph_gavin> (fjdksjfdkJKFDLSJ) [8:42:38 PM] <PhoenixWright> (basically) [8:42:44 PM] <PhoenixWright> (her sexuality is science) [8:42:47 PM] <Adrian> (you can't make love to science) [8:42:51 PM] <MilesEggworth> I... do not enjoy thinking of my father. I merely played that card to get it out of my hand. [8:42:52 PM] <PhoenixWright> (ema will) [8:42:53 PM] <+Athena> ( ema is married to science ) [8:42:59 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> (you can if you try hard enough) [8:43:01 PM] <ApolloJustice> (ema will find a way) [8:43:02 PM] <PhoenixWright> (ema makes love to science hard) [8:43:07 PM] <ApolloJustice> (life, uh... finds a way) [8:43:15 PM] <+Athena> umm. [8:43:15 PM] <ApolloJustice> (to quote jeff "daddy" goldblum) [8:43:16 PM] ApolloJustice wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:43:21 PM] <+Athena> apollo?! [8:43:22 PM] <PhoenixWright> (why) [8:43:23 PM] <ApolloJustice> No one comment about that. [8:43:24 PM] <ApolloJustice> ATHENA. [8:43:28 PM] <Adrian> (i can't believe we're gaslighting ema and she can't defend herself) [8:43:35 PM] <PhoenixWright> I mean, Mr Edgeworth did do that- [8:43:35 PM] <+Athena> okay okay! i won't! i'll just judge quietly [8:43:38 PM] <PhoenixWright> Gestures to Miles [8:43:41 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> What did I do? [8:43:49 PM] <PhoenixWright> Nothingggggg [8:43:51 PM] <MilesEggworth> What? [8:43:54 PM] <Adrian> Mr. Wright :( That's what you did [8:43:56 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> :/ [8:43:59 PM] MilesEggworth wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:43:59 PM] <PhoenixWright> ;) [8:44:04 PM] <PhoenixWright> still doing me now Athena [8:44:07 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged. [8:44:08 PM] <Adrian> :( [8:44:16 PM] <MilesEggworth> I see victory is coming to me. As it should. [8:44:17 PM] <+Athena> wait what? [8:44:45 PM] <ApolloJustice> ( [8:44:45 PM] <+Athena> oh my god [8:44:49 PM] <Adrian> Mr. Justice? [8:44:55 PM] <ApolloJustice> Uh... clashes, like, in what way...? [8:44:58 PM] MilesEdgeworth wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:45:04 PM] <MilesEggworth> I currently have three points. That is more than anyone else here. [8:45:09 PM] <PhoenixWright> Miles... you um... you okay? [8:45:14 PM] <+Athena> i'm coming for your title! [8:45:18 PM] <ApolloJustice> No need to rub it in, Mr. Edgeworth. [8:45:26 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> No, I am not okay [8:45:34 PM] <MilesEggworth> I am perfectly fine. [8:45:54 PM] PhoenixWright wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:45:56 PM] <Adrian> But... which Edgeworth is most Edgeworth? [8:45:59 PM] <+Athena> MR WRIGHT? [8:46:02 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> What gives you the impression that I'm ever alright? [8:46:04 PM] <MilesEggworth> I am, naturally. [8:46:05 PM] <PhoenixWright> DON'T SPEAK ABOUT IT [8:46:14 PM] <+Athena> I'M TERRIFIED OF ALL OF YOU [8:46:16 PM] <ApolloJustice> No, you know what, Mr. Wright? I am going to speak about it. [8:46:18 PM] <MilesEggworth> No one can best me at being myself. [8:46:21 PM] <ApolloJustice> I refuse to be silenced anymore. [8:46:22 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> Well, considering the fact that I am older [8:46:28 PM] <PhoenixWright> please don't [8:46:39 PM] <MilesEggworth> I am 21 years old. [8:46:52 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> I am 38... >_> [8:46:56 PM] <PhoenixWright> Same <_< [8:46:58 PM] <MilesEggworth> What? [8:47:06 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> It's,,, complicated [8:47:09 PM] <MilesEggworth> How is this possible? [8:47:11 PM] <Adrian> You could be his dad? Kind of [8:47:11 PM] <PhoenixWright> Like fucking me- [8:47:13 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> It somehow is [8:47:13 PM] <PhoenixWright> I meanwhat [8:47:25 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> I don't have an explanation [8:47:39 PM] <+Athena> if they had a kid at age 17, maybe [8:47:45 PM] <MilesEggworth> No. [8:47:49 PM] <MilesEggworth> My father is dead. [8:47:52 PM] Adrian wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:47:58 PM] <+Athena> well that settles it! [8:47:59 PM] <PhoenixWright> (i s2g tho if there is a great lizard uprising of 2352) [8:48:05 PM] <ApolloJustice> Ms. Andrews... you really sohuldn't drink alone, you know. [8:48:06 PM] <+Athena> oh god why me [8:48:16 PM] <Adrian> IT happens sometimes, Mr. Justice [8:48:21 PM] <Adrian> It happens sometimes... [8:48:27 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> Understandable [8:48:30 PM] <ApolloJustice> That's fair. [8:48:39 PM] <+Athena> i'm going to cry [8:48:43 PM] <Adrian> Sometimes not everyone comes to your card games [8:48:45 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> Dear lord [8:48:58 PM] <Adrian> Sometimes it's just you on the rug, pushing cards around alone [8:49:11 PM] kristoph_gavin wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:49:19 PM] <PhoenixWright> Miles' title [8:49:22 PM] <ApolloJustice> Damn, Ms. Andrews. [8:49:29 PM] <Adrian> That's my drink of choice during those games [8:49:40 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> .....I wish I can dispute that [8:49:43 PM] <ApolloJustice> Please don't let Mr. Gavin win. [8:49:58 PM] <Adrian> Younger Mr. Edgeworth stands a chance [8:49:59 PM] <kristoph_gavin> Please do, actually. [8:50:00 PM] <+Athena> he and mr. edgesworth are tied! [8:50:00 PM] PhoenixWright wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:50:06 PM] <MilesEggworth> So, then... assuming you truly are an older me, may I ask what it's like in the future? [8:50:11 PM] <+Athena> NO MY BLOCKBUSTER [8:50:31 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> It's... messy, but it gets better :) for you definitely [8:50:39 PM] <ApolloJustice> Well, being from the future, I can tell you that I'm now officially the Ace Attorney. [8:50:48 PM] Athena wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:50:50 PM] <PhoenixWright> Bullshit [8:50:52 PM] <+Athena> :D [8:50:56 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged. [8:51:07 PM] <MilesEggworth> I suppose I'll be looking forward to that, then. [8:51:17 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> You most certainly will [8:51:25 PM] <ApolloJustice> (lmao wesley stickler and women's underwear would be perfect for this) [8:51:40 PM] <kristoph_gavin> (THE BOBBY ONE) [8:51:41 PM] PhoenixWright wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:51:45 PM] <PhoenixWright> (;D) [8:51:50 PM] <kristoph_gavin> (THAT WAS INCREDIBLE) [8:51:51 PM] <PhoenixWright> It is true [8:51:58 PM] <PhoenixWright> (BOWS. THANK YOU, THANK YOU) [8:52:05 PM] <PhoenixWright> (I WANNA THANK MYSELF, and fuck y'all) [8:52:18 PM] Adrian wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:52:26 PM] <Adrian> (GUYS STOP PICKING THESE) [8:52:28 PM] <PhoenixWright> I... I feel called out. [8:52:28 PM] <ApolloJustice> M-Ms. Andrews...? [8:52:30 PM] <MilesEggworth> You seem to be on speaking terms with Phoenix Wright again? [8:52:52 PM] PhoenixWright wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:53:27 PM] <PhoenixWright> Oh hey I won- [8:53:30 PM] <kristoph_gavin> Ugh. [8:53:33 PM] <+Athena> you did it! [8:53:35 PM] <PhoenixWright> Fuck you Gavin. [8:53:36 PM] <Adrian> I think I really lost this one [8:53:40 PM] <kristoph_gavin> Love you too, Wright. [8:53:45 PM] <PhoenixWright> Kiss my ass [8:53:51 PM] <kristoph_gavin> <3 [8:53:52 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> Hmph, I love him :/ [8:53:53 PM] <PhoenixWright> I'll even lube it up ;) [8:54:03 PM] <+Athena> should i step out of the room? [8:54:03 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> You will do no such thing, Wright! [8:54:04 PM] <Adrian> NoNOnO [8:54:04 PM] <kristoph_gavin> Do you ever cease being annoying? [8:54:05 PM] <ApolloJustice> Everything hurts and I'm dying. [8:54:06 PM] <Adrian> NO [8:54:13 PM] <PhoenixWright> Fine, fine. [8:54:22 PM] <PhoenixWright> I'll lube his ass with his blood as I kick it- [8:54:30 PM] <MilesEggworth> I'm afraid I have to go now. I just recieved a call from my mentor, no doubt to discuss my performance in my last case. [8:54:37 PM] <kristoph_gavin> You really /don't/ cease with that prattle, do you. [8:54:49 PM] <PhoenixWright> Like you cease to poison people? [8:54:52 PM] <kristoph_gavin> (see you around!!) [8:54:52 PM] <PhoenixWright> Reformed my ass. [8:54:55 PM] <Adrian> Stay safe, everyone, please [8:54:55 PM] <ApolloJustice> Goodbye, other Mr. Edgeworth [8:54:57 PM] <ApolloJustice> (cya!!) [8:55:01 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> Goodbye [8:55:03 PM] <PhoenixWright> (byeeeee~!) [8:55:05 PM] <+Athena> hey, mr. wright? i have a newfound fear of every single one of you. [8:55:09 PM] <+Athena> ( see u later :0 ) [8:55:15 PM] <PhoenixWright> eh, you'll forget this by morning [8:55:18 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> Who doesn't he strike fear into [8:55:21 PM] <Adrian> (athena's quote gives me life) [8:55:21 PM] <MilesEggworth> (bye guys!) [8:55:26 PM] <MilesEdgeworth> ( bye! ) [8:55:27 PM] <ApolloJustice> Someone please hold me. [8:55:35 PM] <PhoenixWright> Turnabout Terror bitches. [8:55:50 PM] <Adrian> We have learned Too Much [8:56:08 PM] <+Athena> hey...... does ema have an agency? you know, one that isn't full of fearful, fearful memories? [8:56:48 PM] <Adrian> Mr. Gavin di- Wait [8:56:55 PM] <ApolloJustice> We could always start our own, Athena. 'Justice & Co Law Offices" does have a nice ring to it. [8:57:01 PM] MilesEggworth has left the game. [8:57:09 PM] <+Athena> please. i'd do anything [8:57:32 PM] <kristoph_gavin> I'd offer you a position at the Gavin & Co. Law Offices, but SOMEONE had to ruin that. [8:57:41 PM] <ApolloJustice> I hate you, Mr.Gavin. [8:57:42 PM] <+Athena> ( apollo and athena plot to leave WAA more at 5 ) [8:57:42 PM] <Adrian> Was it Mr. Wright? [8:57:48 PM] <kristoph_gavin> Of course. [8:57:55 PM] <ApolloJustice> (apollo's master plan) [8:57:56 PM] <ApolloJustice> (finally) [8:58:00 PM] <ApolloJustice> (he can get a new game) [8:58:13 PM] <Adrian> I've never regretted getting a business degree instead of a law one less 

[catalinaroleplay]

CATALINA ROLEPLAY PRESENTS...

The opulence of the ballroom is staggering as you slowly make your way through emerald curtains. Gold drips and glitters from every surface, save the gleaming marble floors. Rich fabrics–brocades, silks, velvets–hung from the walls as well as the guests. To an observer, you are no more than a part of a moving mass in a sea of beautiful bodies. The mood of the individuals around you indistinguishable in unseen currents beneath the dark surface of their intricate masks. Conversations swirl in a cacophony of sounds. Laughter and lively chatter freely mingling in the air along with the harmonious melodies of the cover band. Beneath dry ice smoke spirals in an array of reds, purples, and greens.

You’re unable to spot the dance floor due to the sheer amount of Catalina Islanders dancing to upbeat music. 

One would assume there was hardly room for any more yet you manage to find some as you approach the gathering of both familiar and unfamiliar faces. You laugh, the sound barely heard over the noise, as one of them playfully spins you into the arms of another. It wasn’t long until more people begin to join you. Like kids left unsupervised on a playground all the patrons around you are free and inhibited. Amongst these people one finds themselves given complete permission to feel elation, to feel the sort of bond that is usually denied in the coldness found in bigger towns and more infamous cities. In this room, no one is a stranger and everyone’s invited to experience joy as one to celebrate the island they all called home. 

In Character Information:

Date: Saturday ─ January 25th, 2020. 

Time: All attendees must arrive by 8PM and are allowed to leave the Ball at 2AM. 

Location: Catalina Casino Founder’s Ballroom which is located on the 2nd floor of the venue.

Invites: All invitee’s received a gold, emerald green sealed invitation on Saturday, January 18th, in their mailbox, welcoming them to an exclusive celebration for Catalina’s Founders Day Masquerade Ball. Upon your arrival, you must bring your invitation to get access to the festivities behind the emerald green curtained doors. You will be expected to leave your cell phone at the front door, which will be returned back to you upon your departure. The hosts of the Founders Ball would like to keep their future plans for the town a secret, allowing these to select invitees a preview beforehand. 

Theme: Founders Day Masquerade Ball ─ Colors scheme will be Red, Green, Gold, and Purple. 

Dress Code: Creative Black Tie. Ladies must wear Floor-length evening gowns. Men must wear a tuxedo. The color scheme is Red, Green, Gold, and Purple. A MASK is required and apart of the theme. Please incorporate these colors into your outfits for the evening. 

Live Performance: Versatile Latin cover band, Caribbean Dynamics Band (Dinámicos Del Caribe), will be providing entertainment for the evening. Song suggestions are recommended and highly encouraged. So bring an extra pair of dancing shoes if you’re worried about your feet hurting!

Dance Performance: Early arrivals will be treated with a performance by Latin Dance Pro Entertainment, a highly sought after group of dancers from Los Angeles personally booked by founding family members Santiago Cabrillo & Bianca Viscainos, who will be performing the Flamenco and the Bachata for guests shortly before dinner is served.

Dinner: A traditional Spanish cuisine of ─ Gazpacho, Gambas al ajillo, Croquetas Tortilla Española, Jamón, Paella, and Albondigas will appear on every table precisely on 9:00PM. All of these food items are brought to you exclusively by Bistro at Atwater, one of the Founder’s Family beloved and trusted restaurants. If any food options are off-limits due to allergies, being vegan or vegetarian, please give hosts a heads up to prepare an exclusive dish for you. We want everyone to enjoy themselves.

Desserts: Do you have a sweet tooth? Luckily, we have that taken care of you. You can expect Flan, Churros, Tres Leches Cake, Crema Catalana (Spanish Crème brulée), Tarta de Manzana Casera (Apple Tart), Goxua (Spanish Tiramisu), Bunuelos de Viento (Fritters), and Mantecados (anise-scented drop cookies).

Drinks: Courtesy of Le Rouge in Ventura, the staff of bartenders will be at your beckoning call and with an exclusive, personalized menu of drinks will be showcased on the bar and every table. Bartenders can make ALCOHOLIC and NON-ALCOHOLIC options of these drinks. Please specify to your serving staff on their roundabouts to your table. 

Activities: Due to the lack of cell phones for this event, if you would like your pictures to be taken, photographers and photo-booths ─ three in total ─ will be scattered around the ballroom so you, your partner, or your friends can snap pictures together for memory sake! Let’s be real, you don’t want to forget anything that happens tonight.

Out of Character Information:

The time is finally here….. our first event for Catalina. It’s been a long time coming but we finally made it happen. The group has been open for over a month and a few days, give or take, we thank everyone for being kind and patiently waiting for us to the ball rolling. It had been a chaotic couple of weeks in the beginning, but things are starting to look bright as we all indulge in this group journey together. More will be coming your way, and that’s a definite promise. You can take my words, Admin Steph, to heart if I ever break my promise. Calling myself out in writing this OOC portion.. you bet! While I want to keep this message short and straight to the point, there’s a lot of detail provided in this event for all of you to read over. So I remind you all to read carefully, send us any messages if you have any concerns and worries ─  because we are here to assist you all! 

Have fun with this event! I love events because it gives me the ability to get out of my comfort zone, in a different element, and interact with other muses on the dashboard that we haven’t before. I will say... carefully watch out for more information coming forward with the event because we are going over the top with Catalina’s first event to hit it off with a BOOM. Enough of the rambling, let’s get on with the other important information as well. Please take the time to read thoroughly through the information provided below: 

Beginning Date: Saturday, January 25th ─ 12PM CST / 1PM EST / 6PM GMT. 

Ending Date: Saturday, February 1st ─ 5PM CST / 6PM EST / 11PM GMT.

Event Threads: Sunday, February 2nd ─ 5PM / 6PM EST / 11PM GMT. Have all event threads completed by this date and time.

Previous Threads: We kindly ask all non-event related threads to be wrapped up or put on hold for the event, just so everyone can focus on their event threads with no other worries. If you have previous threads that you’d like to continue after the event, please draft them before the start of the event so you don’t lose them!

Acceptances: No acceptances will be held during this event. We’ll be bypassing January 27th (Monday) and January 31st (Friday). It gives us, the admins, to enjoy the event with our members. While we’ll still be checking the main and updating the application count and answering any questions coming in, our activity may be fleeting. 

Starters: All starters must be tagged #catalina: starter and #catalina: founders day ball. Please remember, once there becomes a certain amount of event starters in the tag, you must respond to THREE STARTERS before posting your own. Group rules’ still apply during events.

Tags: Any edit, such as your character’s outfit of choice for the event can be tagged #catalina: founders day ball and #catalina: media! All edits will be reblogged on @catalinamedia. 

Lastly but most importantly: Remember to have fun! Allow yourself to have fun, reach out to other members, and allow organic connections to take over.

Once you read over everything, hit that heart to spread the love!

[dlucets]

sorry | kuroo tetsurou x reader

Title: Sorry Fandom: Haikyuu!! Character: Kuroo Tetsurou Genre: Angst..? Word Count: 1397 Extra Notes: Again... from my dA lolol still compiling my fics from there to here ^^,, was written in 2017,, apologies. Maybe OOC kuroo.

He wasn’t listening. He never was. Never when it mattered the most to you.

Today was no exception, you’d noted that as soon as he’d exited the gym with his hands shoved into his pockets. Not a care in the entire world showing on his face. You walked alongside him, his confident strides taking up three of your significantly smaller steps on the pavement. In the entire time you’d spent within each other’s company, there had only been a brief exchanging of words between the two of you.

Then you’d slipped into the routine of reciting how your day had been. Only stopping now, when you realised that he wasn’t focusing on your words. He was staring blankly ahead, an impassive look glazing his face.

“Kuroo.”

You stopped in your tracks, and it took him a few seconds to register that you weren’t keeping pace with him.

“(Y/N)? Why have you stopped walking?”

His cat-like eyes swept across your features. The tremble of your lip as you stared at him, a burning irritation glowing evidently in your eyes. One that he didn’t address, briefly glancing over it and refusing to meet your gaze. Your arms were plastered at their sides, and a low sigh escaped your lips. The patience you’d had for him had long ago disintegrated into nothingness, and the irritation that glowed in your eyes slowly began to rise to the forefront of your mind.

Your relationship felt like a loose thread on a jumper. One that you couldn’t help but pull, and once you pulled it, all the yarn and wool that had gone into the creation of said jumper began to unravel. Leaving behind an unmistakably large amount of wool on the floor. A large tangle of wool that laid a snare and trap for whoever dared walk into it.

You’d walked right into the mess of it. Left trying to pick up the pieces of wool that posed a threat to anyone and everyone who dared step foot into the room. But you’d had enough of trying to fix the jumper, and you’d finally given up completely.

“You’re never listening, Kuroo.”

“(Y/N) I-”

“No, let me finish, Kuroo. You’re never listening to me. You just stare off into space, as though there are a million places you’d love to be instead of here. I jus- just… tell me, Kuroo. What is wrong with me? Am I really that boring?”

“(Y/N) you’re not bori-”

“Then what is it, Kuroo? Do you just not love me? Is that it? For crying out loud, Kuroo! I’m trying and trying to amend whatever this thing we have is, but I don’t think it can even be called a relationship at this point, if I’m honest.”

“(Y/N), let me-”

“No. For goodness’ sake, Kuroo. You’re so inconsiderate and cocky, you think you could ignore me and just talk to me whenever you want? Do you not understand what a relationship even is, Kuroo? It’s a two way thing. But right now, I don’t think there are two people putting effort into this relationship. I don’t think anyone is benefitting from this. Damn it, do you even love me?”

Kuroo blinked.

Once, twice, thrice.

There was a dry feeling that itched at the back of his throat, and there was the ominous feeling of impending doom that weighed a heavy burden upon his chest. Running a barely concealed shaking hand through his messy hair, he feigned a calm mask as he attempted to collect his thoughts. He waited for his heart to resume to its normal beating rhythm and for the shaking in his limbs to subside completely.

“What are you talking about, (Y/N)? I-of course. I wouldn’t have gone out with you if I didn-”

“Then why do you always ignore me? I’m not here for your entertainment, Kuroo.” Crossing your arms across your chest, you sent him a dark glare. “We’ve been together for how long, now? Two years, right? And not once have you told me that you love me, Kuroo. So forgive me if I doubt you now,”

Don’t do this, (Y/N). Please. For the sake of us. Don’t. He swallowed. His pride, his calmness, his extroverted personality had all gone. There was no shield to hide behind. You’d been there for him for so long, he’d began to wonder whether such shields were needed anyway. This was a grave reminder of why he had tried so long to cultivate a careless, bad attitude. The perfect shield, the perfect contrast to the boy he was on the inside.

Kuroo reached his hand out for you, but you flinched away from his grasp. Your glare was fixed onto your face, as though it could pierce right into his soul.

“(Y/N), you’re not really going to…”

“There you go again, thinking you’re good enough to put words in my own mouth. I’m done, Kuroo. We’re done. Okay? And you can have your damned ice cream back, too.”

You shoved the ice cream that he’d bought for you on the journey home into his outstretched hand. The one that yearned to hold onto you with all the might he could muster in the unshielded, weak boy’s body he now stood in. No amount of expensive coats of armour could’ve protected him from the waging war that was unravelling from within him.

Love.

“I-I’m sorry, (Y/N),” he managed to whisper to your retreating figure. Too far away to grasp the words that lingered in his atmosphere.

Love.

What a complex thing. Utterly terrifying, a formidable threat that would ultimately become his downfall. Once again. How many damned times had he uttered the words, “I love you,” only to have the person who’d been on the receiving end of those words slip through his fingers? So. Many. Times. No amount of cockiness could hide the raging storms that hid behind his eyes, the arguments that filled the quietest corners of his mind. The arguments that ceased to exist when your voice entered his head and filled him with a happiness.

He’d become dependant upon the refreshing tones of your voice. He’d lost himself in the sound of your laughter and your idle chatter that lit up his day, that compensated for his silence. But you’d gotten the wrong impression of said silence.

He’d lost you. He’d become so scared of telling you that he loved you that he’d let you go. You’d slipped through his fingers like water, leaving an uncomfortable feeling on his palms. Etching memories of yourself into his hands for eternity. He bit his lip. He’d become so close to saying that he’d loved you, but the memories that held him back had been too strong; to poignant and prominent in his mind’s eye that he hadn’t been able to bring himself to terms with the words.

You’d misinterpreted his silence.

How were you to know? He’d been too scared to tell you anything. That fear had built up a barrier that had broke through whatever strong links that had connected you to one another. He’d become a stranger to you.

Perhaps he wasn’t suited to love anyway. It only resulted in a pain that lasted longer than the relationship. Regardless of whether he’d said anything or not.

The thoughts that resonated through his head didn’t numb the pain of losing you, though.

It didn’t bring you back to him, it didn’t rekindle the former strength you’d both once maintained in the relationship.

It didn’t silence the sorrows that rushed through his head. A swarm of thoughts that wouldn’t rest.

The fears that held him back from rushing into the crowds, a weak attempt to get you back.

He’d been too scared to tell you he loved you for two years, what would now change?

That had been what had unravelled your relationship.

Piece by piece.

“Sorry, (Y/N). I’m sorry I was too scared; too selfish to give away a part of myself for you. I hope that someday, you might understand.”

Though he knew you may never understand the words that had screamed in his silence.

Because to you, he was just being him. Typical Kuroo.

The cocky Nekoma Volleyball Team captain.

Who could he blame for your thinking?

Only himself. For being selfish.

You’d told him so much.

He’d told you nothing.