#me as the security guard lmao

[pangur-and-grim]

I’m too gullible with people. I’ll have encounters and be like “aw they seemed nice ☺️” and then everyone around me will be like NONONONONO THAT WAS THE DEVIL!!!!!!!

[aeb-art]

soooo… i did another comic with geo (who of course belongs to @8um8le)! it ending up stretching the page quite a bit, so the rest is under the cut o7

and geo proceeded to win every single round of pool that night, the end, thank you for reading this far 🙇

i'm still not super confident in writing for geo, but i had too much fun with this to care ehehe 🥰 this is the year of indulgence, everyone!

edit: i just realized that I PUT THE CIRCUITS ON THE WRONG ARM! it's supposed to be on my right not my left, oh i'm so mad 😭💔

[reckless-rider]

I had a dream where I was Jason Todd and I was running around Freddy's pizzeria (yk the one from fnaf) bc me and two others needed to put the security guard in the foxy animatronic

[softpine]

How do you not go to the grocery store? Not judging just genuinely wondering! Do you get all your groceries delivered?

yeah it's a combination of delivery (buying a lot of non-perishables in bulk cuts costs a bit) + friends/family helping me + i can walk to the corner store and buy the essentials whenever i need to (that doesn't make me as anxious because it's just like 5 people in there at maximum and they know me) but it's very inconvenient and i'm trying to work on it lmao baby steps ;-;

[aengelren]

thinking abt this summer when i was invited to an anime convention by a friend, no one wanted to cover my shift so I brought everything with me to work, rode a scooter to the train the minute my shift ended, straightened my hair in the train with 50 people looking at me, got to the convention with my work clothes on, all the bathrooms were occupied and of course, i “luckily” found a room they had forgotten to lock, but it was forbidden to enter them since we were at campus at off hours. So of course, I went in there, took off my clothes, then remembered that my friend has my skirt so i sneaked out to ask her for it, the door locked with all my clothes, phone, work cards, money, everything in there. I had to walk around campus in a see through tank top & tights, no one knew how to open it, they had to call their boss, i got lectured, the boss called the building managers who called security that had to drive there and unlock the door for me:) we also missed the event :D

[60berry09]

🍓WORK DOODLES🍓

I've been extremely bored at my new position (security in retail store) so I just draw on the receipt paper.

Say hi to Jeoffry :D

[spaghett-onaplate]

i'm perusing court listings and the very first case i looked into is multimillion dollar fraud 😭 they can't all be this interesting surely

[electricfied-wolf]

Am I just supposed to be NORMAL after the fnaf movie or WHAT???

[valencock]

i really want you to know that i found mallout in 2019~ when i was less than a yr out from hs and super hyperfixated on fallout 4 & it lead to me getting a job at spencers where i was a manager for a few yrs (which was crazy bc i was not even 20. Like imagine a middle schooler in charge of elementary schoolers) On one of my last shifts I got my coworkers together and told them all the reason why I started working there and they lost their shit. I’m still friends with some of them and they’ve literally never forgotten. It’s also the same reason I started gauging my ears but that’s not quite as funny. I still work management tho so thank u for changing my life forever (in a good and VERY FUNNY way)

This is so unhinged but so fucking funny good LORD please let this be fr

You've officially joined my dream blunt rotation, anyone that commits that hard to the mallout lifestyle holds my utmost respect, I salute you soldier

[born-to-lose]

"No more giving my number out to random people who flirt with me at work" I say as if I'm not going into the next shift with a pen and tissues in my pocket

[deansmom]

God, I would be terrified to meet Fall Out Boy, but I would pay stupid money to get to talk to them and embarrass myself by just crying and gushing about how proud I am of them, and how I hope they’re proud of themselves, and what their music & legacy has done and means to so many people

I’ve been a fan since 2005, so almost 20 years, and they are just… the most talented, passionate, kind, hardworking band that I’ve ever come across. I’ve done two meet & greets with them, and they were just so nice. I know that seems silly, but I’ve met a decent amount of bands, and that is not always the case. Walking into the m&g tent for them was obviously like, medium terrifying, but Andy asked if I was okay because my hands were visibly shaking, Joe punched Pete’s shoulder when I set my thing to get signed in front of him and he wasn’t paying attention, and when I came back through to do the picture Pete came over to me and apologized for being distracted and put me in the middle of him & Patrick, and Patrick told me how much he liked the card I made him, and then we took a picture and I walked into a cement pole as I was leaving and the second I got outside the tent and found my parents I bursted into tears because I was feeling so many things but I was also embarrassed and their security guard came out and gave me a water bottle and said the guys wanted to make sure I was okay and - I cannot stress how abnormal that is. This wasn’t a small venue, this was a big show, and they were so incredibly fucking nice to me.

Their crew, the environment they foster on a tour, is just leagues different from other bands that I saw on tour. That same show I met them, the security let me into the general admission area for their set, even though I didn’t have that ticket. Their security team, their roadies, have always been incredibly kind and welcoming to both me & my parents (my dad went with me to pretty much every show) and other people at the shows and I just - the only band that has ever come close to making me feel that welcome somewhere, was all time low. Something about the four of them just makes people want to be kind. It’s astounding.

I could gush about them forever and compare them to every band I’ve met and how differently they treated the fans and how their security treated us, but I won’t bore you with that. I will just say that it has been one of my greatest honors to get to watch these four boys from Chicago become the rockstars that they are, and more importantly, watch them find joy in their music again. I am so stupidly proud of them, it’s embarrassing.

[manie-sans-delire-x]

God today is just the worst. Literally nothing is going right, every bus I miss by a minute, my grocery bag broke, Im wet and cold and hungry, wasted 3 hrs for therapy which didnt even happen. Fml.

[monty-glasses-roxy]

Has Gregory done anything in retaliation against animatronics wolf cassie and Roxy/Roxanne wolf for there petty revenge.

Like asking freddy of officer vanessa to talk to Roxy/Roxanne wolf and animatronics cassie. ?

Like asking them to be a little bit nicer and take the restriction off gregory.

.

.

.

What I think might happen))

Offier Vanessa. Look roxy you can keep him ban for life at the raceway but unban him from the rest of the area's so he can go exploring the pizzaplex.

Roxy/Roxanne wolf. and if we dont do that what well you do ?

Officer vanessa. I'll make a report to fazbare and me and you both know we dont want that to happen. Do we.

After all who going to keep a eye out for cassie while you're under repair or maintenance. Or under inspection by the fazbare faztech.

Roxy/Roxanne wolf... fine.. you win.. just keep your demons out of my green room raceway and stay away from cassie! Then we have a deal vanessa. Gregory is unbanned from all areas except my green room and raceway. He ban there.

But I do like to say.. cassie father is behind you. And he seem putty p!$$.

....

Cassie father. I see were blackmailing a animatronics. That save cassie life from the mimic vanessa. After gregory drop the elevator I see.

Officer vanessa. oh $h!t.. listen I just.. wanted to get gregory unbanned from the pizzaplex areas.

Cassie father. Make one report about Roxy/Roxanne wolf to fazbare entertainment I'll make sure you fazbare is alert to who vanny was and what you been hiding deer vanessa. You lose gregory your job and get sent to jail.

I can play this very game to vanessa. Be best if you and Gregory leave me roxy and cassie alone. you both have blood on your hands. And you sins fallow you both.

And for the deal it still hold. Gregory bans are removed to all areas except roxy green room and roxy raceway. He has permanent bans there for life there and so do you. A new night guard well patrol roxy raceway for you.

No get out of my sight. Come on roxy I need to update your programming and do monthly maintenance.

Roxy/Roxanne wolf. Thank you sir. Also who watching cassie.

Cassie father. Chica is taking care of cassie until you return

Ooooo dramatic!!

Honestly, I feel it would probably be Freddy doing that kind of thing. He's like that one guy that thinks their kid should be let back on the Minecraft server because he's super duper sorry and has been punished for his behaviour already when he absolutely hasn't. Freddy has the emotional awareness of a brick man. He's pestering Roxy every chance he gets to make her unban Gregory from everything and she just doesn't care.

He probably wouldn't even offer a deal. Just keep going on about how unfair it is and how Gregory is such a nice boy or something while she ignores him completely. She could strike an offer with him, saying she'll unban him from I dunno... The Fazpad in the lobby or something if Freddy shuts up about it. He agrees and then proceeds to not shut up about it so literally nothing changes. What Gregory wants, Gregory gets!

I love Cassie's dad defending Roxy. I feel he'd definitely do that after everything. Especially so, if he was there for the Raceway team finding Mimic too. He's one of the few humans the animatronics can trust (though very few actually do since they don't know him or understand why Roxy would ever trust a human staff member ever) and he takes that very seriously! Vanessa is probably the another one who just so happens to be stuck mediating between Freddy, Gregory and literally everyone else.

Maybe she'd offer a deal where Roxy gets something she wants like a game console or something in return from unbanning Gregory from at least the Superstarcade. That's the East arcade located in between El Chip's and the Prize Counter by the way. It would just be to keep him out of the way and if she unbans him from the Prize Counter too, well that's even better. It'll keep him busy for at least a while, right? Win win for everyone if he's able to entertain himself without causing trouble!

Ndjdnd honestly that's pretty funny. In exchange for a games console and some games Roxy really wanted, Gregory can get quarantined to the back left corner of the Pizzaplex. El Chip's, the Superstarcade and the Prize Counter are his only stomping grounds now. That's the Gregory Zone. He's got everything he needs in there! Only downside is that it's right nextdoor to Mazercise so poor Chica is right by him :(

Or maybe they employ her as the Guard Chicken. It's her job to guard the Greg Zone and report any suspicious behaviour to Roxy, the Guard Dog. The girlies are working very hard to keep him away from Cassie and by very hard I mean Roxy checks on him through the walls sometimes and messages Chica whenever he's up to something or she mysteriously can't see him. Minimal effort really lmao

[dirt-goth]

Assinged female at Thursday boat security

[uswnt-has-my-heart]

i would just like to say, there’s no one as accommodating and kind as the people who work wnba games

[the-halfling-prince]

Me: ah shit I forgot the password to this thing. Let me just look at my security question.

Security question: gf's name

Me: what