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yeah let’s keep it casual *kisses you deeply* no strings attached *stares lovingly into your eyes* i can’t have a long term relationship *invites you to my childhood home to meet my whole family*
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Normal ways to address your campaign partner
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(also feel free in the tags to clarify Why you made the choice you made!! :0c)
#polls#tumblr polls#For me I think the top ones would be the House. The Money. or the Friend Group. But I ultimately might would go for the house#JUST becuase it would be my Dream House which means it would already meet mostly all of my specifications#and what I might be looking for. which would save a lot of time searching or customizing/rennovating.#Also because I could use that as a way to leave the US lol.. like .. if I get to choose my dream location.. couldnt I just choose some othe#country?? But I wonder how that works. Can you legally 100% have full ownership of a property in a country yet not be a citizen of that#country?? Would you show up and be like 'erm.. i own this house.. so i shall now live in it' and theyd be like 'uh no. you cant live here#despite owning the house. leave.' ??#So I think the initial process of 1. scraping together funds to actually MOVE myself and my most valuable belongings physically#TO another country. and 2. figuring out how to STAY in that country . might end up being difficult.. BUT. if I could just work that#part of things out then.. dream house?? security for once in my life?? stability?? :0#Though the $1mil is enticing it's also like.. I feel .. with the way housing prices are now... that's not much???#it's a lot I guess if you plan on like.. investing half the money and staying in an apartment for 5 years while you grow your wealth#or something. but if you're a 'I Need Stability NOW' ready to settle down person who would be most interested in owning a property rather#than nice clothes or a car or whatever other investments you could make then.. eh..?? It seems like unless you're okay with living in#a small town or kind of far away from the city - even some SMALL houses in majorly populated areas in the US will be like#$600.000 - $900.000 or something. like that would be MOST of my money. Which I know you could just pay partially and make#payments on it but idk.. in the option of just outright owning the house it seems like it'd end up being cheaper.#Plus I would want to own it fully asap because I'd be afraid of losing it somehow otherwise. like it being taken for medical bills or#something. which I thought was supposed to be - not IMPOSSIBLE - slightly more complicated legally if you actually have#paid off the house in full. I guess the issue then would be utilities and property tax and such. But I feel like thats overcome-able??#Like I could just stipulate that my Dream House has a little furnished addition or something and then find someone#with money and be like 'Look you can live in this extremely nice area with amazing ameneties and updated everything and ALL you have#to do is give me money to cover the utilities and property tax.'' or something like that. Like the little furnished addition is nicer#than the actual house. they have their own pool and spa and movie room or something and Ill also cook all their meals for them#or whatever (how luxurious it would be depeneds on how high the property tax actually is/how much I would need to entice them into#why it's a good deal for them to pay it for me lol). idk... something like that.. ANYWAY#I asked a few people I know though and one of them answered they'd rather have a romantic partner. the other one said they'd like#to be able to choose someone to die lol.. So I'm curious what people value the most
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interaction i have with shocking regularity is when someone’s complaining abt someone they know and theyre like “ughh they’re 21 and dont have a job and refuse to learn to drive” and then they remember who they’re talking to (me. 21 cant work cant drive) and go like

#text#‘ur situation is different’ Do u know Their situation enough to say that lol#also like. be srs if u didnt know me ud think the same way abt me. Do u think this abt me subconsciously?? guessing yes#The only person who HASNT made me feel like this and has actually articulated what they meant in a way that didnt feel like a dig#at me was 💫 last night hence why its on my mind
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the one perk he can't earn
#REALLY PROUD OF THIS ONE#been experimenting so much with my painting this week I feel like I'm getting more powerful with each piece 💪😤#tryna do art really quick so that I don't get too hung up on rendering and that's workin great for me heheh#also I think I popped off with the symbolism of the spider lilies but idk how many people will understand all the layers of that#been analyzing the shit outta all the symbolism in the show with my gf and the spider lilies work in 3 ways#I wonder who or what I'll draw next 👀 I'll have to see next week unless my client gets back to me with notes lol#my art#severance#severance spoilers#severance dylan#dylan george#dylan G
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#sonic#sonic and shadow#sonic the hedgehog#sth#sonadow#shadow the hedgehog#sonadow comic#sonic fanart#sth fanart#sorry to anyone who followed me for other content the hyperfixation is really really bad#i LOOOVE the hc that shadow is bad at texting#btw sonic has a clear case with mementos in it#shadow doesn't have a case at all LOL
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name a more iconic thing to happen for the fictional qpr community than Donna Noble quite literally meeting her soulmate and being like hmm. there's no one I've ever wanted to fuck less
#i cannot get over how much she's like.#im crazy insane about this alien our lives and beings are intertwined#to be separate would and did require us to tear ourselves apart#and build back from the ground up#he is also completely and utterly unattractive to me. lol.#doctor who#tennant doctor#donna noble
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I like that Megatron is essentially leading a bunch of senior citizens
#transformers#maccadam#transformers one#megatron#starscream#tf one#soundwave and shockwave present as texts lol#megs has heard back in my day one too many times#vice versa the high guard dealing with a gen z child#I think soundwave would use emoticons from all over !!#I still don’t really know shockwave unfortunately but he gives me rise and grind 🔥🔥 energy#starscream is a stubborn old man who will not upgrade his old ass iPad or use emojis so#it’s not that he’s dumb it’s that he’s not hip#I think d-16 would have been a casual emoji user while pax would’ve been super liberal#as megs he uses less but not by much
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bi 4 bi percabeth,,,,, 👉👈
#this is so deeply unserious i’m sorry#been cooking this up in my head for weeks now#based on a conversation i had with a friend who’s also a bi 4 bi percabeth truther#for some reason the post button isn’t working on my phone so i’m typing these tags out on my ipad like a loser#not sure i like the colors but that seems to be me with all the stuff i make rn lol#my art#fan art#artists on tumblr#percy jackson#pjo#percabeth#annabeth chase#riordanverse#hoo#heroes of olympus#bisexual#bi 4 bi percabeth#percabeth fanart
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a satisfactory answer for Selina
#bruce wayne#batman#selina kyle#catwoman#batcat#bruce#selina#mine#my art#i wanted to make the bat ears fold back SO badly but it looked too odd . unfortunately#wanted to put the collar ON HIM too but also it looked too out of place. SAD .#oh my GOD i forgot i could add IDs to these pictures now !!!#just finished adding that#i will see if i can do that for the other images i posted on this blog#anyway#thats her pookie bear.... her discord kitten...#who said that#this is what batcat is . to me . not that deep#just playful. selina gets to cause a little mischief whenever she wants and bruce gets be ouppy when he wants#thats just what the file names are LOL ouppy 1 2 and 3#in another post i may feel inclined to expand on it instead of in these tags#just know that there are very few people he would let restrain him and she is one of them. they just vibe like that.#younger bruce DOES follow her like a little duckling for these kinds of things. older bruce is too miserable to do fwb w anyone anymore#so they just enjoy each others company and reminiscence#mm. alot of tags for a shitpost.
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no one's ever done it like them (derogatory)
#pax hawke#varric tethras#anders#merrill#isabela#da2#dragon age#my art#my ocs#the omissions aren’t personal i just wasn’t motivated enough to squeeze more figures into the composition but it does work out that#everyone who would probably ditch at that point isn’t pictured lol. i considered adding a deeply unenthusiastic looking fenris cause he’d#probablyyyy stay for pax but it just wasn’t working#i so want to do a da2 run with the personality indicators shut off and actually committing to rivalries#but ive played the first hour or so of da2 so many times i literally can’t get past it now lmao#maybe modding would motivate me… 🤔#anyway sorry i only draw stupid memes anymore it will happen again
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“Girls and the gays” is so interesting because even though both parts of that statement describe lesbians, I always get the feeling that the people who say it are not thinking about lesbians at all
#idk what it is#but it’s almost always coming from people who clearly think girl=straight woman and gay=homosexual male#and it’s hyper femininity shit that most lesbians tend to just not relate to because of how tied into male attraction it can be#every time I hear ‘girls and gays uwu’ I’m like ‘so not me then lol’ even though that is literally me#because lesbians are in fact girls who are gay#my ramblings
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my favorite scene in all of literature is when Neil Josten wakes up in Columbia after being drugged, hurls an alarm clock at Aaron, dumps his water on the floor and throws the cup at Aaron, stuff his clothes down the toilet and squeezes out through the window, has the foresight to call Matt from a pay phone to protect his shit, hitch hikes back to campus, eyes back to brown?? shows up on Wymack’s door like 😜 and reveals he could speak German the whole time?? CHARACTER OF ALL TIME, that is a protagonist who knows how MOVE THE MFING PLOT ALONG
#My dad always told me one of the most important things about writing#Is that your protagonist needs to be the one driving the plot lol#like Neil really mfing does that#He gets the plot moving and when it does it HAULS ASS#One of the most beautiful things about tfc#Is that Nora creates the most insane world and as a reader your like??😂 wtf#But then she writes a character who is perfectly suited to deal with that insane world#it’s so endlessly satisfying to read. All the characters speak other languages perfectly for some reason? No worries.#so does Neil. They like fight with knives and love to slam each other into walls? NO WORRIES#so does Neil#Bitch and he’s 5’3???? MY MAN#Novel of all time#protagonist of all time#Solidified its place in the canon of great literature#nora sakavic#all for the game#aftg#the foxhole court#tfc#neil josten
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actually kinda awkward to reach that stage of life where you don't really have a group of friends but rather individual friends that are all over the map and with different schedules so people just assume you're somewhat friendless. and in a way you kinda are but also life just keeps happening so really what is there to do
#put myself out there today#by which i mean i spoke to someone solely bc i saw that he liked phantom thread#like the saying goes. someone who likes phantom thread is but a friend to me#we spoke about stoker too LOL#every few weeks i rediscover that the only way is to basically 'embarass' yourself a bit
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“I look forward to hearing what you have to say in another four months.”
(read left -> right) it's here!! the chapter 5 comic is done (for now, i might want to come back and do proper lines and colors at some point). i just couldn't choose one part of the Big Moment to illustrate so i did.......all of it (ᵕ・ᴗ・)
scene from differential burdens in displacement
#jayvik#fic: differential burdens in displacement#SHE'S DONE HELL YEAH#chapter 5 is probably my favorite#i had sooooo much fun with the teasing leading up to their little argument#jayce having his gomez adams moment and viktor STILL not getting it like rip to that guy#will i do a cleaned up version of this someday? who's to say. certainly not me lol#i DO want to draw the actual kiss from this chapter so yeah ch5 gets to be special and have a third part#or tenth#depending on how you're counting (ᵕ—ᴗ—)#yallstart#arcane#special shoutout to fox bro for keeping me company through this one#we went on a journey......#oh it's almost 4:20 nice
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