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I’m having my first guitar lessons Thursday lowkey scared but I was the one yearning for them in the first place so why am I being fearful MAN UP (I say as music theory completely obliterates me)
#me and tom bro are about to balling#music theory here I come!#i was then shot 57 times#Tom you better teach me well 🙏#I can read up to B of sheet music AM I QUALIFIED#just teach me any glam song and then I can leave
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oc introduction—skeet riley
Ehehrhhehe What a piece of work. First of all, she was sent to the academy because of threatening to throw herself out of a window while screaming and holding a knife during an argument with her mother
she got sent there to get straightened out, but no supervision did her wonders–and disgraces–actually. despite the whole school being horrible she thinks of it as her actual home, the chaos in it somehow comforts her
obnoxious, reckless, cheesy and shameless. She just wants so live her life how she wants to, no sweat
she tries to be friends with all the girls but they won't really cooperate with her cause. beatrice is scared of her because of the hooligans she hangs out with and her reputation, mandy and pinky think she's too loud, annoying and rowdy, angie and christy somewhat tolerate her but nothing more. only girl she can have nice chats with is lola–and christy on a good day–but they're not really close. and shes too scared to look uncool in front of zoe
she's pretty much boy crazy, but theres some jealousy underneath it. she quite envies the ease most guys in bullworth seem to carry themselves with, kind of wishes it could be her
has an infantuation with dumb, aggressive, insecure, awkward, crazy guys
she can sure pull off outfits stolen from toms, wades or trents wardrobes
fucking loves stealing/getting money or her homework done by other people via flirting
she loves her boys–the bullies–althought once she almost got into a fist fight with davis because he wouldn't let her participate in their stunts at first <33
talking about them, she joined their pack because she would hear them talking stupid shit during lunch and not even try to hold back her laugh or pretend to not eavesdrop their convos. when they noticed this, acting like a group of boys with a single collective braincell they were geeked a girl was actually interested in them. trent was the one with enough balls and charm to invite her to hang out by the parking lot, but she made it pretty clear she was only going to act like one of the bros there lol. for the most part. she hates the "shes our girl we gotta protect her" thing
with the jocks it's a whole different story, she likes getting picked up, invited to shitty dates and laughing with/at stupid guys with more muscles than brains
her actual name is skylar, but don't ever call her that or she will punch you in the guts
videogames and computers geek....
was too lazy to draw her fits sheet, ok
her voice claim !! Dont @ me cus of the source..
interactions or anything r welcomed! (i'll get to answering asks one of these days gimme a break)
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I'm not sure what the fuck I just watched but me and the bestie had a great time. Some of those jokes were SCANDALOUS and Dan was a great guest, 10/10 great guy.
Highlights of the show below the cut (contains spoilers) which is mainly for my poor memory
- HE ACTUALLY PLAYED HOT TO GO IM A GENIUS
- shane dawson cat joke right out the gate made me want to DIE
- IM HALF WHITE , OTHER HALF ALSO WHITE
- the invisible girlfriend is so sad tom please keep going to therapy
- WHY DID HE LET HIMSELF GET CARRIED BRO (apparently hurt his balls not sure if that was a bit)
INTERMISSIONNN
- DANNNNN he and Tom's dynamic is so funny I cant
- rip invisible girlfriend you'll get to dance soon
- tom and dan going off a "script" is funny as I'd be really interested to see what other guests problem is
- your big , long , huge problem.
- Dan's problem was Phil. Pop off I guess
- Dan having anger issues was not somthing I needed to see but it was funny as
- The SCREAMING of names of people with dan having to insult them all was ICONIC. Some of my favourites: Tubbo, pervert. Quackity, nothing specific I just dont like him. Jack Manifold, bald. Dream, not that bad of a guy. Technoblade, worse upload schedule than me.
That last one had people howling lmao
- BRIGHTON BITER JOKE - "I'm like Tommy's mentor, almost his brother. But nothing like any other tall brown curly haired people he used to be associated with"
- Desecmating Tom's self worth - " how are you so bad at spotting red flags"
- Dan's sex jokes were actually funny hes destroyed my humor wtf
- banger quote from dan when left alone with the invisible girlfriend "I'm a homosexual I dont know how to talk to women!"
- dan going off about how the invisible girlfriend is bad for tom was great
- Tom " hypnotising" dan with the power of the audiences I phone camera lights was comedy GOLD
- dan struggling to lay down and sit due to his old age, brother ur like 30 chill
- dan trying to fight a child in the front row
And that's all I can remeber right now I'm actually so overwhelmed it was so fun! Hope all those who attended had as great a time as I did. Tommyinnit survival tour 2025!
- the invisible girlfriend finally getting a dance
- everyone got a happy ending :D
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MAKING THE TF2 MERCS' ROOMS IN MINECRAFT!!
This is part 2 of my lil' series!! If you wish to see the previous part, which includes Spy and Heavy's rooms, you can see it
HERE!
And part 3 is HERE !!
Enough dilly dally ! Here are the next mercs!!
3) The Scout
I admit, I didn't know what I wanted for this guy at first. Like Heavy, I didn't have many headcanons about him. Unless it was about him getting bullied by everyone else. But then I remembered Lil' Pootis exists and it showed Scout's room fully, so I took a bit of inspiration as a start. And then I took into account that not only is Scout OBSESSED with Tom Jones (hence the sign, which is supposed to say "Bring Tom Jones Memorabilia"), but Scout also enjoys baseball. Taking the inspiration from Lil' Pootis and his established interests into account, this what I came up with.
I raised Scout's bed since I believe he likes to jump down as a bit of adrenaline in the morning. (I headcanon him as an adrenaline junkie and love going headfirst into battle because it's such a rush to run through bullets and dodging people fighting him.) The paintings along the wall are supposed to be posters of Tom Jones while the ones by his bed are pictures of his family and Ms. Pauling (she's not gonna kiss you bro...). Speaking of the wall, I put targets on it so he can practice throwing his baseball at it. So when he's bored he just throws the ball at the targets and continuously catches it once it bounces back. The armor stand with the head is a dummy that's supposed to be an extra target. The little "fridge" is Scout's fridge that he asked Engie to make for him and that's where Scout stores his BONK! The heads beside the bed is supposed to Tom Jones figurines :) Lastly, the three story dresser not only stores Scout's clothes, but they also store his weapons and his comic books (how Pootis inspired me LOL). OH!! Bonus, the lantern in the corner is there because the lamp (which is supposed to be for when Scout reads his books) didn't provide enough light to properly illuminate his room.
4) The Pyro
Okay I admit I did derive a lot of inspiration from Lil' Pootis when building Pyro's room, but I tried to put my own spin onto her room. I will say Pyro's room was a lot of fun to make though. And I hope Pootis won't kill me for the amount of inspiration I've taken..
So first of all, while I haven't shown the door, there is gasoline leaking out because Pyro can be a bit clumsy and spilled the gasoline onto the floor. The gasoline is supposed to be the vases by the door. I wish I could put a vase onto the side to represent the spillage but :/ The giant black spot on the wall is supposed to be a massive burn. Pyro blasted her flamethrower at the wall, but was stopped so she doesn't burn the building to the ground. That clearly didn't stop her considering she has an active fire in the corner with a bunch of torches on the walls gjsgskskh. Aside from the burns, there's also blood on the walls because like Solly, she likes storing body parts (even if she thinks they're stuffed toys). The paintings on her wall are drawings she made herself, one of them are actually a gift from Scout while another is a gift from Engie. Pyro has a little music place too, but her tastes are more... chaotic... compared to Heavy and Spy. The adjustable bookcase is her nightstand where Pyro leaves her lighter and flare gun!! In the center of the room is her little tea party!! Where Pyro has her cake (baked by Heavy at her request) while having the body parts she stole of her victims !! The spider webs in the corner isn't there because of any neglect, it's actually Pyro's pet. She found a spider that one of the mercs were about to kill and she immediately saved it and kept it in her room. Now it hangs out in her room!!
5) The Medic
Medic's room was honestly really easy to work on. I had a clear vision of what I wanted, which made this room a BREEZE. Also yes, Medic does NOT want anyone needing medical attention near the quarters, he wants PEACE go AWAY. So the bars and stone slabs are birdcages. When Engie moved to Medic's room, he requested the birds to be caged at least at night. Medic reluctantly agreed because whatever the husband wants... Since Medic and Engie share this room, they have their own night stands AND lamps, but it's mainly for late night reading or illuminating the room when one of the birdies need something. Beside the bed, there's a little desk with a picture that's supposed to show Engie's family. The tulip on the table is a flower Engie gave to Medic on their first date :) While they share a lot, they don't share a dresser, Medic's idea. Between the dressers is their wedding photo <3 The barrels are where bird food and other things for the birds are stored. The signs are both a label and a reminder of feeding the birds. They both share the responsibility of feeding these nerds. Lastly, the two armor stands by the door are supposed to be their coat racks, they're neglected since they tend to just throw their clothes onto the floor to change into pjs because they're SO tired. They pick up after themselves in the morning tho dw..
And this concludes part 2!! :)
#team fortress 2#tf2#team fortress fanart#tf2 scout#tf2 pyro#tf2 medic#engiemedic#including the last tag because I have a LOT of engiemedic headcanons here#sorry guys..#btw I did take some inspiration from Creedei's art for Medic's room :3
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Ideas for Black!Reader Fic
I am going to try my hand again at writing. And I wanted to share some people and fandoms that I love. If you don’t know these shows/actors/franchises/movies/streamers/games
I’m putting you on! For the following:
Princess Bride
Alice In Borderland
Johnny Depp- All his characters
Napoleon Dynamite
Cameron Monaghan- I know that there are fics out there but it’s only always his Jerome/Jeremiah roles never just him or Cal Kestis
Anthony Carrigan- I loved Anothy as Victor Zsasz
Paul Dano- There are Riddler fics but not as many for his other roles
Damsel
The Entire Cast of Hawaii Five-0 (2010) - Don’t even get me started on how good this show is! And the cast looks amazing!
Chicago Med/Fire/PD- These shows have so much potential for fanfic storylines!
The Game (2006)- Has great potential for slow burns and fluffs.
Star Wars franchise (1977-present) - I know I said Cal Kestis but there are also other characters like Anakin, Luke, Obi Wan,Boba Fett (etc.)
NCIS franchise- I honestly love this franchise and it’s characters!
Hamilton
Any/All Sports Men- Jude Bellingham,Lewis Hamilton,LaMelo Ball,Allen Iverson(etc.)
Berleezy - He’s handsome and he’s funny!
Coryxkenshin- I literally love him and his videos!
Albert Aretz (Flamingo)- Look … he may be the epitome of mediocre white man but I like what I like!
AMP- Duke Dennis, Kai Cenat, Agent 00, ChrisNxtDoor,Davis, and Fanum ( all I gotta say is love a black man from infinity to infinity🗣️)
Beta Squad- A British YouTube/ streamer group!
SOMEBROS- Berleezy, Rico, ,PG, Joe (etc.)
WWE- come on now, do I even need to explain!!!
Four Brothers- All the cast but Garrett Hedland in particular!
Peacemaker - Don’t get me wrong I love Adrian Chase but I want to see just as much Peacemaker x black!reader fics because 2 words… JOHN CENA
MAWS- New animated Superman show! Love!
Smallville - The entire cast is hot! Tbh I fell hard for Tom Welling when I was younger when he was in Cheaper By The Dozen. Plus they literally whitewashed Vixen. COME ON! Vixen is a black female hero btw. She was also with Jon (Green Lantern) at one point.
Justice League/Justice League Unlimited (2001 and 2004)- I mean I literally can’t find any Jon Stewart x black!reader fics and he was with a BLACK WOMAN!
Warner Bros Franchise (minus the looney tunes & space jam)- There are lots of popular franchises that this company has from Fast & Furious to The Matrix!
Peaky Blinders- Saw a Tommy shelby x arms dealer black!female reader fic on my previous account but even then I couldn’t find it again on that account. So it’s gone with the wind. And the cast (i.e the actors and other characters they’ve portrayed). Example: Cillian Murphy as Johnathan Crane.
The Bear
FBI (All)
The good doctor
Tiktokers: Vinnie hacker
Blue Bloods
Will Poulter- I haven’t really seen any Adam Warlock fics
Slashers
Stranger Things
Cruel Intentions
Burnt
Dave Lizewski
Eddie Redmayne
Macgyver (2016)
Fresh Prince of Belair
Guardians of the galaxy- Explanation? Do I really need one?
On My Block
Descendants (characters will be the actors age in real life.duh)- Love Boo-boo Stewart & Mitchell Hope!
Matt Rife
Joey Bragg (Liv &Maddie) - What can I say I love dorks!
The Boys- Haven’t seen that many fics about the characters and a black reader
Once Upon A Time- I love dark fairytales sometimes because they remind me that not every story has a happy ending and you have to learn from them. But this series is good for any theme really.
Walker Texas Ranger (1993)
Top Gun
Nicolas Galitzine
Magcon: Whether you saw their vines on YouTube or vine, you know who they are
Dolan Twins
Mission Impossible
Euphoria- Entire show has great storylines with the potential of drama in fics
Shameless- Especially Carl Gallagher and Lip Gallagher
Creed- Michael B Jordan need I say more
Keanu Reeves- There are very few fics about Keanu but I’ve seen a few of his John Wick x black!reader fics (chef’s kiss) but never see any of The Matrix Fics!Also Ted (Bill & Ted)
River Phoenix
Batman Beyond
Rider Strong
Danny Gonzalez
Timothée Chalamet
Past-Present Singers & Rappers/ Groups -Bow Wow, Tupac, Lil Baby, Nelly, Omarion, Prince, Michael Jackson, Jon B,Usher, Central Cee, Måneskin, New Edition, BTS, James, PRETTYMUCH Bay, Daniel Caesar, October London, Steve Lacey, Artemas, YUNGBLUD, Andy Biersack,Eduardo Vega(etc.)
Anime(Any kind!)- Would love to see other shows, I know hunterxhunter,aot,one piece (etc.)
Bridgerton- There is very little Bridgerton stories catered around a black reader.
Marvel- Now that’s not to say that there aren’t any in fact there are many but I never see (Tobey Maguire Spider-Man stories and it seems like everyone tends to focus on the famous Marvel characters like The Avengers but not on other aspects like X-men or better yet, heroes that haven’t even gotten their own movie but are just as amazing like Squadron Supreme , it’s equivalent to DCU’s Justice League.
Secret Invasion- Not gonna lie , I’m feening for Gravik.😳
DCEU- Another franchise that pushes its other characters to the side. For example, Hush (Thomas Elliot) is literally the epitome of Bruce Wayne gone bad!
Ross Lynch- There are so many roles that Ross did so well in Like Teen Beach Movie or Sabrina.
Highschool Musical Franchise (2006- present ) I’m not just talking about HSMTS (2019), I mean even further back than that. I don’t see any Troy Bolton x black!reader and that’s crazy. I also can’t find any Zac Efron x black!reader
Interview with a Vampire (1994) and (2022)
Austin Butler- He did well in his role as Elvis!
Vikings - There are a good amount but still!
Transformers
Suits
Saved By The Bell
The Goldbergs
Parks & Recreation
Leverage
The Outsiders
Heart of Stone
New York Undercover (1994)
Addams Family
Victorious
Matpat
ICarly
The Real Bros of Simi Valley (2017)
Think Like A Man (2012)
One on One (2001)
Scorpion (2014)
The King of Queens (1998)
G.I. Joe Franchise
Terminator
Beware the Batman (2013)
Any and all Asian Idols/Actors
Seal Team
Mortal Combat
Bill and Ted
Barbie
Detroit: Become Human
Will Trent
Bones
Tokyo Vice
Growing Pains
Graceful Family (Kdrama)[Any Asian Drama shows or movies would be great as well]
The Regime
Batman: The animated series
The Sympathizer
The Invitation
Jawbreaker
Hunger Games
Saved By the Bell
Eve (2003)
Yellowstone
Superstore
Rodrick Heffley
Tracker
Girlfriends
Grown-ish
CSI
Kingsman
Jury Duty
Scoot Pilgrim vs the world
21 Jump Street (The Show and Movies)
Sky High
The Outsiders
Left
Midsomer Murders
Wayne (perhaps college AU characters will be the actors age in real life)
Carrington Bornstein
Yakuza
He’s Harmless I swear ( Webtoon comic)
Kaleidoscope ( formerly Webtoon turned Tapas comic)
Legends of Tomorrow
You
Scrutinized
Dexter
Arcane
The Pitt
Hudson and Rex
If anyone needs ideas for these franchises/movies/shows/actors/webtoons , then holla at me! I got you!
Also add more to the list if anything that you would like to see comes to mind.
Also tag black writers who you want to see this!
@sheabuttahwrites @shinsouscatpisssmell @cocoamoonmalfoy @heathenarmyimagines @cinewhore @cocoamoonmalfoy @stxxllaaa @glitterjuju @lilvampirina @breanime @blackmissfrizzle @afro-hispwriter @stargirlfics @lavenderursa @clydesducktape @pettyprocrastination @theblvckvenus @plantvenuss @punani @n-slayaaaaa @infernalodie @halfofmysoulsblog @iridecsense @tomhardydallasstarsgirl @supremethunda @thekrazykeke @canumoveurseatup-no @hiatuswhore @avintagekiss24 @ohcaptains @iguessweallcrazyithinktho @xsapphirescrollsx @bakarilennox @batfamily14 @ramp-it-up @blackreaders-assemble @royallyprincesslilly @funnyexel @blackterrae @slashisms @shelbydelrey @toocriticalharlow @v-era-18 @vampsired @queenimmadolla @sinnerlillith @greengoblinswifey @apocalypse-shuffle
#black fanfic#black fanfic writer#bipoc writers#black writers#jack sparrow x black!reader#harry styles x black!reader#timothee chalamet x black!reader#mha x black female reader#r&b/hip hop#hawaii 5 0#NCIS#cal kestis x black!reader#anime#marvel#dceu#warner bros#heroes and villains#star wars x black!reader#the bear#black fandom#peaky blinders#mortal kombat x black! female reader#black!fem!reader#Chicago PD/Med/Fire#multifandom black imagines#blackterrae#begone hiatus/writer’s block#slashers x black!fem!reader#Sam Witwicky x black!fem!reader#black writers of tumblr
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Eternally Mine, Chapter 53

Loki let out a relaxed groan as he sank into the hot tub. Though his relaxed groan suddenly turned into a high-pitched scream, like something right out of a Tom and Jerry cartoon, he leapt off the ledge he’d been sitting on and darted across the tub next to Claire.
‘Ok… that ledge is not a seat. My balls just got blasted!’ He whined and reached down to check they were still intact from the high-pressure bubble blast.
Claire fell into a fit of laughter, so much so her stomach started to hurt. Loki just pouted at the way she was laughing at his misfortune.
When Claire managed to get herself under control, she scooted closer to him and put her hand on his thigh, slowly rubbing up a bit higher and slipping under his trunks.
‘Do you need me to rub them better?’ Claire asked teasingly.
‘Well, it might make them feel a little better...’ Loki grinned.
-
A little while later, Chris and Loki met at the car to go get food and drinks.
‘You’re looking rather smug. Already get it on in the pod?’ Chris chuckled.
‘Like you haven’t already too. I can tell by your face.’ Loki shot back with a smirk.
‘Are you worried about falling out of the bed and getting stuck between it and the wall, or is it just me? The room is tiny.’ Chris chuckled as they got in the car.
Loki threw his head back with laughter. ‘I haven’t been in the bed yet to see. But it is rather small and cosy looking.’ He said as Chris started the car up and began reversing out of the parking spot.
Louise was just heading over to Claire’s pod and waved at them as she walked over.
‘Ohh, got it on elsewhere huh? Don’t tell me you’ve already been chasing her through the woods?’ Chris asked.
‘Nah, the hot tub. The bubbles are an extra delight.’ Loki laughed.
Chris slammed the breaks on and stuck his head out the window to call on Louise. ‘LOU! We are going to host tonight, Loki and Claire have soiled their hot tub! Do not go in there!’
Louise nearly doubled over laughing, especially as Claire appeared on the decking.
‘Fine, fine. I’ll come to you.’ Claire said exasperatedly.
Louise gave Chris a thumbs up, then turned on her heels and headed back to their pod. Claire soon followed.
‘Disgusting, bro. Soiling the tub.’ Chris shook his head as he looked at Loki, who just laughed.
Claire rushed over to Louise’s pod, Louise was already in the hot tub. ‘Can’t believe you did it in the tub.’ She laughed at her.
‘It was fun. You should try it.’ Claire grinned as she jumped in.
‘And soil this tub too? Then we’d have nowhere for the four of us.’ Louise said as she nudged Claire.
‘True, true. Hopefully they bring back plenty of drink and food.’ Claire said as she sank further down in the water.
‘I’m sure they will. I still can’t believe that we have a bloody vampire in the family. I was so worried about Chris and Loki getting chucked out.’ Louise laughed.
‘I know, me too. Though would’ve been easy to sneak them back in as bats.’ Claire giggled.
When the guys returned, Chris lit the barbecue and they began cooking food while the drinks started flowing. Initially Chris had been worried about both him and Loki drinking, but they decided since they were in the middle of nowhere, no one knew where they were, that they’d be ok. They were out of the city where all the danger was.
Loki and Chris were overseeing the barbecue with a drink in hand while Claire and Louise were still in the hot tub, with some cocktails. When they started giggling, Loki and Chris turned around to look over at them.
‘What are you two up to?’ Chris asked with a little smirk.
‘Nothing!’ Louise laughed.
Chris raised an eyebrow at her. ‘Oh really?’
Louise let out a laugh. ‘We were just saying what typical blokes you both are. Manning over the barbecue with beers in hand.’
Loki and Chris both looked down at said beer in their hands then at the barbecue and just shrugged in response.
‘You take over for a bit?’ Chris asked Loki as he held the tongs out to him.
‘Bet he clangs them together a few times.’ Claire whispered to Louise.
‘Sure.’ Loki nodded and took the tongs from Chris. Right as Claire said, he clanged them together a few times before turning the burgers.
Claire and Louise fell into a fit of laughter yet again. Chris just looked at them with confusion as he nipped inside to the bathroom.
Loki looked over his shoulder at them. ‘Behave!’
Louise laughed as she clambered out of the hot tub and went inside to top up her cocktail. When she was mixing it up, Chris snuck up behind her and made her jump when he attacked her neck with kisses and slipped his arms around her.
‘Gyaaaah! Sneaky vampire.’ She laughed as she melted back against him.
‘Why do I get the feeling that you and Claire are going to be trouble tonight?’ Chris hummed against her neck and chuckled.
‘Us? Trouble? Never!’ Louise grinned.
When the food was ready, the four of them all sat down at the picnic table to eat. From all the cocktails that the girls had already drank, they were glad to get some food to help level out the alcohol a bit.
Then they were straight back into the hot tub.
‘You’re going to turn into prunes, you’ve been in there hours already.’ Loki chuckled.
‘Come on, bro. Time to relax and join them now the foods done.’ Chris nudged Loki.
‘Yeah! Come on!’ Claire started splashing towards the vampires, though they weren’t close enough to get wet.
Chris pulled his shirt off over his head, then got rid of his trousers. Louise playfully wolf whistled at him, making him smirk and wink at her. He had his trunks on underneath so quickly hopped into the tub next to Louise.
Louise slipped right over to him and got comfortable on his lap. She couldn’t resist running her hands over his chest.
Loki was quick to do the same, he had put his trunks on underneath earlier too. When he slipped into the hot tub, Claire clung to his side.
‘Your balls recovered from the trauma earlier?’ She teased and ran her hand up his thigh, dangerously high.
‘Behave, pet.’ Loki growled and grabbed her hand as he kissed her.
‘Hey, no getting busy in our tub.’ Chris jumped in with.
‘We will be on our best behaviour.’ Loki said as he put his hands up.
‘Yeah, suuuuure.’ Louise giggled.
‘What trauma, by the way?’ Chris asked as he stole some of Louise’s cocktail, as he couldn’t be bothered going to get another beer. She didn’t mind sharing.
Loki’s face went a little red as he said nothing.
‘His balls got blasted by the jets earlier as he sat on the wrong bit.’ Claire blurted out.
Chris and Louise laughed, while Loki glared at Claire for spilling.
‘Had to tell them. It’s too funny to keep quiet.’ She said sheepishly.
‘You’re so in trouble later.’ Loki growled at her and squeezed her knee under the water.
‘Sounds fun.’ She grinned at him.
-
When Loki and Claire headed back to their pod after midnight, Claire ended up running away from Loki and she ran along the edge of the pond. Loki laughed and chased after her, he caught up with her quickly of course and scooped her up, spinning her around.
She let out a squeal and began laughing, when he put her down to her feet, she took his hand and tugged him along. They went for a walk around the pond, just in the light of the moon. It reflected off the water beautifully, it was a lovely night.
‘You and Louise were so bratty tonight.’ Loki growled and squeezed her hand.
Claire giggled and swung their hands about a bit. ‘It’s fun teasing you guys.’ She grinned at him.
‘Hmm. More like when you’re together you’re just double trouble.’ Loki grinned back at her and gripped her chin as he leaned down to kiss her.
‘Just like to keep you on your toes.’ Claire said, then she quickly ran away from him again before he could kiss her.
Loki’s jaw clenched as a wicked grin spread across his face, he turned his head to watch her as she ran towards the treeline that was at the far side of the pond.
‘One… two… three… four…five…’ Loki counted and tried to contain himself, to let her get a little head start. Because they both knew he would catch her within seconds.
Claire ran as fast as she could into the small treeline and she attempted hiding behind a large oak tree.
‘You can run, but you can’t hide.’ Loki called out to her, making shivers run down her spine.
That spooked her enough, so she bolted away from the large tree and ran further through the small woods. She heard Loki’s heavy footsteps running after her, then before she had a chance to process what to do next, he pounced on her, making her scream.
She caught a flash of his red eyes out of the corner of her eye, but couldn’t focus more when she felt his fangs trail along her shoulder. She was just in her bikini from the hot tub, as it was a mild night she hadn’t bothered with putting anything else on just to go back to their pod, so he had easy access to all of her.
‘The predator has caught his prey.’ Loki growled as he slipped his hands down her body, his fangs slowly pierced into her neck at the same time as his dominant hand slipped down her bikini bottoms.
Claire’s legs gave out at the multiple sensations. Her mind began to go fuzzy from the blood loss as Loki drank from her. He found her already wet, so he began slowly circling her clit at the same time.
‘Mmmm.’ Loki moaned, the vibrations in his fangs into her vein was a strange feeling for her. Though soon she couldn’t focus on anything at all when he slipped two fingers into her.
‘Fuuuuuuuuck.’ She cried out as her eyes started to close.
Loki managed to stop drinking from her, he didn’t want her to completely pass out. Plus, he just came in his trunks from drinking her blood, he didn’t want to mess up a second time.
He licked at the bite marks on her neck, making sure no blood was wasted. Part of him wanted to take her back to the pod, but he was already growing hard again and he didn’t think he could wait that long.
Turning her around, but keeping his arm around her to steady her, he stroked her cheek softly as he kissed her on the lips.
She whined against him when his tongue started teasing her own, she barely registered him lifting her up and moving her over to the nearest tree, until she felt the bark against her back as she was pressed against it.
‘Are you still with me, little prey?’ Loki whispered as his hand found its way back down her bikini, he began teasing her with his fingers again.
‘Mmmph.’ Was all she could respond with as his fingers worked their magic.
Loki chuckled and began kissing and sucking down her neck, he was so tempted to bite her again but he knew she would pass out if he did take anymore blood. Which he didn’t want, so he managed to resist.
When he felt her body squeezing around his fingers, his resolve snapped. He roughly shoved her bikini bottoms out of the way, just giving him enough access. He tugged his trunks down his thighs and grabbed his cock, lining up with her as he lifted her up so she could wrap her legs around his waist. He used the tree to pin her against for leverage.
He was already sticky, and she was a mess too anyway, so his cock slid into her with some ease, making them both moan out loud. Loki pressed his forehead against hers as he gasped at the feeling of her clenching around him.
As Loki started thrusting into Claire, the bark rubbed harshly against her back, though she couldn’t find it in herself to complain or really care, because Loki’s cock felt so good with the way he was fucking her. The feral look on his face, fangs still emerged as he hissed and growled with every thrust was driving her insane.
She tightened her legs around him, digging her heels into his lower back as she tried to pull him even deeper.
‘Fuck, fuck, fuck!’ Loki chanted as he felt Claire coming around his cock, soaking him and squeezing everything out of him, making him come too.
Both of them were trembling and sweaty as they calmed down, taking deep breaths.
Claire could feel her bite marks in her neck throbbing slightly in pain, she always loved that feeling. A reminder that she belonged to a vampire.
‘Are you alright… love?’ Loki asked, a bit breathless.
Claire nodded and wrapped her arms tightly around his neck. ‘Can you carry me back to the pod though? My legs are jelly.’ She giggled as she trailed her fingers through his hair.
Loki chuckled. ‘I’m sure I can manage that.’
#tom hiddleston#loki#loki x ofc#loki fic#vampire loki#the redbridge hunts#eternally mine#chris motionless#vampire chris motionless#chris motionless x ofc
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HEY HEY HEY LOVERRRR5🥰🥰🥰
dawg these r one of the worst ideas ive ever had but wtvvvv
IMMA ORDER UHHHH MILKSGAKE AND FRIES ALONG WITH 20 PIECE CHICKEN NUGGETS(full band separate headcannons😋) who got a bf and he's not a model singer or anything bro and it gets out in the public but thing is the band doesn't necessarily care cuz half of the fandom was wayyy nicer back then(check the comments of bill being accused of liking men they were so supportive) but reader is freakin out cuz of the backlash the band is getting again which is barely any people
ok so reader is prolly pacing around in his room and what he's fr doing is practicing the break up out loud and spoiler alert a member walks in and only hears the part '(insert band member) we need to break up' and they're jus mad confused and hurt and reader is making up lies on why he wants to break up when the only reason is because he doesn't want them to fail as a band bro loves them too much
OH u can choose if the ending is good or bad(pls dont make me cry too much)
BAND X READER : BREAKING UP
hiii 😻 im so tired oml
BILL:

・He needed to ask you a favour.
・Most likely having to due with washing the hairspray out of his hair for him, since he was too lazy to do it himself
・He heard muffled voices comin from your room. He didn't want to eavesdrop but from what he could make out you sounded..worried or scared.
・Walks in your room, opening the door slowly so it doesn't creak.
・He watched you pace back and forth, your head in your hands. He stayed silent for a second, listening to you more carefully. Only to hear..
".. I'm sorry but..we need to break up, Bill."
・Oh. Oh.
・Stays silent for a minute before he shuffles on his foot, the sound of his shoe hitting th floor making you turn around with a small gasp.
"Bill! I thought you were out with-"
"M/N..what the hell were you saying?"
・Through sniffs and shaky breaths you'd explain how you just didn't want his career to be fucked, how you just wanted him to be safe
・He's arguing through tears, pointing out how truthfully nobody cares ever since it has gotten out you two were dating.
・He'd cry and sob and he would keep telling you that he loved you too much to let you go, how even if it messed up his career he'd always pick you.
・But..he was so disappointed you went to break up with him instead of talking it out.
"If you really want to break up them I guess.."
"Bill please I-"
"No. Stop."
・Walking out of the room holding back sobs and cries, running to the bathroom when he feels like he's gonna throw up.
TOM:

・He was actually going to tell you something too!
・What? Did you forget it was your guy's one year anniversary?
yess im doing tha idc if its dumb
・Wanted to ask you about your favorite restaurants so he could pinpoint a location.
・Only thing best for M/N, right?
・Anyways, walking towards your room he can't help but keep the grin off his face. He's already prepared a gift for you downstairs.
・He's hearing muffled noises from your room, so he thinks at first your just calling a friend. Cool, thats fine-
"Tom this just...isn’t working anymore."
・He stops mid step, grin fading off his face as his heart stops.
・He doesn't know how to feel.
・He feels sad and nauseous and angry all over, his body trembling a he gets overwhelmed with emotions
・Tales a second before barging in, watching you stop pacing an look at him with big eyes.
".. What?"
・He can hardly choke out, feeling a if his legs will give out on him. He feels like he's gonna fall and crash on the floor, curling up in a ball as he sobs
・He can't make out anything you're saying, only half listening to your continuous 'sorries' and pleas for him to just hear you out and listen.
"But Tom, all of the backlash and.. -"
"WHAT fucking backlash?!"
・He's mad mad. Can hardly look at you as tears well in his eyes. He can hardly make out your own face, you're all blurry in his vision.
・Storms out of your room, slamming the door and ignoring you when you scream and beg for him to come back
・He doesn't, and probably never will.

GEORG:
・He was bored, so tired of just sitting around the house all day!
・Wanted to bring you down to the lake, maybe have a picnic and listen to music...yeah that seemed nice. He knew you loved this lake, you'd always talk about it everytime you drove past it.
・Walking to your room, nearly skipping as he was going to tell you to put your boots on and get changed. It's been quite a long time since you have been out of the house yourself.
・You, on the other hand, weren't looking forward to hanging out with him right now. You weren't sure why you were so caught up about the fact dating him got out, nobody really cared.
・He was too giddy to knock, instead he strolled right on in with a big smile on his face. You were turned away, walking back and forth in your room as you muttered to yourself, although he could only make out a few words.
"..I can't do this with you anymore, Georg.."
・His heart drops at the same time his smile did, he feels like he's frozen in place. He can't move his legs, hands, nothing.
・Watching as you would look up at him as you stopped your steps, eyes tinted a shade of pink as your jaw was slightly dropped, neither of you being able to form words.
・Only takes a few seconds for your rambling to start, telling him your sorry and trying to make up an excuse.
"I..i was just practicing this thing for school about breaking up and-"
"That's such goddamn bullshit!"
・Can't look at you, hands giving to cover his face as his breathing is ragged. He'd stay quiet as you spoke, not absorbing anything.
・Doesn't bother to argue or intervene, just listening to your dumb excuses and desperate apologies that didn't mean anything to him anymore.
・Although if you mentioned something about your relationship being outed, he'd be furious. Doesn't quite show, he doesn't yell, but he's fuming.
・Truly doesn't get why you don't understand how much he loves you. So what if a few people dislike this? You were his boyfriend and you mattered to him so much..
・Well- you were his ex boyfriend now.
"If you wanted to break up you could've just said so! How long have you been feeling like this?"
・He's hurt and distraught and sad all at the same time, he's unable to process all of this.
・He doesn't actually say "We're breaking up" but it's so damn implied it felt like he was screaming it at you in the back of your head.
・Can't bother to look at that dammed lake anymore, taking another route if his original went past it.

GUSTAV:
・He wanted to watch your favorite movie with you today!
・He knew you have been stressed recently, although he didn't quite know why. He just wanted to be there for you and help you get through this.
・You didn't want him to help you at all though, huh?
・You've wanted to break it to him for the past couple weeks that you needed to seeperate from each other, but it was hard considering that's not what you truly wanted.
・Although you gained so much positive feedback when your relationship got outed, those snarky,rude comments were getting to you.
・Anyways...Gustav had already gotten the popcorn ready, along with some of your favorite candy. Skittles, chocolate, starbursts..
・He had set up everything perfectly in the living room, making sure it was all neat and gorgeous. He couldn't wait to see your eyes sparkle with joy!
・Walking to your room, whistling quietly under his breath. Slowly opening your door. You were faced away from him, which gave him the perfect opportunity to scream "SURPRISE" if he wanted to!
・Yet he wanted to wait, he could hear your voice tremble as yo whispered to yourself. He could make out hardly anything, but a few words stood out to him
"Gustav..we should break up."
・He felt like he'd been hit with a brick. His heart beat sped up and he wanted to vomit.
・You turned, feeling like something was watching you. You were right. There stood Gustav, frozen in place as he started at you with glossy eyes
・Tears pooled in his eyes. He felt as if all the moisture in his mouth suddenly disappeared and he found it hard to swallow. It was like there was a rock lodged in his throat.
"Gustav, I didnt-"
"..you didn't?"
・His voice was barley above a whisper and he had to hold back sobs. He couldn't stand properly, leaning against the bedroom door for security.
・He didn't know what he did wrong! Why didn't you love him..why did you want to leave him..did he do something?
・Listening to you make up lies, he wanted to believe them. He wanted to think he heard you wrong and that you meant something totally different.
・But no matter how hardvhe tried to ignore it, there was a voice in the back of his head telling him that the things you were spewing were bullshit.
・His body trembled as he hit back another sob as you went in to tell him that you just wanted his career to be safe and easy, for there to be no backlash or hate.
"Please, M/N. Just..stop."
・Doesn't say anything as he staggers out the room, tears streaming down his cheeks. He ignores your pleas of forgiveness and sobs to listen to you. He had already listened to you and you had lied again and again.
・Can't sleep for days, thinks that you lied about wanting his career to be okay and really he had done something wrong.
#hhhhhhhhhhh why did i put so muchhhhh#tokio hotel x reader#tokio hotel x male reader#tokio hotel x you#tokio hotel#bill kaulitz#bill kaulitz x male reader#bill kaulitz x you#bill kaulitz x reader#tom kaulitz#tom kaulitz x male reader#tom kaulitz x reader#tom kaulitz x you#tom kaulitz x y/n#georg listing x male reader#georg listing x reader#georg listing#gustav schäfer#gustav schäfer x male reader#gustav schäfer x reader#gustav schafer x reader
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SONIC 3 THOUGHTS GRGRYAYAAHHH (SPOILERS)
THIS SHIT. WAS . CRAZY !!!!!! I WAS LOSING MY MIND THE ENTIRE TIME IT WAS SO HARD TO CONTAIN MY EXCITEMENT i couldn't stop smiling through the entire thing. i'm so srs please watch it it's the best movie ever oh my fucking god. OKAY ONTO MY ACTUAL FEELINGS NOW
when the movie opened with shadow's memories of maria right off the bat i knew i'd love it. more on this specific maria iteration later but jesus christ aren't they just the most siblings of all time ?????? shadow was basically having a huge depressive episode for all these 50 years and now he's hungry for VENGEANCE. YOU WILL HAVE JUSTICE MARIA. also he's just so well animated literally just fucking kill me and blow my brains out THEY GAVE HIM A GUN AND A MOTORCYCLE FOR A MOMENT THERE TOO HE EVEN DID THE AKIRA SLIDE !!!!! SHADOWOWWWWW <3333
i am really happy with all the popculture references too. hate-watching, detective pikachu, comic con, cosplay ... HOT TOPIC. some people may have found it too cheesy but i for one could not be more delighted. this is so silly of COURSE knuckles would know about pokemon. i also adored how they implemented the chao into the world by making them themed cafe mascots in tokyo. these three doofuses and commander walters having a universal level of importance conversation at a kids restaurant ??? SEEMS ABOUT RIGHT. actually i think this sequence from their first encounter with shadow up until stobotnik meetup is one of my favs in the whole movie ngl. they're just a trio of goofsters aren't they
WHILE WE'RE ON THE TOPIC OF THE OTHER 2 BROS !!! ABSOLUTELY AMAZING. WASN'T KNUCKLES JUST THE SWEETEST ??? i could fill a book with every cute and/or endearing thing he's done/said in this movie and same with tails. "the fox was just trying to comfort you." ; "you ready to play some base of ball??" LITTLE BROTHER AND OLDEST BROTHER !! SEDATE ME NOOOOW. ALSO MADDIE !!!!!! I KNOW WE ALL LOVE TOM BUT I WANT MORE MADDIE SO BADLY. MAKE THE BROS INTERACT WITH HER MORE I BEGGGGGG !!!!!!!!!! MATRIARCH WACHOWSKI I WISH YOU HAD MORE SCREENTIME SO BADLY. I UNDERSTAND YOU CAN'T FIT ALLAT IN JUST ONE MOVIE THOUGH !! WE HAVE FANFICS FOR THAT. that moment when the team™ arrived home to go over the g.u.n infiltration plan and knuckles IMMEDIATELY put on some kind of thingamajig one of his parents knit. he ate their homemade bread too <\333 fuckkkkkk please make him talk to maddie more
THE STOBOTNIK NATION IS THRIVING WITH THIS ONE THOUGH (not really) !!!! they were so Queer. why did stone have to do all that when shaving robotnik's head. why did robotnik have to rip stone's fucking shirt off to later make a new costume out of it. WHAT WAS THAT COMMENT ABOUT TIED UP STONE ? don't even get me started on the message too AND ON ROBOTNIK'S RELATIONSHIP WITH GERALD AND THE WHOLE THING WITH THE ARK SIBLINGS JESUS. i'm actually so sad he's dead now =<:,[[[[[[ pleaseeee he was hilarious ........ and cute ............... stone has no one to have a homoerotic workplace relationship with now ............................. legitimately though the way he Finally acknowledged how much stone cared for him this whole time. called him a good friend <333 "goodbye, doctor." FUCKKKKKK. WHAT IS MR AGENT STONE GONNA DO NOW HOW DO YOU EVEN RECOVER FROM THAT. YOUR UNSPOKEN LOVER JUST LIVESTREAMED HIS DEATH ON SOME FUCK ASS SPACESHIP AND (indirectly) TOLD YOU HE LOVES YOU TOO ???
okay since we're talking about robotnik we're talking about gerald and if we're talking about gerald we're TALKING ABOUT MARIA. SHE WAS SO SILLY !!!!!! SHE'S GOOD NATURED SHE BELIEVES IN KINDNESS AND HER HOME AND EVERYTHING BEING OKAY IN THE END AND HER BROTHER SHE'S MISCHIEVOUS AND RESOURCEFUL AND SNEAKY (damn when i say it like that maria sure does sound a lot like soni— *gets shot*). i really really love how we got some more of her as her own character and not a catalyst for shadow's arc. she's perfect MWAH !!!!! <33333 however i'm not too sure about her being a regular girl and not a chronically ill disabled living in a damn space colony never been to earth girl. i know you can never make a Totally Faithful adaptation of something but i think shadow and maria growing up in the same place, with shadow's entire purpose of creation being maria's supposed cure makes their relationship so much more viscerally moving and affecting and emotional and profound and andAND AND. SHIT.. CURLS UP ON TJE FLOOR AND DIES ??? THEY WANTED TO VISIT EARTH TOGETHER ONE DAY ....... absolutely not complaining about the content we did get with the 2 of them. silly dancing to a song having sleepovers rollerskating stargazing deep conversations. oh my fucking god. don't even get me started on the phrase. th PHRASE. i watched this movie again when i came home and it brought me to tears A SECOND TIME. every time i think how i've calmed down i think back to it and want to cry again and again. a light still shines, even when the star has died.
A LIGHT STILL SHINES, EVEN WHEN THE STAR HAS DIED. MARIA'S LIGHT STILL SHINES !!!!!!! IT FUCKING SHINES WITH SHADOW !!!!!!!!!! WITHOUT LIGHT THERE'S ONLY DARKNESS BUT A SHADOW WILL SHOW YOU WHERE TO FIND THE LIGHT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHADOW WILL KEEP LIVING BC THIS IS WHAT MARIA WOULD'VE WANTED !!!!!!!
okay wipes tears away this is already too long for anyone's liking and i'm so sleepy so i'll make a part 2 tomorrow bc that's not even THE TIP OF TJE FUCKING ICEBERG OF WHAT I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT SONIC 3. GOOD FUCKING NIGHT EVERYPONY
#🍋 blah blah#what an abomination#subjecting you all to my raw ass emotions#probably doesn't make any sense but fuck it we ball#sonic movie 3#sonic movie spoilers#sonic the hedgehog
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DCASE12!!! (I almost forgot to watch the episode today guys, how could I 😭)
-GABBY AND GRETT FRIENDSHIP COMING BACK YIPPEE
-EW YUL SHUT UP LET HER WEAR WHAT SHE WANTS
-“Tommy my boy 🤟” 💀💀💀💀
-Tom you wanna kiss Jake right???
-Grett please listen to Gabby
-GRETT BREAK UP WITH YUL RIGHT NOW PLEASSSE YOU DESERVE BETTER GIRL
-YOU WONT END UP ALONE GO KISS RIYA
-“Gabby shut the fuck up nobody was talking to you 🙄✋” IM SORRY THE WAY HE SAID THAT SO FAST MADE ME LAUGH 💀💀💀💀💀
-Yul you fatass get the salad yourself
-I think Gabby’s hallucination Gabby should shut up
-YEAH GABBY TALK SHIT ABOUT YUL LIKE THAT
-ALEC WITH THE HAND YOU KNOW YOURE GAY
-“working hard or hardly working” 🤓☝️
-bruh Connor says the most cringiest things 💀
-BRO WHEN AIDEN SAID UM IT SOUNDED LIKE HE WAS GONNA SING MR LOVERMAN ANYONE ELSE THINK THAT???
-YUL STAMPING HIS FOOT LOLL THE LITTLE BABY
-RIGHT IN THE BALLS LOL
-OMG ITS SO FUNNY WATCHING EVERYONE FIGHT LIKE CHILDREN LMFAOOO
-BRUH AIDENS SCARED NOISES LOLLL
-“what? 😐🍎”
-Jake and Aiden actually working together what a miracle
-BRUH JAKE DIVE BOMBING YUL LOLLL
-ALECONNOR INTERACTION
-ALEC CONNOR PLEASE KISS
-ALEC AND CONNOR THEYRE ON TOP OF EACH OTHER OMG KISSSSS
-ALEC YOU SHOULDVE INVITED CONNOR TO DINNER BRUHHH
-Derek is sad about Trevor not coming out with them??? He wants him there?????? He wants him so bad
-TOM CHEERING THEM ON FOR BEING LOSERS LOLLL
-ooh now we have a heroes alliance AND a villains alliance interesting
-NOO DEREK COME BACK TREVOR WAS ABOUT TO TELL YOU HIS FEELINGS ☹️☹️☹️
-if Trevor doesn’t tell Derek his feelings he’s going to go insane
-CAMBODIA LOLLLLL
-A TIE WHAT???
-TIEBREAKER YEAHHHH
-aw Trevor sticking his tongue out
-Gabby vs Tom was so intimidating
-I love that they kept their friendship alive
-I’m kinda sad to see Tom go tho
-bruh why are the goodbyes getting so sad now ☹️
-OMG TOMS APOLOGY TO JAKE AWWW
-TOMJAKE KISS RIGHT NOW
-NO KRISTAL AND DEREK KISSING
-NOOO
-EWWWW
-no I feel so bad for Trevor ☹️
ODD NATION CARTOONS STOP WHAT YOURE DOING RIGHT NOW YOURE RUINING MY LIFE
ALECONNOR TOMJAKE TREVEK PLEEEEEEAASSSSEEEEE
I BEG OF YOU
This episode broke me I’m actually gonna cry right now ☹️
ALEC FOR THE WIN GUYS WE GOT THIS
(I’m gonna start working on a new Alenick fanfiction tonight since I’ve been holding off of that for a while but anyways i love yall have a good night or day or whatever)
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➳❥ f/o list:
Quick note/rules: I am generally okay with sharing as long as they aren’t my mains- however if we’re not moots already I may not interact back, it’s nothing personal. I also ask that you don’t gush to me directly about shared f/os or tag me in posts about them.
🍰Mains, very uncomfortable sharing, please DNI:
Mario, (Mario Franchise) Rayman (Rayman franchise) | Geno (SMRPG) | Bullfrog, Rayman/Ramon (Captain Laserhawk) | Wally Darling (welcome home)
🍓Secondaries:
Sunspot (Fortnite) | Chilchuck, Kabru (Dungeon Meshi) | Rengoku (Demon Slayer) | Scout, Medic (team Fortress 2) | Macaque, Sun Wukong (Lego Monkie kid) | Big Macintosh (MLP) | Koito Otonoshin, Ogata Hyakunosuke, Saichi Sugimoto (Golden Kamuy) | Arataki Itto, Zhongli, Navia, Neuvillette, Diluc, Raiden Ei, Wanderer/Scaramouche (Genshin Impact) | Hanzo, Ashe, Ramattra, Zenyatta, Lucio, Venture, Junkrat, Cassidy, Widowmaker (Overwatch) | Wheatley, GLaDOS (Portal) | Eugene (Animal Crossing) | Viktor, Jayce, Mel, Vi (Arcane) | Tadano (aggretsuko) | Connor (Detroit become human) | Master Chief (Halo franchise) | Glamrock Freddy, Monty Gator (FNAF: security breach) | Funtime Freddy (FNAF: Sister Location) | Longzhu (Wish Dragon) Jack Skellington (Nightmare before Christmas)
🏹Secret third things:
- Sans (Undertale) purely here for nostalgia sake I will always be a sans fangirl at heart I am sans #1 wife and girlfriend do not steal (joking ofc)
- Son Goku (Dragon ball) I have not watched the show but he’s important to me and my enrichment.
- Frieren (Frieren from beyond Journeys end) I just haven’t decided if I actually like her, we’re in a weird homoerotic situationship she is also important to my enrichment
- Bowser (Super Mario Bros) not technically an f/o but I’ve decided that we’re bitter exes- do with that information what you will.
- The doom slayer (Doom franchise) idk he’s one of my favourite characters and I think I’d like to hang out with him but I don’t wanna put a label on things I don’t know how I feel turns away dramatically
- Tom (EddsWorld) we’re like exes that still like eachother idk it’s a fun will they won’t they thing he wants me BADDD
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initial thoughts on DCAS episode 7
very notable that this was within the context of being about "love" specifically. (at least) one-sided trevek canon? (i'm not even a huge trevek shipper i just think this whole plotline is funny)
okay, so Yul's foot injury IS real. or at least, he's using it as an excuse to complain. still, the fact that it was brought up again an episode later makes me think that it's going to have SOME relevance to the plot.
any time that Yul has to parrot something in Emily's "you go girlfriend ;D" manner of speaking i cackle. he didn't choose the home decor saying any time is wine time lifestyle, the home decor saying any time is wine time lifestyle chose him.
Grett i am... genuinely confused. how can you possibly think that Yul is actually in love with you? did you really receive THAT little love in your home life? you have no ability to distinguish catty and fake praise for your accomplishments from real ones because your family gave you THAT little recognition? man. now i made myself sad :( ily Grett
okay, confirming that 1) it was Tom's trap, 2) they are willing to eat squirrels, 3) Tom is serving as the provider for the Cyan tribe. all things to take into account for any upcoming Cyan eliminations.
why
and how does said boyfriend feel about you kissing another man on television, Tom? this is a stupid lie.
again, why? it's probably already apparent from my earlier comments, but i changed my mind; i'm fully with Jake in this argument now. sure, Jake is really insecure and overly emotional, but what the HELL is Tom doing? making up a boyfriend is a really shitty thing to do, whether Tom had a legit reason for not calling Jake these past two years or if he didn't contact Jake due to his own mixed feelings/indifference. in either case, he should have told Jake the truth. at least when Jake was acting immature in S1, he was 24. Tom is a nearly 30 year old man. ACT LIKE IT.
Fiore slay
this is a really interesting response due to how vague it is, including in the vocal performance. was he taken off guard by his boss being nice to him? does he believe that she's telling the truth? does he feel bad for Trevor, or will he come to believe that he IS way better than Trevor? i'm glad that they're continuing on with the concept of the hosts having a plotline, because imo that was one of the highlights of S2, but they aren't doing it in a way that eats up as much of the screentime as it did in S2.
if Will was out of the picture i would be shipping these two so hard. who am I kidding, i kind of still am anyways.
Ally's other gf is here :,) glad that they got to reconnect (and neither of them were eliminated for it)
Fiore slay
the confirmation that Aiden thinks that the idea of him having any attraction to Tom is laughable and disgusting is HILARIOUS to me. bro really said, "why the hell would i be into YOU when i have JAMES lmao" straight to Tom's face. tbf, James and Tom are like... opposites in terms of personality and appearance (beyond being generally handsome and athletic young men).
"silly me, i keep forgetting that not everyone met their super cool and attractive boyfriend on reality TV. my bad!" (/pos)
(i tried to type "hubby" instead of boyfriend but i spared you all. it was too cringe even as the one subjecting others to the cringe.)
okay this was very fitting for her. iconic.
honestly, Alec and Riya's villainous alliance/friendship is really fun. leave it to Alec to always find himself in the least likely but most entertaining duos. Riya really benefits from being paired with a legitimate strategist, and someone who won't just let her totally get away with stuff.
we had to get in one last Fiore taking unnecessary damage for the road :,(
feeling like Jaiden is going to be winning the starting couples' survival roulette. and Wishley, to the extent they count.
now i'm no physicist, but how did this work? shouldn't the ball be a fast and heavy enough object at this point that it would jump over the log, not ricochet off of it? i suppose if the ball is made of something more like wicker than yarn, it could be a bit more likely to do that. but then why is it going to the side? it hit the log straight on!
... are you not allowed to help him anymore? what?
ellie is going full villain mode fr. if her and gabby's relationship gets messed up, that would definitely be karma. but, i suppose she survives this episode...
this is funny because nobody strikes me as the pizza and soda loving type. Alec, Grett, Yul, and Riya all seem like people who would want to eat something that's both fancier and healthier.
communication W (for both of them)
Fiore is such a best girl that she's not even a salty juror. she's not mad at them for so long that she can't use her final moments to throw a wrench in the works for everyone else. the grind never sleeps, clowns <3
and she even conquered her greatest nemesis, the bus, this time. fly high, queen. i'll miss you.
well, as a Fiore stan, this episode was a bit sad for me. but, i do totally understand why Magenta would both vote for Fiore and lose the challenge. (damn you, Ellie...) Fiore already did super well in both S1 and the original Adventure Camp, so i understand why they wouldn't have her go super far again in this season, especially when everyone knows she's such a threat.
i just hope that we can still get a little more closure for her and Alec than we got already in this season. all it has to be is, like, him being sad at her elimination for reasons other than pure strategy and maybe a nice conversation at the finale. it doesn't have to be Alec finally adopting her... even if i did want that to happen... i'd just prefer to know that they leave things on good terms.
anyways, another really solid episode! i look forward to the next one. thanks for reading!
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List of Direct Pop Culture References in Season 1 of Jujutsu Kaisen
I kept trying to find a comprehensive list somewhere but couldn't. So, here's one for me.
Ninja Warrior and Mirko Cro Crop (Ep1)
Sasuke, or Ninja Warrior as it's known as in multiple incarnations, is a sports reality show in which competitors attempt to complete a four-stage obstacle course.
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Mirko Cro Crop is the ring name of Croatian mixed martial artist and kickboxer Mirko Filipović. And yes, Sasaki-senpai does clarify that Mirko's not dead.
Jennifer Lawrence (Ep2)
This one is possibly the most infamous reference in JJK actually. Of course, Yuuji is referring to American actress, Jennifer Lawrence. Gege Akutami said in the fanbook Yuuji became her fan after seeing Silver Linings Playbook (2012).
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Super Smash Bros. (Ep5)
When the second years first ask Nobara and Megumi to participate in the Kyoto School Goodwill Exchange Event, Nobara's first thought is a Smash Bros. tournament. She'll use Meteor Smash so you can't get back up. All the better if it's the Wii version.
Onita (Ep6)
When Yuuji first starts lamenting his lack of ability to use a Curse Technique, Gojo cuts in that Yuuji can use a power bomb. Because it's something Japanese wrestler Atsushi Onita (who is not a sorcerer as far as we know) can do anyway.
Shonen power techniques (Ep6 cont.)
Yuuji then proceeds to list several other abilities from other shonen series. The Spirit Gun from Yu Yu Hakusho, Bankai from Bleach, and Dodon Ray and Kamehameha from Dragon Ball.
Lord of the Rings (Ep7)
For his training on controlling Cursed Energy, Yuuji is made to watch a variety of movies. For the adaptation, the animators interpreted the cry for Sam as a scene from Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001).
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Actually, in the manga, Akutami was referencing I Am Legend (2007). The movie stars Will Smith and his only companion, a dog named Sam, in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. Uh, things don't go well for the dog.
Gojo's other movies (Ch13)
Additionally, there were a few specific movies Akutami had in mind that wasn't carried over to the anime. (Though, honestly, some of these DVD covers in the anime look so familiar and detailed I suspect they are references to other movies. If anyone can identify any of them lmk!)
Anyway, here are the ones we know of in the manga!
Léon: The Professional (1994), The Descent (2005), The Host (2006), The Emperor's Naked Army Marches On (1967). And the movie that Gojo spoils about the super annoying heroine who dies spectacularly at the end is Deep Blue Sea (1999). And yes, if you squint and zoom you can see which dvd has the cover for what movie.
Oikawa Tōru (Ep9)
A blink and you'll miss it stand-in of someone that suspiciously looks like Oikawa Tōru from Haikyuu!!
Castaway (Ep11)
Yuuji makes Junpei laugh when the former unexpectedly recreates the scene from Cast Away (2000) when Tom Hanks' character loses his illusory best friend...
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Neon Genesis Evangelion (Ep11, Juju Stroll)
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This entire Juju Stroll is a parody of Neon Genesis Evangelion episode previews. With shots that are reminiscent of NGE and a dramatic and frantic voiceover. The standout shot to me was the one of Yaga sitting with his hands folded in front of him in classic Gendo Ikari fashion. They even had Yaga sitting over a burning camp stove just so they could get the orange glow reflecting off his glasses. Ha!
Luncheon on the Grass
The full convergence of all the characters was completed by episode 13 in the first opening. The idyllic scene is based off of Luncheon on the Grass (aka Le Déjeuner sur l'herbe) by Claude Monet. I like how Panda is in place of the dog.
I wonder if Todo being half naked here is further reference to the more scandalous, The Luncheon on the Grass, by Édouard Manet which is what Monet's own painting is a direct take on. (That painting depicts a nude woman sitting with two fully dressed gentlemen.) ...Or it could just be Todo being Todo.
Ichiro?! (Ep15)
Utahime, incensed, tells Gojo to respect his senpai! I'm a bit hesitant about this one, but it may be a reference to Ichiro Suzuki jokingly complaining about not being respected as a senpai during the 2009 World Baseball Classic celebration. Baseball is HUGE in Japan, and the celebration looks wild. It may be iconic enough that it can be casually mentioned and most Japanese would know what Yuuji was talking about. Also, considering the Jujutsu Koshien episode about to come up, it may've been foreshadowing. (Found here)
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Sebastian Stan (Ep15, Juju Stroll)
Another famous American celebrity! When asked about her type in episode 15's Juju Stroll, Momo was drooling over a picture of Sebastian Stan. Stan is most well known for playing the Winter Soldier/Bucky Barnes in the MCU. I wonder why her answer didn't pass muster with Todo. Maybe she hadn't had the chance?
Pepper (Ep16)
Nobara, smack-talking to Momo, says the Kyoto school have their own "Pepper-kun" that she should turn into scrap. Mechamaru immediately knew she was referring to himself. 😆 Pepper is the semi-humanoid robot that SoftBank introduced at a conference in 2014.
Great Teacher Gojo (Ep18)
Great Teacher Onizuka, aka GTO, is a classic series about a former biker gang member becoming the best teacher to a class of problem children.
Boogie Woogie
Boogie-woogie is a genre of music, but Todo's Cursed Technique, "Boogie Woogie" is specifically a reference to boxer, Muhammad Ali, who was recorded playing boogie-woogie on camera. (Which ties into an even more extensive reference regarding his mentor. But I won't spoil it here for anime-onlys.) I dare say, Todo's attitude may be a bit Ali inspired too. Haha
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Ma-kun of Tohoku (Ep21)
When up to bat during Jujutsu Koshien, Nobara says people call her "the Ma-kun of Tohoku" which... doesn't make sense, since Masahiro Tanaka (affectionately called "Ma-kun" by fans) is already a baseball player for the Tohoku Rakuten Golden Eagles. 😂
Additional trivia: JJK did a collab with the Rakuten Eagles in September of 2022.
Game of Life (Ep24)
And finally, we end the season with some of our villains playing The Game of Life board game. That spinner, colors, and design are pretty unmistakable. Something extra I spotted is that Choso already managed to get married!
*Edit: Had to include this link to officially licensed JJK Game of Life.
Aaand that's everything, I think. But let me know if I missed anything!
*Edit 7/23:
Gojo Satoru's Go Go Gojo! (Ep6)
The Juju Stroll at the end of episode 6 references the Igo/Go game series Hikaru no Go. At the end of Hikaru no Go episodes were post-episode segments called "Umezawa Yukari's Go Go Igo!"
Props to r/sofastsomaybe for pointing this out, because like a fool, I dismissed the Go reference as a coincidence.
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Anne Sullivan, Helen Keller, and Inoki (Ep15)
During Todo's nichijo fantasy of himself and Yuuji, Todo quotes, "What fool thinks of defeat before even trying?" Incorrectly attributing the quote to something teacher Anne Sullivan said to disability activist, Helen Keller. Todo is actually paraphrasing pro-wrestler, mixed martial artist, Antonio Inoki. Who said, "What kind of idiot thinks about losing before [the match]?" during a pre-match interview.
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Seishun Amigo (Ep15)
At the end of that same daydream, with tears and snot streaming down his face, Todo says, "'In our hometown we were invincible,' huh." (地元じゃ負けしらず) Which are a part of lyrics from the popular song, "Seishun Amigo" (青春アミーゴ) by Shūji to Akira. "Seishun" means "youth" and "amigo" of course being the Spanish word for "friend."
Amusingly, I found this JJK fan cover video of the song. Lyrics translation included.
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The two references above were found thanks to Aki Tanaka.
Continued in this reblog chain.
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Enshitternet

Going to Burning Man? Catch me on Tuesday at 2:40pm on the Center Camp Stage for a talk about enshittification and how to reverse it; on Wednesday at noon, I'm hosting Dr Patrick Ball at Liminal Labs (6:15/F) for a talk on using statistics to prove high-level culpability in the recruitment of child soldiers.
On September 6 at 7pm, I'll be hosting Naomi Klein at the LA Public Library for the launch of Doppelganger.
On September 12 at 7pm, I'll be at Toronto's Another Story Bookshop with my new book The Internet Con: How to Seize the Means of Computation.
This week on my podcast, I read "Enshitternet: The old, good internet deserves a new, good internet," my recent Medium column about building a better internet:
https://doctorow.medium.com/enshitternet-c1d4252e5c6b
As John @hodgman is fond of reminding us, "nostalgia is a toxic impulse." It is easy for an old net.hand like me to fall into the trap of shaking his fist at the cloud. Having been on the other side of that dynamic, I can tell you it's no fun.
When I got on BBSes in the early 1980s, there was an omnipresent chorus of grumps insisting that the move from honest acoustic couplers to decadent modems was the end of the Golden Age of telecommunications:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acoustic_coupler
When I got on Usenet shortly thereafter, the Unix Greybeard set never passed up an opportunity to tell us newcomers that the Fidonet-Usenet bridge allowed the barbarian hordes to overwhelm their Athenian marketplace of ideas:
https://technicshistory.com/2020/06/25/the-era-of-fragmentation-part-4-the-anarchists/
When I joined The WELL in the late 1980s, I was repeatedly assured that the good times were over, and that we would never see their like again:
https://www.well.com/
Now that I'm 52, I've learned to recognize this dynamic, from the Eternal September:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternal_September
to the moral panic over menuing systems replacing CLIs:
https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2020/02/gopher-when-adversarial-interoperability-burrowed-under-gatekeepers-fortresses
to the culture wars over what would happen when the net got a normie-friendly GUI:
https://www.dejavu.org/1993win.htm
And yeah, I've done it too, explaining "Why I won’t buy an iPad (and think you shouldn’t, either)":
https://memex.craphound.com/2010/04/01/why-i-wont-buy-an-ipad-and-think-you-shouldnt-either/
But there's a key difference between my own warnings about the enshittification that new "user friendly" technologies would engender and all those other AARP members' complaints: they were wrong, and I was right.
As Tom Eastman reminded us, the internet really was better, back before it became "five giant websites filled with screenshots of text of the other four":
https://twitter.com/tveastman/status/1069674780826071040
The underlying pathology of that enshittification wasn't the UI, or whether it involved an app store. As the Luddites knew, the important thing about a technology isn't what it does, but who it does it for and who it does it to:
https://locusmag.com/2022/01/cory-doctorow-science-fiction-is-a-luddite-literature/
The problem wasn't which technology we used. There is nothing inherent about touchscreens that makes them into prisons that trap users, rather than walled gardens that protect them.
Likewise, the problem wasn't who made that technology. We didn't swap wise UUCP Monks for venal tech bros. The early tech world was full of public-spirited sysops, but it was also full of would-be monopolists who tried – and failed – to get us to "stop talking to each other and start buying things":
https://catvalente.substack.com/p/stop-talking-to-each-other-and-start
If it wasn't the technology that killed the old, good internet, and if it wasn't the people who killed the old, good internet, where did the enshitternet come from?
It wasn't the wrong tech, it wasn't the wrong people: it was the wrong rules. After all, the Apple ][+ went on sale the year Ronald Reagan hit the campaign trail. Consumer tech was the first industry born after antitrust was dismantled, and it created the modern monopoly playbook: buying and merging with competitors. The resulting unity of purpose and anticompetitive profit margins allowed tech to capture its regulators and secure favorable court and legislative outcomes.
The simultaneous drawdown of antitrust enforcement and growth of tech meant that tech's long-standing cycle of renewal was ended. Tech companies that owed their existence to their ability to reverse-engineer incumbent companies' products and make interoperable replacements and add-ons were able to ban anyone else from doing unto them as they did unto the giants that came before them:
https://doctorow.medium.com/let-the-platforms-burn-6fb3e6c0d980
The pirates became admirals, and set about creating a "felony contempt of business model":
https://pluralistic.net/2022/12/03/painful-burning-dribble/#law-of-intended-consequences
They changed the rules to ensure that they could "disrupt" anyone they chose, but could themselves mobilize the full might of the US government to prevent anyone from disrupting them:
https://locusmag.com/2019/01/cory-doctorow-disruption-for-thee-but-not-for-me/
The old, good internet was the internet we we able to make while tech was still realizing the new anticompetitive powers it had at its disposal, and it disappeared because every administration, R and D, from Reagan to Trump, yanked more and more Jenga blocks out of the antitrust tower.
In other words: the old, good internet was always doomed, because it was being frantically built in an ever-contracting zone of freedom to tinker, where technologies could be operated by and for the people who used them.
Today, the Biden administration has ushered in a new era of antitrust renewal, planting the seeds of a disenshittification movement that will tame corporate power rather than nurturing it:
https://www.eff.org/de/deeplinks/2021/08/party-its-1979-og-antitrust-back-baby
In other words, we are living in the first days of a better nation.
In other words, rather than restoring the old, good internet, we should build a new, good internet.
What is a new, good internet? It's an internet where it's legal to:
reverse-engineer the products and services you use, to add interoperability to them so you can leave a social network without leaving your friends:
https://www.eff.org/interoperablefacebook
jailbreak devices to remove antifeatures, like surveillance, ink-locking, or repair-blocking:
https://pluralistic.net/2023/04/17/have-you-tried-not-spying/#coppa
move your media files and apps from any platform to any device or service, even if the company that sold them to you objects:
https://pluralistic.net/2022/09/07/audible-exclusive/#audiblegate
A new, good internet gives powers to users, and takes power away from corporations:
https://doctorow.medium.com/twiddler-1b5c9690cce6
On a new, good internet, companies can't practice algorithmic wage discrimination:
https://pluralistic.net/2023/04/12/algorithmic-wage-discrimination/#fishers-of-men
They can't turn search into an auction between companies that match your query and companies that want to sell you fakes and knockoffs:
https://pluralistic.net/2022/11/28/enshittification/#relentless-payola
They can't charge rent to the people whose feeds you asked to read for the privilege of reaching you:
https://pluralistic.net/2022/12/10/e2e/#the-censors-pen
In fact, a new, good internet is one where we euthanize rentiers:
https://pluralistic.net/2023/07/24/rent-to-pwn/#kitt-is-a-demon
On the new good internet, your boss can't use bossware to turn "work from home" into "live at work":
https://pluralistic.net/2021/02/24/gwb-rumsfeld-monsters/#bossware
And on top of that, you have the right to hack that bossware to undetectably disable it (and hackers have the right to sell or give you that hack):
https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2021/08/tech-rights-are-workers-rights-doordash-edition
On the new, good internet, we stop pretending that tech is stealing content from news companies, and focus on how tech steals money from the news, with app taxes, rigged ad markets, surveillance ads, and payola:
https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2023/04/saving-news-big-tech
The new, good internet is an internet where we seize the means of computation. It's an internet operated by and for the people who use it.
Hodgman is right. Nostalgia is a toxic impulse. The point of making a new, good internet isn't to revive the old, good internet. There were plenty of problems with the old, good internet. The point is to make a new, good internet that is the worthy successor to the old, good internet – and to consign the enshitternet to the scrapheap of history, an unfortunate transitional stage between one good internet and another.
Here's a link to the podcast episode:
https://craphound.com/news/2023/08/21/enshitternet-the-old-good-internet-deserves-a-new-good-internet/
and here's a direct link to the MP3 (hosting courtesy of the Internet Archive; they'll host your stuff for free, forever):
https://archive.org/download/Cory_Doctorow_Podcast_448/Cory_Doctorow_Podcast_448_-_Enshitternet.mp3
and here's a link to my podcast's RSS feed:
https://feeds.feedburner.com/doctorow_podcast
If you'd like an essay-formatted version of this post to read or share, here's a link to it on pluralistic.net, my surveillance-free, ad-free, tracker-free blog:
https://pluralistic.net/2023/08/22/the-new-good-internet/#the-old-good-internet
Image: Cryteria (modified) https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:HAL9000.svg
CC BY 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/deed.en
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INTRO POST
Info about me :D
Names to call me:
Tommy/toms/Thomas(yeah)
Fizzerz (why not it silly)
Fizzy (ye)
Named based on characters (ig?)
Tommyinnt ball surgery (JUST IGNORE THIS IS IS FOR A BIT 😭)
My legal name (no)
Pronouns: he/they + aroace
Birthday: July 30th
Timezone: CST
I'm actually Hispanic/Latino! (My parents are both from Mexico 🇲🇽, sadly I can't speak Spanish anymore but I can only understand it)
Either a Hermes kid or Apollo.
strawpage ^^
❗I'M A MINOR❗❗
Dude, man, bro, ect is used as gender neutral. I prefer masc terms please use
FYI I am currently researching a lot on Hellenistic polytheism. So if you don't respect me being a pagan, unfollow please.
Either autistic (😨) or ADHD (😨) I honestly need to be meditated ngl 😞
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My interests: the outsiders, epic the musical, Greek mythology, pjo, hatchitfiled, and MANY MORE :3
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Midnight Gaming: The Legend of Wario Flow
So I played The Legend of Zelda and Warios Woods on NES, checked socials later to find.... Xbox are laying off 650 employees...*sigh*
Theres really not much I can say about this other than its shit, the gaming industry is shit and that all the recent layoffs will straight up kill anyones desire to pursue game development as a career. So i'll just link the article and include a couple of dracula flow bits to brighten this post up.
"Picked up a transistor down at SoCal, she had a license for that concealed carry, thotty was packin a dirty harry bitchstick, she walkin funny with that big iron by her hip. Shorty pulled a gock on me, I gave her nuts a bizarre adventure, running a dempsey roll on her sack, i'm like pussy on them yarns. Went Fist of the North Star on them balls, left her cumming troughs for a month.
We out here huffing boyass, gettin fucked up on turdghosts, got shit on my mind. Bro barely got hair on that ass, feels like i'm frenching Homer J, Simpson, going full tootsie pop on that Elmer Fudd. I'm out here chasing bussy like tom and jerry, running 90 over the speed limit on that roadkill ass. I'm clapping these cheeks like the 2011 tohoku earthquake. I'm beyond balls deep, my lower abdomen is just straight up colonising his rectal cavity, got me running a 100-meter dash on that backyard gash. I'm in deep shit in that manhole, his grandkids wont be shitting for a week."
Alright thats enough of that, lets talk about games.
So i've been partial to the Zelda series with Ocarina being my first, then Wind Waker followed by Twilight Princess, skipped Skyward and played some Breath of the wild. So last nights session looked to be a good time to try the first game out and try to play it proper.

So firsts thing first. How many kids when they first played this missed out on the cave on the first screen, ran around without a sword and died to the enemies? I'm genuinly curious because I can imagine that being more than zero.
The sword blast you start off with at full health, its definitely useful as an early ranged attack but you end up losing it as soon as you take damage which you will because it seems like nearly every enemy in the overworld attack with projectiles, and it does get real irritating from getting to one side of the map to the next just to get to where you need to go, you will take a hit or two along the way.
Now you can block the projectiles but that requires facing them and not using any item otherwise you take damage and i've ended up eating hits I figure should've been blocked.
I managed to find and beat two of the first dungeons but had trouble finding the 3rd. I instead found both the penultimate and the final dungeon instead and did not have the skills nor abilities to beat those early on. The thing about figuring out where you need to go, its usually hidden in some cave with an old man telling you something cryptic. I know this seems moot since you can just look it up online but I dont think thats a valid form of criticism, like yeah I can look up where I need to go but shouldnt I rely on the game itself to lead me subtly to where I need to progress?
Well it didnt seem to matter since I started to debate doing that since running around the overworld, trying to find that 3rd dungeon while constantly getting shot at, hering that damn theme over and over that while it is iconic, just starts to become real grating after a while, ended up leaving me with a headache.
I did not want be negative to this game but after a while, I just said forget it and switched to something else. The last 1st party game released for the NES, Warios Woods.

Its a strange idea for puzzle game, starring Toad facing off against Wario by clearing colored mobs using same colored bombs. And the controls can be a bit... finicky? You can pick up mobs and bombs or even kick them forward, if your not carrying anything you can run up a line of mobs/bombs to climb over them. Every so often birdo(who is also here for reasons) is switched out for wario who will spawn more mobs and bring the ceiling further down before leaving. I was able to make progress in game A to Round 20 before I stopped, in some cases if I end up picking up the wrong thing, it becomes a hassle to reorient myself while bombs keep raining down.
Switched to game B and made it to Round 20 again tho for Game B you can occasionally face a boss who will usually just spawn mobs and change location with you needing to clear a line above or below them to damage them. I decided to tap out when I got past midnight and fulfilled my quota.
You know? Why was Wario briefly associated with bombs? Between this game and Bomberman GB/Wario Blast, its the only time we got a glimpse at Wario during his Unabomber arc before he eventually became the microgame ceo we know him now. Food for thought I suppose.

Thank you for reading Midnight Gaming. Feel free to leave feedback or game suggestions. Anons are currently on. See you tomorrow.
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well obviously its abt tokio hotelllll😍😍
MK SO
first book idea is about bill because i got a lot of vampire bill on my fyp so i thought why not feed the fag- i mean the gays😇 ok so the person bill is falling in love with is this boy named silas who has an OBSESSION with fire in general right? and he had started a huge fire in a library when he was about ten and bill suffered that consequence because he was kinda stalking silas(he was in love with him) and basically he died due to not being able to escape the fire BUT this is all i can tell u rn(i only have 4 chapters) also ofc bill died and tom went to some sketchy ass people to get him back this is set in the 1800's btwwww
NEXT this is with gustav and i had thought of this in schoool so my character danzel is fucking dumb(i like writing really dumb characters and my friend said its because o relate to them but whatever😀) and he is failing everything like he's not just school dumb hes common sense dumb so gustav was pretty much bribed to tutor him(from his point of view he thought danzel was a snob) and they later fall in loveeeeee(i literally have two paragraphs done)
NEXT is tommm
mk so i don't have a name for my character just yet but he's pretty much an assassin who was assigned to kill tom who is a whole ass basket ball player MIND YOU tom has no idea he's in trouble with assassins n shit he just wants to have fun playing with his team and meet fans right? but ofc while the character was undercover or wtv he falls in love ofc and thing is if he tries to to tell tom his will be immediately shot in the head(he probably dies in the end because of his love for tom but don't tell nobodyyyy)
LAST is georg and its an ice skating storyyy
so basically character(bro i don't have a name yet) had a bf who died due to cancer right? and they used to be ice skating partners but now character just skates rounds and matches by himself and him and his dead ass bf used to have a song they would skate to together so bro is mad depressed right? NOW he meets georg some way some how who was a fan of his stuff and he basically tries to get close and stuff to the character to the point where he picks up ice skating just to be able to skate with him and make him happy again like the mf sweetheart he is
GOD
that was a lot🧍🏾
DAMN THAT'S A LOT LMFAO
THEY ALL SEEM SO GOOD THOUGH!!!!!!
like u got me invested omfg
(esp for bill cuz me and him are actually married 😱😱)
but all the storylines are so cool and interesting 😻😻😻😻😻
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