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msdk-00 · 25 days ago
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paintedcrows · 2 months ago
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Every day is harder, sanity seems farther
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ddejavvu · 2 years ago
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Just saw a TikTok complaining about ‘kitten’ as a pet name in fanfiction and while I do agree with/understand their discomfort on that one the comments were FULL of people mentioning all the other common pet names ?? Like honey babe baby sweetheart etc ?? Is your partner just supposed to call you by your name the whole time ????????
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fair-itself · 2 months ago
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There's a lot I could say about The Subtance as an unflinching, gruesome close-up portrait of systemic misogyny, internalized sexism, self-hatred, and the brutality of fame, but more importantly, you know what I bet? I bet there is exactly one customer of The Subtance who is doing everything right. Week one, makes a living as a fitness influencer; week two, enjoys a lavish retirement funded by her other self's earnings. Week one, jogging, yoga, filming tiktoks, enjoying the vitality of youth; week two, Alaskan cruises, mahjong with the girls, enjoying unlimited free time and liberation from the crushing weight of the societal expectation to care what other people think of you. Keeps her other self on a nice air mattress with a quilt and always cooks a big recovery breakfast to be waiting for her when she switches. Walks out of that creepy alley every week whistling. Has no idea potential complications even exist. Every other user is living a psychedelic horror show of trauma, goop, and rage, and she's just at Barnes and Noble picking up the latest selection for book club. I know I'm alone in this, but I would happily watch that sequel.
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apollos-boyfriend · 1 year ago
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so my younger cousin is flying in to visit from brazil on sunday, and will be staying here for like, the entirety of july. which, don't get me wrong, is super cool! i love the kid! but it felt like a super weird move, considering his parents are the SUPER strict and borderline helicopter parents. even the smallest prank/roughousing with him/his little sister would lead to a strict talking to from his parents, he couldn't ever do anything without their clear permission, that sort of stuff. so letting him fly at alone at 16 to a whole different country and stay there for a whole month seemed WILDLY out of character. additionally, it just felt like a super last-minute trip. it's not like we have any plans to do when he gets here, and the flight itself and stuff only got booked like, midway through june.
and i was talking to my mom about it, kind of trying to nudge some answers out of her, and after a while she went, "yeah, i think they're sending him over here to get away for his boyfriend. see if the distance breaks them off." which, first of all, surprised me because last i checked, they didn't KNOW he had a boyfriend. literally everyone in the family did EXCEPT for them because while that entire side of the family being semi-conservative, his parents (mostly his dad) are EXTREMELY old-fashioned. so clearly something already went wrong. and considering the only reason the rest of the family knew is because one person found out and it spread like wildfire, i have a sneaking suspicion he wasn't the one to tell them, either.
and second of all. they're sending him HERE. to try to make him forget his homosexuality. i couldn't do anything but just wordlessly gesture to the multiple pride flags scattered around my room, then to myself, because really? he has like two other cousins in the us and they're sending him to me? honey i am about to introduce this kid to queer scenes you have never even heard of. he'll be returning home with labels only shrimp can perceive
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cuntylestat · 6 months ago
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They were all in love with him. He had that effect on everyone.
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lefthandarm-man · 4 months ago
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COUNTDOWN TO STEVE'S 106TH BIRTHDAY posting my favorite steve things to celebrate!
day 2: randomly serving cunt
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qualityrain · 18 days ago
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 month ago
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All he knows is flirt with men and lie.
[First] Prev <–-> Next
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laragomu · 1 month ago
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are you fcking kidding me Arthur actually took Merlin to his ANNIVERSARY DATE with his WIFE.
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serafphim · 3 months ago
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egberts · 29 days ago
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just found out i had botulism as a baby
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sophfandoms53 · 3 months ago
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Im fucking crying why did he say this, bro has never been outside before😭😭
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latinamamii69 · 3 months ago
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hyunpic · 4 months ago
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HYUNJIN SKZ TALKER EP. 65
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goddamnshinyrock · 3 months ago
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did you know the american alpine club has an annual magazine dedicated entirely to climbing accidents?
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