#md nursery au

[kekeartzworld]

Nursery AU

New MD au yippee

It’s mainly based around the manor for right now until I can figure out how I can expand upon it

[vase-of-lilies]

https://www.tumblr.com/vase-of-lilies/729478267535491072/does-anyone-wanna-send-a-request-for-into-the-tiny

Mmmmmm, how about mommy / mama feeling bad for falsely accusing us and making us cry so they(either of them) feel dejected until we make them cuddle with us because we thought they were still mad at us ?… please?

Assumptions

Pairing: Dark!Mommy!Wanda x Little!reader (f) x Dark!Mama!Nat

Warnings: MD/LG dynamics, Arguing, yelling, feeling bad, guilt, fighting, false accusations, depression, crying, breastfeeding, lactation, cuddles!! this is a dark AU so beware.

A/n: Thanks for sending this in! This is such a cute idea! This kind of hits home, because I have been blamed for MULTIPLE things by my awful step siblings when I was younger. But I’m glad this time it will be Wanda and Natty to comfort us 🥺 I hope it was ok to have just Nat be angry!

It was a series of unfortunate events. One thing lead to another, and soon you found yourself in front of a large mess in the living room of the cabin. You had woken up from your nap, only to find Wanda and Natasha doing work by themselves in separate rooms.

When you left your nursery, your toy lion — Leo — was held in your arms softly and you rubbed the tired from your eyes. A small yawn following. You froze mid step once you saw the disaster in the living room.

The couch cushions were no longer on the couch, the TV stand was slightly askew, the lamp shade was tilted, and what looked like piles upon piles of documents were strewn across the carpet. You didn’t know how to react, only staring at the mess in front of you.

Too caught up in your confusion, you don’t hear the footsteps of your Mama, Nat, behind you. A loud gasp left her mouth as she saw what you were staring at. From what it looked like to her, you had been going through important documents without their permission or knowledge. But that was far from the truth.

“Y/n! What on earth are you doing??” Your mamas voice boomed behind you, startling you and causing your lion to drop from your hands. Nat paced the floor, looking at the papers and their contents.

“My god! Where did you find these?? These were locked!” She continues to shout, and the water works were turned on behind your eyes.

You looked up at Nat, small whimpers turning into cries of false guilt. “I- I- d-didn’ do an-anyfing!” You sobbed, but Natasha wouldn’t have that. She pressed her fingers on the bridge of her nose, her red braid flipping over her shoulder as she looks to you.

“Oh, you didn’t do anything? Really? You think I’m gonna believe a dumb little thing like you?” She shouted back at you, stepping closer to you. You step back in fear. “My keys are gone, and we haven’t heard your little dream sounds on the monitor either. And then I find you here??”

The things she was saying wasn’t like her. She was harsh, but when she knew you were in your little space, she was the most gentle giant you have ever been around besides Tony. But this time was different, because of one simple mistake.

Wanda hears the commotion from the bedroom and she looks over to the small baby monitor on the bedside table. She frowns as the screen blinks a low battery picture, and picks it up. She walks to the living room to find you pushing yourself against the wall while Natasha shouted at you.

Nat hasn’t calmed down yet, and Wanda knew that it could be devastating to your little self to see her like this. “Honey? Nat, baby, what’s going on?” She asked, gently placing her hand on her wife’s exposed shoulder.

Natasha’s head snaps to the source of the voice, and she steps away from your cowering body. “First she stole my keys to my filing cabinet, then she waited until we were busy to come out and read everything! Then she tries to deny it,” She explains. “I knew something was up when I didn’t hear anything from her room. Absolutely nothing.”

Wanda’s eyes widen, suddenly realizing why Nat couldn’t hear your little noises while you were asleep. She holds up the monitor and the blinking battery symbol mocks Natasha’s silence. “Batteries… they died,” Wanda says with a soft sigh.

She looks to the room and shakes her head. “While you and Pietro took her to the park this morning, Tony came by to see what info we had on HYDRAs plan to recapture Bucky. I guess he never cleaned up after himself.”

Immediately Natasha’s arms unfolded themselves and she silently pointed to your shivering and shaking form, facing away from them. She was in disbelief that Wanda never told her about this, and that she somehow was able to avoid the living room all together to even notice what Tony did.

Your Mommy bends down to not be so intimidating to you and takes your hands into hers. “Baby, can you look at mommy?” You don’t listen to her at first, Leo covering your face to hide you from any confrontation. “Tinyyyyyy�� listen to me, please.” Wanda said. Hearing her voice turn from concern to demanding in an instant made you pull Leo from your face. “Such a good girl… how about we let Mama cool off, I think she needs some ice cream.”

Wanda looks up at Nat, giving a look telling her to take a walk to calm down. So, Nat holds up her hands in surrender and goes out the back door to the shed to work on her suit and gear.

In the mean time, Wanda gave you a bath, fed you, and read you a few stories. But when your Mama came in, she was in such a different mood. Even though she may have cooled off and the mess was gone, she stilled looked so angry and sad.

Was she still mad at you?

Days went by, and Nat had not even looked at you. Wanda was taking care of you on her own while Nat took care of herself for the time being.

It was a night like every other, but tonight, more tears fell down your face when you were in bed with Wanda, her lullaby lulling you to sleep.

Once you fell into a deep sleep, the next morning came like it did everyday. Bright, early, and loud. You cried for your mommy, hungry for breakfast and needing some love before the day started.

Wanda happily entered your nursery, smiling as she saw you sat up in bed with Leo your hands. She frowned at your expression, more tears on your cheeks and a sadness in your eyes she just couldn’t pinpoint.

Carefully, Wanda sits on your bed with you.

“Are you alright, little one? I don’t like seeing those tears,” she frowns, swiping her thumb across your cheek. You don’t answer her, only crawling into her arms and hiding your face in her neck. Wanda sighs and kisses your forehead, softly rubbing your back to comfort you.

“S’mama still mad a’me?” Your small voice quivers with worry as you ask, not understanding why Natasha was turning a cold shoulder to you.

Now that Wanda has pinpointed where these emotions were coming from, she says “Oh sweetheart, no, she’s not mad at you,” she pauses, tightening her arms around you. “She’s just a little confused, that’s all. Silly mommy forgot to talk to mama and tell her we had a visitor from Uncle Tony.”

Nodding in response, you sniffle softly. Your tummy rumbles and you look up to your mommy. Wanda smiles and gently sets you at the top of your bed again, scooting up to sit next to you. Again, she pulls you into her arms and lifts her shirt over her breast.

She hums softly as you latch onto her nipple, the milk from the pills she took flowing into your mouth. Your hands gently hold her breast, and you close your eyes.

After you’re full, you sit up and start to scoot off the bed. Wanda tilts her head and starts to follow you. “Where are you going, tiny?” She smiles, helping you off the bed when you whimper. Even though you can get off the bed perfectly fine, you still wanted your mommy’s help.

“Gonna go find mama and give da cuddles she need,” you say with determination. Wanda chuckles and takes your free hand.

“Here, I’ll help,” she says, following you as you gently pull her out of the room.

Natasha was at the kitchen table, reorganizing the files that Tony had been looking through and making sure that nothing was stolen. You were nervous to go see her, and Wanda could tell. But she gave you a gentle nudge when you looked up at her, your mama not yet noticing your presence.

You took a step forward, and softly tapped on Nat’s shoulder. The woman turns her head and looks up at you from her spot at the table. You looked at her, and then the papers, and back to her. With lots of bravery, you reach for her hand, holding it and pulling her up.

Nat looked to her wife with a confused expression, a small smile painting her lips too. She followed you as you pulled her to the couch, guiding her to sit. “Tiny, what are you doing, love?” A small chuckle leaving her mouth.

You ignore her question and move to Wanda, pulling her to sit next to Natasha. Now that both women were sat, you climbed onto their laps and settled you bum right between them. Your head lays on Nats chest, and your legs rests over Wanda lap.

“Don wan yous to be mad at me anymow,’” you whisper, tears causing small stains to appear on Nats grey tank top. Her face softens, and her arms wrap around your body, holding you against her.

“Sweet girl, mama’s not angry with you anymore, mama was just busy and hadn’t been able to spend time with you,” she explains, feeling guilty when she heard you sniffle. “I promise I’m not mad, ok sweetheart?”

You nod and look up at her, connecting your lips to hers in a soft kiss. Nat finally understood why you were having a hard time like Wanda told her. She was beating around the bush when she mentioned you weren’t doing well. You were just worried that your mama hated you, and that you were still in trouble for something you didn’t do.

“I’ll be sure to ask before I assume next time, ok?” You nod and smile up at her, kissing her cheek and nuzzling your nose into her neck. The three of you sat on the couch for quite a while, holding each other and reassuring you.

Nat knew she messed up, but she was so glad that you came to her and asked for forgiveness. But she knew better than to allow you to ask for forgiveness, as it was her that should be asking.

And you did forgive her, loving her just the same as every other day you were with them.

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So I did @10leftau‘s AU thing and OOF I’m emotional- explanation for everything is under the cut!

THUNDERCLAN:

- They have the most survivors, which makes sense because they had the most cats. 

-After Purdy was killed Mousefur went to the nursery to try and help during the battle, but at that point only Sorreltail, Amberkit, and Snowkit were left: Daisy, Ferncloud, and Brightheart had all been killed, along with the rest of the kits.

-Leafpool had insisted on Jayfeather staying in the medicine den to aid the cats who were able to make it there while she went out and treated cats in the battle. When she stopped coming back to get more herbs, Jayfeather knew she was gone. He and Briarlight were able to keep the Dark Forest cats out of the medicine den, saving the herb stores.

-After the noise of the battle fades, Jayfeather and Briarlight enter the clearing to find everyone is dead. They make their way to the nursery, where they find Mousefur standing over an unconscious Sorreltail and the terrified Amberkit and Snowkit. They take all of them back to the MD to be treated.

-Mousefur and Jayfeather take charge and begin discussing how they’re going to bury everyone and how they’re going to look for survivors. Mousefur tells him that the last living cat she had seen was Ivypool, who had been chasing the remaining DF cats from the camp.

RIVERCLAN

-Mistystar and Reedwhisker are the last cats left alive in the camp. When the fighting is finished they immediately leave to try and find the cats who had been evacuated during the battle.

-Podpaw and Curlpaw were helping their mother, Duskfur, carry their little siblings Havenkit, Perchkit, and Lizardkit from camp. Curlpaw, who was carrying Lizardkit, was ambushed by three DF. Grasspelt comes out of nowhere to try and save them but is unsuccesful. Duskfur gives Podpaw Perchkit and tell him to run, and to not stop until it was safe. She then joins Grasspelt in trying to beat back the DF warriors.

-Podpaw spends the rest of the night sneaking from hiding place to hiding place, desperately trying to keep his little siblings safe.

-Mistystar and Reedwhisker (who I headcanon is Duskfur’s mate/Podpaw, Havenkit, and Perchkit’s dad) find him sneaking among the reeds further up river near dawn. He’s absolutely terrified, and it’s a struggle to get him to calm down long enough to let them know what happened.

SHADOWCLAN

-Starlingwing was part of the group guarding the kits and elders in camp during the battle. They are overwhelmed, and he manages to grab his nephew, Sparrowkit, and help Whitewater and Snaketail escape. He runs into Rowanclaw and Tawnypelt just outside of the camp, and Rowanclaw tells him to bring the kit and elders to an old hollowed out stump nearby. With Rowanclaw and Tawynpelt covering the retreat, he manages to get the three of them there safely. He plants himself in the opening to the hollow and manages to ward off any stray DF cat that comes along, although he is injured in the process.

WINDCLAN

-Kestrelflight is knocked unconscious during the battle, and when he comes to again everything is still. He exits the MD to find the Windclan camp destroyed and all of his clanmates dead. He starts to wander the territory, looking for survivors, and finds Ashfoot a little ways from camp. She tells him she had been with Emberfoot and Sedgewhisker, chasing a group of DF cats, when they had been attacked by a much larger group. She lost sight of them in the struggle and barely managed to escape with her life. The two of them return to camp and begin to bury their clanmates.

MISSING:

-Ivypool chases a DF cat all the way to the Windclan border, eventually catching them just across the stream. Hearing sounds of a struggle, she finds Sedgewhisker and Emberfoot fighting for their lives. She helps them fight them off, and they tell her that they’re the only ones left from Windclan, thinking that Ashfoot had been killed. She leads them back to the abandoned two leg nest to recover, as they were badly injured, and she believes herself to be the last Thunderclan cat.

-When Smokefoot and Snowbird return to Shadowclan territory to help their clan, they run into Rowanclaw, who is trying to protect a dying Tawnypelt from a group of DF cats. They help him fight them off and he tells them the camp is lost. He is badly injured, and it’s too late to help Tawnypelt. He tries to tell them something about Starlingwing but passes out before he can. They start dragging him away, trying to find someplace safe to recover. They end up at the far edge of Shadowclan territory, near the Riverclan border, and hide under the boughs of a willow tree there. Not long after they hear the sound of cats heading their way, and prepare to fight to the last. However, it turns out to be a partially blinded Grasspelt and a grief stricken Duskfur. They all shelter together under the tree, and Grasspelt explains that Duskfur had lost at least two, if not all of her children that night. At that point Rowanclaw begins to come to, and immediately starts demanding they try and find their clanmates, while Smokefoot and Snowbird try to get him to rest lest he reopen his wounds. 

AFTER:

-Ashfoot and Kestrelflight split up to check on the other clans. Kestrelflight goes to Thunderclan, where he meets with their survivors, while Ashfoot goes to Riverclan. There she meets up with Mistystar and Reedwhisker, and they exchange information about what happened. Mistystar decides to bring her son and grandchildren to the island, and tells Ashfoot that she and Kestrelflight are welcome to join. Ashfoot goes with Reedwhisker to Shadowclan to seek out survivors there, and they manage to find Starlingwing and the others. Reedwhisker goes with them to help them get to the island. Ashfoot eventually makes it to the Thunderclan camp, where she tells the rest of the survivors that everyone left is gathering on the island.

-Once there it really sinks in how much has been lost. Everyone agrees that Mistystar should be in charge, and she decides to keep both deputies. She chooses Mousefur as the Thunderclan representative and Starlingwing as the Shadowclan representative of their little group, and they begin to discuss what to do next.

-Sorreltail immediately takes on Sparrowkit, Havenkit, and Perchkit, channeling her own grief at the loss of her children into taking care of the five remaining kits.

-Ashfoot and Kestreflight volunteer to help bury the rest of the dead, as they have already taken care of their own: they also want to look for Emberfoot and Sedgewhisker, as theirs had been the only bodies they couldn’t find.

-Eventually all the dead are accounted for, and they begin to search for the missing cats

That’s all I have for right now, and idk if I’ll actually do much more with this, but it was definitely a fun way to spend an afternoon!

[fenweak]

hockey? what hockey? a 1988 fic rec

Where Jonny and/or Pat are ordinary guys with ordinary jobs and they still fall in love. Because self-help is reading AUs. ★ are personal faves

short: ~2k words

medium: 2k-20k words

long: 20k-60k

novel length : 60k~

Actors & Performers

It'll Take You Up or Down (chatfic) by puckling - former child actor!Pat

like a heartbeat drives you mad ★- teen | medium | actor!Pat, agent Jonny | pretend relationship

When the Stars Align by liveinfury - teen | medium | rival actors Pat and Jon

88 Dates - medium | actor Pat, accountant Jonny | The Bachelor AU

warm hands series by Caivallon  ★ - explicit | long | ballet dancer Pat | 

you got a look in your eyes by elenamichaels - explicit | medium | ballet dancer Pat

mime out by hazel - explicit | medium | mime!Jonny, office guy Pat

Animal-related

Pavlov? It Rings a Bell by conformityissuicide - mature | medium | Pat is a dog-trainer

The Bee's Knees by dragons_and_angels - gen | medium | beekeeper Pat

Shell Out by jezziejay - short | Pat works at a pet store, office guy Jonny

good things come to those who bait by thundersquall ★ - teen | medium | fishermen Jon and Pat | hilarity | ft. sid/geno

Architect

perfect match by thundersquall - explicit | long | architect Pat, lawyer Jon | online dating

private passions secret storms series by CoffeeKristin, Frosting50 - explicit | novel length | architect Jon, stay at home dad Pat | mpreg, infidelity

This Is What A Love Song Sounds Like by fourfreedoms ★  - explicit | medium | architect Pat, startup guy Jon | highschool reunion AU

Baker

the kazer dick cake fic of shame and glory series by Celly1995 - explicit | long |  baker!Pat | awkward post-hookup encounter

No Assembly Required ★ - mature | medium | baker Pat, flower shop owner Jon | mail order bride AU

Barista/Coffeeshop

a real grind by thisissirius - teen | medium | Starbucks barista Pat

coffee's for closers - explicit | medium | coffeeshop owner Pat, Jon is the customer he's crushing on

Cool Beans, Bro - explicit | long | Pat owns a coffee shop named "Stanley (cup)", office guy Jon | ft. barista Segs

like a caffeine rush by hawkeytime (jayyloo) - teen | medium | cafe owner stat genius Pat | soul bond

Looking for a rhythm like you by tictactoews - explicit | medium | cafe owner Jon, teacher Pat

Morning Commute by CoffeeKristin - gen | short | barista at a deli Pat, office guy Jon

sounds like hallelujah by fadeastride - mature | medium | Starbucks barista Pat, lawyer Jon | the one where he always gets Jon's name wrong

Today's Special by jonnyhustle - teen | short | Starbucks barista Pat

(when the moon hits your eye) Like a Big Pizza Lie by jezziejay  ★ - teen | medium | barista Jon, student architect /restorator Pat | in Rome!

Bartender/ Clubs

Body Shots - explicit | medium | bartender Pat

Beer League MVP (among other things) - teen | medium | bartender Pat | misunderstandings

Just What I Ordered by phuckphace - mature | medium | bartender Jonny

ShimmerGlisten by Frosting50 - explicit | short | bar owner Pat, office guy Jonny

The Barrister and the Bartender by AnthemGlass - explicit | medium | bartender Pat, lawyer Jon

The Places You Will Be From by eberbae, hatrickane   ★ - explicit | novel length | bartenders Pat and Jon | enemies to lovers

too dark in this bar tonight by midnightrambles - mature | medium | bottle server Pat

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Caddy

If You Were Real by toewsyourheart - explicit | medium | caddy!Pat, Prince Jonny

off green mulligan by Pinkmanite - explicit | medium | caddy!Pat

Chef

all we can eat - mature | medium | chef/restaurateur Jonny, food critic!pat

so i let my walls come down, down by thundersquall ★ - explicit | medium | chef/restaurateur Jonny

Entrepreneur/Shop Owner

53rd Street Shinny by taliahale - teen | medium | rival hockey store owners jonny and pat | You've Got Mail AU

Baby, It's Hot Outside by toewsyourheart ★ - gen | medium | popsicle vendor!pat, editor!jonny

Hot Diggity Dog by creampuffer - teen | medium | hotdog stand owner!Pat | office guy Jonny

Home Grown or Five Times Jonny Read Patrick’s Sign (and One Time Patrick Read Jonny’s) by CoffeeKristin - teen | medium | plant nursery owner!Pat

Locally Sourced or Five Times Jonny Didn't Want Kaner's Sausage (and One Time He Did) by CoffeeKristin ★ - teen | medium | rival farmer's market concessionaires AU | pat sells gourmet sausages, jon sells the healthy stuff 

The face he can't forget by CoffeeKristin - explicit | long | fishing shop owner Jonny | Notting Hill AU

Whole Hearted by CoffeeKristin - gen | Pat runs his dad's pretzel shop, Jon owns a hippie chiropractic center

"Will It Blend?" series by Celly1995 ★ - explicit | long | smoothie shop owner Jon

Every Little Thing He Does (is magic) by jezziejay (WIP) - teen | long | hippie shop owner Jon, local police chief Kaner | 

Farm/Ranch

farmer au series by toewsyourheart ★ - medium | farmer Jonny, police Pat | Jonny's organic corn is missing

the road less traveled by thundersquall - medium | farm owner Jonny

Hide Your Face So The World Will Never Find You (Paper Faces On Parade) by huntersandangels - mature | long | farm owner Jonny, rich guy in disguise Pat

how the heat series by allthebros - explicit | medium | farmhands Jon and Pat | a/b/o

state of grace - explicit | long | farm owner Jon, horse trainer Pat | estranged childhood sweethearts

Wild Stallions: A Love Story - explicit | medium | ranch workers Pat and Jon

Firefighter

(You) Turn The Temperature Higher by hawkeytime ★ - teen | medium | volunteer firefighter Jon

firefighter!Jonny AU ficlet - short | firefighter Jon

Flight Attendant

Sky High or Five Times Jonny Didn't Join the Mile High Club (And One Time He Did) by CoffeeKristin - explicit | medium | flight attendant!Pat, business

Home Improvement (?)

Between the Pipes - explicit | medium | home renovator Jonny, teacher Pat | reality TV

how does your garden grow? - teen | medium | landscaper!Jonny, app developer!Pat

Hotel/Accommodations

Cozy Windmill Inn series ★ by ukiyo91 - mature | long | Jonny runs a b&b, Pat is a theater actor

Journalists

[Buzz]Feed My Flame by toewsyourheart - mature | medium | buzzfeed writer!Pat, book editor! Jonny

nobody quite like you by rightnow - explicit | medium | reporter Pat

say something by hawkeytime (jayyloo) - mature | medium | war journalist Pat, Prince Jon in the military

Strung Out on Heaven's High (hitting an all-time low) by jezziejay ★ - mature | long | beat reporter! Kaner

You Give Love A Bad Name - explicit | medium | sex columnist Jon, sex shop worker Pat

anorgasmic girl!Kaner tag by fourfreedoms  - explicit | medium | follow up here | writers Pat and Jon | rule!63

Lawyers/Legal

bona fides series by demotu - explicit | medium | lawyer!Jonny | one night stand

Carve His Name With Pride - long | paralegal!Jonny| mpreg | the one where they have a son who becomes an NHL goalie

Halifax Privateers series by electrumqueen  - mature | novel length | lawyer Jonny, media guy Pat | they came out as teens and never got drafted AU

safe to shore by empathapathique ★ - explicit | medium | lawyer Jonny, writer Pat | or, the estranged husbands AU | angst

this will be our year (took a long time to come) by hazel - mature | medium | lawyers jon and pat

Librarian

kiss and ride in the cta, podfic by exmanhater  - explicit | medium |  librarian Jon, law student Pat | meet cute at the CTA

This Love Is Be and End All, podfic by exmanhater - teen | medium | librarian Pat | the one with the Blackhawks Book Club

We Could Turn the Pages - gen | medium | librarian Jon who gives Pat a hard time

Models

Patrick Kane does not date models - short | photographer Pat, model Jon

That's Fashion, Baby by anilad - mature | medium | male models Jon and Pat

Model!Jonny series by CitrusVanille - teen | medium | male model Jon

You Make It Look Good  ★ - explicit | long | model Jon, photographer Pat

Medical Professionals

baby, be with me (so happily) - medium | midwife!Pat, not a hockey player Jon  | Pat assists on the birth of Jon's nephew

we were in flames ★ - long | mature | MD Jon, musician Pat | college sweethearts

Bad Case of Loving You by ukiyo91, yukonecho  ★- mature | medium | team doctor!Jonny 

I was told love is blind (but he can see fine, when he's looking at me) by  Aria_Masterson1153 - sports physician Pat | massage porn

Muscle Stim by sahiya ★- explicit | medium | physical therapist Jon

Taut by hatrickane - explicit | medium | physical therapist Jon

The Fifth Time’s the Charm - mature | medium | athletic trainer Pat

Theoretical Maximum Tolerated Dose by fourfreedoms  ★ - explicit | medium | MDs Jon and Pat in a research hospital

untold stories of the er series by toewsyourheart - teen | medium | RN Pat, MD Jonny

Won't You Swim With Me? by midnightrambles - gen | medium | MD Pat

Got Your Back by Prialee  (WIP) - teen | long | RN Pat, law student Jonny who has cancer | 50/50 AU

Military

and live honorably - teen | medium | army!Pat | coming home

Scratch Lottery Ticket Life by dedougal - teen | medium | peace-keeping force Pat and Jon

So Lift Those Heavy Eyelids by SimoneClouseau ★ - explicit | medium | fighter pilots Jon and Pat | alien invasion | open ending

all my edges are exposed - mature | medium | army Pat and Jon | generation kill AU

Your Faded Arrangements by ukiyo91 - mature | medium | war vet Jon

trace your path between the stars by thundersquall  ★ - explicit | medium | space military a/b/o!!!!

Musicians

About Today by ukiyo91, yukonecho  - explicit | medium | rock star pat, manager Jonny

concentrating on falling apart ★ - mature | medium | rival rock band stars Jonny and Pat | angst

Cup Champs by my99centdreams - explicit | long | jon and pat are in a rock band

Notes in a Minor Cord by Bellaphant - teen | medium | popstar Pat, bodyguard Jonny

throw caution to the wind (and start over again) - teen | medium | street musician Jon

In My Blood and In My Bones + Nothing Sweet or Gentle by fourfreedoms - explicit | medium | nanny Jon, band guitarist Pat

(Generic) Office Guys

the show goes on by hazel  ★ - explicit | medium | officemates Jon and Pat, they’re in data entry | podfic

Waiting Room by heartstrings - teen | medium |  officemates Jon and Pat, web designer Pat, graphic designer Jon | post-anesthesia shenanigans

Same Time, Same Place by brutti_ma_buoni- explicit | medium | office guy Jonny, in the plastics business

Police & Agents

a bad case of loving you series (unfinished WIP) - long | CIA agents Jonny and Pat

A Real Actual Live Cop by jonnyhustle - teen | medium | police!jonny, Kaner thinks he's a stripper

Go, Johnny, Go - explicit | medium | police!Jonny | speeding ticket shenanigans

i'm bound to walk away these blues by leah k (blinkiesays) ★ - mature | medium | police!Pat, mountie!Jonny | inter-country buddy cop fic, ft. TJ Oshie

It Always Feels Like Somebody's Watching Me by Mullsandmutts - mature | long | police!Pat | whodunit

Make His Brown Eyes Blue ★ by jezziejay - teen | medium | FBI agent Jonny, thief Patrick | can't recommend this fic highly enough

maybe all you need is someone to trust by alwaysbuddy - mature | medium | secret agents AU | kingsman AU

Perfect Pull by MajaLi - mature | medium | police Jon and Pat | coffee-related romance

tell me something I need to know - mature | medium | police Jon, prostitute (?) Kaner

Politics

first gentleman of canada tag by kanerboo  ★ - Prime Minister of Canada Jon, First Gentleman Kaner | established relationship

The Minister and Foreign Affairs by jezziejay - teen | medium | Canadian Minister for Sport Jon, tea guy Patrick | Love Actually AU

Priest

Be Thou My Ally by ingenius ★- explicit | medium | priest of Aphrodite!Pat | +podfic

Double Bind by blue_spruce ★ - mature | long | priest Pat | angst

Secretaries & Assitants

his executive assistant! by hazel - mature | medium | exec. assistant! Jon, genius millionaire engineer Pat

deep in my bones, I can feel you (take me back to a time only we knew) by gasmsinc - explicit | long | secretary to the mob!Patrick, mob boss Jonny

we're looking for something dumb to do by hatrickane - mature | medium | assistant Pat, publisher Jonny | The Proposal AU

Ice-cream Castles in the Air by jezziejay ★ - mature | long | personal assistant to a  football player Pat, entrepreneur Jon | sweet home alabama AU | bah gawd have your tissues ready for this one

Strip Clubs, Sex Work & Porn

baby, you could have whatever you like by jessus - teen | medium | street hooker Pat, high-class escort Jon

i don't play hard to get (i play to get you hard) by hawkeytime (jayyloo) - explicit | medium | pornstars Jon and Pat

I'm So Glad You Called by bergamotandbone (corpsereviver2) ★ - mature | short | phone sex worker Pat, roomie Jonny

Julia Roberts Sits in a Throne of Lies (abandoned WIP) - nc-17 | long | rentboy Jonny | still very funny

never ever learned to read or write so well - explicit | medium | rentboy Jonny

The Past We Left Behind by PensToTheEnd - explicit | long | runaway rentboy Pat

Oh, Pool Boy! by RRsummers - explicit | medium | porn stars Jon and Pat

amateur porn

pictures of lily by gasmsinc - medium | porn stars Jon and Pat

Talk Dirty to Me by liveinfury (lotionbottle) - explicit | medium | phone sex operator Pat

The Way You Drink Your Coffee by sabrina_il (marina) - explicit | long | professional dom Pat

we were made to win by heartstrings ★ - explicit | long | attempt at amateur porn | best friends to lovers

Make You Crazy Over My Touch by liveinfury - explicit | long | porn star Jon, fluffer Pat

Candy Kane, podfic by rscreighton - businessman Jon, stripper Pat

Just Another Love Story - explicit | medium | pole boy Pat

Retail

Romance Can Blossom Any Old Time by Celly1995 - mature | long | retail elves Jon and Pat

Sale Agreed by jezziejay - medium | salesman Pat | Jon is in love with his vacuum cleaner

I have Died Everyday by jezziejay - medium | part-time cashiers Jon and Pat | pretend relationship

what i did on my summer vacation by hazel - explicit | medium | summertime emporium cashiers Jon and Pat

the kids are alright - explicit | long | Pat works at a sporting goods store, peewee coach Jonny

Other Services

Baby, You Can Wash My Car or Five Times Jonny Doesn't Get His Car Washed (and One Time He Does) by CoffeeKristin - teen | medium | car wash guy Pat, reg office guy Jon

move the pieces until we fit - explicit | long | supermarket cashier/waiter Pat | angst

Try to Know the Unavoidable Thing - explicit | long | small town waiter Pat

Salon Personnel

Chicago MoHawks ★ - gen | medium | barber!Jonny

Tailor

Provenance by fourfreedoms ★ - mature | medium | vampire tailor Jonny

Tech

Expected Result by hatrickane ★ - mature | medium | software/app guy Pat, client Jonny

had to start somewhere - explicit | medium | video game developer!Pat, millionaire philantropist Jonny | hookups

Teachers

Elementary by Mythisea - explicit | medium | elementary school teacher Jon, community volunteer Pat

22 by aohatsu - teen | medium | teacher Jon | bodyswitching, soulmates

keep buying the stars by medusacascade22 - explicit | medium | high school teacher Jon, student Pat

Like Dropped Puffapod Beans by allthebros - teen | short | (Hogwarts) professors Jon and Pat

Banned by Vitula - teen | medium | explicit | teacher Jonny | they meet in an online forum

so show me family series by livingoutofcases, rightnow - mature | long | kindergarten teacher Pat

the one with the baby yentas series by forochel  - explicit | long | kindergarten teacher Pat

The Reeducation of Misters Kane and Toews by jezziejay ★  - teen | medium | teacher Jon | ft. guest star Derek Jeter |  + bonus timestamp

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A Story With Intrigue by Frosting50 - 5 imagined times Patrick and Jonny meet (cute) in alternate universes, and one time it happens for real.

For fic inquiries. Rec me fic? Happy reading!

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for the tiny verse au, can you write the first time R call wanda and natasha mommy and momma?really loves your writing <3

What It Was Always Meant to Be

Paring: Mommy!Wanda Maximoff x Little!Reader (f) x Mama!Natasha Romanoff

Warnings: Forced age regression, heavy md/lg (SFW when in little space), captivity, this is a dark AU

A/n: Thank you for the kind words and thank you for sending this in! I hope you like this! :D This request is kind of similar to my “Their Little One” fic, but here is a little deeper into their reaction!!

The note that you slid under Wanda and Natasha's door was simple and to the point. It was meant to tell your new caregivers that they had won. They had convinced you to fall into a point of submission where you were completely reliant on them.

The first few days of captivity with Wanda and Natasha, you were nowhere near regressing. You had stayed in your adult headspace since you had gotten to the cabin. Slowly but surely, they chiseled at your brain and reached the deepest parts to get you to regress. 

Days were spent locked in your nursery, in the childish teddy bear pajamas that they chose for you. You wish you could have a normal room, a normal bed, just a normal life. The adult-sized crib in the corner of the room caught your eye and you sighed as you stared at it. Every night you were chained inside of it, the two women who took you knowing full well you would try to escape at night. You knew you would too, and it scared you how much they knew about you. 

The day your mind slipped, you left the two women the note that told them you were ready to be their little girl. 

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’You know, its not half bad here…’ a voice inside of you sounded. “Go away…” you growl, your consciousness coming to life and telling you everything you need to hear. ’Come on, Y/n. You don’t have to hide anymore. You can be taken care of just like you wanted. You don’t have to do taxes, you don’t have to cook, you don’t have to worry anymore. These women love you.’ The voice sounded again and you hit your own head.

“Stop it… please stop!” You say just a little louder. ’Give in. Give in. Give. In. GIVE IN!’ The voice was screaming at you now, telling you to live a life you don’t want, but truly need. You’ve been on your own all your life, and this was just the instant you needed to be taken care of.

“Give in?” You ask with a small whimper. ’Give in.’ The voice said back. And that’s exactly what you did. You gathered your crayons and a notebook and you decided to write a little note to each of your mommies. 

It read;

“Mommy and Mama I deecided I want to have a talk about me. I don’t want to disterb your working ness, so here are letters for you.”

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Every day Wanda and Nat read your little letter, waiting for you to say their titles in your own voice. Every day they waited, and pushed you deeper into a space you refused to get into. They did this every day until you finally said the words. 

“Mommy?” Your voice sounded in the doorway of Wanda and Nat's room. “Mama?” Your eyes scanned the room and finally, they landed on your mommies, looking to and then to each other in surprise. 

“Little one? What did you say?” Wanda stood up, walking over to you with a small smile on her lips. 

“Mommy…” You say, looking up at Wanda, and then saying “Mama,” As you look over to Natasha, telling them what you are going to call them. “I ready to be here.” You drop your head, looking down at the lion in your hands. 

Wanda and Natasha were so excited that you were finally succumbing to their constant pushing and praised you every time you called them by their titles. They absolutely loved it! In all honesty, you loved it too, and you learned to love it even more with every day you were kept in their hands.