#mcwhopper

[trappezoider]

Burger King and Ronald McDonald when they were still young and carefree. Lovers to rivals yall. McWhopper if you will.

[bilolli]

dont listen to that anon they’ve never had a mcwhopper and are just jealous /j

Not everyone has the luxury of living at 5 minutes from 2 different McDonald's. A shame really, we have to understand them and be inclusive!

[bumpsyp1ains]

*whisper and surge get into an argument again, with tangle and jewel trying (and failing) to calm them down*

surge: DON’T SAY FUCK TO ME, FUCKWAD

whisper: I’LL SAY FUCK TO WHOEVER I WANT TO SAY FUCK TO

surge: FUCK YOU

whisper: FUCK YOU

kit, finally having enough: FUCK BOTH OF YOU! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

everyone:

kit: WHY ARE YOU GUYS EVEN YELLING AT EACH OTHER?! WE’RE TRYING TO GET THIS DAMN MISSION DONE!

surge: dri-

kit: I JUST WANNA GO BACK HOME AND GET MYSELF A FUCKING MCWHOPPER FROM BURGER KING EVEN THOUGH I DON’T FUCKING LIKE BURGER KING AND BURGER KING IS SHIIIIIIIT-

*kit’s hydrokenesis thrashes the room*

[psychotic-nonsense]

( Average day in The Imprisoned's cave. Inspired by this video )

Eddie: They were trying to save Max, not hurt her, what the-

Jason: "Save her" my ass, those kids broke everything! They broke Hawkins, they broke me, and I'm surprised you think they didn't fucking break you too!

Eddie: Now that's just fucking bullshit. (Patrick: Guys this isn't getting us anywhere-) I know you're just a stubborn ignorant bastard, but they wouldn't fucking hurt anyone.

Jason: Don't say "fuck" to me, fuckwad!

Eddie: I'll say "fuck" to whoever I wanna say "fuck" to!

Jason: Fuck you!!

Eddie: Fuck you!!

Billy: FUCK BOTH OF YOU, SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! WHY ARE YOU GUYS YELLING AT EACH OTHER RIGHT NOW, (Barbara and Bob awkwardly watching the argument) WE'RE TRYING TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!

Billy: I JUST WANNA GO BACK HOME AND GET MYSELF A FUCKING MCWHOPPER FROM BURGER KING EVEN THOUGH I DON'T FUCKING LIKE BURGER KING AND BURGER KING IS SHIT-

[loving-n0t-heyting]

Extremely agreeable quality of legalese is the amount of use of “hereby”

Ppl should do this more irl. “I hereby ask you to get my toys from the kitchen.” “I am hereby ordering a big juice with my McWhopper.” Good stuff

[cornbread818]

One McWhopper but no buns please, we already have them.

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[shibainu2006]

Twisted Wonderland incorrect quote

*Tigers hold a very special spot in my heart.... A VERY SPECIAL SPOT*

They ripped Reign's tiger stuffy in an argument and made her upset. AND THEY CONTINUED TO ARGUE!

Leona: FUCK YOU

Malleus: FUCK YOU

Reign(MC): FUCK BOTH OF YOU! SHUT THE FUCK UP!! WHY ARE YOU GUYS YELLING AT EACHOTHER RIGHT NOW!? WE'RE TRYING TO FIX MY GODDAMN TIGER!! I JUST WANNA GO HOME AND GET MYSELF A FUCKING MCWHOPPER FROM BUGER KING EVEN THOUGH I DON'T FUCKING LIKE BURGER KING AND BURGER KING IS SHIIT!!!

@killersweetie

@vtoriacore

@vtoriacore-rbs

@v-anrouge

@merotwst

@eccedentesiast-sapphic

@the-dumber-scaramouche

@captain-liminal

@marcythehumble

[its-ya-girl-phoeni]

Bonnie McFreakin' Loses It

Giles: Fuck you! Philip: Fuck you! Bonnie: FUCK BOTH OF YOU, SHUT THE FUCK UP! WHY'RE YOU GUYS YELLING AT EACH OTHER RIGHT NOW?! WE'RE TRYING TO FIX JOSEPH'S GODDAMN EYE! I JUST WANNA GO BACK HOME AND GET MYSELF A FUCKING MCWHOPPER FROM BURGER KING EVEN THOUGH I DON'T FUCKING LIKE BURGER KING AND BURGER KING IS SHIIIIIIIITTT!

[itsthemysterykids]

Coraline: We are never drink a shake made from eggplant.

???: Actually this shake is made from beries, rasberies, ice cream, milk and whipped cream.

Neil: Who said that?

Ronald McDonald: Twas me! Ronald McDonald, your beloved-

Dipper: KILLER CLOWN!

Ronald: What? No, I’m Ronald McDonald! You know, the beloved food mascot for the entire food franchise that pumps cows and chickens with enough steroids to give them facial hair.

Norman: KFC?

Ronald: NO!

Coraline: Wendy’s!

Ronald: Do I look like Pippy Longstocking?! No! Anyway, the Grimace Shake is a delightful beverage worth a sip.

Neil: … Are you the Burger King mascot?

Ronald: Just drink the shake.

Wybie: Sure. Just eat a McWhopper.

Ronald: What?

Wybie: I said. Eat. A. McWhopper.

Ronald: … Uh… Sure. Okay, I’ll have one of my delicious McWhoppers. It’s not like they take years off my life, and… That’s the reason I’ve been replaced by a box as the mascot. *Takes a small bite out of a McWhopper* So good.

Dipper: Deal’s a deal. Gimme a shake.

[barin-mclegg]

I want to call my pet something weird and people will be like "ooohhhh nice to meet you Mr celery stick/Ms aggravated assualt/Mrs barnacle" and I will be "actually it's doctor" and they will make eye contact with me and I'll whip out a fake PhD for my pet called something like "big mcwhopper" or "salad man" and they'll know they made a mistake entering my house but they can't turn back now without looking weird and nt people are obsessed with being normal

[lyriluscss]

YGO incorrect quotes pt. 1

Jaden: [floof] YOU

Chazz: [floof] YOU

Asuka: [floof] BOTH OF YOU SHUT THE [floof] UP WHY ARE YOU GUYS YELLING AT EACHOTHER RIGHT NOW WE'RE TRYING TK FIX YOUR [floooof] EYE I JUST WANNA GO HOME AND GET A MCWHOPPER FROM BURGER KIND EVEN THOUGH I DONT LIKE BURGER KING BECAUSE BURGER KING IS SHIIIIIT~

J & C: tf

@chazz-is-a-zelda-fan

[the-arbys-nightvale]

How much for a McWhopper?

Do you take me for some type of clown?

[rebeleden]

Watch "Would YOU Try the McWhopper?" on YouTube

[mcdonalds-unofficial]

Sorry, I meant a McWhopper

oh you're being so silly right now. what a goofball

[lilacartsmadsion]

Eda: FUCK YOU!

Raine: FUCK YOU!

King: FUCK BOTH OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP! WHYA RE YOU YELLING AT EACHOTHER WE’RE TRYING TO FIX YOUR GODDAMN EYE. I JUST WANNA GO GET A FUCKING MCWHOPPER FROM BURGER KING EVEN THOUGH I DONT FUCKING LIKE BURGER KING AND BURGER KING IS SHII-

Raine: This is like when she asked to drive the ship into the Sun

Lilith: What?

[krismckrismckris]

can i get a mcwhopper with a large sprite and a kids meal (with the toy, if i dont see a god damn motherfuckin toy then imma commit war crimes) thank you 🤭

that one time i got @a-120