#mcwhopper

[trappezoider]

Burger King and Ronald McDonald when they were still young and carefree. Lovers to rivals yall. McWhopper if you will.

[bilolli]

dont listen to that anon they’ve never had a mcwhopper and are just jealous /j

Not everyone has the luxury of living at 5 minutes from 2 different McDonald's. A shame really, we have to understand them and be inclusive!

[bumpsyp1ains]

*whisper and surge get into an argument again, with tangle and jewel trying (and failing) to calm them down*

surge: DON’T SAY FUCK TO ME, FUCKWAD

whisper: I’LL SAY FUCK TO WHOEVER I WANT TO SAY FUCK TO

surge: FUCK YOU

whisper: FUCK YOU

kit, finally having enough: FUCK BOTH OF YOU! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

everyone:

kit: WHY ARE YOU GUYS EVEN YELLING AT EACH OTHER?! WE’RE TRYING TO GET THIS DAMN MISSION DONE!

surge: dri-

kit: I JUST WANNA GO BACK HOME AND GET MYSELF A FUCKING MCWHOPPER FROM BURGER KING EVEN THOUGH I DON’T FUCKING LIKE BURGER KING AND BURGER KING IS SHIIIIIIIT-

*kit’s hydrokenesis thrashes the room*

[psychotic-nonsense]

( Average day in The Imprisoned's cave. Inspired by this video )

Eddie: They were trying to save Max, not hurt her, what the-

Jason: "Save her" my ass, those kids broke everything! They broke Hawkins, they broke me, and I'm surprised you think they didn't fucking break you too!

Eddie: Now that's just fucking bullshit. (Patrick: Guys this isn't getting us anywhere-) I know you're just a stubborn ignorant bastard, but they wouldn't fucking hurt anyone.

Jason: Don't say "fuck" to me, fuckwad!

Eddie: I'll say "fuck" to whoever I wanna say "fuck" to!

Jason: Fuck you!!

Eddie: Fuck you!!

Billy: FUCK BOTH OF YOU, SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! WHY ARE YOU GUYS YELLING AT EACH OTHER RIGHT NOW, (Barbara and Bob awkwardly watching the argument) WE'RE TRYING TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!

Billy: I JUST WANNA GO BACK HOME AND GET MYSELF A FUCKING MCWHOPPER FROM BURGER KING EVEN THOUGH I DON'T FUCKING LIKE BURGER KING AND BURGER KING IS SHIT-

[loving-n0t-heyting]

Extremely agreeable quality of legalese is the amount of use of “hereby”

Ppl should do this more irl. “I hereby ask you to get my toys from the kitchen.” “I am hereby ordering a big juice with my McWhopper.” Good stuff

[its-ya-girl-phoeni]

Bonnie McFreakin' Loses It

Giles: Fuck you! Philip: Fuck you! Bonnie: FUCK BOTH OF YOU, SHUT THE FUCK UP! WHY'RE YOU GUYS YELLING AT EACH OTHER RIGHT NOW?! WE'RE TRYING TO FIX JOSEPH'S GODDAMN EYE! I JUST WANNA GO BACK HOME AND GET MYSELF A FUCKING MCWHOPPER FROM BURGER KING EVEN THOUGH I DON'T FUCKING LIKE BURGER KING AND BURGER KING IS SHIIIIIIIITTT!

[itsthemysterykids]

Coraline: We are never drink a shake made from eggplant.

???: Actually this shake is made from beries, rasberies, ice cream, milk and whipped cream.

Neil: Who said that?

Ronald McDonald: Twas me! Ronald McDonald, your beloved-

Dipper: KILLER CLOWN!

Ronald: What? No, I’m Ronald McDonald! You know, the beloved food mascot for the entire food franchise that pumps cows and chickens with enough steroids to give them facial hair.

Norman: KFC?

Ronald: NO!

Coraline: Wendy’s!

Ronald: Do I look like Pippy Longstocking?! No! Anyway, the Grimace Shake is a delightful beverage worth a sip.

Neil: … Are you the Burger King mascot?

Ronald: Just drink the shake.

Wybie: Sure. Just eat a McWhopper.

Ronald: What?

Wybie: I said. Eat. A. McWhopper.

Ronald: … Uh… Sure. Okay, I’ll have one of my delicious McWhoppers. It’s not like they take years off my life, and… That’s the reason I’ve been replaced by a box as the mascot. *Takes a small bite out of a McWhopper* So good.

Dipper: Deal’s a deal. Gimme a shake.

[lyriluscss]

YGO incorrect quotes pt. 1

Jaden: [floof] YOU

Chazz: [floof] YOU

Asuka: [floof] BOTH OF YOU SHUT THE [floof] UP WHY ARE YOU GUYS YELLING AT EACHOTHER RIGHT NOW WE'RE TRYING TK FIX YOUR [floooof] EYE I JUST WANNA GO HOME AND GET A MCWHOPPER FROM BURGER KIND EVEN THOUGH I DONT LIKE BURGER KING BECAUSE BURGER KING IS SHIIIIIT~

J & C: tf

@chazz-is-a-zelda-fan

[the-arbys-nightvale]

How much for a McWhopper?

Do you take me for some type of clown?

[rebeleden]

Watch "Would YOU Try the McWhopper?" on YouTube

[mcdonalds-unofficial]

Sorry, I meant a McWhopper

oh you're being so silly right now. what a goofball

[lilacartsmadsion]

Eda: FUCK YOU!

Raine: FUCK YOU!

King: FUCK BOTH OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP! WHYA RE YOU YELLING AT EACHOTHER WE’RE TRYING TO FIX YOUR GODDAMN EYE. I JUST WANNA GO GET A FUCKING MCWHOPPER FROM BURGER KING EVEN THOUGH I DONT FUCKING LIKE BURGER KING AND BURGER KING IS SHII-

Raine: This is like when she asked to drive the ship into the Sun

Lilith: What?

[krismckrismckris]

can i get a mcwhopper with a large sprite and a kids meal (with the toy, if i dont see a god damn motherfuckin toy then imma commit war crimes) thank you 🤭

that one time i got @a-120

[chocoenvy]

I have this idea for the villain sagau. Like, what if during the hunt for the reader, the reader has gone through the three current regions and is currently hiding somewhere. But the acolytes don't know where the imposter is hiding so they all band together to look for them.

On one certain day, they're all in Mond for hunting reasons when one of the sisters from the cathedral tells the acolytes that there's ominous music coming from the cathedral. All the acolytes go to the cathedral and there at the pipe organ is the reader.

I'm not sure what song is ominous enough but I think Toccate and Fugue in D minor sounds pretty ominous. You can choose the music if you don't like it

Also, can I be 🦝 anon?

NO BC THAT'S ACTUALLY SO FUNNY-

they don't know where the reader is, they're on their toes ready for the imposter to strike at any moment. Who knows what you'll try to do...

only for the next time they find you, for you to be playing ominous music on the fucking organ (or, if you wanna be funky, playing welcome to the black parade on the organ)

and they're probably all shaking in their boots bc holy shit are you about to kill them? You're the imposter after all you must have bad intentions.

Nope, you're just a menace.

also yes! You can be 🦝 anon!

[sekerenews]

3 Times Burger King Trolled McDonald’s and How It Boosted Sales

Burger King has a very fiery marketing approach, they are constantly trolling their other fast food rivals especially McDonald's. McDonald's seems to always be at the centre of the brand’s stunt.  The fast-food chain is always looking for and finding ways to troll McDonald's. They have trolled McDonald’s in some very savage and epic ways. Have you ever wondered if these stunts have ever paid off for the brand? Well on this post, we would be discussing some of the times Burger King Trolled McDonald’s and how its boosted sales.

Whopper Detour

This has to be the most savage way Burger King has ever trolled its rival ever. The campaign was created by FCB New York, the campaign involved offering its fans a 1 cent Whopper coupon. To redeem the coupon, fans had to be within 600 feet of a McDonald’s location. This campaign was a huge hit both in PR terms and in driving downloads. Their app was downloaded more than 1 million times and was the No 1 download app on Apple App Store. It also increased sales through the mobile app by 3 times during the campaign and a continued sales increase of times 2. The sales increase was not in units sold but in total sales value. Results: 3X sales increase through the mobile app during promotion 2X increase sustained after 2019 One Show Best in Discipline in Experiential and Immersive

Scary Clown Night

This campaign was created by the creative agency LOLA MullenLowe. The campaign was created just after Stephen King’s IT movie was released, the movie is the highest- grossing horror movie in history and at the time of the release was one of the most talked about the movie. Burger King decided to leverage on the movie’s success and people’s fear of clowns. They used the opportunity to also troll their longtime rival McDonalds. The campaign involved encouraging fans to dress up as Scary Clowns. Burger Kings around the world gave free Whoppers to anyone who came dressed as a clown on Halloween Results: More than 110,000 clowns receiving free Whoppers 15% global sales increase, 21% increase in foot traffic 1 billion earned impressions $22.4 million in earned media value Cannes Lions gold Lion in Outdoor

McWhopper

This campaign was created with Y&R New Zealand and it involved Burger King penning an open letter to McDonald in a New York Times ad. They asked them to come together on International Peace Day and create a McWhopper. The proceeds will be given to a nonprofit advocating for peace. Its rivals politely declined, and it sparked a lot of attention and led to other burger chains joining the cause instead. This lead to nearly 9 billion media impressions. Results: $138 million in earned media 9 billion media impressions 2016 Cannes Lions Grand Prix in Media and Grand Prix in Print 2017 Grand Effie Source: Adweek Read the full article

[shibainu2006]

Twisted Wonderland incorrect quote

*Tigers hold a very special spot in my heart.... A VERY SPECIAL SPOT*

They ripped Reign's tiger stuffy in an argument and made her upset. AND THEY CONTINUED TO ARGUE!

Leona: FUCK YOU

Malleus: FUCK YOU

Reign(MC): FUCK BOTH OF YOU! SHUT THE FUCK UP!! WHY ARE YOU GUYS YELLING AT EACHOTHER RIGHT NOW!? WE'RE TRYING TO FIX MY GODDAMN TIGER!! I JUST WANNA GO HOME AND GET MYSELF A FUCKING MCWHOPPER FROM BUGER KING EVEN THOUGH I DON'T FUCKING LIKE BURGER KING AND BURGER KING IS SHIIT!!!

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