#mcsteve

[lisacuddym-d]

If Steve McQueen or Queen McSteve dies from loneliness because you separated them, I'll sue for emotional damages

I HAVE THEM BOTH @nicktoons-brainrot

[drgregmousebites]

Did you know rats can die from loneliness?? Please get Steve McQueen a friend :(

Of course he has a friend. I know good rat keeping. I just like him better than Queen McSteve.

BUT QUEEN COULD DIE BECAUSE @lisacuddym-d TOOK HIS FRIEND

[coderfortourette]

Utah probably has some siblings.

Like assuming states have families like is implied several times. And the fact that its implied Utah is from a Mormon family, which tend to have lots of kids.

Utah doing typical brother stuff

He’s begged younger siblings not to tell mom after accidentally whacking them with a plastic bat trying to hit a wooden block that another sibling threw at him

 There’s a family reunion and one of his sisters threatens to tell mom who really ruined her make up if he tells her who really brought the frogs into the house

Miss Utah, his sister, is the baby of the family and has so much dirt on all her sibling. But Mr. Utah is the oldest, and have an equal amount of dirt. So they’re constantly at a stand still

Utah bringing Illithiya home for the first time and half his siblings trying to tell embarrassing stories. Another half are lying about how he snores or whatever. Miss Utah is trying to flirt for herself bc her brother is lame, Illithiya should hang out with her

Utah has his siblings’ contact names in his phones as their childhood nicknames. Which means sometimes when his phone rings it’s from “Bubble Head” or “McSteve”

His kids being named for their aunts/uncles. Because they’re annoying, but Utah does love his siblings.

Also he’s perfected the art of being well behaved in front of authority figures. So Gov never believes that Utah would misbehave and that Florida is just lying because why would innocent Utah knock a hole in the wall?

[nostalgia-tblr]

now that loki is a tree forever, who is your top bf and top gf pick for sylvie from the mcu?

for me, i think sylvie and ravonna should spice up their hate relationship and i also think thor x sylvie would make sense in a weird way.

Sylvonna is a good one, yeah. Enemies to lovers!

I think Sylvie/Valkryie would be good too. Both bisexual + Canon-Typical Knifeplay = true love.

I am UNSURE on Thorvie though. I think the incest might put them off there because they don't know each other and if they did incest it'd have to be in the accidental "oh no it turns out my lover is somehow my sibling" way, not in the thorki way where they are each other's entire reason for doing anything ever. There you go, Sylvie is a Loki variant so variant from the norm that she isn't in love with her own brother. Shocking! :O

So for guys I suppose it'd be one of the Avengers? Who's in the Avengers again. Erm... What about Steve McSteve? They could bond over hating facists and then kiss? I feel like this question is showing my lack of knowings about the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Oh, what about T'Challa? He seems nice. I think Sylvie should have a man that is nice, like genuinely nice not "nice guy" nice. Someone who will treat her good and gently dissuade her from eating roadkill because she doesn't need to do that any more. Maybe Bruce McHulk?

Though I am trying to invent my own canon where there's no tree because I hate the tree thing SO MUCH it's AWFUL it even turns S1 from being lovely to being a game of taunting the characters with hope that it intends to snatch away from them just to be spiteful. I'm in favour of the occasional Tragic Ending but sorry that one just feels mean-spirited so I refuse it. FUCK OFF, TREE ENDING!!!

[tfemultiversenewsletter]

He’s been contained and thrown back into his own universe after an incident at McSteve’s.

Rest in pieces Carl.

I ACCIDENTALLY RELEASED THE TFP VERSION OF MEGATRON INTO EARTHSPARK, PLEASE FIND HIM BEFORE HE MURDERS SOMEONE!!

I- YOU WHAT?! IM ON IT

@tfemultiversenewsletter

We're gonna need you.

@screamlordstar

Try to stay hidden for a while.

@prime-and-megatron

Watch out for him.

[nauticalwheelr-blog]

Doing some Minecraft doodles for a project. #minecraft #mcsteve #mojang #dontmineatnight #game #gamer #art #armor #love #mc #digitaldrawing https://www.instagram.com/p/Bp3pQ91AZIB/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=eco4aizujlog

[sublimespices]

Minecraft Steve

[redwylde]

I like cars but only if i imagine all the characters are actually human am i valid

You must embrace the vehicular way of life, young grasshopper.

[docholligay]

Congrats on your free phones! Also, much as it remains a fond childhood memory, you calling Jem "kookoo bananas" is the highlight of my afternoon

It IS kookoo bananas. I never watched Jem as a child, had no CONCEPT of it until i was drunk in the tub one night like...5 years ago?? And watched an episode or so while emailing Jetty one line thoughts. A selection:

ROAST HER EVIL HOLOGRAMS 

oh my god they're being kissed by dolphins what

PEDAL THE SWAN BOAT FOR ME AND MY LOVE

"remember these are killer whales" "that's okay these are killer outfits"

NO GIRLS DON'T GET WHALE MURDERED 

SAVE THEM BLANDY MCSTEVE

how can none of you swim 

OH MY GOD HIS NAME IS RIO

no one has ever shot at the grand Canyon yes,  good call

U N L E A S H T H E B A T S

[africareddie]

steve as a car

[itsanerdlife]

Just binged pretty much all of your MCSteve stories! Any future plans for a new one? Thanks!

Ummm writing is really slow currently cause I work a lot and hades takes up a lot of my time. So currently I don’t have any plans for anything but I do want to write more.

[littlencisthings]

Little NCIS Thing #466

McSteve Austin

[mcbassam-blog]

Song Request & Dedication to my Good friend @steveonthemic 🎤🎤🎤🎤🎥🎥🎥🎥📸📸📸😎😎😎😎🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁 oohh yeaahhhh !!! #steve #steveonthemic #philipino #philipinomc #mcsteve #stevedude #steveyoo #BassamVsSteve #lebanesefilipino #hahaha #yallaa #mcbassam #letsdoit #waslBazaarGraffiti #waslbazaar #waslgroup

[86wheelr]

the person you need is nanny McSteve

[dearllybeloved]

Steve would hit this

Lightning McSteve

[imadethisfor]

RT @Lucie_Carpenter: @RunTheRock2020 I made this for you #MakeAmericaRockAgain https://t.co/5R8zvVAsIb

@RunTheRock2020 I made this for you #MakeAmericaRockAgain pic.twitter.com/5R8zvVAsIb

— Barnacles McSteve (@Lucie_Carpenter) August 10, 2017