#mbs quiz

[nobodysdaydreams]

I have not check my uquiz inbox in several months. The quiz results auto delete every 30 days, but thank goodness I logged in just in time for this gem:

Anon, idk if you’re on this website, but boy do I have an MBS AU for you.

The one thing the AU doesn’t include is the animorphs aspect. I never read those books, but a few observations about this wonderful feedback:

I know Animorphs is about kids turning into animals (from the cover art). This quiz is about which animal you’d be, but nothing references the kids transforming specifically. But okay Anon. Speak your truth.

I like how anon says they “gotta” murder, like they need to. Also, was murder a thing??? In animorphs?? The children’s series??? Like they had the kids doing the murders? As a good or normal thing?

Perhaps more concerning than the “gotta murder” part is the phrase “at least one civilian”. Civilian? So not Curtain, not a bad guy, just a poor random guy living his life? What did he do?

Why does the fandom want to make Reynie specifically a villain? I also love the way anon phrases things. “Get to go against”. “Get to” as if Reynie has waited his whole life for the opportunity.

Given the feedback, I anticipated this user getting a result like “the polar bears that ate Constance’s parents”. Instead they got Seymour, the orphanage cat, which is the most popular result.

[thepringlesofblood]

important question: does murderbot (the murderbot diaries) wear socks?

we know socks exist in murderbot world (it describes human living spaces as smelling like dirty socks).

we know that mb's feet are inorganic and don't look like human feet or augmented human feet.

when mb gets new clothes, which it does several times throughout the series, it never mentions socks (at least not to my knowledge, and I have these books practically memorized at this point). the most we get is that some shoes are described as "soft".

when in armor, mb mentions its "suitskin", which seems to be an all-over bodysuit sort of deal that could cover feet as well, thus negating the need for socks. for most of the series, though, mb is not in armor and not wearing suitskin.

considerations/potential points

mb might hate the smell and/or human connotations of socks enough to go sockless

mb mentions its shoes being soft bc it doesn't need to wear socks with them

suitskin = no socks for secunits, but mb got some post-All Systems Red to when it had to start wearing human shoes

maybe human socks don't work with secunit feet, or aren't necessary for them (although shoes work, so i feel like socks would work too)

if mb mentions getting shoes, perhaps it can be assumed that it's also buying socks, and just didn't mention it bc it doesn't deem them important.

thoughts?

[sophieswundergarten]

I did it!!!!

It only took, like, nineteen times!!! But I figured it out and I think I've reached all (or at least most?) of the endings. I love this quiz so much. Really, it's a testament to how amazing it is that I've taken it so many times and I'm prepared to do it again

[philologique]

meyers briggs is fake but first/khaotung/mix all being INFx makes so much sense... the crying, the circuituous storytelling, mix's particular way of Observing, khaotung giving mix a copy of de profundis for christmas...

[phtalogreenpoison]

Your Result:

The Society of Orphaned Scientists (SOS)!

If you are not aware of what SOS is, it's an AO3 fic that details an MBS show AU/theory about Curtain, Garrison, Milligan, and SQ's birth parents being friends that fell apart. I won't force you to read it to understand your result, but let's just say you might wanna check up on your friends. It's nice that you all came together despite your tragic pasts and made a little family together. But trauma can leave its mark, and if disaster strikes, old wounds can be reopened with devastating consequences. Perhaps you and your friends could go to therapy together? Or maybe talk through the stuff that you've been through instead of keeping it a secret and actively deceiving those closest to you? Might be a good idea...

@nobody33333333 I took your quiz! I thought my answers were leaning towards the society adults but lmao rip I got the more mentally ill version of this. 😊💞

[three-bunnies-in-a-trenchcoat]

I hope you guys remember this its going to be on my lore quiz

[alvarvacker-ceo]

What is your Hogwarts house?

i dont know!! 👍

[7wolfmoon]

Architect INTJ-T 

Analyst Constant Improvement

before i c&p five novels’ worth of text, i just want to point out how funny and also fucked up it is that he is By Nature very curious, prone to doubting what he’s led to believe, comfortable striking out on his own, etc. but he still Tries So Fucking Hard to restrain himself with rules and others’ expectations and to fit into the roles that people expect of him. any and all of his rebellious acts are accidents that he tries desperately to prevent but they happen anyway. i just think it’s super funny and sad

anyway on to the wall. and i DO mean a fucking wall.

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A Pioneering Spirit

Architects question everything. Many personality types trust the status quo, relying on conventional wisdom and other people’s expertise to guide their lives. But ever-skeptical Architects prefer to make their own discoveries. In their quest to find better ways of doing things, they aren’t afraid to break the rules or risk disapproval – in fact, they rather enjoy it.

Architects, independent to the core, want to shake off other people’s expectations and pursue their own ideas.

This personality type comes with a strong independent streak. Architects don’t mind acting alone, perhaps because they don’t like waiting around for others to catch up with them. They also generally prefer making decisions without asking for anyone else’s input. At times, this lone-wolf behavior can come across as insensitive, as it fails to take into consideration other people’s thoughts, desires, and plans.

It would be a mistake, however, to view Architects as uncaring. Whatever the stereotypes about their stoic intellect, these personalities feel deeply. When things go wrong or when they hurt others, Architects are personally affected and spend much time and energy trying to figure out why things happened the way that they did. They may not always value emotion as a decision-making tool, but they are authentically human.

A Thirst for Knowledge

Architects can be both the boldest of dreamers and the bitterest of pessimists. They believe that, through willpower and intelligence, they can achieve even the most challenging goals. But these personalities may be cynical about human nature more generally, assuming that most people are lazy, unimaginative, or simply doomed to mediocrity.

People with the Architect personality type derive much of their self-esteem from their knowledge and mental acuity. In school, they may have been called “bookworms” or “nerds.” But rather than taking these labels as insults, many Architects embrace them. They recognize their own ability to teach themselves about – and master – any topic that interests them, whether that’s coding or capoeira or classical music.

Architects don’t just learn new things for show – they genuinely enjoy expanding the limits of their knowledge.

Architects can be single-minded, with little patience for frivolity, distractions, or idle gossip. That said, they’re far from dull or humorless. Many Architects are known for their irreverent wit, and beneath their serious exteriors, they often have a sharp, delightfully sarcastic sense of humor.

Social Frustrations

Architects aren’t known for being warm and fuzzy. They tend to prioritize rationality and success over politeness and pleasantries – in other words, they’d rather be right than popular. This may explain why so many fictional villains are modeled on this personality type.

Because Architects value truth and depth, many common social practices – from small talk to white lies – may seem pointless or downright stupid to them. As a result, they may inadvertently come across as rude or even offensive when they’re only trying to be honest.

At times, Architects may wonder whether dealing with other people is even worth the frustration.

But like any personality type, Architects do crave social interaction – they’d just prefer to surround themselves with people who share their values and priorities. Often, they can achieve this just by being themselves. When Architects pursue their interests, their natural confidence can draw people to them – professionally, socially, and even romantically.

The Chess Game of Life

Architects are full of contradictions. They are imaginative yet decisive, ambitious yet private, and curious yet focused. From the outside, these contradictions may seem baffling, but they make perfect sense once you understand the inner workings of the Architect mind.

For these personalities, life is like a giant game of chess. Relying on strategy rather than chance, Architects contemplate the strengths and weaknesses of each move before they make it. And they never lose faith that, with enough ingenuity and insight, they can find a way to win – no matter what challenges might arise along the way.

(INTJ) Strengths

Rational – Architects pride themselves on the power of their minds. They can reframe nearly any challenge as an opportunity to hone their rational thinking skills and expand their knowledge – and with this mindset, they can devise inventive solutions to even the most arduous of problems.

Informed – Few personality types are as devoted as Architects to developing rational, correct, and evidence-based opinions. Rather than hunches or half-baked assumptions, they base their conclusions on research and analysis. This gives them the conviction that they need to stand up for their ideas, even in the face of disagreement.

Independent – For these personalities, conformity is more or less synonymous with mediocrity. Creative and self-motivated, Architects strive to do things their own way. They can imagine few things more frustrating than allowing arbitrary rules or conventions to stand in the way of their success.

Determined – This personality type is known for being ambitious and goal-oriented. Architects won’t rest until they’ve achieved their own definition of success – which usually entails mastering the subjects and pursuits that matter to them.

Curious – Architects are open to new ideas – as long as those ideas are rational and evidence-based, that is. Skeptical by nature, Architects are especially drawn to offbeat or contrarian points of view. And if the facts prove them wrong, they are generally happy to revise their opinions.

Original – Without Architects, the world would be a far less interesting place. This personality type’s rebellious streak is responsible for some of history’s most unconventional ideas and inventions. Even in their everyday lives, Architects force the people around them to consider new (and sometimes startling) ways of looking at things.

(INTJ) Weaknesses

Arrogant – Architects might be knowledgeable, but they’re not infallible. Their self-assurance can blind them to useful input from other people – especially anyone they deem to be intellectually inferior. These personalities can also come across as needlessly harsh or single-minded in trying to prove others wrong.

Dismissive of Emotions – For Architects, rationality is king. But emotional context often matters more than people with this personality type care to admit. Architects can get impatient with anyone who seems to value feelings more than facts. Unfortunately, ignoring emotion is its own type of bias – one that can cloud Architects’ judgment.

Overly Critical – These personalities tend to have a great deal of self-control, particularly when it comes to thoughts and feelings. When the people in their lives fail to match their level of restraint, Architects can appear scathingly critical. But this criticism can be unfair, based on arbitrary standards rather than a full understanding of human nature.

Combative – Architects hate blindly following anything without understanding why. This includes restrictions and the authority figures who impose them. People with this personality type can get caught up in arguing about useless rules and regulations – but sometimes these battles are distractions from more important matters.

Socially Clueless – Architects’ relentless rationality can lead to frustration in their social lives. Their efforts to defy expectations may leave them feeling isolated or disconnected from other people. At times, they may become cynical about the value of relationships altogether, questioning the importance of love and connection.

Roles: Analysts

Shared personality traits: Intuitive (N) and Thinking (T)

Thinkers, Not Robots

The personality types in the Analyst Role are known for their love of rationality. Because they share the Thinking trait, these types often aim to make decisions with their heads rather than their hearts. But Analysts are far from being robots. Their Intuitive personality trait energizes their imaginations, helping them to come up with creative strategies and motivating them to explore things deeply – whether that’s an intellectual pursuit, a new interest, or even a crazy scheme or thought experiment.

These personalities are driven to understand and create. They have no problem switching between speculative musing and tactical problem-solving. Of course, these broad abilities need to be honed – and, when appropriate, they need to lead to action. Otherwise, Analysts’ active minds can give them a false sense of accomplishment.

Driven by Curiosity

Analysts are innately curious. This helps them to ensure that their ideas are workable, rather than just clever. These personality types have a strong drive to learn, and they want to find out things for themselves rather than accept received wisdom. These types may be found stockpiling books, questioning teachers, spurring debates, or driving conversations in forums across the Internet.

88% of Analysts say they’re intrigued by things labeled as controversial.

Analysts are also relentless self-improvers. Once they’ve recognized a flaw, they apply all of their rationality, imagination, and desire for results to make it right. Especially when it’s balanced with self-understanding, this drive can enable Analyst personalities to push the boundaries of what’s possible – no matter what anyone else may think.

Socially Selective

Analysts can have a reputation for being lone wolves. These personality types don’t necessarily care about befriending everyone they meet, and they definitely don’t surround themselves with random people just for the sake of having some company.

85% of Analysts say they can spend a whole weekend by themselves without getting bored.

Given a choice between spending time with someone incompatible or spending time alone, many Analysts would choose the latter. And they may not be so subtle about it. 71% of people with Analyst personality types say they’re good at shutting down unwanted conversations – far more than any other Role. This brusqueness can make Analysts seem rude, unapproachable, or antisocial, particularly to types that value social harmony.

That said, it’s important to note that only 17% of Analysts actually describe their ideal social life as “mostly by myself.” Much greater numbers – 30% and 41% respectively – say they’d prefer to have a few good friends or a partner and a few good friends. As a result, it’s inaccurate to view these personality types as antisocial.

Instead, it makes sense to view Analysts as socially selective. Like other types, they crave social connection. But these personalities won’t feel socially fulfilled by spending time with just anyone. They want to surround themselves with people who really get them – even if it takes effort to find those people. That might be why 46% of Analysts say they actively seek new friendships – which is more than any other Role except Diplomats.

Independent Minds

Analysts have little patience for following in others’ footsteps. 58% of these personality types describe themselves as “very independent” – far more than any other Role. Independence isn’t just a characteristic of these types – it’s an important part of their self-image.

77% of Analysts say they’re proud of their independence.

This mindset shows up vividly in how Analysts approach academic and professional settings. These personality types are questioners, reluctant to take anything on faith. And “anything” includes what their teachers or bosses say.

From the outside, this might look like a lack of respect. In our Teachers Survey, Analysts were far less likely than other Roles to say they admired their past teachers. And this mindset persists in the professional sphere as well. 43% of Analysts in the workforce say they would be better than their boss at their boss’s job – again, far more than any other Role. Analyst personalities are also far less likely than other Roles to express admiration for their bosses.

But does this represent a lack of respect? Maybe – but this choosiness might well have other roots. Analysts tend to hold themselves to high standards, and they often hold the people around them (bosses and teachers included) to these high standards as well. In addition, Analyst personality types tend to care a great deal about learning and professional success. 85% of Analysts say they have a strong desire to be an important and successful person.

It makes sense, then, that these personality types hold their teachers and bosses to rigorous standards. After all, an Analyst with a poor teacher or boss may be less likely to become successful. Of course, Analysts – just like anyone – will almost certainly find themselves faced with a less-than-stellar teacher or boss. As a result, figuring out how to navigate these situations is an important part of their development.

Problems? What Problems?

You know who talks a lot about their problems? Not Analysts. In fact, 83% of Analysts say that most people complain too much about their problems.

But that doesn’t mean that people with these personality types don’t think about their problems, and they certainly don’t shy away from challenges. 61% of Analysts say they’re excited by the idea of being responsible for solving problems, and 85% say they enjoy tackling difficult challenges.

A core strength of Analysts is their faith in their problem-solving abilities. Analyst personalities tend to express the highest intellectual self-confidence of any Role, and this gives them the willingness to try their hand at things that may be hard. Taken too far, this can turn into cockiness – which is rarely an asset, whether in relationships or in other spheres. But as long as Analysts balance their intellectual self-assurance with their innate curiosity, these personality types can find success and even enjoyment in the face of challenges both large and small.

Strategies: Constant Improvement

Shared personality traits: Introverted (I) and Turbulent (-T)

Sensitive Souls

Constant Improvers tend to be sensitive and introspective. They are often deep individuals who enjoy having their own space and freedom. In general, these personality types feel more comfortable on their own than mixed up in the judgment of the real world.

This may be because they share the two personality traits most representative of sensitivity to their environment – Introversion and Turbulence. As a result, they may find it stressful to deal with tense environments or new situations. In these moments, Constant Improvers can be deeply uncomfortable – although they may not want to let on how they really feel. In reaction, these personalities might retreat inward, react defensively, or try to escape the situation altogether. Alternatively, they might give up their own wants or needs in an effort to keep the peace.

Driven by Doubt

Constant Improvers tend to experience self-doubt. They have a strong drive, but it comes paired with a strong fear of failure. These personality types invest a great deal of their identity in their successes. As a result, even a minor misstep or embarrassment can be crushing.

On the upside, this vigilance offers these personality types a knack for sensing trouble. This can be quite useful in situations that need to balance risk and reward – whether a financial investment or a romantic opportunity. When faced with a potential risk, these types look for ways to prevent problems. Although it slows them down in the short term, this approach can prevent longer-term issues.

79% of Constant Improvers say they often dwell on their regrets.

Constant Improvers direct much of their attention toward their personal interests. They strive to master hobbies, careers, or new means of self-expression. This level of dedication can create impressive, beautiful results.

People with Constant Improvement personality types can be perfectionistic, dedicating tremendous time and energy to their pursuits. Unfortunately, if they put too much pressure on themselves, this approach can backfire. For example, Constant Improvers may feel forced to abandon an endeavor because a single detail doesn’t line up right.

The “Right” Career?

Constant Improvers’ longing for “something more” extends to their professional lives. Just over a quarter of these types say that their career is a great fit for them – a rate of agreement that is less than the other Strategies.

This doesn’t necessarily mean that Constant Improvers are in the wrong careers for them – although they might wonder if they are. More than half of these personality types say they often think about switching careers, and they’re more likely than the other Strategies to say that they feel stuck in their current job.

This restlessness doesn’t have to be a bad thing. In fact, restlessness can be an incredible motivator to do great things. The trouble comes when Constant Improvers feel trapped: wanting to make a change, but suspecting they’re unable or helpless to do so. This feeling can have a number of roots, such as self-doubt or a general worry that other people don’t “get” them.

96% of Constant Improvers say they often feel misunderstood.

As in other areas of their lives, Constant Improvers who pursue personal growth often discover that their feeling of helplessness is exactly that – a feeling. This can be a powerful discovery. In its wake, these personality types are better able to harness their personal and professional strengths and deal with their feeling of “stuckness.” This may take the form of finding a new career, or it might involve advocating for themselves in their current workplaces so that they get more of their needs met. Either way, Constant Improvers often find that they have more agency in their professional lives than they’d realized.

The Strength of Sensitivity

In general, Constant Improvers care a great deal about what others think of them. This can trigger insecurity, to be sure, but when kept in balance, it can create some truly wonderful traits. These personalities are often curious about and sensitive to others’ feelings. This can make them excellent listeners, friends, confidants, and partners.

Some types might think that sensitivity is synonymous with weakness, but Constant Improvers know that isn’t the case. These personality types often exemplify how sensitivity and vulnerability can be hidden strengths. Their attunement to their own struggles and insecurities can help them to bond deeply with others. It can also motivate them to act with kindness and compassion.

Although they may not always realize it, Constant Improvers offer the world a wealth of gifts. Once they learn to trust themselves as much as they trust others’ opinions, these personalities can shine.

[synthshenanigans]

LIST HAS BEEN UPDATED!!!!

GO PLAY OUR QUIZZES

if youd like to of course!

Chonny Jash Lyric Quiz List

Natalie and I have made a bunch of Sporcle quizzes that let you test how well you remember the lyrics to his songs. :}

All songs marked with an " * " are made by @plutos134340 !!

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Chonny's Charming Chaos Compendium Vol. 1

Time Machine Reprise

Dream *

Mucka Blucka Part 1 *

Mucka Blucka Part 2 *

Never Meant to Know

Spring and a Storm

Night

Ruler of Everything

Good Day/Bad Day

Just Apathy

The Heart Acoustic

Be Born

Storm and a Spring

The Mind Electric

The Soul Eclectic

The Bidding

Light

We're Gonna Win

Two Wuv

Variations on a Cloud

The Whole World and You

Welcome to Tally Hall

Banana Man

Haiku

Hidden in the Sand

Greener

Special

Taken For a Ride

Covered in Discontent

The Moss

K.K Cruisin'

Hokum All Ye Faithful

Slutteral Gump

Man With The Skeleton Arms

Restless Heart

Pocket

Alone With My Thoughts

Scatman's World

She Only Loves Me When I'm There

Spooky, Scary Skeletons

Hallelujah

The Before

does it sound familiar? *

backlit by moonlight. *

end the dance. *

contempt. *

pit. *

every ounce of energy. *

three paces away. *

a devil's tricks. *

wings of wax. *

Gothic Whore/The Novel Lyric Hunt

The Ballad of Dr. Jekyll *

The Mr. Hyde Jive *

Wilhelmina Waltz *

A Styrian Rhapsody *

A Monster's Lament *

An Elegey For One Roderick Usher/The Haunted Palace *

Dead Man's Sea Shanty *

Ode of the Cog *

Monster Mash [Encore] *

BONUS: bargaining/compromise *

BONUS: Dear Machine, Hate the Cog *

The Tim Minchin Power Hour

Cage *

Art *

Nerd *

Grew on Me *

Not Perfect *

The That Handsome Devil Power Hour

Shutup You're Stupid

Evl Ppl

Savages

A Drink to Death

Chonny's Inferno

The Will Wood Power Hour

Laplace's Angel [Hurt People? Hurt People!] *

Tomcat Disposables *

Thermodynamic Lawyer Esq, G.F.D. *

...And If I Did, You Deserved It. *

Memento Mori: the most important thing in the world *

The Chonny Jash Power Hour

Mayday *

Don't Take it Personally

Push *

Compelled by Hindsight *

The Lie of Black and White

Don't Take it Personally 2020 Demo

Push 2020 Demo

Compelled by Hindsight 2020 Demo *

Singles

Ain't No Rest for the Wicked

Charlotte

Fine, I'm Fine

20XX *

Heal

Heal Demo*

K.K Crushin'*

K.K. Cruisin' (Unplugged)

You Sound Like Louis Burdett

Count Eleven

To Toe Dead Lines*

The Forest for the Trees*

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She also has a bunch of other quizzes you should check out too!!!

[the-lonelybarricade]

Did you know that @separatist-apologist has written 110 fics for the acotar fandom, which collectively exceed 2 million words? Did you also know that today is her birthday??

In celebration of this amazing person, who has given so much of her time, love, and creative labor to this community (not JUST in the form of 110 fanfics, but also by tirelessly running multiple fandom events), I'd like to propose the MB BIRTHDAY CHALLENGE.

The challenge is simple! Press the 'Happy Birthday MB' button below to be taken to a quiz that will help you decide which of MB's fics is the perfect one for you. Then all you need to do is click on the moodboard to enjoy the wonderfully written fic and leave MB a nice comment!

LINK HERE BECAUSE TUMBLR HTML RUINED MY DREAMS

Links to art pieces used in collage:

'Clear Blue Water' fanart

'Call It What You Want To' fanart

'All the Monsters Come Out At Night' fanart

Erina fanart (Velidewrites)

'no gods. no religion.' fanart

'no gods. no religion.' fanart pt. 2

Arina fanart (Laxibbeb)

Arina fanart (Wilde-Knight)

'The Last of a Dying Breed' fanart

Lucien Vanmerman (krem-does-stuff)

'Throw Me To The Flames' fanart

'The Last of the Real Ones' fanart

'Wonderland' fanart

Erina fanart (Laxibbeb)

Erina fanart (queercontrarian)

'So It's Going To Be Forever' fanart

'All He Thinks About Is Me' fanart

'Acolyte' fanart

[nobodysdaydreams]

Attention: By Request, I Have Made Another Unhinged MBS Quiz: What Mysterious Benedict Society Friend Group Vibe Does Your Real Life Friend Group Have?

Have you ever wondered what friend group in the Mysterious Benedict Society Universe most closely resembles your real life friend group? No? Oh. Well, too bad, because that's the quiz I made. And I would encourage you to answer honestly, because I'm genuinely curious to see how these results skew.

I will tell you that there are seven possible results. Some much better than others. And @sophieswundergarten, I apologize in advance (you'll see what for).

[thepringlesofblood]

I’m making a list of quotes from the Murderbot Diaries for a quiz (a match-the-person-to-the-quote sort of thing) - anyone have any favorites to send in?

Here’s what I have so far - they’re mostly Network Effect since I’ve been re-listening to the audiobook lately, and they’re mostly murderbot. I’m trying to get some from other characters (all quotes are welcome though!)

(SPOILERS up through Fugitive Telemetry)

I've lost my crew. I won't lose you - ART

Sometimes people do things to you that you can't do anything about. You just have to survive it, and go on - mb

You are incorrect, Iris. I can bomb the colony - ART

You were lucky - ART

I hate having emotions about reality. I'd much rather have them about Sanctuary Moon - mb

Well, it was a little rude - arada

Thank you for that information - 3

It would be better if they could think of you as someone who is trying to help, because that's how I think of you - mensah

Are you fighting again or are you making up? Because it looks exactly the same from the outside. - amena

As a heartless killing machine, I was a terrible failure - mb

Anyone who thinks machine intelligences don't have emotions needs to be in this very uncomfortable room right now. - ratthi

Angry, then afraid, then dead. Is that the right order? - mb

Please calm yourselves and stop talking. Plan A01: Rain Destruction has been superseded by Plan B01: Distract and Extract. - ART

I know violence isn't the solution to everything, but in this case... - 2.0

Okay you keep the ship. I'll take the planet. - 2.0

I was having an emotion, and I hate that. - mb

I am actually alone in my head, and that's where 90 plus percent of my problems are - mb

You may have noticed that when I do manage to care, I'm a pessimist - mb

Fear is an artificial condition - tapan

I guess you can't tell a story from the point of view of something you don't think has a point of view - mb

It’s normal to feel conflict. You were part of something for a long time. You hate it, and it was a terrible thing. But it created you, and you were part of it. - bharadwaj

The problem with gunships is they want to shoot at stuff. - mb

Okay, Third Mom - amena

People, please. I’m scheduled to mediate arguments between teenagers on my next commcall home and I need all my patience for that. - mensah

Who runs around with a friendly rogue SecUnit? Besides us, I mean. - ratthi

We’re friends, and friends call each other by name. - miki

I'm not going to hurt your humans, you little idiot - ART

So you don't have a governor module, but we could punish you by looking at you? - gurathin

I love you armor, andd I'm never leaving you again - mb

SecUnit's brain is always compromised - ART

I'm not going to turn around and show you my neck, strange person I just met on an alien planet! - Iris

Who the fuck are you? - ART

[blackdollette]

oml im so sorry i have another request coz im literally so full of ideas and am horrible at writing. cheerleader bimbo reader x tutor charlie. (inspired by another ayesha erotica song called trashy...)

anyways readers stretching at home for her cheerleading competition tomorrow and charlie comes by mid stretch and he knocks and shes like "come innn!!!" and shes in the living room, leg straight up and in a short little skirt with little panties and all. and shes just like "oh hey, char! sorry i forgot about our sesh today.." and she pouts coz she loves her time with charlie. mansplaining to bimbos mmmm..

anyways. shes like "mind if i do some stretches while u ask me questions." and hes like "uh... sure" BONER ALERRRTTT !!!!! and hes just on the couch, pillow in his lap and reading the flash cards out to her. and shes like bent over the table with one leg high up and stuff and hes just "youre rly flexible..." and she finally makes a move !!! all "wanna see how flexible i can get, char?"

mb. im too horny ugh

oh my gosh!! yall are too creative. and im working on more requests today :))

"go cheerleader!" | charlie walker

jealous girl. - lana del rey

cheerleader!reader x charlie

contents: tit fucking, p in v, unprotected sex

you stretched your body into the standing splits position, feeling every muscle in your body responding to your movement as you brought your leg up all the way.

you felt your tiny little pleated skirt lifting up just a little before you heard a knock at the door. you knew it was charlie, who had been assigned as your new tutor since your teacher had said that "having big tits won't get you everywhere in life." whatever that meant. but you liked having him around. you felt whenever he let his eyes travel on your body. and you especially liked making him squirm.

"it's open!" you yelled out, bringing your leg down a little. charlie nervously opened the door and peeked at you. his eyes widened at the sight of you in this position, already feeling a slight twitch in his pants. "o-oh sorry. is this a bad time?" he asked shyly. "nope. come on in, charlie." he blushed as he heard his name in your mouth. he walked into the house, his head slightly down as he clenched the binder in his hand. from where he was, he had a perfect view of your little pink panties underneath your skirt. he saw your hot pink shirt stretching over your perfect tits. and he could tell that you weren't wearing a bra.

his breath caught in his throat before he made his way to the couch, sitting down. "i can go if you're busy. we can reschedule or something..." he looked at your ass as you slowly brought your leg down. "no, you can just ask me questions while i stretch. if that's alright with you, that is..?" he gulped and nodded, already feeling his dick hardening. he put a pillow on his lap and opened the binder to where you left off last time. "okay, so we're doing angles in math today."

you groaned in frustration. that was your least favourite unit. you just never understood a thing about it. he saw your frustration but continued reading from the book. "true or false. an acute angle is less than 90 degrees." you were on the floor, doing a regular split. you thought for a moment. "false?" you looked up at him, but he shook his head. you stood up and started pacing the room. "i swear im gonna bomb this quiz."

he was about to speak, but his boner was growing more unbearable by the second. then, he got an idea that would benefit both of you. "o-ok, how about this... do you know what 180 degrees is?" you shook your head, arms crossed. he had to hold back his excitement a little. "when you do the splits, your legs are in that angle, being in a straight line." your eyes lit up a little. you walked to the table and bent over it, lifting your leg high into the air, exposing your little panties once again. "like this, char?" charlie smiled a little. "yeah... just like that."

you held that position, fully stretching your muscles. his eyes were looking at places where they shouldn't be, but he just couldn't help it. "you're, uh, really flexible." charlie was starting to crumble apart, not being able to keep himself together. you could see that he was trying to cover his erection with that pillow, and you decided that it was finally time to make a move. you walked up to him, hand on your hips. "wanna see how flexible i really am, char?"

he couldn't believe his ears. were you really making a move on him? he had been planning out how to confess how much he liked you since he'd started tutoring you in freshman year, but now you were doing it with no thought at all. you truly were extraordinary. you took the pillow off of his lap, revealing his painfully hard erection. his face turned extremely red. "wow charlie. thats quite the boner you've got there. i never knew you had it in you." you teased as you started to palm his aching cock.

he groaned, swallowing all the saliva that had gathered in his mouth. you unbuttoned his jeans and pulled out his solid cock, his boxers already stained with his precum. he cleared his throat. "u-uh, there's something ive always wanted to do with you... may i?" you raised an eyebrow. charlies hands moved to the bottom of your shirt, pulling it up and letting your tits escape. his mouth gaped open as he saw them in all their glory. you caught the drift and put his cock in between them.

you spit on the tip of it and started moving them up and down his length. he was already moaning like he was about to cum right at that second. as he got more used to the sensation, he took them in his hands and thrust his hips into them, precum leaking out of his cock and getting on them. he was a complete mess, turning into the pathetic little boy that you've always known. as you felt his getting closer, you pulled your tits off of him. "don't wanna cum before the main event, do you char?" you slipped off your panties, giving them to him.

you turned around and put your arms on the ground, but your legs were doing the splits on his lap, in a strange version of the reverse cowgirl position. charlie looked at your glistening little pussy. you spat on your hand and reached back, giving charlies cock a few strokes before using the tip of it to rub your clit. charlie felt his heartbeat accelerating. this was the sexiest thing that hed ever seen. you slipped his cock into your cunt, getting a low groan out of him. once it was in, you started moving your hips up and down.

charlie put his hands on your thighs, this being the best position that he'd ever been in. as you started moving faster, charlie started losing control of himself, muttering how much badly hes wanted this and that you were the most perfect girl in the world. you felt your pussy tightening around him, your moans getting louder as you neared your orgasm. charlie had to look away, the sight of you being too overwhelming for him. his body started heating up as he began to tremble.

you felt yourself cumming all over him, and you heard him sigh as you left a milky white ring on the base of his cock. he had been waiting for you to cum, and now that you had, he could too. as he finally hit his orgasm, he pulled out of you and came all over your ass, painting it completely with all his cum. while he was cumming, his nails were digging into your soft thigh, holding onto them for dear life. you crawled off of him, and turned to face him. "that wasnt too bad charlie." you started tucking his dick back into his pants. "and i'd really like it if you came to my cheer tournament tomorrow night." you smiled. "y-yeah. ill be there." he said. tonight, his biggest dream had come true.

author's note: thank you so much for the request! i loved this one sm, charlies such a needy little boy. there are six or seven more requests that i have in my drafts, and ill be posting them as soon as possible. thank you!

[dawn-petrichor-world]

Quiz

Warning: none, I think. Let me know please.

MB stands for Mama Bear, the reader's nickname.

+ 550 words no proofread.

A/N: It's @princessmisery666 fault with her quiz who is your soa boy. 😑

The sound of your voice couldn’t reach him. You called him again and again, but it was like he was deaf and around a minute or two, standing next to him he finally look at you with sadness and horror in his eyes.

- “Hi! Did you know women could feel pain, a week before and a week after their period. And the pain during it, is equivalent to a heart attack for a man. This is awful. You barely have just a few days of peace. It sucks, man.”

- “And did you know that I broke my water several minutes ago, but you were so deeply focused on this magazine you never heard me calling you.”

- “You what?” He tried to understand looking at your belly and noticed you were dry. “Fuck! Babe, you should yell or snatch this stupid magazine instead of watching me. Where are the bags again? Wait here? I’m looking for the keys."

- “Where do you think I could go in my condition?”

- “Don’t panic babe, everything is going to be okay! Where are these stupid keys.” He growled.

You were looking at your Grizzly running and swearing into the house and throwing away pillows, stuff or unfolded clothes laid in the hallway. From time to time he heard some rattling but didn’t realize they were in your hand and you played with.

- “Kenny farted in the car and it’s getting hot even with windows open. Um .. MB? What’s daddy doing?” Asked Ellie, concerned about the mess, in the living room, absent when she left the house approximately ten minutes ago. “Daddy! She has the keys in her hand. Can we go now?”

- “It was funny.” You said, following your stepdaughter.

- “We should've been in the hospital for a while now, why are you playing like kids? Ugh!”

Opie’s head appeared on the frame of the door to understand what was going on, squinted at the keys you rolled between your fingers. He wasn’t amused at all. He snatched them, kissed your forehead and drove to the hospital in silence while you couldn’t stop laughing about how cute and funny and panicked, he was.

Hours later of work and you gave birth to an amazing, beautiful and healthy girl, you could rest but you saw something in your husband’s bag. It took all your attention that time it was you who didn’t hear him coming into the room.

Sure, it was the middle of the night, the kids wanted to stay with you and they were sleeping on a futon, but it was like Opie spawned from nowhere, you bit your lips to hold back a scream.

- “I can’t believe you did that without me!” You showed him the magazine opened on a quiz page and the betrayal in your voice hurt him. “You did it wrong. See, on which planet you are like Freddy Krueger, at least as a tough man you could be Michael Myers.”

- “Really!” He asked disappointed. “I can scare people”

- “Dude! Why do you think I always choose lovely and cute petnames? You’re literally a bear or Chewbacca”.

He climbed on the bed to tingle you, not happy with the comparison but the baby started to cry, time to feed her.

You took her and breastfed her while Opie with a pen and the mag asked you some questions to know which movie serial killer you were.

Thanks for reading it. Hope you like it. My Masterlists .

[metal-music-quiz]

The Tommy Karevik Quiz: Level 1 (Easy)

Well, happy birthday to the man, first of all! If you've missed the initial announcement, here's a quick recap: this time there are 2 levels of difficulty, each of which has band clue cards and live videos - it's just that the songs in the second one are not that well-known. Unfortunately, I can't add timestamps on Tumblr, so when pausing and rewinding bear in mind that the samples are 50-80s long. 🙂 Hope you'll have fun with this quiz!

Technical details under the cut:

All compressions needed were made to fit in the Tumblr requirements (video - under 10 minutes long and maximum of 500 MB). I own none of the audio, logos, pictures and video shown. This is completely fan-made for non-profit usage. All title, clue and answer cards were created by me. 🙃

Photos courtesy of WeRock.bg (from Kamelot's concert in Sofia in 2022); the video for question #2 is from Seventh Wonder's official DVD "Welcome to Atlanta"(2016), and the one for #5 - from Kamelot's DVD "I Am The Empire (Live From The 013).