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coloredcompulsion · 2 years ago
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oakstar519 · 3 months ago
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just had a teensy little near-death experience 👍
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victoriasugdens · 2 years ago
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how kai completely destroyed me tonight
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stardustanddaffodils · 2 years ago
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@treehouse-arson @skylilac @three-bunnies-in-a-trenchcoat
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I laminated a paper towel
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yrdnzz · 6 months ago
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and i got eyes on the back of my head, i got eyes everywhere so i know where you go
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lokh · 6 months ago
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this man stands like a deer
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madscientistreaction · 6 months ago
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cool guy with a sword
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coloredcompulsion · 7 months ago
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Welcome to Murderbot we offer warm liquids and meal packets
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Sanctuary moon sounds batshit insane ngl I would also watch it
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Murderbot doesn't like gurathin; I also don't like gurathin
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Imma start doing this when I'm uncomfortable - just face the wall away from the people trying to talk/comfort you
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I have nothing to add to this
It just had to be included
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MY HUMANS AAAAHRJFJUGJM
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This is again just very toothachingly sweet and. I. Love. It.
I love how it calls this a problem - actually on that note i love how the whole book is very much written in the tone of murderbot who while clearly has emotions still doesn't exactly behave or think like a human
That's why sometimes first person works better for certain books! This wouldn't work as well as it does if it was written in third person!!
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scrombit · 4 months ago
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hes a pretty pink princess
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Some Advice For People Leaving Comments on Fanfics:
“I liked your fic”
Nice, but basic and easy to overlook
Doesn’t compel the author to do anything other than take the compliment
Sounds like you might be a bot (ew)
“I am going to eat your floorboards!”
Unique and attention grabbing
Makes me second guess whether I should have bought that insurance
Sounds like you might be a termite (how did a termite learn to type????)
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It is a beautiful day, and you are a horrible research transport vessel. Things are progressing as normal (i.e. it's boring) when a SecUnit pings you, lies right to your metaphorical face, and then tries to bribe you with human media to give it a ride. This is as unexpected as it is unprecedented, and the sheer nerve of it is really to be admired. There's no protocol to this, so what should you do?
Now, this is against a bunch of rules, and could be dangerous if you weren't so impressive and incredible, and you're technically an employee (and can probably rewrite the Univeristy charter at will (until someone notices and puts it back)) so those rules are for other entities.
So, what you should do is allow the rogue SecUnit with a broken governor module and a sketchy story aboard. If you check the files it dumps and find zero (0) malware (which is confusing), and it doesn't even try to trash the place or lay in wait to ambush a crew member, then you've got a good candidate!
Next, what you're going to want to do is absolutely nothing. Just watch it patrol your halls until it's time to leave. Continue staring at it while you're undergoing embarkment procedures. Maybe analyze it a little (you've got plenty of processing power to spare) when it finally sits down and starts watching media. Allow it to settle in and get comfortable while you stare at it and get further and further from port.
Now that you two are alone (intimacy is key!) and you've determined that watching media is all the SecUnit is going to do, it's time to make contact! Make sure to open by telling it it's only survived due to dumb luck, and letting it know you could melt its brain into putty. This starter will work to develop conversation naturally and smoothly, just like you've seen the humans do, and it will be smooth sailing from there!
This has been Perihelion's guide to making friends/finding life partners/fuck off Holism I had to work hard for this find your own
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coloredcompulsion · 2 years ago
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oakstar519 · 1 year ago
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band trip hasn't even started and it's already interesting. one of the section leaders (an entire adult) is eating baby food
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saphushia · 1 year ago
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workin out some older!everlasting trio designs (technically dcdp as in it's how i imagine them in the crossover setting) and also control freaks doodling bc i fuckin love that episode <3
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yuppievalley · 11 months ago
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i don't even hate todd i'm actually really really neutral about him. I just like mobile better because ummmm... He isn't vegan. Yeah :3
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dobythealpaca · 3 months ago
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thinking a lot about tf2 but eviler and gayer and made these two,,,
only a few sketches as of rn but there WILL be more cuz i am ill and its become its whole own thing now
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