#mayor of kurtistown

[somuchforelsart]

kurtis conner portrait !!

love this so so much i’m so proud of it :3

[44ninina]

the Mayor

[somuchforstsg]

kurtis conner goodfellow tour !!

[sorikdood]

Day 13 of learning to draw everyday

I was watch the Very Really Good podcast and had to draw Mr Kurtistown himself (and the infamous hat photo) I’m really proud of the first Kurtis

[goodomensandbadpress]

Has anyone seen the new Kurtis Conner vid? I usually like his stuff but I don't want to listen to someone shit on my hobby for 50 minutes straight.

I get it, Hurr durr who like harry potter in 2023, but like, I'm not getting a day off or full weekend to myself until next march I get to like the stupid wizard books as a treat

[zerefxdarlings]

bro is eepy

[dragonvhs]

I'm addicted to redrawing images I find online. Anyways enjoy the Mayor of Kurtistown.

I added back his longer hair because I think this might be an old pic? I'm not 100% sure.

(Anyone else find it kind of weird he looks like 3Drinkz? Maybe they're related or something...)

[s1xseasonsandamov1e]

went to kurtistown and they said this guy was the mayor

[mentally-retired]

me on ponytown pretending to be losing it asking if anyone is truly greg or if they are from kurtistown where they are nice to the mayor (its the law)

[i-amps1hagrid]

if kurtis conner had an animal crossing new leaf town, do you think it’d be called kurtistown? bcs he already is the mayor of that

[moodlevoodle]

went to kurtistown and they said this mfer was the mayor 💀

[lilacmaze]

WAITTTTTTTTTTT- FELLOW MEMBER OF KURTISTOWN!?!?!?

HELL YEAH!!! ALL HAIL THE MAYOR KURTIS

[amytheforgetmenot]

Chapter 2: Commit To the Bit

Commit To the Bit: A Danny Gonzalez tale sequel

Chapter 2: MEETING IN KURTISTOWN! *YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HE FOUND OUT* 😨

Sequel to Lost In the Rainforest: A Danny Gonzalez Tale

Overall story description: After being retuned home Danny Gonzalez works to find the rat that kidnapped him, and in the process discovers disturbing secrets about the workings of the government, and finds they may have had a hand in his abduction. What will he do after learning about their plans? Will he find Marcelle? Will he save all of his friends?

The interrogation of the rat didn't lead to much, and Danny left as soon as it was over. Danny was concerned about how he was going to get to Kurtistown, but then his friend Amy said she was willing to fly him all the way there.

Danny met up with Amy. "Hey Danny!" Amy beamed. "Hey Amy!" Danny said. They both hugged. "Thanks for helping me, you really are the best person in the Universe Amy!" Danny gushed, very thankful to have such an amazing and flawless friend. "It's really no problem. I was about done in Chicago anyways, and I've been in the tropical rainforest for too long. It's time for me to broaden my horizons." She said

They both got into her plane, and she took off. Danny was delighted to see that this time she not only had Biscoff, but a chocolate bar. "What chocolate is this? I've never seen this." Danny asked. "Oh, it's my brand of chocolate.. It's mixed nuts and milk chocolate and it makes you abnormally strong for 24 hours!" She smiled. "You have a chocolate company?" Danny asked. "I am the CEO and owner of several different companies!" Amy replied.

They finally landed in Kurtistown. "I think I'm gonna stay in Kurtistown too. Come find me when you want to leave." Amy said. They both waved to each other and walked in opposite directions. He walked up to the main building. There was a man sitting at the front desk.

"Hello, I'm here to talk to Kurtis Conner." Danny said. The man didn't look up from his computer. "Do you have an appointment?" He asked. "No, I-" Danny tried to speak but the man cut him off, "No appointment, no Kurtis Conner. The mayor is a very busy man, and I highly doubt he wants to talk to some kid." The man looked very grumpy, and still refused to look up from his computer.

"We're the same age! We were born basically like a month apart!" Danny cried, beginning to get frustrated himself. "Whatever, if you don't-" This time the man was cut off. "Hey what's the ruckus? I'm trying to focus over here." Kurtis said. "Kurtis!" Danny cheered.

"Danny? What are you doing here?" He asked, Kurtis then turned to the man at the desk, who finally looked up from his computer screen, "Why were you yelling at my friend!" Kurtis said to the man. The man turned red, and started sweating. "I- um-" He was interrupted again. "Go to the corner and think about what you've done." Kurtis demanded. The man got up and stood in the corner.

"So, Danny! What brings you to Kurtistown?" Kurtis asked. "I was just wondering if you knew anything about Marcelle Toing or know anyone that could know." Danny said. Kurtis looked concerned, "Isn't that the rat that kidnapped you?" Danny nodded.

"Well, um, I personally don't know anything but I have heard some talk.." Kurtis whispered, "We better go to my office and talk about this." They both walked into Kurtis's office.

"I've heard some things in the mayor community about some, uh, concern." Kurtis looked down at some papers on his desk, avoiding Danny's gaze. "Concern? About what?" he asked. "Well, I've heard that some people are maybe, uh, concerned about some certain individuals that are 'too funny for the public' but I don't know." Kurtis whispered. Danny looked confused. "Too funny? What do you mean Kurtis?" Danny started whispering too. "Some people are concerned that if people find someone too funny then they could feel too goofy, and well, the whole system collapses" Kurtis continued, now looking around at their surroundings in a paranoid manner.

"Must be a pretty fragile system if it can be brought down by feeling too goofy." Danny said looking very disturbed, "So are you saying that some people paid Marcelle to abduct me because they see me as a threat to the system?" He asked. Kurtis nodded yes. There was a knock on the door, and they both jumped.

"Come in.." Kurtis said timidly. The door opened slowly. "Can I stop being in the corner now?" The man asked. Danny and Kurtis huffed in unison, "Fine! Go!" Kurtis answered. The man was about to leave, "So, what are you guys talking about?" He asked.

The two guys look panicked! "Chicken helmets!" scrambled Danny. "Cat blindfolds!" Kurtis said at the same time. "Chicken helmets and cat blindfolds!" They said in unison. Silence filled the room.

"Okay." The man left and closed the door behind him.

[bitchlessslenderman]

the mayor of kurtistown

Hey there my gimmick besties

How we feeling today

[thingsdivine]

Kurtis 🤝 me

fuck ‘bestie’

All of my homies hate ‘bestie’