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if breaking bad was good (had a christmas episode) walter white would find out from saul goodman that he's on santas naughty list and tell jesse that they needed to Sneak into the North Pole and break into Santas workshop and erase his name and add it to the nice list. And jesse would be like aw cmon man you dont fuck w santa, yo, he's like all-seeing and shit. And Walt would go Listen to Me Jesse he has to be Stopped. Or Christmas is RUINED.

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“um why are you mad you do realize it was a joke right🤣” yall have no idea how hard it is to be me

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OOPS

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people that like mayonnaise piss me the fuck off. grow up

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phil implying he’s married to dan but it’s via threatening dan with murder for life insurance fraud. he was meant for tumblr and nowhere else

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my predictions for 2025:

jerry seinfeld announces the bee movie 2 and there’s a disturbing bee/human hybrid baby they try to make cute

live action remake of the lorax starring timothee chalamet as the lorax

fbi arrests mr beast

harry styles and obama make a video where they parody the hobama ship to promote harry’s new album

a movie is made based heavily off of sold to one direction fanfiction with 1d lookalikes and everyone hates it

omegaverse movie gets made with a budget of 19 billions dollars. everyone hates it

jeff bezos gets lost in space

some small tiktoker does a super a elaborate stunt to get famous where he pretends the atoms is his arm fuses with a building and he refuses to move or amputate which sparks controversy on twitter on whether or not the building is now a part of his body and if it’s ethical for us to except him to amputate. he immediately loses all the followers he gained when he reveals himself

jk rowling releases an 8th harry potter book where there’s a detailed sex scene with dumbledore

elon musk gives up and deletes twitter at the end the year

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everyone remembers where they were

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I had a dream a while ago that I was walking down a winding road in a forest in the middle of the night and there were several signs along the road. One of them had a picture of Dr house on it and it said “are you gay” and there were two buttons underneath labeled yes and no. And if you pressed the yes button a fire hose would spray at you

This is exactly what it looked like

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thoughts

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she. means everything 2 me

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happy hewwoween everypony :3

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I want to show you an actual training slide from my customer service job that I had to see yesterday.

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You know what. Fuck you.

*unhallows your ween*

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dan and phil broke into my apartment in the middle of the night then woke me up and showed me the no but seriously imagine it video where they actually kiss then whispered “no one will ever believe you” before disappearing into the night. help.

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markiplier is acting his markipussy out of this show

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RRAAAAAAAAAHHHH